Netflix Won't Stop Making Bad Christmas Movies
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00:00 merry christmas
12:00 mrery christmas
14:40 meryer CHrsirtmas
19:00 MEry Chrysssterlmas
21:00 M. Chrsitams - Komedie
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Happy holidays, Gabi!
how to spell or uh
That was the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. You said fuck and the beep came after. That shit was red Foxx, Richard perier ( sorry don't know how to spell perier fuck spell check) but that shit cracked me up. P.s. you should sing more. In my book you're an awesome singer.
Prier
I think that's how you spell it, fuck it I'm , just going to get a drink and some tacobell
"Big City Astronomer", yes, astronomers are VERY well known for preferring huge cities with a lot of light pollution.
And there is no way a meteor shower would only be visible from ONE location. Also who uses a telescope to watch a meteor shower, that is ridiculous. They didn't even try to make this premise make sense.
@@TinyGhostyWell I mean there are "optimal viewing points" for spacial events.
That eclipse a few years back in Oregon had people from all over the world show up to a tiny little desert town with literally no infrastructure for it.
@@FamChan123 Eclipses are different because your angle on the earth matters to view the full eclipse. The full eclipse was not ONLY in Oregon, there is a narrow optimal viewing angle that stretches farther than one singular location. Meteor showers are different than eclipses because the debris is hitting the entire section of the Earth that is angled towards the debris path left by comets and asteroids. Being in Northern/Southern Hemisphere is the main factor in determining a meteor shower viewing, as long as you are in the right section of the Earth with that section of sky above the horizon you will see meteor showers depending on your local weather and light pollution.
@@TinyGhosty Thank you for the lesson, but I literally said optimal viewing area. Which implies there are other points that it is viewable; just not as easily seen.
And the same can happen for meteor showers with the curvature of the earth and one's location.
I don't think it's that bad of a plot device, was my point. The special effects however...
@@FamChan123 No. It does not make any sense to compare eclipses and meteor showers. It is a horrible plot device to anyone who understands what meteor showers are.
Using a telescope to watch a meteor shower makes about as much sense as trying to find your way through an airport using a magnifying glass
Soo...absolutely perfect sense? Flawless, one might even say?
@@ville__bot alert
@@ghst657 it's been commenting on Kurtis Conner's videos as well, it's weird
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@@ville__The comments under villes community page are absolute gold like someone there said the ipad needs to be taken away from this baby
Would recommend looking at it
My early film career was making these films! They were hell to work on; low budgets, exploitative time frames... but never ending laughter at how we all on the crew knew the movie was gonna suck
At least someone's enjoying them
@@redcherry8137 lol my dad loves em. We bond over predicting the plot and laughing at the production values. I give him... insight
My ex-in laws have them on twenty-four/seven near Christmas; no snark.
Most the women in his family do. Had to force the rankin bass specials other than the little drummer boy.
They do exist...
20:48 perhaps you or someone can enlighten me on whether that is actually Lindsay Lohan, because it certainly looks like he's kissing somebody else, even the hair looks just a bit off, am I going crazy can someone please back me up on this haha
now thats some true christmas spirit
What is Christmas without Netflix, Lifetime, and Hallmark making the same movie every year
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Yessssss 🙏
I got off of Netflix they are charging $22 a month now and for what? Crap shows 😂
They make 20 different versions of the same movie every year. We all know the formula even if you’ve barely watched one of these in its entirety because there are just so many and we get bombarded with them every year
This is one of the traditions is that we make and play Hallmark Christmas Movie Bingo. The more specific you get, the funnier it is. We include everything, motifs, plot points and even direct citations
I’m just yelling at the screen: “That’s not how meteor showers work!“
They aren’t localized to a small town. Also you don’t use a telescope to watch a meteor shower! Telescopes have a vey narrow field of view, which is useless for observing a meteor shower that requires a wide-angle perspective! But all of that is pointless anyway because no one at NASA is going to establish a base to watch meteor showers!
* insert picture of Kermit the frog running back-and-forth yelling*
NASA Higher-up: A meteor shower? At this time of year? At this specific hour? Localized entirely over a small Christmas town?
Bad Astronomer: Yes.
NHU: ...May I see it
BA: ...No. I forgot my telescope.
@@esosique5 I really needed that laugh today!
nah my favorite part was that all the meteors looked like they were flying directly at the camera
Also how they were off on the timing by days? Like, how does that happen, it didn't change velocity.
I was like:
A meteor shower!? At this time of the year?! Localised entirely in this small town?!
My friend played the nurse in the Lindsey Lohan movie. Apparently she's really nice
we love to see it
Pity this wasn't made earlier in her career. We could've gotten Lohan in a Santa hat and a red thong
@@MechaJutaro??
@@MechaJutarogross
@@akechilovebot3861 Nothing gross about admiring beauty
so the guy who plays Santa is a customer I knew at my old job and he is the biggest sweetheart ever haha. he's usually volunteering with hospitals to play as santa.
He's also the teacher in hereditary (always tells everyone that haha) and usually plays Santa with his wife as Ms clause at the malls.
Thats actually so sweet omg
Omg this is so lovely
Adorable
Me, boring: “I’m not really feeling the christmas spirit this year”
Me after watching 8 different Christmas Star movies: 🎅🧑🎄🤶🎄🌲🤶🧑🎄🎅🎄🧑🎄🌲🎄🌲🎄🎁🎁🎁🌿🌿🌿✝️🎄🌲🤶🧑🎄🎄🎄🎄
You forgot the horses
Me after being told that I shouldn’t be depressed because it’s the holidays ❄️❄️❄️🎄🥶🤶🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽🛷🎁🎁🎁✝️🫃🫃🏻🫃🏿🫃🏾🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏿🫃🏼🫃🏻🫃🫃🏻
Where stars are at though 🤨
✨️🌟⭐️🌠 ☆
What's with these movies trying to push women to stop caring about their careers?
Hey single professional ladies, how about you stop all that and have a family instead? Here we have one all ready to go!
Honestly it would be nice if some of these ended up with the woman keeping her career and the man becoming a stay-at-home dad for once. She's already successful and he's not, that's the whole plot setup! Plus he's already been taking care of the house and his daughter! This could really work out!
@@cactustactics some do, well both people keep their careers or are in the same work field, I recently saw one of this woman who worked in a toy company in Chicago and ended up in a small town in Alaska while trying to get somewhere else, where she met this guy who was super generous and it seemed like your average Christmas movie and that she would move to Alaska, for this guy. However she found out that he was secretly a famous toy maker and got him a job at the company she worked in and he accepted because he would be able to see her every day and work with her. Not going to say it was a great ending but it subverted my expectations
Because Hallmark's target demographic is housewives, so is good business to reasure them that abandoning their carreers was the right decision
@@patax144 oh like he didn't need any help but he still took the job anyway? That's a cool variation yeah! But I mean more of a "dad's struggling with his career but that's ok, they're a family now and new mom is successful enough to take care of the financial side of things" vibe, where he doesn't ~need~ to succeed with work. Nobody bats an eye at stories where women have to give up working but end up happy as a homemaker, I'm not sure we're there with the genders reversed yet though! Maybe hallmark movies are the wrong place to be looking for that kind of boundary pushing though eh
@@Mario_Angel_Medina lol I saw this right after I posted that - based hallmark era when? Imagine the xmas movies 100 years from now
The bleep AFTER you said "fuck" was peak comedy, that was way too funny to me 😭😭😭
😂I thought I was on my own chuckling at that 😂😂😂
Genious little bits of writing
We need more female comedians like Gabi I swear
I mean, aliens showing up at the end of the first movie would explain why the meteors looked so weird. They were actually lasers and humanity is going to war
Cut to NASA freaking out because their monitoring equipment didn't catch the approach due to one critical relay not working, and a shot of New York burning as beams of light carve through time Square and oddly the statue of liberty.
We need more crossovers between Christmas rom-coms and sci-fi movies.
Once I had a weird dream in which Netflix released an interactive movie called "A Christmas Kaiju" about an occeanographer on a picturesque coastal town in the state of Washington that discover that there's a giant monster approaching and it will destroy the town on Christmas eve unless they do something. It was half Christmas comedy half Sy-Fy style disaster movie
@@Mario_Angel_Medina I want that to be real
Bland boring Hallmark/Lifetime/Netflix/Whatever Christmas movie ends with alien invasion. No suburban soccer mom would ever see that coming.
The best holiday gift I could have received-Two of my favorite commentary CZcamsrs in one day reviewing awful Christmas movies
That’s what I was thinking!!!
I believe its kurtis conner!!
Yep it's Kurtis
For me it’s Danny and Gabi 😄
Another member of Kurtistown?
The bit about convincing the town to shut off all the lights is completely accurate, the average person is stupid and selfish af.
I just couldn't help but think about the Haley's Comet episode of Hey Arnold where they tried to do the same thing but in an actual city
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Everything I’ve heard about small town politics indicates a request like that would get responses exactly as stupid as depicted in the movie.
@@sequelster in the city you're better of faking a power cut than actually informing everyone about the thing let alone convince them.
But its not all the lights. Its just CHRISTMAS lights 😂 a real astronomer would need zero light pollution for really good images
@@knitwitchpgh yeah that too! I was wondering why there were still lots of light during the meteor shower.
Take a shot every time you hear the words Christmas or star, and these movies might actually be entertaining.
you might get alcohol poisoning
@@itsgabibelle omg
I live in a town that is frequently used to film hallmark christmas movies! There was actually a problem because they film them in the summer, so they make fake snow.... and the chemicals were super toxic and they sprayed it all over wherever they were shooting, many blocks.
This includes the movies:
Christmas Inheritance (2017); Christmas in Angel Falls (2017); Return to Christmas Creek (2018); Angel Falls: A Novel Christmas (2019); Christmas in Love (2018); Last Chance for Christmas (2015); and Northern Lights of Christmas (2018).
I hate it here
Not to mention all the extras are people I know and the locations are places I've been. Netflix funds my PTSD 🥹!
holy shit.
😂sometimes I can't believe this is real life
“What you’re looking for is in the backyard” SIR WHO DID YOU BURY IN THE BACKYARD
Idk how they made the lindsey lohan movie feel so 2000s but I love it
Same
They had her sing Jingle bell rock and that probably did a lot of the heavy lifting.
That and people hardly used their phones except that one "influencer"
I love this movie so much. It's so bad it feels like a parody of itself at some points but it's just so loveable and fun to watch. Lindsay carried
“Get into groups of four and discuss” just took me out completely for some reason. Great video!
They can't see the meteors because of the Christmas lights and yet the scene were they finally see it they have all the christmas lights on.
15:25 you see the horse is communicating with her via telepathy. You can tell as the horse looks at her, which obviously implies Lindey Lowhan has some kind of experience doing telepahorse
How does one fuck up the spelling of a celebrities name, especially in a comment to a video that says it. Even auto-captions gets her name right
Telepahorse, lol.
Hey, as long as the cast and crew get paid, they can make as many of these as they want.
The thing about Sierra/Sarah is that she does have that golden retriever enthusiasm, but she wasnt allowed to learn to do anything and it sorta shows that her personality is not tied to her being rich, just being coddled which i much more prefer
The Lindsey Lohan movie was filmed partially at the hotel I work for and the one next to it. Every time I see clips I feel like I’m having a fever dream I can’t wake up from
My brain immediately went “Oh look! It’s Trouty Mouth from Glee!” As soon as I saw him.
Honestly, that movie just looks iconic. Lindsey Lohan did so well and it felt so campy and purposefully overdone. Also, Tad was an icon.
It feels like someone watched a Hallmark movie one too many times and decided to make the best parody ever concieved. And made it good.
It really took until Lindsay Lohan to become an elderly millennial to finally end up in a Hallmark/Lifetime Xmas movie. What a time to be alive.
You're going to be old someday too, just remember
@@KuueenKumihuh
Fun fact: the lens flare is because it’s not Lindsay but her body double
Idk if you're joking or not, but why does she need a body double to kiss him?😭 if my partner needed a whole ass other person to kiss me I'd quit the acting industry
Some actors are just like that. Might seem weird considering the profession but that's the way it is i suppose @@adumba3709
IM SO THRILLED. Immediately after my marketing teacher noticed all students had finished our midterms, she put falling for christmas on, and i was shocked with how bad it was, and i was so confused as to why she put this on over literally anything else??? then like a week later this is posted, im joyous.
The best christmas movie is 'One Starry Christmas' from Hallmark. It's got all the cornerstones of a cheesy hallmark romance, but most importantly, the love interest is a cowboy and the actor can't hold an accent to save his life
Omg sounds amazing
My mom came down with a very bad flu over the holidays and was in a super glum mood, so I was suggesting things we could do to cheer her up. She kept turning down my ideas until I said “Gabi Belle has a new video on Netflix Christmas movies.” and she went “Okay…that sounds really good actually.”
This made me realize just how many male characters in shows and movies like this are named “Jake Russell”. That was literally the name of the main male character from The Good Witch series too 😂
Is it a pun on Jack Russell terrier? Like the dog breed?
@@gabriellasands I’m not sure but honestly it wouldn’t surprise me 😂
No way, my girlfriend and I LOVE watching yours and Kurtis Conners videos, and what luck that we get two videos in a day, and it's her BIRTHDAY 😂
She's gonna love this
happy birth to your gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Meteor showers "trending online" would be the most shocking day for any amateur astronomer. Most of them have to be a part of an active astronomy club to keep a track of all the meteor showers in their area.
I know Lindsay is getting her life back together and I'm happy for that but did they really have to cast her in this movie? Also I love your videos Gabi!
So it's the Christmas version of Overboard, the glorious 80s movie with Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn.
I'm so disappointed that I had to scroll down this far for this comment. It's the same movie but christmas.
@@obsi1984 I was like "This is just Overboard Christmas" and started scrolling.
I was looking for this comment
Does anyone else find it kind of existential when the man falls in love with the woman when she has amnesia. Now that she has her memories back, she's a different person than he knew.
In Falling for Christmas the dad and the main guy has the exact same haircut, and for some reason I found it hilarious 🤷♀️
I love and I mean LOVE the “A Christmas Prince” series on Netflix. I can’t help it. The main actress has been a fave of mine since iZombie and it’s fun feeling like a kid watching a Disney princess film again.
I will say, I don’t give cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies the time of day UNLESS I see that it features an actor with whom I have a childhood connection or just haven’t seen in awhile and have a soft spot for. Then, the terrible plot doesn’t bother me as much.
Same here theres a hallmark movie with ingrid from witches of east end and the guy from eureka and i ate that shit up
Cheesy christmas movies have a special place in my heart. I just wish they were a bit less formulaic. Though my fave twist in one was where hashtag girlboss PR exec woman was stranded/visiting someplace & stayed in an old house & ended up falling in love with the man who lived there...and he turned out to be a ghost. Lol.
Watch A Very Nutty Christmas, it is WILD
omfg the love interest is Sam from glee 😭😭
I watched a Hallmark movie with my mom once called Christmas in Vienna, which is about a violinist who travels to Vienna to play in a Christmas concert, and my mom and I were dying at the inaccuracies. Maybe we were especially predisposed to notice since we’re both musicians and my father is in the military, but it was just so painfully unrealistic. The main character Jess spent all the time before her concert putzing around the city and no time on screen practicing, and when she and the American diplomat had their third act breakdown, it was about him moving, and she was all like “no don’t move again, your kids will be sad, and I’m in love with you”. Like, lady, you think he can afford to not move when that’s literally in his job description, which is his only source of income since, I can’t really remember the details, but I’m pretty sure his wife died? Those kids are better off sad than starving.
I was singing "chicka chicka Slim Shady" like a second before you threw that in lol. I'm not gonna lie. That kinda made my day.
That "small town" in the Lindsay Lohan movie is actually the local ski resort a couple hours outside of my city. I recognized it from the ski lifts alone. They do fireworks there pretty much every week.
Jake Russell is Sam from Glee. He's a good actor and kept me interested in the later seasons
Journey to the Christmas Star is based on an old Norwegian movie that is a must see for many Norwegians! No business women or single dads in sight 😆
I watched Falling for Christmas like two weeks ago and I started binging bad Christmas movies because of it.
Anyone else notice how occasionally the title of the video section goes from merry christmas to a different misspelling of it? My favorite is MEry Chrysssterlmas. That was so funny. Also, the Slim Shady joke was super hilarious. Love your videos
Falling for Christmas is good! And the Mean Girls reference was *chefs kiss*
I recently saw a listing on the number of these films where the collection's title was: 'Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green', between 1940 and 2011 we have 21 movies, and then something snapped in 2012, the full list till 2023 consist of 279 (and growing) movies :'D crazy
You should watch Holiday in Handcuffs. It's easily one of the best Hallmark-esque movies ever, and it's absolutely unhinged. I watched it all the time on ABC Family growing up 😂
Kurtis Conner has a video on this movie!
They made Santa into a creepy voyer? How fitting. 🤣🤣🤣
"He knows when you're asleep, he knows when you're awake, 'cause he watches you day and night.
the "get into groups of 4 and discuss" bit ohmygosh I laughed too hard at that
5:22 Gabi I kid you not. Back in 2006 I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a large blob in the sky that looked like a star, but was changing in brightness every few seconds. I looked up Stellarium and it wasn't marked as anything on it. It couldn't have been a plane, or a space station or a planet. I got my telescope out of my shelf and was setting it up, but the commotion caused my dad to wake up and told me to shut it and go to sleep since I had school the next day. I thought "oh well I'll probably check it out tomorrow". But it never appeared again. To this day I have no idea what it was and today I have a masters degree in physics with specialization in astronomy. I don't know what I saw that day and I wish there was some way to find out.
Were you actually awake or was it just a dream, that being said you are not the only one to see strange orbs, what they are I do not know, likely something mundane.
I swear I say like a weird white comet like thing once.
Ok but 6:06 you saying "fuck" and adding the beep just after it is peak comedy.
The Santa is actually genuinely making me uncomfortable for some reason and I feel bad because he’s probably just some random nice guy lol
Why do almost all Xmas movies involve a romance?! Like wtf does that have to do with Xmas.
Nothing… except maybe it’s supposed to appeal either to people who are lonely at Christmas or people who feel sorry for them. Those are my best guesses and I admit that they are lame.
Yes, and eleven-year girls
Gabi casually glossing over how she was watching the new Space Jam with THE LeBron James, I didn't even know they knew each other
I dont always warch Gabbi Belle, but when i do...
5/5
Merry Xmas folks! Hope all well.
You took the words out of my mouth. Watching Lindsay Lohan feels like a comforting hug from my childhood😂I’ll watch her in any role. She’s always been one of my favorite actresses.
The only Christmas movies I tolerate is Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2, everything else… no…
Edit: actual from what I’ve heard Die Hard is a good Christmas movie, at least it’s my Nanna’s favourite Christmas movie and I’ve learnt to trust her judgment
Klaus is a pretty great animated Christmas movie that I don’t see talked about much, and it’s one of the best Christmas movies imo. I recommend you check it out!
@@alexisdogbo7958 oh I just remembered Klaus!! I’ve never watched it but I’ve watched a therapist and filmmaker talk about it and it seems great!!
But...Arthur Christmas....
I really wish Lindsay had used her new pseudo-Arabic accent in Falling for Christmas. 😂
listen i unironically love falling for christmas. It’s terrible but i love it.
The cat, nearly unmoving in the background is perfect
The fake/secret santa trope in movies is legit fascinating to me where did it come from how did it start why is it a thing i need answers
Bad christmas movies are a mood.
You can put them in the background knowing you didnt miss anything
gabi you have unlocked my bad Christmas movie era
Upon hearing "my name is" twice, my mind already filled in the Slim Shady part. This video did not disappoint!
OMG , The movies on netflix are just crazy overthetop. really its like a hallmark movie on steroids. so not for me. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Loving the pet friendly mit for the cat
there is a food you can get that include eggs from chickens that are raised around cats. the food takes about 3 weeks to take effect but if you keep your cat on that food they will become hypoallergenic and you wont need the glove
Santa's creepy expressions and head tilts reminds me of the Wookiees at the end of the Star Wars Holiday Special, gazing at each other during Life Day.
Why does every film that involves amnesia always make the person forget who they are... that's literally impossible, you never forget who you are you forget who everyone else is, you know the people who aren't you, how could you forget you, you're literally the only ever present thing in your life.
This xmas season, we’re definitely all stars 🌟
Or at least we will be, b/c Hallmark will inevitably hire us before they stop making star movies.
@@ville__ I’m so glad to meet Tommy Tallarico himself in the comments section!
Your mother must be so proud.
Gabi's editing is top notch. It's just so damn good
6:59 I recognize that ski hill. That is mount Pakenham in Ontario Canada. It was the hill I learned how to ski on.
I’ve watched falling for Christmas 10 times at my granny’s I know everything off by heart at this point😭
Was staring at the romantic interest like "Why is he so familiar???" Its the man with the fakest sounding name on earth 'Chord Overstreet' aka Sam from Glee. Glad to hear trouty mouth is still around.
Just wanna say Thanks! Because i started watching your vids while looking for a job and it really helped with the constant radio silence after interviews i thought went well. And now i watch while having a job and it helps with the stress of working in IVF
I love the way your cat is just asleep on an AV receiver like it's a bed especially for them.
I watched Falling for Christmas a few weeks ago and it was okay! Really adorable and funny in places ❤ And mostly stereotypical but it's the kind of movie that's fun if you don’t take it seriously! :)
I have unashamedly seen all of these films, my wife and I like to comatose ourselves with them, they're so cheesy and predictable it's hilarious. I also think you hit the nail on the head about Falling for Christmas as I remember thinking it definitly felt more self-aware; like a tongue in cheek parody of the Hallmark Christmas movie which always seem unaware of how cheesy they are.
Don’t get me started on those Vanessa hudgens Christmas movies 💀 how does one go so low from HSM
we watched My Santa, which is a Matthew Lawrence joint, and i strongly recommend it 🤣 it’s hilarious. the ending is perfect
6:06 you used a photo of Chris Hau. Nice.
Not gonna lie you made me laugh throughout the whole video. This is peak comedy I love it
This is my favorite video of yours. The tone, jokes, editing, etc. are all perfect!
I want to see a "scary movie" parody style of movie with this genre, fully exaggerated and digging deep into the tropes that come with it.
*allergic to cats* *sits on floor with two cats* *thinks a glove will help*
My favorite Christmas special is A gabi belle Christmas. I especially liked the cameos from the Hivemind guys as wacky mailmen.
tbh i always thought that Tad and the old man who saves him had a lot of chemistry. I thought they should've ended up together
The greatest Christmas present I could get is Gabi commenting on Christmas movies.
10:44 Right when she said "My name is" I was waiting for Emenem to pop up
LOL
Found you 2 days ago and i have been binging non stop😂😂
CZcams basically wakes me up now with a video of you.
And you are very funny
THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER GABI BELLE CLASSIC
Of course Jake is doing better than other love interests in these movies, he was in Glee!
OOOMMMGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS A GIFT FROM BABY JESUS
Thank you for giving us a new video for Christmas. 🎄
She really compared just space Jam 2 to the cringy hallmark movies 💀
Well they are both trash. 🤷♂️
The end shot of you petting a cat with a glove while another cat enters the frame and explaining your allergy to cats is golden. Literally made my day