the most edgy simp steam profile ever

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  • čas přidán 21. 04. 2024
  • i have found the most insane pokimane simp steam profile of all time...
    live on twitch: / ohnepixel
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Komentáře • 546

  • @shimuthedoggo4496
    @shimuthedoggo4496 Před měsícem +3264

    This is either a rich dude playing the most expensive joke ever or this is the scariest man to walk the earth

    • @warsouk
      @warsouk Před měsícem +53

      I can't believe he is serious, 100% joke

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Před měsícem +148

      @@warsouk The amount of effort put into this, I highly doubt it's a joke if not this dude is still regularly simping for someone else on the side. Those type of creepy dudes that regularly edit their profile base on what chick they're into at the moment.

    • @sorenvc
      @sorenvc Před měsícem +25

      @@NinjapowerMS it's not much effort... it isn't difficult to turn your profile into this if you already bought showcases and have the knowledge. although this 9 month sub streak is making me question it. must be the loneliest guy ever even more so than me.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Před měsícem +9

      @@sorenvc He has a video uploaded a year ago with Poki mentioning his name so he could link it back to his steam. Yes he's that sad or he's the most committed comedian. Which is still sad if this is your material

    • @HieuVu-lo6st
      @HieuVu-lo6st Před měsícem

      i can tell he joking lol. There is no way your self-esteem was so low that you described your self as autistic monkey and a whole paragraph about barking in several language

  • @leftbehindpinkbicycle1232
    @leftbehindpinkbicycle1232 Před měsícem +5945

    Why is this an official channel video 💀

    • @txhq
      @txhq Před měsícem +40

      cus

    • @FrogShmeat
      @FrogShmeat Před měsícem +302

      Cause it involves his queen

    • @-.-1724
      @-.-1724 Před měsícem +60

      makes it even funnier tbh

    • @MintP1cker
      @MintP1cker Před měsícem +4

      free money

    • @aromatic8565
      @aromatic8565 Před měsícem +17

      Why is this more of a concern to you than the most unhinged obsessive profile 💀

  • @vzus
    @vzus Před měsícem +3049

    the "i need a case to calm down" and "i can quit any time guys" is a classic combo

    • @Dr_goman
      @Dr_goman Před měsícem +2

      Indeed you can bro 😂😂

    • @fermentating3420
      @fermentating3420 Před měsícem +19

      ​@@Dr_goman yes, "indeed you can" is a classic combo

    • @BigDaddyJesus69
      @BigDaddyJesus69 Před měsícem +2

      "and - schade"
      *video ends*

    • @Reapermodus
      @Reapermodus Před měsícem +1

      never understand how you can calm down from opening cases xD either you get sh1t and be mad or you get good stuff and be hyped but 100% not calm xD

    • @acenovaYT
      @acenovaYT Před 27 dny

      the case like straight up put him on the same level as leo haha

  • @nicholasgaulin1085
    @nicholasgaulin1085 Před měsícem +2112

    That’s for sure ohne’s burner steam account.

  • @soldem5237
    @soldem5237 Před měsícem +1473

    bruh 2 groups in common 💀

  • @semi__colon
    @semi__colon Před měsícem +626

    what 3000 hours of counter strike does to a mans brain

    • @Dr_goman
      @Dr_goman Před měsícem +5

      What does 10 k do?

    • @Miko36110
      @Miko36110 Před měsícem +59

      @@Dr_goman belle delphine💀

    • @user-pe6ct7ut8t
      @user-pe6ct7ut8t Před měsícem +11

      @@Miko36110 That aint half bad.. compared to pokiemane.

    • @cxp.b
      @cxp.b Před měsícem +1

      @@Dr_goman what 14k do !!!
      belive me it was a waste of time one thing you should do is respecting your time give evrything its limits and you will be good + dont dooont wast time in this stupid thing 14k hrs for what a game without anti_cheate its realy bad

    • @thighhighenthusiastic1268
      @thighhighenthusiastic1268 Před měsícem +1

      @@Dr_goman you learn russian

  • @seavs1
    @seavs1 Před měsícem +851

    M E N T A L I L L N E S S

    • @TheyabLo_
      @TheyabLo_ Před měsícem +15

      And I thought I'm mentally ill 😂

    • @zaxzun
      @zaxzun Před měsícem +21

      @@TheyabLo_ ive been diagnosed with multiple mental illnes things. and even i feel more normal then that guy

    • @holy_pony8873
      @holy_pony8873 Před měsícem +4

      No but seriously streamers take advantage of people that are weak mentally for whatever reason and make a career out of it, its pathetic

    • @CometWarriorYT
      @CometWarriorYT Před měsícem

      @@zaxzun you probably are more normal than him

    • @Lukasfr
      @Lukasfr Před 26 dny +1

      @@holy_pony8873 what are u even saying what does this video have to do with taking advantage of someone are u ok??

  • @vaznussis8729
    @vaznussis8729 Před měsícem +614

    Can’t even talk trash at that point ngl. If he’s balling he’s balling but man is it frightening to see this much obsession

    • @jenzu4229
      @jenzu4229 Před měsícem +43

      we can always talk trash bruv

    • @NateDargyy
      @NateDargyy Před měsícem +118

      having money aint no excuse for this shit bro

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM Před měsícem

      This isn't ballin, it's just straight up mental illness 💀

    • @VorkTorque
      @VorkTorque Před měsícem +1

      @@NateDargyy Preach

  • @M1chael_
    @M1chael_ Před měsícem +340

    Eva Elfie Peek IS WILD OHNE

  • @fuzzymcgee_
    @fuzzymcgee_ Před měsícem +326

    thanks for clarifying that "this is not your alt account" very suspicious indeed ...

  • @nukamz6583
    @nukamz6583 Před měsícem +480

    keep this man 100000000000000 km away from schools

    • @Blackwell0102
      @Blackwell0102 Před měsícem +24

      ? Poki is pushing 30 mah drillah

    • @ultraviolence3632
      @ultraviolence3632 Před měsícem +43

      away from society you mean

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi Před měsícem +15

      @@Blackwell0102 He is not well. Poki has little to do with it.

    • @jaylowlp6181
      @jaylowlp6181 Před měsícem +1

      @@UmamiPapi Poki is a reason for corruption. Example: A (shown above)

    • @holy_pony8873
      @holy_pony8873 Před měsícem +1

      @@UmamiPapi Youre wrong, dont you understand that streamers do everything in their power to make their audience parasocial. I mean clearly he was weak before that but the whole point it is that theyre trying to exploit that breach...

  • @moronic5805
    @moronic5805 Před měsícem +25

    I love the sudden "Nein!" and "Was?!" in between sentences and silence

  • @gabrieltoma1998
    @gabrieltoma1998 Před měsícem +135

    4k pokimane points is crazy

    • @lilmadlil
      @lilmadlil Před měsícem +1

      I need explaination. How much time is it will be?

    • @nicksmith1988
      @nicksmith1988 Před měsícem

      ​@@lilmadlil its hard to tell because there are many ways to get points faster.
      tier 1 sub=1.2x points
      tier 2 sub=1.4x points
      tier 3 sub=2x points
      other ways to get points: watch streaks 1-5+, participating in raids, google extensions that automatically claim bonuses.)
      if we assume he did none of this and wasnt claiming bonuses in chat, it would take: 1 hours and 20 minutes
      which is not much time ngl

    • @warsouk
      @warsouk Před měsícem +6

      @@lilmadlil not much, couple of hours.

    • @bgbd182
      @bgbd182 Před měsícem +16

      he forgor he was watching Pokimane in his main account not his alt

    • @1cbc81
      @1cbc81 Před měsícem +1

      @@lilmadlil12hrs

  • @asdf0822
    @asdf0822 Před měsícem +60

    Sickening.

  • @Rvx6
    @Rvx6 Před měsícem +130

    imagine the smell of his room

  • @aarohemmo
    @aarohemmo Před měsícem +150

    ohnepixels best alt

  • @haturpl7159
    @haturpl7159 Před měsícem +42

    thats just depressing

  • @danielvelkov116
    @danielvelkov116 Před měsícem +22

    ive never seen someoen so cooked

    • @tpl1339
      @tpl1339 Před měsícem +1

      buddys dry aged

  • @kent-ingestensen5371
    @kent-ingestensen5371 Před měsícem +96

    This is honestly just sad to watch

    • @samp2651
      @samp2651 Před měsícem +1

      like you 😂

    • @Noja2
      @Noja2 Před měsícem +35

      ​@@samp2651? Thats a kindergarden playground level insult

    • @enteoz1694
      @enteoz1694 Před měsícem +3

      It's unbelievable people like that even exist

    • @user-xu1co2mi4k
      @user-xu1co2mi4k Před měsícem

      @@samp2651 did you like yourself lmao

    • @ignatovski04
      @ignatovski04 Před 18 dny

      @@samp2651 average non educated simp kid of pokimane

  • @jyztyz2324
    @jyztyz2324 Před měsícem +33

    most normal ohne vid love it

  • @beacer
    @beacer Před 29 dny +4

    "he wrote a whole book" LMAO

  • @devaliant7969
    @devaliant7969 Před měsícem +6

    1:17 why did he do indian accent for 3 seconds LMAO

  • @MisterDoomHimself
    @MisterDoomHimself Před měsícem +12

    As a fellow dutchman, I need you all to understand he stands alone in this.... He is no longer welcome to buy weed or go the the red zone disctrict... or whatever else we are known for.

  • @DonaCSGO
    @DonaCSGO Před měsícem +20

    Ohnes burner account

  • @leobriccocola8141
    @leobriccocola8141 Před 3 dny +2

    We do not claim this Leo.

  • @Mokka-wb2gl
    @Mokka-wb2gl Před měsícem +1

    I confused and surprised at the whole video but the case opening to “ease his mind” at the end make me laugh

  • @Galeritor
    @Galeritor Před měsícem +13

    poki has to see this clip fr

  • @smokeweave3925
    @smokeweave3925 Před měsícem +9

    if anyone calls you a broke boy show them this

  • @Simon-xk6mq
    @Simon-xk6mq Před měsícem +4

    That story was something else

  • @lodevandenberg5361
    @lodevandenberg5361 Před měsícem +3

    As someone from the Netherlands we DO NOT claim this guy!!!

  • @L3ZC
    @L3ZC Před měsícem +6

    I saw this live and I couldn't believe, I'm seeing it again and I still can't believe

  • @S4NSE
    @S4NSE Před měsícem +1

    I didn't even know you could have that many artwork and screenshot showcases 😂

  • @potassium3649
    @potassium3649 Před 20 dny +3

    bro has the aura (not showering for ages)

  • @md3d519
    @md3d519 Před měsícem +1

    bro was so flabbergasted he went back and forth between english and german

  • @Audiofears
    @Audiofears Před měsícem

    This is for sure a well elaborated prank

  • @DescendDab
    @DescendDab Před měsícem +2

    As a Dutch person, this particular Dutch person has lowered the swagpoints of The Netherlands by 10%

  • @_fd
    @_fd Před měsícem +8

    bro is a version of 2020 you

  • @yalocaldex
    @yalocaldex Před měsícem +3

    I love how he needs to clarify that it's not his alt account 💀

  • @voidworth9004
    @voidworth9004 Před měsícem +6

    i would disown my son

  • @user-it2ss1wm3z
    @user-it2ss1wm3z Před měsícem +4

    imagine starting dating like an actual human just for the girl to see your steam pfp

  • @leothelionslayer5641
    @leothelionslayer5641 Před měsícem +15

    As a Leo we dont claim this person.

    • @DemsW
      @DemsW Před měsícem

      You are opposites on the leo spectrum

  • @Ryzxun
    @Ryzxun Před měsícem +1

    Sad to see these type of people not trying to seek professional help

  • @pepsicola7992
    @pepsicola7992 Před měsícem +5

    Church of Poki got me🤣

  • @whiterhinorecreational9299
    @whiterhinorecreational9299 Před měsícem +3

    Pokimane got ohnopixel talking like xqc

  • @DiegoideGetsNoBitches
    @DiegoideGetsNoBitches Před měsícem +65

    If that man put as much dedication into something else we would have flying cars

  • @ItsLifeJim_VB
    @ItsLifeJim_VB Před měsícem +1

    "guys this is not my alt account" yeah right buddy I'm onto you >:)

  • @sv69n
    @sv69n Před 6 dny +1

    wait 'til guy sees pokimane without makeup

  • @itsdezzire5461
    @itsdezzire5461 Před měsícem +4

    “This is not my old acc”💀

  • @GAZEmusic69
    @GAZEmusic69 Před měsícem +7

    Even if it's a joke, this is just fucking sad

  • @jonathanbrinks7445
    @jonathanbrinks7445 Před měsícem

    Nice of you to finally show us your alt account ohne.

  • @powyyyyy
    @powyyyyy Před měsícem +59

    new mental illness just dropped 😭

  • @ic0nicstreams
    @ic0nicstreams Před měsícem +3

    This is the most relevant Pokimane has been in years.

  • @legiralle
    @legiralle Před 10 dny +1

    Now we know who was her editor

  • @woid0
    @woid0 Před měsícem +9

    dear mr. editor, what was the other thumbnail that didnt make it and ohne waffled about on stream?

    • @IpadBatteryEater
      @IpadBatteryEater Před měsícem +9

      We wanted to use poki feet for thumbnail

    • @woid0
      @woid0 Před měsícem +5

      @@IpadBatteryEater nahh 💀

  • @Fr4uzi
    @Fr4uzi Před 12 dny +1

    Must be Pokimanes editor's steam account

  • @augustcederberg5904
    @augustcederberg5904 Před měsícem +1

    Ohne showed his main 💀

  • @M0nkeyman
    @M0nkeyman Před 19 dny +1

    he wrote a whole book, bro ohnepixel so eine Legende der CS:GO Szene lol

  • @vlonelywrld1426
    @vlonelywrld1426 Před měsícem +1

    i cant believe u cut out the part where u got admitted being ur alt steam account

  • @sylvester4207
    @sylvester4207 Před měsícem

    Me and my friend is having a debate about the Eva Elfie Peek server you were in. We need to get a peek into the server to get to the bottom of this.

  • @MobyHuge123
    @MobyHuge123 Před měsícem +1

    Not the chatgpt 💀

  • @I_agree
    @I_agree Před 28 dny

    Bro is not seeing the gates💀

  • @pr1sm55
    @pr1sm55 Před měsícem +1

    Ohne here acting like he did not just use this as an excuse to get his Pokimane fix.

  • @satou9508
    @satou9508 Před měsícem +2

    ohne's incognito steam account

  • @radddish
    @radddish Před měsícem +1

    korrectionz ? is that you buddy ? PokiBurrito

  • @lazarbro
    @lazarbro Před 6 dny +1

    5:55 Thats hilarious. bro uses cases like cigs

  • @ethernet764
    @ethernet764 Před měsícem +2

    When does a joke stop becoming a joke? When it was serious all along.

  • @Reapermodus
    @Reapermodus Před měsícem

    i for some reason have the sudden feeling to buy a 30 bucks cookie packet

  • @isthatjun
    @isthatjun Před měsícem +2

    “WAT IS THIS PROFAYULLUH”

  • @75tgvfby6
    @75tgvfby6 Před měsícem +11

    blud's gone, there's no turning back for him 😭🙏

  • @miornajib3288
    @miornajib3288 Před měsícem

    "it doesnt make it better you accept it"
    im dying haha

  • @milkcurdle1629
    @milkcurdle1629 Před měsícem +1

    Ohne hahhaha be like "Just want to make that clear, this is not my alt account"

    • @AniPlut0
      @AniPlut0 Před měsícem

      Is the person talking is pokamane simp?

  • @Dr.PeterLaFleur
    @Dr.PeterLaFleur Před měsícem +15

    This world is so empty when it comes to even lowest lvl of self-respect and morals

  • @itagamineko
    @itagamineko Před 28 dny

    sometimes people like something so much, that they feel the need to assert themselves, and prove to themselves by any means necessary, that they absolutely deserve to love this specific thing. Be it an Anime, Fictional Character, Concept or in this case... a Twitch Streamer.
    And this usually goes pretty far, if life lets them.

  • @GDominos
    @GDominos Před 17 hodinami

    if that account is serious, bro aint cooked bro is FRIED 💀🙏

  • @InternalxHD
    @InternalxHD Před měsícem +2

    i lost braincells with simps

  • @EthanSchaner
    @EthanSchaner Před 20 dny

    him actually being subbed is wild bro xd

  • @SpecsWitched
    @SpecsWitched Před 28 dny

    So confused on the skins not shown

  • @ReyOfLight727
    @ReyOfLight727 Před měsícem +1

    Idk if i should impressed or concerned

  • @exus00
    @exus00 Před měsícem +3

    this is so funny how are people unironically taking it seriously

  • @Wrd12
    @Wrd12 Před měsícem +1

    "Guys this is not my other account"
    Are you sure bout that 🤨

  • @jessicaabel3481
    @jessicaabel3481 Před měsícem +1

    That's actually deranged

  • @Twilight.Princess
    @Twilight.Princess Před měsícem +2

    Of all girls…. Pokimane? Geez.

  • @weabooavatar399
    @weabooavatar399 Před měsícem

    I thought pictures were removed in steam

  • @lovesusalmon7665
    @lovesusalmon7665 Před měsícem +2

    He wrote a whole book 💀

  • @samuelmiranda5257
    @samuelmiranda5257 Před měsícem +4

    bro leaked his love for poki on stream LOL

  • @NqniKun2001
    @NqniKun2001 Před měsícem +10

    Discord moderator vides

  • @Ezraph2001
    @Ezraph2001 Před 28 dny +1

    blud made a pokimane fan fiction

  • @seiaghen
    @seiaghen Před 14 dny

    kinda ironic at the end when he started simping for a video game

  • @bgbd182
    @bgbd182 Před měsícem +1

    "not my alt account" Sure

  • @GiulianoVenturo
    @GiulianoVenturo Před měsícem +1

    ngl I dont understand how those kinda ppl have THAT much money. like how do they even have a "life" if all they do is simping all day, like doesn't make sense

  • @noobyplays7679
    @noobyplays7679 Před měsícem +2

    Bro down bad

  • @EthanSchaner
    @EthanSchaner Před 20 dny +1

    I haven't cringed this hard at a steam profile ever.

  • @magnekjeldmark6838
    @magnekjeldmark6838 Před měsícem +1

    He posts tier lists and 1 vs 5 on his 2nd channel (actual good content) and then posts this on him main😭

  • @bekiuwu
    @bekiuwu Před měsícem +1

    I see NSO in background, good account

  • @yarou3124
    @yarou3124 Před měsícem +2

    This guy gets to vote

  • @hans1783
    @hans1783 Před měsícem +1

    There are some things that aren't meant to be understood…

  • @Gavin_jk
    @Gavin_jk Před měsícem +2

    this is sad, he has better skins than me

  • @BotBenedict
    @BotBenedict Před měsícem

    that one weird kid in class be like

  • @randomguy7932
    @randomguy7932 Před měsícem

    "its not my alt guys" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @homesiejonesie7672
    @homesiejonesie7672 Před měsícem

    "guys its ironic" lmfao