Rob Beckett's Full Stand-Up Set | Michael McIntyre's Big Show

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  • Rob Beckett's FULL STAND UP SET from Michael McIntyre's Big Show
    Michael McIntyre's Big Show (adapted from Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show) is a British variety and stand-up comedy television series, presented by British comedian Michael McIntyre. The show was originally a one-off Christmas special in 2015 before the BBC announced that they had ordered a full series in 2016, which started airing on 16 April of that year and concluded on 28 May 2016.
    The show features celebrity guests, musical performances, comedy sketches, Send to All, Unexpected Star of the Show and Stand -Up from McIntyre, and guest comics. The show was initially recorded at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane in London. The series was well-received by the public and BBC One renewed the show for a second series which began airing in November 2016, concluding in a Christmas special, which was broadcast on Christmas Eve 2016.
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Komentáře • 29

  • @mikee2465
    @mikee2465 Před 2 lety +29

    In stitches mate. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @TheRowlandstone73
    @TheRowlandstone73 Před 2 lety +11

    All of this is quality stuff, but when he did the posh hair at the end, I creased up!

  • @IQsveen
    @IQsveen Před 2 lety +7

    WHERE IS MY TRUFFLECUTTER?! 😂

  • @lizplant1070
    @lizplant1070 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant!

  • @DaRunTingsCrew
    @DaRunTingsCrew Před 2 lety +5

    This was bloody awesome!

  • @twmlloyd5257
    @twmlloyd5257 Před rokem +1

    brilliant

  • @SLC2283
    @SLC2283 Před rokem +3

    Sitting at home with Covid, laughing too much it hurts my lungs.

  • @dropbearkellyevehammond4446

    A CURE FOR A SHIT DAY!!!!! ALWAYS. THANKS ROB I near on fell out of my wheelchair at "files !! 🤣

  • @annsmith9196
    @annsmith9196 Před 2 lety +1

    Love Rob!

  • @PlatformForProgress
    @PlatformForProgress Před 2 lety +4

    The funniest. Rob Beckett thank you for keeping me laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet Před 2 lety +4

    Truffle cutter, innit?
    I never thought I'd hear those two words uttered in the same sentence!

  • @milesharbord9339
    @milesharbord9339 Před 2 lety +2

    I was just crying laughing, too good

  • @Kevin-1969
    @Kevin-1969 Před 2 lety +2

    Not really into stand ups but I actually quite like Rob, he did make me laugh and that’s hard,

  • @SaltyMechanicsJunior
    @SaltyMechanicsJunior Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant stuff😂

  • @MinxLaura123sWackyWorld
    @MinxLaura123sWackyWorld Před 2 lety +1

    U r awesome! Hug from Southend

  • @annamarielewis7078
    @annamarielewis7078 Před 2 lety +2

    Teef for eleven people 🤣

  • @AverageSingleGirlDad-LovesBBQs

    I was dying of laughter except I was dead so there was no laughing!😅

  • @jamesnevin5145
    @jamesnevin5145 Před 2 lety +1

    brill!

  • @TheGamingJewYT
    @TheGamingJewYT Před 2 lety +3

    I've got enough neck to lend Rob some, I literally have a neck like a stack of 5p's 🤣🤣

  • @l.e.mackenzie2955
    @l.e.mackenzie2955 Před 2 lety +6

    Timestamps of all Rob's punchlines and laughs :
    And I live with her 0:32
    Gotta put in a shift early doors 0:35
    I'm head of recycling 0:41
    Big job for a big dog 0:44
    I don't wash em out and then I just put em in the normal bin 0:53
    Knowing its wrong is the first step to getting it right 1:00
    I don't think the issue's my 3 yazoos a wee 1:09
    oh that's a curtain innit that? 1:21
    Not normally that bad a DIY 1:30
    What's behind there? Window? Classic 1:32
    Is that a stud wall? 1:40
    I've got no idea what that means mate 1:42
    Stud Wall! Yeah the volume weren't a problem mate 1:45
    I can here you that's not the issue here 1:49
    Stud wall- is it a stud wall? Stop saying it - I don't know what it means 1:53
    A stud wall, where it goes out with all the other walls? 1:56
    Has it got a motorbike? Goes out with a cheerleader? 2:00
    I'm an odd looking fella aren't I? 2:07
    I'm an acquired taste 2:09
    Like marmite on an oyster 2:11
    I don't know who made me 2:15
    I think they were taking the pic, must have been quarter to five on a Friday 2:19
    lets knock one more human out, while we're here 2:23
    - what have we got left over? Teeth for 11 people 2:26
    let's start there work backwards shall we 2:34
    How's he looking? Hungry 2:37
    Got a problem, he keeps falling over, he's too to heavy with the teeth he keeps going 2:44
    hmmm have you made him as wide as he is tall...yes 2:48
    Tell you what, don't give him a neck...and they didn't! 2:55
    Who needs a neck mate? Not me! 2:59
    I can see don't worry about that! 3:02
    Iceland, got a deal, strangely cheap, almost like there was a catch, 3:15
    and there was a catch 3:18
    Got to Iceland in December- four hours f sunlight per day 3:22
    Sun gets up at 11, goes by 3, it's like a council worker 3:26
    4 hours, I couldn't chill out, it was like being trapped in the crystal maze, it's stressful 3:39
    Titanic came on, I got into that, I missed Thursday 3:44
    Snow up to my knees, I'm wading through it in my rebook classics 3:53
    Barman said, this is the worst snowstorm we've had for 60 years 4:08
    Divvy over here has been wading through it 4:11
    Wondering about going, how do they live like this? 4:14
    They don't, they go home! 4:16
    Also went Dubai last year 4:16
    Expensive Dubai, not for me though, got a deal didn't I? 4:26
    Second and last holiday I was allowed to book 4:30
    Oh it was cheap mate, very cheap, strangely cheap 4:35
    almost as if there's a catch 4:37
    I don't know if you've been to Dubai in June 4:40
    Don't take a coat 4:45
    Get off the plane, it is 45 degrees and Ramadam 4:51
    I have never been so hot and thirsty in my life 5:56
    45! I've slow cooked pork on 45! 5:00
    I've had my dinner in it, I'm laying in it 5:05
    She's like, what we doing for dinner? My left shoulder by the looks of thins 5:10.
    Their (inlaws) a bit posh mine, I had to go ballet 5:19
    I went ballet, it was one of the worst nights of my life 5:22
    I've been mugged 5:23
    absolute joke mate, nothings happening it it, no talk nothing, just dancing, that's it 5:34
    One says to the other ' I think I'm going to get Giles, a truffle cutter' 5:42
    Giles, a truffle cutter 4:48
    I don't know where you get either of those things, 5:50
    a Giles, or a truffle cutter 5:53
    How small does he want his chocolates 5:56
    I don't even know where it is in the Argos catalogue to cut it out 6:06
    he must have a great life, if all he needs is a truffle cutter 6:13
    he's probably at home furious like - seriously guys 6:20
    where is my truffle cutter 6:23
    Where is it? 6:27
    How do you expect me to cut my truffles? Scissors 6:32
    are you mad Cynthia? 6:34
    Good at posh face ain't I? 6:40
    All you need is horse teeth and an angle on it 6:43
    If you wanna go full posh, you've gotta have the hair as well, and it's all there for everyone to see 'seriously guys' 6:52
    This is not a joke 7:00
    Where is my truffle cutter? 7:03
    Cynthia askew me this, have you ever eater a truffle whole? 7:08
    No, because I cut them with my truffle cutter!! 7:12

  • @Gomhaku
    @Gomhaku Před rokem

    "...went Iceland... went Dubai... went ballet..." Is this a pommy thing or a Rob Beckett thing?

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 Před rokem

      Its a london thing. You hear the local kids ask each other 'you gaan chick'n?!' and the answer might be 'nah, I went chick'n already' -- meaning they had already previously attended the local fried chicken purveyor

  • @johnbarter3446
    @johnbarter3446 Před 2 lety +1

    Very consistent, never lets you down, always unfunny garbage

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 Před rokem

    Giles is prounced geel not jeyeles

  • @thomashodge7692
    @thomashodge7692 Před 2 lety +1

    They should just call this guy teeth, his teeth would fit in a Giants mouth. Freaky ASF.