@@painvillegaming4119bro wtf you cant compare France to hell man, I get this satan guy is bad and everything but even he doesnt deserve the comparison
"M-Mamma mia... You're just an incomplete monster..!" **The coins of Hatred, Rage, And Sadness go into Mario.** "W-WAAAAUUGGHH!!!!" **Mario transforms into Darkcap Mario** "Shahra, We've got to-a stop him!" "LEND ME-A YOUR POWER!"
@@Perdix64 huh I though it was about Genghis khaun with one of his wife wanted his story to end forever of all the pain he cause and not wanting it to repeat ever again erasing it from history but it would cause many problems to the timeline if it never happen so Mario is forced to stop her even tho his story not existing with him would help so many people life and fates
isn’t sarasaland supposed to be a desert idk how middle eastern inspired that game is if at all though bc i’ve never played it or even seen it but if they ever revisit sarasaland that could be an idea
@@yourehereforthatarentyouIt’s not that middle eastern as it covers so many different parts of the world. The biggest examples being Egypt and China inspiring levels in the game.
What I think the the modified lyrics are: 0:35 Mario's quest. He's jumpin' high. Seeking secret coins. Through the fates and hardened waves To save the princess brave. With the power-up in hand, you better understand. Hop in the mornin'. 1:15 In twilight dreams of moonlight schemes. Shadows on the dunes. Echoes of an ancient [lore?]. Whisper in the tunes. With the power-up in hand, you better understand. Through the sandstorm's might, he fights in the night. 1:50 (I honestly have no idea. It's too drown out. I do hear "Legends blurred and torn" and "Make believes reborn")
It sounds like someone slapped a completely different song on top of Seven Rings in Hand. I'm not sure if the intent was to try and "continue" Seven Rings with AI + have the vocals, or if a different song was generated that dude tried to overlay onto Seven Rings so it'd sound more natural, but either way the end product does not sound that great. There are far better examples of us being cooked than this.
I can't even come up with something clever about this. This is just a great thing you put together. It fits too, because this was the era where Mario had "serious" renders.
When Mario gathered the 7 World Coins and absorbed the 3 of negative emotions to became Darkstache Mario with this theme playing? Chills, amazing final boss fight
Everyone talks about the games starring Mario, but what about his friends? Remember the time when Yoshi had his own spin-off on the failed SNES 32X? Or when he had a weird spin off Archie comic series written by Ken Penders? It was a wild era.
@@yoshisreal I don't know Yoshi and crazies was pretty weird with that mechanic of them moving around separately at the same time with trying to control the both at the same time
Darkcap Mario has to be one of my favorite transformations has to be one of the most over looked transformations Mario has, second favorite over all. Only being trumped by Clarent Mario from Mario and the Green Knight.
Since no one else has done it, my interpretation of the lyrics (feel free to correct in the replies): Mario's quest, he's jumping high Seeking secret coins Through the caves and haunted ways (waves?) To save the princess, brave (pray?) With a power-up in hand you better understand Hop in the morning(?) (Instrumental bridge) In twilight dreams the moonlight schemes Shadows on the dunes Echoes of an ancient lord whisper in the tombs (tunes?) With a power-up in hand you better understand Through the sandstorm's might HE FIGHTS IN THE NIIIGHT (Most of these I know are correct but the AI still got a little wonky in a couple spots + i suck at hearing so yeah. Also that gibberish at the end that sort of mimics the regular "myths in mind rethought/question all that's known" part of the original is way too muddled into the instrumentals for me to hear anything. It might say those phrases in there somewhere but I'm not sure.)
my favorite type of things online are the ones that look *just* real enough to make you question whether or not it actually existed. This is one of those things.
I feel like it should be Mario and the secret stars, and power stars in hand. Because while coins and rings are both common collectables stars and rings are both sources of power and the goals of every level.
To this day, Nintendo fans can't move on from that time Mario got kissed by a magikoopa dressed as a princess
I would watch that. :)
@@Polychi1998 get help
@@Polychi1998💀
Don't remind me
Actually, that was me.
Sorry not sorry.
some time traveler bumped a chair at a game conference
It was a Nintendo employe coming to the wrong room. “Wait, who are you?” “Um, tsukoyo? From Nintendo next door?”
And that’s “how it started”
I'am NOT a CARPENTER I am a PLUMBER
I am not fat i am big boned
I think he has been both
Not anymore at least
@Gass-Yard goated reference hope people get it fr not a 🐀
@@malikmoyer7773Jump Man was originally a carpenter until Mario bros 1983 arcade changed it
“Faker? I think you’re the fake Plumber around here!”
-Wario
Youre comparing yourself to me? WAH, Youre not even good enough to unclog a toilet.
@@ShurikanBlade I will make you eat those words even tho you look like you already did
@@ShurikanBladeThe "WAH" killed me 🤣
@@gameuniverse5973 "WAH-t the fuck man, I have an eating disorder, i'm very self concious about this."
Can’t wait for Mario Unleashed where Mario turns into a boo at night.
I'd love to play that
Nintendo would probably make that too
Actually, that'd make a fun gimmick for a luigi's mansion game. Mario somehow gets cursed and has to assist luigi in saving the (night?)
@@gabeskai This was literally done mario galaxy if you didn't know
But we have Mario unleashed at home, it's called Luigi's mansion.
@@theepic1944mario awakening
Alternate universe where Sega won the console war
Mario 06......
@@superhedgehog6447Mario Forces
Mario Boom: Rise of Limerick
@@fireblaster4073the murder of mario mario
@@jeremiahevans6346 Yo that was an official game. The others mentioned are fangames.
Mario has had a rocky transition to 3d
This but without any shred of irony
@@samuelohare6884 I guess sunshine was a bit janky, but aside from that really?
@@samuelohare6884Objectively wrong
Mario was never good
Mario Colors was pretty good though
I like the implication that in this universe Mario canonically says “Opening the gates of Hell!”
*The gates of France
"The gates of-a Hell!"
The implication that
@@juanchi2668same thing
@@painvillegaming4119bro wtf you cant compare France to hell man, I get this satan guy is bad and everything but even he doesnt deserve the comparison
*WITH A POWER-UP IN HAND, YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND* 🗣‼️
YEAH BOIII 🔥🔥🔥
NINTENDO POWER!!!
No I don't wanna understand
Hop in the morning
SiivaGunner has being acting weird recently...
Recently?
The part where Mario used the World Coins to turn into Darkstar Mario was really cool.
He would turn into a genie.
Darkback mario
That would unironically be cool
Darkstar Mario?
Let this man cook!
@@UnivingIshiroThis have much escencia como tablos
Nintendo: Hey bro, can I copy your homework
SEGA: Yeah Sure just don't make it look too obvious
lmao
Nice final fantasy picture@@plush_baby
Pretty dang obvious lmbo
@@ArylBarrel cool another splatoon fan
missed opportunity to put a starcoin
Yeah, since they’re more powerful, having the ability to remove signposts and chained gates guarding levels…
I-a-told you! I'm-a-no sewage rat! I'm a plumber!
I told you i am not a goomba it me mario
Time traveler: **MOVES A CARTRIDGE **
The Present:
"M-Mamma mia... You're just an incomplete monster..!"
**The coins of Hatred, Rage, And Sadness go into Mario.**
"W-WAAAAUUGGHH!!!!"
**Mario transforms into Darkcap Mario**
"Shahra, We've got to-a stop him!"
"LEND ME-A YOUR POWER!"
I'm honestly super interested to how a LIVID mario would sound
Daisy we got to stop him*
💀🤣
Imagine charles martinet doing transformation screams like goku lol
@@marthaawah8948 Super Smash Bros' Mario Final Smashes might tickle your fancy.
This implies that there exists a Super Mario Bros. 06
Super mario millennium is more like it
There was. New Super Mario Bros. was released in 2006.
mario and the dark mushrooms was the best of the storybook series
No no, Poison Mushroom is the name of the first boss theme
Mario and the Dark Samurai was peak, they perfected his characterization.
@@Perdix64Mario and the white barbarian you mean
@@gameuniverse5973 no, it was based off of the story of Goemon, remember? His wife wanted to repeat the story forever because she missed her husband.
@@Perdix64 huh I though it was about Genghis khaun with one of his wife wanted his story to end forever of all the pain he cause and not wanting it to repeat ever again erasing it from history but it would cause many problems to the timeline if it never happen so Mario is forced to stop her even tho his story not existing with him would help so many people life and fates
This is the most cursed thing that both my eyes and ears had to experience simultaneously
Me too.
Or Blessed..
Don't know why but this song makes me think about Super Mario Bros Z for some reason
It exudes that energy
Fr lol
Mark Haynes will be proud of u
Nintendo lost the console wars but the Wii still came into existence that just shows how powerful the Wii
I'm assuming in this alternate universe, the Wii would be a Sega console instead.
Ah yes. “How powerful the wii”
I love the how powerful wii
Having a Mario game take place in a Middle Eastern setting or having a Middle Eastern themed world would honestly be pretty cool
isn’t sarasaland supposed to be a desert
idk how middle eastern inspired that game is if at all though bc i’ve never played it or even seen it but if they ever revisit sarasaland that could be an idea
@@yourehereforthatarentyousarasaland is based on all parts of the world
@@yourehereforthatarentyouIt’s not that middle eastern as it covers so many different parts of the world. The biggest examples being Egypt and China inspiring levels in the game.
Super Mario Bros. 2/Doki Doki Panic
So like every desert level?
I guess next we will get _"Plumber of the Fire"_ and _"Lived Extra Lives"_ when you rip Super Mario and the Black Knight.
*Black plumber
@@wesleyprower I don't like how this implies the title of the game would be "Mario and the Black Plumber"
I nearly died laughing at "Lived Extra Lives" lmao it goes COMPLETELY against the theme of "Live Life" 😂😂😂
@@Joshpoof2_GamingMario and the white samurai/barbarian
Knight of the Flame*
I loved playing this game when I was younger. I loved part where Mario turned purple and wahoo'd everywhere
That weird sequel where Mario found evil aliens... Mario Colours... ugh... but Mario and the Dark King was good
@@Philparry83Yeah I gotta agree, that game is pretty good ngl
Still the rawest Mario moment when he told Kamek, “I’m not a goomba, I’m a plumber!”
"Mario was never good"
And where's the lie XD?
Just kidding, I love Mario.
I like when Toad said "None of this is good Yoshi, that's why it's called war."
Wart got sealed in the storybook for good in this game!
Deleyor fairy was a pretty cool boss
Mario's the name, STOMP's my game!
Was not expecting that switchup at 1:38 but it sounds so good.
This feels so cursed but so blessed at the same time...
Giving Wario a gun was bonkers
It feels like I wasn't supposed to see this, like I've bumped into some kind of forbidden knowledge.
Mario can be cool as hell sometimes
Second time i see you in the comments, can you sleep?
@@Josuh I can't sleep
I can imagine Mario being a comic relief but when it comes to danger he becomes a badass.
@@misterboxhead3045i understand that reference
Just imagine an alternate universe where Mario is the edgy badass lmao. It sounds so jarring in my head yet hilarious and cool.
Then Mario would have a completely less goofy but more cool design.
Basically Strikers, but if they kept doing that for every game
That cover art is sick
Now we need the palace that was found next
i just ripped it and uploaded it from my wii
@@plush_baby nice.
WE MAKING IT TO THE STORY KINGDOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What I think the the modified lyrics are:
0:35
Mario's quest. He's jumpin' high.
Seeking secret coins.
Through the fates and hardened waves
To save the princess brave.
With the power-up in hand, you better understand.
Hop in the mornin'.
1:15
In twilight dreams of moonlight schemes.
Shadows on the dunes.
Echoes of an ancient [lore?].
Whisper in the tunes.
With the power-up in hand, you better understand.
Through the sandstorm's might, he fights in the night.
1:50
(I honestly have no idea. It's too drown out. I do hear "Legends blurred and torn" and "Make believes reborn")
Can't wait to see the ending, When the game turns into a kleenex commercial.
Instead of napkins he wishes for ice packs to calm the angry fairy char at the end
To this day, I still scratch my head and wonder why Nintendo decided this was the best direction for the Super Mario Land remake
I still can't get over when they made that edgy Wario game where everyone started cursing and using guns
It was still better then super mario 06
@@ICANTFINDNAMELOL i don't know Mario kablam was a pretty bad reboot
Mario straight-up committin’ a federal treasury offense against the Mushroom Kingdom by setting a coin on fire lmao
Darkspine Mario goes hard as fuck.
Darkback or dark chest mario
@@gameuniverse5973 DarkCap Mario
Darkstache, obviously.
Just wait till you see super duper Mario 😂
It's A Me, Mario!
Let’s a go fast!
@@jokelethkurueisner9229 Gotta go higher!
Ain't no way this was made with AI... bro, we are COOKED 💀💀💀💀💀
I can't tell if it's AI honestly. If it IS AI then yeah... we COOKED
@@randomkid6236 idk I can tell
Actually we're ultra super duper ultra cooked for ever what you said was obnoxiously optimistic
It sounds like someone slapped a completely different song on top of Seven Rings in Hand. I'm not sure if the intent was to try and "continue" Seven Rings with AI + have the vocals, or if a different song was generated that dude tried to overlay onto Seven Rings so it'd sound more natural, but either way the end product does not sound that great. There are far better examples of us being cooked than this.
It just sounds like an overlay mashup to me
“Mario’s quest he’s jumping high seeking secret coins” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I can't even come up with something clever about this. This is just a great thing you put together. It fits too, because this was the era where Mario had "serious" renders.
Mario and the Secret Coins for the Sega Wii
The sega sii
BRO THE LYRICS TOOK ME BY SURPRISE! THAT WAS SO GOOD 👁👄👁❤️❤️❤️❤️
Im ngl this actually hits way too hard. This truly is the song that we didnt deserve.
I can't hear this or any of SatSS's soundtrack without Cobanermani456 coming to mind.
@@AzureMoebius22 miss that era so much, things will never be like that again
Cobi's been through a lot and i don't care if he never returns to let's plays, i just hope he can find peace of mind. 😔
@@jsaulsa8422 I wish the same and that he finally finds his dad
What exactly happened to him i went to his channel and all i saw was repent and Jesus, not too sure whats happened in his life@jsaulsa8422
The motion controls is what made the controls so great and revolutionary
One of the best Mario games in the series
Timetraveler: destroys chair
The timeline:
Remember when Mario became dark hat Mario and beat Erazor Tatanga? what a freaky form.
I only remember mario becoming darkribs Mario with beating deleyor fairy
I need plumber of the wind
So this is why they call it the Dry Bones Dome.
Was so surprised when he went Dark Flower Mario in that final boss.
Ok but why does this unironically go SUPER hard somehow though?
A video from an alternate timeline must have entered ours
Time traveler: *accidentally knocks over a glass*
The timeline:
No such thing as fate for those who jump!
Woulda been even funnier if you made Mario on a SEGA console equivalent to the Wii
The Dwiimcast
@@tulufluluthe sii
Mario’s pose makes him look disgusted by the coin
I’d love to see Plumer of the Wind uploaded
@@SapleEX90 plumber of the air
@@gameuniverse5973 plumber of the breeze 💀
NO STOP! DONT GIVE MARIO 5 FINGERS!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
1:37 This whole section goes so HARD!
I sat and waited for SEVEN COINS IN HAND, only for it to not exist -_-
When Mario gathered the 7 World Coins and absorbed the 3 of negative emotions to became Darkstache Mario with this theme playing? Chills, amazing final boss fight
I remember playing this game, one of my favorite childhood games. I never made it to erazor bowser tho, the game was too hard
Deleyor nymph was pretty hard to beat not going to lie
Someone HAS to make a animation out of this LMAO
can't wait for mario unleashed ost
Seven Coins in Hand.
Everyone talks about the games starring Mario, but what about his friends?
Remember the time when Yoshi had his own spin-off on the failed SNES 32X? Or when he had a weird spin off Archie comic series written by Ken Penders? It was a wild era.
I know a lot of people hate it, but… was Wario with a gun really that bad?
@@HadaronIt was okay, albeit repetitive, certainly better than Mario ‘06.
@@yoshisreal I don't know Yoshi and crazies was pretty weird with that mechanic of them moving around separately at the same time with trying to control the both at the same time
I have so many childhood memories of playing this game. Mario was my favorite PS2 mascot.
lightchest Mario had to be the best form he got so far
Lightstache
@@aprettyfunnyperson4516 lightribs Mario
Now Mario Lost World makes sense
This is beautiful. 10/10 would play
That totally threw me off! Everything started off normal until Mario's name was mentioned!
God I love it when timelines briefly intersect and we get vids like this
Darkcap Mario has to be one of my favorite transformations has to be one of the most over looked transformations Mario has, second favorite over all. Only being trumped by Clarent Mario from Mario and the Green Knight.
Darkchest Mario with the mario and the white barbarian was peak
Dark mario from mario z was better
@@ICANTFINDNAMELOL don't you mean light Mario in Mario y where the final arc they fought the Plantronics with Luigi having to say goodbye to nebuli
ngl this game went hard as a kid
If only the mario franchise was this cool.
IF THIS IS YOUR WORLD 1-1, THEN ITS A WORLD 1-1 THAT I DON'T WANNA PLAY
I got Mario and the Koopa Knight pre ordered
The cover goes hard🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Coming out to the Sega Andromeda
Alternate universe where Mario is “Way past cool!”.
Mario Adventure 3 when
mario but good
Since no one else has done it, my interpretation of the lyrics (feel free to correct in the replies):
Mario's quest, he's jumping high
Seeking secret coins
Through the caves and haunted ways (waves?)
To save the princess, brave (pray?)
With a power-up in hand you better understand
Hop in the morning(?)
(Instrumental bridge)
In twilight dreams the moonlight schemes
Shadows on the dunes
Echoes of an ancient lord whisper in the tombs (tunes?)
With a power-up in hand you better understand
Through the sandstorm's might
HE FIGHTS IN THE NIIIGHT
(Most of these I know are correct but the AI still got a little wonky in a couple spots + i suck at hearing so yeah. Also that gibberish at the end that sort of mimics the regular "myths in mind rethought/question all that's known" part of the original is way too muddled into the instrumentals for me to hear anything. It might say those phrases in there somewhere but I'm not sure.)
Didn't Tommy Tallarico work on this game, making him the first American to work on a Mario game? I hear his mother is very proud
Mario can't ever be this cool
"Spiky McFlame hair? Thats the funniest thing I'vah heard all day." Mario the plumber in Mario Colors.
my favorite type of things online are the ones that look *just* real enough to make you question whether or not it actually existed. This is one of those things.
where’s seven coin hand all in just one single hand seven let our hearts catch fire now seven coins in hand all in just one single command
ahh the good old days. I remember playing this when it came out
Mario sure has a rough transition into 3d
I feel like it should be Mario and the secret stars, and power stars in hand. Because while coins and rings are both common collectables stars and rings are both sources of power and the goals of every level.
As a hardcore SATSR fan who thinks the game is unbelievably slept on, this is the best thing I’ve seen all year
Swear i cant help but imagine how exageratedly realistic Bowser could look in Super Mario Bros 2009
MARIO THE PLUMBER (2006)
Mario
Wario
Slivaro