The Great Toyota War

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  • @Mixer2904
    @Mixer2904 Před 4 lety +6267

    Toyota: fast, cheap, all terrain purpose, low fuel consuming.
    Also Toyota: It doesn't come with machine gun, we sell those separately.

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin Před 4 lety +251

      The uparmor kits also come separately.

    • @joeblow9657
      @joeblow9657 Před 4 lety +140

      It's not gambling its a surprise gaming mechanic

    • @julianpichardo5045
      @julianpichardo5045 Před 4 lety +26

      Joe Blow its a feature

    • @patrick8116
      @patrick8116 Před 4 lety +67

      The included machine gun version is only sold to third world countries.

    • @informitas0117
      @informitas0117 Před 4 lety +55

      Reliability is also very important for military operations, something toyota has a lot of.

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 Před 2 lety +3400

    “The Chadians discovered that when driving 100kmph they didn’t trigger the landmines”
    What a Chad.

    • @akshayrao9483
      @akshayrao9483 Před 2 lety +118

      All thanks to Toyota .

    • @minhtran7431
      @minhtran7431 Před 2 lety +226

      I think it did detonate but the car was too fast so they avoided the explosion. The not detonating was probably an exaggeration

    • @flame5170
      @flame5170 Před rokem +65

      Yeah there was about a 3 second time delay from the triggering of the mine to detonation. The mine blew up but for the most part, the car went so fast it was clear of the blast.

    • @carlsonraywithers3368
      @carlsonraywithers3368 Před rokem +95

      ​@@minhtran7431Holy shit! Imagine just some guy standing on the back of a toyota truck just speeding away and landmines exploding behind him while he shoots a tank. Absolute Chad right there

    • @SouthsideEnglewoods
      @SouthsideEnglewoods Před rokem +5

      ​@@carlsonraywithers3368 😅

  • @GunShocka
    @GunShocka Před 2 lety +1952

    I like how Toyota doesn't like to put their cars in street racing games due to them wanting to preserve an image, but they have a whole line of trucks symbolically represented in warfare and rebellion.

    • @nikola_tomic
      @nikola_tomic Před rokem +151

      Different marketing approach, that's all 😎

    • @jezuscrust7458
      @jezuscrust7458 Před rokem +58

      It’s that imperialism in they blood

    • @donorbro4165
      @donorbro4165 Před rokem +22

      mk4 Supra has entered the chat

    • @pizzadahut6073
      @pizzadahut6073 Před rokem +30

      War’s more profitable

    • @cephalonsimaris4395
      @cephalonsimaris4395 Před rokem

      Can’t really control whether or not your cars are bought by in China and then sold to terrorists

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 Před 4 lety +4477

    Disclaimer: *Machine gun sold separately*

  • @vincentmalab3289
    @vincentmalab3289 Před 4 lety +3586

    Experts: Toyota is not designed for war.
    Toyota: but i was born for it.

    • @TomCouger
      @TomCouger Před 4 lety +74

      BANZAIIII!!!!!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 4 lety +47

      they do own a stake in Mitsubishi, a major manufacturer of military hardware and weapons systems

    • @stuarthunter2923
      @stuarthunter2923 Před 4 lety +19

      Toyota BJ: Hilux, Landcruiser.... I'm proud of you guys

    • @angryzombie8088
      @angryzombie8088 Před 4 lety +25

      Fact: Toyota made transport truck for Imperial Japanese Army in WW2.

    • @miguelalvarez4202
      @miguelalvarez4202 Před 4 lety +6

      And Casio
      Casio: stop make bombs

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th Před 4 lety +4632

    “Do you have a cavalry unit?”
    “....Technically”

    • @keraman
      @keraman Před 4 lety +101

      Tanks are technically cavalry so are armoured vehicles

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 Před 4 lety +78

      @@keraman technical-ly. But also really though they perform the same battlefield function as dragoons

    • @conradovillegasalvarado6392
      @conradovillegasalvarado6392 Před 4 lety +1

      @PATRIOT HAM the hell dude

    • @ernestasjarmak9884
      @ernestasjarmak9884 Před 4 lety

      @PATRIOT HAM if you tried something similar today you'd get your ass blown to shit. Everyone in the world would, actually.

    • @fuzzyhair321
      @fuzzyhair321 Před 4 lety +4

      @@keraman helicopters are by tradition nkw

  • @BigHankyMST
    @BigHankyMST Před 3 lety +795

    family of a chadian: i hope he comes home safely
    chadian: lets see how fast i can drive over a mine

  • @Touhid
    @Touhid Před 3 lety +1617

    Toyoda = ♾ , Quality, Reliability & reasonable price.
    _Simple_

    • @reeeec
      @reeeec Před 3 lety +6

      *toyota

    • @LoneWolf-fk2xr
      @LoneWolf-fk2xr Před 3 lety +68

      @@reeeec Toyoda, it actually how Japanese pronounce.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Před 3 lety +36

      @@LoneWolf-fk2xr The D and T is basically the same letter in Japanese.
      The name of the family that developed the Toyota car, is called Toyoda. But when transcribing their name into the Latin alphabet, they chose Toyota as the name of the company.

    • @LoneWolf-fk2xr
      @LoneWolf-fk2xr Před 3 lety +10

      @@Tjalve70 I know, what I mean is when it come to Japanese they pronoun as Toyoda, just like BMW, most of us pronoun " BMW ".. But in Germany they pronoun BMV = it sound like "BM Vee".

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Před 3 lety +9

      @@LoneWolf-fk2xr That's because the German W is pronounced like the English V.
      And the German V is pronounced like the English F.

  • @MajorSpam
    @MajorSpam Před 4 lety +4804

    Imagine tanks getting zergrushed by literal chads on their Toyotas.

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 Před 4 lety +540

      Virgin Soviet T-72 vs Chad Toyota.
      Chad Toyota;
      Capable of holding up to 15 men with multiple weapon systems.
      Will go so fast it literally can't set off anti-vehicle mines.
      Kills tanks and aircraft just for fun.
      Dodges incoming attacks with ease.
      Thin skin means explosive shells wont detonate inside the vehicle.
      Cheap and easy to produce, pride and workhorse of any military.
      Virgin Libyan tank;
      Only crewed by three, has to compensate by carrying soldiers on it's engine deck and turret.
      Fat and slow, easily blown up by mines.
      Easily killed by literally everything, Toyota regularly makes fun of it for not being an effective fighting vehicle.
      Armor makes sure explosive shells detonate inside and kill entire crew.
      Cheap to produce, simple, and pride of Soviet military, still fails Libya miserably.

    • @dorobot05
      @dorobot05 Před 4 lety +83

      Toyotas, the Zerglings of war.

    • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
      @Big_E_Soul_Fragment Před 4 lety +96

      GLA players in C&C Generals be like:

    • @glenbarnier
      @glenbarnier Před 4 lety +61

      the virgin world superpower vs the chad chadian

    • @MainstreamPoPsucks3
      @MainstreamPoPsucks3 Před 4 lety +24

      Then the toyota pickups must have been equipped with some anti tank weapon I guess.

  • @derangedemu
    @derangedemu Před 4 lety +4936

    I have a 2001 Toyota Tacoma and my friends call it the “ISIS truck”

  • @hammerandpickle7390
    @hammerandpickle7390 Před 3 lety +1040

    African war: *exists*
    France: hey
    France: *want some air support?*

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 Před 3 lety +7

      Heheh

    • @TheoEvian
      @TheoEvian Před 3 lety +86

      Protecting national interests in every damn African conflict as hard as the purity of the French language at the Academy :D

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 3 lety +20

      France has a fetish of Helping Africans during a war

    • @kingvxv6438
      @kingvxv6438 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Nietabs you mean their resources 🤫

    • @peterthurman9384
      @peterthurman9384 Před 3 lety +7

      Look forward to going to france and 'colonizing' some shapely coeds, with my black self. Message: When you colonize someone, they colonize you back.

  • @sirtrigger6341
    @sirtrigger6341 Před 4 lety +2282

    Basically the French knew their Peugeots, Renaults and Citroens are rubbish so they supplied compact and reliable Japanese Toyotas 😂

    • @jigrodrigues
      @jigrodrigues Před 3 lety +212

      Actually Renaults and Peugeots of the 50's, 60's 70's and 80's precedeed Toyota as the work horses in Africa. Not joking, look it up. Even today, mainly inf former french colonies, you see Diesel Peugeots and Renaults with hundreds of thousands of miles. But the more recent ones yes, late 90's to now, are rubbish.

    • @jarlboof
      @jarlboof Před 3 lety +144

      @@jigrodrigues lmao what? A donkey is more reliable than a french car, old or new.

    • @miscreantwithinternetacces7370
      @miscreantwithinternetacces7370 Před 3 lety +24

      @@jarlboof nice name

    • @jarlboof
      @jarlboof Před 3 lety +22

      @@miscreantwithinternetacces7370thanks, you too.

    • @Taeerom
      @Taeerom Před 3 lety +39

      @@jarlboof The old Citroen Berlingos built on van chassis begs to differ. You can run them as workhorses for ages wihtout them braking down. And with the mileage they get and their initial cost compared to cars usually loved for their reliability (hilux, Subaru, Mercedes, and so on), you end up with loads of money left over for the occasional repair.
      2CV is also probably the most reliable car ever made (with significant competition from some of the old russians)
      The only issue with French cars (also works for FIAT) is that they are built for city driving, so they appear wimpy to a lot of customers. A small, weak, well tuned and high quality engine isn't going to wow anyone. Even if it is perfectly adequate to the driving they are meant to do. And it also means the cars are generally light - further improving the mileage and reliability.

  • @relph3867
    @relph3867 Před 4 lety +11079

    When your militaristic regime is beaten by some lads in a fackin ute from a place literally called chad

  • @prabijshrestha
    @prabijshrestha Před 4 lety +8801

    I am still wondering who was that first mad Chadian to drive his toyota over mines on 100km/h speed.

  • @ajaychoudhary9817
    @ajaychoudhary9817 Před 3 lety +718

    toyota accountants : **see 500 toyota pickup trucks being sold to some anonymous group in syria**
    also toyota's accountants : *it eesss what it eeesss*

    • @urbanwarchief
      @urbanwarchief Před 2 lety +20

      Least they know their base instead of appealing to indecisive hipsters bitching about world peace..... peace sells but who's buying?

    • @taxinvasion260
      @taxinvasion260 Před 2 lety +97

      "Buisness is boomin'"

    • @chachachaudhary391
      @chachachaudhary391 Před 2 lety +10

      These trucks were used market Toyota had no clue about em

    • @XVXC-M8
      @XVXC-M8 Před rokem +21

      @@chachachaudhary391 I wonder how toyota thinks about one of their most popular products is a staple in war to the point where the biggest armies in the world try to imitate them.

  • @jansenjunaedi4926
    @jansenjunaedi4926 Před 3 lety +854

    Who will win?
    - A formal arab and bedouin army equipped with russian latest equipments of the time
    - Chad militias riding toyotas with drive and gun tactics

    • @akunlama89
      @akunlama89 Před 3 lety +7

      *Berber

    • @autokid311
      @autokid311 Před 3 lety +64

      There’s a reason why they’re called chads

    • @user-ui3pw1ys3k
      @user-ui3pw1ys3k Před 3 lety +22

      They were not Arabs nor Bedouins , they were the regular Libyan army .

    • @mezzoedbey3802
      @mezzoedbey3802 Před 3 lety

      @@autokid311 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yaik7a
      @yaik7a Před 3 lety +7

      wasn't the latest, and they were untrained

  • @hamzaferoz6162
    @hamzaferoz6162 Před 4 lety +5367

    The Virgin Libyan vs The Chad Chadian

    • @budiariesanto7705
      @budiariesanto7705 Před 4 lety +83

      @Paden Conner bruh chad blue is diffrent

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV Před 4 lety +21

      @@bgcvetan what?!

    • @bgcvetan
      @bgcvetan Před 4 lety +15

      @@LOLquendoTV Ever heard of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV_trial_in_Libya , well one of his former minions confessed that Gaddafi ordered it.

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 Před 4 lety +125

      @Paden Conner Nah, Chad is secretly a Romanian colony. They just don't know it, and neither do the romanians.

    • @phillips9738
      @phillips9738 Před 4 lety +21

      @@alinalexandru2466 shhh quiet now.

  • @captinobvious4705
    @captinobvious4705 Před 4 lety +3409

    21st-century horse archers....

    • @louiscallahan3720
      @louiscallahan3720 Před 4 lety +260

      The Parthians have returned

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 Před 4 lety +215

      Still OP as ever

    • @Thatotter223
      @Thatotter223 Před 4 lety +146

      Never thought about it like this and my eyes are fucking opened LMAO

    • @austin9157
      @austin9157 Před 4 lety +32

      You know what.......

    • @Pavlos_Charalambous
      @Pavlos_Charalambous Před 4 lety +110

      In the Greek army light fighting vehicles are nicknamed light Cavalry ( like the ancient horse archers ) while tanks are called also heavy Cavalry ( like the medieval cataphracts ) since both are having the same mission and using the same tactics with their ancient counterparts
      As a matter of fact the official name for the tank in Greek military terminology is " τεθωρακισμένο άρμα μάχης" tethorakismeno arma maches literally " armoured battle chariot " !!

  • @andreykuzmin4355
    @andreykuzmin4355 Před 3 lety +203

    Chadians were the first to ride roads of Valhalla, all shiny and chrome.

  • @excellmahendra9331
    @excellmahendra9331 Před 3 lety +415

    Me: mom, we must buy tank.
    Mom: we have tank at home.
    Tank at home: the god damn hilux

  • @SpecialEDy
    @SpecialEDy Před 4 lety +3678

    "The Chadians discovered that when traveling 100km/hr, they didnt trigger the mines, and could roll straight up to the airstrip".
    Holy shit, thats the most badass thing Ive ever heard!

    • @billybbob18
      @billybbob18 Před 4 lety +144

      Somewhere in the world is a low swinging pair of *"'*# inside a small Japanese pickup.

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 Před 4 lety +80

      billybbob18 it wasn’t his foot laying on the pedal

    • @testarossalegatus-brynhild5246
      @testarossalegatus-brynhild5246 Před 3 lety +145

      real Chads

    • @adil9499
      @adil9499 Před 3 lety +100

      The most Chad move I ever heard in my entire life!

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 Před 3 lety +54

      Toyota: Let's go places

  • @FUCCOD
    @FUCCOD Před 4 lety +1173

    Toyota: we dont want the supra on illegal street racing games
    Us: what about hilux in wars?
    Toyota: never heard of it

    • @carholic-sz3qv
      @carholic-sz3qv Před 4 lety +44

      thats a good one mate

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 Před 4 lety

      2rawww lol

    • @datboi2250
      @datboi2250 Před 4 lety +2

      Imagine technicals made from other models of toyota. E.g. Supra

    • @AlineaEuros
      @AlineaEuros Před 4 lety +16

      Toyota representative was trolling, Toyotas weren't in racing games due to their exclusivity with sony.

    • @conesinker_4209
      @conesinker_4209 Před 4 lety +1

      Whatdaytalkingabeet

  • @griz8381
    @griz8381 Před 3 lety +434

    When the CIA declares you a terrorist but doesn’t send you a Toyota, a crate of AK47s and money

    • @HappyMexicano
      @HappyMexicano Před 3 lety +45

      As an active member of antifa, this is outrageous, where is my CIA agent with my supplies and my Toyota Hilux?? /s

    • @leastbloodthirstyneocon2776
      @leastbloodthirstyneocon2776 Před 3 lety +67

      @@HappyMexicano please no cia, i dont want soyboys on toyotas. Chads are the only one compatible for it. Its hard to imagine your local soyboy driving in these. With guns

    • @metalreignz6557
      @metalreignz6557 Před 2 lety

      @SjcE and vegan nuggets with leather texture

    • @metalreignz6557
      @metalreignz6557 Před 2 lety

      @SjcE it'll come in 3-4 bussiness but business don't exist in commie 😔

    • @electronium6378
      @electronium6378 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@HappyMexicanoninja antifa members pull up

  • @mohilhamraflijahja5024
    @mohilhamraflijahja5024 Před 2 lety +101

    "Just use Toyotas"
    -Sun Tzu Art of War

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Před 4 lety +3951

    So think, first some literal Chads just said 'fuck it' and drove as fast as possible into the minefield. And they accidentally discovered they could just outrun the explosions.

    • @davethebss
      @davethebss Před 3 lety +258

      the mad lads

    • @JWhiteley
      @JWhiteley Před 3 lety +164

      Hey! That sounds like my tactics when I encounter a minefield in Arma! If I drive fast enough, the mines won't go off...or something.

    • @david_flak3036
      @david_flak3036 Před 3 lety +38

      5:05 LOL.

    • @miscreantwithinternetacces7370
      @miscreantwithinternetacces7370 Před 3 lety +84

      @@JWhiteley The mines either can't detect something too light or the mines won't trigger unless the vehicle is on the mine for a certain amount of time

    • @olf7olf72
      @olf7olf72 Před 3 lety +48

      @@miscreantwithinternetacces7370 or they triger later so that they hit the middle of the tank and not the front edge

  • @thegreatestbaldeagle2999
    @thegreatestbaldeagle2999 Před 4 lety +2054

    How many civil wars in Africa do you want to support?
    The French: oui

    • @Baamthe25th
      @Baamthe25th Před 4 lety +37

      That's a war between two countries, though

    • @hydrolifetech7911
      @hydrolifetech7911 Před 4 lety +105

      @@Baamthe25th you should research the destruction France has been causing in Africa. Of all the brutal European colonial powers in Africa, Belgium is the worst followed by France in close second

    • @Baamthe25th
      @Baamthe25th Před 4 lety +16

      And maybe you should research it, and you wouldn't act like France is the same as Belgium cutting hands everywhere.
      Eitheir way, what does it have to do with what I said ? Oh, that's right, nothing

    • @hydrolifetech7911
      @hydrolifetech7911 Před 4 lety +49

      @@Baamthe25th I know what am talking about. France has supported several civil wars and coups and continues to meddle in the affairs of its former colonies

    • @Baamthe25th
      @Baamthe25th Před 4 lety +19

      You clearly don't.
      No one supports a civil war, at best, you support a side in a civil war, which means there's two factions at least. Who is to say who are the good guys, and who are the bad guys then ? Which means it's a local conflict with local actors. Or what, you think civil war magically pop up ?As for why France intervene, well, take the current operation in Mali; there's a very good reason, the local government asked for France's help.
      And since it's legally binding, France was forced to intervene
      But here you are, vaguely talking, and you're basically saying that because France is an actor in the region, every trouble in the region can be inputed to it. But that's not how the real world works, though.
      You could look at most of the examples since the decolonization period, and you would find a similar pattern, with a very gray situation, complex political issues
      But well, if I'm wrong, please, give an example with real proof.

  • @thanhvinhnguyento7069
    @thanhvinhnguyento7069 Před 3 lety +43

    "Before starting this fight let us thank our sponsor, toyota..."

    • @fa1con730
      @fa1con730 Před 2 lety +2

      Toyota are the only real winners in the Middle East you could say.

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- Před rokem

      @@fa1con730 for real tho😂

  • @sooryan_1018
    @sooryan_1018 Před 3 lety +49

    Takumi - I defeated nearly all my opponents in their superior cars using my old AE86
    Chadians - That's cute

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před 2 lety

      @Stargeneral410 yeah, but upto like 240hp if I'm correct

  • @madlad9822
    @madlad9822 Před 4 lety +1341

    Toyota: Build tough enough to survive a Central African conflict.

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man Před 4 lety +2352

    Toyota Hilux: According to Top Gear it’s immune to water, crashing into trees, fire and and being on the roof of building that’s being demolished. Landmines almost seem like a minor inconvenience.

    • @nothitler4327
      @nothitler4327 Před 4 lety +167

      makes you wonder why we ever spent so much developing the MRAP

    • @JAnx01
      @JAnx01 Před 4 lety +98

      @@nothitler4327
      1962: V-150 Gage Commando - excellent amphibious armored car
      1983: HMMWV - unarmoured death trap
      2007: MRAP...
      Progress?

    • @aidantuckwell9191
      @aidantuckwell9191 Před 4 lety +127

      I own the same model and its true. The era they were built in was a golden age for japanese cars for various economic reasons and so japanese car makers adopted a strategy of over-engineering. This is why you can do things like make absurd power on stock japanese engine blocks of the time. Add to this that the technology of the time was... Id call it the apex of simple engineering. For example the diesel hilux has no ECU. The battery is only used to heat the glow plugs and crank the engine on start up. After that it will just go. Its why top gear was able to keep it running despite all the abuse. At its heart its simple and well made

    • @Max200012
      @Max200012 Před 4 lety +1

      Sauce on that?

    • @bandombeviews6035
      @bandombeviews6035 Před 4 lety +44

      Aidan Orisit The 90s for japanese cars was probably the best era ever, even better than the 50s and 60s for America cars. You had the makes-1000-hp-on-stock-internals supra, extremely advanced yet reliable tech on the R34 and 3000GT, and more legends, like the mazda miata, MR2 turbo, RX7, etc. Plus, that era made what is possibly the most reliable car ever made, the Camry, the unkillable hilux, and more. And that isn’t even considering the amazingly weird JDM exclusive oddities

  • @guillermoelnino
    @guillermoelnino Před 3 lety +97

    if they were using fords instead of toyotas no one would have to fight them. they'd never get to the battlefield.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Před 3 lety +6

      No point in using fords if there aren't any rivers.

  • @youngwolf869
    @youngwolf869 Před 4 lety +213

    Hay i am from chad here everyone know about this war and this is one of the rare occasion of national unity in our history.
    edit:sorry for my english

    • @crimson7676
      @crimson7676 Před 3 lety +20

      Thats incredible! Outstanding move Chad!
      Thank you for the perspective!

    • @amreshkal
      @amreshkal Před 3 lety +3

      Fuck you this was pure luck and even though we are in a civil war because of how shit your country is Chadians still come to Libya to live and work

    • @amreshkal
      @amreshkal Před 3 lety +3

      And this is fake the French helped you so much

    • @windoak2113
      @windoak2113 Před 3 lety +35

      Amr Alwalid damn dude who hurt yo- *sees Libyan flag* someone’s angry 😂

    • @Daniel-jm7ts
      @Daniel-jm7ts Před 3 lety +7

      @@amreshkal are u really mad about your country lost some useless desert?

  • @rouymalic4463
    @rouymalic4463 Před 4 lety +2361

    Reallifelore: Toyota Corolla
    Feature History: *Toyota War!!!*

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Před 4 lety +24

      I'M EXCITED for when CA finally makes a modern Total War game, i hope they call it TOYOTAl War

    • @senpaisanchoyt5225
      @senpaisanchoyt5225 Před 4 lety

      What's ur profile pic?

    • @sill5876
      @sill5876 Před 4 lety +2

      Toyota War is real term...

    • @chesterpanda
      @chesterpanda Před 4 lety +1

      2000th like 👍

    • @georgedoolittle7574
      @georgedoolittle7574 Před 4 lety

      US Government volks kill Americans via Toyota "accidents" all the time and going on decades. The same said be true of Boeings.

  • @gralinho1693
    @gralinho1693 Před 4 lety +2546

    Yep, I'm installing a machine gun on 2005 Corolla.

    • @Combine1331
      @Combine1331 Před 4 lety +176

      The car would last longer than the machine gun.

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 Před 4 lety +114

      @@shinjidonohue4646 _Multi-Conflict Drifting?!_

    • @flipmanlet8982
      @flipmanlet8982 Před 4 lety +33

      @@shinjidonohue4646 i'll put a ZU-23-2 AA gun on a Ford F250 with a Mark-1 Plumbing sticker just like on the news

    • @shinjidonohue4646
      @shinjidonohue4646 Před 4 lety +7

      @@flipmanlet8982 you scare me

    • @wangsheng_official
      @wangsheng_official Před 4 lety +21

      Damn
      Guess I'll arm my Toyota Hiace with GAU-8 cannons

  • @charlesmayberry2825
    @charlesmayberry2825 Před 4 lety +90

    I own a 1980s Hilux, and that truck, is tough as nails. I've abused it, taken it places it shouldn't have been, launched it in the air more than a few times, over rough terrain... It just doesn't quit, and the few times something did go wrong, it was always incredibly easy to fix it.

    • @klo1679
      @klo1679 Před rokem +5

      I have the early 2000s version, and it will go anywhere, so anything, and take any abuse you throw at it. Sure it doesn’t go very fast, but load it up, and it still doesn’t go very fast, but it will get you there every time

    • @Someone-hc8yi
      @Someone-hc8yi Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's just Toyotas in a nutshell

  • @mcvgs1780
    @mcvgs1780 Před 4 lety +194

    This just proves how great Japanese engineering is when it comes to cars.

    • @syntheseyez3577
      @syntheseyez3577 Před 3 lety +19

      Not just cars either

    • @walangchahangyelingden8252
      @walangchahangyelingden8252 Před 2 lety +11

      Not just cars it seems. People love doing it, they have opportunities to do so. I'm pretty sure the whole world would be engineering-centered if given a chance.

    • @flyingbanshee8592
      @flyingbanshee8592 Před 2 lety +6

      Nah, German engineering is much better

    • @SpeedyKhaled
      @SpeedyKhaled Před 2 lety +4

      @H Tran DEUSTCH ENGINEERING IS INTERSTELLAR

    • @-nightraider-1169
      @-nightraider-1169 Před rokem

      @@flyingbanshee8592Not really

  • @xxAnaconta
    @xxAnaconta Před 4 lety +1549

    Could Mongolia be hoarding millions upon million of Toyotas anticipating the right moment to unleash it's hordes upon the Asian steppes?

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 4 lety +105

      as poorly run as the PLA, especially in the countryside, they'd probably make it halfway to Shanghai

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 4 lety +193

      Winged Hussars 2: Toyota Boogaloo

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 Před 4 lety +57

      Arthas Menethil I really really doubt that the second largest army on earth would be defeated by mongolia (if you give it the millions upon millions of Toyota’s tho that might change a thing or two)

    • @mahogany7712
      @mahogany7712 Před 4 lety +74

      The Golden Horde Part2: Electric Toyota Bogaloo

    • @justyouraveragefluff2298
      @justyouraveragefluff2298 Před 4 lety +24

      Hope so, someone needs to check china

  • @jason2hu19
    @jason2hu19 Před 4 lety +1246

    Toyota: Let's Invade Places

  • @blankblank1949
    @blankblank1949 Před 3 lety +50

    Remember when Top Gear tried to kill a HIlux and they failed miserably.

  • @bilalbenali5185
    @bilalbenali5185 Před 3 lety +122

    Proud of being Chadian, RIP 😢 of all our brave soldiers in this war. Thank God we have won this war.

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 Před 3 lety +41

      It unimaginable for a country literally named chad to lose a war anyways.

    • @taysachs6951
      @taysachs6951 Před 2 lety +9

      And despite all this there are Chadians currently in Libya serving the very man who lead these armies against their country.

    • @ahmedreads1794
      @ahmedreads1794 Před 2 lety +23

      @@taysachs6951 they're a minority. Vast majority of Chadians even living in Libya are not pro-libya

    • @ahmedreads1794
      @ahmedreads1794 Před 2 lety +4

      @AlGaddafi1969 how binary is your thinking for you to conclude its either or

    • @juliovc5630
      @juliovc5630 Před 4 měsíci

      ¿Is your jaw square and your muscles massive?

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 Před 4 lety +1643

    The new Total War game looks interesting:
    TOYOTAL WAR!!!

  • @suggestiveguy
    @suggestiveguy Před 4 lety +1004

    "i saw a corolla just ram into a prius without any remorse it...it just hit his fuel tank and they both exploded it was...it was terrible"-Toyota Hilux

    • @MoonBeamLaser
      @MoonBeamLaser Před 4 lety +35

      Ignore the bullet holes in both of them!

    • @boeing747-8
      @boeing747-8 Před 4 lety +2

      Hilux lived to see another lifetime, since they just won't die.

    • @samthecar
      @samthecar Před 4 lety +6

      Cars are getting hostile, a tough time, just saw a Tesla get beaten by a GMC Yukon, rough world.

    • @Toyota--Camry
      @Toyota--Camry Před 4 lety +4

      It was terrifying, I was with Toyota Hilux that day

    • @boeing747-8
      @boeing747-8 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Toyota--Camry
      Me, the US-Canada version of the Hilux, the Tacoma, it was odd to see my brother.

  • @josephkhorta3487
    @josephkhorta3487 Před 4 lety +88

    When hunnic tactics are being used centuries later

  • @deeperthantheabyss624
    @deeperthantheabyss624 Před rokem +33

    I remember playing C&C: Generals
    then choosing the Global Liberation Army (GLA) faction (basically rebels lol) and spamming technicals to early rush enemy bases
    It was cheap reliable and strangely effective.

    • @jadeorbigoso5212
      @jadeorbigoso5212 Před rokem +2

      Also buying some RPG Troopers and Suicide bombers

    • @softback132
      @softback132 Před 11 měsíci

      with Anthrax soldiers and RPG troopers

  • @somedrunkbloke5469
    @somedrunkbloke5469 Před 4 lety +1540

    So basically the word "cavalry" evolved into what we call now as "technicals"

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 Před 4 lety +31

      Yes

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 Před 4 lety +3

      200 likes !

    • @AAAAAA-zw7oh
      @AAAAAA-zw7oh Před 3 lety +60

      Light cavalry*

    • @Delta_rocket
      @Delta_rocket Před 3 lety +48

      Technically (no pun intended) they aren't cavalry but a sub division of cavalry

    • @greengoblin876
      @greengoblin876 Před 3 lety +5

      Well, Technically there is no such word as "Calvalry" good try though.

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978

    2000 years in the future:
    Interstellar rebels use ancient Toyota Hilux for guerilla warfare against government forces of planet earth.

    • @alexisvillanueva1570
      @alexisvillanueva1570 Před 4 lety +149

      Toyota Space Military
      Hilux Special Forces
      Toyota Hilux Marines

    • @nton8057
      @nton8057 Před 4 lety +15

      You just have mars rebeld in Toyotas with rocket engines

    • @izrrr4785
      @izrrr4785 Před 4 lety +3

      Sauce for your profile?

    • @sairaskynx2247
      @sairaskynx2247 Před 4 lety +2

      This reminds me of ArmA 3 Offroads

    • @therealslimshady3662
      @therealslimshady3662 Před 4 lety +1

      @Hentai is an Art he's probably out of a job rn because social distancing and shit

  • @axetonamillb5121
    @axetonamillb5121 Před 3 lety +39

    Chad: "I need cavalry"
    France: "there's cavalry at home"
    The cavalry at home

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Před 4 lety +45

    The literal equivalent of horse archers in the modern day.

  • @anantissar4028
    @anantissar4028 Před 4 lety +748

    Children: Dream for a Lamborghini
    Men: Dream for a Ferrari
    Legends:Dream for a TOYOTA

    • @sir.v3x403
      @sir.v3x403 Před 4 lety +12

      2jz go zuttt dooo doo

    • @Combine1331
      @Combine1331 Před 4 lety +13

      When terrorists approve driving Toyota in Africa, I approve too.

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un Před 4 lety +2

      Gods: Dream for a Warthog

    • @Combine1331
      @Combine1331 Před 4 lety +3

      @Texan Distributist Anyway, man. I was joking but my point was - you don't see Fiat, Dacia, VW, AUDI and other vehicles in wars, especially in Africa.

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t Před 4 lety +2

      Anant Issar
      Soon. The Asian will achieve their dream of operating a Mobile Suit, complete with beam rifle and A.T. Field.

  • @thepepchannel7940
    @thepepchannel7940 Před 4 lety +918

    “The Chadians discovered that when driving 100km/h, the mines would not be triggered”
    Imagine what must’ve transpired for this to be discovered...

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf Před 4 lety +88

      The Pep Channel truth or dare that went right

    • @thepepchannel7940
      @thepepchannel7940 Před 4 lety +20

      Alucard for the guy who hit 100, yea..

    • @kurukuru4120
      @kurukuru4120 Před 4 lety +55

      Maybe they drove over some road and only discovered afterwards that the road they took was filled with mine.

    • @Peanut3169.2
      @Peanut3169.2 Před 4 lety +13

      @@kurukuru4120 or they got told to take one for the team and just floor it ... oooorr someone who shouldve get killed went with 100 kmh ober a mine didnt die and then they were like god damn he didnt die how ? ... and so on

    • @kurukuru4120
      @kurukuru4120 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Peanut3169.2 That sounded more fun than mine does
      Unintentional puns

  • @ShadowcZ-pu9gl
    @ShadowcZ-pu9gl Před 3 lety +23

    5:08 “ sir , how are we going to get past their mine fields ? “
    “ We Ride ! “

  • @onegrumpyboi2914
    @onegrumpyboi2914 Před 3 lety +32

    NO!! U CANT JUST DRIVE OVER A MINEFIELD WITH TOYOTAS!!!
    chadians: haha hilux go nyoom

  • @odysseusthedrunk225
    @odysseusthedrunk225 Před 4 lety +1169

    So this is why the Toyota Toyotathon Summer Sales event never ends.

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able Před 4 lety +92

      Insurgent: What -40% off on a 2016 Toyota Hilux SWEET!!! I can put my ATGM on the back of that baby an call it a day.

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 Před 4 lety +63

      Salesman: _slaps the roof_ "This baby can hold so many RPG's!"

    • @rubenlopez3364
      @rubenlopez3364 Před 4 lety +11

      Thats most likely a dark truth if you really think about it

    • @leichterKampfer
      @leichterKampfer Před 4 lety +5

      @@slappy8941 you revived a classic meme

  • @SPAZTICCYTOPLASM
    @SPAZTICCYTOPLASM Před 4 lety +1567

    Ask yourself: does your favorite car company have a war named after it?

  • @aeronaut1906
    @aeronaut1906 Před 3 lety +32

    Toyota: Let's go places

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 Před 4 lety +75

    Chad is literally being a chad.

  • @nickwiora8214
    @nickwiora8214 Před 4 lety +315

    private: "sir there's a mine field blocking our vehicles access to the Air strip"
    commander: "damn we have to really think about our next move, maybe we-"
    14 year old private passing them after discovering what happens when you dump clutch:
    *GAS GAS GAAAAAS*

    • @WeCube1898
      @WeCube1898 Před 7 měsíci

      Deja Vu music playing 🎵🎶

  • @redomandmanda2800
    @redomandmanda2800 Před 4 lety +660

    "The chadians discovered that while driving at 100km/h they didn't trigger the mines" I'd love to know how they discovered that lol

    • @owenbame1131
      @owenbame1131 Před 4 lety +83

      Imagine you and the boys going full send through the desert minefield in a light pickup truck

    • @HOAG874
      @HOAG874 Před 4 lety +144

      they didn't ... they drove 100 km/h to the front battle and won and only then they discovered that they had driven on mines

    • @nourchad1
      @nourchad1 Před 4 lety +16

      I’m from that country and is not true they have someone within da Libyan army as an spy who gives da Chadian the map of the area so they avoided minefield and come from the north to da airstrip

    • @ceiling_cat
      @ceiling_cat Před 4 lety +6

      Turned on eurobeat and press pedal to the metal, how else?

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ceiling_cat Gas! Gas! Gas!

  • @chucky089
    @chucky089 Před 4 lety +307

    Hey man this is a great video. I'm a member of the Canadian Armed Forces and I'm constantly teaching the history and identification features of armored vehicles. And I'm wondering if I can get your permission to show this video part of my presentations?

    • @tristanb.3582
      @tristanb.3582 Před 3 lety +15

      @featurehistory this man needs permission!

    • @ulwimi_oluninzi
      @ulwimi_oluninzi Před 3 lety +2

      @Brian dynTomayer
      Do it!

    • @Groovy_Bruce
      @Groovy_Bruce Před 3 lety +7

      Canada has an army?

    • @lord_hemp
      @lord_hemp Před 3 lety +14

      There's no reason you wouldn't be able to. He put the video up, so naturally he wants you to watch it, and share it with others

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Groovy_Bruce Yes you fucking idiot

  • @andyb1653
    @andyb1653 Před 3 lety +114

    Guys like Khadafi and Castro prove the saying "You either die a hero, or survive and become the Villain"

    • @GRANOLA77
      @GRANOLA77 Před 3 lety +27

      It's actually "You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain"

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 Před 2 lety +2

      Khadaffi was always a piece a shit, he was never a hero.

    • @nigeltan676
      @nigeltan676 Před 2 lety +1

      Gaddaffi was a clown though.

    • @glebb..3416
      @glebb..3416 Před 2 lety +6

      @@nigeltan676 Didnt live in Lybia under Khadaffi improve drastically after he came to power? Look at Lybia now...

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 Před 2 lety

      @UCYyciZwAqEdIIEAqpvNucLg no, they were asking you a question. Didnt khadaffi improve life in Libya. It's a false dichotomy though, as the dude above me says he was always a piece of shit. He was just an eccentric piece of shit.
      And what country? why didn't you mention it? pretty sure there wasn't only one.. lol

  • @maninredhelm
    @maninredhelm Před 4 lety +330

    It's legitimately just modern chariot warfare with a better javelin thrower.

    • @namyun2743
      @namyun2743 Před 4 lety +4

      You mean, cavalry? :)

    • @Phunny
      @Phunny Před 4 lety +3

      Nam Yun No, chariots and cavalry are different.

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 Před rokem +2

      Not a better javelin thrower, but a different javelin thrower

  • @jamesblack893
    @jamesblack893 Před 4 lety +385

    Ford: Built Tough
    Toyota: *laughs*

    • @javier.1956
      @javier.1956 Před 4 lety +1

      Fact!!

    • @HarryRacer18
      @HarryRacer18 Před 4 lety +28

      A Toyota Hilux will out last any Ford

    • @socotroquito2007
      @socotroquito2007 Před 4 lety +10

      Hilux are damn immortal

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar Před 4 lety +14

      Top Gear put one on top of a building. Then they demolished the building. The Toyota was severely damaged, but derivable afterwards.

    • @socotroquito2007
      @socotroquito2007 Před 4 lety +2

      Grubnar I have to see it , I believe it , I can see it in my mind

  • @brodydon3
    @brodydon3 Před rokem +13

    Everyone in the south already knows how bulletproof a Yota hardbody is…..glad to see our brothers overseas have found this out as well

  • @henkfourie9862
    @henkfourie9862 Před 3 lety +76

    Americans : truck
    Australians : yute?
    South Africans : BAKKIE

    • @keletsomphuting4622
      @keletsomphuting4622 Před 3 lety +1

      🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦✊🏿✊

    • @andrerobinson8021
      @andrerobinson8021 Před 3 lety

      O you are sooo right.
      With our bakkies and tractors we will bulldoze any p

    • @fabioballesteros9841
      @fabioballesteros9841 Před rokem +1

      UTE

  • @DaisyGeekyTransGirl
    @DaisyGeekyTransGirl Před 4 lety +612

    Chad gets all the ladies with his Toyota.

  • @stephenle-surf9893
    @stephenle-surf9893 Před 4 lety +679

    Imagine if Toyota actually decided to make a light tank, that would be something else!

    • @nickkaraoke2128
      @nickkaraoke2128 Před 4 lety +82

      Mitsubishi and Komatsu builds their armored vehicles now. I could see Toyota making a good wheeled armor vehicle like the Type 96 APC and Type 16 tank destroyer as tracked heavy equipment isnt really Toyota's thing.

    • @HarryRacer18
      @HarryRacer18 Před 4 lety +48

      Nick Karaoke Mitsubishi built the Japanese Zero plane. Germany had BMW make their planes.

    • @theodiscusgaming3909
      @theodiscusgaming3909 Před 4 lety +19

      @@HarryRacer18 BMW just made the engines. They were just an engine company before.

    • @cruzinezy1968
      @cruzinezy1968 Před 4 lety +2

      @@theodiscusgaming3909 umm... No. Bmw had a successful history of developing engines for airplanes and manufacturing complete automobiles before WW2. They also engineered a very complex, multi-tasking, mechanical/hydraulic computer for Mercedes DB 605 series V-12 aircraft engines. (The irony . . . Bmw made a wonder device for simplified & superior operation of the complex supercharged Mercedes engine).
      It was equipped with various inputs and outputs, with one main control lever to adjust RPM, Prop pitch, boost control, ignition timing & fuel mixture, all on the fly for the pilot.
      This device allowed operation of the fighter plane much easier on the pilot in a dogfight. One lever instead of several, which all required constant monitoring & adjustment for maximum performance and engine longevity.

    • @dickmelsonlupot7697
      @dickmelsonlupot7697 Před 4 lety +3

      That's the job of Mitsubishi. Mitsu's parent company owns a huge stake in the metal works of Japan. They even make space rockets, missiles and other weapons. The Type 10 is their current tank model.
      As for Toyota, they're more relegated to light vehicles like the Toyota Megacruiser.

  • @samulikarjalainen6107
    @samulikarjalainen6107 Před rokem +5

    Gaddafi tried to be a Chad with all those Stacies but the true Chads sure showed him.

  • @huishengong1143
    @huishengong1143 Před 4 lety +173

    Who would win:
    Trained professional army
    Or
    Some Toyota boy..

  • @yurikimjongil
    @yurikimjongil Před 4 lety +526

    Rest of the World: Toyota: Lets go Places
    Arab League: Toyota: Lets go to War

  • @RalphieMuskinyaar
    @RalphieMuskinyaar Před 4 lety +363

    Legend says all the Toyota’s were maintained with a single pair of pliers

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom Před 4 lety +1

      Ralph Muskinyaar lmao

    • @solooverland3666
      @solooverland3666 Před 4 lety +26

      Ralph Muskinyaar - Nope. With a 10mm 🔧

    • @yasinghazali2781
      @yasinghazali2781 Před 3 lety +32

      you forgot wd40 and duct tape

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 Před 3 lety +2

      I now realize just how bad it was that chads in Toyotas beat tanks.

    • @MewKen
      @MewKen Před 2 lety +3

      @@californiaball2599 Well Napoleon won with his army's mobility and the Romans arranged their army to be independent and mobile and mobility is even prized in video games so It seems like heavy equipment is better for defences and mobility is way better for attack

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 Před 4 lety +30

    Using tanks for war: *Squidward poor in the streets*
    Using Toyota trucks for war: *SpongeBob looking very fancy*

  • @Bruh-lr6uk
    @Bruh-lr6uk Před 4 lety +37

    300 Toyota Hilux’s ordered to the Middle East:
    Toyota staff: “ my time has come”

  • @fraincross8644
    @fraincross8644 Před 4 lety +443

    Not gonna lie. I was expecting Toyota fighting each other.

    • @prantikchakraborty8052
      @prantikchakraborty8052 Před 4 lety +23

      It would have been TOYOTAL WAR
      _bdm tss_

    • @Hebdomad7
      @Hebdomad7 Před 4 lety +4

      That's was basically the war against ISIS in Iraq and Syria...

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 Před 4 lety +3

      It's the Holy Toyota civil jihad!

    • @dudeman4514
      @dudeman4514 Před 4 lety +1

      @@fajaradi1223 vs the holy toyota crusade

  • @pmacgaming8993
    @pmacgaming8993 Před 4 lety +1295

    Who would win: chads in Toyotas, kyles in rams ir chevys, or Karen’s in their SUVs

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 4 lety +140

      The chads, they just drive over mines!

    • @Skelstoolbox
      @Skelstoolbox Před 4 lety +42

      Or Brad's and Jennifer's honda civic, usually a couple, hence the Brad's/Jennifers

    • @apexbuilder0171
      @apexbuilder0171 Před 4 lety +25

      Nah definitely Karen's their lethal

    • @chill816
      @chill816 Před 4 lety +13

      That one dude that made a homemade tank

    • @johngallinat4102
      @johngallinat4102 Před 4 lety +2

      Definetly the fuckin chads

  • @unclescipio3136
    @unclescipio3136 Před rokem +4

    Toyota knew what they were doing when they made vehicles for Africa. It's a serious challenge to find a town on this continent that doesn't have Toyota parts. They do business in 53 countries here, and there are jokes about how reliable they are. Like, what do you do if you see a Toyota Land Cruiser broken down on the side of the road? Stop drinking, because you're obviously starting to see things.

  • @minh1071
    @minh1071 Před 3 lety +30

    " *Toyota driving Chads VS the whole Lybian military* "

  • @totallynotbluu
    @totallynotbluu Před 4 lety +479

    Chad: We need help!
    France: All I got are Toyota’s....

  • @FeatureHistory
    @FeatureHistory  Před 4 lety +430

    Now, no more asking for Toyotas. I'm a Nissan guy.
    oh and also some corrections/disclaimers:
    5:43 - Said the line a bit weird there. It was 2,000 Chadians, not the year 2000.
    1:18 - Google Translate and some copy and paste will not give you accurate Arabic for 'Nationalism'. Note taken

    • @hamd8375
      @hamd8375 Před 4 lety +19

      Arabic is written from right to left not left to right

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Před 4 lety +16

      Long gone are the days of carts and jeeps, now is the age of TOYOTAL WAR

    • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
      @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 Před 4 lety +1

      Mazda FTW

    • @genericpersonx333
      @genericpersonx333 Před 4 lety +3

      @@hamd8375 If you are literate in the common Arabic dialects, maybe you can help Feature History by offering to proof his future work? Lord knows the world is better when CZcamsrs can depend on more than Google Translate to keep pace with the diverse linguistic landscape.

    • @hamd8375
      @hamd8375 Před 4 lety +7

      @@genericpersonx333 I am very much literate in Arabic as it is my first language , and I will gladly help future history in any way I can

  • @meerhajji381
    @meerhajji381 Před 4 lety +17

    This video made me even more proud as a toyota owner and toyota fan 😭😍

  • @onurbsenutna1261
    @onurbsenutna1261 Před 3 lety +8

    "There's no such thing as bad publicity" Nice one Toyota xD

  • @chongjunxiang3002
    @chongjunxiang3002 Před 4 lety +104

    Ford famous tagline from the past: Build Ford Tough
    Toyota: But that toughness never tested out isn't it?

  • @kylewilliams3031
    @kylewilliams3031 Před 4 lety +547

    So basically, we’re developing the Warthog from Halo

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 Před 4 lety +49

      Imagine the warthog theme blasting off the desert as the US army arrives to the scene with their technicals

    • @XxGrantlsuxX
      @XxGrantlsuxX Před 4 lety +12

      LukeStar 979 the US military’s technicals will definitely have a expensive sound systems

    • @xXbrokenvoidXx
      @xXbrokenvoidXx Před 4 lety +18

      Motherfuckin' *Space Technicals*

    • @Condorito380
      @Condorito380 Před 4 lety +4

      The only warthog theme I recognize is from Season 1 of Red vs Blue.

    • @byCaseio
      @byCaseio Před 4 lety +5

      Condorito You talking bout the Puma?

  • @funkyhetzer6624
    @funkyhetzer6624 Před rokem +4

    War in Africa:*Happens*
    France:May I offer you some Intervention in this trying time?

  • @aloedg3191
    @aloedg3191 Před rokem +4

    I've Always liked the idea of light and mobile as opposed to tanks no matter the context, whether irl or videogames or whatever's

  • @herknorth8691
    @herknorth8691 Před 4 lety +296

    A friend of mine spent about 10 years in US SOF and was one of the first American troops to be sent into Afghanistan in 2001. They deployed so quickly that they couldn't bring along any heavy equipment or vehicles. Instead, they were literally given briefcases full of cash (I guess that's something actually not made up by Hollywood) to buy what they needed once they were in-country. The vehicles they could get there were Hi Luxes and Land Cruisers, the latter they nicknamed "The Hajji Humvee".
    When Big Army later got into Afghanistan they showed up with Humvees and other American vehicles. My friend's unit (and most other SOF units he knew of) rejected the offer to go back to these vehicles, finding the Toyotas to be more not only more capable in every respect, but also a lot more comfortable, comfort being something that the Humvee notoriously lacks.
    This friend of mine drives a Hajji Humvee to this day and claims that he'll never buy anything else again. A few years back he had a roll-over on a highway in one with his wife and infant daughter inside. The vehicle was a write-off but none of his family (including himself) were hurt.

  • @swagchu6737
    @swagchu6737 Před 4 lety +141

    "They have a mine field!"
    "MORE BOOSTERS!"

  • @TheMrcassina
    @TheMrcassina Před 2 lety +3

    This is modern times light cavalry

  • @internationalamnesty
    @internationalamnesty Před 3 lety +9

    This reminds me of a scene in Mad Max fury road when the chase begins and all of Immortan Joe's army is going through the desert with wardrums and armed cars

  • @CoolPsyco
    @CoolPsyco Před 4 lety +181

    Toyota: we dont want to endorse street racing so we wont put our cars in those racing games
    Also Toyota: Lets sell our car to support middle eastern military / local militia

    • @Rami7605
      @Rami7605 Před 4 lety

      Haha

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 Před 4 lety +13

      Priorities

    • @ulrichleukam1068
      @ulrichleukam1068 Před 4 lety

      speaking of which the rebels also "probable" get their weapons from the U.S, which is probably ok for you!
      seriously such terrorist do not go to a Toyota shop and buy car on a loan. Some bussiness men and backers legally buy them and supply it to ISIS and rebels recieving proper compensation or their kids back from kidnapping

    • @maximusareilius2262
      @maximusareilius2262 Před 4 lety +7

      Toyota isn't responsible for where their old pickups end up after they sell them.

  • @aloadofbollocks988
    @aloadofbollocks988 Před 4 lety +153

    Is this the car that Top Gear found to be practically indestructible.

    • @alterego9791
      @alterego9791 Před 4 lety +11

      Yes

    • @qashmi6232
      @qashmi6232 Před 4 lety +9

      Long live Hilux

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 Před 4 lety +13

      Yep, the Toyota Hilux. Terrorist tested and approved :)

    • @Mirokuofnite
      @Mirokuofnite Před 4 lety +10

      The only truck guaranteed to allow multiple suicide bombings!

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Mirokuofnite Most of their suicide vehicles are Fords, because Ford sucks.

  • @mosestnt8034
    @mosestnt8034 Před 2 lety +6

    Average tank fan vs Average Toyota pickup enjoyer

  • @burningknuckle26
    @burningknuckle26 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The Toyota Truck is iconic. They got so much street cred. Toyota will always be goated for this.

  • @toastermaster1125
    @toastermaster1125 Před 4 lety +101

    "I'll take, what I need"
    "Let's do some body work"
    "Bolted down and ready"
    "What do you want"
    "Our clan is strong"

    • @7thDylan
      @7thDylan Před 4 lety +10

      Is this a C&c Generals reference? 🤔

    • @toastermaster1125
      @toastermaster1125 Před 4 lety +8

      7thDylan Yep, the old days

    • @nothingtoseehere1221
      @nothingtoseehere1221 Před 4 lety +5

      Nostalgia hit me likr a truck

    • @Nukes818
      @Nukes818 Před 4 lety +7

      I literally kept scrolling till I saw this reference. cnc generals was the best and still is great!

  • @Shivom.Parihar
    @Shivom.Parihar Před 4 lety +393

    Emu’s vs. Toyota’s, who would win?

    • @paracovo
      @paracovo Před 4 lety +138

      If the emus learned how to drive the Toyotas tho, we'd be fucked.

    • @lforloser7210
      @lforloser7210 Před 4 lety +35

      Pretty sure the men that fought the emus did use a Technical-like ute thing and it didnt work. So the Emus would win.

    • @jimon8998
      @jimon8998 Před 4 lety +33

      www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-21/emu-hit-run-driver-charged-with-animal-cruelty/10292412
      Toyota wins

    • @julianpichardo5045
      @julianpichardo5045 Před 4 lety +15

      jimon8998 we call that “revenge”

    • @josecolon2185
      @josecolon2185 Před 4 lety +5

      Australians are in need of those toyota’s

  • @blake-81
    @blake-81 Před 3 lety +5

    The 70s and 80s Hilux were perhaps the first documented use of that mysterious metal that would eventually known as Nintendium, and that would be then used to create Gameboys and Nokias before its complete disappearance by the end of the new millennium's first decade, from whence all things would start to be made from that brittle alloy known as Chinesium...

  • @mohammedadam8685
    @mohammedadam8685 Před 3 lety +3

    Great thanks for sending this awesome historical video, and I’m from Chad 🇹🇩

  • @krieg5858
    @krieg5858 Před 4 lety +179

    We need a Humvee
    *See that Hilux?*
    *Attach the **50.cal** and off we go*

  • @Arthur_mungus
    @Arthur_mungus Před 4 lety +222

    4:43 yo that's a creeper tower

  • @aaamondieu
    @aaamondieu Před 3 lety +4

    my dad was helicopter pilot in the french army during the tchad/lybia conflict, told me so many crazy stories and photos on what was going on there.
    He also showed me in photos the way the belligerents were treating theire prisonners and it wasn't a funny storie

  • @krzysztofrybak5685
    @krzysztofrybak5685 Před 2 lety +4

    Girls: Why we live longer than boys?
    Boys: what would happen if i ran over mine field on 100 km/h?