New Rule: Orange Sphincter to the Rescue | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    Bill chastises Hollywood for its fascination with superheroes, and warns against pinning all your hopes for salvation on one savior.
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  • @drt-abrat1256
    @drt-abrat1256 Před 6 lety +290

    It's not just the writers. It's the delivery!! And Maher is #1! I love his facial expressions, etc.

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 5 lety

      See the above, Bill is a liar. Here in LA where the real corruption is most obvious... czcams.com/video/pHXLVF3ClII/video.html

    • @timothybrown760
      @timothybrown760 Před 4 lety +4

      And the man tells the truth like it is especially with the not so incredible orange crush who continues to disgrace this country more than George Bush, Jr. could ever do and that says a lot in my opinion! : - /

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 4 lety

      facebook.com/An0malyMusic/videos/904066649985639/UzpfSTEyNDQxMTYzNDIzNjEyODoyOTcyMTU3MTY2MTI4MjEz/?q=an0maly&epa=SEARCH_BOX

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 4 lety

      @@timothybrown760 He's a pimp for the corrupt left; facebook.com/An0malyMusic/videos/904066649985639/UzpfSTEyNDQxMTYzNDIzNjEyODoyOTcyMTU3MTY2MTI4MjEz/?q=an0maly&epa=SEARCH_BOX

    • @jandeenphoto
      @jandeenphoto Před 4 lety +1

      After all the years and bucks he has made, lets hope he can mug and show some attitude.

  • @brittanyburns7714
    @brittanyburns7714 Před 7 lety +196

    This is the best compilation of burns ive EVER SEEN. TRULY ICONIC

  • @suzettewright2062
    @suzettewright2062 Před 7 lety +158

    One of Bill's all time BEST!!!!

    • @gabrielwynne6837
      @gabrielwynne6837 Před 5 lety +1

      Suzette Wright I disagree

    • @brianmucha6426
      @brianmucha6426 Před 4 lety +2

      Because it's true that's why. Many people in this country are literally living in fantasyland and every week it seems like a new superhero movie comes out. i collected comic books as a kid and loved them. I was happy when the first Spiderman movie hit the big screen. I never thought it'd happen. then they do another and another and another, and the Avengers, there's another and another etc. I was at a party last summer where grown men in their 50's spent hours talking about superheroes and character plots. I got the subject changed once or twice to a new one and I couldn't believe they would end up talking about it yet again. Mindless.

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr Před 4 lety +1

      @@gabrielwynne6837 *a Moron, Disagrees!!!!*

    • @historywatchdog2923
      @historywatchdog2923 Před 4 lety

      Hear, hear. One of Bill's best moments!

    • @hermanhelmich
      @hermanhelmich Před 3 lety

      I totally agree

  • @dianeowen5258
    @dianeowen5258 Před 7 lety +108

    One of your best Bill. Thanks.

    • @ricodiaz8099
      @ricodiaz8099 Před 7 lety +6

      Diane Owen dude I was thinking the exact same thing. I really thought this was a good bit. Nice segue

  • @makkam999
    @makkam999 Před 7 lety +150

    I love when cornel west comes to the show, because his laughing during the new rules is priceless

    • @MordecaiWalfish
      @MordecaiWalfish Před 7 lety +12

      jammin yammin I got to see him in person last year with Bernie Sanders. That smile is even more infectious in person.. I had a hard time not looking over at him every couple seconds to watch his reactions. such an animated and passionate dude. much love.

    • @309JJB
      @309JJB Před 7 lety +9

      Mordecai Walfish Cornell West, and Sanders in the same night! Damn, that is one hell of a party! Rock on!

    • @timothyleon558
      @timothyleon558 Před rokem

      And annoying

  • @xfwmammdx
    @xfwmammdx Před 7 lety +74

    Love you, Bill Maher. You're the emperor.

  • @cjohnson3102
    @cjohnson3102 Před 7 lety +273

    The clip with Hilary laughing is priceless 😂

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 Před 6 lety +7

      ''Asshole 45 said what every tyrant says,'' I alone can fix it''

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 5 lety

      @@michaelpreston233 it's late 2018 now guys... 45 did a pretty good job so far, economy is flying and people are lovin it.. In 2019 you'll see Hillary and the rest of Soros' losers gone or in jail. Bill is just a badmouthing piece of propaganda.

    • @chestermicek
      @chestermicek Před 5 lety +1

      Trey, Super Hick, Gowdy has that effect on the intellectuals of America.

    • @armaan1091
      @armaan1091 Před 5 lety +3

      @@janispanizza9932
      Give me one good thing that Mr. Trump has done for this economy. Also, where is Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Soros right now? They're certainly not in jail.

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 5 lety

      @@armaan1091 ok 1. I already did, if you'd checked the links. But I'll do it again: 710wor.iheart.com/featured/mark-simone/content/2019-03-09-the-list-of-president-trumps-accomplishments-so-far/
      Only one of many sources.
      2. It's public knowledge anyway. Your lack of knowledge is not equivalent to a lack of evidence thereof. The media withholds and censors.
      3. With any luck Clinton and Obama will now be brought to justice and the chaos will end. Mueller's real job was covering for them, if you don't know by now what a fraud was perpetrated, I assure you you're in the minority and arrests are starting. Barr is an honest bear, can't be stopped. Those weren't lies; They really are what they're accused of. Give it ~6-7~ months. Assange has backup. It was leaked by Seth Rich, on a thumb drive, who they then murdered. Ok? Get ready. 4.
      Watch gowdy, Jordan gaetz, questioning rosenstein, the body language ghost videos, including McCabe, Mueller. You were played really really bad.

  • @nettlescats3796
    @nettlescats3796 Před 7 lety +50

    "I alone can fix it." but his head is shaking 'no'.

  • @rockergandalf
    @rockergandalf Před 7 lety +989

    If "Orange Sphincter" is ever made into a movie, Bill should direct it.

    • @MultiSkyman1
      @MultiSkyman1 Před 7 lety +24

      Would probably be a real stinker of a movie.

    • @Dr.-Dank
      @Dr.-Dank Před 7 lety +6

      That would be amazing.

    • @Diggnuts
      @Diggnuts Před 7 lety +4

      My sphincter identifies as female you insensitive clod!, TRIGGERED!

    • @tree-huggersans-cur4371
      @tree-huggersans-cur4371 Před 7 lety +1

      Diggnuts Mine too, it just won't shut. up.

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 7 lety +5

      SPam, Whoever you voted for, this is poor taste, encouraging the lowering of the bar of American culture even further.
      and who is this ugly guy to make fun of anyone? I csnt even look at Bill Mahyer!! gak

  • @DangeredCat
    @DangeredCat Před 7 lety +56

    omggg..."and he never stops battling his arch-nemesis, "crooked hillary"...then the laugh. that was truly the funniest s*** ever. ahhh, I love you, Bill.

  • @waggishsagacity7947
    @waggishsagacity7947 Před 7 lety +12

    I love Bill Maher, but this time, I take my hat off for him: Brilliant, poignant, funny--THE BEST EVER. Thanks, Bill.

  • @pica8039
    @pica8039 Před 5 lety +35

    I was worried that I wasn't going to like this piece at the beginning, but then the ORANGE SPHINCTER arrived!!!! I love it!!!! WHAT A MARVELOUS JOB YOU DID!!!! I especially liked STINGY MUTANT TURTLE!!!! DAMN, DAMN DAMN!!!!!!

  • @parhhesia
    @parhhesia Před 7 lety +340

    Even Lex Luthor had enough decency to divest his business interests before entering politics...

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 Před 7 lety +4

      Sean Maher
      I Know right :)

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 6 lety +8

      Lex Luther is basically what you get if you take Donald Trump make him black, and add about 100 IQ points.

    • @drewnava3508
      @drewnava3508 Před 6 lety +1

      Sean Maher sure just like Hitlery Clinton did with her pedofila service

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard Před 6 lety

      At least on paper.

    • @maureenlogan624
      @maureenlogan624 Před 5 lety

      Lol

  • @marcusallen6123
    @marcusallen6123 Před 7 lety +281

    that message was on point.

    • @obadiahpear
      @obadiahpear Před 7 lety

      Marcus Allen 69th like

    • @marcusallen6123
      @marcusallen6123 Před 7 lety +3

      Saransh Minocha- Im sure many people do. But to Bill’s point, there seems to be objective evidence to support his claim (even though it was just a joke...)
      The country twice elected Barack Obama- expecting this one individual to change/ improve their lives (to be a Superhero) and yet- in reality- in spite of 8 yrs. of overt obstructionist legislation by an opposing Congress, the majority of the country did nothing but complain- it wasn’t until AFTER 45’s election (albeit only a 100 days in) that you saw ppl being proactive, more vocal and paying more attn. to what’s been going on. It's ironic that the GOP used "Obamacare" to take control of the House and yet today, the majority of Americans are now for the "Affordable Care Act"... That's an example of social 'conditioning (which is also how Russia manipulated the election).
      I don’t think the focus of his mssg. was on the superhero genre- he was just poking fun at Hollywood and using the influx of superhero movies to deliver a more powerful message. Such as taking charge/ responsibility of your own life. Being able to compartmentalize and let entertainment be just that- entertainment. Don’t let movies (or anything for that matter) condition your thinking and be cognizant of anything/ anyone trying to do so, etc. And considering he did it within a light- hearted/ comedic 6 min. segment is fairly brilliant. But at the end of the day, you and I can still agree to disagree.

    • @timotross5056
      @timotross5056 Před 6 lety

      Marcus Allen It was not on point lol it was funny though. Superheroes date back to as far as anyone can remember. Gods, myths, fckin rambo lol

  • @jmmacb03
    @jmmacb03 Před 4 lety +14

    Keep it up, Bill. Can you imagine-he does this live-no commercials!

  • @michaelsager5688
    @michaelsager5688 Před 6 lety +63

    Bill you nailed it. I commend you and everyone like you. Please never stop speaking up for the 60% of Americans that know the orange sphincter is insane

    • @dano1234v
      @dano1234v Před 5 lety +1

      Michael Sager you mean 10% California is about that

    • @Rib26M
      @Rib26M Před 5 lety

      Michael Sager rib zRichard Born

    • @dano1234v
      @dano1234v Před 5 lety +1

      Olga Garcia didn’t they all move to Canada?

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 Před 5 lety

      The Orange Antichrist you mean!

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 5 lety

      @@lynnewhite2900 do you want to be among the last to not figure out the media is brainwashing for the left? Using Bill? Rothschild's own most of msn Go to the UN website, read their own pdf 2030 agenda. As more people realize daily that Mueller lied, the dossier was fake, wasting taxpayers $$$ while Trump saved them $$, Epstein exposes the swamp, including Clintons, and Bill just looks uncool. Don't trust the media. They target students.

  • @jaroncreed
    @jaroncreed Před 7 lety +640

    This was fucking hilarious

    • @Ammobucket
      @Ammobucket Před 7 lety +25

      Not as hilarious as reality lately.

    • @terencefillmore1114
      @terencefillmore1114 Před 7 lety

      Sarah .you all should be arrested for disrespect the way, are President trump is fixing Americans country, i hope he built yields for all you guys and lock you in.

    • @dyzzee7861
      @dyzzee7861 Před 7 lety +6

      Terence Fillmore 111 lol

    • @fireandblood2919
      @fireandblood2919 Před 7 lety +7

      Terence Fillmore 111
      What???

    • @terencefillmore1114
      @terencefillmore1114 Před 7 lety

      Ray Finkle .what ? can you 👀 all over the world 🌎 President trump is getting done, and idiots making jokes about it.

  • @lizhang9898
    @lizhang9898 Před 7 lety +9

    been watching Maher every week over the years, this segment can easily make top 5.

  • @sandimummumgigi7675
    @sandimummumgigi7675 Před 5 lety +10

    A simple THANK YOU BILL for this monologue. Been saying this my whole life..super hero BS, makes a complicit society. Love ya.

  • @houndmother740
    @houndmother740 Před 7 lety +79

    Bill is too damn funny.

  • @PerseusToons
    @PerseusToons Před 7 lety +16

    This is very sage advice actually! In life and in politics, we need to be our own superheroes.

  • @edgardoamado7008
    @edgardoamado7008 Před 7 lety +232

    He can communicate with whales !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @clintronnow264
      @clintronnow264 Před 7 lety +14

      ...and the whales are like, shut up and go away. Nobody likes you.

    • @Damothedevo
      @Damothedevo Před 7 lety +2

      Edgardo Amado Of course, whales can communicate.

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 Před 7 lety +1

      You idiots!!.. that's chris christie... the whale of Jersey!!! lol

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 Před 7 lety +1

      no disrespect meant

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 Před 6 lety +1

      Edgardo Amado
      Talks to WHALES? I guess that kinda makes him"DR DOLITTLE". He's done very little to nothing.

  • @anniemousegal2015
    @anniemousegal2015 Před 6 lety +84

    Someone should really write a comic book about Orange Sphincter 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeremyfincham1422
      @jeremyfincham1422 Před 3 lety

      🤞🤞

    • @AJHyoton
      @AJHyoton Před 3 lety

      Someone should realize that too much attention was given to the subject, and a cult began......

  • @joepalooka2145
    @joepalooka2145 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank God for Bill Maher. He really boosts my spirits in this horrible era of Trump, and he makes me laugh till the tears roll down my face. He's one of America's greatest national treasures. Behind his hilarious jokes is an old-fashioned concept called THE TRUTH!!

  • @dupersuper1938
    @dupersuper1938 Před 7 lety +204

    Super hero fans identify with the heroes (especially as kids), not the people waiting to be saved...

    • @carloswachuwa13
      @carloswachuwa13 Před 7 lety +46

      dupersuper1938 Exactly. You don't see people at Comic Con or kids at Halloween dressing up as "Civilian Saved By Spider-Man"

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar Před 7 lety +8

      Yeah, it is kind of far fetched. That doesn't mean the whole super hero bullshit is not stale as 3 week old bread, and hollywood keeps on churning that garbage out year after year because they are terrified to try anything that hasn't been done a million times.

    • @KevinMuller5
      @KevinMuller5 Před 7 lety +2

      dupersuper1938 most original stuff, outside of Netflix, bombs because no one sees it. sure, once in a while something original and entertaining comes along that people like, but people like mindless entertainment

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 Před 7 lety +5

      I think that was just a lead in to his main bit and conclusion

    • @RichardOrange5000
      @RichardOrange5000 Před 7 lety +2

      It has always been thus. That is why we as a people are continuing, "The downward spiral." Look at the stats on intelligence in America. They are near dead last in math, science, literature, and so forth.
      The likes of ISIS want to destroy all ideals of art and western civilization which they needn't worry about because like a cancer the American civilization is eating itself from the inside out and won't ever reach the heights of a great nation again unless it turns around very, very quickly, indeed.
      The corporate money and the wealthy corporate sponsors set the standards and for virtually all entertainment and production.
      With Trump's removal of financing for Public Broadcast, school lunch programs, children's support and all humanitarian funding, including sports, and the arts in schools he makes a quantum leap in the advancement of, "The Fall of Rome." (America)
      Mark me well. It shall come to pass.
      The masses eat what they are given to eat and what was once unacceptable and inhumane becomes acceptable and the norm.
      And violence will always beget only violence and hate will always beget only hate and ignorance and narrow minded thinking.
      And, thus begins the beginning of the end of a civilization.
      The lesson here is no country must ever allow the super wealthy and privileged to command a free people and society.
      Do away with lobbyist, gifting, cronyism, and financial corruption of every kind.
      Or else, become extremely swift footed as your means to dodge the falling columns of Rome and the ashes and volcanic destruction of Pompeii.
      The dye, it is cast.

  • @solo22b
    @solo22b Před 7 lety +228

    He's not turning into an old grumpy man, he already is lol, but he is absolutely right about Trump and his minions lol

    • @PsychoAsianDood
      @PsychoAsianDood Před 7 lety

      Hoolygan4ever Fucking hypocrite

    • @Hoolygan4ever
      @Hoolygan4ever Před 7 lety +1

      Honestly mate, SARCASM. Just look it up

    • @ChocoFlyJMoCo
      @ChocoFlyJMoCo Před 7 lety +1

      Now here we see a wild liberal snowflake, roaming the wild, searching for its meal after a 3 year course in a liberal college. The liberal was taught that the IQ of 5 was acceptable and was worthy of a life. The lecturers let the beast go. however, he fell into a trap of conservatives with over 5 connecting brain cells. He was traped, no where to go. Just making a fool of himself. CaptainBerzerk, may god cure you of your illness.

    • @PsychoAsianDood
      @PsychoAsianDood Před 7 lety

      ChocoFly J.MoCo I call someone a hypocrite and you really cared so much that you had to type an entire paragraph attempting to hurt my feelings or something like that?

    • @ChocoFlyJMoCo
      @ChocoFlyJMoCo Před 7 lety

      hahah yes! He took the bait. Triggered. Well first off, you called him a hypocrite when he was very clearly mocking JJ. Like really, my thumb could have realised he was being sarcastic lmfao. You call that a paragraph? 4 sentences? I know you are not used to seeing so many words, and i may have single handedly overloaded your brain. Praise Kek. #FreeKekistan

  • @OHFORPEATSAKES
    @OHFORPEATSAKES Před 5 lety +4

    And you CAN BE your own super hero by voting the Orange Sphincter out of office!!!!

  • @brianbrewster6532
    @brianbrewster6532 Před 6 lety +28

    I love this guy! Bill really has a wild imagination and yet stays well grounded and on topic throughout. Great work, sir!

  • @cbalmori
    @cbalmori Před 7 lety +8

    This panel deserved an overtime segment. Good show this week and hilarious New Rules

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +90

    We do have a real hero rising.
    Robert Mueller.
    Batman underwear and everything. Really.

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Před 7 lety +3

      Christopher Breaker Find nothing? LMAO Where the hell have you been hiding? Oh yes under that slimy rock you call home. Trump has said enough out of his very own mouth to be impeached on and so much more will be documented and it is going to be so delightful to watch him leave in utter disgrace as he is a disgrace to the office of the president. When this impeachment is over and he is gone, will YOU then admit that YOU have been an idiot? or will you continue to live in your dulusional alternate universe?

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Před 7 lety +3

      dan thomas So sorry, I didn't realize you were a member of the tin foil hat gang. May you get well soon. LOL

  • @christianecarson4321
    @christianecarson4321 Před 5 lety +20

    OMG Bill! I laughed so loudly at 'Stingy Mutant Turtle' that my dog shot off the sofa and ran upstairs! Always funny, but this one's definitely the best! ''Super-funny Man'''...Ahhhh, my hero!!!

  • @jonathanalvarez1288
    @jonathanalvarez1288 Před 7 lety +107

    It's absolutely ridiculous for people to tell Hollywood actors to keep quiet and live in their bubble and then go ahead vote for an under qualified celebrity game show host to actually run the country.

    • @lisahouk7776
      @lisahouk7776 Před 6 lety +3

      I agree!!!👏👏

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 5 lety +1

      Only he isnt underqualified Nov 2018 he's been killin it and everyone knows we're on top, number one, world economy, in only 2 years. The next 6 will complete what's started. At least 7 countries as of today following our lead by saying no to the UN's agenda for one world order (total control by globalists)

    • @lisahouk7776
      @lisahouk7776 Před 5 lety +5

      @@janispanizza9932 😂😂😂😂😂😁😃😃😄😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 Před 5 lety +2

      Lisa, That right there, is a dead giveaway that YOU've been indoctrinated, not . that you have the expertise to figure it out for yourselves. It's one year later, Bill was dead wrong. just vulgar. We are No 1 again after 10 years, and the majority, 100's of 1000's that go to his rallies, are not stupider than you, and know who did it. Even if you don't get it.
      www.investors.com/politics/editorials/competitiveness-u-s-no-1-maga/

    • @lisahouk7776
      @lisahouk7776 Před 5 lety +4

      @@janispanizza9932 Try growing up. ..you may like it🤔

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 Před 7 lety +21

    Orange Sphincter... the movie we're all forced to watch. The movie that grabbed the box office and bragged about it. It's a spy movie that seems like science-fiction but is actually a documentary. Hopefully its short and there's no sequel.

  • @michellezunie8090
    @michellezunie8090 Před 5 lety +7

    Bill you had me at Orange sphincter 🤣😂🤭😂😜😝

  • @tlr8879
    @tlr8879 Před 6 lety +62

    Carlin would be happy #RIPGEORGE

    • @jvs333
      @jvs333 Před 5 lety +4

      Yes George would love all this truth!!!

    • @julesseyer1993
      @julesseyer1993 Před 4 lety +1

      George was a intellectual and funny to boot.

  • @PMillz20020
    @PMillz20020 Před 7 lety +20

    OMMGG...Stingy mutant Turtle!!! lolollol Dis guy is awesome!

  • @kuwait85
    @kuwait85 Před 7 lety +17

    Well said ....that stingy mutant turtle line was gold

  • @MarianelaIBendl
    @MarianelaIBendl Před 7 lety +106

    You're my Superhero Bill, this was hilarious 😀

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 7 lety +8

      And remember, Bill said "We all need to be our own super heroes."

    • @pedrodizza9209
      @pedrodizza9209 Před 7 lety +3

      This was the hardest I laughed at any of Mahers' performances!

  • @geriquin2643
    @geriquin2643 Před 6 lety +23

    And if you had that many guys in your can, you’d be “Thor” too! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hands-onfilmmaking
    @hands-onfilmmaking Před 7 lety +33

    Stingy mutant ninja turtle made me spit my coffee!

  • @Jasedadon82
    @Jasedadon82 Před 7 lety +236

    Bill your writers are funny as f!! #genius #comedy

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 6 lety +5

      bet they laugh...and cry in the same time. with lots...lots...of alcoholic drinks.

  • @SacredSalad
    @SacredSalad Před 7 lety +29

    Bill, this is one of your best. Keep up the good work.

  • @trinialdape2090
    @trinialdape2090 Před 6 lety +60

    OMGeeeee! Almost peed my pants!!!! TY Mr. Maher! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time...to be precise, since that orange creature took over office! Lmao!

    • @TheBee87bee
      @TheBee87bee Před 4 lety

      I got cramps in my stomach from laughing so hard!

    • @issacehowardjr679
      @issacehowardjr679 Před 4 lety

      Almost 4 years since things went down hill with him in charge.

  • @geoffdearth8575
    @geoffdearth8575 Před 7 lety +81

    The Donald is getting to be a bit of a whale himself.

    • @issacehowardjr679
      @issacehowardjr679 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes he is... damn, and so am I. But I'm not in denial like Mr. Healthy there. lol

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 Před 3 lety +1

      Getting fat? That whale has breached.

  • @YashuaElohim7
    @YashuaElohim7 Před 7 lety +28

    Stingy Mutant Turtle?!?! 🤔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 game over! 🤣🤣🤣🤣... Captain Buzzhill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters Před 5 lety +8

    Super hero “Orange Sphincter” . . . the longest setup in joke-telling history.

  • @jredmondscaff
    @jredmondscaff Před 3 lety +2

    Bill you are an amazing guy ...best wishes from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪🇺🇸

  • @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi
    @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi Před 5 lety +5

    Trump's famous last words: " I alone can fix it"....WE ARE STILL WAITING ! We are not waiting for you anymore. Your toast...NEXT !

    • @jimt90
      @jimt90 Před 5 lety

      How? "Oh were gonna do it you see. I have the best words. I have the best wife right melanie?"

    • @shauna5466
      @shauna5466 Před 4 lety

      All these critical comments with absolutely no proof as usual, to back up their BS, just running their mouths with Tds! Lmao

  • @elmsigreen
    @elmsigreen Před 7 lety +9

    Usually I agree with almost everything Bill says but, I am sorry, WE NERDS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THESE MOVIES FOR DECADES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, THESE AREN'T THE MOVIES WE NEED BUT THE MOVIES WE DESERVE!!!

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman Před 5 lety

      Same movie, over and over and over. Waiting for decades? Please. No one says you have to grow up, but no one is going to give you a permanent pass for staying 14 forever, either.

  • @victorchew151
    @victorchew151 Před 4 lety +6

    The best and most hilarious episode from Billy. The US needs to box this super hero in an oil drum asap and if he is able to appear no detergent can wash away the filth.

  • @bohemianwriter1
    @bohemianwriter1 Před 6 lety +4

    Why did I have to start listening to this as I smoke my medicinal?
    I'm about to die laughing.... ROTFL

  • @marymillar8605
    @marymillar8605 Před 7 lety +21

    Bill. 😊You are my super hero!

  • @yuriposa4012
    @yuriposa4012 Před 6 lety +6

    Bill Maher has no equals in the US. A brilliant comic!

  • @johnjsal
    @johnjsal Před 7 lety +30

    I disagree with the premise of Maher's argument. I don't think people like superheroes because they want one to come save them. Rather, I think it's more that we wish WE were like those superheroes -- that we had the power to do the things they can do and be the saviors ourselves.

    • @jackwells8107
      @jackwells8107 Před 5 lety +2

      I think it's hilarious that Bill Maher - one of how many in the pack of 'humorous news shows' chastises someone else for chasing what's popular. Not that I don't think he's funny, and not that I don't agree with him about Trump - I just think it's funny that he blames it on a type of movie. Or does he blame violence and sex on video games, too?

    • @johnhorton5627
      @johnhorton5627 Před rokem

      Or, and here’s another ridiculous theory, people like them because they’re fun.
      I mean by this stupid logic, people watch anchorman because they want to be a newsman. They watch Kingpin because of the siren call of bowling. They watch the fly because they want to turn into a hybrid bug species. They watch a nightmare on elm street because they want to fight a dream demon. They watch Forest Gump because they want to be a mentally challenged Vietnam vet who wins at life but loses his best girl along the way.
      What’s funny is if you actually watch the movies, you find out the lives of superheroes are awful. That’s the dream, to be blessed with enormous power and bury almost everyone you know by the time you’re 35.

    • @johnjsal
      @johnjsal Před rokem

      @@johnhorton5627 Yes, good point that it's simply entertainment and doesn't necessarily require in-depth psychological analysis.
      But I do think there's much more of an obsession with superheroes than with any of the other things you mentioned, so it might require a bit more explanation.

    • @johnhorton5627
      @johnhorton5627 Před rokem

      @@johnjsal What I want people to do is add up all the cop/rescue worker shows, lawyer shows, nurse/doctor shows... add up all of these professional shows over the last 25 years and then show that side by side with fantasy shows over that same time period. And when they are done with that exercise, add up all the prestige shows over that same time period and put say a Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones (first four seasons) side by side with its equivalent in the 70s/80s/90s, and when they can't find its equivalent then the Bill Maher's have to do a 10 minute segment pointing out how much better, smarter, and more emotionally challenging culture is today, fair is fair after all.
      Some of us simply never wanted to watch the cop shows and over the last 20 years have had a lot more options available to us. Some of it is technology has caught up to stories that have survived in the culture for over 80 years now (see the X-Men for example). Some of it is there is simply a lot of demand for action movies and spectacle. Some of it is your Gifted, Supergirl, Flash, Vampire Diaries, etc. were aimed at children and teenagers, not adults. It's weird to not note that distinction when you're calling people children for watching them, right Bill? Seems an important distinction when a lot of these shows are not created with an adult audience in mind.
      Long story short, reducing our culture down to comic book entertainment is stupid, as is becoming concerned about the culture because of people switching interest from procedural cop dramas to superhero shows. As to the psychology point, people might be too obsessed with comic book material, I grant that, but I think if that's the lens through which we are thinking about our culture, might sports fan's behavior be a thousand times more problematic?

  • @go-goakins1489
    @go-goakins1489 Před 7 lety +26

    Great segment bill!

  • @eddyrox5150
    @eddyrox5150 Před 7 lety +20

    👌 perfect - as always!!👍👍😎😎

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 Před 7 lety +95

    orange sphincter , ha!!!

    • @potheadkennewick
      @potheadkennewick Před 7 lety +2

      Peanut butter LOL DRUMPF

    • @juanvga
      @juanvga Před 7 lety

      Peanut butter: call someone orange isn't racist????

    • @nikkibeacth
      @nikkibeacth Před 7 lety +2

      Peanut butter Everytime I see an Orange person on the sidewalk I quickly cross the street. When I see one of them enter the elevator I hold my purse a little tighter.

    • @eliascorral
      @eliascorral Před 7 lety

      Juan The One 🚭🚭🚭🚭

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus Před 7 lety +4

    he really takes away really wierd things from watching superhero movies.
    My biggest takeaway would always be: "Being able to fly (or any other super power) would really be cool"

  • @mistercash8555
    @mistercash8555 Před 7 lety +12

    delighted! I have to watch it twice

  • @PacoOtis
    @PacoOtis Před 6 lety +2

    Excellent! As a Vietnam vet I want to thank trump for NOT going to Vietnam. Someone would have depended on him and he would have let them down.

  • @ignaciorodriguez5008
    @ignaciorodriguez5008 Před 7 lety +22

    He forgot Guardians of the Galaxy 2

    • @Multi1628
      @Multi1628 Před 6 lety +2

      2:25 Starload & a Raccoon... Love both Guardians of The Galaxy!

    • @zandileshezi
      @zandileshezi Před 6 lety +1

      Most notably, Black Panther

  • @qa4057
    @qa4057 Před 3 lety +3

    This is great! I haven't laughed this much since watching Blazing Saddles in the 70s

  • @AP-qu8sl
    @AP-qu8sl Před 3 lety +3

    Man, Hillary’s laugh scares the shit out of me

  • @ezrasky3761
    @ezrasky3761 Před 7 lety +7

    Don't attack comic book movies.. that's a huge positive in this day and age of conservative horror.
    .

  • @ronaldachille7998
    @ronaldachille7998 Před 7 lety +16

    Loved this, so funny and accurate.

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas Před 7 lety +20

    Bill? Have you seen the fans of Orange Sphincter? They think Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars was the protagonist.
    These idiots weren't suckered in by super hero movies. They fully acknowledge that Orange Sphincter is the villain.
    AND THEY LOVE HIM FOR IT.
    "Stop respecting our democracy Orange Sphincter! Rule as a tyrant! Jail Hillary! Jail reporters! Jail non-Christians! And BUILD THE DAMN WALL!!!"
    What we're basically living through is the Superman story arc where Lex Luthor got elected President. Everyone on the planet knew he was a villain, but against the expectations of everyone who still believes in the good of humanity, a blatant villain is exactly what tens of millions of Americans were waiting for.

    • @Terastas
      @Terastas Před 7 lety +2

      +philip h Yeah, way to prove my point, Trumpster.
      It might also help if you stop using the same spellchecker as Orange Sphincter ("committed" with two Ms and Ts, snowflake).

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 Před 7 lety

      Terastas well both of them are bald...

  • @annar6591
    @annar6591 Před 6 lety +3

    Well done!
    I do recall hearing him say "I alone can fix it" and knew at that moment that the American people were in big trouble.
    He basically said he doesn't need us with those words and has since marched to his own "music" no matter how out of tune it may be; a one man show.
    And, we have to sit and suffer through the show, but maybe, hopefully not to the end.

  • @CPAStrengthPassion
    @CPAStrengthPassion Před 7 lety +193

    Orange is the new black

  • @Cellularbadboy
    @Cellularbadboy Před 7 lety +15

    Real Time just became the Daily Bugle. Nice job J.J. Jameson

  • @juliemishchuk2589
    @juliemishchuk2589 Před 7 lety +161

    I'm actually really excited for all the movies and shows he mentioned.

    • @MrEdwar084
      @MrEdwar084 Před 7 lety +7

      Julie Mishchuk how do you even get to watch all that shit?, unless you do nothing else all fucking day, and even if.

    • @closeharlan
      @closeharlan Před 7 lety +7

      Me too. Plus I know it's nit picking, but Jessica Jones, Iron Fist (snort....porn...snort), Luke Cage, Defenders and Daredevil aren't technically TV.Also, while I will line up for every one of them, I have been waiting for Wonder Woman all my life, so.....

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 Před 7 lety +3

      Well, I suppose it's something to fill the time when you have no ambition.

    • @SuperiorBeen
      @SuperiorBeen Před 7 lety +7

      Superhero movies are for kids or people with very low IQ. No wonder Trump is the president...

    • @cjtuckerbpmc
      @cjtuckerbpmc Před 7 lety +4

      SuperiorBeen Shows his super power of projecting

  • @yolandamorua2450
    @yolandamorua2450 Před 6 lety +2

    need to to laugh Bill, thank you. the only thing keeping me sane. love your sense of humor.

  • @skeezix8156
    @skeezix8156 Před 7 lety +1

    Bill could be the sidekick Pink Starfish

  • @jhawthorne689
    @jhawthorne689 Před 7 lety +51

    This shit just flat out had me cracking up.

  • @-shaquille-9156
    @-shaquille-9156 Před 7 lety +87

    Bill Maher has the best show out of everyone hands down.

    • @henrikv8211
      @henrikv8211 Před 7 lety +8

      -Shaquille- After a couple months of Trump bashing on every station Maher is probably the closest thing to funny

    • @pokeshorts3239
      @pokeshorts3239 Před 7 lety +2

      I see someone hasn't watched game of thrones

    • @bubbles2980
      @bubbles2980 Před 7 lety +1

      -Shaquille- Barbosa right 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧

    • @dududski
      @dududski Před 7 lety

      stephen colbert, period.

    • @PEPSIMAX2013
      @PEPSIMAX2013 Před 7 lety

      billy boy is aquarius men .. vanguard as hell !!! nobody can reach his level !

  • @niccidee782
    @niccidee782 Před 7 lety +1

    OMG!!! Bill, I almost busted my gutt laughing on this one!!! :)

  • @lesleyleith4440
    @lesleyleith4440 Před 6 lety +1

    A name that will stay forever. WAY TO GO BILL.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  • @penguinfrenzy7332
    @penguinfrenzy7332 Před 7 lety +204

    petiton to interview trump

    • @dulynoted2427
      @dulynoted2427 Před 7 lety +39

      Luke Guilfoyle By Psychiatrists on national TV, with realtime assessment.

    • @bryant126
      @bryant126 Před 7 lety

      Luke Guilfoyle 🏐

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 7 lety +2

      Luke, I was going to ask "WHY??!"
      ...but after reading *Jack's reply*, I'm on board with you guys!!!! hahaha

    • @svenmeier5921
      @svenmeier5921 Před 7 lety

      He'd probably just have to ask Donnie

    • @browntooth8621
      @browntooth8621 Před 7 lety +3

      Petitions don't do anything. Also, Petition* Trump.*

  • @w.d.k.podcast1348
    @w.d.k.podcast1348 Před 7 lety +46

    #orangesphincter
    Get it trending on the Orange Sphincter's bat signal AKA Twitter

  • @billyrock8305
    @billyrock8305 Před 6 lety +4

    Ok that was hilarious! And spot on true!

  • @thesavagejews8774
    @thesavagejews8774 Před 6 lety +10

    Orange sphincter et all riot total riot

  • @VariedVids
    @VariedVids Před 7 lety +124

    Good stuff, Bill!

  • @bobiscool616
    @bobiscool616 Před 7 lety +9

    I'm a conservative but this shit is funny and some of it I agree with. I ain't gonna act like trump is this great president, he's disappointed me as well

  • @errolmitchell5961
    @errolmitchell5961 Před 3 lety

    Hillary’s diabolical laugh took me out 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅!

  • @rephill54
    @rephill54 Před 11 měsíci

    Bill and his writers are absolute geniuses.

  • @ruthlesssavagehatred6428
    @ruthlesssavagehatred6428 Před 7 lety +8

    i love superhero movies

    • @piranha5506
      @piranha5506 Před 7 lety +5

      Ruthless Savage Hatred me too. But there is too many of them with little to no creativity

  • @Fabzil
    @Fabzil Před 5 lety +3

    That deep voice laughing is like Santa Claus

  • @NathanJohnson-eq5vb
    @NathanJohnson-eq5vb Před 6 lety +2

    He hates doing the “new rules” as much as you love hearing them. Listen to the discussion not the flashy lights in the distance

  • @will.a.benjamin
    @will.a.benjamin Před 5 lety +3

    Well put, I seriously do not get this whole superhero craze going on.

  • @SherlocksGameplay
    @SherlocksGameplay Před 7 lety +30

    The Orange Lantern Power Ring is powered by avarice or greed.
    "What's mine is mine and mine and mine.
    And mine and mine and mine!
    Not yours!"
    Pretty much sums up Donald Trump.

  • @adamromero
    @adamromero Před 7 lety +4

    somebody needed to call this shit out

  • @karenshaub8273
    @karenshaub8273 Před 6 lety

    Orange Sphincter has delusions of grandeur! He does make a better
    Super Villain than a Hero!

  • @supergameplayer8617
    @supergameplayer8617 Před 7 lety

    I would send a ton of "Orange Sphincter" DVDs to the Trump Tower mailbox

  • @SergioSunday
    @SergioSunday Před 7 lety +11

    It's like none of y'all seen Logan.

  • @Jarrik73
    @Jarrik73 Před 7 lety +34

    I'm not really sure Bill truly understands the Superhero genre enough to warrant lumping *Conman the Imbecile* in with everything else. Superhero stories can be simplified into more believable movies that lack a *LOT* of luster. The suspension of disbelief is what most of the mainstream movie goers crave. The die-hard geeks and nerds will see it for the source material it's based off of, but that's not a bad thing.
    I understand the stance you're taking, but what you said at the end is all about what the every-day comic reader already knew and reads comics for. They want to be their own superhero.

    • @nickshockley2265
      @nickshockley2265 Před 6 lety

      I usually agree with bill..but superhero movies are about fighting evil..
      FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
      NEVER SURENDER
      FOLLOW YOUR HEART
      AND MORE TRIUMPH SONGS

    • @lmao6t
      @lmao6t Před 6 lety

      Stop over thinking what his real message was!!....peace!

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 Před 6 lety

      Jarrik73
      Perhaps the comic readers should start saving their own lives by getting out of their parents basement.

    • @jamiethomas6701
      @jamiethomas6701 Před 5 lety

      @@nickshockley2265 AND WE HAVE TRUMP? FIGHTING EVIL IS NOT WORKING.

    • @jamiethomas6701
      @jamiethomas6701 Před 5 lety

      @@lmao6t SO RIGHT

  • @LukeBaumstark
    @LukeBaumstark Před 3 měsíci

    Six years later, and I just chuckled at "Stingy Mutant Turtle."

  • @sonyahannah
    @sonyahannah Před 6 lety +1

    Best monologue in a long time!

  • @Diana-mu7pc
    @Diana-mu7pc Před 7 lety +51

    It was funny but it lost me on the logic. Most superhero stories are told in first person perspectives, ie we don't as audience members feel like we're being saved by Superman, but that we are Superman. Not to mention there's really nothing that this emergence of comic book fandom has done to help Trump.

    • @spaceboy2095
      @spaceboy2095 Před 7 lety +3

      Diana Burke You might have found the main reason why BvS was SO bad!

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 Před 7 lety +2

      spaceboy2095 I don't follow your logic.

    • @loopje
      @loopje Před 7 lety +2

      Diana Burke I don't think you understand how emotions work. It has nothing to do with POV and everything with the archetypes in those movies. It's subconscious but he's probably right.

    • @Diana-mu7pc
      @Diana-mu7pc Před 7 lety +2

      robotturkey I get what you're saying but I still doubt it. I feel like some writers tossed out the ideas of a bunch of superhero-related jokes about the Trump administration and compromised them into this monologue because the argument's such a reach. Heroic stories, realistic and supernatural alike, are found in every time period of every culture. It's just that right now the idea of fantasy and sci-fi superheroes are international hits at the box office and highly-rated TV programs in an unprecedented frequency. There's no evidence that the correlation of gullible Trump voters and Marvel & DC live-action projects popping up at the same time has any causation, and I'd especially call bullshit on it because, hell, is there even a significant amount of overlap between these two groups? Seriously, I don't think there's a lot of questions of cinematic taste done by Public Policy Polling.

    • @spaceboy2095
      @spaceboy2095 Před 7 lety

      vgman94 Because in BvS you can't identify with Superman and the "story" is not told from his perspective...

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 Před 7 lety +4

    Excellent metaphor for Captain Moron. Cheers Bill .

  • @loftsatsympaticodotc
    @loftsatsympaticodotc Před 2 lety

    I just reviewed this. GREAT Work, and well spoken Bill Can we hope and pray that more Americans will learn this wisdom!

  • @mauricedrew3150
    @mauricedrew3150 Před 3 lety

    Bill Maher in the great tradition of George Carlin, is a national treasure. Hey, he should have his own super hero movie.