A compilation of all the best bits from the XFM days highlighting the short lived feature where Karl reads out some headlines from the always spurious website Ananova
Honestly I think I’ve got so bruising on my chest but I listen to stuff from Karl everyday and it makes me laugh so much that my chest can’t recover but I don’t care he’s why I’m enjoying life at the moment.
I love it when Karl hands over the paper when being told it's rubbish, failing to understand it's the words on the paper that are rubbish not his ability to read.
Ohhhhhh, if only he's realised he'd come up with a new feature, "What's Art About That". Imagine Karl talking about the sort of thing that wins Turner XD
I love when Karl turns out to be right. The head transplant thing, the see through toaster, the "Hippopotaneuse" story, all turned out to be true as well while Ricky said he was talking bollocks. Weird, innit?
It usually turns out there's a seed of truth but Karl only vaguely recollects the details and ends up completely changing the story when Ricky asks for information.
Certainly... Head-wise is one of the best things Steve said. He hesitated, but he knew he couldn't let it go. Nobody said anything as they knew it had to be said although it felt like just a bit too far.
I love how his whole thing is that his headlines tell the whole story without needing any more. "Vibrating shoes could help elderly falling" Isn't everyone (except Karl) who hears that headline going to ask "how?" All that headline does is make me want to know more, Karl thinks it's the whole story lol
there haven't been people throughout history who haven't slept at all. I read one case about a man who couldn't sleep for a few months because his brain couldn't physically 'switch off', even after he was sedated, and he died as a result.
4:50 Right just think of this is Trevor McDonald, ok carry on Karl! Ok, ohh, here's the news, right good brilliant go on There's a fella, he's got, he's got 3 rabbits an that. An then uhh HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Karl’s “great dancer” joke was massively underrated
Karl is the original clickbaiter
"right, give us another bong"
BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG
100 like milestone
''Cow hit by train... lands on farmer's wife'', made me laugh hard XD Omg, tears.
+FeelinErie Greatest headline ever made !
Oh... no.
I love this feature - shame there is only 10 minutes of it
The "good dancer" joke is very underrated a feel
Yeah he can be intentionally funny sometimes
"Family sick of living on butthole road" XD XD XD
"Man changes name to Bububububububa"
That bit had me busting a gut
HAHA
Honestly I think I’ve got so bruising on my chest but I listen to stuff from Karl everyday and it makes me laugh so much that my chest can’t recover but I don’t care he’s why I’m enjoying life at the moment.
I would have loved to have seen his face during that
Christ Ricky's laugh after the "Dwarf to live in a glass box." was crazy XD!
"Man changes name to Bububububububa." made me lose it x'D!!
Daisy Chambers lol me too x
SkyBlue 1988 you’re pathetic.
@@squelching It, obviously. Can you not read?
@@15-Peter-20 Fucking simp.
I love it when Karl hands over the paper when being told it's rubbish, failing to understand it's the words on the paper that are rubbish not his ability to read.
"Chinese woman eats dirt" Amazing
Karl was a few years ahead of Twitter with his headline approach. :)
"What's art about that?" is the best tv programme that has never been made
"dwarf to live in glass box" cue long whistle laugh
2021 and still coming back to these 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 need these three back in the studio
these shows will never stop being funny at this point
Ohhhhhh, if only he's realised he'd come up with a new feature, "What's Art About That". Imagine Karl talking about the sort of thing that wins Turner XD
its just the way karl reads them XD
Karl‘s made me laugh so much this week that I’m experiencing genuine chest pain
pure gold this
This is the best ever!
BONG
and I thought Jay Leno's headlines were good, this is brilliant, could listen for an hour straight of these.
7:06 i thought Ricky was going to burst
“in lighter news”
I love when Karl turns out to be right. The head transplant thing, the see through toaster, the "Hippopotaneuse" story, all turned out to be true as well while Ricky said he was talking bollocks.
Weird, innit?
s'alright
Don't talk shit, three times.
@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno DONT. TALK. SHITE. THRICE.
It usually turns out there's a seed of truth but Karl only vaguely recollects the details and ends up completely changing the story when Ricky asks for information.
No one has successfully done the head transplant, so it’s not true. No one has attempted it on a person
I love this feature.
What's art about that?
FranBMan why has this not been done xD
FranBMan I like you
I still listen to this ❤❤
Certainly... Head-wise is one of the best things Steve said. He hesitated, but he knew he couldn't let it go. Nobody said anything as they knew it had to be said although it felt like just a bit too far.
Bong, “Family sick of living on Butthole Road”
Funny headlines is a great radio feature
Your stomach gets used to it 😂😂😂
I love how his whole thing is that his headlines tell the whole story without needing any more.
"Vibrating shoes could help elderly falling"
Isn't everyone (except Karl) who hears that headline going to ask "how?"
All that headline does is make me want to know more, Karl thinks it's the whole story lol
ya belly gets used to it! ahahaha
Was that fella who didn’t eat for 70 years the one Karl went to see in India?
czech family says they have a rabbit with 3 nobs. cracked up
"Man Changes Name to Bubba Bubba Bubba"... Hilarious.
“It’s that thing innit ya belly gets used to it or something”
there haven't been people throughout history who haven't slept at all. I read one case about a man who couldn't sleep for a few months because his brain couldn't physically 'switch off', even after he was sedated, and he died as a result.
Good dancer...
Honestly I love just reading headlines now, you end up making your own stories 😂
4:50
Right just think of this is Trevor McDonald, ok carry on Karl! Ok, ohh, here's the news, right good brilliant go on
There's a fella, he's got, he's got 3 rabbits an that. An then uhh
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Czech famleh says they 'ave a rabbit with three knobs
Three Knobs on a rabbit! That's up there with a Four Leaf Clover! Lucky!
1:22 the best
BONG !!
The one about the guy who hasn't eaten for 70 years is true, he was in hospital recently for tests
That's my masculine was the only one who didn't finish highschool
straight legend, # bong ..sick of my boiler!
10:04 six organs transplanted = sex organs from farmers ........ omg these transcripts are amazing
And I don't want to feed the deamonds
Ooouuuhh nnnoouhh! 🐄
What episode is it that they are talking about where Karl offends a listener?
+Craig Charles All of them
1:36
Ooh another mad human
ricky`s catchphrase: Thats rubbish,
I agree with Karl though, what's art about a person in a glass box?
BONG
Sknib616, Did you previously have a 'Steve vs Karl' compilation? If so, bring it back! :)
I'm the only masculine and I'm the only deamonologist
2024 still going strong
manmoth?
That's why I can't have a knife at work
7:00 :D
Bong
upload MOAR!!!!!!!!!11
I have a real headline "seafood worker boils himself " and yes this is real.
can anyone remember which clip it was where karl says something and ricky laughs like a swan, racking my brain trying to find it!
look up 'ricky gervais nearly burts monkey news extra' i think youll get what you need
Shut up... BONG
So I'm the only adult in the house
chill
can't be bothered
the transcript is funny "an old fella who hasnt eaten for 70 years" becomes "they were bosnian for 70 years" W T F
AHAHAHAHA
Don't. Talk. Shit.
absolute twaddle
Guts ache and loud stinking farts every 15 seconds.Time for a SHIT !
Hubbabubbabubba
Because they are all ganging up on my masculine
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it's not true of course...
And dosent have a highschool diploma
I don't want to feed the deamons why don't u come take my spot
Can’t be bothered
I don't have a home because the femenines are all rapping my masculine
Schizophrenic in recent comments
HAHAHAHA LOOK HOW MAD YOU GOT OVER A COMMENT OH JESUS
Of my masculine
Don't cry because my masculine dosent like u franshesca
I'm the only masculine and in in the streets
Me
And all the femenines in homes
And they are all being raisist
So the masculine can study feminenes
Because they don't want to be masculines
U don't read at all
This is the worst news show I have ever heard. Disgrace!
you2begin fail
It's the worst animal I've ever heard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Hole_Road
7:15
What's art about that?