Squire | Top 5 Tanks | The Tank Museum
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- čas přidán 26. 07. 2024
- Squire, CZcamsr and lover of all things British, with upper lip stiffened, tongue firmly in cheek and ‘help' from his colleague Bill picks his ‘favourite’ vehicles from The Tank Museum collection in his own inimitable style.
It's all about opinions, so please feel free to agree or disagree in the comments below.
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Omg had a grin on my face the whole time! You and Bill killed it well done chaps!
Sup Phly! If they have you on next they will have covered all my favorite CZcamsrs!
Phly you must do one of these!!!
well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks
PhlyDaily I mean you're gonna be at tankfest they've gotta have you on right phly?
Heeey Phly!! When are you gonna have an episode?
"We the British invented the tank, so a tank is whatever we say it is!" Words to live by gents. Nicely done
I mean...he's not wrong...
DrakeMarvell first tank to see the trenches but I think the French actually made the first tank but didn’t know if it was combat capable or not
The British did not invent the tank
An Australian guy invented the tank in WW1 so its almost British.
@DjBalkoni "perfected them" X doubt
Tiger 131: [is a rare historical artifact that was captured through the brave efforts of British fighting men]
Squire: [beats with stick]
*engine breaks down*
@@ovencore2549 Nein hans! It's not a Ferdinand and there is no mountain with a steep 10 degree angle.... might wanna check the transmission though....
...and if we have ammo left....
...or fuel...
...why do I hear soviet engines???
@@ovencore2549 Verdammt Hans, Did you not repair transmission, this thing is a Panzerkwampfwagenvitigerausfurungh1, not a damn Leopard 2A7!
Also, didnt we have like 15 other tigers behind us a moment ago...
..........
.........
*I hear katyusha in the distance-*
Eh, it will be fine. It has thick armor
@@johnsatan117 does it think fast?
Love the B1 bis review:
Offline: "Thats a wonderful tank!"
Realize the cmera is on : "Let's bash it, else we would loose our british citizenship!"
:-D
"If anything its a Lesson,of what not to do"
*very angery A-38 Noises*
Thanks for having me. This was an incredibly serious video.
Was the service revolver required at any point in the video?
I see absolutely no issues with this...Whatsoever...
Yess, though I was surprised to not hear the euphonious strains of "Squidonia the Everlasting" in the background.
could have been better...ergo see you next time
Great video! I thoroughly enjoyed it. The Sherman Firefly was the best part.
Ah, the good old unbiased professional totally historical accurate tank review.
"Historically accurate tank reviews" like the movie _Kelly's Heroes_. (Enjoyed the movie greatly, Donald Sutherland was more memorable than Eastwood IMO.)
@@veralenora4033 good vibes
Indeed
😂😂😂😂
"Shoddy German craftsmanship." Man I could hear the engineers and workers who built these tanks turn over in their graves from here in the US.
so, do you have any idea who squire is yet?
@@biostalker4514 He prob don't understand Monty Python either ...
*The transmission is on fire!*
wont be too hard to hear them, the US probably took them after the war
Compared to the Abrams (or most other Tanks after about 1975) most Tanks of WW2 are Shoddy
3:13 - 'I need to hold your stick?'
'I BEG YOUR PARDON?'
LOL
Kudos to the Tank Museum for having a sense of humour and allowing this video.
That's not Squire. That's an imposter, the real Squire has a glorious British moustache with some tea in one hand and a service revolver in the other.
and saying yeeeeeeeeeeees every 30 seconds or so
@@DootDooty it young Squire before he grew his moustache out and got addicted to tea
War Fact. More German soldiers died laughing at the British Bison than were actually killed by it's armaments.
It has weapons
So its like Minthy Pythons deadlyest Joke?
One more war fact the Bison was also equipped with a loud Speaker where the crew told the joke that won the war!
"need to hold your stick"
"I beg your pardon!"
LMAO
You're interested in tank stuff aswell??? I thought u were just a train geek
Your interested in panzer kampfwagon
"The Documentary called: Kelly's Heroes" Wew
Well, that was an interesting and entertaining change of pace. You can't take these shows too seriously all the time.
Are you going to make a new video soon?
And we're over-due for one of yours!!
Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss, cherrio!
Next February 14th could you team up with Lindybeige once more for the Mark III Infantry Tank?
Hi
Had a good chuckle at this Squire, Honestly surprised the Churchill didn't show up.
Now why would you include the Churchil when the Bison is already covering that department? I shouldn't be surprised you got it backwards consindering you're a kiwi
Rather more upside-down, really
MagzTV
Churchill has been dead since 1965. But as a legend, he is still alive ;D
wow i saw Haigs, Many Miles, Phly, The_Chieftain, and Magz in the same comment section
The Churchill didn’t show up because it was too slow to get there in time.
3:28 "If that got hit, I'd be out of there in 5 seconds flat," of course you would. That armor is so flimsy, you'd be able to crawl out of the massive hole the enemy shell put through the front plate! Hell, the turret might've come off; a perfect escape hatch.
'They got back together' 7:44. Priceless!
That was my favorite part as well. Coming to Bill's defense there wasn't she?
Everyone start petitioning Gaijin so that they add the Bison to British Tech Tree.
Benoit Bvg tier 5, needs to be invincible obviously and the .30e Enfield rifle as we well know can defeat any German armour
Yes the .303 round was so powerful that whole panzer divisions would retreat at the sight of a Lee Enfield, let alone a Bren gun
There's also the German Bison: 150mm gun on a Panzer 1
You know what was more scarey a maus super hevey tank can destroy anything in 1-3 shots of its 250mm gun and its 100mm machine gun and todays tanks 4-6 shots main gun 25shots back then with mg and around 100shots now days
@@kristenskase8951 nah m8 the bison would destroy the maus any day
Number 5 biggest complain should be
"it's German"
I know yet he still didn't discriminate against the French?
@@thatrandomeliteultra1158 vive la fence
@Mazen Shihadah what does that mean
I literally expected that haha
@@sol2544 damn those Germans.
*"It's called Firefly because it's rear end GLOWS in the dark"*
*Bruh.mp3*
*X = Doubt*
*"Seins"* (meme man)
When it fires it does it really well.
Aha! A face that fits well with the handsome and articulate voice of the Squire!
Who’s the short guy with the stick?
Exactly, i thought the blond guy was squire fits his voice more.
Squire is like 2ft nah jk but he is really small, I met him and phly at the same time
Not enough "Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss"
Yeeeeeeeessssssssss
I most enjoyed Bill's "performance" with the Firefly.
Yeeeeeeeesssss
Not enough use of "Bbbbritish" either, sadly.
A man of many talents!
My boi, i've been waiting so long for this
So... did they get you to do one too?
me to lmao
Fancy meeting you here Haigs
Fancy seeing you here! And you Miles :)
well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks
He forgot to mention that not a single Bison has been lost to enemy fire in history!
German soldier: look at that!
*bison rolls down the street
German soldier 2: whack
Shitposting in the tank museum 😂👌👌👌
Couldn't sum it up better myself...
Harhar
Is it weird to be aroused by an accent?
this is the only one that does it for me
czcams.com/video/WkfPN7cYH48/video.html
I'm never living that down, am I :D
Not really.
Although I wouldn't have picked this one...
Myself I'm partial to girls speaking Norwegian with an Swedish accent.
No :D
PhlyDaily That was golden!!! I’m on the ground laughing!!!
A wiseman once said, "Anything can be a weapon."
A wise *British* man once said, "Anything can be a tank." ;)
Awesome video!
Everyone is like:
“OMG SQUIRE SHOWED HIS FACE!”
Only true Squire fans will know that his face was in his old videos.
He is also in a few Door Monster videos, as well.
And bill had a beard
Squire in The Tank Museum? Yes...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
even ur profile pic says satisfaction
I simply love Squires over the top gentleman accent and his confidence in British military supremacy,its so entertaining
- it is called the firefly for the very precise reason ..
- right
- get this
- yeah
- it's rear end
- right
- glows
- no ..
- in the dark
- no.. noo.. no..
I laughed way harder than i should've xD
I'm offended about the bison
It stops infantry aswell
Yes sir!
@@yamameeven967 Only one tank better than the Bison, and that's the Bison Crocodile. - Frying tonight - Fritz
wow... Squire looks NOTHING like I imagined he would be XD
I thought he is like 42.
He did a face reveal long ago when we was really young
I was shocked, I say, Shocked, to discover a very British clean-shaven face instead of an even more British mustache!
Sun_skimmer 89 agreed
the Indisposable lol
:D :D :D Brilliant.
Loved the Char bit.
"For its time, it's actually very well designed."
"Influenced the M3 Lee."
"Ah...ehm..."
"French!"
"What a piece of junk!"
"The documentary film Kelly's heroes", love that tongue in cheek humour!
04:22 :
"Because we're an un-biased channel..."
Each time Squire says this, it just makes me giggle like mad. X-D
04:37:
47 mm, Squire. 47. :-)
Squire is awesome and so was this. I bet there's a whole bunch of people that didn't get the joke getting all butthurt in the comments haha.
Herbert Erpaderp
Hi
Herbert erpaderp!!! I'm a huge fan of your channel,
I love you herpa
"The documentary film Kelly's hero's"
This is the most unbiased, British pick of Top 5 tanks, absolutely brilliant! The Bison looks like the thing that would stop the Pearl Harbor attack if the American got one.
American Version: the Amphibious Bison!
*Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
Foo-Foo Cuddlypoops YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I demand, repeat, DEMAND, to known Mr. Bean's top five tanks.
He's a race driver: the Leopard
The minigun minicooper.
Its like the minigun prius but a minicooper instead
Such a fine professional video! Only a Brit could pull it off! Entertaining, informative and witty! Jolly good! New subscriber!
It was a fun introduction to a channel I didn't know about but a subject I like to learn about. I'm looking forward to watching and learning from here on! Also thanks for the like.
"This is a professional video."
Finally someone's giving some love for the ultimate best tank of WW2, the MIGHTY TETRARCH!
Szalami the boche would run at the very mention of its name
My wife's car is bigger than the Tetrarch!
The Duke of Norton not difficult really.
Wrong, the best tank was very clearly the TOG II*. Did you know that the TOG was so fast it could go at walking pace?
Just a question, is that a small glass cabin at the top for a viewing port?
Can't believe how subjective people are being. I don't enjoy all of Squires humour, however it obviously pleases a large amount of people, an audience of probably 200,000 odd majority young males. We're talking a rather large portion of young people who have an interest in military history, damn well important to include them really.
So it's very surprising to see a few people acting nasty because they didn't like this chaps humour. It feels out of place for what should be a friendly welcoming channel.
the Documentary film "Kelly's Hero's" great way to start off. lol Now I need to find your channel.
"Unbiased"
Nyeesssssss
Unbiased
Serious lack of mustache, strange 1800s gang clothes, and tounge in cheek humor. Squire at his finest! Although really...shouldn't he have been wearing some Great War pilot's clothing? :D
I agree, Squire needs a mustache. I know they're itchy, but do it for King and Country.
Huzzah!!
I'm only 2 minutes in and i can already tell this will be a video of much greatness, Yesss, we can trust in squire to give us a video of total fact's fortitude and general Brrritishness, carry on !
Actually the best tank of the war was obviously the BOB SEMPLE
Exactly none were ever killed in combat
Had to look it up as I’d never heard of a Bob Semple tank and wow it looks like a bulldozer with a garden shed dumped on top. Than I read that it basically was! xD
Bloody kiwis. 😂
Any potential history viewers?
@@Byeer_123 Spirit Animal
"The crew got out, joined the Royal Tank Regiment. Got themselves some proper training. "
I'M DEAD. THAT KILLED ME.
plhydaily (tankdaily) is gona visit this year cant wait
really? is it confirmed by both parties?
Count Gustav Phly said he was visiting at some point this year.
Tankdaily hurts man
It hurts my soul
heard he didn't want to in a stream after this was uploaded though :/
what? why would this dicourage him?
Squire....your a funny chap. Finally get to see the man behind the voice. Yes...yessssssss
When he's talking about Kelly's heroes he says there's a French building in the way to the left and to the right if I remember right there was a tree in the way to the left not a French building...
Like if you love Kelly's heroes!
I caught the same mistake.
I have the DVD. I watched it dozens of times...good catch mate
Masters of disguise the French Resistance and thin buildings that look like trees.
The downvotes are from very serious military historians who cannot accept that someone dared make a non-serious video at the tank musuem?
Excellent CZcamsr and the most magnificent suits to ever have been featured on the channel. :D
I find the lack of tea in this video concerning
I like how the others reviewed tanks logically while Squire reviewed his in a *Legendary* way
6:08 im not british but that still put a smile on my face
I'm not sure what's funnier the video itself or people who don't know Squire angry because of his ''bias'' or lack of ''technical'' info in the video.
He is a parody in extreme exaggeration of some of the thinking process that the British had during the war and that was obsolete for the times.
I recommend this video from him
czcams.com/video/3nEUyfRSL8k/video.html
João Victor Daijo it's the angry people who don't know squire
Lmao "that's when the crew got out and joined the RTR and got some proper training" 😂😂😂
Actually in Kelly’s heroes, there is a tree to the left.
(Sees squire in the title) "Hmmm yes this is going to be a good video time to put on the tea"
this is.. so.. BRITISH!
marvelous.
Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can watch the battle.
They had one with back facing driver (like the S tank)
Harhar, I didn't know this joke. Thanks. (I think that's also true for Italian tanks...)
Duco, it most certainly is NOT true for Italian tanks! Running away is too much work; it's much easier just to change sides. :-P
1701spacecadet let's ask the germans,after they got the last french defender at dunkerke they had plenty of english tanks for free, they also surely found some burned french tank that had no more fuel and so the crew had to quickly reposisionate if they didn't wanted to get caught
matt
French defenders in France???? How absurd.... The British should have most definitely had stood still and waged battle in a country that just got steamrolled by the wehrmacht. Doesn't make sense that they would tactically withdraw in order to defend their own country and come back and save the French at a later date.
I didn't know a CZcams channel like this existed! I'm now subscribed to the both of you, where i can watch awesome videos, about awesome tanks.
Came here from the latest 'Bottom 5' from this duo. they look so young, especially Bill with short hair, and it was produced only four years ago; they grow up fast the youth of today :)
Little know fact. 'Bison' is Brummie talk for what we Southern Softies call a 'basin'
Thank god, no bloody french tanks.
Oh wait
oh, for gods sake.
they are French
squire prefered the b1 to the tiger, that tells a lot!
It's not the real Squire!!!
nope its him, you would dare to say that squire was wrong??!
matt it's obviously a fake one, he isn't drinking tea and polishing his magnificent mustache
Can we have a proper episode on the tetarch?
that would be really fun!
I'm working on it. I've obtained the operator's manual, and plan on hitting it on my next filming session in Bovington, whenever that is.
The_Chieftain excellent, hopefully sooner rather than later
Great! =)
The Tetrarch is one of my favorite tanks in War Thunder =)
I don't know how realistic their modelling of the tank is.
In there the turret turns bloody slow.
But since you can turn the whole tank really fast just using the tracks that doesn't really matter much.
And it's fast as a lightning in there.
Of course its reverse is typically british (aka non-existing)...
Its solid shot rounds isn't too bad for the tanks it faces at that battle rating,
As for the real world, I imagine that it would have been a decent tank for the early war.
Relatively cheap to make, don't require a large crew.
Fast to move around to flank enemy tanks.
And quite a few of the german tanks where panzer 1 and panzer 2s anyway.
Also, it's so bloody small that you can hide it pretty much anywhere.
And as we all know, the one who gets the first shot usually wins in a tank battle, and the tetrarch can move into positions the enemy don't expect and then hide there probably giving it that advantage quite often.
Of course once it *does* get shot by anything with real armor-penetration it doesn't stand much of a chance with its "paper" armor...
Luredreier, the Tetrarch got used mainly for amphibious invasions and airborne operations as far as I know, it was just a tank to have a tank, not something useful against other tanks.
Was great seeing you at tankfest, it’s so awesome rewatching this video and knowing where each of those tanks are and what else was around😀
8:10 had me dying laughing! thorny, thorny sharp, ATTACKING! I LOVE SQUIRE
ah! a surprise Squire episode!
*checks uploader*
ah... well, still counts.. MYEESSSSSSSSSS
Squire looks like a character from Peaky Blinders
2:16 “Shoddy German craftsmanship.”
I died laughing
Squire, According to the subtitles your name is "Molly" haha.
Squire? Bill?, Oh what more could you want.
Where squire lives?
Tanks, yeeeess. Tanks.
Making so few of his own videos he's now making them for other channels
Nice to see young lads with such interests.
I enjoyed every single moment of this. Exelant work lads!!! bloody well done.
This was amazing. Would’ve been perfect if it was David Fletcher pushing them out
I think Fletcher is a bit too old and brittle for that. However, his mustache could handle them both with ease.
Finally, a video where I actually learn something. Today I’ve learned that Tiger tanks are a massive engineering flaw. The smaller the tank, the better. British and Americans make the best couples. France..... And concrete is the best armour.
This is so British that my computer started quoting Churchill.
Friendly Fire Gaming
//startup_
/weshallfightthemonthelandinggrounds_
I loved it! Classic Squire! Love you videos! The humor is dry, witty and well British! The Bison being your #1 pick was hilarious!
Don't get some of the hate, Squire is ever some good fun! And I'm american!
SQUIRE AND BOOTLESS BILL. HAHAHAHAHA
Spit_flyer lol
"Want me to hold your stick?"=}
It helps to be raised in England, so one can appreciate the sarcastic humour. The Squire reminds me a bit of the singer of Madness. Cheers.
MHV or Bismarck next?
(I know Bis is an aiviation guy, but I think that would make it very interesting)
Username 122748909298443 The Imperial War Museum should do videos like these of their own and invite Bis
R. Lam yeah
Username 122748909298443 I
both great both arian
AnteKami - sama ehhmm - right...
It's not easy to transition to from voice-over, I liked this effort and wish them both well.
Squire was doing a bit of satire to some of teh tanks, like he does on his own channel. Enjoyed this a lot and I love Squire's channel.
Squire is speaking how he speaks in his British films
I have no idea who these daft buggers are, but I'm subscribing post haste!
Bravo!
Slade you won't regret it
The War Thunder community is generally filled with some pretty smart people.
I was ready to dislike this non serious "top 5". But I got curious and found I like their style of humor. So thumbs up. Glad I found a new creator!
3:54 The internet’s opinion on the Char B circa 2009 - 2018
4:05 The internet’s opinion on the Char B circa 2019 - present
squire needs a British style moustach, like the one thoses RAF pilots have during WW2
Yeeeeeees, not enough "Yeeeeeeeees." In this video. I must admit this isn't squires finest video but a video with him is welcome.
I swear all this is missing is a fancy mustache and a fine cup of tea.
Try the channel The Spiffin Brit.
2:30 mark, "you won't get roadside assistance."
Why, did not the Wehrmacht pay its cell phone bills?
Squire, you have outdone yourself! My paroxisms of laughter concerned the cats who own me.
A thousand thanks to you, your friend, and the museum.
So many people complaing. How dare the tank museum try and make a comedic video right? Top tip, if you wanna watch Mr Fletcher talk, go watch tank chats