The addiction part is something I really needed to hear today to keep going. Only 4 months sober but it’s possible to love yourself and believe you can beloved for YOU rather than your synthetic self.
I felt that too. Especially all the excuses he was making. I haven't been clean but for a few weeks and I'm just now starting to feel completely clear headed and having moments where I think to myself "Man I haven't felt this feeling since I was sober and happy almost 10 years ago" and I hope that guy gets there. Addiction is so tough man
isn't that the high maintenance dog that was bitten by a snake, killed a bird or something? Of course he chooses the exact edge of the table to lay on. Some pets love the Vet.
I HAVE ADVICE for the guy with the lip condition! If you’re dedicated to fixing it, my friend has the same condition, she introduced me to this scar tape you can buy on Amazon by Mepitak, I cut out lip shaped pieces, make sure the skin is clean and dry, and put them on overnight every single night. I do this, I don’t have the condition, but she says it’s the only thing that works for hers! In the morning, you take them off, wet your lips and rub the dead skin off with water, it should work!! Mine are soft as hell all day, the key is to actually rub that dead skin off tho. I hope you see this comment!!! 🙏🏻 PS it takes about 4-5 days to start seeing results and you really have to stick with it and do it every night, but it’s sooo worth it. 🙂
Bouncing off this. I had a similar issue as well. The thing that stopped my lip peeling was giving up soda. Only drink water for a month and see if it works
Chris dude! We love you. You’re pushing through your life with honesty and you are able to show all your emotions that’s tougher than steel in my opinion. Thanks for showing vulnerability to let us remember we can too.
43:37 Chris you have this shit! You have everything you do because you deserve it. The emotion is just a sign of the growth. Love you as a bystander and the love is large ❤️ thank you both for bringing joy to us
When you say, “you”, I think you mean actual you. People get sober for all different reasons. People that blackout are at a higher risk of death. Just sayin.
Seth Rogen had the last word on this “You don’t have to believe in Judaism at all to be a Jewish person...It’s not a job you can quit from. Our DNA test comes back Jewish. You could find a severed finger and tell that it was Jewish-which is not how Baptists work... I believe like, let's round down and say I believe zero of Judaism. Yeah. I'm still Jewish."
Chris "the Tudors" d'elia. I love how Matt's brother keeps getting called out for it! Also, big ups to Chris for getting real with emotions after the obviously alcoholic comedian convertible guy. New series, "Comedians in Convertibles Getting Cirrhosis"
It's crazy how much chris has grown and I can't help but think that if all the people that judged and jumped RIGHT off the chris train with all the bullshit watched how he address these questions as opposed to the way people think he's going to and be all fun and jokey and a ladies man, would see how much this guy has changed. Keep up the good work brother. The real ones are still here
For the guy at 41:00 that thinks he's having liver issues #1 go get blood work done 2. You might have gallstones.. I experienced that same lower abdominal pain on my right side, went and got blood work done, they told me my livers fine, had gallstone issues.. Take digestive enzymes and do a gallbladder cleanse
The thing about devout Christians is that God is the center of their life. If something is the center of your life, it's not exactly private-or meant to be-and you can't help but radiate it and talk about it. God's grace is a wonderful thing. Of course people want to share it. It was never meant to be private.
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Chris, I wanted to take a second and acknowledge how far you’ve come from your own addiction. S’proud of you buddy, and thanks for getting s’deeper there for a second with us. Love you both 💚
This has become my favorite podcast to listen to. Yalls dynamic and banter is top tier and i get to laugh and smile after a tough day every time. Love you guys 🙏💯
you can tell 100% horizontal mamba guy was from New Hampshire because he was just generally friendly and smiling and having a good time. Maine, NH, and Vermont people are just friendlier and more jovial than the rest of the east coast, ESPECIALLY DC where everybody is ignorant and irrationally emotional 🙃
To the lady who is worried to have a kid after 35, What? My wife was 38 with our first and is about to have our second at 40. Stop reading the mom blogs and pinterest posts. If your doctor is telling you not to do it, get a new doctor. There's a reason why they call it "practicing medicine". Our OB had her last kid at 42.
the way that matt literally told chris the fact about the plague mask on a podcast episode from congratulations and thats the only reason chris is saying he KNOWS IT ALREADYYYYYY DUDEEEE
The plague masks were actually stuffed with flowers and things that smelled good because they believed back then that the plague spread through the foul scent in the air. They called it Miasma 👍👍👍
@@tannerchopp2107 *spread legs and flails arms like Chris* " "Don't be that dude that questions if stuff is real just because you didn't know it, don't do that dude. Just don't, ok?"
40:44 he’s been told he’s “funny” when he’s drunk so he can stop drinking cuz like Matt said, ANNOYING 💯 someone’s gotta nurse him cuz he’s stumbling or hugged up on the toilet. Get help if you’re serious about the drinking problem or shut up n pray to get a steady job to afford a hobby that keeps you off the sauce. Love you both Matt n Chris/Chris n Matt and all the fellow babies 🤙🏻 I just don’t like the obvious hacks tryna get attention when they don’t even get their @‘s flashed on the screen so = no one cares anyways, blink n ya missed them 🤷🏻
chris openly crying is so SO beautiful, its so important for men to know they can show emotion and still be cool as shit its been incredible to see this man grow
Actually super mad at the Andrew tate wannabe drunk guy for interrupting this great pod with douche flavs. Thankfully our cult leaders still give good advices
OMG Chris you should be on Finding Your Roots. They investigate your family's history & ancestry. They found Andy Samburg's mothers birth parents, even though she was adopted. The most fascinating episode!
Random question that I don't expect to be answered but it'd be pretty neat if it did get answered: Who produced the Lifeline intro music? By any chance, is it Baths? It sounds like Baths. If so, that's pretty tight, because he's awesome and kindof obscure. If not, I'm still into it... y'all should post credit somewhere!
Nice episode! But got the love triangle one wrong because the guy said his sister's friend is moving to where he is so that's why he doesn't know what to do.
56:23 That's how long I waited to find out what the fuck a love puddle was. 10/10 would watch again. Not stoked that CZcams tells on me when I edit. S'nitch.
🤣🤣🤣 Chris is killing me with the Tudors cross-podcast jokes🤣🤣🤣 Every comedian tells the same stories on multiple podcasts and it usually gets old if you watch them all within a couple of weeks. You hear Chris saying the same one at least 3 times in a week and you feel rewarded for hearing all of them. One of the most entertaining people in existence. I sincerely believe that.
🫣 Sweet, sweet Lifeline merch lifelinemerch.com
Bring back TMP
Sweet sweet tart tartin ass merch
The addiction part is something I really needed to hear today to keep going. Only 4 months sober but it’s possible to love yourself and believe you can beloved for YOU rather than your synthetic self.
lets fucking go king
I felt that too. Especially all the excuses he was making. I haven't been clean but for a few weeks and I'm just now starting to feel completely clear headed and having moments where I think to myself "Man I haven't felt this feeling since I was sober and happy almost 10 years ago" and I hope that guy gets there. Addiction is so tough man
Bro. You got this Jeff!
8 years clean & its still a struggle, but you absolutely can keep going and it is worth it.
Hell yea man. Keep rockin it dude - you got this.
"Butters, don't do it you have your whole life ahead of you." We're not even a minute in and Matt's already fuckin' killing me, dude YYYYYYYYYYYYYES!
But also, I'm concerned for Matt's hydration, someone get him a couple drinks please.
isn't that the high maintenance dog that was bitten by a snake, killed a bird or something? Of course he chooses the exact edge of the table to lay on. Some pets love the Vet.
“Someone on guess who” had me dying 😂😂
We love you, Chris! Thank you for being vulnerable.
I felt Chris when he talked about addiction, we love you man. Matt we love you too man, you guys are awesome.
I HAVE ADVICE for the guy with the lip condition! If you’re dedicated to fixing it, my friend has the same condition, she introduced me to this scar tape you can buy on Amazon by Mepitak, I cut out lip shaped pieces, make sure the skin is clean and dry, and put them on overnight every single night. I do this, I don’t have the condition, but she says it’s the only thing that works for hers! In the morning, you take them off, wet your lips and rub the dead skin off with water, it should work!! Mine are soft as hell all day, the key is to actually rub that dead skin off tho. I hope you see this comment!!! 🙏🏻 PS it takes about 4-5 days to start seeing results and you really have to stick with it and do it every night, but it’s sooo worth it. 🙂
Bouncing off this. I had a similar issue as well. The thing that stopped my lip peeling was giving up soda. Only drink water for a month and see if it works
Very kind of you. Hopefully he sees this.
hope he sees this
Not only am I the founder and president, I'm also a client.
I would also recommend Dr Dan's lip balm. Nothing else worked for me except for this
As an alcoholic myself I feel for the dude struggling with it, but man why was he such a jerk to Matt for no reason whatsoever. That guy sucked.
he was joking and trying to be funny but I guess he was sober because it fell flat
@@decosta1 yeah for sure.. if he was blackout drunk that shit would have been rip roaring hilarious
Chris dude! We love you. You’re pushing through your life with honesty and you are able to show all your emotions that’s tougher than steel in my opinion. Thanks for showing vulnerability to let us remember we can too.
“Do you do anything during the day besides watch tutors?”
“During the night time I also watch tutors”
Such a Bill Delia thing to say 😂
The tudors 😆
@@blond1n lol never watched the show. Idk
@@TwiztOndaBeatMe neither but I absolutely definitely know it is Tudors
Chris has been a great feature here on Matts podcast, Lifeline. He should definitely stay!
Chris really keeps Matt's wild outbursts in check
Matt's brother has a nice hoodie on
I never understand these comments , without Chris’s reach this podcast wouldve never took off with just Matt lol
Chris is always the leader, even at the coffee bean s’ deal with it
@@Skrillhex you don’t understand humour
I laughed the hardest when Chris said Matt’s hair looks like a lunch lady’s hair 😂🤣😂
I was just about to say the same thing 🤣💀
Bruh! The strings of hair stuck to his sweaty ass forehead because of the hot studio!!! Aaahhhhhhahaaa!🤣
All good but also you saw his hair was stuck to his forehead like the thick line on a lunch lady’s hair net.
Making friends in the comments, but for real, I think that everytime Matt's hair does it! So glad Chris finally said it!
i'm still obsessed with last weeks episode all because of James Gergory song.... been singing it all week
"Thiiiiiis is the earfquake song.." 🎵
The best 😂😂😂😂
Matt showing his distain for Chris talking constantly about The Tudors is the making of some more Tudors references.
Chris is getting creative with those Tudor references
Tutors ….pffffft.
@@mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028 😭😭
But also tudors sucks and y’can quit talkin bout it 10 years ago my guy.
@@baronvonsauna Oh wow, I didn’t even realize it was that old. That makes it even more bizarre.
Came for the Chris stayed for the Matt.
43:37 Chris you have this shit! You have everything you do because you deserve it. The emotion is just a sign of the growth. Love you as a bystander and the love is large ❤️ thank you both for bringing joy to us
Thank you for being so open & honest Chris. I needed to hear that. I'm going through a rough time right now.
❤
Hope things look up soon! 🙏
here for you dude
I love how Matt’s brother is getting into stand up!!
🤣
Reddit humor
Love watching you two together, and Chris I cried with you, and Matt you’re awesome for taking over so Chris could compose himself!!
40:00 you don't quit drinking to live longer, it's to not be depressed and in a hellish addiction
makes eeehhseehhh'no sense
When you say, “you”, I think you mean actual you. People get sober for all different reasons. People that blackout are at a higher risk of death. Just sayin.
I can’t be the only one that rewinds the first 5 seconds multiple times just to here RUNK!
Matts response to Chris talking about his grandmas potential race “Jewish is a religion but anyways keep going” S’CANCELLED
S' accurate tho
@@gamerjamson s'not just a religion. My DNA test says I'm 20% Jewish. Aka ethnically Jewish. It is a religion as well as a ethnicity.
@@mostdope216 it’s nonsense
Seth Rogen had the last word on this “You don’t have to believe in Judaism at all to be a Jewish person...It’s not a job you can quit from. Our DNA test comes back Jewish. You could find a severed finger and tell that it was Jewish-which is not how Baptists work... I believe like, let's round down and say I believe zero of Judaism. Yeah. I'm still Jewish."
Is it just me or when people call in do you wait for them to say at the end- "Gang gang buzz buzz soar?" 😆
gang! gang!
this podcast is the only reason i look forward to mondays
Geez
s’deeper!
Yikes
You could say it's a lifeline...
Garfield o're here
Please give him a hug is what i was screaming at my screen
Chris "the Tudors" d'elia. I love how Matt's brother keeps getting called out for it! Also, big ups to Chris for getting real with emotions after the obviously alcoholic comedian convertible guy. New series, "Comedians in Convertibles Getting Cirrhosis"
I try to save these episodes but end up gobbling them up by 5 every monday
I look forward to it… usually drops as I claw my way out of bed, and goes great with my morning cup!
Yes, Matt and his brother are funny.
Matt's brother killing it
Right!!! So cool to give exposure to his brother. I'm diggin it.
It's crazy how much chris has grown and I can't help but think that if all the people that judged and jumped RIGHT off the chris train with all the bullshit watched how he address these questions as opposed to the way people think he's going to and be all fun and jokey and a ladies man, would see how much this guy has changed. Keep up the good work brother. The real ones are still here
Chillin in the tall grass for life 💯
it is rly amazing . & i think he serves as a rare person who really does learn from his mistakes and change .
For the guy at 41:00 that thinks he's having liver issues #1 go get blood work done 2. You might have gallstones.. I experienced that same lower abdominal pain on my right side, went and got blood work done, they told me my livers fine, had gallstone issues.. Take digestive enzymes and do a gallbladder cleanse
Bump
The guy asking about quitting drinking they're like "this guy shouldn't be a fan of us"
The thing about devout Christians is that God is the center of their life. If something is the center of your life, it's not exactly private-or meant to be-and you can't help but radiate it and talk about it. God's grace is a wonderful thing. Of course people want to share it. It was never meant to be private.
Holy hell the Japanese tourist Tom Cruise take 😂
Really cool of Matt to let his brother on his podcast like this, Good exposure for him!
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@@dougfreshly the bit is multiple people saying it. y'know s'little about comedy. L
Chris, I wanted to take a second and acknowledge how far you’ve come from your own addiction. S’proud of you buddy, and thanks for getting s’deeper there for a second with us. Love you both 💚
Chris always gets deeper every ep now
This has become my favorite podcast to listen to. Yalls dynamic and banter is top tier and i get to laugh and smile after a tough day every time. Love you guys 🙏💯
same and I do Rogan, YMH, 2 bears, Tim Dillon, lifeline blows by and always want more, sign of the best show.
The guy in the convertible is completely insane
100%
Dying 😂🤣🤣. Dying and runken. And the ramble. 😂😂🤣 ohhhhj I love you Chris 🥳🥳. Makes my morning listening to you guys !!!!💜
Best part of my week. Best part of everyone’s week. LETS GO!
You speaking for me bro!!? Your 100% right so carry on
you can tell 100% horizontal mamba guy was from New Hampshire because he was just generally friendly and smiling and having a good time. Maine, NH, and Vermont people are just friendlier and more jovial than the rest of the east coast, ESPECIALLY DC where everybody is ignorant and irrationally emotional 🙃
I live in NH and I agree! 😁🤘
lol its my brother and he is from nh
@@phoebeglaude4313 I understand that at this point lol 🤣
"Someone on Guess Who" deserved a laugh
To the lady who is worried to have a kid after 35, What? My wife was 38 with our first and is about to have our second at 40. Stop reading the mom blogs and pinterest posts. If your doctor is telling you not to do it, get a new doctor. There's a reason why they call it "practicing medicine". Our OB had her last kid at 42.
Love u both!! Chris, you r the best u right now and we couldn't appreciate u more!!
Aww, I love seeing butters! 👍🏻💜
"Someone on Guess Who" had me dying
More Butters! He’s so calming
“Someone on guess who ..” LMFAO
the way that matt literally told chris the fact about the plague mask on a podcast episode from congratulations and thats the only reason chris is saying he KNOWS IT ALREADYYYYYY DUDEEEE
Loved this episode!! Love seeing Chris allowing himself to be vulnerable! And..... when Matt calls out Chris and his Tudors ramblings kills me!
The way they get so off topic and how they quietly roast every person as soon as the video starts killssss me
Chris 🙏🏼❤️
クルーズさん、"Far and Away" でのあなたの演技が大好きでした!
Y'all gonna put Dr. Phil out of business
Bill's sons are dropping knowledge in this one.
LOVE this show. Chris and Matt are the perfect complement to each other and the format is perfect for them. 🧡
Matt is such a star ⭐️
S'PERFECT
Super S'Duper !!!
34:24 "Someone on guess who" omfg lol
I was rolling
Change the playback speed to 0.5 and Chris’s sentences will be at a normal pace
The plague masks were actually stuffed with flowers and things that smelled good because they believed back then that the plague spread through the foul scent in the air. They called it Miasma 👍👍👍
@MattD’elia
"Chris's nerd voice" 🤓
But seriously how do you know that? Did u read it in a book? On TV? We are told stories but who knows what's true or if that even happened?
@@tannerchopp2107 *spread legs and flails arms like Chris* "
"Don't be that dude that questions if stuff is real just because you didn't know it, don't do that dude. Just don't, ok?"
@@rozweII you don't know that at all. You believe it. You cant prove it. And na I'm not being a duesh. I genuinely don't belive that happened
favorite lifeline episode yet!!
I’m already so down for this new ep my babies 🙌🏼
Man I say Matt should have this guy "Chris" on his podcast more often he aight.
Yeah, and they look like they could be related, if ya squint really hard. It's uncanny!
🙄
lmao the slow motion leg swoop way butters sits
Im 3 months sober and it has changed my life.
40:44 he’s been told he’s “funny” when he’s drunk so he can stop drinking cuz like Matt said, ANNOYING 💯 someone’s gotta nurse him cuz he’s stumbling or hugged up on the toilet. Get help if you’re serious about the drinking problem or shut up n pray to get a steady job to afford a hobby that keeps you off the sauce.
Love you both Matt n Chris/Chris n Matt and all the fellow babies 🤙🏻 I just don’t like the obvious hacks tryna get attention when they don’t even get their @‘s flashed on the screen so = no one cares anyways, blink n ya missed them 🤷🏻
Love seeing this side of you Chris thanks for sharing about your life your comedy really helps a lot of us going through similar issues.
My favorite brothers podcast……number one ☝️ call 📞 show.
❤️
S’true
The DJ bit 😂 … cryyying
How are these people so confident that the person they are talking about doesn’t also watch lifeline.
52:00 sorry to break it to you guys, but there’s already a DJ called Claptone with that mask!😂
chris openly crying is so SO beautiful, its so important for men to know they can show emotion and still be cool as shit its been incredible to see this man grow
Actually super mad at the Andrew tate wannabe drunk guy for interrupting this great pod with douche flavs. Thankfully our cult leaders still give good advices
I’ve been listening to congratulations since the beginning but holy shit I love Matt so much
Chris is the best. Addiction advice and comedy in the same show is amazing work
Chris, your vulnerability is truly gold.
Late 20s singing guy was great
thanks you guys!
Man, when Chris’s wall came down, we felt that.
Love you Chris.! And happy you’re on a better route.! ❣️
OMG Chris you should be on Finding Your Roots. They investigate your family's history & ancestry. They found Andy Samburg's mothers birth parents, even though she was adopted. The most fascinating episode!
Random question that I don't expect to be answered but it'd be pretty neat if it did get answered: Who produced the Lifeline intro music? By any chance, is it Baths? It sounds like Baths. If so, that's pretty tight, because he's awesome and kindof obscure. If not, I'm still into it... y'all should post credit somewhere!
Holy sht.... I thought that two months ago!!! Great question
Mr. Green
@@SupergoodStudios Thanks! I'll look him up.
I’m glad butters is alive! I’ve been thinking about him
Chris speaking Japanese murdered me
I love that Chris feels his feelings right out there in the open.
CHEILITIS GUY - take B vitamins!! cheilitis is a B vitamin deficiency. it cleared mine up after dealing with it for years
“Someone on Guess Who” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Was really hoping Matt would say the most annoying thing is not using nouns 20:37
Nice episode! But got the love triangle one wrong because the guy said his sister's friend is moving to where he is so that's why he doesn't know what to do.
“Someone on guess who” killed me that was dead on !!!
My mantra for the rest of 2022 is "Let splurt and let God."
I hate everything that happens when this show is over :”( Where is Our love show?! That will be so much fun :)
I wait all week for this!
ok now my day is saved i think
Saw the video notification and got so, ord.
56:23
That's how long I waited to find out what the fuck a love puddle was.
10/10 would watch again.
Not stoked that CZcams tells on me when I edit. S'nitch.
🤣🤣🤣 Chris is killing me with the Tudors cross-podcast jokes🤣🤣🤣
Every comedian tells the same stories on multiple podcasts and it usually gets old if you watch them all within a couple of weeks. You hear Chris saying the same one at least 3 times in a week and you feel rewarded for hearing all of them. One of the most entertaining people in existence. I sincerely believe that.
Love you Chris 💕✨ the struggle is real
Got mad de ja vu I swear Matt already had a conversation explaining about the plague doctor mask.