Curb Your Enthusiasm: Danny Duberstein

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  • From Season 7, Episode 9 - The Table Read
    Aired on HBO: 2009.11.15
    Leon whites it up.
    This highlight clip is intended for fans who’ve seen the episode.
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Komentáře • 407

  • @MsDelorean
    @MsDelorean Před 3 lety +557

    The mitzvah recharge every 13 years is a new market to look into

    • @tzazella751
      @tzazella751 Před 3 lety +3

      JLo impersonators all over the country just got excited

  • @originalJoeKing
    @originalJoeKing Před 4 lety +1646

    Curb's Kramer meets Seinfeld's Kramer.

  • @doomjuan4892
    @doomjuan4892 Před 4 lety +572

    "You gotta recharge the Mitzvah"
    LMAO.

    • @ultraheaven8968
      @ultraheaven8968 Před 3 lety +32

      Capacity mmmm Mitzvah capacity

    • @Dr.PeePants
      @Dr.PeePants Před 2 lety +12

      I just love how Mike Richards thinks a bit about it, but just decides not to argue it lmao

    • @gmcc3273
      @gmcc3273 Před 4 měsíci +1

      🤣

  • @glp046
    @glp046 Před 3 lety +227

    "I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract.." - I was DYING laughing

  • @HebdebaV
    @HebdebaV Před 4 lety +638

    I MADE A MISTAKE DONT HURT ME funniest shit i’ve ever heard

  • @rasalghul9331
    @rasalghul9331 Před 2 lety +231

    Kramer's opening line when he answers the door is hilarious

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 Před rokem +78

    Michael richards a real one for doing this scene 😂

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 Před 10 měsíci +3

      It’s good for his image with the black community. He knows that doing scenes with black people can only help his case. It makes him look much less racist

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@jimlahey3919 He was never a racist, though... he was literally on stage at a comedy club, doing a comedy act. As in JOKING, to make people laugh. But they were little bitches, and couldn't laugh at it.

    • @nickhy9223
      @nickhy9223 Před 7 měsíci +7

      This episode is great for outlining his perspective on why it happened without trying to excuse the behaviour. Just like fictional Richards in this episode he doesn’t actually have anything against black people he just wanted to get revenge on the guy he was feuding with by making him upset.

    • @vulpesmacrotis1990
      @vulpesmacrotis1990 Před 7 měsíci

      @@hxhdfjifzirstc894What the fuck are you talking about? What was the joke?

    • @Jay16872
      @Jay16872 Před měsícem

      ​@hxhdfjifzirstc894 absolutely delusional take. He went on an angry racist tirade over some light heckling. Go and rewarch it, it is worse than you think. No one was being a little bitch, what an absolutely out of touch bizarre take

  • @permanentmarkermatters5913
    @permanentmarkermatters5913 Před 2 lety +243

    Leons face after he says everything I ate tasted like peaches 😂😂😂

    • @jackgrant7356
      @jackgrant7356 Před 2 lety +5

      That must have been a reference to the Makinaw Peaches, dont you think? I feel that way when i eat peaches too. Maybe all human parasites have that trait lol

    • @KevinMcAssaler
      @KevinMcAssaler Před rokem +4

      ☹️

    • @DARYLMELVIN
      @DARYLMELVIN Před rokem

      I just realized it soooo similar to Kramer faces.

    • @user-lo9cp2kr7s
      @user-lo9cp2kr7s Před 11 měsíci

      Jeez, I thought he said pigeons.

  • @mphomenze9807
    @mphomenze9807 Před 3 lety +162

    “It’s once every 13 years. You gotta recharge the Mitzvah.” 😂😂 I almost chocked on my coffee. 🤣🤣😂

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 Před 4 lety +102

    Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That’s math, and fuckin.
    - Danny Duberstein

  • @cal31BRIAN23
    @cal31BRIAN23 Před 4 lety +333

    white Kramer meets black Kramer.

    • @pistachiosandpopcorn7146
      @pistachiosandpopcorn7146 Před 2 lety +1

      Why can't it be White Leon meets Black Leon??? Hmm?

    • @ChickenPizza
      @ChickenPizza Před 2 lety +5

      @@pistachiosandpopcorn7146 Kramer came first!

    • @YehoshuaD
      @YehoshuaD Před 4 měsíci

      I didn't realize that! Wow, you're right!!

    • @ahmadhasan8355
      @ahmadhasan8355 Před 3 měsíci

      @@pistachiosandpopcorn7146because the copycat or the replacement don't get to get the honour

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 Před 3 lety +116

    Michael Richards face when Leon says 'Mitzvah capacity' is one of the best reaction shots of all time, period 1:58

    • @educateme8455
      @educateme8455 Před rokem +2

      If you ever find a LEON in your life...better chain that boy up in the basement. NEVER LET HIM GO! x

    • @cooperrebert6307
      @cooperrebert6307 Před 8 měsíci

      @@educateme8455excuse me ??

  • @shadowofbosstown
    @shadowofbosstown Před 4 lety +384

    So happy J.B got this role. As a kid I always thought he hilarious in pootey tang.

    • @Leo-nine
      @Leo-nine Před 4 lety +9

      shadow of boston oh thank you so much for reminding me about POOTYTANG!!
      So good, so so so good!

    • @mikedoss9777
      @mikedoss9777 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah him make I laugh like 20hundred time.

    • @brucewayne-ej3cx
      @brucewayne-ej3cx Před 3 lety +1

      Hell yeah pooty tang

    • @youget2
      @youget2 Před 3 lety +5

      Sa dah tay!

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox Před 3 lety +1

      It wouldn’t be funny without his explanation and voice

  • @kylecorrigan2449
    @kylecorrigan2449 Před 3 lety +134

    The face he makes after saying peaches lmaoo

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan Před 4 lety +105

    Revenge of Kramer... on Kramer?
    What a great bit! Only LD could get away with a script like this. And Kramer played it from the heart!

  • @HaroldtheDon
    @HaroldtheDon Před rokem +15

    Michael Richard got closure with this one

  • @telephantasm4070
    @telephantasm4070 Před 2 lety +49

    Leon is dressed like Brother Mouzone from The Wire and Michael Richards thinks he's there to hurt him. LMAO.

    • @wayfaringstranger8430
      @wayfaringstranger8430 Před 2 lety +11

      He's dressed like a member of the Nation of Islam...
      3:05 Larry even says he looks like Farrakhan.

    • @telephantasm4070
      @telephantasm4070 Před 2 lety +4

      @@wayfaringstranger8430 Ah, thanks. Didn't know they had a dress code. Should have figured that's what it was!

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Před 2 lety

      @@telephantasm4070 reality hurts doesn't it?

    • @dubcwherever
      @dubcwherever Před 2 lety +6

      @@telephantasm4070 but also, I’m pretty sure Mouzone was a member of the NOI, so you still weren’t wrong.

    • @elbowjuice2627
      @elbowjuice2627 Před rokem +3

      He does look like Mouzone lmaoooo

  • @mads-henningjensen7178
    @mads-henningjensen7178 Před 3 lety +172

    “Oh no no no it’s been 3 years don’t hurt me” heheh

  • @UnfriendlyZone
    @UnfriendlyZone Před 3 lety +79

    The Brother Mouzone outfit works well on Leon

    • @Dr_C_Smith
      @Dr_C_Smith Před 3 lety +12

      “The inner workings of your Groat’s disease do not concern me.”

    • @mikeol510
      @mikeol510 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmfao ‘I am at peace with my god’ lookn ass

    • @MarkHandlesFeatureBroke
      @MarkHandlesFeatureBroke Před rokem

      a fellow man of culture. btw im you're 69th like hehehehehehe

  • @RyguyAlpha
    @RyguyAlpha Před 4 lety +81

    “I Duberstein’d the fuck outta that man!” Gold.

    • @theviridiansons
      @theviridiansons Před 11 měsíci +2

      "That man in that room, that goofy mutha fuckin' man in that room will survive that shit."

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 Před 3 lety +40

    Leon is one of the best characters in all of entertainment.

  • @jdmaine51084
    @jdmaine51084 Před 3 lety +212

    The first time I saw that ending scene, I was convinced then (and still today) that it's the best written scene from the entire series. One great thing about Curb, especially if you're a Seinfeld fan, is that now and then some of that Seinfeld formula seeps through. The way the entire episode sets up the final joke like that is CLASSIC Seinfeld.

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 Před 3 lety +12

      That was L David's doing.

    • @patrickmanway290
      @patrickmanway290 Před 3 lety +6

      The thing is, it's not even written. The dialogue is improv.

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Před rokem +11

      @@patrickmanway290 Not all of it is improv. That's a big thing, there's a difference between pure improv and improvising what your character will say between the lines as a scene progresses, The show is written.

    • @sarcastaball
      @sarcastaball Před rokem

      @@bmo14lax the show isn't written

    • @flaviusaetius5701
      @flaviusaetius5701 Před rokem +1

      Actually this happened irl to Kramer actor he got caught on video freaking out in public and got cancelled basically so this is like a parody of it

  • @bo64625
    @bo64625 Před 4 lety +588

    lol its so hilarious that Micheal Richards is able to joke about his whole breakdown at the Laugh Factory
    "If only there were a horrible name that I could call you that would make you as angry as I am"

    • @BobSmith-pm3wx
      @BobSmith-pm3wx Před 4 lety +57

      breakdown? It was a set with a shit audience that went bad, and so he had to go on an apology tour to save face. There was no breakdown.

    • @originalJoeKing
      @originalJoeKing Před 4 lety +80

      But let's not bypass the fact that the subject of him using racial slurs is no funny topic. Not saying it can't be addressed lightly, but the topic itself is not a light topic, is all I'm saying.

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 Před 4 lety +39

      @@originalJoeKing yes true, but it also did a good job at explaining why he used the racial slur in the first. Not because he's a bigot, but because was enraged and used a word that made people as angry as he was

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 Před 4 lety +14

      @King Kong jesus who hurt you?

    • @noah5889
      @noah5889 Před 3 lety +4

      glad somebody knows the significance of this clip

  • @yusufamplifice8260
    @yusufamplifice8260 Před 4 lety +32

    I love Leon beyond words

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 Před 3 lety +22

    “I’m danny douberstein, i heard you have groats disease” lol that shit gets me everytime

  • @MetalizedButt
    @MetalizedButt Před 3 lety +197

    1:11 lmaoooooo props to him for being able to laugh at his past mistakes and admit he was wrong. I wonder if Leon knew about the incident, how this meeting would’ve went down.

    • @tgodd
      @tgodd Před 3 lety +11

      Not really admitting he was wrong when the end of the clip is him wishing he could say it again

    • @aeoey5251
      @aeoey5251 Před 3 lety +75

      @@tgodd it’s all scripted.
      so he is able to take a joke about himself.

    • @tgodd
      @tgodd Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@aeoey5251 I was referring to the "admit he was wrong" part.

    • @paulbogle8161
      @paulbogle8161 Před 3 lety +39

      @@tgodd bro it's not a documentary 😂😂😂

    • @blacktoothfox677
      @blacktoothfox677 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tgodd you really are a stupid trigger... Ba-dum-dum-tish

  • @BadReligion9
    @BadReligion9 Před 3 lety +18

    "Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's math and fucking!" Lmao
    One of my all time favorite scenes in all of Curb. Leon is too funny.

  • @JohnRowley
    @JohnRowley Před 11 měsíci +9

    Leon's holding eye contact at 2:02 🤣

  • @admirosmanovic1368
    @admirosmanovic1368 Před 3 lety +42

    "This is the whitest shit I got right here" (flex his jacket) lmaoo I fuckin love leon "put that hat back on your head" lmaooo

  • @markcarruthers9902
    @markcarruthers9902 Před 4 lety +376

    I love the way Larry and j b talk and joke about race without an ounce of nastiest and make it fun.

    • @jupiterjones2005
      @jupiterjones2005 Před 3 lety +6

      Cause they’re not actually talking and joking about race.

    • @markcarruthers9902
      @markcarruthers9902 Před 3 lety +30

      @@jupiterjones2005 , really?, so that clip has nothing to do with race ?, btw i love how they laugh and joke about different traits that white and black people have and often religion gets thrown in to, it’s really healthy to talk and laugh and learn about how different and wonderful we all are.

    • @NDemanuele1
      @NDemanuele1 Před rokem +1

      Just like Seinfeld!

    • @ReneChewbaka
      @ReneChewbaka Před 11 měsíci

      Hopeless.

    • @HouseJawn
      @HouseJawn Před 10 měsíci +3

      Everyone used to be like that

  • @jamesdedonato5819
    @jamesdedonato5819 Před 3 lety +13

    This is the greatest scene in the entire series

  • @ken7165
    @ken7165 Před 9 měsíci +9

    “Bar-misfit” LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spurts
    @spurts Před 2 lety +34

    Larry is loyal to his friends. Richards fucked up big time and the way this episode helped to placate the situation is impressive

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Před 2 lety

      This episode was made YEARS after the incident. No one cared about it anymore. You are spraying shit from your mouth.

    • @AmandaClody
      @AmandaClody Před 10 měsíci +6

      he did the whole Seinfeld reunion to help him

  • @daniello9155
    @daniello9155 Před 2 lety +10

    "That goofy motherfucker in there", frigging hilarious. next to Larry JB is the best

  • @Lonelyweirdo96
    @Lonelyweirdo96 Před 2 lety +8

    "look it's been three years I made a mistake. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" LMFAO it's even funnier when you know what he's talking about

  • @ZOMGWTFALLNAMESTAKEN
    @ZOMGWTFALLNAMESTAKEN Před rokem +35

    michael richards face at 1:59-2:00 will always make me laugh

    • @petette4442
      @petette4442 Před rokem +2

      My honest reaction to everyday life:

  • @christopherbako
    @christopherbako Před 3 lety +22

    Leon & Jeff are Loyal to the bone😀

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 Před 2 lety +14

    *“Everything I ate…tasted like peaches.”🤣💀*

  • @velvetbees
    @velvetbees Před rokem +16

    When Leon talks fast you never know what's coming next, but it's always perfect comedy.

  • @Mrshinykoopa
    @Mrshinykoopa Před 4 lety +34

    "this hat!"

  • @nate7404
    @nate7404 Před 3 lety +13

    These two are the best partners since Batman and Robin

  • @sangun123
    @sangun123 Před 3 lety +49

    LMFAO as someone not jewish who grew up in a jewish community, this shit had me rolling, "i actually had my last barmitzvah a couple months ago"

  • @ValseInstrumentalist
    @ValseInstrumentalist Před 3 lety +6

    One of the funniest skits on the show.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Před 3 lety +22

    "You look like Farrakhan."

  • @blacktoothfox677
    @blacktoothfox677 Před 3 lety +6

    you gotta keep that Mitzvah at capacity... OMG I'm dying here

  • @jordanbarker2681
    @jordanbarker2681 Před 3 lety +11

    “You gotta recharge the mitsvah”

  • @Tester-sh1mn
    @Tester-sh1mn Před 2 lety +9

    Oooh damn that ending got me good, I’m glad that Michael can have a good laugh at the whole laugh factory incident.

  • @bettinabettina7155
    @bettinabettina7155 Před 4 lety +14

    Leon's the man..love'm.

  • @booshandorkakow64
    @booshandorkakow64 Před 4 lety +58

    FUCKIN WALAAAAH!

  • @badass0510
    @badass0510 Před 3 lety +17

    I’d like to see Duberstein meet Van Nostrand.

  • @showbizroxs
    @showbizroxs Před 4 lety +11

    3:57 ALEC BERG!
    DID U HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT MR. BERRRRGGGGG!!!

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 Před 2 lety +1

    We love Leon. He’s just that funny.

  • @MrMrh1958
    @MrMrh1958 Před 3 lety +4

    That’s the best outfit Leon has worn!

  • @petepete2284
    @petepete2284 Před 3 lety +6

    I haven't laughed that hard ina looong time . Thank you .

  • @PyroNexus22
    @PyroNexus22 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "tell him I'm an Ethiopian Jew" is an underrated joke.

  • @1-7-0-1
    @1-7-0-1 Před 2 lety

    Absolutely Loved This Program ❤️
    👌💖👌

  • @ThisistheEnd66699
    @ThisistheEnd66699 Před rokem +1

    “What’s with the suite? You look like Farrakhan” lmfaooooo

  • @PyroNexus22
    @PyroNexus22 Před 3 lety +4

    Every time I hear or read the word "capacity" I wanna rewatch this video.

  • @fuckglobalism
    @fuckglobalism Před 2 lety +4

    LMAOOOO YOU LOOK LIKE FARRAKHAN 😭😭😭😭

  • @mistrykr
    @mistrykr Před 3 lety +7

    I love how Leon is constantly lift his feet and move side-to-side !

  • @cornerstoneboxingpromotion3120

    HAHA! "Look I made a mistake, it's been three years, don't hurt me!"
    Larry must have wrote that in so he wouldn't get backlash.

  • @bafouilleux
    @bafouilleux Před 3 lety +3

    2:10 I give that exact same speech everytime someone ask me what were my covid symptoms

  • @badfish2000
    @badfish2000 Před 3 lety +4

    Kramer thought he was Nation of Islam! That is one of the funniest lines of all time...

  • @4747da
    @4747da Před 3 lety +32

    When Leon suggested he'd say he's an Ethiopian jew, it makes half sense, bacause there is a large community of Ethiopian Jews. However, larry knows it won't help, because the last name duberstein has to be European jews, so he has to be adopted.

  • @ag-bk5wf
    @ag-bk5wf Před 4 lety +8

    Oh haha i just got the 3 years reference!!

  • @seniscram7958
    @seniscram7958 Před rokem +1

    Now that was classic.

  • @TheMelarose
    @TheMelarose Před 3 lety +1

    NEEDED THIS! F’n LOVE LARRY!

  • @GermoDante
    @GermoDante Před 3 lety +3

    Comedy. Pure comedy.

  • @SeanHummer
    @SeanHummer Před 6 měsíci

    "and I forgot how to multiply!"... for some reason that line nearly made me spit my food out.

  • @ericday4505
    @ericday4505 Před 10 měsíci +2

    This was probably,if memory serves, the first time I encountered Leon, I laughed my ass off, dude was funny as shit, " lovely jews".

  • @hendu7111
    @hendu7111 Před 3 lety +4

    0:26 "I'll white that shit up" The BEST!

  • @vasilisvasiliadis3256
    @vasilisvasiliadis3256 Před 2 lety

    Congrats to both, hilarious scene

  • @ohhesabaaadman52
    @ohhesabaaadman52 Před rokem +2

    The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City 😂😂😂

  • @alleyzonm312
    @alleyzonm312 Před 3 lety +3

    Don’t let the suit fool you baby, I ain’t shit. Lol

  • @LtDansLegsGone
    @LtDansLegsGone Před rokem +1

    LMAO when that door opens and Leon's standing there in a fucking tuxedo is hilarious

  • @rightweaponry908
    @rightweaponry908 Před 2 lety +3

    "Fuckin...voila"

  • @joshingaboutwithjosh
    @joshingaboutwithjosh Před 2 lety +2

    His malcolm x outfit 🤣

  • @celticfox
    @celticfox Před 4 lety +8

    3:39 everytime lol

  • @MiC-T
    @MiC-T Před 3 lety +2

    you can only ask a good friend like Leon to do something like this.

  • @ignorecorporatenews
    @ignorecorporatenews Před rokem +2

    "I'll white that shit up" 😆

  • @leeb.5795
    @leeb.5795 Před 11 měsíci +1

    That high five. ❤ 👌

  • @benjaminb6678
    @benjaminb6678 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Brother Mouzone is back

  • @icebearg2072
    @icebearg2072 Před 3 lety +1

    This was the funniest one

  • @gmcc3273
    @gmcc3273 Před 4 měsíci

    Absolute gold 😂😂😂

  • @karlbjorkquist7489
    @karlbjorkquist7489 Před rokem +2

    The Macanah Peaches

  • @alexscott730
    @alexscott730 Před 2 lety +2

    "I was adopted by some lovely dthuuuz"🤣

  • @davidlawson5303
    @davidlawson5303 Před 2 lety

    lol the crowd was thinking “here we go again…”

  • @judah6152
    @judah6152 Před 3 lety

    lolololololol...Good Ol' Jacob and Esau...Hilarious together.

  • @metropcsamazing2865
    @metropcsamazing2865 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh my god its been 3 years dont hurt me 😆😆😆

  • @nyfan9215
    @nyfan9215 Před 10 měsíci

    I am dying of growths

  • @inferno1217
    @inferno1217 Před 2 lety +4

    The kramer bit caught me off caught I did a spit take for the first time in my life. All over my carpet and I'm not even mad.

  • @LtDansLegsGone
    @LtDansLegsGone Před rokem

    Lol I love how when Larry doesn't show up he's way over his head but he just rolls with it and makes an ass outta himself but somehow pulls it off

  • @desmondkelly5178
    @desmondkelly5178 Před rokem +2

    How did u beat the groats? “Pffft.. Uhh. This hat” 😂😂

  • @kimothypozyble8487
    @kimothypozyble8487 Před 2 lety +2

    Jb smoove is so fucking great

  • @MarianaRodriguez-ru5bw
    @MarianaRodriguez-ru5bw Před 3 lety +2

    Jb smoove is hilarious

  • @poiewhfopiewhf
    @poiewhfopiewhf Před 4 lety +23

    you look like Farrakhan 😆

  • @josealexandre
    @josealexandre Před 3 lety

    "Oh God, Look ... I've made a mistake, it's been 3 years, don't hit me"

  • @augustoalvarez6766
    @augustoalvarez6766 Před 3 lety +1

    This shit came out in 2009. 2009! Fucking ahead of its time XD

  • @christurner1982
    @christurner1982 Před 6 měsíci

    I love it

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson Před 3 lety +2

    This is the funniest show ever.