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I don’t give a fuck if Kyle’s stories are real are not, they’re entertaining regardless and that’s all I care about
Spoken like a true american
Kyle telling these stories reminds me of Michael Cera in Superbad talking about going to adult parties and having conversations with the adults.
Kyle can’t remember all the lies he tells about school.. it’s getting ridiculous…
@reconz 82299 i love the my dad would never beat up anyone but i remember him telling a story about his beating up a farm worker
@@bencousins7311 he kicked the guy in the butt
Maybe his lies are the truth 🤔
Kyle is like Heath Ledger’s joker
@@bencousins7311 see but that farm worker isnt just wronging him, he’s costing him money
They 100% do that in Canada too lol. Nobody i know was held back a grade they dont fail kids anymore.
You can fail high-school.
In certain circumstances, they will give a student a certificate instead of a diploma if they don't meet all the criteria to graduate.
They tried with me in 7th grade because I refused to do Homework...but my Standardized Testing Scores were extremely high so I couldn't be held back by middle school "credits". They tried to do it on a High School like system where you got credits for classes.
Oh, and this was in the California Bay Area, the Mecca of Wokeness.
Only for graduation they fail you least for highschool for me
I failed grade 11 so badly that I decided not to go back to highschool and just did grade 11 and grade 12 by distance education during my grade 11 summer and a couple months thereafter. Then I had my basically the entire grade 12 year free where I did whatever I wanted, I mostly played Diablo 2 and EverQuest and Counter-Strike mod for Half Life. I went to prom that year and everyone was surprised I was still alive. I used to feel like such an adult walking around during the day when I typically should have been held hostage in high school for that entire year.
kyles lies are the best stories
i was home schooled 12yrs, my only friends were from skating rink on the weekends with my babysitter friends. wouldnt change it.
I’m sure they felt really genuine. I got lucky with a great group of friends from 1st grade, still here
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 oh I don't fuckin hang with anyone any more.
Kyle is no where near as smart as he thinks he is lol ; still interesting dude tho
What Harley is talking about happened to me, to a lesser extent with math. I stopped careing in middle school and didn't learn any math. When I hit high school and had to actually pass classes I was screwed in my math classes and had to bs my way through making them up
I missed 78 days of high school in NY one year. By law I shouldn't have passed, but I did. I'm not sure why.
I did the work, and got mostly A's, but technically I shouldn't have passed.
New York has retarded education rules. Such as passing a class but not passing the regents for that class means you have to take the test again.
Lol missed 56 days and did summer school
@Chieff I think they make those rules for people who are failing anyway.
You probably get leniency for top tier grades. If your test scores are bringing up the entire class average, it doesn't make sense to punish you. That's my theory anyway.
Yeah my high school told me that I couldn’t miss any more full days because I skipped 10 full days within like a month my senior year so they told me I had to attend atleast 1 class to not be absent the whole day so I legitimately went to one class a day for entirety of my senior year 😂😂😂
They must’ve not had that in TX cause i know hella people that got held back😂
I got held back in kindergarten cuz i was too young but im the only person i know who was
less morons walking around we need to hold people back more
@@TheGreatestJediOfAllTime actually i knew someone who was held back in kindergarten too, I cant remember exactly why he was, it's been many years. I wonder if he's even still alive; he was THAT kid who printed out fake money and tried it out in the school cafeteria in middle school. Yes the rare middle school in Canada where most high schools are 8-12
I’m in Dallas and I grew up bad. I got held back 3 times as a freshman. Not cause I’m dumb or anything I just skipped school a lot. Literally for days and then weeks. Id just walk around the hallways and boom I’m already out the doors crossing the street and grabbing my bud and rillos that I stashed lol. I got into a lot of trouble too from 5th grade all the way up till I was 17. That’s when I settled down and got my shit together. I got expelled from a lot of schools. Placed in disciplinary educational alternative schools since the 6th grade. I got sent to juvie camps and did time (like 6-8 months). My mom tried her hardest with me but I was just an angry lil boy. Ended up graduating at 19 (a year late) and now I’m in community college. Majoring in business administration but I’m thinking about changing my major to automotive or something with IT.
Love you mom💯
Kids commonly hide dyslexia, it doesn’t mean they’re “slow”, necessarily.
My senior year of highschool in GA back in 2011 I had a friend who skipped 130 days of our 180 day school year and they told him if he showed up everyday for the last 30 days of school they would pass him with all Cs. The superintendent for our county got fired the next year because they were fudging the test scores for the high school graduation tests and students grades to get more funding.
I absolutely missed too many days of class senior year of high school. My assistant principal could have made me go to court for truancy. He let it slide and I got my diploma.
Being a professional Russian > middle school
Kyle lies a lot so it’s hard to know when to believe him
The legend of Lyle continues....
Is this a meme, or is Kyle genuinely just a malicious pathological liar?
@@Avo7977 you just gotta know a liar when you see one, it’s more of him embellishing stories to make him seem cooler than he is cause he’s know to do pretty cool stuff. More of just stretching the truth but it got annoying after awhile.
What has he lied about?
@@AAllen-br8it do your research my man
Kyle be awe of my Tism
this happened to me fell far behind in 7th grade wasnt ready to pass but they passed me anyway the domino effect of this was me just dropping out and getting my ged as soon as i turned 16
Watching Hurleys face during Woodys idiotic rant is hilarious.
*No Child Left Behind*
Thanks George W. Bush!! I witnessed my brother go through exactly what Kyle was talking about. My brother with my parents in the same room as the principle and his teacher told my parents “ Well you see, he isn’t on the same level with reading and math as everyone else. We can’t hold him back because cause it COULD severely affect his social life.” My dad said “ I could give a damn about his social life! If his friends are true friends they’ll be there no matter what!! But your telling me you can’t hold him back so he has a CHANCE at understanding and improving instead you push him forward to not understand or not be able to have any social life at all????!!!!” “ His self esteem…” *DOO SLAMS!!* my brother figured out its better to just go work and make a dollar than be stupid k in that system. That was when he was in 1st grade. He learned his sophomore year that work was better than school.
This isn't unique to the U.S. I entered school a year early in Canada, I was "smart" but extremely immature and just never did any work or take the time to learn anything. By the time I was in fourth grade my mom tried to have me held back, the school said no. Gave the same reason they gave your brother, great lesson for nine year old btw. After I had that knowledge, I skipped classes like crazy, when high school came around I did the same thing as your brother and worked at Mcdonalds, skipping classes. Still got a diploma despite the fact my education was comprised of Halo 3 weapon spawn locations and fry cook times. Had to do some distance learning courses while I worked the summer to get into University. The absoluety ironic part of it all was it put me "ahead" of my friends (Even some of the AP students, who were way smarter than I could dream to be), I had a good bit of money saved going into Uni. My kids will not be going to a Canadian public school, I won't force them to work, but I won't force them to waste time on the farce I went through.
This system seems very ill conceived to me. Where I grew up you didn’t get held back because we had 3 different levels of each subject.
So you can be in the highest class for Maths and the lowest for Language. If you tried hard you could move up.
It seemed to work well for the majority of people. Except the extremely unmotivated or the genuinely stupid.
Ps. Obviously I wasn’t in the highest English class haha
i’m glad everyone is calling kyle on his bs 😂
He love talk about himself
"likelikelike"
I once went to school in a rather poor neighborhood where they made the teachers by all their own paper for handouts and daily class work. This is quite expensive, so my math teacher and acted a policy where if you brought her a ream of paper, she would give you 10 points on a test. The only problem is that there was no cap on this, so I just showed up the day of my final and handed her 10 reams of paper and went home.
I dropped out after Junior year. Not by choice there where family issues. But the year before that, I failed Geometry. So I took it again Junior year. Failed that again (Although I still was in AP reading, politics etc, I hated Math and never even tried). I came back when I was 20 to take my GED. I KNEW there was no way I pass. No way. I coasted through school getting Ds in math my whole life, and never even attended Senior year. So I took the test and went home, sure I would fail that. Passed with flying colors. To this day, I do not understand how that works. I either got STUPID lucky with my answers, or there is something wrong lol. Or our standards are dumb to begin with. I wish I knew when I was a Junior I could have just went and took a GED test and gotten out of high school a year early lol. I went on to community college after that. Even though I had a Freshman level understanding of math at best, never had issues somehow and I was in computer science as a major. Our school system seems more and more like time padding on a ramped level. Shit's fucked.
The GED Test was insanely easy. I got a 99 percentile on it and I dropped out Sophomore year. Did the Test over Two days. Wasn't recommended to do multiple sections a day but had to get the GED for the Army. Also had an 84 percentile ASVAB Score when I took it for the Army at MEPS.
I'm a good test taker, things just stick in my head. I had authority issues so didn't care about school, didn't like most people, and by sophomore year I had to work full time regardless so couldn't stay in school even if I had wanted to. Learning on my own was much more beneficial for me.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 Funny you mention the multiple sessions in one day XD I took all sections the same day. Took me 7 hours. Had to take a 45 minute train ride to get there at 6AM, so I figured "Fuck this im not coming back again unless I have to". Seemed to work out alright.
I remember being so fuckin tired coming home from the Trax station. Still had to walk 4 blocks to get home. I knew I failed, but then I got an email notification on my phone. I looked and sure enough: passed.
I felt so happy but also sorta concerned about how shit our education system was I could swoop in there, wing it, and have basically the equivalent of a Highschool diploma. I am surprised/scared/proud you had even less formal education and still got through. Fuck the way the way this system works lol. Might tell my kids some day to just try and get a GED like Sophomore year and see how it goes. A two year head start in work experience is a pretty potent boost to living REAL life outside of school. Work experience is infinitely more valuable to me than a GED. Plus who wouldn't support a kid looking for work at the age of 16/17 who already 'graduated'?
@@justinlast2lastharder749 bro same I dropped out sophomore year came back at 20 to take my GED for the navy passed it and then got a 75 on my asvab and my line scores were so insane they decided to let me waive all of my medical issues
My georgia school experience was different. We had a 16 year old in 8th grade lol.
I learn basic algebra and how to fill in a format for a English paper which I then used for every single writing assignment given to me which chat gbt has now replaced
i helped a dude who was a varsity ball player, a couple grades ahead of me. he couldn't read, couldn't write, couldn't do math.
Woody: I know it, I looked it up
Then you didn’t know it..
my high school westport high school asked all the seniors that had no chance to graduate to drop out to spike there grad rate my friend got a letter it was pretty fucked up
The FPS russia side of kyle now make sense. The real russian was all long within him lmaoo
Kyle skipped those grades because he was bullied, I heard him talk about it in another podcast.
Dont slander my big man kyle
@@garfield5647 it’s true he’s talked about it before
He gives off bullied kid energy that has a chip on his shoulders
The only kids in my school that proclaimed they were “against organized sports” were bullied loner kids… if that tells you anything
@@jimirsayssponsor5844 we need to ban organized sports
the whole no child left behind thing was really fucked. when i left school i was a freshmen sophmore junior and a senior. there was a year i went to gym once. one day was marked present. still passed. no wonder were fked as a society XD
I got expelled twice and missed countless days and still graduated. It really is a joke
You can’t write properly and it shows.
did the same shit haha canada will let u do nothing till grade 10. luckily i did learn stuff i just played the attendance system
You live up North or something? What kind of backwards hicktown allows that?
Watching woody losing his shit over Kyle's tale of the slightest amount of good ol boy shenanigans is hysterical. Woody it's a high school diploma, noone cares.
Harley looks uncomfortable as F! Since he is an ex teacher
The no child left behind only applied up to 8th grade high school you had to actually do your work and pass to graduate but it doesn't matter now since it's been abolished and on top of that more children are being homeschooled now more than ever which means if the parents are good at their job they're getting a good education anyways
Taylor, Woody and Harley all know that Kyle is lying, right?
Anyone else seeing what I'm seeing with harleys lights?
This guy is such a liar
If you dont count covid where i skipped and cheated LOTS of school ive still missed at least a quarter or semester of school with covid ive missed like 1.5 years of school
Me💀
Why everyone shitting on Kyle?
Speaks for the American school system. Not.
"Oh i know it." shameful pause "I, I looked it up." fml i hate woody