how to make yourself popular in germany: calculate the amount you pay at the checkout beforehand and have the exact amount ready in your pocket. Just don't forget the goods separator at the checkout between your purchase and the German behind you. put the shopping bag in front so that it is scanned first. now you can have the bag ready before all the products are pulled over the scanner. Tip: Professionals go shopping in pairs so that one person can hold the bag while the other puts the products in the bag. A notice! there should be a maximum of 3 and a half seconds between the last product and the finished packing of the bag. otherwise they have failed. pay the exact amount you have in your pocket and say goodbye with a friendly "thank you, have a nice day" at the weekend "thank you, have a nice weekend". done, your purchase was perfect, the Germans behind you applaud and your German passport is already on its way with the Deutsche Post.
@@cerenknk It's not the same but we know and feel it's perfect to describe the stereotype German. It's also the same as in many other languages like Arabic or french.
Omg i visited Germany once, Düsseldorf, and the cashiers always drove my anxiety through the roof The line of people waiting, me fumbling to get my money out (mind you i had so many coins i wished to get rid of but i ended up with more because i was afraid of holding up lines by counting and i wasn't yet familiar with the currency...) and the cashier working like the rent's due,throwing groceries at me 😭😭😭
You're such a bot WTF um I'm realizing too much all at once but originally I needed to tell you Hippocrates ruined Greece by elevating all witch doctors into dictators by giving them scalpels and telling them to squat in the caves of the citizens when it rained
As a spanish from Canary Islands i can confirm that the germans that buy in our Lidls supermarkets are always confused of how the cashiers always help to pack their stuff and wait for them ... The faces 🤯
I’m an Italian living in the UK. Thanks to you I discovered that DB trains seem to work like our Italians ones and, well, you managed to make the Germans fun! Do you realise your achievement? :)
I’m a Dutchman. I moved to England for 3 months in December 2021, got back home for 2 weeks and then settled Ireland. You have no idea how strongly this video resonates with me, but in reverse. My goodness the cashiers on the islands of Europe are slow. It’s about to surpass commuting in my list of things that waste my time the most. And don’t even get me started on the self scan units.
Leider kann man das nirgendwo finden. Dafür gibt es aber einen *schlechten* Spin-Off von diesem Film namens Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
To be honest ich hoffe es wird so ne art film von ihn geben denn die memes sind so gut. Wäre cool wenn es ein film über den britten wäre wie er in Deutschland lebt zur ersten zeit mit allen problemen und so XD..
You have so good taste of humour and your videos are so funny and entertaining. Every day i see them again and again because they make my day. I wish you all the best and to continue make us happy and smiling and you to make the things you love . Greetings from a big fun of you from Greece!!
Remembering myself when I worked for Norma in France, I liked so much to pass articles that fast stressing people around. I felt like I was becoming German. 😂
Oh I‘m a Croatian and would love to watch a REAL movie with Liam, the British who was germanized. You already have a plenty of material and stories to incorporate in that piece of comedy 😀
bahaha!! I love your characters. The pensioner (who I call Karl-Heinz) is my favourite. But there's no way you can make the lady look German with your face and that hairdo, that's a Davina or a Magella for me! Pls don't leave the portal unattended, the consequences could be grave.
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As a Representative of the Germans, we accept Liam and welcome him to our uncontrollable fast Cashier's and wish him good luck shopping
Cashiers nicht Cashier's
@@gamerhoodmb2095 ich liebe dich für die Verbesserung
@@gamerhoodmb2095 👍
@@gamerhoodmb2095 du Grammatik Nazi, ich bin stolz auf dich
@@bubu_hehe nur deutsche können offiziell das zweit schlimmste n Wort benutzen (zum Glück sind wir deutsch!)
Dat war 'n Spaß
LMAO this German memes are becoming more funny.
Nein wir doch nicht
@@nonamenolife01 hahaha isso 😂
@Jonathan Schmid ich biete 3 Maß, direkt aus Bayern
Germans.... funny?
Nein. Its just not practical. Everything must have a practical reason to it. Practically makes perfection.
And there true...
We need a full 2-hour version of this masterpiece
2 short. Maybe 3-5 would do fine?
@@brick-king482 3-5??? Nah, more like 3+5
@@martynas1819 xD, (3+5)x2
@@z0tax no, (3+5)²
@@freepalestine7123 nah nigga (3*5)²
Certified German masterpiece
yes, I was your 1k thumb up
Not gonna lie, I'd watch it. 😂
It will be better than that stupid doorway from Stranger Things.
And i would pay for it
The DB Employee gives me the chills
T2 vibes...
He's going to personally make sure your train, and specifically your train only, gets delayed the most, as long as he works there.
yeah and I always fear that he will start talking "Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste..."
Wait until he randomly goes on strike.
solid masterpiece from the alman studios as expected..
😂😂 ist halt Made in Germany.
Trying to learn German and I swear CZcams directed me to your content as a result. Absolutely loving this stuff!
Viel Spaß
Das ist sehr gut
Ich auch
Viel Glück euch
Ja viel spaß und Glück
how to make yourself popular in germany:
calculate the amount you pay at the checkout beforehand and have the exact amount ready in your pocket.
Just don't forget the goods separator at the checkout between your purchase and the German behind you.
put the shopping bag in front so that it is scanned first.
now you can have the bag ready before all the products are pulled over the scanner.
Tip: Professionals go shopping in pairs so that one person can hold the bag while the other puts the products in the bag.
A notice! there should be a maximum of 3 and a half seconds between the last product and the finished packing of the bag. otherwise they have failed.
pay the exact amount you have in your pocket and say goodbye with a friendly "thank you, have a nice day" at the weekend "thank you, have a nice weekend".
done, your purchase was perfect, the Germans behind you applaud and your German passport is already on its way with the Deutsche Post.
Aha Türk buldum 😂 ! Neden Alman Studios? Almanca da Alman kelimesi Türkçe ile aynı mı?
@@cerenknk aynı değil ama burada çok türk yaşadığı için herkes biliyor 😁
@@cerenknk It's not the same but we know and feel it's perfect to describe the stereotype German. It's also the same as in many other languages like Arabic or french.
Damn I do this 1-to-1 solo. Noone claps tho LMAO that'd be a dream. xD
lol this is so accurate
As an English girl who moved to Germany 5 years ago this is like laughter therapy for me! Thank you so much and just keep those videos coming! 🤣🤣
Lieb den Typen. Geil verpackte knackige Videos mit Humor. Feier ich :D
Ich schließe mich an ❣️
Schließ mich da auch an.
Ich auch
Auf jeden Fall.
As swear, I startet laughing so hard when I saw the "Alman Studios" sign 🤣
Hahaha THIS
Omg i visited Germany once, Düsseldorf, and the cashiers always drove my anxiety through the roof
The line of people waiting, me fumbling to get my money out (mind you i had so many coins i wished to get rid of but i ended up with more because i was afraid of holding up lines by counting and i wasn't yet familiar with the currency...) and the cashier working like the rent's due,throwing groceries at me 😭😭😭
If this ends up being Netflix’s number one,it would be me watching it over 10 times a day😫
"You opened ZE door way between Great Britain and Germany" a German must not to pronounce "the" correctly 😌
„Alman studios“ killed me 😭😂😂
Yes, I love this detail
there's something ingeniously arrogant about that smile. I just love it
You're such a bot WTF um I'm realizing too much all at once but originally I needed to tell you Hippocrates ruined Greece by elevating all witch doctors into dictators by giving them scalpels and telling them to squat in the caves of the citizens when it rained
Hahaha, i read indigenously arrogant, which is also true
A display of pleasure over your distress, failing at German disciplines like packing your shopping bag fast enough. Also called Schadenfreude.
As a spanish from Canary Islands i can confirm that the germans that buy in our Lidls supermarkets are always confused of how the cashiers always help to pack their stuff and wait for them ... The faces 🤯
You cant be nice to everyone Liam 😂😂😂
Love the british humor!
Opening the doorway between Germany and Great Britain sounds like a threat
I’m an Italian living in the UK. Thanks to you I discovered that DB trains seem to work like our Italians ones and, well, you managed to make the Germans fun! Do you realise your achievement? :)
I’m a Dutchman. I moved to England for 3 months in December 2021, got back home for 2 weeks and then settled Ireland. You have no idea how strongly this video resonates with me, but in reverse. My goodness the cashiers on the islands of Europe are slow. It’s about to surpass commuting in my list of things that waste my time the most. And don’t even get me started on the self scan units.
Wo kann ich das auf disney- finden? 🤣
Leider kann man das nirgendwo finden. Dafür gibt es aber einen *schlechten* Spin-Off von diesem Film namens Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Du willst freiwillig dafür Zahlen während du es hier kostenlos bekommen kannst?
Du bist kein Deutscher, oder?!? 🧐😉
Gibt's leider nur auf Mettflix. 😂
Wie kann man eigentlich immer so geile Video idee haben haha🔥🔥😂
Hört sich gut an
If this movie is in the cinema i will go and watch it 10 times.
That smile... that goddamn smile
Sitting like on glowing charcoal while waiting for this masterpiece... 😂
EPIC
Bro i hope u will become very very famous, we need that movie!😂😂
To be honest ich hoffe es wird so ne art film von ihn geben denn die memes sind so gut. Wäre cool wenn es ein film über den britten wäre wie er in Deutschland lebt zur ersten zeit mit allen problemen und so XD..
Liam is too relaxed, we need more action!
This is awesome BTW.
Oh Gott, ich liebe es jetzt schon 😂
Abo ! 😂🙏
In Germany wie don’t say : uhm, I think that doesn’t make sense.
We say: samma, hasse Lack gesoffen?
❤
This is next level shit. Liam, you are officially German
The cashiers telekinesis got me offguard 😭😂
You have so good taste of humour and your videos are so funny and entertaining. Every day i see them again and again because they make my day. I wish you all the best and to continue make us happy and smiling and you to make the things you love . Greetings from a big fun of you from Greece!!
Remembering myself when I worked for Norma in France, I liked so much to pass articles that fast stressing people around. I felt like I was becoming German. 😂
I mean, how is it even possible for a british guy to speak english with a german accent?? This is brilliant Liam!! 👍👏
Loveeeeee the content i lived in Germany for 3 years
ALMAN Studios, i can't mateXDDD
That's going to be a masterpiece! I know
This guy is the best!
We need this as an actual movie.
LG, a fellow german
ah vergesst dr strange ich gönn mir den movie
The Videos starts gettin better and better. Keep going bro
dude you've got to do a longer video! this is fucking gold!!
Can't wait for the Austrian painter cameo
Love Liam! So funny and creative! Love Germany!
Omg this is gold 😆
German Australian here..... I appreciate your multiverse battling. 🤪😎🤣
He’s incredibly talented and brilliant
🤣🤣
first lets gooo
I started seeing your channel after I visited Germany. I should perhaps start learning German... just in case...
I am Lithuanian and honestly all these stereotypes fit Lithuanians too lol 😂
I just love how the cashier used the force 😂
this is so damn brilliant good job
Having lived in the U.K. for about 20 years (now back in Germany) seing those videos make me giggle so much! Brilliantly done! Keep it up 😃😃
No idea what I just saw, but I fully endorse it 😅
Oh I‘m a Croatian and would love to watch a REAL movie with Liam, the British who was germanized. You already have a plenty of material and stories to incorporate in that piece of comedy 😀
Literally better than 99% of hollywood
bahaha!! I love your characters. The pensioner (who I call Karl-Heinz) is my favourite.
But there's no way you can make the lady look German with your face and that hairdo, that's a Davina or a Magella for me! Pls don't leave the portal unattended, the consequences could be grave.
Man, yer brilliant.
These are so well made.
I can't stop watching.
As a german myself i bestow apon you the greatest complement, a german can give. It is watchable
Meanwhile Drachenlord: *”Republic of Germans”* 🇩🇪
I'm british, but even I have to say this is total klasse
I would watch a whole movie of these!!! Keep up the good work liam 😂
Brooo This trailer is much better then any other from Hollywood
the bone structure in this mans face is so prominent.
In den Film würde ich direkt gehen ,, Shut up and take my money !!,,
This is the best short ive seen in a long while. Thanks for the effort
I'm German/American and I just love what you do , makes me feel relatable in my own way
Hahaha Alman Studios. Awesome.
Should be a real movie ngl
As someone who is currently emigrating from the uk to Germany these videos are all pretty relatable
We need this movie! What a masterpiece!
😂😂😂 the cashiers supermove is on Point, unbelievable😂😂😂😂
This is absolutely underrated piece of gold!
You had me screamin' at Almann studios omggg
Dude! You outta control! It’s feckn brilliant and I love it 🤙
deine effekte werden immer wilder. love it
Sounds good. Looking forward to it! WHEN IS THIS OUT???
The cashiers are the same in the Netherlands where I'm from. I love it sm. I'm a speed packer and never get flustered 💪🏼😤
Wahrlich einer der Filme unserer Zeit!
The Aldi cashiers are the fastest people ever 😂😂😂
I absolutely love the cashier, using the force to move items even faster and in greater number.
Fun fact: "Alman" means German/Deutsch in Turkish
the throwing things always gets me 😂😂😂😂
Do a collab with someone who's great at CGI and effects and you will literally produce a high quality masterpiece
Das mit der Geschwindigkeit hat mich gekriegt 😂
in germany we don't say "AWESOME MOVIE 5/5 STARS!"
we say: kann man anschauen.
Funny how some CZcams shorts creators are better actors then, well, actual actors
Du machst ein Multiverse vom meinen Heimatland das ist einfach das beste was man haben kann!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🇩🇪🇩🇪😻👍👍👍👍👍👍
Yooooo I am so pumped up 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
I love being German 🇩🇪
And I love your memes
*Broke:* "The MCU has the best crossovers!"
*Woke:* 👀🇬🇧🤝🇩🇪😏
"Almanstudios" xD
The dementors ?! 😂🤣😂
Eigentlich war YT Shorts, TikTok und Co. gar nichts für mich, aber bin froh deine Clips entdeckt zu haben. Feier die total. 👍