Sebastian Maniscalco at Gotham Comedy Club

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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2010
  • Check out a clip from my performance at Gotham Comedy Club In New York City.
    Check out my upcoming tour dates at sebastianlive.com/
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Komentáře • 229

  • @amioffenbacher-ferris8148
    @amioffenbacher-ferris8148 Před 5 lety +23

    Love to watch his facial expressions; especially his eyes!!!! 🤣

  • @EricNTammy304
    @EricNTammy304 Před 9 lety +49

    You've freakin' HEALED me with laughter! Thanks!

  • @ImadAbouKhalil
    @ImadAbouKhalil Před 6 lety +167

    His body language makes everything funnier 🤣

    • @ziggy33399
      @ziggy33399 Před 5 lety +3

      SucceednLead yes, I LOVE it‼️

    • @ludwigvoncocksucker3275
      @ludwigvoncocksucker3275 Před 5 lety +3

      he's from Arlington Heights LOL It's a south side thing, especially if your parents are immigrants (ESPECIALLY Italians, Greeks, Serbs, etc.)....you talk with your hands

    • @starbaby4056
      @starbaby4056 Před 4 lety +2

      Very entertaining :-)Like this guy. He's different (*_*)Hope to see him in more stand-ups and maybe even some movies.

    • @hammerhome7879
      @hammerhome7879 Před 4 lety

      Its funny because its how they move/act...I've seen many in real life, like creepy HADD OCD crooks

    • @marytasho8618
      @marytasho8618 Před 3 lety

      He's so funny!! The way he expresses the people in his stories

  • @genopapi
    @genopapi Před 8 lety +34

    I love Sebastian so. That sexy smile combined with the comedic talent is a winning combination.

    • @9199aa
      @9199aa Před 4 lety

      Alma Andrade some weird shit

  • @0193project
    @0193project Před 4 lety +14

    Recently saw this guy live. It was hella good time

  • @Eesah78
    @Eesah78 Před 13 lety +11

    ONE MAGNIFICENT INDIVIDUAL, VERY TALENTED!!!

  • @hmgriffin
    @hmgriffin Před 7 lety +70

    It's NOT A SAFE if you can carry it.. Lmao

  • @glittermama
    @glittermama Před 4 lety +32

    I don’t write the check until I see where I’m sitting.

  • @oldblueeyes302
    @oldblueeyes302 Před 12 lety +19

    So true. My parents had a book and made sure every $ was noted. Classic

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 Před 5 lety +7

    "Put 10singles in the envelope n tell em to GFT"..Sebastian cracks me up!!

  • @natashanarushev3450
    @natashanarushev3450 Před 6 lety +33

    Cash all the way in Russian weddings, as well as birthdays. This guy, awesome comedian.

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 Před 13 lety +14

    "Antonucci's, $10. Fucking cheap bad-tuhds!". LOL!
    My parents wedding was like that. It was a Polish wedding that went on for two days, including the reception. They didn't have a satin bag for cash, they had a decorated box thingy with a slit in the top wide enough for cash or envelopes. I sat on the head table next to the bride and groom. I think it's the best way to go.

  • @suewolfe3898
    @suewolfe3898 Před 4 lety +3

    I’m Mexican and my Dad kept two safes in the house. One in the cellar, cemented into the floor & the other in the hall closet. Sebastian is so funny! 😆

  • @annamariedeluccia7192
    @annamariedeluccia7192 Před 7 lety +16

    Story of my Italian life!!! Love him! He's the best, hands down!! 🇮🇹

  • @Jorlivia
    @Jorlivia Před 6 lety +111

    1/2 Italian 1/2 Embarrassed! lol!!!!

  • @SueBoo2
    @SueBoo2 Před 4 lety +7

    “It’s not a safe, if you can carry the safe!”!😂🤣

  • @aleahaleaha2593
    @aleahaleaha2593 Před 4 lety +7

    He’s come along way since this

  • @menzicosce
    @menzicosce Před 4 lety +11

    If there’s no shrimp at the cocktail hour that an immediate $50 deduction

  • @robertm.serrato258
    @robertm.serrato258 Před 4 lety +1

    Absolutely classic, love it. From a fellow Chicagoan Grazie Mille, Sebastian Maniscalco

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it Před 12 lety +10

    it's not a safe if you can carry the safe...his delivery is so great

  • @thagingerbreadman
    @thagingerbreadman Před 12 lety +8

    i love this guy LOL

  • @sribecca
    @sribecca Před 13 lety +7

    hahahaha so funny. the wedding stuff is so true!! my parents still have there "log" from there wedding.

  • @soothingtrax
    @soothingtrax Před 5 lety +1

    "100%" Italian and I stand by everything he said. Many times comedians exaggerate for laughs, but this is spot on. When I got married, my mother in law sat down with my wife after the wedding and recorded all of the gifts in a book of which I never saw again. My wife did tell me though, later on in our marriage, that she did reference the book quite a bit. My mom is a bit different and just keeps a mental note of everything. Like an elephant, she never forgets.

  • @x0xbethaNyyx0x
    @x0xbethaNyyx0x Před 10 lety +7

    "From top to bottom, one hundred PERCENT!" Hahahaha!

  • @doublezero3338
    @doublezero3338 Před 4 lety +3

    "They took it!! THEY TOOK THE SAFE"!!!😂😂😂

  • @Lellobeetle
    @Lellobeetle Před 7 lety +129

    I married a New York City Italian and all my German Texan family gave gifts, all his side gave money.

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham Před 5 lety +15

      Well yeah. What's the point in getting 5 microwave ovens from 5 different people? Pretty stupid.
      You can't start a new life with toasters, bowls and TVs.
      Life works with MONEY.

    • @KomamuraSajin
      @KomamuraSajin Před 5 lety +3

      @@Abrahamhamham That's why registries exist. You don't have to buy anything off the list but it shows exactly what the marrying couple need/want and accounts for items already purchased by a wedding guest (so you don't get 5 toasters). Not a hard concept unless you intentially want to end up in the black book for being cheapskates which is really what cash givers are. Hardly a significant amount is ever given when cash is the go to gift in any scenario. Of course all gifts, cash or otherwise, are completely voluntary.

    • @baberina1
      @baberina1 Před 4 lety +2

      @@KomamuraSajin smh.... If you don't have a house wtf good is a toaster??!!

    • @angelasenisi9168
      @angelasenisi9168 Před 4 lety +1

      That is the Italian norm...gift are for showers and even then they might ask for cash...

    • @lastnamegordon3893
      @lastnamegordon3893 Před 3 lety

      Of course. That’s what ya Italian do ahhas. I’ve lived in NYC my entire life. God bless. His wife is gorgeous and Jewish. Mazel Tov

  • @wrathhammer76
    @wrathhammer76 Před 13 lety +1

    Favorite comedian, hands down. The "Ross" clip was supreme, but this new material tears it up. The 100% Italian bit was so spot on, had to share it with all my guido buddies. Keep it up Sebastian.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 Před 9 lety +34

    Dying!!! my old supervisors name was Antonucci XD

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace Před 13 lety +3

    gotta love sebastian

  • @MJ27129
    @MJ27129 Před 4 lety +4

    I feel eastern europe would adore him. Srsly do a European tour we love you

  • @oneitalia2312
    @oneitalia2312 Před 4 lety

    His family Christmas photo is adorable as ever....the little one year old baby boy is giving the finger.....SOOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Před 12 lety +5

    This guy isn't capable of a bad set. He's unbelievable.

  • @southernyankee05
    @southernyankee05 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you Sebastian for making me laugh again !!!

  • @JAF528
    @JAF528 Před 14 lety +2

    This was a GREAT show!! Sebastian rocks! Can I buy a DVD of this? :) Thumbs way up. Looking forward to the next show.

  • @cristea9429
    @cristea9429 Před 4 lety +3

    I’m half Italian, half embarrassed 😂

  • @kevc8786
    @kevc8786 Před 6 lety +2

    Lmfao half Italian half embarrassed 😂😂😂😂

  • @Internationale1
    @Internationale1 Před 8 lety +50

    so true. people always say they're italian even if there just a 1/4 or less. proud to be.

    • @AmericanWoman1964
      @AmericanWoman1964 Před 7 lety +18

      I was adopted into a large Italian family. I didnt know until I was around 8 when I started to realize I was an amazon next to my dark haired petite beautiful sisters... I found out later in my 30s that I am actually Abenaki (Native american) and Polish.... talk about a mindscrew! But hey, I make the best damn Polish lasagna my Nana from Sicily taught me! I still have the impulse to answer "yes" when asked if Im Italian! LOL

    • @vitocorleone1462
      @vitocorleone1462 Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah I'm only an eighth lol, but 90% of my personality is Italian and I look Italian too apparently

    • @zoltancsikos5604
      @zoltancsikos5604 Před 4 lety

      Facepalm.

    • @kool-aidcorncrap7880
      @kool-aidcorncrap7880 Před 4 lety

      Same with Native American they always claim they have Cherokee blood in them Lol

  • @lennyz1909
    @lennyz1909 Před 3 lety +1

    Same thing I did at my wedding. 😂 700 people! My hand was cramped!

  • @BM-xl4eb
    @BM-xl4eb Před 7 lety +29

    It's exactly the same with Arab weddings 😂😂

  • @zachhynd
    @zachhynd Před 3 lety

    "Now when the Antinnoucies get married...you go back to the book" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tblack8882
    @tblack8882 Před 4 lety +1

    When that dude kicked that back leg up I died 🤣🤣

  • @Pieeee1111
    @Pieeee1111 Před 4 lety +1

    We created an excel spreadsheet for our wedding gifts! Lol

  • @rickiovine2170
    @rickiovine2170 Před 5 lety +2

    SebMan is the absolute funniest Italian comic that I have seen since Ray Romano. Figure that. He is funny regardless of ethnicity.
    Love the Seb Man.

  • @melikab
    @melikab Před 11 lety +2

    LMAO...that is so true! we remain, to this day, puzzled by what passes as a ''safe'' this side of the world loll...

  • @Sclimenti82
    @Sclimenti82 Před 10 lety +8

    100% right about how we Italians do weddings! lol

  • @gina1433mhrj
    @gina1433mhrj Před 4 lety +2

    This is so true, when I was married my mom made the sating $bag. And after the reception my hubby and I did open all the cards first. Even before we got undressed. The safe is so funny. My dad had one in the basement, inside a wall. I'm Sicilian.

  • @VDA135029
    @VDA135029 Před 13 lety

    I saw him at the Comedy Store in LA 2 weeks ago and he was amazing. My GF and I could not stop laughing at his stories and imitation of people. Highly recommended comedian.

  • @killyourtelevision999
    @killyourtelevision999 Před 3 lety +1

    2:54 "The Book" is so true, it's painful.

  • @massabielle2821
    @massabielle2821 Před 4 lety

    Oh my gosh! This is all so true! Couldn’t stop laughing!

  • @mattant67
    @mattant67 Před 12 lety +40

    its funny cuz my last name is antonucci...

    • @9199aa
      @9199aa Před 4 lety +2

      Matt Antonucci yoooo is your last name antonucci?

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 Před 4 lety +4

      Only $10?? Fuckin’ cheap bastard!

    • @oneitalia2312
      @oneitalia2312 Před 4 lety +4

      Go fuck yourself, you cheap bastard!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

  • @maryquickjokes2955
    @maryquickjokes2955 Před 5 lety

    So awesome

  • @cosimodemedici1165
    @cosimodemedici1165 Před 10 lety +5

    its true, tanto funny

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it Před 13 lety +1

    soooo funny i'm so pissed that i forgot and missed seeing him this past month :(

  • @gregmartin9390
    @gregmartin9390 Před 4 lety +1

    He's come a long way

  • @soothingtrax
    @soothingtrax Před 4 lety

    I am "100 %" Italian and I vouch for everything he said! All true!

  • @fatcabin
    @fatcabin Před 5 lety

    man this man is tha man!

  • @doloroza7401
    @doloroza7401 Před 2 lety

    Cured my anxiety just now lol

  • @MrsPeebles62
    @MrsPeebles62 Před 4 lety +1

    It's not safe if you can carry the safe LOLOLOLOL

  • @dannyortiz76
    @dannyortiz76 Před 5 lety

    Sooo true!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jeremymatthew17
    @Jeremymatthew17 Před 6 lety +1

    This is so accurate

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 Před 9 lety +2

    Polish weddings are like that too. I've seen the pics from my parents' wedding in 1957 and they had a big decorated box with a slot in the top right next to them at the wedding table where people dumped in loads of cash. No shame there.

    • @Ginley311
      @Ginley311 Před 8 lety

      +szqsk8 did he say there was shame in it? you negative nancy

  • @admiralflynn895
    @admiralflynn895 Před 4 lety

    Gotham+Purple shirt+Sebastians haircut reminds me of The Joker character.

  • @misscami71
    @misscami71 Před 14 lety

    100% !!!! the so true! my dad has the log book!

  • @Jimmy-oq9zq
    @Jimmy-oq9zq Před 7 lety +17

    Went to a wedding this summer..... and my wife definitely checked her register book of "gifts received". Adjusted for inflation they got an extra fifty . Food sucked at the wedding so i took the fifty right out. NEVER seal the envelope .

  • @anthonypicano1670
    @anthonypicano1670 Před 4 lety

    I am Italian and that is EXACTLY what happens at Italian weddings including the log book!!

  • @michaelrivera2352
    @michaelrivera2352 Před 5 lety +4

    Does anyone know where one could buy the black book and satin “cash” bag he is describing?

  • @irishcountrygirl78
    @irishcountrygirl78 Před 6 lety +4

    There is a fancy letter box at Irish weddings for the envelopes, you don't register for gifts you do just that, money in a card. It's €150 as a rule. Weddings are expensive to attend here. If you get invited to three or four weddings in a year, well... Good luck with that lol...

  • @doloroza7401
    @doloroza7401 Před 2 lety

    AYEEE

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it Před 13 lety +3

    it's not a safe if you can carry the safe.

  • @hauntedgirl3272
    @hauntedgirl3272 Před 4 lety

    Dear God in Heaven, this IS alllllll true!! Totally 100% True. I am 100% Italian too btw !! Love this guy, he could be part of my own crazy Italian family. Haha 🇮🇹🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇸

  • @NB-ky5ol
    @NB-ky5ol Před 4 lety +1

    I’m half Italian and half Irish. If someone asks me what I am I always say... “Italian”. It’s because I grew up eating Italian from my mother and my Italian relatives are the only family I know. They all married Italians, too. If you were to look at a map of the city where they live, it’s just a grease spot.

  • @gioleo71
    @gioleo71 Před 13 lety

    I wish Sabastian would come to the UK, have only just recently watched these clips and i LOVE HIM! Am of Italian decent and can relate to every-thing he says!! Italian weddings are like that. LOL. He's hot too....

  • @rhythmista7707
    @rhythmista7707 Před 4 lety

    Genius... plain and simple

  • @markcombs7896
    @markcombs7896 Před 11 lety +1

    Stop the insanity! Lmfao!!

  • @ladycottoncandy1
    @ladycottoncandy1 Před 12 lety +3

    Same thing happens at Indian weddings! lmaoo!

  • @Zestyyy369
    @Zestyyy369 Před 11 lety +3

    everything about the italian weddings is so true my parents admitted to doing all of it the bag counting the money everything

  • @TNO73
    @TNO73 Před 12 lety +7

    He is right on the half Italian part. My mom is British, but my Dad is Italian. I never refer to myself as half british. I am always Italian.

    • @samiamisme
      @samiamisme Před 6 lety

      TNO73 ...same, German and Italian, but I'm Italian 🤗

  • @eugeneelgr
    @eugeneelgr Před 11 lety +8

    This is exactly what we Chinese do rofl.

  • @KimSearch865
    @KimSearch865 Před 5 lety +2

    Jews we’re the same! Money stuck in the wedding card! Writing down who gave what! 😂
    My Protestant friends are like, “what gift should we get you?” Haha! Cash dummies!
    Oh and you’re so right, Passover dinners should be catered by Italians! 🤣
    Although, I do make a brilliant brisket! Soft like buttah!!

  • @TheOutspokenman1
    @TheOutspokenman1 Před 12 lety

    lol they took the safe!!

  • @gorgeousg8704
    @gorgeousg8704 Před 4 lety

    He is too funny.

  • @MiaMixx
    @MiaMixx Před 4 lety

    I am not Italian, but the reasoning makes perfect sense..

  • @kristine432
    @kristine432 Před 6 lety

    He's definitely perfected his material, not his best in this performance but I adore him anyway!

  • @Renaissanceman81
    @Renaissanceman81 Před 5 lety +1

    Sounds like a Vietnamese wedding haha

  • @VNicolosi1
    @VNicolosi1 Před 13 lety

    OMG it is so true we Italians do bring cash!! I always said toasters are what showers are for!!!! ahahahha

  • @joedange2007
    @joedange2007 Před 13 lety +3

    @maremmona
    I am an italian from the UK, but i have also lived in italy, so i know both sides of the situation, but i can tell you that there are two types of italians, the ones that live in italy, and the italian immigrants...and yes they are different, but italian immigrants are the same all over the world, stuck in their old ways, and this is something you will never understand.

  • @ashleystearns2486
    @ashleystearns2486 Před 5 lety +2

    Terrible sound quality. Shame. I love Sebastian Maniscalco.

  • @mahalo2all1
    @mahalo2all1 Před 11 lety +1

    So true, I never had a registry just cash.

  • @johnjuhasz9125
    @johnjuhasz9125 Před 9 lety +21

    Italian weddings are the best, period.

  • @suzsatrn
    @suzsatrn Před 11 lety +3

    Hilarious and hot

  • @emikira6041
    @emikira6041 Před 4 lety

    Funny funny funny! People
    Watching this probably think he’s somewhat joking but he’s telling the truth a 100%! That’s how we do it to this day. :)

  • @Internationale1
    @Internationale1 Před 5 lety +1

    So trueeeee, 1/2 italian you say your italian.

  • @y.gorman6572
    @y.gorman6572 Před 6 lety

    🤣🤣🤣😂👏

  • @joeparmaaaa
    @joeparmaaaa Před 6 lety

    Watching this in 2018

  • @nsalerno12
    @nsalerno12 Před 11 lety +7

    From TOP! to BOTTOM!! UHHUDRED! PEHSENT!!!

  • @dani828
    @dani828 Před 11 lety +1

    Lol

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 Před 4 lety

    100% man, full blooded italian, cento per cento, well a little spanish in there too

  • @skipbayless9906
    @skipbayless9906 Před 5 lety +2

    Put the music on for grandmas because it reminds her of the fuhcking fahm

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 Před 4 lety +1

    The Sopranos had a scene about cash at the wedding. They were marking down how much they gave Allegra Sacromoni.

  • @bjornoflson
    @bjornoflson Před 12 lety +2

    Now THIS is an Italian comedian that speaks the truth.