@@hashbiasshate8904 rudy ayub is actually nothing compared to a certain german youtuber that basically makes videos like rudy but since multiple years 😅😅 while also looking himself for 10sec at the end of the videos
Thrash: Drunken fast riffs Death: blast beats growls Trad: your dad’s playlist Doom: trad but high Power: fatguy on mountain Deathcore: chug and squeal Black: people onlytalkabout secondwave Prog: 20 minute solo Djent: just Downtuned prog Industrial: hasta Lavista baby Goth/alt: sex music sex Metalcore: tight jeans yes Groove: just redneck thrash Symphonic: opera over metal Melodeath: death but epic Nu: did it forthenookie Folk: stage role play Hair: trad but std Grindcore: I’m very impatient
Thrash: Speed Eminor Slayeeeeeeeeer Death: Gore Blast Beats Trad: Leather Epic Solos Doom: I Wanna Die Power: I Play D&D Deathcore: Thigh Pants Breakdowns Black: Satan Is Good Prog: 9/8 10 minutes+ Djent: 0 0 Meshuggah Industrial: Machines Factory Deutschland Goth/Alternative: Kill Me Please Metalcore: Clean Scream Breakups Groove: Chug Beer Riffs Symphonic: Classical Aggressive Orchestra Melodeath: Swedish Moody Metal Nu: I Play XboxLive Folk: Folklore Music Epic Hair: Girls Girls Girls Grindcore: Short Aggressive Diarrhea
Thrash: High-Speed, Political Disengagement Black: Misantropisme i skogene (Misanthropism in the forests) Folk: Elves play metal Metalcore: Breakdowns And Breakups Industrial: Vorsprung durch Sampling (Progress Through Sampling) Gothic/Alternative: Sullen Screams, Cemetaries Progressive: Maths For Musicians Doom: Sustain Beginners' Chords Hair: Maybelline, Mayhem, Music Power: Happiness, Heroicism, C5 ♪♪♪ Symphonic: Metal Meets Classical Djent: 8th-string, palm-muted 000000000s Melodeath: Gothenburg Harmonious Metal (Edit: typing error)
Thrash: way too fast Death: way too angy Trad: too much leather Doom: way too slow Power: way too happy Deathcore: breakdown salad, whiny Black: too much makeup Prog: emotionally complex, compositionally masterful, virtuosic, thought provoking, mold-breaking pretentiousness... songs too long Djent: not enough djent Industrial: way too German Goth/Alternative: actually don't know Metalcore: whiny, angy, breakdown Groove: too much Anselmo Symphonic: see power metal Melodeath: mellow death lol Nu: juvenile, edgy, insipid Folk: not enough angy Hair: Sexual, intercourse, sexual-intercourse Grindcore: fst
Melodeath is not mellow, it’s MELODIC Death Metal, which just means death metal with a stronger sense of melody- doesn’t make it any less heavy or intense
Thrash: Thrash or Die Death: Horror Movie Soundtrack Trad: Air Raid Sirens Doom: Time To Sleep Power: Tingle of Metal* Deathcore: Pig Noises Intensifies Black: Sacrificed Satan's Balls Prog: No Short Songs Djent: Groovy Jazz Core Industrial: Neu Deutsche Harte Goth/Alternative: Not A Phase Metalcore: Breakdowns, Beatdowns, Moshing Groove: What Djent Worships Symphonic: Actually A Keyboard Melodeath: What Metalcore Worshipped Nu: Avant-Garde Metal's Brother Folk: Local Mythology Bards Hair: Sex, Drugs, Shred Grindcore: Fuck Your Ears * For clarification: By this I mean it's like Tingle from the Zelda series where everyone but North America likes it.
Death: In your face Thrash: Into the pit Traditional: Bang your head Djent: Brown note anyone? Hair: Glam and girls Nu: One for rappers Black: Welcome to Hell Industrial: You push it (Because of Static X. In other words, for Wayne Static.) Prog: Petrucci and Rush Power: Three hammers high Deathcore: Growls and bangers Metalcore: Cleans and harshes Folk: Metal with violin Symphonic: Chorus and symphony Groove: Texas metal baby! Doom: Slow and steady Grindcore: A Napalm Death Gothic: A woman's spotlight Alternative: Simple but effective Melodic death: Children Of Bodom (Because to honor Alexi Laiho or more commonly known to me as the Jimi Hendrix of melodic death metal.)
Here’s mine, but I’ll do them in sentences Death: if you don’t use blast beats you’re a sellout Thrash: what do you mean you can’t trem pick? Traditional: If you don’t listen to Judas Priest you can’t call yourself a “real metalhead” Djent: yeah, I can read binary Hair: your description was adequate beanley Nu: what if we rapped the lyrics? Black: goat is for me? *blushes* Industrial: your description was adequate beanley Prog: dude I love calculus! Power: you wanna play Elden Ring later? Deathcore: DICKIE ALLEN IS KING!!!!! Metalcore: Bass? Why? Folk: your description was adequate beanley Symphonic: what if we were power metal but less fun? Groove: yours was adequate beanley Doom: no, I don’t have anything to do today Grindcore: what if our album cover looked like SPAGHET Goth/Alternative: your description was adequate beanley Melodeath: SVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEDENNNNNNNNN!!!!
I'm only doing my favorites: Death: angry gore noises Black: ALL HAIL SATAN Thrash: only blackened thrash Heavy: not heavy enough Folk: violins go brrr Power: dragons swords knights
I miss tech death and avantgarde metal but I must say that I believed during every single example you were absolutely nailing it spontaneously. Who TF needs a script if they can improvise like that?
Thrash: WE LIVE SOCIETY Death: BRUTAL GORE C*M Trad: LEATHER HIGH VOICE Doom: WE GONNA DIE Power: FIGHT THE DRAGON Deathcore: POSING HAIRCUT WHINY Black: BURN CHURCH DOWN Prog: TECHNICAL WANKERY RULES Djent: ZERO ZERO ONE Induistrial: TOUGH TECHNO ATHEISM Goth/Alternative: SEXY VAMPIRES GLOOMY Metalcore: BREAKDOWN VOCAL CHORDS Groove: RACIST MACHO BIKER Symphonic: OPERA EPIC AHHHHHHHHHH Melodeath: BRUTAL BUT SENSITIVE Nu: HATE MY FAMILY Folk: TRADITION BEER LAD Hair: ANDROGYNOUS PARTY ANIMAL Grindcore: ALL COPS BASTARDS
2:33 *nerd emoji activated* Goth is not a subgenre of metal but of rock. It is, so to speak, the spiritual successor of post punk. The gothic in gothic metal is not goth but refers to gothic in the literary sense.
Thrash: We’re Christians, Actually Death: World of Warcraft Trad: Uh… Okay Boomer Doom: Slowmo Black Sabbath Power: Dungeons And Dragons! Deathcore: The Pig Says… Black: Recorded in Shed Prog: Music Major Metal Djent: Messugah Cover Bands Industrial: Kinky German Machines Goth/Alternative: Goth Girl Titties Metalcore: An Architects Riff Groove: Thrash but Slower Symphonic: Classical With Distortion Melodeath: Death With Hooks Nu: Edgy White Teenagers Folk: We’re Actually Pirates
Vulgar, stark and wicked lol. I fricken love that guitar ur playing btw Bradley. Thing is sick!! I love how u threw the Mariah Carey high c in there w the oaaaaaas! Lol
I find it unironically amazing how such an amazing musician can make such horrible, music related content. Keep it up!
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@@hashbiasshate8904 rudy ayub is actually nothing compared to a certain german youtuber that basically makes videos like rudy but since multiple years 😅😅 while also looking himself for 10sec at the end of the videos
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@@RustingPeace WIR, SHOULD HAVE WON ZE WAR! 😈
I actually like it
I need more of Mr. Beanley shouting random things into his mic lmfao
Thrash: Drunken fast riffs
Death: blast beats growls
Trad: your dad’s playlist
Doom: trad but high
Power: fatguy on mountain
Deathcore: chug and squeal
Black: people onlytalkabout secondwave
Prog: 20 minute solo
Djent: just Downtuned prog
Industrial: hasta Lavista baby
Goth/alt: sex music sex
Metalcore: tight jeans yes
Groove: just redneck thrash
Symphonic: opera over metal
Melodeath: death but epic
Nu: did it forthenookie
Folk: stage role play
Hair: trad but std
Grindcore: I’m very impatient
That is the best 3-word summary of all metal sub-genres I have ever seen‼️👌
TIGHT JEANS IS SOOOOOO FUCKING ACCURATE I HATE IT
sex music sex though, legit
I did it all for the nookie cmon
The trad one is so accurate lmao. Traditional metal is a good chunk of my dad's playlist.
Also, as a metalcore fan I say: Tight jeans no
The groove metal one had me laughing for at least a solid 30 seconds
"Soundtrack to wife beating" Also see; country music.
Me too lad 😂
@@mgs1170 See also: John Lennon discography
My favorite part was that it's just straight Lamb of God
Thrash: Speed Eminor Slayeeeeeeeeer
Death: Gore Blast Beats
Trad: Leather Epic Solos
Doom: I Wanna Die
Power: I Play D&D
Deathcore: Thigh Pants Breakdowns
Black: Satan Is Good
Prog: 9/8 10 minutes+
Djent: 0 0 Meshuggah
Industrial: Machines Factory Deutschland
Goth/Alternative: Kill Me Please
Metalcore: Clean Scream Breakups
Groove: Chug Beer Riffs
Symphonic: Classical Aggressive Orchestra
Melodeath: Swedish Moody Metal
Nu: I Play XboxLive
Folk: Folklore Music Epic
Hair: Girls Girls Girls
Grindcore: Short Aggressive Diarrhea
Short aggressive diarrhea is quite precise
Ever since the LOTR video Beanley was never the same.
*Good Satan Lad*
Yes, that is Black Metal
That might be the best one tbh
As a power metal fun
I can relate :"(
why the sad face tho we're proud ey
As a groove metal fan, I can relate 😎
@@jazzcat969 Hmm you are right
It's never too late. Have you ever heard of "one-legged kangaroo"?
As someone who's parents are Power Metal fans, I can also relate. They can't though
1:17 I almost had a heart attack
As a Swede I can confirm, I always use my juicy Swedish Meatballs when making Melodeath.
🤣🤣🤣
I also can confirm
As a Dane in Norway I also use juicy Swedish Meatballs, and for most applications
"Soundtrack to wife-beating" god that caught me off guard XD
Black: sad blast beats
Power: happy blast beats
So apparently Traditional and Groove have more in common than I thought
“Racist dads unite!” 😂😂😂
Trollhammaren is such a good song, thanks for reminding me that Finntroll exists.
Glad I'm not the only one who spotted it!
Thrash: High-Speed, Political Disengagement
Black: Misantropisme i skogene (Misanthropism in the forests)
Folk: Elves play metal
Metalcore: Breakdowns And Breakups
Industrial: Vorsprung durch Sampling (Progress Through Sampling)
Gothic/Alternative: Sullen Screams, Cemetaries
Progressive: Maths For Musicians
Doom: Sustain Beginners' Chords
Hair: Maybelline, Mayhem, Music
Power: Happiness, Heroicism, C5 ♪♪♪
Symphonic: Metal Meets Classical
Djent: 8th-string, palm-muted 000000000s
Melodeath: Gothenburg Harmonious Metal
(Edit: typing error)
The symphonic keys had me
"Power metal: I'm proud virgin" Bruh LMFAO
Thrash: way too fast
Death: way too angy
Trad: too much leather
Doom: way too slow
Power: way too happy
Deathcore: breakdown salad, whiny
Black: too much makeup
Prog: emotionally complex, compositionally masterful, virtuosic, thought provoking, mold-breaking pretentiousness... songs too long
Djent: not enough djent
Industrial: way too German
Goth/Alternative: actually don't know
Metalcore: whiny, angy, breakdown
Groove: too much Anselmo
Symphonic: see power metal
Melodeath: mellow death lol
Nu: juvenile, edgy, insipid
Folk: not enough angy
Hair: Sexual, intercourse, sexual-intercourse
Grindcore: fst
Industrial: Rammstein xdxd
Way too fast? Didn't know there was such a thing.
Melodeath is not mellow, it’s MELODIC Death Metal, which just means death metal with a stronger sense of melody- doesn’t make it any less heavy or intense
@@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 I know, dude. I just love how "melodeath" spounds like "mellow death".
@@Sean-Ax it does sort of sound that way, yes.
This is just brilliant. You're my all time favorite in terms of guitar comedy🤘🎸
Comedy?
Alternative: Depression, Pain, Drop C
0:47 is my fav riff
It's time for your medication, Mr. Hall
Muahahahaha!
It's a madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a madhouse
Oh, am I insane?
MOAR ANTHRAX
@@gazsharpe3871 😎🤘💪🤘
Treebeard's soothing voice followed by that grindcore shredding just made my day.
Hurray! This format again! I love and look forward to new nutshells!
"SEXUALINTERCOURSE" as one word has absolutely ended me. I don't know why.
Next you should do this with specific bands. Keep up the good work! 🤘
Dude your content has been so good lately
God you broke me with the symphonic and groove. That shit was too funny!
There are only 3 acceptable words for djent: "DOES IT DJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT?"
1:55 "Sexualintercourse with goats 👀" - this should have been the thumbnail for the video lmao
German Industrial: Ich Mag Bohnen
Love your videos man, keep ‘em coming! 🇬🇧 🔥 🎸
2:18 Doom "Don't Be Hasty...."
i was waiting the whole time for melodeath and you did not disappoint
"Good Satan Lad"
We really need a british black metal band.
Damn bro you crazy, love it. You got a sub.
*Beautiful*
*Bradley*
*Hall*
😉
Oh next time I'll listen to groove metal as well thank you
you really made me laugh man you got humor skillzZz
As someone who predominantly listens to power and symphonic…”I’m proud virgin” is actually 100% accurate…
I laughed too hard on this one hahahaha, LOVE IT!
Thrash: Thrash or Die
Death: Horror Movie Soundtrack
Trad: Air Raid Sirens
Doom: Time To Sleep
Power: Tingle of Metal*
Deathcore: Pig Noises Intensifies
Black: Sacrificed Satan's Balls
Prog: No Short Songs
Djent: Groovy Jazz Core
Industrial: Neu Deutsche Harte
Goth/Alternative: Not A Phase
Metalcore: Breakdowns, Beatdowns, Moshing
Groove: What Djent Worships
Symphonic: Actually A Keyboard
Melodeath: What Metalcore Worshipped
Nu: Avant-Garde Metal's Brother
Folk: Local Mythology Bards
Hair: Sex, Drugs, Shred
Grindcore: Fuck Your Ears
* For clarification: By this I mean it's like Tingle from the Zelda series where everyone but North America likes it.
1:27 Accurate.
If it’s ever possible it’s The great Bradley the Wise to do it!
you're making me wanna get into metal
the door is open, child
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Very accurate
0:26 I did not see that coming at all
The riffs were tight asf
Death: In your face
Thrash: Into the pit
Traditional: Bang your head
Djent: Brown note anyone?
Hair: Glam and girls
Nu: One for rappers
Black: Welcome to Hell
Industrial: You push it (Because of Static X. In other words, for Wayne Static.)
Prog: Petrucci and Rush
Power: Three hammers high
Deathcore: Growls and bangers
Metalcore: Cleans and harshes
Folk: Metal with violin
Symphonic: Chorus and symphony
Groove: Texas metal baby!
Doom: Slow and steady
Grindcore: A Napalm Death
Gothic: A woman's spotlight
Alternative: Simple but effective
Melodic death: Children Of Bodom (Because to honor Alexi Laiho or more commonly known to me as the Jimi Hendrix of melodic death metal.)
Amazing
Death: blasts/horrible lyrics
Thrash: skank beats/mosh
Classic heavy metal: galloping/E standard
Djent: chugs/blegh/gear
Glam: hairspray/spandex/sex
Nu: edge/angst/bounce
Black: tremolo/ambience/satan
Industrial: synths/low tunning
Prog: odd time signatures
power: shred/speed/dragons
Deathcore: breakdowns/frys/breeeeee
Metalcore: screams/whines/riffs
Folk: guitars/celtic shit
Symphonic: token female singer
Groove: no way punk
Doom: slow/dark/boring
Grindcore: chaos/pig squeals
Goth: keyboard leads/makeup
Alternative: ow ah-ah ah-ah
Melodeath: at the gates
DRINKING THE BEER 🤣
Howling with laughter at this, what a video
Frigging hilarious 😂
Here’s mine, but I’ll do them in sentences
Death: if you don’t use blast beats you’re a sellout
Thrash: what do you mean you can’t trem pick?
Traditional: If you don’t listen to Judas Priest you can’t call yourself a “real metalhead”
Djent: yeah, I can read binary
Hair: your description was adequate beanley
Nu: what if we rapped the lyrics?
Black: goat is for me? *blushes*
Industrial: your description was adequate beanley
Prog: dude I love calculus!
Power: you wanna play Elden Ring later?
Deathcore: DICKIE ALLEN IS KING!!!!!
Metalcore: Bass? Why?
Folk: your description was adequate beanley
Symphonic: what if we were power metal but less fun?
Groove: yours was adequate beanley
Doom: no, I don’t have anything to do today
Grindcore: what if our album cover looked like SPAGHET
Goth/Alternative: your description was adequate beanley
Melodeath: SVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEDENNNNNNNNN!!!!
That was awesome, I laughed so much with the lyrics 🤣
I died of laughter when I heard the power metal one
Good Satan lad had me rolling 😂😂
That melodeath one was so At The Gates it hurts, absolutely nailed it
Best video yet
I like how you took the time to animate that little dude on the screen to jam in time!
i didn't notice that until i read your comment!!
That was extremely funny!!
Goddamn it, fuck yes!
I'm pretty sure Bradley did a lot of planning before this video.
can relate 100%
Is anyone else getting the Varg reference at 0:07
"Don't be hasty" got me not gonna lie
I need more.
Only this guy can pull that off ❤️
As a comedian and a not-so-good guitarist I've gotta say it... I love you man
That morphious clip made me laughing 😂 I used to to that to my bros as a younger lad when watching the trilogies.
i feel like he's most funny when its unintentional
which is great
Pure Freaking Genius
I'm only doing my favorites:
Death: angry gore noises
Black: ALL HAIL SATAN
Thrash: only blackened thrash
Heavy: not heavy enough
Folk: violins go brrr
Power: dragons swords knights
Great vid, funny as f
Symphony totally killed me
I know right. I was half expecting badly done operatic vocals, but the dying noises got me.
The uncut guitar string really adds to the video. 10/10.
Industrial: Nanomachines, son
Wake me up part was so accurate lol
The Symphonic Metal one made me have to pause for a solid minute. When I tell you I was WHEEZING. 😂😂😆😆
1:32 cool breakdown of deathcore
Black metal: "misanthropic" trendy boy.
That SHIRT !!!!!! I WANNIT
I miss tech death and avantgarde metal but I must say that I believed during every single example you were absolutely nailing it spontaneously. Who TF needs a script if they can improvise like that?
Power Metal: RAISE MY SWOOOOOORD
Drinking the beer 😂
Thrash: WE LIVE SOCIETY
Death: BRUTAL GORE C*M
Trad: LEATHER HIGH VOICE
Doom: WE GONNA DIE
Power: FIGHT THE DRAGON
Deathcore: POSING HAIRCUT WHINY
Black: BURN CHURCH DOWN
Prog: TECHNICAL WANKERY RULES
Djent: ZERO ZERO ONE
Induistrial: TOUGH TECHNO ATHEISM
Goth/Alternative: SEXY VAMPIRES GLOOMY
Metalcore: BREAKDOWN VOCAL CHORDS
Groove: RACIST MACHO BIKER
Symphonic: OPERA EPIC AHHHHHHHHHH
Melodeath: BRUTAL BUT SENSITIVE
Nu: HATE MY FAMILY
Folk: TRADITION BEER LAD
Hair: ANDROGYNOUS PARTY ANIMAL
Grindcore: ALL COPS BASTARDS
1:28 this is my new ringtone
2:33 *nerd emoji activated*
Goth is not a subgenre of metal but of rock. It is, so to speak, the spiritual successor of post punk. The gothic in gothic metal is not goth but refers to gothic in the literary sense.
Dont be hasty lmaooo😂
You're hilarious 😂
So funny beanley 🤘
2:33 Eyo this kinda slapped ngl
Thrash: We’re Christians, Actually
Death: World of Warcraft
Trad: Uh… Okay Boomer
Doom: Slowmo Black Sabbath
Power: Dungeons And Dragons!
Deathcore: The Pig Says…
Black: Recorded in Shed
Prog: Music Major Metal
Djent: Messugah Cover Bands
Industrial: Kinky German Machines
Goth/Alternative: Goth Girl Titties
Metalcore: An Architects Riff
Groove: Thrash but Slower
Symphonic: Classical With Distortion
Melodeath: Death With Hooks
Nu: Edgy White Teenagers
Folk: We’re Actually Pirates
😂😂😂
I completely lost it at "I'm proud virgin"
Alternative to Grindcore:
LITERALLY. JUST. NOISE.
I am trying not to wake up my neighbours as I'm literally screaming, not just laughing.
awesome
Vulgar, stark and wicked lol. I fricken love that guitar ur playing btw Bradley. Thing is sick!! I love how u threw the Mariah Carey high c in there w the oaaaaaas! Lol
Killer guitar indeed. Solar type AB..