Does Tito Ortiz PROVE That CTE Is Funny? I'm Dying Of Laughter!
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
- There is a negative narrative when it comes to CTE in MMA. Is it time to start finding it funny instead? Tito Ortiz is on a mission to help. This is my reaction to the channel Pantheon Level Cluelessness who had so funny Tito clips, let me know what you guys think in the comments section down below.
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We really need to change the narrative on CTE being all doom and gloom. Tito Ortiz is helping us lead the charge.
Just went for a night run on the levy. Saw a massive rod-shaped green light appear to my right in the distance, then disappear and I couldn’t see the source. Scared shitless. Ran to my car and drove home. Here I am calming down, thx Guru 😭
CTE, are you getting paid by the UFC now?!?!
Have you not seen the compilation of Tito. It's FUNNY AF 😂😂😂
CTE is never funny
You have a very large forehead. You have the Vegeta hairline.
An important issue, to be sure, but how is everybody's o-ring after watching this?
I’m laying in bed laughing so hard but so quietly, my wife just woke up scared because she thought I was having a seizure.
Must of been on that kush you are named
after 😂
@@jackreacher2095kush 😂😂😂
That G force clip made me laugh so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣
This comment made me lmao. 👏
Holy. I’m doing the same 😂
The idea of titos sentence being so disconnected that it causes Chuck to think he’s having a cte moment himself is hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it really is
holy shit im crackin up at this
I’m literally in stitches at this hahahah
i will never forget the look on chucks face at that moment
As a professional chef for 20 years. Watching him cut that onion was the funniest shit I've seen in like a really long time lol.
He's one for ya. Buddy comes on line the other day, during lunch rush, and asks "Hey, where's the ham for the hamburgers?". This is after disappearing into the walk-in for like 4 min.
@beautifulstrongman lame joke maybe? Or stoned out of his tree? Or just dumb af? Lol
Absolutely diabolical
@@beautifulstrongman How did I miss this for 2 months lol. Your guys didn’t send him to dry storage for a can of steam did ya ? Had a guy I was training on fry ask me why the oil wasn’t boiling if it’s at 350 degrees… bring me the robots please.
@@beautifulstrongmanwhat is CTE?
Tito's dialog is described best by this Michael Scott quote "Sometimes I start a sentence and I have no idea where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way" 😂😂😂
The look of utmost confidence on Titos face as he's about to deliver the cheese and wine promo, and you can see his brain malfunctioning as it's computing the sentence coming out.
You're just reaching for those 🍇...
Lol
It’s like watching someone do algebra but with the English language. He literally is trying to compute actual speech and is incapable of completing the process
His brain is an engine running on Vegemite.
It's an actual form of art to completely destroy a sentence like Tito ortiz. I'd buy every paperview if ortiz was a commentator
I miss Goldie.
Paperview 😂
i prefer cardbord view
100% him commentating a few fights here and there would be absolute gold
Yeah agreed brother 🤣🤣
"ULTIMATE Sacrifice minimal reward" had me crying, guru churns out this banger of a line after watching this insanely hilarious video
Its an absolute rollercoaster listening to Tito talk. He should do his own podcast
"To all my fans ive never let you down until now" Tito Ortiz
"And I never will" 😂
@@ezradaiquiri11311 Please don't ever cut a finger off slicing onions
You missed the funniest part "and I won't start"
You got it wrong too. Yall must have CTE
Brendan Schaub is proof that CTE isn’t always funny
🤣💯
Idk I think Brendan schaub is funny af not as a comedian but as a cte virtuoso he’s crazy funny
@heavensubculture he's so annoying. And I hate how he says, man. Like yeah maan that's so annoying, maaann...🤦. Besides, him and rogan threw eddie bravo under the bus about flat earth all the time, even though Joe knows for a fact we've never been to the moon and all the pictures are fake. It's so stupid.
the gringo poppy and his first spooshel are both masterpieces in the same way the room is
@@drewdrewson1384Drew, you're definitely a spooshel guy.
God i cant stop coming back to this video, tito side eyeing chandler is so fucking hilarious
Lol chuck lookin around at everyone to make sure it wasnt his cte kicking in
"I train 6 days a week, 5 days a week, I'll train 3 days a week, ONE OF THOSE DAYS I'LL TRAIN 2 DAYS A WEEK" LOL.😂
😂
You're a punk dude
Translation: he trains 6 days a week. 3 times a day, for 5 days. And twice, on one day before his rest day. 😂😅
Every parent secretly wants to outlive their children. Tito was just brave enough to say it out loud.
😂😂😂
look up how Tito said something like, "...and of COURSE I wanna outlive my children"@@ominousbagel512
@ominousbagel512 he's basically saying no one wants to die and titos the only one to admit it
@@nervouspanic5286people don’t want to die, sure, but I’m pretty sure the worse thing that could happen to any decent parent is to outlive their child. I don’t think most people want to live through some shit like that.
@@ominousbagel512
My god man you're a dopey fella.
The chronicles of Tito have been going on since the early 2000s when did you start watching the sport?
It’s been tough times but this is definitely the hardest I have laughed in a while. Thanks for curating these videos.
i’ve seen that g force clip so many times and i’ve never once realised it was tito and now im laughing even harder
The onion scene, the cutting, the blood, and the fact he just continues, ignoring the fact he actually cut himself and is bleeding all over the family dinner- had me crying tears of laughter. Thanks guru, that was special.
I’ve never laughed harder at something on CZcams ever, he just kept going 😭
As a chef I know for sure Tito’s finger was stinging like a mf and tiro was trying so hard to play it off
@@esewey1686 LOL! Was it a live stream? If not, surely someone watched it back and had to see the blood on the onion? Why was that just disregarded?? Hahaha....God I laughed until I cried. As a chef, you know his final push absolutely was NOT "good form." It was horrible! And while his choice of knife (machete? lol) wasn't the worst, an 8-10" chef's knife would do SO much better.
@@esewey1686seriously why couldn’t he just re-take the video? Instead just decided to push through the pain?
@@potatoman57 nah seriously 💀💀💀i can’t help but cringe so hard watching this video it’s hilarious. Why did he even upload it in the first place????
We need a person like Tito in the community to make us laugh
Bet he’s awesome at scrabble 🤫
Scrabble is to complex... its about that bingo life
Your looking at a lightskinned gorilla.......
People think I'm African American - tito
“I’m here guys, I will always let you down guys”
This video took a turn for the worse when you got to the g force simulator and paused it on his face like that. I was semi amused up until that point because ive seen all these but once that part of the video hits I was dying laughing...and it just goes down hill from there my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
Rewatching this. Just what I needed thanks Tito.
Nah the “Tito holds the light bulb and somebody underneath him twists Tito” has me cryinggg 🤣🤣🤣
Some comments are just wild bro😂
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
Tito holds the bulb and spins the room 😂
Nah bro he holds his hand still and walks in a circle 😂
Just imagine this bald mf being rotated while holding the bulb, imagine the scene 😂
“I wanna outlive my children” Tito Ortiz
Of course
100%
We all know Tito is not a wordsmith haha
Not with those onion chopping skills 😂😂
My old best friends mom outlived 2/3 children, tragically. I don’t think she’s proud of it
So glad guru found this channel. Ive been following it for a while now but still come back to this video because its such a hilarious reaction
Deadass tried to challenge myself on the public bus and couldn't get past 5 minutes without cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂
"You fans tune in, I've never let you down till now.... I won't start!" Is the best Tito quote of all time
Totally agreed. It's funny on so many levels 🤣
I'm laughing just reading that 😅 brilliant
“You fans tune in. I never let you down until now.. I won’t start”😭😂😂
I nearly died several times watching this 😂
😂 the title of this video
Tito is playing 5D chess, he's just throwing words at us expecting us to put them in order,absolute Chad.
This unique observation is a 10-7 comment.
He’s playing chest
5D chest...get it right you juicy juice boy
He's also making us pay attention to him by acting dumb when he really isn't. This is how he stays relevant. 200 iq strategy
"Never let the enemy know your next word"
Tito Ortiz is a content machine. Such a great meme that man is.
I used to catch guru highlights here and there, but since I've heard his story, and started watching full videos, I'm a big fan. Especially with hilarious shit like this.
Anytime I need a light I watch Tito videos. The only thing that can make me consistently laugh out loud
MMA Guru + Tito Oritz = Comedic Gold. One of the funniest video from Guru. Love to see more content like this, something outside of UFC related
The way Tito morphed into Wanderlei at 7:27 was fantastic. Truly a talent
😂😂😂😂I thought that who it was in the thumbnail
what the fuck is Tito doing? looks scary
It's just a simulation of the speeds a lot of jets go and the forces they put on a person. Not dangerous for the brain long term, it's kinda like being put in a choke temporarily.@@Shoegazebasedgenre0.
Damn good comment
@@Shoegazebasedgenre0.Its a G force machine
The fact he posted that onion cutting tutorial after he cut himself is hilarious and insane
These videos are timeless, you’re giving me endless laughs here mate. I love it 🙏🏽keep doing you bro
I don’t usually laugh very easily but I laughed so hard out loud watching these😂
I swear I’m dying over here 😂
Same 😂😂😂
Cured my depression
I’m sure you have such a complex sense of humor
the onion part had me crying
CTE is the best base for comedy
This video is timeless guru. Tears in my eyes every time i rewatch this 😂😂😂
My favourite Tito quote:
"You live and you learn, then hopefully you forget"
Tears running down my face, great way to start my Saturday right here! Who knew Tito would become such a MMA treasure in his later years!😂
You're an absolute riot bro 😂 got my sub, keep laughing please
This is seriously funny! Thank you for bringing these moments to us.
“I want to out live the MMA guru” -Tito Ortiz
i mean the dude is as obese as they come so that wont be hard to achieve lol
Looking at the BMI not a hard achievement IMO.
I’m proud of Tito for having so much CTE that he gets KO’d by gravity itself. Not many people can achieve goals as high as those
i mean... you could fall down and hit your head and get knocked out lol boom gravity... do you "people" even think before you speak? fuck.. FUUUCKKK.
He went to 9G's which means almost everybody would've lost conscience. Actually he recovered almost instantly, most people would take a bit longer.
Tell me you don't understand G-force without telling me you don't understand G-force lol
Can't get KO'd by something that doesn't exist ;)
@@hiraether6209bro is brain dead :0
One of your funniest reactions always come back every so often for a belly bursting !
Tito is like those old AI images, where the nose, ears, and mouth were all present but all in the wrong place.
One of my favourite UFC moment of all time is Ken Shamrock saying I'm going to beat you to the living death to Tito Ortiz
😡
LMAO, same. The whole clip is awesome with Tito's perfectly timed laugh, Dana trying and failing to contain his own laughter, the possessed chair, and of course the spectacle that is borderline retardation level IQ combined with Shamrock's CTE and having less than zero points put into charisma it is all just amazing. Off to go watch it again it never disappoints.
Theres this 1 clip of him training where he said his training philosophy is, "Go hard and go home". I bursted out lauging when he said that lol
Man! I jus woke up n turned on CZcams n this was in my recommended videos. Im still kinda out of it n in laying here in tears laughing so hard! Tito definitely proved cte is funny! Thanks for this!
Thanks for this video, never laughs this hard in years deadass, thank u
Watching the Guru laugh just makes my day🤣
03:24 gotta love Chuck frantically looking around "is anyone else hearing this guy or is it just me?"
I can’t stop laughing over that. He thought he lost time again and missed a bunch of the conversation. It’s exactly like when I fake throw the ball to my wiener dog. 😂😂😂
God damn I needed that laugh! Number is just an age! 💪🤣
seeing you being so enthused of tito being an idiot is contagious i can't stop laughing shit is hilarious
The blood on the onion actually made me verbally laugh😂😂😂😂
I think you just mean laugh
Bro it covered the onion I lost it
This is exactly like something Tito himself would say. Amazing.
@@GhastlyCretin fuck 😂
i think you mean audibly
I was never a real Tito fan, and then I saw him on Tuf against Shamrock.
My view of him changed completely. I will still argue that he is one of Tuf's best coaches. He was fantastic with his fighters.
He has never been able to speak, but he still has my respect after that performance.
he outspoke shamrock during that season and made him look like Tito looks to us. There are levels to CTE
Yeah great coach
Also shamrock getting schooled by Tito like wtf 🤣
I'm in actual tears lol. He gets me every time.
I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thank you brother!!!
My favorite is the one with his fight in the fall but he says it yeah it’ll be in April and he starts training for it in July 😂☠️
I think Tito is always in that "be/say motivational stuff all the time" mindset and that he's literally speaking whole sentences without thinking what he's saying lol. Cte definitely is a factor but some people really are just dopey too. That combined and you get Tito lol. One of the cooler more coherent things he's said was that cheap Jackal story and chael instantly ruined it for him by talking about his pstar baby mama.
Over explaining the joke before it happens really makes it funnier. Wonderful contribution.
As was this comment. Wonderful contribution. Definitely not being a giant pissbaby.
@@johnathanrush4666as was this comment... wonderful contribution
He was trying to dice the onions but the blood soaked into it killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂
Tito breaking new ground in the g-force machine, non-contact CTE
edit: holy fuck that lightbulb joke lmao
Bro I can't stop rethinking about it and laughing so hard that I cry.
Showed up again in my recommended tab so I’m watching again for the forth time laughing my ass off 😂
Tito don’t have CTE …😂😂😂😂 He has S-T-U-P-I-D…. That a lifetime afflication😂😂😂😂
Was having a super normal night, until I went downstairs to quietly get me a bowl of cereal without waking anybody up.. started watching this video & 5 minutes later I'm covered head to toe in milk/captain crunch because I laughed so hard mid bite I choked, tried to panick wrestle the bowl to the counter without dropping it, didn't. Bowl hits the ground. Everybody woke up. The visual is me covered in milk, uncontrollably laughing while choking watching This f*ckin guy talking about how he's never felt better while also mentioning how his body hasn't matured well.. because his dad's 80 & his grandmother's 100..
This video was well worth the choke
Next time get some cheese and wine with your captain crunch thank me later dude
Keep reaching for those grapes buddy
careful choking on cereal if you wanna outlive your children like Tito
Fuck dude, great comment, hilarious 😂😂
I’m stoned right now and that’s the best story I’ve ever related to
Tried so hard and was proud of myself for keeping my composure for so long (4 minutes). However “right hook to the body” was my breaking point. I can no longer breathe
It’s my favorite because it’s so short and simple😭😭. Can’t even tell his lefts and rights
You are a gem. I cried laughing with my wife on this one.
This guy narratiting made it so funny. First time iv seen him just subscribed. I needed that laugh thats brother
You post 1-2 videos a month that are just laugh factories and part of it is that you just have an infectious laugh due to it being genuine, you don’t falsify your emotion and so it always hits 10/10.
As a Black American, I don’t even get mad at him lol I’m laughing so bad 😂
Then why do your people always cry victim
Your African not American
Americans are white
As a Black Chinese, I don't eben getu madu ata himu ror I'm raffing so bad
As a fellow black american i have diabetes. thank you.
As a Native American, my people won’t be here to agree with my sentiments on this video because all of my ancestors are dead
@@itsSoarenthere's one left boys, let's go.
thankyou so much for this vid, I haven't laughed so much in ages😂
I just stopped wrestling after 18 years I watched this planning on being scared...... I'm so ashamed that I must have laughed harder than I've laughed in about 5 years😂😂😂
I literally woke up in the middle of the night . It’s 5 Am I tried to put on a guru video to go to sleep to, I’ve been laughing throughout the entire video and I cannot sleep now. Thanks guru
Same here lmao
thank you for showing me the Tito Monkey clip I haven't seen it before lmao Tito is just a gift that keeps on delivering the gifts
Tito's stand up really is awesome. He's always in character.
Guru you are a jewel. This was so incredibly funny.
This made me like Tito. This is actually hilarious 😆 😂😂
And I thought Ken Shamrock ☘️ was an idiot 🧐boy was I wrong
This is a great video had alot of fun laughing with you
Chuck looking at Tito like: “Did I cause this?”
I've already seen a bunch of these Tito video's and I can't help but be convinced that Tito is just trolling everyone.
There'd a term called a "philosophical zombie" and it basically describes someone who can act like a person but really there's nothing at all going on in their brain and I truly think Tito is a prime example of that
Tito really is a p-zombie
I knew one of those in HS.
That guy in high school was jus stoned. 😆
@@bb-phantom3324 u prob huff ur farts to get high
I haven’t laughed that hard in long time 😂
😅😂😅😂 🤣 😂
Thanks for the video, THE MMA GURU
Thank you for this!😂
The onion cutting technique is almost the same as one used by street vendors in India mainly. But Tito somehow managed to still do it wrong
Yes. But Tito Ortiz forgot to add the gastroenteritis because that's a crucial ingredient
@@thatindiandude4602 Well, that juiced up blood of his permeating the onion might just do the trick.
I’ve seen the effects of head trauma first hand with family and it’s really one of the hardest and saddest things to see someone go through. But I’d be lying if I said there’s never a moment where it can be fucking hilarious.
Omg I needed this. I was ☠️ the entire time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one where he says his body hasn’t matured great because his father is 80 years old and his grandma is 100 years old had me f-in on the ground dying. Chuck’s reaction was the best part.
What a compilation man..
Bro you my friend are really making me laugh thankyou
I though we're gonna starve of Guru's content during UFC off week and boom, a video about Tito Ortiz!!!
Guru looks like he rolled a fat blunt and decided to make this video! This is great! I'm crying in laughter and my wife is confused 🤣🤣🤣
I forget where i saw it, but the description of tito stirring a pot is hilarious.
Tito the type of guy to put a spoon in the pot, then turns the pot to stir it.
Titos incredible ways to formulate sentences and your laugh was an amazing match made in heaven!
Goddamn..anytime i need to clear my head after or during tumultuous times i go thru the Tito vids and it never fails to get me to literally laugh out loud. Like real loud and hard! His cameo video is tops!!
Bro I found Pantheon Level Cluelessness a couple months back and literally watched every tito ortiz clip on the channel. Hes the gift that keeps on giving
I've never let you down until now, and I won't start is one of my favorites. It's so hilarious in so many ways.
Oh shit. What a gem compilation 😂😂.
I couldnt do this without pausing the vid. 7m 50s in and i need a time out 😂😂. Ive already paused 4 times.
Guru your laugh too 😂😂😂
I cant cope 😂😂😂