Asmongold Reacts to "Cryptoland is Dead"

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  • Asmongold Reacts to the greatest scam ever utterly failing already
    Cryptoland is Dead | by KiraTV
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Komentáře • 312

  • @GameUnCrafter
    @GameUnCrafter Před 2 lety +123

    Can't wait for 5 years from now when we have an Internet Historian video on this.

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 Před 6 měsíci

      Sadly he no longer makes videos on internet history

    • @CinohXub
      @CinohXub Před 6 měsíci +5

      But he sure steals from blog posts

    • @songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 Před 6 měsíci

      @@CinohXub Explain

    • @MalekitGJ
      @MalekitGJ Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      There was a controversy where one of the writing team (yes, team. The channel has grown so much that now that they hired people for writing, editing, etc.) got lazy and Copy&Paste an Article for the "Man in a Cave" video.
      TL;DR: IH himself talked with the OG journo writer & the publisher, got the approval, and it seems someone got the dressing down of their life & maybe fired.

    • @songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 Před 6 měsíci

      @@MalekitGJ Ty, what seems to be the issue if he got approval for it though? Seems like an open and shut case

  • @tinybee7780
    @tinybee7780 Před 2 lety +209

    27:47 Surprised Asmon is only learning about the Bitconnect meme guy for the first time. That dude is a living legend. He's the default guy I always think to whenever people talk about crypto stuff.

    • @acanthaceae7896
      @acanthaceae7896 Před 2 lety +28

      Most dont even know his name but know him as the BITTCOOOOOONECT guy

    • @ninjacom3
      @ninjacom3 Před 2 lety +20

      Hey hey heyyy

    • @theplayer_
      @theplayer_ Před rokem +4

      Wus wus wus wus suuuup

    • @not_avaliable
      @not_avaliable Před rokem +1

      i feel bad for the dude, he seems to be a genuine believer in the potential of the tech behind cryptos and nfts, hes kinda living proof of why the stock market and investing became so insular and regulated in the first place, most people are just to naive.

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 Před 2 lety +633

    "If you give these people money, and you don't get it back, that's a stupid tax"
    i feel the same about Crypto and NFTs in general.

    • @jnewgot
      @jnewgot Před 2 lety +5

      About Crypto in general? If so, why?

    • @imply2662
      @imply2662 Před 2 lety +4

      I mean people have deff made bank on crypto in general. But NFT's so far have looked more like a scam so far but still have potential.

    • @andygreen7314
      @andygreen7314 Před 2 lety

      @@imply2662 no like all pyramids scams only the scammers at the top, making it off the gullible clowns at the bottom, not because it has any intrinsic value or utility.

    • @thescatterpiratesquarepant7935
      @thescatterpiratesquarepant7935 Před 2 lety +3

      When all the money you earn now is worth alot less purchasing power in 20 years because of the inflation and money printing

    • @xAvitaLT
      @xAvitaLT Před 2 lety +5

      @@thescatterpiratesquarepant7935 Because that's how the economy works?
      Stable inflation is something you want or the country will stagnate. The actual problem is when the wages don't get an increase.
      Bitcoin is the RNG one. At one time it's worth nothing and the next it has value. You literally have the co-creator of dogecoin saying bitcoin was a mistake.

  • @jnewgot
    @jnewgot Před 2 lety +34

    Bitconnect had a literal pyramid image on their "About Us" page. It was so freaking obvious.

  • @IudexGundyr325
    @IudexGundyr325 Před 2 lety +155

    That laugh at the start of the video... That felt wholesome not gonna lie. Its nice to see our boi asmongold being happy in life

  • @doughyguy2663
    @doughyguy2663 Před 2 lety +96

    People who fall for this are the bros who partied all thru college on daddy's dime, barely passed, but still get a 6 figure job thanks to family connections. As far as I'm concerned I'm perfectly OK with them getting ripped off. But when it starts to encroach on RL (i.e. governments investing in crypto) thats when I get annoyed.

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc Před 2 lety +3

      yep worked in a newspaper factory and the guy at the head of mechanics was one of these fools. We barely saw him as he was always gone jogging on his work ours

  • @vermilionshadow
    @vermilionshadow Před 2 lety +15

    "So do they just pay him just in cocaine?"
    Cocaine AND Megaphones, he snorted both of those to achieve volume levels none would've thought possible.

  • @TheWideMurloc
    @TheWideMurloc Před 2 lety +40

    For a moment we had asmon watching Kira watching Charlie watching goofy cryptoland videos. Glorious

  • @umwhat7965
    @umwhat7965 Před 2 lety +9

    The bitconnect guy sounds like a literal preacher or pastor

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime Před 2 lety +10

    Thank god this got scrapped before anyone actually got scammed into buying a plot of land.

  • @junlim7330
    @junlim7330 Před 2 lety +48

    Honestly. I hope The Internet Historian gonna make a video on all, if not most, of these stupid crypto bullshit
    That'll be hilarious to watch

    • @kannnnn392
      @kannnnn392 Před 2 lety +6

      Man we gonna be in 60 before his bid about crypto come out

    • @chryspyr
      @chryspyr Před 2 lety

      Don't mean to be offensive in any way, but I think the phrase you're trying to use is “most, if not all” instead of what you wrote. Just a heads up for the future.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 2 lety +1

      I want this all to end in Down The Rabbit Hole: NFTs

  • @Gorgovoid173
    @Gorgovoid173 Před 2 lety +24

    Really getting tired of the "streaming kekw" responses, when talking about doing nothing and getting paid for it.
    As if it's like super easy, with no drawbacks whatsoever to entertain thousands of people whilst playing a videogame alone in a room.
    It's kinda like saying "Man, acting is so easy. All you gotta do is walk around and say stuff on a TV screen!"

    • @Muffindolphin
      @Muffindolphin Před 2 lety +9

      That is true.
      I tried streaming Cyber hunter once
      It was quite hard to be entertaining, while trying to do, good on a game.
      I have no acting background, so that made it worse.
      I did it for about 20 minutes before dropping it, since it was a test, and it was a shitshow of a test

    • @Gorgovoid173
      @Gorgovoid173 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Muffindolphin I believe it. I've made videos of my own on here and let me tell you, nothing is more difficult than staying consistent in editing, delivery, comedy, focus on the actual game and the amount of content. I'm actually not too convinced that a background in acting would help that much in this regard.
      And not only that, knowing that most of the watchers won't give a rats ass about your problems and your difficulty to deliver, they simply care whether you DO or not, is also quite discouraging for a beginner.
      The secret is in just doing it, because you like doing it. Never aim for fame and just do it because you can.

    • @Aiviymatoc
      @Aiviymatoc Před 2 lety +6

      its pretty much jealousy because they arent in the position to do it themselves. therefore they want nobody to be able to do it.

    • @Cruz474
      @Cruz474 Před 2 lety

      Streaming KEKW

    • @Gorgovoid173
      @Gorgovoid173 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Cruz474 Oh mah gawd! *SEETHE*

  • @troudbalos333
    @troudbalos333 Před 2 lety +7

    Thats foodfight level animation right there!

  • @gachatookthekids
    @gachatookthekids Před 2 lety +6

    Cryptoland made a mockery of cryptoculture that not even their biggest critic could come up with.

  • @dragonicdoom3772
    @dragonicdoom3772 Před 2 lety +9

    The thing that gets me is they were starting at a price for a fucking tropical island home at less than a million dollars. Bro, where I live there's so many millionaires that even the regular houses for us wee plebs cost that much. Edit: Having watched on I now see why its so cheap, you're literally just buying a plot of land.

    • @Ladywizard
      @Ladywizard Před 2 lety

      Ah but YOU had to pay more to get an actual house on that plot and it's probably a barrier island which means HURRICANE country

    • @dragonicdoom3772
      @dragonicdoom3772 Před 2 lety

      @@Ladywizard At the risk of doxxing myself, I don't anywhere near hurricane country. The worst I'll get is a lot of rain.

    • @Ladywizard
      @Ladywizard Před 2 lety

      @@dragonicdoom3772 I know in US hurricanes were buffered by the barrier islands but then oh no it's prime beach real estate it has to be developed... guess where most the hurricane damage is and since hurricanes no longer blunted by the trees and other flora and and fuana on the islands (except Jekyll which is private owned nature preserve) how bad coast looks compared to then?

  • @bobbynanney8471
    @bobbynanney8471 Před 2 lety +2

    I fell into that bitconnect shit right before the conference and lost it all. That was the beginning of my crypto journey.

  • @spadez011
    @spadez011 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Time machine for 10 yrs from now? No need.. barely 2 yrs from this video and these crypto projs are dead

  • @westfordjoshua
    @westfordjoshua Před 2 lety +34

    Seeing Asmon laugh had me laughing right next to him that was awesome! The story is just ludicrous also LOL

  • @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266

    Crypto feels like a religion at this point and if you don’t believe then your the problem and need to be “cleansed”

    • @OrangeMelon419
      @OrangeMelon419 Před 2 lety +1

      The problem is more that o my These weird Stuff is the stuff that is a talking topic (bc well it’s more entertaining 🤣)
      It’s just like the Wall Street but all the Focus is on People like the wolf of Wall Street etc or the Wall Street Crash (Btw That was the reason why Crypo was created)
      But there are a Ton Crypto Scams. And I guess there are 100000x more NFT scams. Bc the timing for NFTs was perfect, everybody saw how easy some people made money with crypto but they where late so with NFTs there is something new and they can be the first to invest into. I mean omg even my mom knows about crypto and NFTs and she can barely use a smartphone 🤣🤣

  • @LegacyGS
    @LegacyGS Před 2 lety +8

    Even people who are all into crypto thought this was dumb.

  • @SirKovar
    @SirKovar Před 2 lety +2

    The cartoon guy looks like scuffed Nathan Fillion lmao

  • @deltib
    @deltib Před 2 lety +3

    Streaming Island, it'll be like a streaming house, except when it all inevitably falls apart, instead of smeared reputations it'll be lord of the flies.

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 Před 2 lety +18

    It was never alive to begin with.
    Cryptoland was like those malformed embryos whose first words are always _“kill me.”_
    I mean just look at the mascot.

  • @BacbaaVu
    @BacbaaVu Před 6 měsíci +2

    Can't wait to Internet Historian to do a vid about this

  • @RealityDysfunction85
    @RealityDysfunction85 Před 2 lety +11

    crypto bros are legit room temp IQ

    • @ulyssesm.daniels6927
      @ulyssesm.daniels6927 Před měsícem

      Chasers are. I sold the only crypto I've had at minor to mild profit and washed my hands of the stuff.

  • @SquishyEggo
    @SquishyEggo Před 2 lety +3

    "I'm not in the island market"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanbaley3443
    @ryanbaley3443 Před 2 lety +3

    Man, that guy speaking at the Bitconnect event sounds like they pulled him straight from an MLM gig, and threw him right at these people hoping to make a sale. Same energy, same weird outlook, same kind of sales pitch.

  • @Omili
    @Omili Před 2 lety +5

    I just watched LazyPeons review of the new BDO class and questing area. Class is medicore crap that brings nothing new and the questing experience was crazy horrible. Kinda fun to watch that ad to praise those 2 after actual review. Even graphics were worse than in other areas. And whole snowy area is just reused assets put together hastily.

  • @billymanilli
    @billymanilli Před 6 měsíci

    I come back to this every so often to watch Asmon crack up at the dude's cookie monster eyes... always cheers me up!

  • @dnice2nice902
    @dnice2nice902 Před 2 lety +14

    “I bought the first piece of land” bro bought a bunch of 1’s and 0’s for nothing💀😭

  • @kokocaptainqc
    @kokocaptainqc Před 2 lety

    people falling for this would probably also fall to some someone giving them a gun saying ''would you look in the barrel to see if its loaded? pull the trigger if you cant see it''

  • @sp0nge1337
    @sp0nge1337 Před měsícem

    3:28 I kinda like the idea of FIATland. Imagine a nifty theme park based around small Italian hatchback cars. And additional zones based around their subsidiary car companies like Ferrari Land, World of Alfa Romeo and Lancia Ranch.

  • @pianomanhere
    @pianomanhere Před rokem +1

    Having watched numerous videos that are critical of Cryptoland, I've come to the conclusion that Max and Helena had to create an animated presentation video for it because not one human being they sought out would do this for the price of their own personal dignity.

  • @nearemus
    @nearemus Před rokem

    19:37 - that guy's strange, yo...

  • @Misc_Identity
    @Misc_Identity Před 4 měsíci +1

    29:50 The guy literally tried to give you all a hint that it was a scam. Did the viewers a solid if they paid attention. Remember, he wasn't indited when this went down like the back panel was. He was just paid spokesperson. Thanks for the tip homoie.

  • @lolepiking3240
    @lolepiking3240 Před 2 lety +1

    10:22 emote when?

  • @thescatterpiratesquarepant7935

    What admin is saying early on is what my dad said when he first heard about internet

  • @rickybell
    @rickybell Před 2 lety

    2:03 room 404 has not being found

  • @RayThomasFilms
    @RayThomasFilms Před rokem +1

    20 years from now, commercials like: "Have you or someone you love, suffered losses from crypto scams? If so, call Aaron and associates. You may be entitled to financial compensation."

  • @HateMachinist
    @HateMachinist Před 2 lety +1

    None of us are immune to this kind of superstition.

  • @neveridle
    @neveridle Před 6 měsíci

    i know how to do that with my eyes but never knew anyone else who could

  • @turdcalzone7636
    @turdcalzone7636 Před 2 lety

    3:52 lol ye, its like we today would look back at videogameland in the 80's.
    19:14 omg nice keys lel

  • @owenosborne8543
    @owenosborne8543 Před rokem +1

    I would buy real estate on Mars, then make a toll booth that every nasa rover has to pay each time they drive through

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Před 2 lety

    Asmongold: That's where I get my water!
    You actually drink water?

  • @whoosh8990
    @whoosh8990 Před 2 lety

    28:07 shut up and take my money!

  • @ElitePortraits
    @ElitePortraits Před rokem

    That bold guy from bitconnect is a proper cryptopastor or cryptopriest , you choose.

  • @barral69
    @barral69 Před rokem

    I'd invest into a "Streamer's Island" with ya Asmond! You seem like fun to chill with. It could be a blast!

  • @thoragegaming1783
    @thoragegaming1783 Před 2 lety +1

    With every day, our World reminds me more and more future World shown in the Idiocracy movie.

  • @Solizeus
    @Solizeus Před 2 lety

    Chat: Sell real estate in Uranus

  • @BountyLPBontii
    @BountyLPBontii Před 2 lety

    Sad asmon didnt check the remix from dylan lcoke

  • @benjik3161
    @benjik3161 Před 2 lety +1

    4:00 it wouldn't matter crypto just like the Tulip crisis people think this time its different it never is

  • @PeopleEqualShit3
    @PeopleEqualShit3 Před 2 lety

    El Salvador's president is a crypto-bro, he's trying to make basicaly the same thing, a volcano-powered, crypto city, "Bitcoin City", he calls it

  • @jamestomato1744
    @jamestomato1744 Před 2 lety +3

    I got it, you can sell rea estate ON THE SUN! Bam, there's one nobody's gotten yet!

  • @marvelous7465
    @marvelous7465 Před rokem

    15:06 yea just drakes house is 100-150 million

  • @UnTiltedN10
    @UnTiltedN10 Před rokem

    They could not have picked a creepier looking dude for the trailer. Even without the eyes it was enough

  • @tofid2285
    @tofid2285 Před 2 lety

    Asmon editors goin crazy on videos right now

  • @sterlonb.digital777
    @sterlonb.digital777 Před 2 lety +1

    This dudes facial expression are legendary lol

  • @dargorwarrior
    @dargorwarrior Před 2 lety +6

    Every day a Thief and a Dumb get out home, and some moment they met each other. That is Crypto thing.

  • @SuperUltimateLP
    @SuperUltimateLP Před 2 lety

    I'm pretty sure that the bitconnect guy was just a very enthused investor and not actually involved in the scam!

  • @nazar1us
    @nazar1us Před 2 lety

    Oh hey, they had Breville Barista Express 870xl on the table starting at @7:00

  • @Phoenix360Risen
    @Phoenix360Risen Před 2 lety +1

    I hope so

  • @HandsomeKing808
    @HandsomeKing808 Před 2 lety

    This whole thing just put a smile on my face

  • @vggeist644
    @vggeist644 Před 2 lety

    Bitconnect dude has the energy of them televangelist dudes 😂👌🏽 saying the same shit

  • @original1nage
    @original1nage Před 5 měsíci

    cant wait for the OTKountry

  • @stephenchurch1784
    @stephenchurch1784 Před rokem +1

    I like to take my investing advice from the greats. Peter Lynch, Warren Buffet, 14 year old tik-tok star and royalty free man pointing at monitor smiling

  • @SaithMasu12
    @SaithMasu12 Před 2 lety +1

    "How can people be so stupid"
    A question i ask since the beginning of 2020.

  • @theRANDOMmanta
    @theRANDOMmanta Před 2 lety

    When’s the cr1tikal collab? We gotta see asmongolds mighty traffic cone pitted against charlies moby huge go-cart!

  • @Smart-Towel-RG-400
    @Smart-Towel-RG-400 Před rokem

    I think they thought they could buy the island and make it their own country

  • @xymoriintus
    @xymoriintus Před 22 hodinami

    The bitconnect dude made me sweat from cringing so hard

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 Před 2 lety +1

    Lmao imagine all streamers living on bald Island

  • @grayaj23
    @grayaj23 Před 2 lety +1

    it absolutely is a tax on stupidity -- you're 100 on that. As stupid taxes go, though, at least this one doesn't target the poor or disadvantaged. These people have more money than sense. If you bought Cryptosis, for example, you earned your entire loss. Yes, Lana Rhoades should go to prison. But you should go to stupid jail.
    You can sell "quitclaim deeds" to the moon. All a quitclaim deed says is "If I own anything, I'm now selling it to you. If I don't own it, you receive nothing."

  • @WhbTrue
    @WhbTrue Před 2 lety +2

    Considering the economic value, as an investment, of cocaine, it would have been a better compensation than crypto HAAHHAHAHA

  • @Mirsunnovs
    @Mirsunnovs Před 2 lety +1

    the way that bald guy talks reminds me of when i attended a pyramid scheme event and the representative tried to convince the audience that you can "earn a lot of money too" by giving a supposedly real life example of a person that has earn absurd amount of money at a short time.

  • @demoulius1529
    @demoulius1529 Před 2 lety

    That last guy certainly must have been on some kind of drugs. Some seriously good shit, damn!

  • @shawbag11
    @shawbag11 Před rokem

    I love how people are angry about loseing there money but they somehow didnt see this was a scam. like that hole animation was one of the worst things iv seen in my life and i imagen what my version of hell would look like so how the hell did anyone fall for this. if anyone lost there money they fully deserved it and i have 0 simpathy

  • @akaBoG
    @akaBoG Před rokem

    Crypto is in a Wild West phase......

  • @benjik3161
    @benjik3161 Před 2 lety

    these people sell nickelodeon tv serie pitches like its real life truly the generation raise by cartoons

  • @bladecruiser.
    @bladecruiser. Před 2 lety +2

    The cgi characters look just as coked out as the people do. Holy crap.

  • @saulosilva1236
    @saulosilva1236 Před 2 lety +1

    Who would have guessed

  • @PriestessOfSlaanesh
    @PriestessOfSlaanesh Před 2 lety

    "Its just some code on a PC, not a currency"
    Central-Banks: Y...Yea... totaly.... just digital... hahaha... *sweats nervously*
    in fact, 90% of your average fiat-currency is only digital too,

  • @one1blue
    @one1blue Před rokem

    This entire saga reminds me of the Married With Children episodes were Al bought swampland in Florida for his family to move to.

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee Před 2 lety

    people need to treat it like what it really is - gambling. Expect to lose the money you put in.

  • @jayo1212
    @jayo1212 Před rokem +1

    Looking at all the crypto stuff, maybe there's a reason currency needs to be centralized...

  • @chrisplissken4626
    @chrisplissken4626 Před 10 měsíci

    Lmaaaoo not your key ,not your Bitcoin......but did anyone noticed the room number lmaoooooo error 404 Jesus xD that shit made me laugh so fucking hard hahahah if that shit doesn't scream scam I don't know what does 😂

  • @Kaepora2
    @Kaepora2 Před 2 lety

    That Vaulty guy made a vid recently saying he was going into Crypto Coin... Poor dude just needs to get a real job.

  • @makemegood1
    @makemegood1 Před 2 lety

    This must be made by Disney with those Disney character Snapchat filter faces

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 Před 2 lety

    13:10 “why not go to the sun? People can go at night”

    • @DrBrainrape
      @DrBrainrape Před 2 lety +1

      There’s no night on the sun silly guy

    • @theone614777
      @theone614777 Před 2 lety

      @@DrBrainrape its a good joke. Made me chuckle.

  • @pallingtontheshrike6374

    it is a coalescence of the bearded ones, kira/asmon/charlie

  • @sakurikunikai7564
    @sakurikunikai7564 Před 2 lety

    shotout to editor i got reminded you exist

  • @abakedtater8553
    @abakedtater8553 Před 2 lety

    Kyle is a better character than the Jailer and Blizzard should take notes. His plan was definitely better.

  • @brendon1191
    @brendon1191 Před 2 lety

    Can't wait to visit OTK Island

  • @Chris-jg8bm
    @Chris-jg8bm Před 2 lety

    Asmon's hair looks great.

  • @kannnnn392
    @kannnnn392 Před 2 lety

    Bitconnect never get old lol

  • @KotRFFXIV
    @KotRFFXIV Před 2 lety

    Honestly I have always loved BDO but my god does the amount of 'pop in' offend my eyes.

  • @chronicxswagger
    @chronicxswagger Před rokem

    Not your keys not your crypto. Basic knowledge for crypto investors. Means ig u dont hold the 1 access to your wallet you dont own it. For ig. Leaving coins on an exchange like coinbase. Its not your wallet. Its coinbases wallet. Your wallet will come with a seed phrase or "keys" needed that will allow only you in the world to access that wallet if you kept your security correct and not stolen. 10 years from now if u own a btc. Well thank me later

  • @emanuellandeholm5657
    @emanuellandeholm5657 Před 2 lety

    Asmongold & Kira collab when?

  • @alexpumpkin4551
    @alexpumpkin4551 Před 4 měsíci

    I can't wait for 5 years from now when this shit actually works just once like the pet rock...

  • @BenAbrigil
    @BenAbrigil Před rokem

    Self-destructive spite after proven stupid.

  • @hullzor970
    @hullzor970 Před 2 lety

    Blaming the haters, this case reminds me of Amys baking company and all other past cases where the delusional owner just ruins the company all by themselves.. except this is a clear scam.

  • @WafflesAlwaysWin
    @WafflesAlwaysWin Před 2 lety +1

    the filter removed my first comment, RIP