I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out your brother, he’s still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE HIM ASAP
There really was an old film schools used to show kids where a man got impaled in the head by a railroad spike. Al must have had to watch that same short film. It was one of the most traumatizing things I ever saw at that young age!
@@elisabethantoine8510 Was it "Kids don't turn into an asshole"? There was the guy whose personality changed because that happened to him. Don't know if he got any infections.
The government needs to do something! Having a soap monster guard is a human right and only a real monster would deny that right. Which soap monsters do. Oh do they ever.
@Music Of The Arts1234567890a So you're saying he was dead serious about a giant talking bar of soap appearing, or did you go to the comments and not pay attention to the video at all?
Best lines: "... whenever you get a railroad spike impailed through your head germs have easy access to your brain" and "Especially on dirty, filthy, cowboys"
"And make sure you wash your hands 30 or 40 times a day, or else a giant talking bar of soap will appear in your bedroom one night, and no one will ever hear from you again."
Ah... 50's scare tactics never fails. "Do this [something very important you need to do] or else THIS will happen [something that will haunt you 'till you die]." All accompanied by a happy-happy-joy-joy song. 😉
kab hes I immediately thought of JaboodyDubs. Like this would be a spoof video where the three figures are watching this video and commenting over it with funny voices or jokes.
It's like watching The 'Weird Al' Show again. I can imagine some people actually following this advice. Al, I thank you for providing something positive during these hard times.
@@DoyleFM If they gargle with HCl, they won't be a problem for long. And that would be a best case scenario. I would hope that people aren't that dumb, but you're right. There are a few Darwin Award winners around.
Funny thing is, the bit about putting glue on open cuts isn't entirely too far-fetched. 'Liquid bandages' is basically a similar substance to superglue. Topical, dries fast, meant to prevent crud from getting in.
Weird Al was my first ever concert. My dad took me and my best friend. This was played between songs. My dad didn't want to be there, but this made him laugh so hard.
I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out everyone, they’re still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE THEM ASAP
Oh thank goodness. Last night I almost told myself that I shouldn't check up my nose, but I showed my brain who's boss, and marched right to my bathroom at 3:45 A.M., and shoved my flashlight right up my nose. That'll show em' who's boss. Thanks Al for spreading the facts.
Alton Brown did a humorous Handwashing Tutorial! czcams.com/video/rnI0PHIFEMA/video.html (Here's the G-rated version: czcams.com/video/tIwdf3WKe3Y/video.html)
"Run... Run for your lives... Before the germs get YOU, too!" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both and snorted so hard my larynx collapsed.
Definitely in the top 5 ways germs have entered my body. Maybe even top 3. Right after swallowing a live squid whole and accidentally drinking that sarcophagus juice they found a couple years ago, both of which have happened more times than I care to count.
I feel like Al knows a lot of things that we don't. ...or at least a lot of things that *I* don't. I don't want to make any assumptions about what you know.
I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out everyone, they’re still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE THEM ASAP
I think Weird Al should be appointed to the Corona virus task force, anyone with this grasp of science and medicine is badly needed in Washington in this time of crisis. I personally pledge a 4 pack of Charmine extra soft and 2 travel size bottles of Purel to help cover his salary!
Dear Al, I full-on, platonically love you! As much as one can feel bro-love for a total stranger, anyway. You're the best. Please, never stop your hilarity spreadings.
I remember this from the Weird Al Show DVDs. Al talked a lot in the DVD commentaries about how obsessed the network was to never depict actions which children might get hurt trying. But I guess gargling with hydrochloric acid after every meal is perfectly okay!
Just so everyone is aware that Giant Bar of Soup is Named "Soapy" He is a "Germ Fighter" and some manner of Fancy Cowboy Hellbent on telling kids that it isn't sissy to wash up.
@@crgrier Yeah, one time I had an asthma attack at school, and a girl next to me sprayed perfume on me 'because I was sick', which only made it worse. Why do people jump to conclusions?
I feel like the railroad spike through the head is a reference to "Don't Wear Those Shoes," 1986 'cause it includes a part about shoving a 6-inch railroad spike through his head.
I'll gladly take medical advice from this man. He is like a surgeon, after all.
Or was it virgin, I can’t seem remember. 😂
He's *_like_* a surgeon.
Oh and an architect
Yes, dare to be stupid.
😂
Just trying to get people to stop asking you to make "my Corona" I see.
Snoofy YT
But it exists?
@Snoofy YT he said on Twitter that he won't
He already has "My Balogna" Quit asking him to screw up a perfectly good song.
Look up Styxhexenhammer666's cover on youtube "My Corona"
Here... Just to hold y'all over...
czcams.com/video/cyRpzcN_S44/video.html
I lost my brother to a giant bar of soap. It means a lot to me that you've spread awareness of them
You have my deepest sympathies.
I dropped that soap as soon as I heard about it
Sa
I am so sorry. 😢
I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out your brother, he’s still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE HIM ASAP
“whenever you get a railroad spike impaled in your head.” 😂😂😂😂 Weird Al, you’re gold!
I'm still laughing at that one
That’s when I realized this was no normie 1950s commercial,
There really was an old film schools used to show kids where a man got impaled in the head by a railroad spike. Al must have had to watch that same short film. It was one of the most traumatizing things I ever saw at that young age!
@@elisabethantoine8510 Was it "Kids don't turn into an asshole"? There was the guy whose personality changed because that happened to him. Don't know if he got any infections.
Erica Weiner ...don’t judge us if we get together and liquefy your body, Al, so that we can harvest that gold to feed our families teehee
Finally, someone's saying something about the giant, phantasmal bars of soap who have plagued society for decades.
This whole virus situation is a ploy by Big Soap to haunt people's bedrooms.
My grandma was killed by a giant talking bar of soap (I swear if anyone takes this seriously)
macho man My grandma got run over by a reindeer.
The government needs to do something! Having a soap monster guard is a human right and only a real monster would deny that right. Which soap monsters do. Oh do they ever.
I thought I was the only one this was happening to, last time it almost got me and dragged me to the underworld.
I get the strange feeling that Weird Al is worried about us
everybody's worried about us
Olivia Kennedy lol
Same
Well obviously, without us he won't get another ALbum go double platinum
Al is worried about ALL of his close, personal friends
Very informative. Thank you Al!
Berd? In this comment section? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
_You need more likes, berd_
Hello! I’m subbed to you!
hello berd
Especially the rail road spike through the head part
I mean, he ain't called "Sane Medical Advice" Al.
Patrick Dillon but he should be
Wym I do all of this everyday
“Giant talking bar of soap” 🤣, weird al never fails to amuse me
And you'll never be heard from again.
I got visited by a walking pair of pajamas with laundry detergent. Close enough?
A RaIL RoaD SPiKe ThROugH YouR HeAD
or just run!!!! everyone now during is time
@Music Of The Arts1234567890a So you're saying he was dead serious about a giant talking bar of soap appearing, or did you go to the comments and not pay attention to the video at all?
Weird Al's here to remind us to keep our sense of humor during a crisis situation
Its workin....
@@cavekritter1 Totally working. This was wonderful. We can get through this. It's changing us as a people, but for the better.
Wait this was a jokenoh god I did everything he said
It wasn't a crisis until all of society stopped over something only slightly worse than the flu
@@_Stormfather You won't be laughing when your butt needs wiping.
Some people have a lighthearted sense of humor.
Others have a dry, or a dark, or a sick sense of humor.
Me? I have a *Weird Al* sense of humor.
I simultaneously have no idea what you mean...and know *exactly* what you mean.
That shouldn't be possible.
Why isn't the universe imploding?🤔
I finally found the perfect comment to explain my life
Best lines: "... whenever you get a railroad spike impailed through your head germs have easy access to your brain" and "Especially on dirty, filthy, cowboys"
That was the tipoff that this was made for fun.
"And make sure you wash your hands 30 or 40 times a day, or else a giant talking bar of soap will appear in your bedroom one night, and no one will ever hear from you again."
A pair of pajamas appeared in my bedroom one night when I was a baby to dump laundry detergent on my head.
@@nuclearcatbaby1131 I... what?
Seanerzat It was just a dream. I must have been watching too much Beetlejuice at the time.
Monty Python should've done something like this.
Ah... 50's scare tactics never fails. "Do this [something very important you need to do] or else THIS will happen [something that will haunt you 'till you die]." All accompanied by a happy-happy-joy-joy song. 😉
It’s weird seeing this kind of humor without three silhouettes in the foreground 😂
what do mean?
MST3K reference.
kab hes I immediately thought of JaboodyDubs. Like this would be a spoof video where the three figures are watching this video and commenting over it with funny voices or jokes.
I understood that reference!
same
It's like watching The 'Weird Al' Show again.
I can imagine some people actually following this advice.
Al, I thank you for providing something positive during these hard times.
You ain't just whistling Dixie... the Tide Pod eating, condom "nostriled" millenial crowd is just demented enough.
😕
@@DoyleFM If they gargle with HCl, they won't be a problem for long. And that would be a best case scenario. I would hope that people aren't that dumb, but you're right. There are a few Darwin Award winners around.
Funny thing is, the bit about putting glue on open cuts isn't entirely too far-fetched.
'Liquid bandages' is basically a similar substance to superglue. Topical, dries fast, meant to prevent crud from getting in.
@@Shenorai The more you know...
Weird Al was my first ever concert. My dad took me and my best friend. This was played between songs. My dad didn't want to be there, but this made him laugh so hard.
I'm glad Al is being productive while social distancing
F^ck social distancing, don't be such a zombie
@@lightsrallon907 ... but nobody's home. o_O
The most important of Public Service Announcements
Wait I’m not the only one seeing a giant talking bar of soap at night? Take that therapist!
Yay! So am I! Does it sometimes go in your mouth? Mine does...
I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out everyone, they’re still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE THEM ASAP
*speaks into hidden mic* we have a turd in the punchbowl... ok everyone there is no such thing as a giant talking soap bar move along
Weird times call for Weird Al and his infinite wisdom.
We might just beat this outbreak yet.
God I love this video.
But will we ever stop the Giant, Talking, Bars of Soap?
The narrator's voice is very comforting. Reminds me of the films
we saw at lunchtime in elementary school on rainy days!
Thanx Al. I so needed the reminder about Toe Jam.......
"Whenever possible, have your dinner prepared inside a hyperbaric chamber..." 😂
Google searches of “hydrochloric acid” just rose exponentially.
Thought he said Krazy Glue.
@@virginiaconnor8350 Krazy glue on wound, acid for mouthwash. Hope everyone knows this is to be funny not serious lol that'd kill you
Or you know, you can just puke into your own mouth and just swish it around for a minute or two.
HCl. Not something to mess around with 😁
@@emeraldkat2167 Gross! TMI!
Oh thank goodness. Last night I almost told myself that I shouldn't check up my nose, but I showed my brain who's boss, and marched right to my bathroom at 3:45 A.M., and shoved my flashlight right up my nose. That'll show em' who's boss. Thanks Al for spreading the facts.
You won't see any other celebrity using their CZcams to promote cleanliness. God bless Al
Not true actually, there's plenty of late night show hosts promoting all the WHO recommendation and they could be considered as "celebrities"
@@Luumus I meant singers
Alton Brown did a humorous Handwashing Tutorial! czcams.com/video/rnI0PHIFEMA/video.html
(Here's the G-rated version: czcams.com/video/tIwdf3WKe3Y/video.html)
Try conan Obrien
Don't worry, the Kardassion's are warning people about covid-19's ability to stick to plastic.
I remember seeing this on one of Weird Al’s DVDs about 15 years ago, still funny :D
"Run... Run for your lives... Before the germs get YOU, too!"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both and snorted so hard my larynx collapsed.
I think it's time to binge-watch Weird Al.
20 years later, this is still relevant
Just face it guys HE IS NOT MAKING "MY CORONA" 😂
well it falls under too easy for his immense skills and besides it's already been done and on youtube somewhere...
Jason Park made My Corona
Well now I feel bad for sneezing on the screen.
Getting a railroad Spike to impale your skull is so damn relatable, it's happened atleast once or twice to all of us. 🤦♂️
Definitely in the top 5 ways germs have entered my body. Maybe even top 3. Right after swallowing a live squid whole and accidentally drinking that sarcophagus juice they found a couple years ago, both of which have happened more times than I care to count.
Its a great day when al uploads
Rody Drawinzz but these are reuploads...
I feel like he knows something we dont...
I feel like Al knows a lot of things that we don't.
...or at least a lot of things that *I* don't. I don't want to make any assumptions about what you know.
He knows about the Bars of soap!
An important health and safety message from Weird Al" Yankovic
At least Weird Al is giving us the real truth on how to survive all of this.
"On apples"
Me: *throws apple that I was eating far away*
XD
Y E E T
He had to use those yucky parts, to make his robot friends!
Lol
Whenever I need life advice or any kind of guidance, I always look to Weird Al.
*Weird Al should be in charge of the school system* He would do a great job because he is so funny and could actually get the kids to pay attention.
damn i need to wash my hands 30-40 times a day.
dont want a giant talking bar of soap to appear in my bedroom.... lmao
I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out everyone, they’re still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE THEM ASAP
Great Timing Al!
Super glue on a cut,
I've done that many of times.
It actually does work.
🤘🤠
He recovered this from a parallel universe 1960s where humanity was wiped out by covid a few decades early
The Legend is Back!
The man, the myth finally uploaded.
“Germs are tiny little molecules that want to kill you”😂
Simultaneously telling us to take care of ourselves, and to not overreact and do something stupid, all while making us laugh. Nice.
The last time I was this early, Al still wore glasses!
Glad to see someone has kept thier head through all of this. :)
Physician here.
Every word of this video is absolutely true.
It’s talking about germs killing everybody and everything, but it’s in that sing songy voice they had, so it seems just fine
It's the same thing that you would see between sets at a concert. I love it
Can always count on Weird Al to step up when stuff starts to get messy
I love Weird Al sense of humor
"Whenever you get a railroad spike impaled through your head"
*that escalated quickly*
well well well.
Hey, you are first
MultiGamerClub I was walking in a desert and I saw three cylindrical, stone containers of water. And I said...
Well well well.
You’re first!!!
First
well well well, if it isn’t Perry the Platypus.
Laughter is the best medicine! alyankovic thank you for continuing your essential service to humankind!
I hope I don't get a railroad spike impaled in my head, just in case germs get access to my brain.
Love the 50’s and early 60’s style it goes for.
I think Weird Al should be appointed to the Corona virus task force, anyone with this grasp of science and medicine is badly needed in Washington in this time of crisis. I personally pledge a 4 pack of Charmine extra soft and 2 travel size bottles of Purel to help cover his salary!
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.
I'm more happy than I should be that this was a PSA instead of a covid-19 parody song. Exactly what we needed. Thank you.
This is perfect. 😱 Run hide, cower in FEAR!
Dear Al,
I full-on, platonically love you! As much as one can feel bro-love for a total stranger, anyway. You're the best. Please, never stop your hilarity spreadings.
If you get dirt on your hands, wash it off right away, because dirt is *DIRTY*
I remember seeing this at one of the concerts. Priceless!
Oh man this is the kinda classic stuff that makes me miss the weird al show.
But Al, "Covid-19"-"Come on Eileen" parody...
Nice!
Second!
This is creepy and hilarious at the same time.
The humam body is made of many yucky parts, and it's important to keep germs away from every one of them.
Please make more of these. 🤣😂🤣😂
I remember this from the Weird Al Show DVDs. Al talked a lot in the DVD commentaries about how obsessed the network was to never depict actions which children might get hurt trying. But I guess gargling with hydrochloric acid after every meal is perfectly okay!
Well, now we have CZcams. Who needs sane advice anyways.
Thank you, Al, for keeping us all so well informed. 😂
The earliest I have ever been
Man! I really thought this was a real PSA from the 50's!...oh...wait......was it??!!
I love you, Weird Al.
If he had been born 30 years later, Weird Al would be considered the greatest CZcams reviewer of all time
Weird Al is the person Evernote knows yet is still underrated
Well gee wizz, next time I get a railroad spike impaled in my head I'll make sure to check for germs. Thanks AL!!
I like that the clip used for running away was one of the clips used in the Christmas At Ground Zero video
Just so everyone is aware that Giant Bar of Soup is Named "Soapy" He is a "Germ Fighter" and some manner of Fancy Cowboy Hellbent on telling kids that it isn't sissy to wash up.
Darn, Weird Al's voice sounded very different back in the 50's...
AL IS MY FAVORITE MODERN GENIUS !
A very timely reminder, thanks Al. I loved the dirt one as well!! You are nothing short of a comedic legend and Genius!!
Thank you Al, very informative and thought provoking
Weird Al, society needs to lock you in your house more often.
Where would we be without you, Al? ❤️
How'd we wait this long without this?
Oh no I forgot to burn my clothes this morning
It’s time for everyone to to bring out their inner” Adrian Monk!’
this is Gold that vintage narration was nailed perfectly Don Willson would be proud of you Al.
I remember 3 weeks ago when we had a good laugh about this.....Now I'm taking down notes. No more railroad spikes to the skull for me.
"Dirty cowboys"
BRB, looking up California Big Hunks.
What ever you do, don't Google search "Dirty cowboys".
Ram Ranch
And if all else fails, RUN!
Me: Dang it, I have asthma.
Me too. Funny the look on people's face when I have an asthma attack in public now. Coughing? OMG it's COVID-19!!
@@crgrier Yeah, one time I had an asthma attack at school, and a girl next to me sprayed perfume on me 'because I was sick', which only made it worse. Why do people jump to conclusions?
@@MemeSauce She probably thought the perfume would kill the germs (even though perfume doesn't work that way).
Hop into this Radio Flyer wagon and I'll pull you to safety.
You only have to be able to run faster than the slowest one in the group... 😎👍
Again, perfectly timed...
Weird Al... I insist you make one of these a day going forward. It's a must.
I feel like the railroad spike through the head is a reference to "Don't Wear Those Shoes," 1986 'cause it includes a part about shoving a 6-inch railroad spike through his head.
I feel like it's a reference to Phineas Gage and I feel like the thing you think it's referencing is a reference to Phineas Gage as well.
That end thing with the newspapers and stuff was from Christmas at ground zero, right?
Yeah, it is lol
Ok. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this.
Btw, one of the very few Christmas songs I will willingly listen to.
Which in turn is from Duck and Cover.
The footage came from 1953's "War of the Worlds". The germs were on our side in that one...
@@Pygar2
I think you've hit the railroad spike on the head, with that one. This September, we might add to this story. Yes?
"And dogs are full of germs too, so never let a dog eat your hair." XD!
I love how it progressively gets more informational