1 pt - Finland (it's quite good tbh) 2 pts - Norway (It's not that bad) 3 pts - Latvia (Well... not good) 4 pts - Italy (Shes just screaming) 5 pts - Germany (SO ICONIC) 6 pts - Moldova (Good Vocals she slayed *) 7pts - Estonia (O O O UNICORN VIBESSS) 8pts - Portugal (To Much Sauce) 10pts - Ireland (I love nothing in this song🥰) 12pts - San Marino (What a vocals! He's like Conchita.... after 10 years in russia)
It's this time of the eurovision season again ;) For the fourth year in a row we take a look at the funniest entries in this years national selections and are looking for a worthy winner. As always: This is no shade to the artists, these songs are all iconic in their own way. You can vote in the comments with the regular eurovision points (12, 10, 8-1). The song you think is the trashiest/funniest should receive your 12 points :) Semi Final 2 contestants: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 🇮🇹 Sali 🇳🇴 Tresko 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan 🇮🇪 Hawaii 🇱🇻 Love Vibes
People seem to forget the funny part of this contest, in my view, Finnland was an amazing song and not trash in any way, but it still was amazingly funny. Germany too Kind of, but there the trash part is way more present xD
@@BodyAndSol96 i understand the lyrics, they might not be the most intelligent but why would they be for such a Song. Like, its fun, they just use some Stereotypes to countries and not even Bad ones, just stuff like food, whats the big Problem with that.
1 point - Finland - Samaa Taivasta Katsotaan Honestly not too trashy. Flawed, a bit, but I'm sure there was something trashier in the nf, right? 2 points - Norway - Tresko I love to see that EDM trash slaying the competition. Honestly not the worst at all, but it's far from the best and I can't really find another way to describe this 😅 3 points - Germany - Lied mit gutem Text I...sorry, I'm at a blank for descriptors rn as you can tell ._. I love those contrasting vocals :D 4 points - Latvia - Love Vibes I love those trashy unamusing contrasting vocals 🤩 5 points - Italy - Sali I'm unsure what I just heard? The sandpaper screeches are very off-putting, I love it 6 points - Portugal - Too Much Sauce I need an explanation for this song's meaning asap. Where is the sauce? What is the sauce? How much sauce is there? Please explain. 7 points - Ireland - Hawaii Indeed this is a song. I think. Maybe. In its own category. 8 points - Estonia - Unicorn Vibes Lmao Noa Kirel could never compare to this queen 🙄✋ 10 points - San Marino - Hard to Be an Angel Here I thought we'd never get better old man drag than Let 3 :o Funny but not really as trashy. (Are we just gonna ignore the peacock lashes? Yes? Ok then lol) 12 points - Moldova - When Love's Real Omg what amazing sandpaper vocals!!! Honestly iconic, but not in the way I think she wants me to think.
12: 🇪🇪 (omg I forgot this existed. Super candidate for the win!! She did not slay at all and gave us everything she shouldn't 💪) 10: 🇸🇲 (San Marino coming for that win🤩) 8: 🇳🇴 (pls no... I don't like this at all, so weird) 7: 🇮🇪 (It is a song that exists in the world indeed) 6: 🇱🇻 (Yeah Latvia had lots of contenders for this one tbh) 5: 🇵🇹 (middle... April Ivy should be here tbh, she was the definition of trashy) 4: 🇲🇩 (I mean could be worse) 3: 🇮🇹 (super powerful 'meh' vocals) 2: 🇩🇪 (It's trashy but sounds okay ) 1: 🇫🇮 (Absolutely not! It's awesome)
12p San Marino 🇸🇲 WHO IS CONCHITA 10p Norway 🇧🇻 ICONIC 8p Germany 🇩🇪 7p Moldova 🇲🇩 BEST VOCALS 6p Italy 🇮🇹 SCREAMING QUEEN 5p Portugal 🇵🇹 TO MUCH SAUCE 4p Ireland 🇮🇪 3p Estonia 🇪🇪 (or: 🇮🇱) 2p Latvia 🇱🇻 1p Finland 🇫🇮
HELLO EUROPE, Akrimos calling, thank you Simon for this awful show, i really cried and now let's head towards the point that i gave to each song. 1 point goes to Norway (i legit liked it) 2 points goes to Portugal (Feels like it's ahead of it's time like portugal 2019) 3 points goes to Finland (it had potential but they executed it poorly) 4 points goes to Estonia (i actually laughed so hard when i realised she was dead serious) 5 points goes to Germany (idk they had something just like finland i feel like) 6 points goes to Italy (why is she screaming?) 7 points goes to San Marino (croatia is bad? here is a cursed version of there "iconic" song) 8 points goes to Latvia (he had technical issues ... right?) 10 points goes to Ireland (How did they even got selected to pass the nationals finals?) 12 points goes to Moldova (she didn't update the vocals.exe file, that's the only explication i see)
12p Germany I can't even listen to this and would have muted their performance, had they gone to Liverpool 10p San Marino I can't even watch it without laughing 8p Finland not as Schlager-y as Germany, but still too Schlager-y for my taste 7p Ireland no, we don't wanna remember you 6p Latvia we're gonna remember you, but not in a good way 5p Portuga too many 'there's too much sauce's 4p Italy well, maybe this woman is an alcoholic or someone with issues, that's why she's looking this way and her voice is sounding like that, if there's an excuse for any artist, it's her 3p Moldova not a bad song, not a bad vocalist either, but this one longer note just sounded too shrill, shot happens, the rest of her performance was probably OK 2p I prefer Israel's Unicorn to this, maybe with a better staging, backing vocals and a more enthusiastic vocal performance, this wouldn't have been that bad 1p Norway this is just a normal dance song, maybe it just doesn't match your acquired taste, although this dance to it seems weird. But it definitely doesn't belong into the trash category.
12 - 🇮🇪 Hawaii 10 - 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 8 - 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 7 - 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 6 - 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 5 - 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 4 - 🇮🇹 Sali 3 - 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 2 - 🇳🇴 Tresko 1 - 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan
1 pt - Ireland (it´s a bad song but i can´t laught after knowing the meaning) 2 pts - Findland (It's the kind of song i would like ironically) 3 pts - Latvia (that wasn´t thaaaaaat bad) 4 pts - portugal (Too much sauce) 5 pts - Estonia (we have a different unicorn in eurovision) 6 pts - Norway (it´s funky) 7pts - Germany (the dance of the backing vocalist really sells the show) 8pts - Italy (in a difference setting, like in a horror movie, this could be great) 10pts - San marino (It made me feel nothing) 12pts - Moldova (that vocals makes me shake)
12: Portugal (My favourite part is where he says "pjzzbizwwznmeppeynte CANTO") 10: Norway 8: Italy 7: San Marino 6: Ireland 5: Latvia 4: Moldova 3: Germany 2: Estonia 1: Finland
12- Italy 10- Moldova 8- Estonia 7- San Marino (I am disappointed that it is not the one where the guy is screaming power in the most annoying voice) 6- Norway 5- Latvia 4- Ireland 3- Portugal 2- Germany 1- Finland (Please don't let this song advance; I actually love this song and it is one of my favorite eliminated songs this year)
12: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 10: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 8: 🇩🇪 Lied Mit Gutem Text 7: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 6: 🇳🇴 Tresko 5: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 4: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 3: 🇮🇹 Sali 2: 🇫🇮 Samaa Taivasta Katsotaan 1: 🇮🇪 Hawaii
1 point - Norway (i kinda liked this one) 2 points - Finland (okish?) 3 points - Latvia (kind of okish?) 4 points - Germany (didn't care much for this so idk) 5 points - Ireland (this country still finds a way to be mid in the trash contest gotta love the dedication) 6 points - Portugal (pretty trash, i like it) 7 points - Moldova (it's serving manel navarro) 8 points - San Marino (literally perfect) 10 points - Estonia (outsold noa kirel) 12 points - Italy (the only contest my country deserves to win, she looks like she just woke up and i love that energy)
12 points to Estonia (I will always support the OOH OOH OOH UNICORN VIBES OOH OOH OOH MAKE YOU FEEL FINE, like, until I die) 10 points go to Ireland (King deserved to qualify so much! He brought exactly what this contest needed!) 8 points go to San Marino (Disappointed, I'm sure San Marino had something even trashier available but this will do, btw the make-up is just🤌) 7 points go to Portugal (TOO MUCH SAUCE TOO MUCH SAUCE, TOOMUCHSAUCE TOOMUCHSAUCE) 6 points go to Germany (Obv pick for Germany for this contest) 5 points go to Moldova (Newest vocalist of the year 😍) 4 points go to Italy (This semi is just so strong I can't believe this queen only gets 4 Points from me but sadly I have to make a choice) 3 points go to Latvia (I literally forgot about this, and being forgettable is NOT a good thing, not even in a trash contest) 2 points go to Norway (I mean, yeah, pretty trashy, but in a strong semi like this....) 1 point goes to Finland (a genuinely good song? Seems like UMK had nothing to offer for THIS contest...)
Sad that Moldova's Nikko T with 'Destiny' isn't here. His dustbin levels of dancing and creepy song writing make him iconic alongside the masterpiece that is "My favourite schoolgirl". 12 Points - Ireland *HONERABLE MENTION HERE THAT JOHNNY ROTTEN'S WIFE WHO THE SONG IS ABOUT WITH ALZHEIMERS DIED* 10 Points - Estonia 8 Points - Norway 7 Points - Latvia 6 Points - Portugal 5 Points - Finland 4 Points - Moldova 3 Points - San Marino 2 Points - Italy 1 Point - Whoever I missed!
12 HaWaIi 10 moldova SLAYED QUEEN 8 SAN MARINO ICONIC ONE 7 Estonia give us that bad a*s attitude yas girlll 6 Germany idk this is just hilarious 5 Portugal yes too much sauce 4 Finland i luv their going nowhere vibe so well 3 Norway oh well lol 2 Italy our grandma screamin 1 Latvia wtf is this
12 points to Norway 10 points to Estonia 8 points to Lativia 7 points to San Marino 6 points to Moldova 5 points to Ireland 4 points to Italy 3 points to Finland 2 points to Germany 1 point to Portugal
1 point goes to italy 2 points go to norway 3 points go to germany 4 points go to moldova 5 points go to ireland 6 points go to finland 7 points go to latvia 8 points go to portugal (nearly died from the colors, SLAYY) 10 points go to san marino (WTFF, BUT SLAYY) and finally, 12 points go to estonia (SLAY MERILYN YOU AT THAT LIKE A MARSHMALLOW, SLAYY)
Moldova - 12p 😜Yees queen give us nothing😜 Estonia - 10p UNICORN 🙄🙄 San Marino - 8p 😳😳 Germany - 7p😫 this 4 need to qualify and i dont care about the rest Portugal - 6p Italy - 5p Norway - 4p Ireland - 3p Latvia - 2p Finland (not trash) - 1p
I just realized what the prompt is actually about so here's my ranking (edited, I didn't feel like writing all over again) 1. Ireland 2. San Marino 3. Latvia 4. Moldova 5. Norway 6. Italy 7. Portugal 8. Germany 9. Estonia 10. Finland (unironically my fave, not trashy at all!)
12 - San Marino (Actually as good as Piqued Jacks🤭) 10 - Estonia 8 - Ireland 7 - Finland 6 - Norway 5 - Germany 4 - Italy 3 - Latvia 2 - Moldova 1 - Portugal
There's so much trash on this🤩 semifinal 12. San Marino (me trying to sing opera AMAZING) 10. Germany (lo lo lo lo) 8. Moldovo (trash + poor budget) 7. Italy (halloween witch?) 6. Norway (cringe and trash) 5. Estonia (here begins the trash) 4. Ireland (more boring than trash) 3. Portugal (what) 2. Latvia (meh) 1. Finland (nah, doesn't even deserve to be at ETC)
12: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 10: 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan 8: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 7: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real (where Valeria?) 6: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 5: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 4: 🇳🇴 Tresko 3: 🇮🇹 Sali 2: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 1: 🇮🇪 Hawaii But let's admit - "Booty" and Lithuania are the biggest contenders to win XD
12p 🇮🇪 (hawaiIiIi, omg i remember this pls send help 💀) 10p 🇸🇲 (san marino is here for the win ayyy) 8p 🇩🇪 (NICHT IKKE HÜFTGOLD *cries in german*) 7p 🇲🇩 (help the vocals) 6p 🇪🇪 (oh this is not israel) 5p 🇱🇻 (help the lyrics are so offbeat 😭) 4p 🇳🇴 (its funky ig) 3p 🇵🇹 (its okay) 2p 🇮🇹 (this is also fine) 1p 🇫🇮 (omg i loved them in umk wdym trash?)
1. 🇸🇲 SAN MARINO: Hard To Be An Angel - 12pts 2. 🇳🇴 NORWAY: Tresko - 10pts 3. 🇪🇪 ESTONIA: Unicorn Vibes - 8pt 4. 🇱🇻 LATVIA: Love Vibes - 7pts 5. 🇩🇪 GERMANY: Lied mit gutem Text - 6pts 6. 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL: Too Much Sauce - 5pts 7. 🇮🇹 ITALY: Sali - 4pts 8. 🇫🇮 FINLAND: Samaa taivasta katsotaan - 3pts 9.s🇮🇪 IRELAND: Hawaii - 2pts 10. 🇲🇩 MOLDOVA: When Love's Real - 1pt
12 - san marino (was looking forward to enrique but this will do) 10- estonia (merlyn ate) 8 - portugal (overwhelming sauce) 7 - moldova (um) 6 - italy (shes so crazzzy!) 5 - latvia (he's trying so hard) 4 - finland (love love love) 3 - germany (dumpster fire that does not deserve anything) 2- ireland (also) 1 - norway (i love rasmus too much to have him win a trash contest)
1 point finland 2 point estonia 3 point italy 4 point germany 5 point ireland 6 point moldova 7 point norway 8 point portugal 10 point san marino 12 point latvia how was that evne let on supernova lmao
12. Estonia (what amazing effects🤩🤩🤩🤩) 10. San-Marino (really princess) 8. Latvia (who needs this music?!) 7. Norway (2015's vibes🥰🥰) 6. Portugal (just weirdo) 5. Ireland (old kind 60's grandpa in hawaii) 4. Italy (relaxxxx🤗🤗🤩🤩😍😍😘😘😘😘) 3. Moldova (ok, that was strange scream) 2. Germany (nicht schlecht)p.s. i'm not german 1. Finland (it's really not bad)
12 Moldova 10 Estonia 8 San Marino 7 Ireland 6 Italy 5 Latvia 4 Portugal 3 Germany 2 Finland 1 Norway 4-1 are unironically bangers tho especially tresko 🤩
1 p - Norway (is it bad I kind of like this one?) 2 p - Finland 3 p - Italy 4 p - Moldova 5 p - Portugal 6 p - Latvia 7 p - San Marino 8 p - Ireland 10 p - Estonia 12 p - Germany
12: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 10: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce 8: 🇮🇪 Hawaii 7: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 6: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 5: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes 4: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text (i hate this. it is trashy, but not even in a contest like this i want to give it points lmao) 3: 🇮🇹 Sali (also not that bad haha - Italy cant be high up in trashy contests) 2: 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan (also straight up a good song) 1: 🇳🇴 Tresko (actually amazing song, love this)
12: Norway (I knew this would be here as soon as I saw that performance) 10: Germany 8: Estonia (I hate to do this to my favorite country but Unicorn Vibes is too much) 7: Portugal 6: Ireland 5: San Marino 4: Italy 3: Moldova 2: Latvia 1: Finland
Well I love this Semi xD 12p. San Marino (Outsold kween) 10p. Estonia (🦄?) 8p. Germany (📲) 7p. Moldova ( 🗣️) 6p. Portugal (💥) 5p. Italy 4p. Ireland 3p. Norway (🛁) 2p. Latvia 1p. Finland (🤙🤙)
VOTING CLOSED
12 to Norway, no other points
san marino needed more than one entry to represent this year's contest.
1 pt - Finland (it's quite good tbh)
2 pts - Norway (It's not that bad)
3 pts - Latvia (Well... not good)
4 pts - Italy (Shes just screaming)
5 pts - Germany (SO ICONIC)
6 pts - Moldova (Good Vocals she slayed *)
7pts - Estonia (O O O UNICORN VIBESSS)
8pts - Portugal (To Much Sauce)
10pts - Ireland (I love nothing in this song🥰)
12pts - San Marino (What a vocals! He's like Conchita.... after 10 years in russia)
odwal się od Coriny przynajmniej emocjonalnie śpiewała :)
Tresko was literally my favorite from MGP 😂
W taste
It's this time of the eurovision season again ;)
For the fourth year in a row we take a look at the funniest entries in this years national selections and are looking for a worthy winner. As always: This is no shade to the artists, these songs are all iconic in their own way.
You can vote in the comments with the regular eurovision points (12, 10, 8-1). The song you think is the trashiest/funniest should receive your 12 points :)
Semi Final 2 contestants:
🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
🇲🇩 When Love's Real
🇮🇹 Sali
🇳🇴 Tresko
🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce
🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan
🇮🇪 Hawaii
🇱🇻 Love Vibes
12 San Marino 🇸🇲
10 Germany 🇩🇪
8 Ireland 🇮🇪
7 Portugal 🇵🇹
6 Estonia 🇪🇪
5 Moldova 🇲🇩
4 Latvia 🇱🇻
3 Italy 🇮🇹
2 Norway 🇳🇴
1 Finland 🇫🇮
People seem to forget the funny part of this contest, in my view, Finnland was an amazing song and not trash in any way, but it still was amazingly funny. Germany too Kind of, but there the trash part is way more present xD
Finland was such trash if you understand the lyrics and the cultural context 😂but I understand most people voting here don't, so that's fair
@@BodyAndSol96 i understand the lyrics, they might not be the most intelligent but why would they be for such a Song. Like, its fun, they just use some Stereotypes to countries and not even Bad ones, just stuff like food, whats the big Problem with that.
1 point - Finland - Samaa Taivasta Katsotaan
Honestly not too trashy. Flawed, a bit, but I'm sure there was something trashier in the nf, right?
2 points - Norway - Tresko
I love to see that EDM trash slaying the competition. Honestly not the worst at all, but it's far from the best and I can't really find another way to describe this 😅
3 points - Germany - Lied mit gutem Text
I...sorry, I'm at a blank for descriptors rn as you can tell ._. I love those contrasting vocals :D
4 points - Latvia - Love Vibes
I love those trashy unamusing contrasting vocals 🤩
5 points - Italy - Sali
I'm unsure what I just heard? The sandpaper screeches are very off-putting, I love it
6 points - Portugal - Too Much Sauce
I need an explanation for this song's meaning asap. Where is the sauce? What is the sauce? How much sauce is there? Please explain.
7 points - Ireland - Hawaii
Indeed this is a song. I think. Maybe. In its own category.
8 points - Estonia - Unicorn Vibes
Lmao Noa Kirel could never compare to this queen 🙄✋
10 points - San Marino - Hard to Be an Angel
Here I thought we'd never get better old man drag than Let 3 :o Funny but not really as trashy. (Are we just gonna ignore the peacock lashes? Yes? Ok then lol)
12 points - Moldova - When Love's Real
Omg what amazing sandpaper vocals!!! Honestly iconic, but not in the way I think she wants me to think.
12 points to Norway! I do love the song and the staging. It is funny for sure.
11 points to Germany
12: 🇪🇪 (omg I forgot this existed. Super candidate for the win!! She did not slay at all and gave us everything she shouldn't 💪)
10: 🇸🇲 (San Marino coming for that win🤩)
8: 🇳🇴 (pls no... I don't like this at all, so weird)
7: 🇮🇪 (It is a song that exists in the world indeed)
6: 🇱🇻 (Yeah Latvia had lots of contenders for this one tbh)
5: 🇵🇹 (middle... April Ivy should be here tbh, she was the definition of trashy)
4: 🇲🇩 (I mean could be worse)
3: 🇮🇹 (super powerful 'meh' vocals)
2: 🇩🇪 (It's trashy but sounds okay )
1: 🇫🇮 (Absolutely not! It's awesome)
Agree with the April Ivy, she should've been here instead
12p San Marino 🇸🇲 WHO IS CONCHITA
10p Norway 🇧🇻 ICONIC
8p Germany 🇩🇪
7p Moldova 🇲🇩 BEST VOCALS
6p Italy 🇮🇹 SCREAMING QUEEN
5p Portugal 🇵🇹 TO MUCH SAUCE
4p Ireland 🇮🇪
3p Estonia 🇪🇪 (or: 🇮🇱)
2p Latvia 🇱🇻
1p Finland 🇫🇮
12 points: 🇸🇲 San Marino - The voice, the lyrics, the arrangement, the styling, the choreography are all those of a semi winner
HELLO EUROPE, Akrimos calling, thank you Simon for this awful show, i really cried and now let's head towards the point that i gave to each song.
1 point goes to Norway (i legit liked it)
2 points goes to Portugal (Feels like it's ahead of it's time like portugal 2019)
3 points goes to Finland (it had potential but they executed it poorly)
4 points goes to Estonia (i actually laughed so hard when i realised she was dead serious)
5 points goes to Germany (idk they had something just like finland i feel like)
6 points goes to Italy (why is she screaming?)
7 points goes to San Marino (croatia is bad? here is a cursed version of there "iconic" song)
8 points goes to Latvia (he had technical issues ... right?)
10 points goes to Ireland (How did they even got selected to pass the nationals finals?)
12 points goes to Moldova (she didn't update the vocals.exe file, that's the only explication i see)
1 point - Latvia 🇱🇻
2 points - Finland 🇫🇮
3 points - Norway 🇳🇴
4 points - Portugal 🇵🇹
5 points - Ireland 🇮🇪
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6 points - Italy 🇮🇹
7 points - San Marino 🇸🇲
8 points - Moldova 🇲🇩
10 points - Germany 🇩🇪
And finally...
... 12 points goes to REAL unicorn queen Merlyn from Estonia 🇪🇪
12 points to Portugal 😜 Too much sauce too much sauce TOO MUCH SAUCE
TOO MUCH SAUCEEEEEEE
12- Ireland (his voice is just in another level🥵)
10- San Marino
8- Moldova
7- Italy
6- Estonia
5- Germany
4- Norway
3- Portugal
2- Latvia
1- Finland
1. 🇸🇲 SAN MARINO: Hard To Be An Angel - 12pts
2. 🇮🇪 IRELAND: Hawaii - 10pts
3. 🇩🇪 GERMANY: Lied mit gutem Text - 8pts
4. 🇱🇻 LATVIA: Love Vibes - 7pts
5. 🇳🇴 NORWAY: Tresko - 6pts
6. 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL: Too Much Sauce - 5pts
7. 🇮🇹 ITALY: Sali - 4pts
8. 🇫🇮 FINLAND: Samaa taivasta katsotaan - 3pts
9. 🇪🇪 ESTONIA: Unicorn Vibes - 2pts
10. 🇲🇩 MOLDOVA: When Love's Real - 1pt
12p Germany I can't even listen to this and would have muted their performance, had they gone to Liverpool
10p San Marino I can't even watch it without laughing
8p Finland not as Schlager-y as Germany, but still too Schlager-y for my taste
7p Ireland no, we don't wanna remember you
6p Latvia we're gonna remember you, but not in a good way
5p Portuga too many 'there's too much sauce's
4p Italy well, maybe this woman is an alcoholic or someone with issues, that's why she's looking this way and her voice is sounding like that, if there's an excuse for any artist, it's her
3p Moldova not a bad song, not a bad vocalist either, but this one longer note just sounded too shrill, shot happens, the rest of her performance was probably OK
2p I prefer Israel's Unicorn to this, maybe with a better staging, backing vocals and a more enthusiastic vocal performance, this wouldn't have been that bad
1p Norway this is just a normal dance song, maybe it just doesn't match your acquired taste, although this dance to it seems weird. But it definitely doesn't belong into the trash category.
12 - 🇮🇪 Hawaii
10 - 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
8 - 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
7 - 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
6 - 🇱🇻 Love Vibes
5 - 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
4 - 🇮🇹 Sali
3 - 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce
2 - 🇳🇴 Tresko
1 - 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan
12 pts Moldova 🇲🇩
10pts Ireland 🇮🇪
8pts San Marino 🇸🇲
7pts Norway 🇳🇴
6pts Estonia 🇪🇪
5pts Italy 🇮🇹
4pts Latvia 🇱🇻
3pt Germany 🇩🇪
2pts Finland 🇫🇮
1pt Portugal 🇵🇹
Great recap! Loved it :)
1 pt - Ireland (it´s a bad song but i can´t laught after knowing the meaning)
2 pts - Findland (It's the kind of song i would like ironically)
3 pts - Latvia (that wasn´t thaaaaaat bad)
4 pts - portugal (Too much sauce)
5 pts - Estonia (we have a different unicorn in eurovision)
6 pts - Norway (it´s funky)
7pts - Germany (the dance of the backing vocalist really sells the show)
8pts - Italy (in a difference setting, like in a horror movie, this could be great)
10pts - San marino (It made me feel nothing)
12pts - Moldova (that vocals makes me shake)
12: Portugal (My favourite part is where he says "pjzzbizwwznmeppeynte CANTO")
10: Norway
8: Italy
7: San Marino
6: Ireland
5: Latvia
4: Moldova
3: Germany
2: Estonia
1: Finland
12 points: Estonia 🇪🇪 🦄
10 points: Norway 🇳🇴
8 points: Germany 🇩🇪
7 points: Portugal 🇵🇹
6: Moldova 🇲🇩
5 points: Italy 🇮🇹
4 points: Finland 🇫🇮
3 points: San Marino 🇸🇲
2 points: Ireland 🇮🇪
1 point: Latvia 🇱🇻
12 points - san marino
10 points - germany
8 points - moldova
7 points - italy
6 points - estonia
5 points - norway
4 points - ireland
3 points - portugal
2 points - latvia
1 point - finland
Germany - 12 points
Portugal - 10 sauces
San Marino - 8 points
Moldova - 7 points
Moldova - 6 points
Italy - 5 points
Estonia - 4 points
Ireland - 3 points
Norway - 2 points
Finland - 1 point
12- Italy
10- Moldova
8- Estonia
7- San Marino (I am disappointed that it is not the one where the guy is screaming power in the most annoying voice)
6- Norway
5- Latvia
4- Ireland
3- Portugal
2- Germany
1- Finland (Please don't let this song advance; I actually love this song and it is one of my favorite eliminated songs this year)
12: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
10: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
8: 🇩🇪 Lied Mit Gutem Text
7: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce
6: 🇳🇴 Tresko
5: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
4: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes
3: 🇮🇹 Sali
2: 🇫🇮 Samaa Taivasta Katsotaan
1: 🇮🇪 Hawaii
1 point - Norway (i kinda liked this one)
2 points - Finland (okish?)
3 points - Latvia (kind of okish?)
4 points - Germany (didn't care much for this so idk)
5 points - Ireland (this country still finds a way to be mid in the trash contest gotta love the dedication)
6 points - Portugal (pretty trash, i like it)
7 points - Moldova (it's serving manel navarro)
8 points - San Marino (literally perfect)
10 points - Estonia (outsold noa kirel)
12 points - Italy (the only contest my country deserves to win, she looks like she just woke up and i love that energy)
12 - San Marino
10 - Moldova
8 - Ireland
7 - Germany
6 - Portugal
5 - Norway
4 - Estonia
3 - Latvia
2 - Italy
1 - Finland
12p Moldova
10p Norway
8p Portugal
7p Estonia
6p San Marino
5p Latvia
4p Germany
3p Italy
2p Ireland
1p Finland
12 points to Estonia (I will always support the OOH OOH OOH UNICORN VIBES OOH OOH OOH MAKE YOU FEEL FINE, like, until I die)
10 points go to Ireland (King deserved to qualify so much! He brought exactly what this contest needed!)
8 points go to San Marino (Disappointed, I'm sure San Marino had something even trashier available but this will do, btw the make-up is just🤌)
7 points go to Portugal (TOO MUCH SAUCE TOO MUCH SAUCE, TOOMUCHSAUCE TOOMUCHSAUCE)
6 points go to Germany (Obv pick for Germany for this contest)
5 points go to Moldova (Newest vocalist of the year 😍)
4 points go to Italy (This semi is just so strong I can't believe this queen only gets 4 Points from me but sadly I have to make a choice)
3 points go to Latvia (I literally forgot about this, and being forgettable is NOT a good thing, not even in a trash contest)
2 points go to Norway (I mean, yeah, pretty trashy, but in a strong semi like this....)
1 point goes to Finland (a genuinely good song? Seems like UMK had nothing to offer for THIS contest...)
12. Estonia 🇪🇪
10. Moldova 🇲🇩
8. Italy 🇮🇹
7. Portugal 🇵🇹
6. Latvia 🇱🇻
5. San Marino 🇸🇲
4. Ireland 🇮🇪
3. Finland 🇫🇮
2. Germany 🇩🇪
1. Norway 🇳🇴
12. Latvia
10. Estonia
8. Ireland
7.San Marino
6.Germany
5.Norway
4.Moldova
3.Italy
2.Portugal
1.Finland
12 pt Finland
10pts Germany
8pts. Italy
7pts. San Marino
6 pts. Estonia
5 pts. Norway
4 pts. Moldova
3pts Latvia
2pts. Portugal
1 point Ireland
Moldova really hit the note perfectly
Hi Simon AT! This is my points for Semi 2 Eurovision Trash Contest:
12 points - 🇸🇲San Marino
10 points - 🇩🇪Germany
8 points - 🇵🇹Portugal
7 points - 🇸🇯Norway
6 points - 🇪🇪Estonia
5 points - 🇮🇪Ireland
4 points - 🇫🇮Finland
3 points - 🇮🇹Italy
2 points - 🇱🇻Latvia
1 points - 🇲🇩Moldova
12 - Norway
10 - Germany
8 - Latvia
7 - Estonia
6 - Finland
5 - Moldova
4 - Ireland
3 - Portugal
2 - Italy
1 - San Marino
Sad that Moldova's Nikko T with 'Destiny' isn't here. His dustbin levels of dancing and creepy song writing make him iconic alongside the masterpiece that is "My favourite schoolgirl".
12 Points - Ireland *HONERABLE MENTION HERE THAT JOHNNY ROTTEN'S WIFE WHO THE SONG IS ABOUT WITH ALZHEIMERS DIED*
10 Points - Estonia
8 Points - Norway
7 Points - Latvia
6 Points - Portugal
5 Points - Finland
4 Points - Moldova
3 Points - San Marino
2 Points - Italy
1 Point - Whoever I missed!
Portion Boys being put alongside these is offensive 💀💀💀
12 points to Estonia 🇪🇪!!! She solos Israel
12p Estonia
10p San Marino
08p Portugal
07p Germany
06p Moldova
05p Italy
04p Latvia
03p Ireland
02p Norway
01p Finland
12 San Marino
10 Ireland
8 Moldova
7 Germany
6 Latvia
5 Italy
4 Norway
3 Finland
2 Estonia
1 Portugal
Points from Hong Kong
*12 points - Germany 🇩🇪*
10 points - Portugal 🇵🇹
8 points - Ireland 🇮🇪
7 points - San Marino 🇸🇲
6 points - Norway 🇳🇴
5 points - Latvia 🇱🇻
4 points - Estonia 🇪🇪
3 points - Italy 🇮🇹
2 point - Moldova 🇲🇩
1 point - Finland 🇫🇮 (That was cool)
12 HaWaIi
10 moldova SLAYED QUEEN
8 SAN MARINO ICONIC ONE
7 Estonia give us that bad a*s attitude yas girlll
6 Germany idk this is just hilarious
5 Portugal yes too much sauce
4 Finland i luv their going nowhere vibe so well
3 Norway oh well lol
2 Italy our grandma screamin
1 Latvia wtf is this
12 Norway
10 Moldova
8 Estonia
7 Germany
6 Portugal
5 Ireland
4 Italy
3 Latvia
2 San Marino
1 Finland
12 points to Norway
10 points to Estonia
8 points to Lativia
7 points to San Marino
6 points to Moldova
5 points to Ireland
4 points to Italy
3 points to Finland
2 points to Germany
1 point to Portugal
1 point goes to italy
2 points go to norway
3 points go to germany
4 points go to moldova
5 points go to ireland
6 points go to finland
7 points go to latvia
8 points go to portugal (nearly died from the colors, SLAYY)
10 points go to san marino (WTFF, BUT SLAYY)
and finally, 12 points go to estonia (SLAY MERILYN YOU AT THAT LIKE A MARSHMALLOW, SLAYY)
🇸🇲 12 pts
🇲🇩 10 pts
🇮🇪 8 pts
🇳🇴 7 pts
🇪🇪 6 pts
🇩🇪 5 pts
🇮🇹 4 pts
🇱🇻 3 pts
🇵🇹 2 pts
🇫🇮 1 pt
12 San Marino 🇸🇲
10 Italy 🇮🇹
8 Ireland 🇮🇪
7 Estonia 🇪🇪
6 Norway 🇳🇴
5 Finland 🇫🇮
4 Germany 🇩🇪
3 Moldova 🇲🇩
2 Latvia 🇱🇻
1 Portugal 🇵🇹
12 points: 🇪🇪
10 points: 🇸🇲
8 points: 🇳🇴
7 points: 🇮🇹
6 points: 🇩🇪
5 points: 🇲🇩
4 points: 🇵🇹
3 points: 🇱🇻
2 points: 🇮🇪
1 point: 🇫🇮
12: Germany (Tbh Ikke is so iconic)
10: Portugal
8: Estonia
7: Finland
6: San Marino
5: Norway
4: Latvia
3: Italy
2: Moldova
1: Ireland
Moldova - 12p 😜Yees queen give us nothing😜
Estonia - 10p UNICORN 🙄🙄
San Marino - 8p 😳😳
Germany - 7p😫
this 4 need to qualify and i dont care about the rest
Portugal - 6p
Italy - 5p
Norway - 4p
Ireland - 3p
Latvia - 2p
Finland (not trash) - 1p
Finland and Germany are iconic
12 points - San Marino
10 points - Norway
8 points - Germany
7 points - Estonia
6 points - Moldova
5 points - Portugal
4 points - Ireland
3 points - Italy
2 points - Latvia
1 point - Finland
MINE AGAIN:
12. Portugal
10. Norway
8. San Marino
7. Estonia
6. Italy
5. Ireland
4. Germany
3. Latvia
2. Finland
1. Moldova
I just realized what the prompt is actually about so here's my ranking (edited, I didn't feel like writing all over again)
1. Ireland
2. San Marino
3. Latvia
4. Moldova
5. Norway
6. Italy
7. Portugal
8. Germany
9. Estonia
10. Finland (unironically my fave, not trashy at all!)
I actually loved Tresko 😂
12 - San Marino (Actually as good as Piqued Jacks🤭)
10 - Estonia
8 - Ireland
7 - Finland
6 - Norway
5 - Germany
4 - Italy
3 - Latvia
2 - Moldova
1 - Portugal
1 points : Norway
2 points : Finland
3 points : Latvia
4 points : Estonia
5 points : Germany
6 points : Moldova
7 points : Italy
8 points : Portugal
10 points : San Marino
12 points : Ireland
There's so much trash on this🤩 semifinal
12. San Marino (me trying to sing opera AMAZING)
10. Germany (lo lo lo lo)
8. Moldovo (trash + poor budget)
7. Italy (halloween witch?)
6. Norway (cringe and trash)
5. Estonia (here begins the trash)
4. Ireland (more boring than trash)
3. Portugal (what)
2. Latvia (meh)
1. Finland (nah, doesn't even deserve to be at ETC)
12: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
10: 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan
8: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
7: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real (where Valeria?)
6: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
5: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes
4: 🇳🇴 Tresko
3: 🇮🇹 Sali
2: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce
1: 🇮🇪 Hawaii
But let's admit - "Booty" and Lithuania are the biggest contenders to win XD
Where's that guy from San Marino screaming power💀
12p 🇮🇪 (hawaiIiIi, omg i remember this pls send help 💀)
10p 🇸🇲 (san marino is here for the win ayyy)
8p 🇩🇪 (NICHT IKKE HÜFTGOLD *cries in german*)
7p 🇲🇩 (help the vocals)
6p 🇪🇪 (oh this is not israel)
5p 🇱🇻 (help the lyrics are so offbeat 😭)
4p 🇳🇴 (its funky ig)
3p 🇵🇹 (its okay)
2p 🇮🇹 (this is also fine)
1p 🇫🇮 (omg i loved them in umk wdym trash?)
1:07 Dara, Dara, Ó Briain
12- Portugal 🇵🇹
10- Estónia 🇪🇪
8- Germany 🇩🇪
7- norway 🇳🇴
6- Finland 🇫🇮
5- Latvia 🇱🇻
4- Ireland 🇮🇪
3- Moldova 🇲🇩
2- Italy 🇮🇹
1- San Marino 🇸🇲
1 to Portugal
2 to ireland
3 to Norway
4 to Estonia
5 to Latvia
6 to Finland
7 to Italy
8 to Moldova
9 to Germany
10 to San Marino
Finland was actually soo good tho. I think they would have brought that extra bit of Eurovision spice that the contest needs.
12 Points Portugal
10 Points Latvia
8 Points San Marino
7 Points Estonia
6 Points Moldova
5 Points Germany
4 Points Italy
3 Points Ireland
2 Points Norway
1 Point Finland
12 - estonia, 10 - finland, 8 - norway, 7 - moldova, 6 - latvia, 5 - italy, 4 - portugal, 3 - san marino, 2 - ireland, 1 - germany
12 pts - San Marino
10 pts - Estonia
8 pts - moldova
1. 🇸🇲 SAN MARINO: Hard To Be An Angel - 12pts
2. 🇳🇴 NORWAY: Tresko - 10pts
3. 🇪🇪 ESTONIA: Unicorn Vibes - 8pt
4. 🇱🇻 LATVIA: Love Vibes - 7pts
5. 🇩🇪 GERMANY: Lied mit gutem Text - 6pts
6. 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL: Too Much Sauce - 5pts
7. 🇮🇹 ITALY: Sali - 4pts
8. 🇫🇮 FINLAND: Samaa taivasta katsotaan - 3pts
9.s🇮🇪 IRELAND: Hawaii - 2pts
10. 🇲🇩 MOLDOVA: When Love's Real - 1pt
12 - Estonia 🇪🇪🦄😍
10 - San Marino 🇸🇲👸🏻💅🏼
8 - Norway 🇳🇴🧑💻🧙🏻♀️
7 - Portugal 🇵🇹🌭🥣
6 - Romania 🇷🇴🤭🤳🏼
5 - Finland 🇫🇮🕶🍻
4 - Latvia 🇱🇻🧦🫎
3 - Germany 🇩🇪🦅🥸
2 - Italy 🇮🇹👵💄
1 - Ireland 🇮🇪👳♂️🧎♂️
Ik that Italy is supposed to be bad but i love it
12p - Germany
10p - Norway
8p - Moldova
7p - Estonia
6p - Ireland
5p - San Marino
4p - Portugal
3p - Finland
2p - Italy
1p - Latvia
12 - Estonia
10 - San Marino
8 - Moldova
7 - Norway
6 - Germany
5 - Latvia
4 - Ireland
3 - Portugal
2- Finland
1 - Italy
12 - san marino (was looking forward to enrique but this will do)
10- estonia (merlyn ate)
8 - portugal (overwhelming sauce)
7 - moldova (um)
6 - italy (shes so crazzzy!)
5 - latvia (he's trying so hard)
4 - finland (love love love)
3 - germany (dumpster fire that does not deserve anything)
2- ireland (also)
1 - norway (i love rasmus too much to have him win a trash contest)
12 pt. Estonia
10 pt. Norway
8 pt. Germany
7 pt. Ireland
6 pt. Moldova
5 pt. Finland
4 pt. San Marino
3 pt. Italy
2 pt. Latvia
1 pt. Portugal
12 to Norway
12. Italy
10. Norway
8. San Marino
7. Estonia
6. Moldova
5. Portugal
4. Finland
3. Ireland
2. Latvia
1. Germany
12 pts San marino
10 pts Germany
8 pts Finland
7 pts Estonia
6 pts Italy
5 pts Norway
4 pts Latvia
3 pts Moldova
2 pts Portugal
1 pt Ireland
1 point finland
2 point estonia
3 point italy
4 point germany
5 point ireland
6 point moldova
7 point norway
8 point portugal
10 point san marino
12 point latvia how was that evne let on supernova lmao
Im surprised moldova isnt here more than 5 times
12. Estonia (what amazing effects🤩🤩🤩🤩)
10. San-Marino (really princess)
8. Latvia (who needs this music?!)
7. Norway (2015's vibes🥰🥰)
6. Portugal (just weirdo)
5. Ireland (old kind 60's grandpa in hawaii)
4. Italy (relaxxxx🤗🤗🤩🤩😍😍😘😘😘😘)
3. Moldova (ok, that was strange scream)
2. Germany (nicht schlecht)p.s. i'm not german
1. Finland (it's really not bad)
12 - Moldova
10 - San Marino
8 - Italy
7 - Germany
6 - Estonia
5 - Ireland
4 - Portugal
3 - Latvia
2 - Finland
1 - Norway (best song ever)
12 points for Italy!!
10 for San Marino
8 for Moldova
6 for Estonia
The rest are kinda ok
12 Germany
10 Ireland
8 Italy
7 San Marino
6 Moldova
5 Latvia
4 Portugal
3 Finland
2 Estonia
1 Norway
12-moldova
10-san marino
8-norway
7-ireland
6-estonia
5-italy
4-germany
3-finland
2-latvia
1-portugal
12 Moldova
10 Estonia
8 San Marino
7 Ireland
6 Italy
5 Latvia
4 Portugal
3 Germany
2 Finland
1 Norway
4-1 are unironically bangers tho especially tresko 🤩
12: Estonia 🇪🇪
10: Norway 🇳🇴
8: Germany 🇩🇪
7: San Marino 🇸🇲
6: Finland 🇫🇮
5: Latvia 🇱🇻
4: Moldova 🇲🇩
3: Portugal 🇵🇹
2: Ireland 🇮🇪
1: Italy 🇮🇹
12 to Finnland, 10 to germany, 8 to norway, 7 to estonia and finally 6 to moldova and 5 to San marino
12 Estonia ✨💗
10 Finland
8 Germany
7 Moldova
6 San Marino
5 Italy
4 Ireland
3 Portugal
2 Norway
1 Latvia
Where is Denmark
San Marino - 12p
Italy - 10p
Estonia - 8p
Moldova - 7p
Germany - 6p
Norway - 5p
Ireland - 4p
Latvia - 3p
Finland - 2p
Portugal - 1p
12p Italy
10p Moldova
8p Portugal
7p San Marino
6p Finland
5p Latvia
4p Estonia
3p Germany
2p Norway
1p Ireland
1 p - Norway (is it bad I kind of like this one?)
2 p - Finland
3 p - Italy
4 p - Moldova
5 p - Portugal
6 p - Latvia
7 p - San Marino
8 p - Ireland
10 p - Estonia
12 p - Germany
12: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
10: 🇵🇹 Too Much Sauce
8: 🇮🇪 Hawaii
7: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
6: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
5: 🇱🇻 Love Vibes
4: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text (i hate this. it is trashy, but not even in a contest like this i want to give it points lmao)
3: 🇮🇹 Sali (also not that bad haha - Italy cant be high up in trashy contests)
2: 🇫🇮 Samaa taivasta katsotaan (also straight up a good song)
1: 🇳🇴 Tresko (actually amazing song, love this)
12: Norway (I knew this would be here as soon as I saw that performance)
10: Germany
8: Estonia (I hate to do this to my favorite country but Unicorn Vibes is too much)
7: Portugal
6: Ireland
5: San Marino
4: Italy
3: Moldova
2: Latvia
1: Finland
Well I love this Semi xD
12p. San Marino (Outsold kween)
10p. Estonia (🦄?)
8p. Germany (📲)
7p. Moldova ( 🗣️)
6p. Portugal (💥)
5p. Italy
4p. Ireland
3p. Norway (🛁)
2p. Latvia
1p. Finland (🤙🤙)
12 - Estonia 🇪🇪
10 - Finland 🇫🇮
8 - Portugal 🇵🇹
7 - Germany 🇩🇪
6 - Norway 🇳🇴
5 - Ireland 🇮🇪
4 - Latvia 🇱🇻
3 - San Marino 🇸🇲
2 - Italy 🇮🇹
1 - Moldova 🇲🇩
12 San Marino
10 Norway
8 Italy
7 Latvia
6 Moldova
5 German
4 Estonia
3 Portugal
2 Ireland
1 Finland ( its really good it shouldnt be here)