the WORST Call of Duty I've EVER played - Call of Duty Vanguard
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0:00 Introduction
0:37 Uniforms.
1:25 She's so cool.
2:07 the Germans have flash bangs?
2:38 three times.
2:46 I am having a hard time
2:49 caring about any of the characters.
3:13 pull the reserve
3:37 Can I just hide in the woods
4:09 What the hell, bro?
4:14 get his gun
4:26 of the s**tty train mission?
4:36 five bullets!?
5:12 I don't know, man.
5:26 squad gameplay.
5:29 Bob's your uncle.
6:49 You crazy bastards.
8:58 because the last guy
9:55 beer?
10:37 Your eyes are scary.
10:53 Bring me a bandage.
10:56 Someone bring me a bandage
11:30 Can I borrow a helmet from anybody?
11:34 The medic needs a medic
12:51 Time to cut some loafs
14:01 They make the cross green
14:22 go through a wormhole - Hry
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There was an editing mistake around 8:38, I always rewatch my videos, Idk what the happened there, whoops. I tried to trim it a bit with the youtube editor but if it still looks jank thats why.
Some people say I'm being unfair because this is supposed to be "alternative history" so I went to the official cod website and vanguard is advertised as follows: "The award-winning Call of Duty® series returns with Call of Duty®: Vanguard, in which players will experience influential battles of World War II as they fight for victory across the Eastern and Western Fronts of Europe, the Pacific, and North Africa ."
The funny part is that none of these inaccuracies are in any of the in-game cutscenes(videos), almost as if they knew! Lmao
Anyways, save your money.
sex
Never intended on spending it on this trash in the first place!
We had better alternate history games like RTCW, oh man, it was such a great game
Based
This is like a Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of a video game review
“We’re out of Nazis” “I shoot Nazis. They die. That’s my plan.”
Jesus Christ, girl. You are a Call of Duty character. Not B.J. Blazkowicz.
That sounds like something from Duke Nukem.
@@christopherregan1654 that’s literally Wolfenstein level dialog, all they needed was to talk about how good German dog food is.
At least Wolfenstein has a side story and it's well made... Lmao
@@joescannoli7660 I remember Homefront from 2011 where they said "I thought I smelled Korean barbecue."
The difference is that in Wolfenstein you are shooting actual nazies, while in this game they're calling the Wermacht "Nazies", while in reality they were just German soldiers forced into war without any choice, either fight or be killed for being a deserter. Many young and innocent German children were killed brutally in WW2 too. I don't think it's fair to demonize the Wermacht and all the German people during that period, so all video games and movies who do that are garbage imo. In Wolfenstein, you kill actual Nazies who look like SS soldiers. These were actually Nazies and the ones voluntarily signing to commit genocidal atrocities. So in Wolfenstein it's understandable. But in this game, that line was just cringe. The German soldiers were the same as the Russian and American soldiers. You had no choice back then. If you're a healthy man of fighting age, you had to fight in WW2. Otherwise you either get jailed for being a traitor (the US) or straight up executed (Russia and Germany).
Remember people you can’t go 5 minutes in this cod without a character reminding you that you have guns and your fighting nazis
Yeah lets glorify killing conscripted germans and most of the time pows from other countries that were fighting on the western front. People often forget that history is written by the victor and of course history will have us believe that millions of people on one side of a war were all satan level evil when many didn’t even want to fight a losing war and have their homes bombed out. We just skimp over the fact that the allies we bombed civilian targets in Germany constantly with no other objective other than to beat the populace into submission. Don’t get me wrong they did the same thing but two wrongs don’t make a right in war. Killing millions of civilians and then calling yourselves liberators is a bit of a stretch. Just offering a different point of view for people.
@@bignickenergy2042 > People often forget that history is written by the victor
Oh man, you're so wrong.
@@Someone-lr6gu how? When in history has the victor of a major war ever written about their own short comings and atrocities? Hmmm never? Why would you?
@@bignickenergy2042 > When in history has the victor of a major war ever written about their own short comings and atrocities?
Well in the real history, you know. Where German high command was taken to USA and was given valuable positions, while also having their memoirs be used as an official testimony to the events of the war in Europe. Which is why now we have "soviets charging towards machineguns without guns", "millions of raped civilians by the soviet army" and "the only reason Germany lost the war is because of Hitler".
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@@Someone-lr6gu ""millions of raped civilians by the soviet army"" then I wonder why Soviet Army Veterans say the same, why Polish Civilians where raped in the 1920 war by the invading Soviet Army and many more counterpoints...
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" I shoot Nazis, they die."
This game has some of the writing ever made
I think they tried to make some jokes on it but ended up being cringe
They need to start making poems
This comment has some of the writing ever made
@@fackrez11 literally the comment I ever read.
It's Vanguardin' Time!
-Polina, probably
COD: *releases a 1800s war game*
Developers: This game is very historically accurate!
Also COD Napoleon game:
*sights on a musket*
Imagine tanks in CoD game that takes place on American Civil War
@@Pearloryx What would tanks in the American Civil War look like? Steampunk-ish?
Yes. I find 1 picture of woman in the army. This means we can give her all the weapons and make her singlehandedly stop napoleon at the battle of waterloo. And she can have a shoulder fired puckle gun because she's smart and innovative
No No grenades in napoleonic wars?
@@Noelle_Holiday considering their level of accuracy with scopes and other such thinks probably the MK1 British tank If I’m being honest
This game is like they brought a 5 year old into the studio and asked them what they thought WW2 was like.
a 5 year old with unlimited ipad time
And one with a childhood spent in SJW Indoctrination. Kinda like nowadays
No, cause a 5 year old wouldn't know what an mp40 is
nah cause if that was the case the game would actually be fun lol
Playing the vanguard campaign and vanguard as a whole really makes you wish for a cod break.
Sledgehammer Games: *Advertises a historically accurate campaign*
Also Sledgehammer Games: *Proceeds to make World War II fan fiction with multiple obvious inaccuracies*
They never advertised a historically accurate campaign. The entire premise of Vanguard is an alternate reality WW2.
The game isn't perfect but don't just make shit up.
@@V8_Diva there is literally nothing saying that either
@@V8_Diva "The game isn't perfect" Uhhhh that's putting it very, very mildly. What, you like Woke War 2?
@@V8_Diva anime guy likes woke war 2
@@V8_Diva As an old CoD 2 fan this is embarassing move from devs
"the medic needs a medic, that's how bad this is." had me dying lmao
That reminds me of when a Scout deliberately snatched a medkit off our Medic in TF2. I always hated these moments.
flip you
"Oh no! The Horrors of war! They added holo sights to an MP40!" just about sums up how boring and annoying these games are :D
My least favorite thing about the holographic sights in WWII is that it's yellow. Why is it yellow?! Were the designers sitting on their gaming chairs, thinking "Hmmm yes, yellow old looking color, put in game, yes ooga booga." I hate new CoD, never playing this trash.
I’m gonna need therapy of how scary war is
The real horrors of war is the fact they added hool sights to mp40s and Japanese soldiers having mgs
@@kroww5h848 we actually had some kind of holographic sights in ww2. and it was yellow'ish.
the problem is it was so fking big, almost as big as a baby's head. and it was used on planes.
maybe the devs just go to google and asked if holographic sight was used in ww2, then just added it anyway lol
@@sussygrass You're kidding. I thought the technology wouldn't come around until the 1950s. That blows my mind. It is a fact that the Germans had been experimenting with night vision. Fortunately, the system was too bulky and expensive to be put into widespread use...
i like how in this game the germans do awful things and you think "thats awful" and then the main characters do iterally the same thing and the game applauds it
I’m pretty sure we see our main cast commit more war crimes than the Germans in game and it’s celebrated like it’s a good thing
@@thewarrchitect4121 oh really? and what war crimes are those?
@@4T3hM4kr0n the use of incendiary guns is one lol
@@tesmat1243 they are roasting germans so its ok /s
Isn't that the point to show the hypocrisy of wasr?
I remember my grandfather's WWII story where he was pinned down under enemy fire... 8 Germans were surrounding him quickly...as he started to cry, a tomahawk came flying out of nowhere, decapitating 3 Germans at once...then the bravest woman he ever saw came flying in with a roundhouse kick, and just started beating down the rest of the German soldiers barehanded...huge bulging biceps and all. She made it look easy, so strong...stunning and brave...and as my grandfather wiped his tears knowing he would be ok, she picked him up with one hand, slung him onto her back, and carried him and 3 others back to camp.
100% real. Stunning and Brave!
Was that how he met your grandmother?
Lol!!!
Lemme guess she also flipped a tank like it was a table, right?
@@Alen2916 I think he’s being facetious.. historical accuracy
10:58 The game makes you evade the bombardment by running backwards along the firing line. That would actually only keep you in the firing line longer, it's stupidity.
I thought that too. That's why they teach you to hunker down instead of running away.
I think that’s the point, if you run the correct direction no more shooty shoots and explody booms for maximum cinematics
Obviously it makes no sense, but if it looks cool, then that’s what counts for these devs.
The worst call of duty you played *so far.
MW3 enters the arena.
I was searching comment like that lol
@@shortsmoments933same bro 😂
I like mw3 tho.
Its better than the new rebot at least
@@nicolascreo5295pretty sure @Yohahn is talking about the reboot
I really hate how fictionalized this franchise has become. WWII in reality was so fucking brutal and unprecedented that you don't need all this alternative history kid bullshit. Either create a really solid intense WWII shooter that focuses on historical realism, or give the WWII era a break already!
you know you don't have to buy the game right ?
@@ronnieDaking we dont.
@@ronnieDaking thats what Dice said about BFV
And guess what happened
Bit like hell let loose. Cod’s are shit as fuck now man, arcade shooters for little kids
thats hero shooters for ya, sadly this is the future
Remember when call of duty and Battlefield where both great games, and genuinely competed with each other?
Good times man, good times…
Pepperidge farms remembers.
Yeah, nowadays BF is absolute shit and COD dominated the market.
In a way they're still competing...dunno which was worse Vanguard or 2042 lol
@@GeeNo_ 2042 was just lies and dissapointment cod was inacurate and woke
So i think bf but vanguard is same shit
Bf4 is the best
"Hes looting thats a war crime!" Nano literally 5 seconds later "GET HIS GUN GET HIS GUN"
Is looting a dead soldier (for supplies) a war crime?
I think he was talking about the Japanese guy brutally killing the unarmed soldier that was hanging from a tree
ye since iran/iraq?
@@kobzelfn9588
@@youtubeuser9090Thats a German
@@georgewhitworth9742 hmm don’t know why I said japanese but I wrote that a while ago so who knows
Remember when COD games based on World War Two were actually decently historically accurate in the people or weapons or even game design (i.e.. less running and gunning or making you feel like a part of an army then being said army.) Even though they weren't trying to be a super realistic game? Yeah, me too. (Big Red One, Rising Sun, World at War/Final Fronts are all prime examples.)
Rising sun is from medal of honor, but yeah i get your point. They were a million times better. Medal of honor european assault was so good as well, the ost omg..
Most COD games are basically pro-US propaganda, bro 😂
@@StekTM1 Hell yeah, USA #1.
@@StekTM1*pro-Soviet propaganda.
@@DerWeisskunig based
"I wish you guys had uniforms." Yeah... Having a hodgepodge of random outfits and weapons from basically every major theatre of the war is a fantastic way to have blue-on-blue fire. God this game is such dogshit...
Even having different weapons can cause friendly fire, just like the vietnam war where US soldier prefer use akm rather than m14, it ended with friendly fire caused by different noise created when firing .308 and 7,62×39
U do know it was a tactic used in wars to have the same uniform as the enemy right?
@@Real-Rat no, it is a war crime
@@thereynaldosan7695 they still used it '-'
@@Real-Rat If you are a sniper or a spy, it can be of use to you, but being anything else, I see it as more of a drawback.
"It is truly the most IMMERSIVE Call of Duty experience, I ever played!"
Let's see:
=> Red dot sight in WW2 (Technically just follow up the game engine of MW2019, not a big deal for multiplayer, but not suitable for a campaign maybe)
=> Russian speaks English, but German speak German
=> Flashbang in WW2
=> Suddenly changed theme to "The Avengers" in final mission
Yeah, truly Immersive -_-
The Russian character speaking English in the company of people who primarily speak English makes sense, but I get what you mean.
@@pepela8214 it basically not the first time. I know there are many cod series that have an issue language like that before Vanguard appears. But i need to admit that this one is a quite mess and not consistent.
Like the VA cannot decided if he/she wants to be an American or a Russian people.
@@pepela8214 ...but she speaks English with her family
and her entire family also speaks English, for some fucking reason
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Too afraid to translate to English in subtitles, I guess.
red dots didnt exist until late 60s, and kids take red dots in WW2 as fact
10:18 that actually scared me LOL
As a WW2 reenactor so much about this game drives me insane.
Remember when the violence and gore in CoD WaW had emotional impact and wasn't just put in over and over and over for cheap and meaningless shock value?
Remember when WaW reinforced a feeling of tension and helplessness in its Stalingrad mission? Remember when you weren't the one winning the entire war by yourself?
@@Tronathon242 you didnt win the war by yourself lmao
That game didn’t need cutscenes to show you that either, you were always in control during moments like that
Cutscenes only came between missions and it was a mix of IRL footage and a map of where you are
@@1CE. WAW cutscenes were unprecedented as fuck. There was real life footage of civilians being executed and buried alive. How the fuck is this the same franchise?
@@Arts_by_Umar because they’re both called call of duty? Is your brain working or not?
Ah yes historical accuracy as always, cant wait to see Cesars legions against Napoleons Grande armee in the next CoD.
while riding elephants with gatling guns
Nice one
@@heinzguderian628 nah Flammenwerfer
only for them to get wiped out by WW1 artillery equipment
@@Polonsky97 wait, isn't that what the new battlefield is doing?
Arthur: Sometimes guys
Russian Lady: I shoot Nazis
Wade: Why did they give a pilot a infantry mission instead of keeping him in the skies?
The Assuie: I like this guy
Novak: Who?
The others: I complexly forgot
0:29 I 110% AGREE WITH YOU, its like to be a COD character you have to like not wear a average uniform and gear. I accidentally shot one of my allies because of that. And the fact WADE is a US Pilot in uniform but fighting on ground is so ridiculous they couldn't put him in a actual plane or give him a average US army uniform.
That wasnt a reflex sight at 8:38, it was a monocle welded onto the gun with a drop of urine in the center. 10/10 very historically accurate.
Really or a joke lol
@@hugospoljar1606 What ya think... Obviously it was a joke... lol
@@hugospoljar1606 r/whoosh
@@quarol732 wrong use of whoosh idiot. he just asked wether it was a joke or an actual thing and if you know even a little history you wouldn’t be surprised why he asked that question
@@auroraflos2498 correct usage.
the joke flew over his head.
It's amazing how World War II, with all its political complexity has been reduced to a comic book story with the band of diverse plucky heroes facing off against the one dimensional bad guy who is evil for the sake of evil.
Of course it makes sense that the Soviets and the Allies would run some sort of joint OSS op or whatever. Nevermind that the Western Allies and Soviet Union deeply distrusted one another and often times covertly worked against each other.
i feel like the only reason cod keeps picking WW2 for its stories is because it’s got a much more clear-cut “good” and “bad” side, one side was doing genocide and the other was stopping them (im being very reductive by this, i know, but you get what i mean). i would love to see a cod game set in the Vietnam War, or one of the many conflicts in Africa, or perhaps the Chechen Wars. but of course, these conflicts don’t have a faction that you can point at and say “the world would be objectively worse if these guys won”, unlike WW2. WW2 has been done to death, there is nowhere left to take this conflict in videogames. but hey, gotta have that mass appeal
@@beedubree2550 I actually hoped someone made a WW2 game from Germany's POV. Not the ideology ofc, but there's actually several good stories that would be perfect for games/movies (example like 1 Tiger Vs 50 T-34s, 2 Panthers Vs 21 Shermans)
Soviets desperately urged western countries to open a second front. Stalin was ready for any kind of cooperation until june 6th 1944.
I'd like a game set in the Korean War
@@ft5821 weren’t a lot of the rumors for this game saying it was going to be set during the Korean War?
I hated how for this campaign, we spent 99% of it learning the backstories of all the characters. (Those should need like one mission) And the other 1% was put to the actual story.
Ah yes, a WW2 stun grenade. Very cool. Truly the WW2 CoD of all times.
technically a thing
"Fighting Germans has turned me and my comrades into the monsters we hate." -COD World at War.
"I care not for my humanity, for I R stronk Nord waman who doesn't know what compassion is, and wants to kill Nazis because racism bad." - COD Vanguard.
This gave me a good chuckle, well put
Both crappy quotes anyway lol
To be honest, the latter is a bit more realistic. I know of a Slovenian guy from Trst whose family got killed by the Germans and Italians in 1943. He rose through the ranks to become a captain and in 1945 executed Axis POWs. Never once did he express an ounce of remorse. Now we can all conclude he was wrong to do so, but placed in his boots would we honestly be different?
@@andro7862 nah he didn't do anything wrong.
@@angryengine9616 Not at all. Go back to 2042.
Ah yes, good old grandpa, defending the beaches of Normandy with a stockless STG-44 w/ underbarrel grenade launcher and pistol grip, drum mag, suppressed (duh) and with a optic that won’t exist for another 40 years. He’s got a bad shoulder, on account of the fact that without a stock to stop it the STG ejects the bolt at high speeds out of the back of the gun, but fear not! He just picked up his trusty Luger P08, red dot sight and suppressed, and ran at Mach 10 into a corner before healing.
slid at mach 10*
Then he saw his squad leader and squad-mates with 18 round cut-down barrel M1 Grands slaughter captured allied paratroopers. Learning the errors in his ways, he took his helmet off and killed his own comrades with a suppressed incendiary shotgun, safely meeting with an American-British special operations force armed with MP-40s, still with his German uniform on, and got his assignment to assassinate Hitler and his top generals before they escape to Japan and nuke Russia. A true hero!!!!!!!!
I get your point but lets be real, does anyone actually expect cod to be accurate and good nowadays?
@@wlgyl493 If we expected it to be inaccurate, why the fuck would we be watching these videos?
@@wlgyl493 Why are you against discussing it
The commentary is more entertaining than Vanguard itself
people : Battlefield V is so unrealistic OMG
Activision : hold my beer
Didn't think you could make a worse cod game. Guess they surprise me every year
yeah but now it cant get anymore worse right?
@@febbergamming5354 call of duty : roblox
@@finnodochartaighdefaoite1968 fucking kill me
Whenever someone says "it can't possibly get any worse than this", it always gets worse. Things can always get better or worse no matter what.
trueeeee
"THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ANYTGING IS WHEN A GERMAN BEGS FOR HIS LIFE" I cringed pretty hard gearing that
Fr. They tried so hard making her sound badass it was just cringe.
@AustralSouth lmao
I'm yet to meet one of these über women in real life, so so tired of these depictions, so tired of media
@@thehypest6118 betty white
@@kleverstudios I've never met Betty White, you've never met Betty White
After seeing MW 3 campaing vanguard is not so bad...
I swear, most modern or modern-ish CoD games have the obligatory "The bad guy captures us and explains his evil plans" scene, it's like a goddamn trope.
Or a jumping scene where you’re about to fall but another character catches you
To be fair, it's a trope in most fiction.
doofenshmirtz moment
There's also the scene where they show off some over the top unrealistic explosion.
yes it is a trope its called "monologuing" all supervillains do it just before placing the Hero in a an inescapable deathtrap with a timer
_"The more realistic a videogame looks, the more noticeable and out-of-place its flaws will be."_
-- Albert Einstein
"i like men" - hitler
This was hillarious, thanks:)
@@peternavin3188 *hotler
"The hardest part about internet quotes is verification of authenticity."
-Abraham Lincoln
“My balls itch”- genghis khan
Having watched you play the latest cod, this is actually pretty good.
And then when another one comes out makes the one before it look better. Aaaand so on and so fort until we get call of duty: bad at war
Or call of duty: shits and roses and we play as furries in a distopian world filled with waterguns.
and then they charge you 80 euros 🤣@@evobsm2328
@@evobsm2328Or even better yet: an Infinite Warfare 2/Absolute Warfare where we fight in other planets and space once again.
6:32
*MG BULLETS LITERALLY COME STRAIGHT THROUGH TO THE DRIVER*
Devs: yea just jump out, it’s only laser tag
4:16 **shoots guy in the stomach with a bolt action rifle**
**guy flies back 10 feet**
Activision: historical accuracy 👍
dang then that gun might have 1000000000000000000000000000000+ firepower
Knockback 999999
Nah bro it’s obviously a double packed rifle with thunder wall.👌🏻
Nah, it's that new 88mm mauser cartridge.
Knockback III.
"I hate this video game trend where they're adding sliding to every game"
A very familiar feeling. They never learn.
Never learn, but they do lean nowadays.
Try sliding right fucking now, 99% chance you will not go anywhere, let alone over harsh mud or gravel
My buddy Lui is a Marine Veteran, retired. I asked him how many times he used a slide technique and he said only once and completely on accident. I asked him if anyone ever pulled off a cool shooting trick and he said someone actually managed to spin three times and fire one round from the hip and hit dead center of a target. So there's that lol
@@FUBARguy107 I'm pretty sure that would still look better than 2019 Modern Warfare movement
We need dolphin dive
15:37 "Careful - he likes chairs....." 😂😂😂
Me: *Opens the window for fresh air*
Everyone in the submarine: 10:35
this game is pissing on the millions of men that fell in the war
also : who would have guessed the germans would shoot a crazy man that tried to kill them from his window ?
This game is pissing on the millions of users that bought it.
@@Veridiano02 and people like my great uncles who died in te war, they died invading juno beach during d-day for the canadian shock army plus all the others who gave there lives, mean while game companies are taking advantage of it
It’s because they started marketing exclusively to the lowest common denominator. And little kids.
@Josef Mengele lol :(
@Josef Mengele hol' up.
I'm glad you volunteered as tribute for this torture. It has been rather fun to watch, I'd never personally indulge myself but you sir make a fine example of such terrible things
salute to the chad that have endure this so we don't
its not bad lol
@@notgavin3984 it is.
It's just a mediocre game. you guys are so melodramatic
@@KCAssassin98 mediocre at best.
Man I really enjoyed listening to you talking. Your voice and way of speech is kinda funny for me. Keep up the good content!
(guy looting) Nano: You can’t do that, that’s a war crime! *Proceeds to take the man’s gun*
You should play games that are more historically accurate than CoD. Games like Wolfenstein.
It is straight up more realistic
Funny how Wolfenstein seems more realistic than Vanguard
It's actually more believable than VG lol.
Wolfenstein is a great example of how to have fun with an alternate timeline. The New Order was pretty fun.
Why are we comparing games based on realism, I don't get it lol.
"I shoot Nazis they die thats my plan" I think Polina is one of the worst characters ever in a videogame, before you call me sexist, look at Farah in Modern Warfare 2019 that's how you write a female protagonist. Polina is just a knock off Reznov with awful story writing and not being Reznov, if your whole point of being in the game is just to kill "Nazis" than win the war or a battle, then awful story writing. Vanguard itself is just a terrible game, who else thinks COD devs should stop making WW2 games? How do soldiers not even have uniforms, like Wade and Lucas who are they if they don't have a uniform identifying them.
Pretty bad take
@@dream_killer-cc3vr you mean the game?
@@PyroTF2realone uniform and polina as a character lemme explain. Polina as a character was built off the foundation of her wanting to fight and make a change for the war and felt like she never belonged in any other quarters and she kept clamoring to take a fight to the nazis and whenever it the moment came (due to the invasion of stalingrad) polina lost her final parent figure and could only see her memories tarnished for what the nazis have done to her and later lost everything. She became so distrought from these events that she becomes so sadistic that she visualizes slaying nazis and nothing else when the war is over. For the argument of uniforms its a team ranging over nationalities with very different backgrounds.
She's just geneic action woman
Farah was not a good female character
The sad expression of sadness when you shot the puppy is 1,000,000 more genuine then when the devs where making this
remember when games like black ops and modern warfare had a semblance of interesting storytelling?
i do.
Nano: “Told you, cutscenes you can’t die”
That one COD game: Good, that’s one less loose end
Lmfao love this comment
Ow
*Flashbacks*
wait! didn't Roach back in 2009?...oh nevermind....
"That one game" How do you sleep at night, it's MW2
This game is a insult to anyone who participated and was affected by WW2.
how's the saying go 'the young have no respect for the fallen'?
@@tylerhansen1892 it's not inaccurate. My grandfathers and their generation fought in this war. They'd be embarrassed to see this is how we remember it.
anyone who participated and was affected by WW2 isn’t playing CoD so lmao
Even for germans. Cod WW2 showed at least some good germans like Oberst Karl Fischer or troops who are so fed up with the war they surrender on the battlefield. And yet, here we are again with pure nazis who are either dumb cannonfodder or megalomanic sadistic cliche villains...
I know, those Times where cruel, and nazi germany commited atrocities beyond anything before or after, and the myth of the clean wehrmacht is bs, but most of our soldiers where humans too(except those SS maniacs), so is it to much to ask for a little justice on the portrayal...
@@leander2843 'our soldiers were humans too(except those SS maniacs), so is it to much to ask for a little justice on the portrayal'
for people with a certain ideology the answer is yes.
All of us in modern warfare 2 when ghost dies: *sadness*
All of us when a character dies in vanguard: huh
A massive punch in the face to fans to been knocked unconscious and muggers empty their wallets in the process
Dimitri Death is Horrible and traumatic
Fun fact: That tank you can see (11:31) is T-34-85, this tank was produced in 1943 but battle of Stalingrad start 8. 23. 1942 so thanks CoD Vanguard for time traveling tanks :)
I also noticed that. They dont give a fuck.
Duck tape was invented in the late 1800's (cloth added to tape to make it stronger) but the current version was re-made in the 50s which is what it looks like they used to wrap their mags while tactical sprinting. Looks like duck tape can time travel as well as tanks can.
Also the German flashbang. In reality they would've just thrown in a Stielhandgranate.
isnt this the normal t-34 variant? Pretty sure the 85 has an antenna. Or it has and I am blind
You could make a list of all those historical inaccuracies or stupid illogical flaws:
Size of abovementioned tank is quite wrong
Soviet soldiers having rolled up sleeves (it's a break of their military code, they would be chastised for that)
Also soviet soldiers having a 1943 variant of uniform, ahead of time
Some german soldiers in Stalingrad are having STG44 weapon (again ahead of time) or wearing italian paratroopers uniform for some reason
Soviet civilian having sniper variant of mosin rifle (how the hell did he got the scope? And why? Simple rifle is more than enough for hunting)
Germans completely ignoring the main character who's wearing soviet uniform as if she's just a civilian (12:45)
Soviet buildings having surprisingly convenient brick placement for climbing
The brother of soviet main character has been found unfit for conscription and that's why he's instructing soviet soldiers how to shoot while being a civilian (wut?)
and so on and so forth
I like how Cod after Cod, the more they try to force you to like the characters, the more we don't care.
Oh and i hate then saying "I HATE NAZIS." "NAZIS THIS, NAZIS THAT, LET'S KILL NAZI" it's so overused for absolutely nothing. Like, you're not going to get points for hating nazis. Just be like any civilian on war, there's a thousand soldiers outside, you HAVE to be scared for your life, not killing one with your knife and going to save your dad alone.
Still waiting on wolfenstein but with commies instead.
@@tacky4237 will never happen 😢
@@kurbiskuchenliebhaber maybe it will. Id play it.
Oh grow up incel. You just didn't like that your favorite game just did a little fictional--
Ok you know what, I was going to make a joke statement on how the people who like these kinds of stories would reply to you if they read your comment, but I'm really frustrated just thinking about it to make a joke
@@tacky4237 that'd be cool as hell ngl.
love the vids subbed for sure keep it up
Cod: released a 1700's war game
Also cod: puts a 40x scope to the muskets
Someone: The graphics in Vanguard looks so good.
People who have played it or seen gameplay: Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.
That's a big problem nowdays.
Most games have great graphics, it's hard to find a new game with bad graphics nowdays. On another hand a shitty game still will be a shit. Even some vaporware nonfunctional kickstarter scam have good graphics.
it's true that the graphics are great, also the cinematics are amazing. But after that every single thing is trash, this comes nowhere close to the old CoD games. They were and still are gold
It is funny how a roblox game does story and cutscenes better
Biggest problem is that there are bugs that ruin immersion immediately in Singleplayer Campaign
That's what I originally said about The Last of Us 2.
I started watching the opening scene and I said out loud "Holy shit this game is incredible, it looks better than real life."
Then I kept watching and saw the rest of the game.
Words can't describe the disappointment I had for such an anticipated game.
wow, so historically accurate, can't wait to see an armless cyborg with an alien leg and a m4 in the next game
I prefer fighting a giant wolf in Nobody Land that fighting with a Cyborg in a WW1 game
That reminded me Off Rudol von Sttoheim too much 😂
M4 Sherman? Why not?
😂😂😂😂🤣
Don't give them any ideas
Never played this COD before. Thank you for sparing me the pain! You're doing mankind a service.
"Careful, he likes chairs" I'm dead, I spit coffee all over my screen. Thanks
One small bit of revisionist history that annoys me is that they always refer to the enemies as 'nazis'. Back then most people would just refer to them as the Germans. It's the equivalent of never referring to the Japanese by their country and only calling them 'imperialists'; technically an accurate description but no one would ever have said that. Not on a regular basis anyway.
Right. They were just German military. Nazis where members of the political party like the SS and such
Im not actually sure this is true, I’ve read the diary of Roza Shanina, the sniper that killed tons of Nazis, and she constantly refers to them as Germans, Nazis, and fascists. While this is only one diary, that she does it constantly leads me to think it was common to refer to the German army by various names.
@sam420 No one claims the Wehrmacht as "clean or whatever nowadays".
Yeah and they won't dare call the Japanese "Jap's" because that's waycist.
@@Mikhail-Tkachenko people do claim that the Wehrmacht was just an innocent group of soldiers recruited to defend the country
"so four germans walk into the bar"
nano was more creative with those six words than everyone who worked on vanguard
best joke I've heard in a long time, and it was literally thought up on the spot
Burn.. 🔥 like this game
That’s seven words, but still, they’re true ones
how about you make tons of games and keep coming up with story lines
@@DarthRevan794 so they have to make games in order to criticize one?
Mw3: hold my beer
I love how Nono can create a scary game into a funny
12:35
Fun fact. Germans in WWII had a tendency to use bombs that had a detonation delay of up to 80~ hours. This was due to the psychological effect the had on bomb squads.
Just like the allies had
@@BigMek456 Allies used suicide bomb dogs but they would kill themselves wrong so they stopped using it
I really doubt the devs know that judging the other parts of the game
Never knew that. Here in the U.K., every year or two they end up finding un exploded bombs from the blitz. So I guess More like 80 years for some
@@MichaelJ44 In germany we find regular WW2 Bombs from all kind of sorts.in these days the bombs hat an deleay mechanism that fuses the bomb via an acid reaction on the detonator. But when the bomb impacted on the ground ther was the posibility that this bomb would dive in the soft gruond and in the moving in the ground in a circul shaped move the bomb would would be ther up side to downside that the acid time detonator will not funktion and that is one of the most reasons that bombs after all these years wont detonate and thers a problem to that in the ground bomb could move under the fundaments of an pre war building. This cases often happend that wehn buildungs wher break down from the impireal age under the basment ther ware ww2 bombs and often ther where deadly acidents and many worker got killed. One famuse but sad incident happend when an worker opend the ground with an heavy buldozer and an 2000 kg bomb exploded and partet the bulldozer in two parts.
The one thing that will always stick with me about CODWAW is the very young, high voiced, German soldiers panicking and screaming dialogue. That mixed with the close quarter street battles and grim, grey palette of colours made CODWAW anything but a pretty game.
@@tomato-ir9xs you feminazi
@@tomato-ir9xs crazy 69 skittles gender crap
@@tomato-ir9xs Waw was Million times better than vanguard aka woke snowflakes propaganda
@@sonerkocak7324 its sarcasm
@@tomato-ir9xs yes, that’s the pinnacle of WW2.
This popped as a random youtube video. I watched till the end. Laughed a good, thanks
I love how the germans casually stroll into Stalingrad after a single bombing while IRL the soviets had turned the city in a freaking fortress with several layouts of defensive perimeters in which the german army had to fight for each meter of ground they gained.
And Activision is still talking about historical accuracy >
Activision would ask FDR why he's using a wheelchair and not riding a sabre-tooth tiger.
At 11:26, There is a T-34-85, which wasn't produced till 1944, the scene takes place in 1942. Very accurate as always
And they have the White stripes they had in 1945
Fuck,yes.
It's true.
There are too much mistakes in this game.
It's horrible 🤮
11:33 what?
@@Memelandita Oh,also there’s also a semi-auto rilfe “Volkssturmgewehr” in the Stalingrad map and yeah,it wasn’t produced until late 1944’ish
8:20 The sign says: Stop! Millitary Warzone
4:46 i just realized that mp40 has a 64 round drum magazine
Thanks Nano, for playing this so we don't have to.
You sir are quite correct
I like this game
@@leeharveyoswarld3482 same
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@@spartanc173 not anymore
The "I shoot Nazis they die line" at 1:16 had me visibly cringing
You don't need a plan if you have plot armor!
Like they are so hard trying to make these characters feel badass but they ended up being so woke that is cringe
Also at 5:40 - He shoots a Nazi… he doesn’t die.
@@jakemander2412 lmao
@@aveteranplayer6403, what? Woke? Holy shit so female Russian snipers weren't a thing? I bet you were one of those morons saying thay battlefield having Russian snipers as women would've been completely fine since they existed and now that COD actually did it you're still crying. Its almost like you only want straight white men in your games and nobody else...except maybe women for eye candy for your pleasure and minorities to shit on
12:03
Cod Ghost Momment
I can’t stop watching this it’s so good both of them
The graphics are amazing, it sucks that everything else is garbage. It's truly a shame that most of the fps games I think are good either have no campaign or are old outdated and clunky.
Well, the graphics are kind of an in-between of beautiful and straight up worse than Cold War.
to have fun. Do not care about the characters and play like skyrim in a sense you picking up random weapons and getting kills with them.
Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl. A shooter where the gameplay is still very tight and the graphics (while old) still hold up and are quite pretty
@@justanobadi6655 talk aboit stalker, stalker 2 releases next year :D
The animations are shit, the character models haven't evolved really. It's superficial graphics really.
When I heard the stuka dive I was like "ah hell yea" but then I see the planes not doing the stuka dive and I went "come on, you can't fuck this up so much"
Same man
Mom? Where's Stuka?
@@shinodamasaru7945 we have Stuka at home
@@Bramswarr Stuka at home:
Drake? Where’s the Stuka?
I swear your voice cracks me up so perfect for a comedian roll
DAD:i know where to send them
Nano:Disneyland
Dad:*Stares*
The most blasphemous thing i heard from a panel about this game was that "CoD doesn't have any memorable characters so we made these people" I guess Cpt. Price and Ghost aren't memorable.
Do they not remember MW at all,like come on?
Viktor Reznov will have his revenge.
@@velveteensallet949 Adler is also iconic, I love him just as much as Mason and Woods and Ghost!
And Ramirez, the BurgerTown guardian
They don t. The only good cod story was WAW.
It’s funny how The Last Tiger, a mission in Battlefield V that can be completed in under 2 hours, has a better story and characters than Call of Duty Vanguards campaign, that lasts around 5 - 7 hours.
I can very much disagree and I liked Wade and Polina as characters as it seemed like they grew from their experiences. The rest is eh like lucas and kingsley and I would have preferred a longer campaign that has more actual story missions than just jail the entire time but I really liked the campaign overall, I feel like most people here are just to hate when they don’t have the game, Battlefield V the last tiger is definitely a good mission but the characters felt a little washed out and the German loyalist guy was certainly my favorite thing about it.
@@ghostlyblue5735 why is it a little washed out?
Its not even that long 1 hour take it or leave it
@@ariezon Didn’t feel serious or have the right consistent tone, plus I feel it was too short for the characters to flesh out bit it was definitely good
I know right
“Stories too complicated can’t keep up” bro really saying there’s too much plot.
bro I stumbled acrossed one of his mw2 videos and I love these😂😂
Private Chernov, in the few missions he was present, was a far better and far, far more sympathetic character than any one we've seen many subsequent COD's.
"Their land, their blood" the mission literally starts out with giving you a choice. Do you execute the dying German soldiers, or do you leave them be, offering whatever slim chance of survival that leaves them?
COD WAW was a far better game than this garbage. Far better.
It’s impressive how the writers of older CoD games make characters with little presence so intriguing and sympathetic. Just the small moments when Chernov is scolded by Reznov for his restraint and focus on writing his journal already told an interesting story and gained my sympathy more than all of Vanguards flashbacks combined. A detail that I loved in World at War is that before the final mission begins, you can listen to a little entry from Chernov’s journal on his thoughts about Dmitry. World at War literally managed to flesh out and write a better character from just a few lines than Vanguard did with its entire campaign.
@@pvt.jamesramirez6249 Or just following SGT. Moody in Call of Duty, and its United Offensive expansion. Him and Elder are a great duo. the old Call of Duty games need to make a comeback.
@@MLPIceberg Moody: "Turn left! Right up here!"
Elder: "WHATS IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING, DAMN IT!!!"
The old CoD games were truly something special. Kids and man children of today have no idea
Absolutely agreed on that, out of all the characters in WAW I must say Chernov was actually my favorite one, and I would also like to add that for me, COD WAW was the last real WW2 game they made.
@@Arts_by_Umar "man children" hehe
Boss - We will make a realistic shooter!
Employee - Will the russians speak russian?
Boss - Get out, you're fired.
Boss - Everyone else left you're unfired
"To put English subtitle would be proving the English superiority over their language"
@@smackdatmoney Boss - You're also fired!
Will the soviets speak soviet?
Get out you're fired.
That's been literally every call of duty and most other games.
Vanguard: "I shoot Nazis, they die. That's my plan."
Halo: I shoot Grunts, they die. That's my plan."
Dark Souls; I backstab people, they rage quit. That's my plan."
Man, this truly is the line of all time.
Little did we know that in 2023......
Remember the Battle of Berlin in World at War? Yeah, Vanguard just completely skipped it. You had SS officers toasting to the "Fourth Reich" on April 30th, 1945 as if Berlin was completely untouched
the most inaccurate, is that SS was very fanatic of hitler, so how friesinger could said bad thing about hitler without others ss shoot at him, its very stoopid that game
edit : ss arent only hitlers bodyguards, arent autonoms from the party like sa, the sa was reprimed by ss because they was too revolucionary, with nsbo they was in favour of social revolution after reaction (what they call national revolution) and ss are the conservator side of the party so they dont have any interest to make a revolution, for them the national revolution" is sufficient to the fascist project
You remember how in WaW fighting through Berlin compared to Stalingrad you really felt just how absolutly desprate the Germans were to fight and survive. How by the last two Russian missions the Germans felt much less like proud soildiers of the German war machine and more like Scared, wounded, starving men being absolutely slaughtered by an army that outnumbered them 10/1? How impactful it was clearing the rooms of the Riech Stag and seeing how more and more germans tried to surrender just for their lives?
Where the actual hell was that here?! Yes, let's toast champagne to the Fourth Reich! Its not like Germany is in shambles and the Red army aren't taking prisoners and will shoot us on sight for just wearing these uniforms! I need my Big Bad Guy speech damnit!
At that point in the war, the nazi army was made up of pre-teens,
old men, and women. It was called Volkssturm and was made up of anybody the nazis could find that could hold a gun. Imagine how gut-wrenching and dramatic it would be to play a level where you had to shoot women and children to progress through a level.
@@Guessnought there were basicly fanatical ss ans volksturm was left at 1945. Wehrmact was deserting or surrendering to allies. Imagine how bad it would be to shot elderly man,children and woman while also having to deal with fanatical maniacs with good military training killing these conscripted people aka ss.
7:18 Somehow being able to order a platoons worth of men into a fucking meatgrinder is the best moment of the game
Just like WW1 all over again
Ordering a group of men to charge towards a meatgrinder only to get mowed down lmfao,Activision my ass
I remember playing it and being like "why tf would I do this" as I gave the order
The problem was not the charge, no one was giving covering fire for those advancing. Which is basic squad tactics 101.
Seriously that's why there's always an LMG gunner or two for every squad (2-3 for the US cause the BAR was terrible for the SAW role).
This scene felt like nothing more but a lazy mark on the “Epic scene where you charge to battle with tons of fellow soldiers” checkbox. They couldn’t even do it correctly. Heck, even Battlefield V did it better with its Tirailleur campaign.
youre really funny imma sub good video
14:16 no clipped into the German Backrooms
Feels like 95% of production time was sunk on graphic design, which is very fucking good most of the time, but Activision has to realise that it isn't graphics that make FPS games unforgetable.
Design? Soviet soldiers' design is suck. They don't even know what a Soviet "pilotka" should look like. They think it's just a Soviet beanie.
The faces of the NPS are terrible. Customization of weapons should only spoil it. The design of the German soldiers is terrible too - *Black* Gilly in the middle of *winter* with a lot of *white* snow
@@Sakha_Comrade he meant the graphics, not the historical accuracy
Yea, doom is a perfect example of this, That game is over 30 years old and people still play it to this day
agreed, They need balance. There was a period when I refused to play COD because graphics became really bad like it stuck in early 2000s and now they did graph.s right and story bad.
Cod : American revolution
Musket :
No stock
11.5” Rifled
Duel Weld
Grape shot
Triangular fixed bayonet
Red dot sight
This is how activision is with realistic game play
You forgot how your Minuteman regiment are actually Roger's Rangers reborn, lead by a gay black man, I mean freedman, and how he and you singlehandidly took Bunker Hill from cyborg zombie redcoats.
Actually dual-wielding musket carbines would be awesome (in a game like, say, Ravenfield)
2:10
“Did we finish the mission”
npc: *says no*
it’s like the npcs can hear you and can reply back😦
This video is great lmaaooooo been laughing the whole time
Considering the dialogue and actions in this game, I wonder who the bad guy and good guy is.
“The only time I feel something is when a German is begging for his life” is good, empowering, strong and most importantly edgy.
“The only time I feel is when a Jew is begging for his life” is evil and heartbreaking (for the Jew)
@River Ton Because killing someone for no other reason than “they lived in the wrong country” or “wore the wrong uniform” is perfect justification for murder. Gtfo it wasn’t like she was killing SS members.
@@deletednet3919 That first line is probably the worst line in the game, super edgy, ruined the mood, as well as makes the character more dark and probably less than enjoyable to more people as it was also just there.
@River Ton the merchant cries in pain as he strikes you.
@@kurbiskuchenliebhaber Nice. Do have more antisemitic tropes?
The newest MW3 campaign makes this game look great.