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My Grandpa made Monkeys Illegal in Sweden
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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2018
- For every law, someone did something very stupid.
EDIT: Newspapers I have found so far mentioning this incident:
imgur.com/a/iqjlRc6
CORRECTIONS:
* I said 911 but I should've just said emergency line. It slipped my mind at the time of recording.
* The monkey was a capuchin, I got it confused with a macaque.
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My mom requested this video.
#animation
The dark side of Curious George
Furious George
Aaron Landry The man with the once yellow hat....
@@aaronlandry3934 underated comment
curious george was real?
Aaron Landry lol
Monkey: *annihilates leg*
Grandpa: *lifts up leg*
Grandpa: aight
I'ma gona cover my neck
... lets get dis money outta here
lmaooo
"... Hmmm something not right about my leg!....ohhhh it is my monkey BITING INTO IT!"
Grandpa doesn’t die
Monkey: aight
"Monkeys bite your leg and then they go for your neck"
Me: the information in here is worth millions
yes
only a certain species
RIGHT? It's like "how to escape from quicksand" but for ADULTS
@@LitoMike yeah, mostly smaller ones. Chimps and bigger like to attack head on.
@@manofmagic1803 nope chimps go for the weakness they go first for the balls / fingers then the eyes
As a Swede myself, I had a couple gaming friends years back that I would hang out with on voice chat.
One evening a friend of mine was digging through the cupboards in the kitchen while I was enjoying a conversation with the Danes, producing some rustling noises that they overheard. They asked me, "What is that noise?" to which I replied, "Oh, that's my monkey". This response, in turn, was overheard by my rummaging friend, so he made the executive decision to further exaggerate the rustling and produce monkey-noises. My Danish friends were wildly perplexed, shooting questions in rapid fire to get a handle on whether I was being serious. Perfectly, in the end, they asked me what I feed it.
"Bananas", I told them. They believed me.
My parents keep lifesize penguin sculptures in the garden. My Dad's screensaver for the longest time was a picture of our dog surrounded by 5 of these sculptures.
While in South America on a business trip he was giving a presentation, and after the presentation he was asked about the penguins.
What do they eat, he was asked. "Oh they fend for themselves"
Do they not run away?
"The dog keeps them in check"
I like to believe that a small community somewhere in Columbia still believes Penguins are a normal Finnish pet
These stories are gold.
Sadly, the closest thing I can come up with currently is when I convinced a city-type person that I (rural-type) was helping with a study wherein I would catch mice, put them in provided envelopes & freeze them until I had enough to send in for payment.
Didn't question a bit of it. Was just impressed with the amount of $ there was to be made.
@@echognomecal6742“currently“? Is there something in the works?
I learned that if a monkey bites your heel cover your neck
I learned that you shoot the monkey dead if you can't catch it
I’m the proud 420th like of this comment
@@applejuice4758 678th
@@applejuice4758 749th
I am the monkey
To be fair he did consult his wife, not his fault she thought he was joking
I know, right? Everyone knows men don't joke about such things. Except for when they do of course.
Nah he should have made it clear. It’s on him for not realizing it sounds like a joke/fake
Edit: It'd be like a husband being like "Hey can I buy us a car?" If the wife said sure, should the husband then immediately buy the car, understanding that it would put them thousands into debt?
Not only is his question over the phone a ridiculous one, but like... The reason why it's ridiculous is that you don't make major family lifestyle decisions over the phone. It's disrespectful to the other people, and it's not usually well planned.
Like, please don't become parents until you understand this, for real.💀💀💀
@@allyli1718 nah
@@allyli1718 I mean if you didn’t realize welp we got a monkey now
“Yes honey, we can get a shark. Can I do so?”
Wife who is obviously sarcastic: sure
Me with absolutely no sense of sarcasm because I am about to get a freakin shark: “Hell yeah”
its so funny to me that you explicitly say your grandpa never said the thing about wanting a gorilla but there are dozens of comments with thousands of likes each all acting as if he did
While driving through Sweden a long time ago, i fooled my little sister by telling her that if you look closely in the treetops you can see monkeys, because there are monkeys in Sweden. Then Everytime she stopped looking for monkeys out of the window, i went "OHH, theres another" so she always thought she JUST missed it. Good old times :D
That's fantastic
really gaslit her ass
love how the monkey just randomly goes for a kill
VoteCthulhu idk man, if some guy kept me in a cage for months I don’t think it would be very random for me to kill them
I would too
Nyogeize that’s where I got it from.
@@apenguinnamedabraham Maybe the monkey being agressive is what made the guy want to sell it. He might have captured a savage monkey, who knows...
Samurai de Papete I don’t think it was being unusually aggressive though. It was locked in a cage. For SIX MONTHS. You’d be pissed too.
"For every law, someone did something very stupid." Well said.
When I was in school I learned it was illegal to wear a swimsuit to court in the state of Missouri, ever since I have been haunted by this information and left wondering why it is the case.
Cain: "Yo, I was mad at Abel 'cause God liked his sacrifice better than mine. So I hit him on the head with a rock, and he just... stopped? He's just lying on the ground now, with this red water coming out of him. I don't get it. Is he doing a bit?"
God: "I look away for FIVE MINUTES-"
This remind of the girl that says that her a lot-of-great uncle was the reason you cant drive a tractor while drunk
Reminds me of the significantly more disturbing quote “OSHA laws are written in blood”
HEY! YA STOLE MY WORDS!
"properly consult your family" your grandpa asked "can i get a monkey?" and the answer was yes, what more do you need?
After so many years still one of my favorites in the internet.
Same, every once in a while i come back to this video.
“Next time I’ll get a gorilla”
Totally safe
Best part of the story
Harambe
Why?
That's way more dangerous
the guy with no since of humor married to Tuvd I like your commitment to your username
Grandpa just sittin' there chilling and bleeding from his foot.
Tis' but a scratch
Just a flesh wound
Ahahahahah lmao
Lowkey vibing
Sounds like a usual monday to me
This sounds like that story that gets told ALL the time. To everyone. So you know every single detail and bit about it.
CZcams will recommend me this video every few months to a year and I get so happy rewatching it, I love this.
Your grandpa is probably the coolest guy who ever lived
Gustavo Mattos
“Nästa gång köper jag en gorilla!”
Oi brzinho
@@page970 kkkkk
Monkeys are BAD
My aunt used to take care of some monkeys and later on HER SKULL WAS BASHED IN HER LUNGS WHERE RIPPED OUT
"The monkey just gives up and goes back to the kitchen"
"Too much work Imma just grab a snack"
underrated comment
thought it already did
Imma go kill the smaller human it thought
😂😂😂
The best comment that i read in my entire life
I come back to this every couple months since my first year of college. I’m in my fourth year now. Gotta love this video. Strangely comforting probably because of its normal and logical sense of reason, which I love.
Look through the comments. Some of the stories here are gold.
I can only imagine about 5-6 cops unloading everything into a monkey only for this guy's voice over to go "And unfortunately the police shot the monkey dead."
What kind of authoritarian state doesn't allow a man to own a gorilla in the privacy of his own home
Lmao
I see you, libright
Also nice number of likes
@@pannkale9259 I see you, blue 💊
@@pannkale9259 I see you libtard
"Problem: animal.
Solution: no animal"
Instant classic.
Harambe would be proud of how efficient in handling animals we are nowadays.
Absolutely extraordinary. It's that simple, luv.
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
Worked with Epstein too
Certified hood classic
The lesson is, when asking your family if they’re okay with you suddenly buying a monkey, make sure they know you’re being serious.
My great-grandpa was obsessed with peacocks. Now that he’s gone, his property is still covered with peacocks, and my great-aunt still has loads that she’s trying to sell off. One of my great-grandparents was also the biggest bootlegger in Utah! :)
"for every law made, someone did something stupid."
Getting a Monkey is actually really smart
@@FirePonk_ How?
Foolish Toothpaste I don’t know what I was thinking when I said that, But I will not delete the reply, because I will not hide my mistakes
@@FirePonk_ that is bravery
@@FirePonk_ Welp, now you have to tell me
How a man single-handedly banned an animal from an entire country is impressive. The maddest of lads.
Count Dankula should do this as one of his "mini Mad Lads."
At least something cool happend in Sweden under the 1960
haha
Illegal to own, not to exist in the country
Then again, countries in Europe are about the size of states in America.
This is probably the best thing I’ve ever heard of. Your grandpa sounds brilliant.
The emergency number in Sweden at that time was "90000", I remember having a VCR record of ace ventura where I was always reminded of that fact because of the subtitles when Ace asks if the police number still is "911". Translated to 90000. Really stupid that the had such a long number, especially as most phones was a rotary phone 😂 took ages for it to rotate.. 0 being the LAST number ♿
I should've said "emergency line"; but couldn't come up with the right term for it.
I wonder if they were worried that people might dial it on accident if it was too short.
*What would I need a monkey for?*
Grandpa: Yes
could be papanomaly
2K like. Don't believe me o k a y
*This is literally like a fever dream*
snailuwu first comment *A A A A A AA A A A*
I was like “Hmm. Haha, funny joke.” But no this is literally a fucking fever dream.
Breeze YT I know lmao
czcams.com/video/yi-KQ3CKOQU/video.html
*SmS is ma name* ‘ love that
Your grandpa is honestly a hero for all monkeys that could have been abused as pets in Sweden.
You do realize that the grand father was indirectly abusing it by forcing it into a small cage right?
Props to him for calling his wife first though
2:38 “that goddamned monkey finally did it! He killed my husband!“
Police operators: 🗿
No replies
Yo, Angelo!
🗿
@@allenwu1149 Yo, Angelo
🗿
"The 2 policemen were expecting a man but when they find out that it was a monkey they had to call for more policemen..." WUT??
He was too powerful
@@the_egg_ Haha, what is this, dragon ball?
@@marccamp6376 sure, why not
Monkeys can be dangerous, remember it literally almost killed this guys grandpa
got policemen to bring the net
Your grandpa was so calm in that situation😂
Omg first video of yours I've been recommended 3 years after it was uploaded apparently, and I am in.
This was an amazing story.
My mum is Norwegian so I love stories having to do with Scandinavia, but this really takes the cake
this is recommended to me like once a year
Welcome back
Swedes does
Same, and every time I watch it again because I forget how the story went
it is an omen
It's once every two weeks or so for me
The drawing of the mokey makes it so much better and I don’t know why
Mokey... what's a Mokey
Trixtar it's like pokey the snakes but mokey
what`s a mokey? :p
Trixtar Monkey but the n is silent and also invisible
I like drawing mokeys
I loved the stories of pippi longstocking
Knowing mattias this is a complex metaphor that im too simple to understand
"I want to get a gorilla next"
Your grampa is the original FloridaMan™
Except that he was lied about. He never said it.
Why do you consider so?
@@nazariistarikov it said the grandma was never interviewed, but quoted anyway, likely a made up quite for more attention
if the gorilla bites youre butt cover your neck and ears
@@rickyichsan8000 No, I think the monkey has a fetish with butts
My heel is uncomfortable
My neck is uncomfortable
just right in the last frame of the video
how terrifying
I'm holding both so they don't scream..
*COVER YOUR NECK*
when i feel uncomfortable
i fall
This story sounds so... dream-like. Like, almost everything fits in perfectly, from the geandpa loving monkeys to him researching about how to defend himself, probably thinking he'd never have to use it, all that leading to the moment when the monkey bit the grandpa's heel and all hell broke loose. It almost sounds like something dictated by fate...or... something. Like a big conspiracy to ban monkeys from Sweden
I hear the only way to stop a monkey from eating your brains is to believe in yourself. Or use a hockey stick.
“That goddamn monkey finally did it he killed my husband” I’m crying 😭
The husband is too
@@staceymulligan6486 crying with blood
Timothée Chalamet wait did the monkey kill him?
Ikr
Nice pfp
I love how they needed more police for a monkey than a human
1960's Swedish police weren't trained for this
@@janeeyre1990 I knew the Scandinavians were weak after the Viking age
A human would back down when threatened with a gun. A monkey just gets more angry.
@@mralt5419 , if you think needing backup to take on a monkey is weakness, good luck going hand-to-hand with one, my friend.
Humans are the worst fighters of all the primates if we're talking muscle, teeth, nails, and tenacity.
Our strengths are in our ability to communicate, work together, and use tools. All of which you need to capture an angry monkey without serious injury to yourself.
@@janeeyre1990 are you 4'10 cause the joke went right over your head
I LOVE this video so much I keep coming back to it
This got recomeneded to me like 3 years after I first watched this and its insane that a old video I found shows up again years later
Mysterious man: Hello would you like monk-
Grandpa: ahyes
Yes I would like a monk
I would love a monk
give me the monk
monk
Northern air temple:
"what kind of business leads you to sell monkeys?"
I guess you could say, *monkey buisness.*
Fuck me that was good
XD Get. Out. X'D
XD i mean not funny didnt laugh
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Here is my like now gtfo!
I’m sitting in a doctors office waiting room and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and everything is just silent except for me
I LOVED this story.
You're a great storyteller
I expected this story to detail how your grandpa fought long and hard through all the red tape of the legal system to get monkeys banned.
This is better.
Laura Maue Waaaaaaaay better. And more exciting too.
@Rockin' Roll : I somehow suspect that was just a casual observation that escalated wildly...
Same but about 10 seconds in I realised it was going to be a story about sheer stupidity
Same lmao 😂
hahaha same
The misterious man who sold him the monkey was propably a timetraveller who prevented a horrible future and the end of mankind by causing monkeys to be illegal.
Plot twist: u are the real time traveller who come here to leave this comment here
@@QuanNguyen-jx1nu You know too much, I will have had you erased from this timeline not too long ago.
@@sertu1462 oh no, why dont i feel so go...
The mysterious man stopped the random chimp event...
Omg...
He prevented Planet of the Apes!
0:48 this still happens between many couples today. Nice to know it’s a tradition.
I love how the monkey just gives up after failing to kill grandpa, so he just goes into the kitchen and I assume he went to get a snack.
"Would you like a monke?"
"Sure."
Thus chaos ensue.
A monk?
Blm
@@Turtletapmytip 🤮
@@zendariun101 wtf
_would you like to by a monkey._
Can I hang out with your grandpa he seems like my kinda guy
Hello yes I am grandpa
Awesomepedia
His grandpa is mine.
Gojira Kaiju Slayer no it didn’t
Awesomepedia hahaha this comment deserves a heart
Each time this is suggested, I will always rewatch.
"What kind of business leads a man to walk around and sell monkeys"
My brain : *monkey business*
Problem: animal
Solution: no animal
Predrag Grujic I feel like I saw you somewhere in the comments of a video before.
R u from any of these countrys:Serbia/Srbija, Croatia/Hrvatska,Montenegro/Crna gora
@@s_c_u_m3172 thats what I asked myself too, he has that ić in surname
problem: humans
solution: blames it on other animals
@@halogen5580 problem:humans who think they are saints dissing the entire race of humans because "I'm not like other humans" bullshit.
Solution: Make them do something to actually benefit society rather than sit there and complain.
Grandpa: “next I’ll get a gorilla” | Grandpa after the law passes: “for legal reasons, that was a joke”
Nice pewdiepie reference
Nah m8 gorillas are apes
that's* O0F-
@Cheezit Police Not if the facts are wrong ;)
For serious reasons that’s a joke
Such a great story! I’ve probably watch it 3 times over the years and it’s hilarious every time.
it's just so amazingly funny and scary that this actually happened
It's impossible not to click on a video titled this way.
Frater Munky I tried. It came back for me.
Frater Munky i put it in watch later but i scrolled up to the vid again
Such an obscure and random story but I love it
Hello Mr.horizon
yes
Hello the server destroyer, congrats on 100k
Did I get recommended this video because I recently started watching you?? Great, thanks youtube
The hackerman
Man my parents love this video
I LAUGHED so HARD the entire you told this story. Your Grandpa was a Champ & your Grandma was a patient woman. Just discovered this channel & gonna watch more videos. Thanks for the GREAT storytelling.
I love how they needed more reinforcements for a monkey than a potential murderer
“Sir, put down the banana, it doesn’t have to go like this.”
@@davidthor4405 george floyd
@@Anon-lh2oy No
@@Anon-lh2oy George Floyd's death was overblown by blm retards
I mean how do you negotiate with and / or threaten a monkey?
PewDiePie’s most important question: “Why do we not have monkeys in Sweden?” Is solved.
Quick, give him the link to this video. Submit it on his subreddit or something.
@@jackpreacher7210 lmao
I will wait for his reaction IMAO.
Lmao
@@jackpreacher7210 then do it yourself if ya're so commited to this
I’m sure if he had a hockey stick and some confidence the monkey would’ve left him alone smh
The way this guy says monkey is hypnotizing. I think i’m addicted.
*I only imagine that this is Sweden’s version of Florida*
Sweden, the Scandinavian Florida
In Florida they probably are buying alligators as pets and letting it roam the house
@@dinamosflams br
@@rnrenato2125 oporra. Maldito corretor me denunciando
@@DanC8111_ they literally are
What I learned from this story: if a monkey ever bites you on the ankle, cover your throat
ghhhhh
Life skills!
@@garlite9046 Wise words
yes
And after that go to the hospital to stop the bleeding and see if you’ve got rabies
When my grandfather attended UC Berkeley, he wanted to march elephants down the street, so the city passed an ordinance that made it illegal to march elephants down the street unless they are on a leash.
Was trying to verify your story, and all that comes up is your video lol
There’s a link to newspapers in the description
Mom: You should let the monkey go
Daughter: You should let the monkey go.
Dad: I'm keeping this monkey.
Monkey: I know what I must do.
Replying to show you that you have a lot of likes
@@pianopanicattack you're a legend
I try. :)
@@pianopanicattack thanks ;)
:)
"the monkey just gives up and goes back into the kitchen"
This is what happens after I fail my exams.
He was hungry
@Jerry Spangler I've already been there shut up
you looking for banana flavored beer? lol
@@elvondrago96 you fucking guessed it buddy~
Oh yeah, it's 6:23 AM for me en and I have exams in like 2 hours, haven't studied and watched things that will never help me at any point in my life
This story turned around so quickly I wasn't expecting every new thing he said!😂💯
He DID consult his family though...he asked was it Okay for him to get a Monkey. I don't think he could be anymore clear.
Little mom: *_are you winning Grandpa?_*
grandpa: *_yes._*
More like *are you winning dad?*
For her it's her dad
Lowkey disturbing that the monkey went for the neck as soon as he covered his neck
If i was stuck in a 10 inch cage for 6 months I’d go for the necks of the people that put me there too lol
@@Milark monkeys are aggressive animals regardless
LURVE the animation!
I love the sincere yet hilarious narration of this
the original harambe
@@eeveefennecfox who doesn't care?
except this one actually tried to kill someone
@@Wilker_uwu
He only took revenge on the man who put him back into his small prison every time he had the change to get out for a bit.
The monkey probably planned this murder so the next time he got out, he just wanted to kill his kidnapper to be finally free for ever!
@@user-bl4oq7fd8d are u the monkey?
@@keuwlcat1319
I have the feeling that I'm his reincarnation maybe 🤔
Story aside, i think this is the magic of the internet, how it should be used. I'm in Brazil listening to the story of a guy who had a Swedish grandfather who bought a monkey. Perfect.
And im a Filipino guy reading your comments
@@Ximboy I am a brazilian giving you the information that I just gave
Argentina here
I think you'd like to know que o macaco era brasileiro, um macaco prego
@@joaolemes8757 caraca, brabo
I rewatch this from time to time to relive it
me too! :D
My grandpa once found a monkey in the woods in Sweden, and had him as a pet then he figured out there was a circus nearby and returned it.
*pause
My dude just happened upon a random monkey in the woods & decided to keep it, no questions asked.
...Did it have a quest for him?
Problem: Animal
Solution: no animal
Holy shit I laughed so hard
It's *Tuesday
@@abuaku1425 it's misspelled on purpose my guy
@@ittueaday I know, its like double r/woosh hehe~
Mas Guntur r/woosh
SirKuchen uhh, r/woooosh you too? I think? This is confusing
You still can't stop me
Jokes on you I can stop you with the power of knowledge, therefor being able to tell you that YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS NOT A MONKEY, BUT AN APE >:D
This is just what I look like ok
@@monkey8298 you do you
Oh no-
@@usernametaken017 why are you running?
Monkeys don't hurt potatos.
So I just watched NOPE and had to come back here for the 10th time.
I'm glad monkey assaulted grandpa and not the daughter, otherwise it would've been fatal and grandpa would have to live with that guilt forever. It sounds like he learned nothing and had a "oh well" attitude about it
Well I am quite certain he showed that he learnt his lesson by never again buying another exotic animal again and letting it run around in his home.
Imagine chilling and all of a sudden...
Monkey: *CHOMP LEG*
"What did your grandpa do?"
"Oh, he went to war and won against the nazis"
This guy: Oh, so he made monkeys illegal in sweden
Edit: bruh sorry for the grammar, english isnt my first language
Why’d you spell it like that.
Mark Ass Brownie Sweeden lol
YOU UTTER FOOOOOOOOL!
Ponera Grimoire IKr he’s such a fool for learning a new language aNDD spelling some words wrong lol 😂. Seriously you try learning a new language then talk 🤦♂️
Nice job! Btw, an idiom is like a fancy phrase, language is the word you are looking for.
The Wutang clan, upon hearing this story, wrote Protect Ya Neck.
I'll forever remember your story whenever i see that monkey thumbnail lol!
*ThAT GOd DAmN MoNKEy FiNaLLy dID iT*
*hE’s KiLleD mY huSbANd*
"Next time I'll get a Gorilla."
Iconic.
wtf it was posted last year and now suddenly popular fresh comments again
Ok ok don’t have to steal comments
That is a sure fire way to get a barrel tossed at you.
Don't steal comments
oaaoaoaoaoaooaoaoa
Best story ever. I laughed the whole time. I really enjoyed it man.
This is my favorite video ever.