The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti has a bad feeeling about Adriana's friend "Danielle"
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“I was tryna say something positive cause she’s your friend”
One of my fave Chrissy lines.
Very allegorical
@Shapiro Shekelberg drinks are on the house
@Shapiro Shekelbergthere's only one irishman here!!
Jordan Mason Chrissy’s favorite line was his next one 👃
Like, "Nice muff you got there"...?
Christopher’s hand must have crept up Danielle’s leg for warmth.
I could watch her walk away all night
Well we all know little Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion
@@James_Price79 Good, cuz like most girls that's what she's gonna do
I legit laughed out loud! based comment
@A Synth coffee with the chicory....smh
Chrissy could always smell a rat.
His nose is a natural canopy.
@@shutup2751 "I just did"
@@SilvioMDante i'm not tryin to say anything bad about him he's my homie
@@joeb7975 He's your what?!
@@SilvioMDante he lives up near me
@@joeb7975 Well, why didn't you say that? If you want to speak like a fvčkin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.
"I might watch some Soprano Clips."
Chrissy:- "Stoonad, that's more addictive than watching episodes."
Long bathroom breaks and Borko brought us to this.
@@alancarmody8848 you're only clippin'
@@alancarmody8848 what, I gotta stand here being threatened now?!
This is the best comment I’ve ever read.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY
“You wanna say hello to Danielle?”
“Not really”
Always with the good manners
😂
Aj levels of social interaction
Now that's GANGSTA!!! Straight up homest
Chrissy knew Danielle was negitive through his positive visualization.
wheeeeeeze
He must’ve felt undermined by the way she didn’t let him feel her
He was trying to visualize something positive cuz she's Ade's friend
No he did ent
😂😂😂😂
First Christopher gave Adriana the diamonds. Then he gave Danielle the pearls
Ooooooooooooooohhh
@justgo12642 You should know, sweetie.
@@Carmine_Lupertazzi I am taking a leak. Hold this for me would ya?
@justgo12642 C'mon! We're just breakin' balls.
Of wisdom?
In my mind I use the technique of positive visualization
Oh yeah?
@@KentlandVFD33 why do I always feel under mined? Based off the copyright situation Borko should have hearted my comment right there boom
He definitely had a positive visualization trying to hook up that three-way with Danielle. 😂
“You’re feeling negative most of the times”
He imagines chopping up one of the Baldwin brothers for being an overbearing boss and sexting his Aslan girlfriend.
He was smart enough to know something wasn’t right about Danielle
That's why he had to feel her out.
@@mikewellwood1412 can’t fault a guy for doing his due diligence
He didn't know shit he just wanted Ade under his control and she was a threat to that.
@@brettpilkington9539 I don’t know ab that, I feel like she’s been nosing around, as a undercover, that’s new to the game probably would. He j thought she’s tryna get laid. Him and those fkn videos!
@@brettpilkington9539 that's like half the reason, he had a suspicion about her but he just jumped to the conclusion that she was a dyke which is why she acts weird. If chris had laid off the drugs he woulda caught her im pretty sure.
HBO: Nice clip, where’d ya get it?
Borko: you said you were gonna go, go.
Lmaoo 😂😂😂
Upvote this TF up
😂😂😂😂😂
His cousins a liquidator
Adriana was callin me da whole time Borko was uploading this clip.
I've figured out whats wrong with you, and its some bad shit.
You parade float! Tones missin a box of mallomars
10 to 11..maybe 5 of
From the good ship lollipop ?
Not after you broke her f**kin' chayah.
"Wanna say hello to Danielle?"
"Not really."
I love how christopher is so controlling of Ade not even the FBI can properly spy on her
Not controlling enough I guess.
She got whacked. He didn't. What more could you ask for.
@@miguelpasamano4995 But he did...
@@miguelpasamano4995 "She got whacked. He didn't."
It's spelled "dident", and yes, he did.
@@TheMisterGuyso we have a first grade english level
Christopher’s hand was sweeping for wiretaps on "Danielle"
Lmfao lmfao lmfao
Yeah imagine if she had a wiretap in her panties
@@misterhumerusback in my day, this would never happen to newly found hoowas
Michael Imperioli is such a fantastic actor it's hard to believe it's acting
it's acting without acting
@@bilsid😂haha
Its like you almost believe he was a Junkie in these Scenes .. he has it down .
his looks really help sell the nepolian complex archetype.
I don't even know what a junkie looks like, but when I saw his acting, I still knew that's what it looks like.
“I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” 😂😂 imma use that one
😂
Next vid should be “when Christopher has not been there for Tony 100%”. Would run 25 minutes
Tony was the biggest POS on the show
"Hey T....sorry I'm late"
-Chris, every episode
Him nodding out right after saying that is too perfect
Make it happen! 💯
The smack crawled into christofuh's arm for warmth.
Chris’s “OOHHH WHAT THE FUCK”when she throws the drink at him is a top 10 “OHH” of the series
That wasa all-pro OHH but falls short of the Paulie HoF
I’m always amazed at the OOHHHH at Gottis “not guilty” verdict
The brain on Adriana ova here. Meets a broad in the mall and suddenly she’s her twin following her around.
...sometimes that happens. You can get a friend at the unlikeliest of places.
Corsette barked at a made guy.
Now little corsette works as a couch pillow down in elvis country.
@@Carmine_Lupertazzi On a hill, surrounded by pine cones.
😂
I don't get why Danielle didn't fall in love with Little Paulie. Charming, handsome, overall great dude.
Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin Nash.
Was okay till his face was more glass than skin
@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool I knew that was comin'!
You should know sweetie
Can’t tell if this is a quote or joke or something, but she’s already married w a kid.
Now Danielle, she had an arc
RIP Little Cosette.
Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.
@Matt Joseph Give me a break will ya? That purse rat was a fahking disgrace and she never had the makings of a guarding dog eitha. A bit of a poseur if you ask me, total debacle of nature design. And that's that.
All because she wanted a bit of warmth 😔
Cosette? It's a fucking nickname! The family name's Cosettrelli!
Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion
Sopranos:
The trainspotting years
Lol 0:39 "I gotta get up early tomorrow"
"No matter how much the john offers you ?"
Hahaha, golden line there from Chris.
That was a pretty sick burn.
Was he calling her a whore? Sometimes these American references go past me
@@ScapoloMichael Yep you got it right
Chrissy is a master municipalator; very hands on, very allegorical.
What did little carmine mean by allegorical lol what was he actually trying to say?
@@JayyJay92 probably Methodical
Chris helped me with my subspecies.
“…and very intelligentsia…”
"I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" Chrisie is such a nice guy 😄
That shit cracked me up
I don't know if it's the accents but these fights be unintentionally hilarious LMAO
It's like Jersey Shore, but with not retarded people.
Danielle was weird though forreal.... She wasn't a good undercover. She just got a very vulnerable target...
You know what the problem is, she gave Moltisanti a hard on
😂It was her first time going undercover
He was just reaching for the shine box
Cosette was a great character. Wish we could have seen more of her...
What? Was it barking?
she was cold unfortunately
@@paulnewhouse5126 Crawled under there for warmth.
She went into Witness Protection.
Chris had 200k life insurance on her
Chrissies cousin the liquidator is my favourite character, I wish they had done more with him
@@Carmine_Lupertazzi its a shame his career petered out
@@Carmine_Lupertazzi it died on the vine
It died on the vine, the guy, he moved or somethin@@James_Price79
Christopher "You know what? Im gonna get high" Moltisanti
In principle I sympathize with her predicament, Ginny suffered from chronic flatulence and IBS too. At it's height it could take out 6 blocks.
Shoulda stayed in the car
It's settled John, so either remove her mole or get the fuck over it!
Only problem with Ade was that it turned into Terminal Flatulence.
@@moemanncann895 With her 95 pound mole, she has a little trouble getting into the seat.
You're tellin me how hard it is?
"You said she was gay" - "Who knows what her problem is"
'i was trying to say something POSITIVE cos' she's your friend!'
Chris thought she had nice ass but he was not going to admit that to Adriana lol
“What did you think you were going to do f*ck the two of us?! You and those f*cking videos! ” which videos was she talking about? Borko uploads?
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@@DrJ-hx7wv it really is I gotta say
2:55 Little Paulie was hilarious in this scene, so Italian lol
“I was trying to say something positive ‘cuz she’s your friend” *gestures*
Still one of the best deliveries and lol moments in the show for me personally
Adriana : "You wanna say hello to Danielle?"
Chris : "Not really!"
Who knew , Chris was smarter than any of the others in that glorified crew !
Pretty sure that’s j him being an @ss hole, cuz he wanted to shoot up after a stressful day.😂😂
1 beer left?? borko was over, we had pizza
“Those bags look like Gucci”
“He gets them all the time. His cousin is a liquidator”
His cousin is an interior decorator
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!
That apartment was always sooo depressing. Sooo dark.
Freaking Chris trying to get a three way😂 “She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself”🤣 “Christofah “I DIDN’T DO IT” Moltisanti lol
Rare moments where we see how smart Chrissy can be. He knew how to drive Ade away from that girl, even though he only did it for his selfish reasons, bc she was annoying and he dissliked her, and most likely he felt he is loosing full control over Ade. It turned out he saved whole crew from feds here
I liked Ade but even Tonys uncle Eckley coulve manipulated her. Plus she has these Stockholm-Syndrome-like feelings when it comes to Chrissy.
They talked in this video about how no good deed goes unpunished while Adriana and Chris’ relationship is about how his abuse towards her suits his lifestyle. Which of course, leads to his death
every girl has "Stockholm syndrome" for bad boys
I don’t think this was some sort of Machiavellian move on Christopher’s part.. I think he just wanted a threesome lol
@@easy0828 that's just girl shit
So early I just gotta say....No bullshit, no made-up comments, just a thanks to Borko and that great Serbian internet connection.
From a goomba in New Jersey.
Ahhhhh that’s a nice thing to say.
Now go get your fucking shine box.
0:34 Danielle was enjoying her wine so much she downed it and got rid of the glass within the space of 1 cut.
“ you and those fucken videos “ LMFAOOO 😂🤣
Chris had some SERIOUS LYRIX (Dudes rebuttal game was INSANE 💯😂🤣)
Just imagine if he had Madd Dogg's rhyme book. He would have been bigger than OG Loc
6:20 always cracks me up 😂
Funniest line ever🤣
@@johnglenson625 I don’t think it’s even the funniest thing Chris ever said, but Jesus Christ it’s fucking up there pretty high on the list 🤣🤣🤣
Gary cooper was gay?
2:24 ... One thing that sets Sopranos apart from the rest, is the music. "My Rifle, My Pony, and Me" - Dean Martin ... Kudos to Don Borko keeping it in his clip
Borko why don't you stop judging wet t-shirt competitions in Florida
Always with tha scenarios...
You're in a good mood!
“you know what? Imma get high.” ahaha
That Always ends well.
In all seriousness, if he smoked weed, it would’ve.
I love how he says that like it's the greatest idea ever lol. As a former user (and still use every now and then), it really does feel like it's the greatest thing ever sometimes though.
@@John-sr2hrHeroin is fun when you use it first two, three years by taking it occasionaly, it doesn't turn you into addict instantly, you can take it recretionally for few years and not become an addict but it's a dangerous because you become more and more prone to using it- thinking - if i can use it once a week, i can every third day, then every second day and finally every day but you can still stop using it without too much cravings- you just feel little uncomfortable few days and then you feel fine. But that's a big problem because you think you can stop everytime you want and you fall into a trap, every next time is harder and harder stop using it and cravings and cold turkey become unbearable. But substitutes for heroin like methadone or buprenorphine are even worse considering cold turkey which here lasts for months, heroin crisis is about 10 days , oxycontin and other opioids are all over, big pharma advertised it as a harmless analgetics but it made millions of addicts because doctors prescripted it like it's a candy for every mild pain, but other things , natural stuff like marijuana, thc oil, kratom are in many places still forbidden
you're just chipping, like Chris says, right?@@John-sr2hr
Christopher takes out his prick, tells Danielle “hold this for me” smashes her in the face with it..
Vito: “I knew that was comin!!”
There’s an image!
I wish they had done more with the Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd. He was my favorite character
Adrianna never had the canopy of a varsity H smoker
"He can depend on me"
*shoots heroin*
Sacred and propane; very allegorical.
"With all your intelligence, you never see the big picture."
"What, like, the one on the wall?"
that dog has the most annoying bark of all time
Yes, and I love dogs. I couldn't take her for five minutes.
Technically, Chris wasn't wrong; she did take his hand and was rubbing it on herself but away from her😂😂😂
Adrianna was naive. Just some random woman starts hanging out. Anyone would think that’s odd.
Why do I think that Chris telling Adriana where Danielle got her clothes from was a result of him asking haha.
In my mind I use the power of positive visualization to compliment Danielle
Chris is lying to himself about how smoking heroin is more addictive. That first rush one gets from the needle is way more addicting than smoking it. Chris was just saying that to make himself look like he doesn't have a problem
I mean, you have a problem regardless of whether you shoot, smoke or snort it.
@@Avengerie Yes, but shooting it is the easiest way to kill you or give you diseases like HIV and hepatitis. For smoking you need more of it, heroin addicts don't do it often unless they have access to load of it, because they see that as wasting it, you can shoot or snort few times for the quantity of heroin needed for smoking it. Snorting is the least effective way of using it, you can't feel the rush because when you shoot you take the whole dose directly into your bloodstream , by snorting many of it is stucked and don't reach the whole body system , but is definitely much less dangerous for your health and less toxic - you don't get disease, you don't destroy your veins, by shooting you don't ingest only heroin but all the stuff they mix it into it - sometimes they even cut it with strichnine, which is a rat poison ,it gives some high but can easily kill you. And now with fentanyl , people are dying all the time when they cut with it.
Yea one of the dumbest most ignorant comments n the show lol
Adriana"What did you think you were going to fuck the two of us" probably yeah, nearly a very lucky man there. 😂
Cwistopha’s natural canopy helped him sniff out feds.
Adriana go take a midol. Danielle now make the coffee.
“Infallible Pope Tony XXIII” LMAO
“You can never trust a drug addict”
~Gus Fring
Juan bolsa is an even scummier Johnny Sack.
>trusts a drug addict and dies
It's true for the most of them but not all of them. Chris wouldn't flip , he would keep his mouth shut and get through cold turkey in a jail.
Chris after Adrianna's death became dissilussioned about mob and could easily flip if he stayed alive and not using drugs nor alcohol
Exactly he never snitched or turned on anyone. The drug usage wasn't his downfall it was his tense relationship with Tony due to women lol@@mariozd971
UOOOOHHHHHH!!
Borko: You were saying he had nice uploads!
Me: use your head, what would I want with SopranosFan57 when I got you?
5:51 WHOA! What the fuck!
"I got it under control."
Lol the tag said "Fancy luggage"
3:10 the way she says “what’s a matter baby”
I fuckin love ade
After Telemundo leaves the room, HBO says: Borko, I saw what you did. What did you think, you were gonna steal shows from the two of us? You and your fucking videos!
Borko:Telemundo was coming onto me.They were telling me where they get their Tamales.
We need a full Danielle video
1:25 Casually yelling at your boyfriend while he is heating up a spoon. Hilarious and sad
No wonder Paulie thought a dog barking was justification for murdering it. That fucking yapping is awful
That's not what he meant, but yeah.
Cossette even picked up that Danielle wasn't right
@@curtisbradley5171 Evil detecting doggy...
Dogs smell Feds like they do Terminators.
The infallible Pope Borko the 23rd and His uplifting uploads. Commendatore Don!
What, was she bahkin'? 0:06....
-Paulie Walnuts
You said she had a nice ass! I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend lolololol!!!! 😂
Gets me every time
I gotta remember this video for next time when I need to say something positive about my wife’s friend
“Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd”
That pocket rat was barking because she was cold. She wanted to crawl under someone for warmth.
Well she certainly did that, according to Chrissy anyway.
Vintage thumbnail 👍👍
You know Quasimoto predicted this.
The fact that he said smoking it is more addictive than shooting it..🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ shooting it is by farrr the most addictive method and is also extremely dangerous.
He knows that but is trying to be delusional because his girl saying "I'll just smoke it" makes him feel bad about shooting it , so he tries to make her feel smoking is worse. Truly manipulative.
Chris with his hand on Danielle's leg... up in da club
"[Smoking] is more addictive than shootin'"
It's definitely not, lol
It gives you stronger rush but you need much more of it, basically wasting it. You can snort or shoot few times the quantity needed for smoking. Crack cocaine is the strongest experience , much stronger then shooting or snorting it but is instantly addictive.
@@mariozd971 I smoked crack about a year ago, but only because I knew I have next to zero interest in cocaine, wouldn't get hooked because of one try (I am a curious person) and because I know enough people who got addicted and would do like, literally anything for another high. And I don't wanna be those people. I don't want to fuck over my friends. Cocaine is a hole that grows bigger the more of you shovel inside. To their credit, the people who prepared the hit for me wouldn't have given it to me if they had known I never smoked it before.
The experience itself was...boring, in a way? It's like a steam engine is rolling through your head, but it gave me next to nothing that I like in drugs. I like amphetamine, because it makes me talkatative and enables creativity and stuff like that, but coke? Like, what's the fucking point, you throw out ten bucks for a high that isn't even sociable, so to speak, and lasts for no longer than 15 minutes, most of which is already beyond the peak. No thanks, I got enough problems, I don't need a cocaine addiction, too (thank god amphetamine is cheap as fuck, not that I would encourage anyone to get hooked on it. Still, the far lesser harmful drug when compared with coke).
One thing I recently noticed is that people who would sell their soul for another hit of coke don't only have no perspective in life, they also don't even seem to care for having one (as far as I can tell). And that would explain why cocaine is so much fun for them. There is no point to it. Only when your life is/appears to be (next to) pointless, it makes sense to do something so stupid to yourself.
"You were sayin she had a nice aSS" lmao the way she says it
Truly one of the greatest actors of all time.
Most people don't know this, but Cosette was wired for sound. She tried to crawl under the Feds for warmth
Whippany
"Wanna say hi to Danielle?"
"Not really."
Hahahaha!
Seeing Chrissy inject into his toes was the most uncomfortable and goriest part of the show for me. I don’t know why but something about seeing the needle go in like that makes me cringe extremely hard. My fear of needles is one reason I never got into those kinds of drugs
I’m not afraid of needles in a doctor/hospital setting whatsoever. But anytime I see people shooting up in tv shows, I have to look away. It’s just so unsanitary, and with drugs, you always wanna do it again, so it’s inevitable that you’ll mess something up eventually. Same here.
I'm scared of injections never touching that shit
@@raygun26 with hospitals I’m afraid of the one in a million chance that my nurse is a serial killer who is intentionally fucking up the injection in a way that will let them kill me without ever getting caught for it
Many junkies do that, because they don't wanna shoot in their arms because people can notice it, others don't have good veins anymore on their arms, they destroyed them and they find other places where they can find their veins, their feet, their legs , even their crotches
I've done it countless times but not in eighteen years nowadays I can't believe I actually done that
The second Mysterious Stranger.
‘You and those fuckin videos!’
His cousin was a liquidator & his intervention counselor would break into Stew Lennon’s & get free pork loins
In between Christophers toes was a good character..wish they would of done more with it.