DAVID GET'S ATTACKED IN A TAXI, KOREANS BE JUGGLING BALLS, AND DON'T CUT THE PEEN
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0:00 start
2:00 The story begins
7:25 Its hard To fight an Old Guy
12:05 Ed Fight crazy with Crazy
17:00 My cousins Dad had Nunchucks
21:00 Ed was Bind because of his mom
25:22 The Weird Elementary school kid
36:18 Taekwondo stories
46:30 The Korean Peen Grab Rite of Passage
51:15 Cut the Peen? Circumcise?
1:00:50 Ed Get's Knocked out - Zábava
It is seriously a treat when both Eds are in an episode!! 😭
im here for the taxi story joe told 😂😂😂
"He might be black guy" LMAO!!!
The Street Fighter Bonus level joke from David got me dying 😂🤣
Looveeeee hearing Ed's stories about the gas station. They are always so crazy !! I feel like some of them can be turned into like a short film/sketch
Awe man sounds wild, glad everyone was ok, LMAO at David going "you're a terrible person!!"
Dont care how many ppl im with, how late i am, if i get bad vibes from the driver im not getting in the taxi. Im not taking any chances
Double (e)D podcasts are also the best
Always**
Heard this Taxi story 3 different times on 3 different channels and I still never get tired of it 😂.
1st: (Dudes behind the foods)
2nd: (JKnews)
3rd: (Genius Brain)
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Not Korean, Vietnamese here but I too had "uncles" that did those ball grabbing shit when I was a kid lol
Indians too… never felt sexual if/when it happened since it was in front of family when initially arriving like a greeting (can recall one instance).
Such a great episode! You three have incredible chemistry sharing your stories. I genuinely laugh out loud listening to you guys. I hope to see more of you in future episodes. Keep it up guys and thank you!
Always love seeing both Eds on the pod!!
Edit; lol right underneath this video is a jk rec of joe telling his story of the taxi driver!
I LOVE you guys! Heard Joe's version of the taxi ride. It's good to hear yours as well. He wanted to square up. He needs to realize he'll get knocked out. I heard the video but didn't see it, lol. Great video, all! Such great stories.
Listening to them talk about their childhoods is always therapeutic for me, because I went through the same emotional abuse with my asian parents as a girl.
Old fashioned Asian parents always tell their daughter/son that they can only marry other Asians. Though the benefit of being Asian girl/female is it's a lot easier for them to find non-Asian partners. Unlike Asian men who still struggle to get non-Asian partner even to this day. In terms of romance Asian men still have it the worst unfortunately.
I swear these episodes with both Eds are so damn good!
The three of y’all are so much fun to listen to! I Love this podcast so much
Love these double Ed videos.
The ball grabbing story is CRAZY 😂
Great watch and listen as always 👊🏿
I experienced all of that.
1. Like David, my instructor was from Korea and hardcorw. He was also my uncle. Combat hapkido on wood floors, no mats. I was the demonstration dummy because he didn't want to get sued by the other kids parents.
2. My grandmother's would all check my "pepper" to see how much their family pride had grown.
I’m having an anxious night and I just wanted to thank you David for doing what you do. Your podcast and dudes behind the foods are my comfort podcasts and tonight this has been a great relief. Thank you.
Sitting for this, friend! 🥰❤️
Happy new year David
can you do a podcast with edparkvp and johnny chang? would love to hear a discussion on God and religion between them
Been watching you for years, love everthing you do! I'm trying to find my own David lol much love from Virginia! ❤❤
So much past trauma being brought up. Best therapy ever.
Lol my grandfather put me on the nunchucks when I was a kid. He gave me a pair to take to school just in case😅 rip
That's crazy bro wild 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
GAAAHHH i wish these were longer sometimes lol
I fucking love you and all of your guests you guys are absolutely hilarious keep doing what you do 😊❤
Started watching David & JKN back when I was 16. 20yrs old now and I’m still enjoying his content. Funny asf & full of interesting stories.
Wtf is this conversation and where is it going? I love it
Need more ghost stories with Ed.
Thank goodness you had bring ya Visitors back in returned. I’d missed y’all
Whaaaat I wanted it to go longer lol 😆
God damn the end of the podcast is crazy lmao
I just realize the thumbnail makes David look like a gremlin
omg! so i work at a elementary school, and i got pink eye. and dude, i had to miss three days of school, and my parents were mad at me bc i didn't go to school... like its pink eye and i work with preschoolers, i cant go to school like this and possible spread it to them (even tho i for sure got it from them 😒) like yeah i look physically fine, besides my eye, but i cant go to work like this around 3/4 year olds!!! 😑 anyways i love seeing you three together. i look forward to sundays for this podcast 😊
I can't lie you talking about your taekwondo days got me reminiscing, my master and instructors also hit us with sticks and all of us got medals during tournaments. Cept for me cause I dont go hard on people i dont know. For my friends tho, we'd always come home with hella bruises. One of my boys kneed me so hard he fractured my tailbone and in return I kicked him so hard I broke something in his back and we both had to wait almost a year til we were allowed to spar hard again 😂
When I heard David's story about the taxi incident in LAX, I kind of thought it sounded familiar to this other podcaster I've listened to talking about their story getting picked up at LAX from an older man who was extremely rude out of no where. Idk if it could be the same guy or LAX just has a reputation of rude taxi drivers
The episode was from Emergency Intercome episode 118 and he starts talking about it around 26:17 mins
The true story behind the SBU episode at 53:11 was the John Money experiment on the Reimer twins. Was lauded as a big success until the kid that was brought up as a girl rebelled, “detransitioned” and later committed suicide
Wild, only stereotype I’m still an asshole about is my mistrust for LA Armenians after going to college with one whose parents ran a sketchy mechanic shop. Love hearing the TKD stories, teacher sounds like an asshole (feel like the toxicity was based on insecurity, who the fuck wakes up and chooses violence against kids) xD. I did some breaking exercises, but jumping side kick over two lengths of people seems unnecessary. I was lucky with a sparring oriented school that was more about combat application. Craziest thing I saw was an older brother reverse roundhousing his younger brother and accidentally broke his eye socket. Younger bro had an eyepatch for 3 months. My instructor only picked on me when I was being an asshole (sparring too hard normally). I still remember as a 12 year old the helplessness of a full Nelson from a 40 year old man, I learned that day. Fucked around and found out
Please release the video 😭
im not korean but i did have all the uncles do that to me I deadass thought i was the only one lmao
Yo nah I got grabbed too😂
Not Korean, Hmong here but my cousin had something like that too which I always thought it was weird never happen to me
Oh wow, so has Ed park vp met Kalyne lionheart and exchange rock scrubbing stories lol it be so cool
Heeeeya from the Philippines
to this day when i see one of my uncle he asks to touch my gochu lol
2 Edds better than one. Good looks Dave. Take it easy.
I can relate with David on filing your foreskin with water in the shower lol
Yo David got beat up so much lol 😂
I miss the 3 hr long vids
I feel the same way David does about circumcising boys. I now a lot people talk about cleanliness/hygiene but that’s bs. If it’s a part of your religion that’s one thing. Medical issues is 2nd thing if it’s needed. But just cutting boys just because… nah.
I got sent to school sick too
The Circumcism stories reminds me of that scene from my boss my hero
Have u thought of sending the video to the taxi company?
Wait in TKD you're only supposed to spar one belt above you? Cause when I did it at 14, I was only allowed to spar black belts while I was a green belt. I was just getting the shit beat out of me once a week lmao
Koreans and west indians/Caribbeans should share their beating stories.
My generation of British Caribbeans avoided that shit😂
The circumcision talk gave me flashbacks. To Filipinos, it’s called “Tuli” and is seen as a rite of passage towards manhood. I was 12 when I got that shit. Absolute hell 💀
It’s like 75% Korean in fed way now
damn gettin dope fiend by his pops is crazy
You a cool ass black dude David 😂
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could totally relate when Ed mentioned about the dads uncles/friends grabbing balls when he was younger lmao and i’m latino so i wonder if it’s some weird old generation thing lol
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37:56
im fucking korean n i thought my grandparents were groppers too lol
He should be angry... the taxi cab waited in line for 1 hour just for a 8min fare
Let see the video
You said Bart and Geo were there? Was Bart or Geo filming for their channel.
I work at LAX so I remember when I took an lyft to work, the lyft was going to drop me off where all the passengers were and I told him that we were at the wrong side. Fortunately he was nice about it so I let that slide.
But the cab operator esp when you talked to their customer service team is RIDICULOUS. Yeah no shit David's in LAX because LAX is huge enough to be it's own entity.
Lemme tell you how huge LAX is. LAX is so huge that when I had to get my badge, I needed to get an uber from LAX to LAX.
That was really horrible on their part and I'm sorry that you had to go through that.
Also the ball touching thing happened to my Korean guy friends too. I think it's more of an older generation thing, lol
Edit: I had armenian taxi drivers and idk why but what is it with the drivers looking at your destination at Google maps and just take that as an suggestion and just drive 80mph in an local street. Thank you for letting me come to my destination early but I felt like I was in danger every 2 seconds.
My cousin is a Taxi driver, David Joe & Hannah would be dream customers, The physical sexual harassment is wild, a few times men have grabbed her TG this isn't a daily occurrence. Her regular customers are pretty chill but there is always that one person. 😢It's sad cause she's such a good person She jams with the school kids getting them hyped on the way to school😂 she has an age appropriate play list for them and the elderly to choose from
They made nunchucks illegal back in the 70s / 80s cause of violence 😅
Not Korean, but Lao uncles did that shit too.
Dam I was enjoying all these stories then you had to end it.
Oh for girls, it was with boobs! My aunt did that to me at a wedding. Got all dressed up lookin all cute and my aunt who came around every once in awhile said oh~ look at her boobs! She is big! (Mind you it was almost yelling) I wanted to crawl under the table!!
Joe telling this story in Jknews ...😂
Favorite "guests". The Eds are a delight. I definitely relate to Ed about not responding well to authority but mixed with huge timidity and anxiety lmaoo. Still working on it. Growing up the adults around me were like David's taekwondo teacher. They all got that rage.
And bout the crotch grab/tap.. Viet girl.. here same but by the aunties. And for my bro.. both😅.ours are taps. It was definitely the weird shit that leave us.. like ~baffled~. And the adults would laugh. So i wondered if they just enjoyed the embarrassment while being a strange endearment that we are growing? Idk we buried it.. i did until now🥹
watching back to back from the JK News episode 😂
Chicken pox!!??? I thought it was a Mexican American thing nvm😂
So blud went so crazy then he got punched then what? He called his company?😭 what happened to the round house?
I was hoping for the famous David slap in the story.
"Joe's Wife" WTF they married?
i thought circumcision was a jewish only thing?
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