I realized I was going to die when I was like 8 because I saw that my calendar was almost at the last page so I thought the world was over once that page was done
My family was wayyyy more white. We made bags of “reindeer food” from Lucky Charms cereal and glitter. The glitter was to make it easier to see our house. Wtf were my parents thinking.
White elves to Santa: Who’s gonna do the what? Seriously- who is going to do the what?! We were under the impression that you would bring some cookies back for us, but that appears to have been a blatant lie. So now remains the question: who’s gonna do the what here, Santa?
I told everyone, including my friend's parents, that I saw Santa because I loved attention (still do), and it hit me a couple of years later all the adults knew my little attention-seeking ass was lying and I was very embarassed
I realized my mortality at 3 years old, no joke. I remember suddenly bursting into tears at parking lot at a department store and my moms like "what the- why are you crying" I'm like "I DONT WANT TO DIE YET, I DONT WANT TO DIE" and my mom didn't even comfort me she just told me to shut up. That's probably how I ended up watching this podcast.
Funny how Cody is asking Noel what it’s like to perform on stage doing music and if it’s better then comedy, so on and so on and now fast forward 2 years and they have some really good music and have performed together a bunch of times , I’m so proud at how far they’ve come !
im like 4 months late but boy when i was 9 years old i went to a randy newman concert cuz i was like "hell yeah the toy story man" but then the further into the concert he got the sadder the songs were, and eventually he started singing about dying, and little ol me is sitting in the balcony watching him play his piano and sing about depression and i realized "wait im gonna die" and i started quietly sobbing for the last hour of the concert cuz i didn't wanna die and i just never talked about that moment afterwards
Sentanyl3 noel has a long term gf, i’m assuming he spent time with her and her family or she was with his family for thanksgiving. idk tho, i was wondering the same thing
I remember the first time I knew I was going to die one day. I was in church and they were talking about how after we die we have to spend ETERNITY with god and I just started bawling because I didn't want to spend that much time with god and after that I would randomly cry about how I don't want to die. My parent were worried about me lol
New fan of TMG, I've been watching the recent episodes but since my dishwasher broke and I have to wash everything by hand I'm starting to get through the pod from the start. This is one of the funniest episodes I've seen!! Noel talking about realizing his mortality at 7 y/o and saying that's one of the most vivid memories of his childhood....explains so much lmfao.
*The Madden thing is so true. I was looking at a basketball roster for a team my son was playing, last name of one of the kids was Madden & I immediately thought, "Hmmm.. I wonder if he's related to the football Madden guy!"*
Hey choadster, you’re doing it in the wrong order, if you smoke first then drink, you’ll feel the best you’ve ever felt. If you drink then smoke, you get cross faded and it’s hell. They did a study on this to understand why and I don’t remember why but you have to smoke first. I’ve tried both and I felt great when I smoked first and I threw up when I drank first then smoked. Lots of love try it sometime
My dad literally used to get a ladder and climb up on to the roof, and place carrots ON THE FUCKING ROOF FOR THE REINDEER just so I'd be fucking happy.
No but seriously, Taylor Swift's new album is fire and I hate myself everytime I say that. I want to hate it so bad but I can't. Y'all are so hilarious and I might even have to join the patreon when I catch up on all the episodes.
We're doing a live podcast in a couple weeks come through: www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1599789
Tiny Meat Gang Podcast in Los Angeles how bold of u u meaty fucks
You can tell Noel wrote this
That song at the beginning seems familiar..
@@Batt-man do you know where to find it?
for every patreon goal reached, one aspect of noel's ethnicity is revealed
Three years later and we still don’t know
i think he'll take it to his grave
What about now?
He’s not dead yet there’s still a chance
Noel: “Where were you when you realized you were gonna die” *laughs hysterically*
Jesus Christ Noel
14:22
Noel's laugh at 22:48
I have honestly never heard a grown man laugh like this lmao
andrew garfield kinda laughs like that
bro snickering
Who else sits through the ads so they can get that extra $0.00001?
Jack Windrammer - I like your attitude.
Grey Thank you. I think Noel and Cody are a couple of bozos
Grey Lmaoooooo .0000000001
appreciate u
Tiny Meat Gang Podcast I only watch because you guys are hot
the beginning was a BOP
lauren
a real fucking BANGER
wish the entire podcast you wouldn't have talked about anything and just played the intro for the hour and a half.
Zach Digital Yeah where can we find this song!
@@ClayKimball that's what I wanna know so I can blast it at every party
It sounds like Noel has existential depression
you can't say dawg and drink out of a Christmas themed Starbucks cup
Its so nice to see the older generation accepting and experimenting within the lgbtq community
No Offense But We All Know Your Fucking Gay
iAMaFrogDood44 that sucks because she’s super cute
I realized I was going to die when I was like 8 because I saw that my calendar was almost at the last page so I thought the world was over once that page was done
Ana Campos woah woah woah
i see where youre coming from. the mayans had a similar idea
Cody Ko is millennial Ryan Reynolds
took 46 minutes to mention Venice
That is the longest
Taylor swift is the perfect example of what happens if you don't bully a horse girl enough
LMFAOOOOOO IM FUCKING DEAD SHE WAS DEFINITELY A WEIRD HORSE GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
@@katedavis848 LOLLOLOLOLO
Cody keeps getting whiter in every podcast...
He's just a ghost now.
no he doesn't
@@user-yr5yl6zt5l okay brandon
@@wydneonn2247 okay Leyfu
My family was wayyyy more white. We made bags of “reindeer food” from Lucky Charms cereal and glitter. The glitter was to make it easier to see our house. Wtf were my parents thinking.
they loved you- be grateful!! lol
Ah so cute that grandpa isn't tech savvy enough to use the mixing board for the intro and just held the mic up to the phone lol
Noel's girlfriend is a caramel macchiato
prolly his nickname for her
White elves to Santa: Who’s gonna do the what? Seriously- who is going to do the what?! We were under the impression that you would bring some cookies back for us, but that appears to have been a blatant lie. So now remains the question: who’s gonna do the what here, Santa?
Underrated 😂
I was kinda scared of santa personally. Then I got him confused with God. Life hasn't changed much.
I told everyone, including my friend's parents, that I saw Santa because I loved attention (still do), and it hit me a couple of years later all the adults knew my little attention-seeking ass was lying and I was very embarassed
LMAO THIS IS GOLD
REALLY happy Cody's eye is back to normal.
I’m so happy Cody finally came out❤️ So proud. Only took 58 Years 🙏🏼
oOf
oof.
was having anxiety trying to fall asleep and these usually help and y’all start talking about DEATH
hope it hasn't gotten the best of you
I interpreted 30:35 as “this girl’s name is Just Kennedy”
purplepuppy2001 Just Kennedy tings
ME TOO I DIDN'T REALISE IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UNTIL I SAW YOUR COMMENT LMAO
This might be my favourite episode so far
Was Noel high during this he was so giggly lmaooooo
Bailey Smith he's always like that
Juliette he’s always high
Can Noel please talk more about his rapping experience that came out of nowhere and he just threw it aside like it was nothing
Can't watch this podcast with Cody's fuckin bare knee screaming at me.
Brandon Henson that made me giggle
That little "I'm gay" at the end really tied this whole show together
Double Meat Gang
Listen I know Noel is not white (?) but he laughs like a white dad watching racist comedians
Lmao that’s gotta be the half white part of him
There are racist comedians?
@@hairlesscat6458 bruh
You and Cody and matching with the triangles on your shirts, that's fucking romantic
Nadia Rasheed #illuminatiCONFIRMED
gaydar is off the scales with this one
I realized my mortality at 3 years old, no joke. I remember suddenly bursting into tears at parking lot at a department store and my moms like "what the- why are you crying" I'm like "I DONT WANT TO DIE YET, I DONT WANT TO DIE" and my mom didn't even comfort me she just told me to shut up. That's probably how I ended up watching this podcast.
Good to see this middle age gay man being accepted by the CZcams community.
When I started to doubt that Santa was real my parents would always show me the NORAD satellites "tracking" where Santa was lol
Funny how Cody is asking Noel what it’s like to perform on stage doing music and if it’s better then comedy, so on and so on and now fast forward 2 years and they have some really good music and have performed together a bunch of times , I’m so proud at how far they’ve come !
Mouth noises are strong in this episode 🗣
im like 4 months late but boy when i was 9 years old i went to a randy newman concert cuz i was like "hell yeah the toy story man" but then the further into the concert he got the sadder the songs were, and eventually he started singing about dying, and little ol me is sitting in the balcony watching him play his piano and sing about depression and i realized "wait im gonna die" and i started quietly sobbing for the last hour of the concert cuz i didn't wanna die and i just never talked about that moment afterwards
I can't be the only one wondering why Noel wasn't at Cody's "friendsgiving"
Sentanyl3 noel has a long term gf, i’m assuming he spent time with her and her family or she was with his family for thanksgiving. idk tho, i was wondering the same thing
Sentanyl3 he’s probably bashing on his friendsgiving bc he wasn’t invited
Cody lives in Canada
Matt McGowan Hell yeah bro I'm all about that shit, DM me I'll suck that shit digitally
Noel isn't white enough
*THIS SONG FUCKS*
i cant find it anywhere :(
“getting it ALL over my denim”
You guys should do a Noel race reveal at 10k a month
stteeeeezee
You best fuck with TMG Steeze
Their final podcast should be noels ethnicity reveal
Release the intro so it can be my ringtone and everyone will know I'm gay
I remember the first time I knew I was going to die one day. I was in church and they were talking about how after we die we have to spend ETERNITY with god and I just started bawling because I didn't want to spend that much time with god and after that I would randomly cry about how I don't want to die. My parent were worried about me lol
Devilled Eggs and Denim should be your next album
New fan of TMG, I've been watching the recent episodes but since my dishwasher broke and I have to wash everything by hand I'm starting to get through the pod from the start. This is one of the funniest episodes I've seen!! Noel talking about realizing his mortality at 7 y/o and saying that's one of the most vivid memories of his childhood....explains so much lmfao.
I love how you guys feed off eachothers energy and jokes and it just gets funnier and funnier, you guys are fuckin hilarious hahaha
I think it’s funny how much Cody likes Taylor swift now after this video 😂😂
The fact that that was the most prominent moment in Noel’s childhood is chilling wtf
"Words with friends in real life"
Scrabble???
LOOOOL I literally choked 😂😂 ‘that’s why Xavier can’t walk’ 😂
I can't believe this was 3 years ago lol
i came back to watch this bc it's your best episode so far😂
crossfaded is what nightmare fuel is made out of.
ZacharyJTA you're everywhere!
Fuck u
Love the commitment bro
I was taking a shit while listening to this
lauren the whole podcast?
the entire 85 minutes
lauren that’s dope
that's a long shit
Doing the same thing now wasssuuup
*The Madden thing is so true. I was looking at a basketball roster for a team my son was playing, last name of one of the kids was Madden & I immediately thought, "Hmmm.. I wonder if he's related to the football Madden guy!"*
Hey choadster, you’re doing it in the wrong order, if you smoke first then drink, you’ll feel the best you’ve ever felt. If you drink then smoke, you get cross faded and it’s hell. They did a study on this to understand why and I don’t remember why but you have to smoke first. I’ve tried both and I felt great when I smoked first and I threw up when I drank first then smoked. Lots of love try it sometime
Correction: Santa eats cookies at every white families house.
Do some raps on a punjabi dubstep beat
39:11 noel says "youre all gonna look it up" dude i already did like 5 minutes ago
You guys are too funny wtf can’t believe it took me this long to discover you guys
i’m in love with cody’s knee and noel’s elbow
OMG when the “im gay” song came on I thought it was a real tmg song and I freaked out
the amount of slander of marvel characters in this episode is funny
Dude i love these boys lol just nonstop laughing jeez lmfao
your finnish accent had me cryingggg
the dad side in me is still out buying cigarettes itS BEEN 17 YEARS, DAD
Hey Cody could you chew on your ice right into the mic. Thanks.
Ok but is that song on iTunes tho?
Valentina Sanchez I know right
Out here looking like a snack 😍
hitting on girls on Tiny Meat Gang's podcast. a legend.
I have been making deviled eggs for years, I've made hundreds and hundreds and I have to tell you I felt so crazy validated at Cody's praise at 09:37
this episode is so funny i almost busted a lung
This is my favorite episode, man I legit dont remember laughing so much.
I have eaten 10 deviled eggs in one sitting
After 10pm ?
Tfw when you are eating 10 deviled eggs when they are talking about deviled eggs.
Ezequiel Cruz not after 10 thats too crazy for me
Bro deviled egg's are God's gift to humanity.
Rookie numbers
My dad literally used to get a ladder and climb up on to the roof, and place carrots ON THE FUCKING ROOF FOR THE REINDEER just so I'd be fucking happy.
since when the fuck did noel rap
dude, what's the name of that Prixzm song? I need a full version to start my days!
smoke first and then drink
It’s true I just commented the same thing
Nah u get the spins when u do both, at least for me.
Drink gatorade, drink 4 glasses of wine then smoke a blunt. You wont get dehydrated or get too dizzy
i did it the other way around when i was 20 and i never made that mistake ever again lmao
im here again listening to this ep for the third time and it feels like the first time I laughed so much like i never heard about Double D man lmao
No but seriously, Taylor Swift's new album is fire and I hate myself everytime I say that. I want to hate it so bad but I can't.
Y'all are so hilarious and I might even have to join the patreon when I catch up on all the episodes.
Yall should go on tour when the mixtape drops
1:13:54 "I don't think anybody is listening"
Bro ME I'M LISTENING and sobbing after that, chunks of watermelon hitting a bucket full of water lmao
Thank you for manifesting my darkness Noel
looked up immediately. lmao the xman thing had me dying
That intro was so epic!
Smashed a like just for that intro XD
a lot of sororities have "jarties" which is jean parties sooo
Grace Hathaway I’m wayyyy late... but this comment is cursed
The pink triangle shirt worn with this episode's theme song was not lost on me.
Noel: we’re all gunna die some day and Santa isn’t real
Cody: say sike right now
It's November 26th, episode 5 here we goooo
I love Noel’s dark humor 😂💀💀
Tiny Feet Gang
That into is FIREEEEEEEEE!! Flippen Fucken Fantastically Fabulous! Yaaaazzzzzzz... Give it to me babyyy
2 years after, new fan for a few months, Mexicana and laughing my ass off at the elves are Mexican comment that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 💀
Podcast starts at 1:09:35
Thanks bro
"She just gerrymanders, 9 to 5, on her own accord."
The Cody chipotle story had me fucking weezing lmao
Literally the best fucking opening sound byte ever. Thank you original artist.
The quiet "im gay" at the end 😂😂😂