What NOT to do in Japan 🇯🇵 WORST Etiquette Disaster

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  • What NOT to do in Japan! 3 horrors stories on when life in Japan goes wrong from food to language blunders.
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    Edited by Marcus Canning & Chris Broad
    00:00 The Japanese Language Mistake
    07:59 The Awful Sushi Mistake
    19:50 The Lying to Ken Watanabe Mistake
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  • @AbroadinJapan
    @AbroadinJapan  Před 11 měsíci +1477

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD: Three horror stories in equal measure. But which was the worst mistake of all? You decide. And if you want more of these story time videos guys let me know - hit the like button! That’s often the main way we work out if people like the content or not.

    • @reecehickey7455
      @reecehickey7455 Před 11 měsíci +42

      Defiantly the sushi mistake, mr. broad.

    • @TheKewlPerson
      @TheKewlPerson Před 11 měsíci +2

      Maybe the language mistake? Idk haven't had time to watch the video yet but also want to still comment early so my reply's not hidden lol

    • @XYXYZ
      @XYXYZ Před 11 měsíci +4

      the language barrier story was hilarious!

    • @PONO-go3ee
      @PONO-go3ee Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ahh YouOrder a Big Chimpo

    • @AirTMZ
      @AirTMZ Před 11 měsíci +11

      The barrier issue was funny, but the sushi story must have been REALLY embarrassing

  • @jorgeporras9262
    @jorgeporras9262 Před 11 měsíci +7889

    Ken Watanabe asserting his dominance by calling Chris' BS is one of the funniest things I've heard on the channel hahaha

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 Před 11 měsíci +408

      I hope he ended up explaining to Ken why he lied.

    • @Vagabond820
      @Vagabond820 Před 11 měsíci +54

      @@cancerino666 me too

    • @M______M
      @M______M Před 11 měsíci +71

      @@cancerino666 well, he just did in the video. :)

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 Před 11 měsíci +220

      Chris needs a shirt saying "I Got Rumbled by Ken Watanabe."

    • @Emperorerror
      @Emperorerror Před 11 měsíci +105

      I can't believe he literally caught it on camera lmao

  • @xjunebug1452
    @xjunebug1452 Před 11 měsíci +3039

    I'm somewhat convinced that the chef was purposely feeding you the worst things on the menu just to see how far he can push a foreigner 😂

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono Před 11 měsíci +325

      That's the true, Gaijin Smash. :p

    • @superboobs890
      @superboobs890 Před 11 měsíci +78

      A lot of people like the food he ate. Personally I think Geoduck is delicious.

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu Před 11 měsíci +177

      In many countries there are traditional foods that many local people love but they know that foreigners probably hate it. But they feed that to tourists anyway to see their reaction. Here in Finland those disgusting traditional foods are mämmi (an Easter dessert that is made from malted rye and it looks like poo) and salmiac (a black licorice candy that has ammonium chloride in it, different tasting salt than the regular table salt sodium chloride). I hate mämmi but I love salmiac. 😊

    • @takayamuramoto4490
      @takayamuramoto4490 Před 11 měsíci +20

      @@Pehmokettu salmiac is very popular, at least in germany.

    • @Leilani91
      @Leilani91 Před 11 měsíci +42

      Mirugai & akagai are some of my favorite sushi, but tbf I grew up eating it, although my dad didn't tell me what it was for years & then when he told me, it was already too late, I didn't care.

  • @koan7144
    @koan7144 Před 11 měsíci +1318

    Worst I've done in Japan is calling my Japanese host family mum - "mama-san". I was explained that "mama-san" is actually a term they use for mistreses in brothels 😮 It was the honest mistake all was good, the only one bothered at the end was ME since they let me call her that for like 2 weeks 😅

    • @rashelflores6712
      @rashelflores6712 Před 11 měsíci +91

      that is hilarious haha

    • @resolutelament
      @resolutelament Před 11 měsíci +23

      LOL

    • @spritemoney
      @spritemoney Před 11 měsíci +13

      What's the proper term to use?

    • @nigsbalchin226
      @nigsbalchin226 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Indeed, sometimes having your weaknesses tolerated can turn out to be a burden! 🤣

    • @user-tt5xj5ib1e
      @user-tt5xj5ib1e Před 11 měsíci +12

      Thank you I needed that laugh today :) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaghettiNachos
    @SpaghettiNachos Před 9 měsíci +172

    I think the Genkin and Genki mix up is the funniest to me. Just imagine, you're having a great day, nothing can mess it up. Your wife packed you your favorite bento for lunch. Then some English bro rolls in, screws up the toll and when you try to fix it and ask him for money he goes "I'm good" and speeds off. Dude was probably destroyed for the rest of the day

    • @vokay
      @vokay Před 5 měsíci +10

      Absolute king behavior

    • @gsingh5402
      @gsingh5402 Před měsícem

      This is how nihangs act in punjab

    • @pangkouxiong1244
      @pangkouxiong1244 Před 25 dny +3

      Yo he probably hated foreigners for that.. 😅😅

  • @kekoraspow9153
    @kekoraspow9153 Před 11 měsíci +1816

    I got second-hand embarrassment from watching this, that was some excellent storytelling

    • @CJT3X
      @CJT3X Před 11 měsíci +6

      I don’t, it makes no sense to assume someone’s abilities just because of how long they live somewhere.

    • @xodox2505
      @xodox2505 Před 11 měsíci +19

      ​@@CJT3X it kinda does where in a country english isn't used that much and your forced to learn Japanese

    • @barbievale
      @barbievale Před 11 měsíci +1

      What do you mean??

    • @barbs8851
      @barbs8851 Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@barbievale It's called empathy.

    • @miyoshimoore7417
      @miyoshimoore7417 Před 16 dny

      😂😂😂😂😅😅😅second hand embarrassment

  • @dannivizion
    @dannivizion Před 11 měsíci +875

    I love that Ken Watanabe obviously knew the lie from the get-go and just sat on that for days, just waiting for the optimum moment to call you out with it. 😂

    • @bshthrasher
      @bshthrasher Před 11 měsíci +5

      Can't hide an awl in a sack. The truth will always show up)

  • @vyse19861
    @vyse19861 Před 11 měsíci +1926

    I was invited to someone's house in Japan, along with a few other people, and took interest in a book he had about Japanese slang language. After a while I found a chapter titled "Japanese Penises", started laughing, and haphazardly showed it to the girl sitting next to me, expecting her to find it funny as well. Then I started reading the chapter, and the first paragraph started by making it absolutely clear that this is a highly taboo topic in Japan, and that people will be extremely embarrased if you bring it up, going as far as claiming that they don't have a word for it if you ask "What's 'penis' in Japanese?" I went from laughing to realizing that I had royally fucked up in about 20 seconds.

    • @sunahamanagai9039
      @sunahamanagai9039 Před 11 měsíci +208

      I would say it's taboo in other countries, too. Not an everyday conversation unless between good friends or appropriate circumstances.

    • @vanshudapure6744
      @vanshudapure6744 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Can you name that book?

    • @vyse19861
      @vyse19861 Před 11 měsíci +69

      @@vanshudapure6744 Honestly I don't remember, but there's a book called "Dirty Japanese" by Matt Fargo which might have been it.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc Před 11 měsíci +10

      How did she react? Was it brought up?

    • @vyse19861
      @vyse19861 Před 11 měsíci +95

      @@JB-xl2jc She acknowledged it with a very dismissive "yeah..." and went back to ignoring me. So there wasn't any fallout and it was never brought up again. I may have destroyed one of that guy's friendships by being a Gaijin, but that was a different day and with a different person. ^^;

  • @arwilson51
    @arwilson51 Před 11 měsíci +745

    I would legitimately cry after that first encounter. The stress from blocking other people going on their way, then realizing I didn't pay would just be too much lmao

    • @QCLagstone
      @QCLagstone Před 11 měsíci

      That is because you are weak.

    • @tor279
      @tor279 Před 11 měsíci +48

      LMAO rightt woulda bought a plane ticket and moved right back home 😭😭

    • @canihavethesauce
      @canihavethesauce Před 11 měsíci +9

      if you'd have a breakdown because of a misunderstanding, you shouldn't be on the road.

    • @s_oba
      @s_oba Před 10 měsíci

      @@canihavethesauce Misunderstanding?

    • @kleenexbox974
      @kleenexbox974 Před 10 měsíci +6

      I deadass woulda jus up and left the country

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y Před 11 měsíci +904

    That first story was great 🤣 “cash?” “I’m great!”

    • @rrf3f9x7a1g2
      @rrf3f9x7a1g2 Před 11 měsíci +40

      Seriously he could've gotten arrested😂

    • @eisenklad
      @eisenklad Před 11 měsíci +28

      @@rrf3f9x7a1g2 imagine Chris paying interest on that 50dollars totaling like 3000 because the admin and late fees also add to the interest.

    • @hcc9969
      @hcc9969 Před 11 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @ryanruizvargas2517
      @ryanruizvargas2517 Před 11 měsíci +42

      He literally just said "nah I'm good." And went away.

    • @kwedl
      @kwedl Před 11 měsíci +24

      "Double it and give it to the next person"

  • @levi7581
    @levi7581 Před 11 měsíci +1008

    This video was an emotional rollercoaster. From the embarrassment of unintentionally screwing over a toll worker because of poor Japanese knowledge, to feeling the need to gag just from hearing what you had to eat whilst being watched by a chef with a bloody katana to the unimaginable shame of lying to Ken mfing Watanabe... truly one of the videos of all time Chris.

  • @rolfathan
    @rolfathan Před 10 měsíci +394

    I 100% believe that Ken did that in a way to express that he thought your japanese was absolutely fine, sort of a "Come on dude, don't lie about it. It's fine. Tell him it's 10 years." That's why he, after that, focused more on japanese conversations rather than english. I've had some people do stuff like this with me, firm moments of "own who you are" and they honestly improved me and my confidence for the better.

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 Před 8 měsíci +24

      Yeah, a while back I started a job. I was nervous, and I was getting overwhelmed. The manager told me to stop acting like I didn't know what I was doing.
      Seemed slightly rude, But that made me relax a bit.

    • @Mvn06
      @Mvn06 Před 6 měsíci +3

      This is the true comment

    • @Lubsana86
      @Lubsana86 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I think it's more like in Japan someone always introduces you to someone, so when they reach out to him about this project and told him who Chris is and what he does, they most definitely mentioned how long he has been in Japan.
      That is why you can see his facial expressions and surprise when initially he got a reply 5-6 years.
      The public image is everything in Japan, so before you agree or associate with anyone, people and figures, the calible of Ken Watanabe or his team, are definitely doing extensive background checks, like 100%

  • @robinreliant8888
    @robinreliant8888 Před 11 měsíci +159

    My Japanese in-laws ran a bath for me in their house during New Year a few years ago, piping hot with Yuzu lemons freshly picked from their garden. A good long soak, a few cheeky farts, and a good scrub later, I pulled the plug, dried myself and went to the living room to thank my in-laws. With a beaming smile, I said "arigatou", as the last remnants of the water gurgled loudly down the drain. Little did I know that the water was supposed to have been saved for everyone to use, and that they had allowed me to bath in it first as a mark of respect. Ooops.

    • @jameswilkes451
      @jameswilkes451 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Reminds me of when I was younger, my father used to always share the bathwater with me too. My less working class friends always considered it strange XD

    • @mamihashimoto1429
      @mamihashimoto1429 Před 8 měsíci +21

      Did you soak in the bath before scrubbing and cleaning yourself first? In Japan, you should scrub and clean yourself entirely with soap and wash your hair before you soak in the tub.

    • @JeffTiberend
      @JeffTiberend Před 3 měsíci

      That would be hard. I could imagine doing that myself. But, I knew that you're supposed to bathe before going into the bath.

    • @robinreliant8888
      @robinreliant8888 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@mamihashimoto1429 I didn’t occur to me to wash before getting into the bath….

  • @enriquedominguez3963
    @enriquedominguez3963 Před 11 měsíci +686

    I have never felt so much empathy with a toll guy. 😂

    • @msjsr9364
      @msjsr9364 Před 11 měsíci +56

      I think the toll guy was probably just happy to have the problem sorted, his job is to keep traffic flowing. I've done this sort of thing before. Our superiors always tell us it's more important to keep things moving than to ensure everyone pays their way. He probably didn't think twice about it.

    • @Da_wn_Light
      @Da_wn_Light Před 11 měsíci

      @@msjsr9364 Chris just fucked off down the highway 😭

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Před 11 měsíci

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being"
      ~ Carl Jung

  • @Thelinguist
    @Thelinguist Před 11 měsíci +529

    It's never too late to learn a new language, including Japanese.

    • @bshthrasher
      @bshthrasher Před 11 měsíci +4

      Looking into the evening sky on the horizon, Robinson Crusoe felt his virginity slowly returning to him.

    • @WreckItRolfe
      @WreckItRolfe Před 8 měsíci +1

      I don't think my brain is cut out for it.

    • @ketchup901
      @ketchup901 Před 8 měsíci +9

      ​@@WreckItRolfe The dichotomy of saying this in a human language that you learned.

    • @nzgamer1797
      @nzgamer1797 Před 7 měsíci

      I'd love to! I've already learned Hiragana and now I'm learning Katakana!

  • @HeyLookaSandwich
    @HeyLookaSandwich Před 11 měsíci +287

    One of your greatest strengths as a content creator/film maker is your amazing ability to tell a story. This video was superbly entertaining from beginning to end. Thanks for all the amazing content troughout the years, Chris

    • @matthewlawton9241
      @matthewlawton9241 Před 8 měsíci +2

      The music choice, too, particularly during the geoduck part of the story....-chef's kiss-

  • @mastersingleton
    @mastersingleton Před 11 měsíci +98

    Chris I think that Ken is honestly trying to help you improve your Japanese skills through conversational Japanese.

  • @darksteelmenace595
    @darksteelmenace595 Před 11 měsíci +568

    Honestly I think if you told Ken Watanabe that you have lived in Japan for 10 years, but aren't good at Japanese, he would have understood, because being insecure about your language skills is probably one of the most Japanese things ever.

    • @jonah2027
      @jonah2027 Před 11 měsíci +6

      No shit... that's the whole point of it being in the video

    • @diablomom
      @diablomom Před 11 měsíci +21

      Jonah is a geoduck

    • @kevinlawrence8588
      @kevinlawrence8588 Před 10 měsíci +5

      No doubt - humility seems to be an admired trait there

    • @inoscopedjfk8207
      @inoscopedjfk8207 Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@kevinlawrence8588Humility is an admirable trait in most places

    • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
      @ScottMcMaster-er4xj Před 9 měsíci +8

      Absolutely. Being humble about your ability is very Japanese. This is always how I approached it. The phrase: "-------- 年間ぐらいです、けどまだ私の日本語がまだ苦手です。 (------- nen kan gurai desu, kedo watashi no nihongo ga mada nigate desu, / Around ----- years, but still my Japanese is not skillful.)” is so useful. And if anyone says to you "日本語が上手ですね。/ nihongo ga jyouzu desu ne", you should immediately respond "いいえ、まだまだです。/ Iie, mada mada desu / No, not yet". They will be amused by that response, because its so thoroughly Japanese, and you will get an approving smile from them. You will have impressed them with your humility. Chris this advice is for you. Use these phrases next time. Japanese love humbleness about one's ability. You will endear yourself to people by presenting yourself this way.

  • @silviastanziola659
    @silviastanziola659 Před 11 měsíci +842

    I think I would self-combust if I had gotten caught on a lie by Ken Watanabe like that.

    • @northwanderer800
      @northwanderer800 Před 11 měsíci +68

      i would have said ken ive been here 10 years but have stopped studying so im asham,ed at my japanese level but ill try my best and he prob would have been like no worries lad, try your best .. but im not the epic man that is chris broad and i wasn't in that situation so ill shut my face now

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman Před 11 měsíci +13

      At least it wasn't doing some stupid Yakuza cosplay and interviewing a real one 😂😂😂

    • @nathanlonghair
      @nathanlonghair Před 11 měsíci +12

      I almost self-combusted just LISTENING to it 😭

    • @silviastanziola659
      @silviastanziola659 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@silverhawkroman Who did that??

    • @Vald3x
      @Vald3x Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@silviastanziola659 TheAnimeMan.

  • @R0CK0Nbaby
    @R0CK0Nbaby Před 11 měsíci +98

    You know Chris, my respect for you actually skyrocketed after watching this. The level of horror you felt after realizing the genkin vs genki misunderstanding and making up for it by donating to the earthquake fundraiser, to sacrificing yourself to remain polite and respectful to the sushi chef, as embarrassing as the outcomes were, it still showed how much you care. And most of all, your retelling of your time with Ken Watanabe was so brilliantly explained. I really relate to the fear of Japanese people overestimating my speaking ability that even though I can speak it on a conversational level, I always intro myself by saying i can’t speak it. Anyways, the fact that you were able to include the clips from your most cringe moments, and add the blushing effect, and show it multiple times, you’ve got real cojones my dude. I could never do that, like as soon as my most cringe and regrettable moments come into my thoughts i react quite strongly and get rid of them immediately. Thanks for putting yourself out there like that, i hope more people can gain the courage to show their most human sides, it’s what makes them most relatable. Major props to you 🙏

  • @anezikiel
    @anezikiel Před 11 měsíci +22

    The best part is that after being caught out by Ken Watanabe, in the background at 27:56 the kanji reads "許されざる者", in other words "The Unforgiven!" You will never be forgiven for lying to the almighty Watanabe.

  • @basssgurl
    @basssgurl Před 11 měsíci +668

    That toll incident would literally haunt me 😂 such an innocent mistake but the guilt you’d feel.. damn (love that he donated it to charity🙏🏻)

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf Před 11 měsíci +37

      I'd be mortified that the toll employee paid out of his own pocket to avoid paperwork.
      I'd have been compelled to ask a Japanese friend to help me get to the bottom of it and makes things right.

    • @TheAxeMan301
      @TheAxeMan301 Před 11 měsíci +23

      We have a similar cashless system here in California. But here if you don't have the pass the system just reads your license plate and bills you later - if you are in a rental it usually gets added to your rental bill.

    • @definitlynotbenlente7671
      @definitlynotbenlente7671 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@TheAxeMan301 in europe you can pay with credid or debit card or cash at the same exit

    • @nyaqua
      @nyaqua Před 11 měsíci +8

      Yeah I was just thinking how I'd probably go back there after realizing and try to explain mistake I made and pay properly :D

    • @Tyler_Wildman
      @Tyler_Wildman Před 11 měsíci +2

      Not just the driving off without paying but just being stuck there without being able to move, I’d have been flapping like an old flange.

  • @SuileanAirgid
    @SuileanAirgid Před 11 měsíci +138

    I don’t know man, being bodied by Ken Watanabe from across the room sounds like a highlight to me. The man knows enough about you to call you out, that’s a life goal right there 😂

    • @hedera1332
      @hedera1332 Před 11 měsíci +26

      Also the fact that you know he was eavesdropping on your convo with somebody else 😂

    • @SuileanAirgid
      @SuileanAirgid Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@hedera1332 Right? Goals indeed :)

  • @ProjectEnglishII
    @ProjectEnglishII Před 11 měsíci +40

    The sushi story reminds me of the time I went to Hakodate morning fish market the first year I lived in Japan and wasn't yet used to all raw delights. My friend ordered us each a mixed sashimi bowl and while she "mmm"d and "yum"d, I pushed the food into my mouth with the mental mantra, "Just eat it; don't think about it." That was 30 years ago and now I'll eat pretty much anything.

    • @ProjectEnglishII
      @ProjectEnglishII Před 11 měsíci

      I've also been here 30 years and my Japanese is still sh*t.

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld Před 11 měsíci +301

    Can't stop laughing at the term "farmyard slop bucket".

  • @NeonIceyy
    @NeonIceyy Před 11 měsíci +557

    I applaud you Chris. Such a simple and straightforward video idea, yet the cinematography makes the scenarios look so immersive. Especially the highway incident, it's like I was REALLY THEREEEEEE wooooo

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Před 11 měsíci

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god"
      ~ Aristotle

  • @steveb9542
    @steveb9542 Před 11 měsíci +34

    The language learning thing is completely normal. In the beginning you study hard to be able to communicate with other people without too many problems. Once you've achieved that, diminishing returns mean it's incredibly difficult to stay motivated to keep learning and take it further.

  • @pineapplegamer6986
    @pineapplegamer6986 Před 11 měsíci +95

    I love the stories told here. Embarrassing mistakes are so relatable and it’s nice to hear someone else’s 😂

  • @mate7686
    @mate7686 Před 11 měsíci +97

    Lying must have felt the worst. Toll and food story is something that can happen to anyone but lying to your hero and being caught red handed must have felt million times worse

  • @ZeusWagner
    @ZeusWagner Před 11 měsíci +1277

    Nice to see more content regarding your experiences/anecdotes. Thanks for the content, mate!

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Před 11 měsíci +286

      It's been a while! Always fun to return to the well of awful memories.

    • @ZeusWagner
      @ZeusWagner Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@AbroadinJapan 😅👍

    • @HeliosDharakSennkohcoola
      @HeliosDharakSennkohcoola Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@@AbroadinJapan lying to Ken was your biggest mistake as you should always be truthful to someone that you admire.

    • @jambo2685
      @jambo2685 Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@AbroadinJapan mate... the sushi story was pretty grim. I felt bad for you. The Watanabe one... hmmm... respectfully, I think your pride and understandable nerves got in the way of you simply explaining to Ken that your Japanese was limited. Either way, I really enjoyed this video and hope you do more like this one.

    • @notmuch_23
      @notmuch_23 Před 11 měsíci

      @@AbroadinJapan I bet if that well was actually dug in real life, its depth would make the Russian attempt at digging the world's deepest hole seem like a footprint. I bet it would actually bore into the outer core!

  • @johanfr
    @johanfr Před 11 měsíci +25

    The second story is why I usually go for B-kyuu gourmet when I am in Japan. Twice I have been to Sushi places where you sit by the counter (not by any means high end places, but really good tasting Sushi) and it's indeed a bit stressful having the chef staring at you and waiting for your next order. I played it safe both times and stuck to tuna. The conveyor belt sushi is way more relaxing for the average gaijin I think haha.

  • @tombowers6713
    @tombowers6713 Před 9 měsíci +9

    The cook at the fancy restaurant was either really nice that he wanted you to taste new things, or really sadistic knowing a gaijin will struggle with the texture of certain dishes 😂

  • @eliminatorxx713xx
    @eliminatorxx713xx Před 11 měsíci +103

    The sushi incident is something I would see myself doing, not because I would be bold, but because of my sheer ignorance and wanting to be nice to everyone. Honestly just thinking of how he struggled to chow down the geoduck I think I would immediately gag and puke on the bar. Oh and the snail in the coffin was absolutely hilarious!

    • @JesterPrince
      @JesterPrince Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah, if there's something absolutly gross in my mouth, my throat pulls the doors shut. That thing won't go down and if it does, it will be on the plate in no time. If I get ugly looks or viewed as a cunt saying I don't like something, then allergy card it is. 🥶

  • @NiGHTSaturn
    @NiGHTSaturn Před 11 měsíci +404

    I think you’re being hard on yourself for the 3rd one. I’m sure Ken understood the situation even by finding out everything. When you don’t practice your second/third language much, it’s quite hard to keep up. Plus, focusing on your CZcams channel these past years and to a _broader_ audience (bad joke), it was inevitable that English was to be used. Keep it up Chris. ⭐️

    • @cyan_oxy6734
      @cyan_oxy6734 Před 11 měsíci +12

      I mean not practicing the language much when you live there is different than forgetting the latin you learned in school and never use afterwards.

    • @JoaoPessoa86
      @JoaoPessoa86 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Hell, with lack of practice even your first language can get rusty

    • @nutleyoleo
      @nutleyoleo Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@cyan_oxy6734 agreed. I've long suspected Chris doesn't speak much Japanese and to hear it confirmed is a bummer, tbh.
      If I lived in a foreign country, I'd be heavily focused on improving my grasp on their language, _especially_ if I'd spent a decade there, during which I taught English and ran a famous YT channel dedicated to their culture.
      I'd be embarrassed to even _visit_ Japan a with just the limited Japanese I know. The idea of living there for a decade and not improving would be mortifying for me, _especially_ with how important precise/polite communication is to them
      I guess if you're an expat that doesn't work for a Japanese company, it's easier just to surround yourself with a bubble of other English-speaking expats

    • @jtsh
      @jtsh Před 11 měsíci

      I disagree... that's a great joke.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@nutleyoleo But you don't live in a foreign country so you don't know what it's like. It can be hard to connect with locals and you often end up connecting with other expats who are feeling similarly out of place. Then you gradually form that bubble and from that point onwards, you have to deal with all your life problems and when it comes to socializing, you just take the path of least resistance which is hanging out with your english speaking friends.

  • @Danitamaria233
    @Danitamaria233 Před 9 měsíci +27

    I am in hospital in Gifu prefecture. Just got my gallbladder taken out thanks to japans great healthcare. Been feeling pretty crummy but this right here. This video he managed to make me smile and laugh at a time that my lonely, sore bones really needed it. Thanks Chris

  • @TheArchDandy
    @TheArchDandy Před 11 měsíci +21

    I keep thinking about the Ken Watanabe thing and just cringing out of my skin in second-hand embarassment. Takes a lot of guts to retell a story like that.

  • @DevilHound66
    @DevilHound66 Před 11 měsíci +185

    I've not laughed that hard in a while hearing about that toll booth situation. Thanks for sharing that gem Chris 😂

  • @ScuffTuff
    @ScuffTuff Před 11 měsíci +385

    These videos are coming at a perfect time with the new JET programme members about to move to Japan in the next 2 months :)

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Před 11 měsíci +169

      Hopefully they can learn from my many mistakes 😅

    • @marcusmcgowan844
      @marcusmcgowan844 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Yea I'm moving to Nagasaki on August 6 for JET and wishing I hadn't stopped my study for a year. I forgot so much!

    • @feiryfella
      @feiryfella Před 11 měsíci +3

      A good friend of mine did it at the end of 2019...poor bugger! He just got settled in then Covid!

    • @rrf3f9x7a1g2
      @rrf3f9x7a1g2 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Genkin deska? 😊

    • @user-ci4jw9ur3c
      @user-ci4jw9ur3c Před 11 měsíci +3

      Yup! I'm moving to Takasaki, Gunma in the beginning of August, really looking forward to it!

  • @Reira_Newgate
    @Reira_Newgate Před 11 měsíci +9

    Your stories are so relatable!! I traveled to Japan three times now and have experienced some situations where I felt a very similar kind of embarrassment.

  • @skytwist
    @skytwist Před 11 měsíci +19

    Thanks for a bit of self-derrogatory humor and fluent storytelling, Chris. Love your interaction with Ken Watanabe - who is NOT scary which is why he got scary at you (but I understand wobbling a bit in the face of one's hero). The spinning coin shot of that episode is precious🍀

  • @user-bf7td1gn3t
    @user-bf7td1gn3t Před 11 měsíci +135

    I went to Japan 2 months ago with my family. We had a "GAIJIN SMASH" 2 times since my mom lost her trainticket somehow. Thankfully, on both occasions the guy at the barrier told us that "only today, it's fine".

    • @jinxedpenguin
      @jinxedpenguin Před 11 měsíci +19

      I lost my JR pass and had to spend ~150 USD on a new ticket :(
      The guy was super friendly and tried his hardest to see if I left my ticket anywhere (he called all of the train stations we went to on the way there!) so I mean, it sucked but I was appreciative that he actually tried super hard to find the ticket.
      Then months later, back home in the US, I found the ticket and pass in a inner pocket in my bag that I somehow overlooked when searching my bag at Tokyo station (probably because I was freaking out). I wish I would've gaijin smashed my way through that one but at the very least I am happy with how hard the JR employee tried to track down my missing ticket.

    • @forgeryyy
      @forgeryyy Před 11 měsíci +2

      I once bought a one way bullet train from Tokyo to Kyoto. I put in in the ticket machine a the entrance but didn't pick it up when it came back out. My Aussie cousin, who is very fluent in Japanese, just told me to gaijin smash it at the Kyoto station

    • @BeardedNerdSE
      @BeardedNerdSE Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@forgeryyy Me too, on my first arrival I was jetlagged and hungry and confused, and missed the ticket somewhere, so I had to gaijin smash my way through the exit.

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe Před 11 měsíci +3

      Is there a UK equivalent to gaijin smash? I forgot my ticket on a train in Belfast and the conductor let me through anyways. I played it off as being a dumb American (I'm Canadian).

    • @mrbeard7701
      @mrbeard7701 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I've only been to Japan on layovers on my way to Australia, didn't gaijin smash as far as I was aware, but I was terrified I did on my first trip when the guy at the turnstiles ordered me to stop...turns out, I was overcharged for a train ticket, so he gave me money back.

  • @lsanicl
    @lsanicl Před 11 měsíci +122

    ANOTHER VIDEO SO SOON?!?! CAN THIS WEEK GET ANY BETTER?!?! LETS GOOOO!!!

  • @tomkins7382
    @tomkins7382 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Love your opening statement: regret IS a slippery slope! So long as we actually learn from our mistakes. We're only human at the end of the day.

  • @lortnokmeister
    @lortnokmeister Před 11 měsíci +1

    this literally made my day thank you so much! Congrats for the book Chris, very cool!

  • @Ozai75
    @Ozai75 Před 11 měsíci +79

    I think it's hilarious that Chris couldn't imagine that Ken wouldn't have done his research on this guy interviewing him. Also, what boss shit is Ken doing that? I'll give props for Chris for sticking it out. I would have probably climbed into a hole somewhere had he done that to me.

  • @artbabbit900
    @artbabbit900 Před 11 měsíci +192

    Chris, I really appreciate the way you framed this. As you said, you're not a Mr. Perfect, and you could've just shown that through the three mistakes you listed (which honestly, anyone could've made) but the way you also opened up about your level of speaking Japanese not being where you want it to be, and about feeling embarrassed and ashamed for not studying as dutifully as you couldve felt really personal. I'm sure it wasn't easy to talk about -- kudos to you! It really demonstrates how nobody is perfect, despite how easy it can be to make yourself seem that way on CZcams. Very proud

  • @illuyanka-
    @illuyanka- Před 11 měsíci +3

    You are a great storyteller, Chris. I can't wait to read your book!

  • @ox4421
    @ox4421 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Your storytelling is top notch. I laughed so much during this video... thank you for sharing your agonizing sushi experiences with us.

  • @DavidElkind42
    @DavidElkind42 Před 11 měsíci +94

    I was in a business hotel in Sapporo, in the quiet reading/chilling area. Pulled out my phone to browse the web, & I didn't realize I left Instagram open & there was a very loud video of a cat angrily meowing. And in my haste to lower the volume, I accidentally pressed the volume up button instead of volume down.
    I ended up running out lol everyone was staring at me angrily. 😅

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa Před 11 měsíci +2

      You sure it's a cat video or... you know, pr0n?

    • @DavidElkind42
      @DavidElkind42 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @Rovi Dela Rosa it was a cat video lol 😆

  • @vantedante3638
    @vantedante3638 Před 11 měsíci +245

    It takes a lot of humility to own up to your past mistakes I was dying of laughter at the toll road part when you drove away without paying 🤣 Chris is naturally hilarious and a great storyteller thanks for consistently giving us amazing content! Looking forward to the book release!

  • @yashnigam2704
    @yashnigam2704 Před 11 měsíci

    Chris I have been following you from my college days since 2017. One thing I have noticed the videos you do alone contains the best dry humour so keep up with this soliloquy kind of vids, we love them.

  • @animeloverXinuyasha
    @animeloverXinuyasha Před 11 měsíci +1

    These are my favourite of your videos, love your humour! Really lifted my spirits, thanks!

  • @oigomieggo24
    @oigomieggo24 Před 11 měsíci +112

    First story takeaway:
    Chris: “You learn Japanese to better understand Japanese people, I learn Japanese to avoid being a criminal, we are not the same.”

  • @foogod4237
    @foogod4237 Před 11 měsíci +88

    "What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
    "I lied about how long I'd been in Japan."
    "Well, that doesn't seem that bad..."
    "It was to Ken Watanabe."
    "Oh."

  • @hatchetman1116
    @hatchetman1116 Před 11 měsíci +48

    The sushi story is genuinely one of my fears about going to a high end sushi place on my first trip to Japan 😬

    • @HENN3H
      @HENN3H Před 11 měsíci +9

      My take away is that you should just say your stomach can't handle shellfish

    • @johanfr
      @johanfr Před 11 měsíci +2

      Order ootoro and chuutoro and you're good :D

    • @matthewlawton9241
      @matthewlawton9241 Před 8 měsíci

      Seafood is the reason I couldn't hack it there. I love Japanese culture and language but I am very squeamish about seafood. And here in the US we obviously have a VERY pedestrain seafood culture, by comparison, and even here I'm squeamish so...that's pretty much game over for any ambitions of spending real time in Japan.

    • @johanfr
      @johanfr Před 8 měsíci

      I eat very little seafood when I am in Japan. There are plenty of other delicious dishes to choose from (tonkatsu, ramen, curry, yakitori, yakiniku, okonomiyaki, the list goes on) so don't let that stop you! @@matthewlawton9241

    • @johanfr
      @johanfr Před 8 měsíci

      Although the okonomiyaki might put you off if you don't like sea flavor, it often has katsuobushi flakes on top (dried fish), but the other ones don't have any seafood flavor.

  • @Tyler_Wildman
    @Tyler_Wildman Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is probably my favourite video on the channel, can’t wait to read that book!

  • @Demetoriusu
    @Demetoriusu Před 11 měsíci +36

    That story about the toll got a legitimate "oh no" out of me because I can relate as a Japanese learner. The language has a ton of homophones and nuances that takes time to pick up, rather if you're an avid, or a beginner level. One of the most common phrases you learn in textbooks and such is "genki" so, as a student, you're mind will just automatically think they are asking if you're okay. But the last thing that comes to one's mind is "are they referring to something else" especially in a situation as you have endured at the toll booth.

  • @Hangishta
    @Hangishta Před 11 měsíci +28

    It’s been a while since it’s been a while since we’ve been to Chris’ ramen shop.

  • @DoinStuff4Life
    @DoinStuff4Life Před 11 měsíci

    best video you've done in a while, while I love the travel ones. I really love the stories man. thanks for this.

  • @lukeskywalkerthe2nd773
    @lukeskywalkerthe2nd773 Před 11 měsíci +102

    That Sushi Restaurant incident feels like the worst one to me. I couldn't even fathom the amount of embarrassment I would feel having everyone, only just a few feet away, hear me vomit all the food I had to pretend to like for a good social standing! 😂😂😂

    • @magamisic5924
      @magamisic5924 Před 11 měsíci +11

      id rather just be honest. imo japan just seems to culture lies

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@magamisic5924 If he had just explained earlier that he had been drinking the night before, the chef and the businessman would have been more understanding. Heavy drinking is something that is often required in Japanese business.

    • @TheCyberMantis
      @TheCyberMantis Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@ThreadBomb They probably would have had higher respect for him.

    • @user-ls2uq3pv1h
      @user-ls2uq3pv1h Před 11 měsíci +3

      Why would they have a bathroom so close that everyone can hear what goes on inside while they eat? Ew...

    • @leetri
      @leetri Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@user-ls2uq3pv1h Because space is a luxury most places in urban Japan can't afford.

  • @juanitajones6900
    @juanitajones6900 Před 11 měsíci +77

    This has to be one of the funniest videos ever released on this channel. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Especially during the toll booth story.

    • @jameswilkes451
      @jameswilkes451 Před 8 měsíci

      @@dionvids Nothing wrong with that. Laughter is the best medicine after all

  • @hwasaornothing
    @hwasaornothing Před 11 měsíci +2

    You have a lot of courage talking about all of these experiences - especially the last one

  • @kildareire
    @kildareire Před 11 měsíci

    Love the new video game insert edits visuals/sound effects. Wow. That's a lot of work! 👍

  • @breakawayseoul
    @breakawayseoul Před 11 měsíci +318

    The toll road issue could be solved with cameras in the US they would just capture your license plate on camera and bill you later.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 11 měsíci +6

      For a few years here in Florida that’s what happens unless you have a SunPass thingie on your car…

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez Před 11 měsíci +28

      That’s what I was expecting! 😂

    • @mr.johnson8974
      @mr.johnson8974 Před 11 měsíci +17

      This is why we can’t have nice things in the U.S. Japanese people just don’t run off without paying things, they always try to follow the rules in public, including paying at toll gates.

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 Před 11 měsíci +38

      @@mr.johnson8974 But the "nice" thing in this case would be having it automated, so you don't have to screw around with cash or cards.

    • @atwdb
      @atwdb Před 11 měsíci +14

      That's what I was thinking. If that was the UK you'd probably get a fine in the mail

  • @ArcanusEst
    @ArcanusEst Před 11 měsíci +98

    It takes some real grace to own up to your mistakes with such humility, and real talent to make them into such hilarious stories. Definitely one of my favourite videos on your channel!

  • @rayhanm2968
    @rayhanm2968 Před 11 měsíci

    Really enjoyable video Chris, great storytelling and visuals

  • @nathanisip
    @nathanisip Před 11 měsíci +123

    I can’t wait to meet Chris in Japan and run away screaming in terror 😂
    That toll gaff has got to be the worst, you still haven’t paid them lol

  • @roclo0111
    @roclo0111 Před 11 měsíci +63

    2:45 the only mistake I can relate to, is the first example. I could feel that nerve-wracking, gut wrenching feeling in the pit of my stomach. Having all those commuters stuck behind you with no way out, getting more upset and tense by the second and every second feeling like an eternity with little to no hope of escape... Thank God the toll way worker came to you when he did. The other 2 I cannot relate to because I've never had a business meeting at a high-end restaurant with an important businessman. Nor have I had the opportunity to interview Ken Watanabe. 😆

  • @LandoHitman
    @LandoHitman Před 11 měsíci +8

    I love these videos. I'm always laughing like a madman the whole time because Chris is so relatable.

  • @kellyl3728
    @kellyl3728 Před 11 měsíci +16

    The Genkin Desu Ka scenario was fucking hilarious and as someone who also moved abroad I’ve had so many similar situations happen to me. Mishearing a word and acting like a complete asshat out of total incompetence.

  • @quantuminfinity4260
    @quantuminfinity4260 Před 11 měsíci +32

    I feel like that first one is just a nightmare scenario I would never forget and would always find a way to creep into my thoughts at 3 AM. 😣

  • @Matteomax
    @Matteomax Před 11 měsíci +97

    Shoutouts to the editor making this an incredible experience.

    • @hedera1332
      @hedera1332 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Chris actually does a lot of the editing himself. Unlike a lot of CZcams presenters, it's actually one of his favoured parts of making videos (from what he has said in the past, at least). He did credit some else with helping him this time though, I'm glad he's getting some help with them now so he doesn't burn himself out too much 😅

    • @PKshockwave
      @PKshockwave Před 11 měsíci +4

      "It's like a magic"

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Před 11 měsíci +35

      I edited the road toll and Ken segements, Marcus the sushi segment - hence his wonderful graphics!

    • @Matteomax
      @Matteomax Před 11 měsíci

      @@AbroadinJapan Special shoutout for the geoduck segment, I've tried it and absolutely refuse to give it another chance.

  • @daniellee6912
    @daniellee6912 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I literally got goosebumps from merely looking at the stuff the chef fed you, I would never be able to do that. Thanks for the heads up

  • @PrimVB
    @PrimVB Před 11 měsíci

    Love these back to roots style sort of story telling videos

  • @ks.kyokudonanshun
    @ks.kyokudonanshun Před 11 měsíci +120

    Oh, gosh, no. Those stories hurt me deep down. I wouldn't even want to try listing the many horrors I've had much less making them funny. What a talent, and that's said seriously. And Mr. Watanabe doing his homework, just wow. A big Hollywood star looking up a CZcams channel. I would just cry right then and there and drink sake until I am blind...or wish I could....

  • @Randamono
    @Randamono Před 11 měsíci +30

    6 Abroad in Japan videos in a month! Chrismas must’ve come early this year!

  • @peterww3241
    @peterww3241 Před 11 měsíci

    You deserve an award for this video. Brilliant and very funny - especially the sushi mistake!

  • @LifestylePerfecter
    @LifestylePerfecter Před 10 měsíci

    Preordered the book 📖 thank you for all the great videos 🙌

  • @christianbjerknes
    @christianbjerknes Před 11 měsíci +64

    Rofl, the Genki/Genkin story was so hilarious, and beautifully acted! Laughing so hard. I actually thought the story was pretty much done with a minor level of amusement, but then this massive revelation drops and totally changes everything. Hilarious and Comedic Gold!

    • @snowfish1121
      @snowfish1121 Před 11 měsíci

      Omg yes! I was wondering why the dude was asking him if he was genki. 😂

  • @AndyLifeInVideo
    @AndyLifeInVideo Před 11 měsíci +29

    Although it's a sore spot for you, it feels good to know that you have to always be working on your Japanese no matter how long you live here. I've been in Japan for 3 years now and I feel so far behind my friends in terms of Japanese ability.

  • @ignasimontserrat
    @ignasimontserrat Před 11 měsíci

    That was quite the intricate way to name drop. And humility was feigned by self-deprecating was

  • @Johnitus69
    @Johnitus69 Před 11 měsíci

    The intro was absolutely funny. Thank you for the vid, Mr Affable

  • @SuperGoomba6464
    @SuperGoomba6464 Před 11 měsíci +36

    Japan is awesome but when I visited I definitely made some mistakes. Like getting lost or eating somewhere I didn't like.
    Like for example I go to this Ramen place and they gave me this huge portion when I wanted a tiny one at the end of the day.. I ate like half of it and I felt so bad leaving food on the table, but they laughed and said it was okay.
    Even with someone who is "adjusted" to Japanese culture , it feels stressful at times to make sure you following the rules.

    • @kantina4765
      @kantina4765 Před 11 měsíci

      Following the rules anywhere is pretty stressful. It just that it sort of becomes background noise in your home country.

  • @jackson7922
    @jackson7922 Před 11 měsíci +41

    I'm seeing a pleasant upgrade in the presentation of these stories. I enjoy the mix of clip-in pngs, custom dialogue boxes and real-life event re-tellings. Fun stuff!

  • @robertsvoboda3508
    @robertsvoboda3508 Před 11 měsíci

    This makes me love Ken Watanabe even more. Great video, Chris, as always! Thank you! 😊🙏🙌👑😎

  • @matsalvatore9074
    @matsalvatore9074 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I respect Ken for calling you out.
    Don't be insecure or afraid to make mistakes. Take advantage of that leeway they give you before you waste it.
    Great video, I love this channel. You inspire me to learn languages and cultures.

  • @yraishjn
    @yraishjn Před 11 měsíci +14

    I love this kind of episode where Chris talks about what's happening behind the scenes. The sense of realness makes me enjoy this episode more.

  • @alastairstuart5800
    @alastairstuart5800 Před 11 měsíci +25

    I was having secondary embarassment watching this. It was so awkward. My compliments to your resilience of character to be able to share these, thank you for turning your discomfort and inexperience into learning experiences. Great video, maintaining the excellence thats a hallmark of this channel.

  • @dereli0480
    @dereli0480 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Great video, funny and also learned something new. Have waited for a "home" Video for quite some time!

  • @TheBiskitsnGravy
    @TheBiskitsnGravy Před 6 měsíci

    takes a lot of courage, man. bravo

  • @SomeBody-ce3gq
    @SomeBody-ce3gq Před 11 měsíci +80

    Videos like this one where it's just you telling a story are my favorite and the reason I subscribed back in the day! So glad you made another one, it's been a while!

  • @paulo4034
    @paulo4034 Před 11 měsíci

    Man I freaking love these videos!!!!! Please make more!! 30 minutes just flew by!

  • @dd776
    @dd776 Před 9 měsíci

    Great stories, well told, lots of long words and humorous use of the English vocabulary. Thank You!!!!

  • @mitchyoza14
    @mitchyoza14 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Just binged all of the newest series and now another Abroad video let’s go!

  • @TheAverageGuy12
    @TheAverageGuy12 Před 11 měsíci

    Nice to see you use another part of the studio !!

  • @michaellim2703
    @michaellim2703 Před 11 měsíci

    I really like your videos. I think they're interesting and entertaining. Keep up the good work. Living the dream.

  • @AldoGuerraALDO-METAL
    @AldoGuerraALDO-METAL Před 11 měsíci +30

    Holy shit dude. You had me laughing from the beginning. I'm laughing my ass off at each mistake. But when you get to the point where Watanabe Sama yells from across the room, "10 years! He's been here 10 years!" I can only imagine that deep gutteral drop of your stomach to a bottomless pit feeling you must've had. 🤣🤣🤣I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks!! You made my day😂

  • @burendasan
    @burendasan Před 11 měsíci +15

    I think the second story of the sushi restaurant sounds like the most mortifying. I was in Japan in April and we went to an omakase restaurant in Kyoto. Thankfully it was super delicious and I did not feel ill but yeah, it was unnerving having the chef stand in front of us as we ate, watching us expectantly.
    It’s not too late to improve your Japanese, especially since you’re still living over there!

  • @leonthesleepy
    @leonthesleepy Před 11 měsíci

    Cant wait for the book, already pre-ordered!

  • @HentaiHentaiHentai
    @HentaiHentaiHentai Před 11 měsíci +4

    Good stories. It's hard to share mistakes and embarrassing things you've done, and with an audience of nearly 3 million people! But the fact that you can reflect on them and share with others as a warning/learning experience is something quite inspiring. Thanks for the great video, Chris!