Day in the life of a Simp
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- What its like to live a day in the life as a simp. No other men respect women as much as us simp warriors...
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What about a sequel and boyfriend keanu appears?
Maybe (;
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This is the worst thing that I’ve ever seen. It’s like a glimpse of hell.
First thing i do when i wake up, i check my Twitter to see what she has posted, sometimes she posts the funniest things
"I love being a succubus, i can charm men into doing shit for me. and i dont even have to lift a finger"
Then , i have to react to her Instagram story, heart eyes ofcourse
This a speck of dust rather than a glimpse.
OH-HO HELL WILL BE WAY WORST THEN THIS!
Oh boy, this is just a skit, someone out there is probably like this.
it physically hurt
His acting is so convincing, I actually felt bad
Ooof
LITERALLY
Ikr it's a pain to watch
Why have they commented door in previous comment?
@@mohamedkasim9492 so he'd finally get out of that toxic relationship prolly
"A man chooses, a simp obeys."
Hell yeah we do!
BioShock reference🗣️
@@onetonsoup67
One of the best games ever made 👍
No doubt@@brandonrivera5902
Andrew Ryan asks you a simple question, are you a man? Or a simp?
Many guys used to feel like this, but some have learned to respect themselves.
I acted this way for a girl in highschool named Madison. Would always say "hi" to her and complement her and i would even fantasize about her but if i wasnt engaging the conversation, she didnt give me a second thought. She was even laughing with her friends after saying hi to me one time and it was right in front of me. Respect yourself, there's plenty of girls out there. Im kinda glad it didnt go anywhere cause i was already in a dark place and was looking for a relationship to alleviate that depression. I fucking hate that I degraded myself to that extent.😂
@@RavenLordOfficials I chased after a girl in middle and high school named Madison myself, she was really nice but rejected me 😂
@@chillwave8809 at least she gave you the decency to acknowledge you. My friends told her I like her in front of me and she didn't even look my way but said "I don't wanna date till I'm in college". Didn't even pay me the slightest of attention.
@@RavenLordOfficials rejection isn’t fun no matter how it’s done, I feel you man.
@@chillwave8809 it's cool, I'm glad I had a dentist appointment that day and had to be checked out of school cause it gave me the BLUES!!🤣
Never treat a woman like she’s the last one on this planet - my grandpa
Is your grandpa dead?
The og King
whitketchum Weird question to ask, don't you think? What if he is? What if he isn't?
whitketchum sadly :(
Wise man
The sad part is that there’re actually ppl like this...
Ok booomer
@@lardexdestroyerofbuffets6653 that doesn't even fit. you gotta be spicier than that..
If they call it a "fetish" it's all fine.
Yeah me
I know someone like this beside the money thing
Been trying forever to get him to dump but she lets him hit so...
This is actually soo MOTIVATING to work on myself for not being like this man
Exactly I think same
Same dude
You just haven’t met your true love 😔
You can't have a kind of serious relation this way,even If you like this behavoiur.
Relax
Hes just acting
More important than respecting others is respecting yourself .
Or should I say : you cannot respect others if you do not respect yourself.
You know by saying " you need to love urself" is a quote from the Bible of Satan, I hope most of you people realize that it's a twisted ideology to only care for yourself, is to why the term " focus or love urself" annoys me because of this reason, we have to love one another , not the toxic people , but I am sure you understand what I say.
@@RideLight777 it's nobody's problem but yours if you interpret "love yourself" as "only caring for yourself". Those two are not the same things.
@@someguy-hc8gi but it leads to that either way ....
@@RideLight777 idk what made you cynical like that but think what u want ig.
"We're taking things slow, right now she has a boyfriend"
I cringed so hard I tore a muscle...
You'll be surprised how common this shit is. Just people keep it a secret
yup. My oldest brother straight up being this way. He misses both college and jobs entirely. It's extremely upsetting, that in the end I chose not to care.
@@TheAmubis ?
@@extraterrestrialhorse9722 what are you questioning about ?
@@TheAmubis I think they want the deets.
He's not even a simp at this point, just a slave
Indeed
cuckoldry
These things aren’t mutually exclusive
A voluntary slave
Those are simps
I think better be a single than this tragedy
the thing is your still single as a simp but if youre just single it means you respect yourself
@@adidaniel2975 Exactly
You think it's better? You should KNOW it's better...
Bro the fact he got defensive towards the end. I really felt that. I used to simp for a chick not to this damn level though. I used to go out of my way to try and please and show her I loved and cared for her but she used me to get her social status back with family due to her preference. I look back now and tell myself I’m glad I grew a lot since then. Moral of the story don’t let no one use you no matter how much you like em.
The first step is admitting it
He protecc,
He atacc,
But most importantly,
He ain’t getting his money bacc.
And neither the girl
You are gonna be the next big rapper
Lmao😂😂
Needs more likes
@@BeastlyNerd yeah
This isn’t a joke...
This is a documentary
Noah really
People who support e girls / streamers in a nutshell. Giving her money to go put to dinner with her bf. Lolz
A day in the life of Idubbbz.
bruh
U even know who made "joke" ?
Shakespeare 😂😂
This is not a skit, this is a documentary 😂
It's just giving me the urge to train this guy to the gym or martial arts or whatever, and slap him for not respecting himself...
Come on guys, don't ever let your friends become that thing.
Don't slap him, he's making life better for that woman he likes.
What if all of his friends suddenly became simps at the same time?
@@afanoflafear the woman ia using him
@@abdirahmanidris290 Yes she is.
Its not martial arts that he needs, but a training from a psychologist alpha male 😂
@@Turanic1yeah, get those coaching videos inside him and he'll be an alpha with the right grindset in no time 💪
This hurts me because somewhere out in the world this is actually happening.
In liberal shitholes,yes.
We found the snowflake (Tasin Al-Hassan) everyone watch what you say. I think this person feels personally attracted because someone tried to make a funny skit but didn't know it was about this persons life. Hopefully one day you fill get a gf/bf many prayers sent your way.
@@joshhoehn bruh being a simp is sad
@@toniotrussardi8126 you know I was talk about the dipshit that's bringing politics into something that has nothing to do with politics right. I will take your word for it even though I never said they didn't exist or anything about them. I was talking about a moronic conservative dipshit.
@The CHONK I grew up that way too, except without friends as well. I yearned for a lot of things, and still do.
but it doesn't take a genius to figure out spending money and time on shot like that is wrong and plain dumb.
I mean, if I were to get into a relationship I'd be willing to give up almost anything for that person yea. but doing that shit for just some girl on the internet who's famous mostly for her looks ? no thanks
I mean I wont say anything's wrong if they just flirt a bit with that girl, or maybe donate a bit for her content and all. but they go way overboard, and that's what pisses me off.
edit: changed a small portion of what I wrote after re reading it. autocorrect messed it up, even though my msg should have been clear either way, just saying.
Being a simp, is essentially like going to a restaurant and paying to smell the food.
Mote like paying to see the menu.
More like paying for the ingredients for the restaurant, so other people can eat...
@@theedgydoggo1331 shit
Ouch
LOL
The fact that these people actually exist is so sad, and I was close to becoming that person for a whole class but they started treating me like a punching bag. Now it feels like I am in a war against all of them. I have no regrets
Simps make me sick.
Sorry for inducing 🤢 in you.
My wife's boyfriend doesn't even let me talk to my betrothed. But as long as she's happy I will be alright. Thanks for the inspiration, I have to get off the internet now Chad needs to use my computer.
Nathan Elder you’re so nice
LOL
😂😂
You were 3 seconds too long, Im beating your ass after you write this comment im making you type you fucking bitch - chad
You should feel lucky that you have a wife that too with her 'boyfriend'! Wait does that mean.... Nah I'm over thinking this.... you're like waaay to lucky you biaaatch!
PS: I can't believe I said this. 😅🤦♂
This a documentary, not a joke or a comedy sketch.
And here we see a simp in his natural habitat
It’s almost a real footage
Took my like off this comment. DON'T BREAK THE EQUILIBRIUM!!
777
This type of comment is being flung around so incessantly it doesn't even mean anything anymore.
The acting here is so clever, I could actually picture his single mother coming home from Friday night drinks on Sunday afternoon.
😂 single mum fault
Sad reality of some boys.
This is my reality and I'm happy to continue living this way.
@@afanoflafear good for you.
Sad???
@@afanoflafear 🤡
@@afanoflafearwho would choose such a life
Even though its fake. There are people like this in the world
Lol
@@deronetron8072 that lol was kind of sus.. you one of them??
@@jojorobino5312 do you know hat sus means
@@MANU-lg1nj hes saying that lol was sus and that I might be one of em. Ofc he/she knows since he/she are using it right u fu-
Yeah where the woman pays attention more to her simps than her boyfriend
So this is the life of a Twitch Moderator
Staff*
@André StikSalmon don't forget pokimane too
And Reddit, dudes thinking they've got fucking Putin power on there.
Went on a pichu stream called her bad and got banned less then 2 secs later i think I’ve found a new speed running category
yep
Toto video je největším motivátorem něco dělat s sebou, aby se nestát tak ubohým, jak je uvedeno v tomto videu. Za to fakt děkuju
Fr
Now I get what a Simp is. It’s the watered down version of a Masochist.
The scary part is that there's people like this that actually exists.
You aint lyin
@@VenomZyzz777 ?
@@thefool1086 He said that theuncanspan is right cuz there are people like this
I know I've seen them.
I highly doubt it.
This is Peter Parker and Mary Jane ...if Peter never got his powers .
...movie version Mary Jane?
Not really Mary Jane was not an ass hole too Peter
czcams.com/video/ipfBcKmRyG8/video.html
I made a reaction to this czcams.com/video/qALAYbQeU5w/video.html
I was looking for a peter parker comment.
It's horrifying that there are some people out there like this.
This unironically motivates me on what NOT to become
This looks like a documentary on a lot of the guys on twitch who are fans of a lot of the female streamers.
YES LMAO
The Protagonist THAT'S WHO IT REMINDS ME OF! I couldn't place my finger on it LOL
Let's not forget twitch staff they are the biggest simps ever
This is about the average reddit user
I still to this day do not understand why people watch that shit. Why would you spend hours and hours of your life watching some girl sitting around talking about dumb shit?
There's probably at least one guy like this in the world, and that disturbs me more than war, disease, famine and death ever could.
Charles Châtenay for President 1900 weak men are actually disturbing to find somebody actually this pathetic and weak
president of canada
IcedTea There are different types of weak people. This one just happens to be...the most mortifying.
I personally know 2 and a half, one isn't quite this bad...
Nah dats a bit too far g
"I will marry her one day."🤓
That Yoshi’s Island remix at the end of your videos always get me bopping, jamming, goofing, and gaffing. I hope these vids never get copyrighted!
This is the greatest piece of content I have ever seen.
I love your content from over the years, Keef. Thank you for all your hard work!
Oh man
Boi that's just normal
Boi dats just crazy
Ay Keef where’s the girl with the big ol tiddies?!
This guy looks like a crossover of mr bean and harry potter
Fuck, I can't unsee it
Ih god
Yea dude
Was about to say
This is too good
I have been a simp (lol not this bad) . I had a strong inferiority complex that i don't deserve to approach or be liked by a woman. So any kind of female attention i got, i considered it a huge favour from her. It really is sad how excruciatingly difficult it can be for some men to get into a genuine relationship. I found this video sad even though it's humorous.
Who needs a relationship? I'm happy to worship a woman I like for the rest of my life even though she has a partner.
@@afanoflafear💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@afanoflafeargng 💀💀💀
Simping is bad, u shouldn't simp, because it's not getting you nowhere.
I know they are acting and all, but it *hurts* to know that there are people like this somewhere in the world...
Guys who watch Female Twitch Streamers... SMH
@@nograviti2388 mmmmhmmmmmm
@@tmotw21022 i dunno man but that speech seems kinda gay to me
@@licensed_beheader hmmm what? Few if any of the famous female streamers on Twitch are actually good gamers.
Sad guys sub and watch their stuff to get off on them either in full bodypaint or in skimpy outfits.
Here's a revolutionary idea, how about going out in the real world and getting a real girlfriend. Instead of getting off watching a girl you will almost definately never meet??
@@nograviti2388 mhmmmmm as in yes mmmhhmmm for I agree with you what's with the rant was I supposed to disagree with you and I don't watch streamer krap it's for children what's your issue dude and I have a wife .
This is how villains like the joker are born.
Yo? wtf!!
@@geek8673 😂😂😂😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀
“this town deserves a better class of simps”
Nah joker has class
That insult to joker
it’s crazy how there is actually guys like this in real life..... 💔 being nice DOES NOT get you anywhere my bros (speaking from experience)!
His acting was so good it hurt me physically, mentally, and emotionally.
Damn, I didn't know whether to laugh or get sad
And holy hell man you are a really good actor.
Xemphron thank you((: one of the only things I pride myself on
Same tbh
And that girl too
Girl should improve ... Feel like she will laugh any moment and what was that slap?? Looked so fake... A real slap for a good video is worth it
definitely laugh
I imagine this is how e-girls' top donors look like.
klauseba more overweight
@@jensjensen9035 there we go, somtimes neckbeards too
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
Why are neck beards still a thing? I've never understood that. It's like the biggest beard fail ever
@@accountmoved8637 yeah I never understood why people kept them, it gives a nasty image for them, making the ppl look gross and dirty
This man needs some sigma grindset rehabilitation.
There really are guys like this with women who treat them just like this. I have seen very similar stuff like this in real life. It's quite sad.
This is basically female Twitch Streamers and their donators
Jaqen H'ghar true dat
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neekolul
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE LULW
Facts
I'm linking this video in to all the viewers of Pokimane's chat.
Yo that is messed up. That is pretty much a simp nest, that is where they breed and are born.
@@HypNoEnigma they don't breed lmao, they just convert boys who have irresponsible parents.
Jesus. Even the creators who collab with her tend to be simp-like sometimes. Imagine the fucking viewers.
You should link my video on simps too 🥴😂
@@HypNoEnigma lol
1:56 “eventually a girlfriend”
2:41 when she shouted “shut up” 😂😅😭
Zyzz is watching brahs, be strong, don’t simp… get to the grind
Simp grind? Don't mind if I do.
This makes me physically ill to think there are actually men in the world who do this
bruh same
True man. I wonder why men be that way...
@@luminocuratoria1335 to get a taste of that forbidden water
@@Sleepless420 Ehhhh
There aren't
I legitimately forgot that this was acting for a minute
Same
Ditto
Just1Eevee she almost laughed all the time
Then they were superb actors.
helps that the guy never went to the gym a day in his life
There are a lot of guys like this . My ex-gf had two of those minions. If we fought these guys would come and apologize on behalf of her.
I'm one of them man, me and two other guys have a friendly competition going on where we give a woman we like as much money as we can afford.
She'll have a house in no time!
@@afanoflafear stop this, unless you're joking
@@mrtrollnator123 Can't stop won't stop #simp4life #simpandproud
I just felt sad watching this
Tun Yan why Peter is happy
Tun Yan 669 likes Rn so I won’t like :(
@@RyanTheLeader Peter is missing out on healthy relationships and self actualization. He hasnt found happiness just submission and delusion.
@@ZZ-xi9dp yikes. "feminine energy" wut
not me He’s trying to say “Empathy is for cucks” in the most roundabout, pseudo-intellectual manner possible.
He's talking to a girl, he's one step ahead of me dammit
My heart feels like it got stabbed.
I’d rather not talk to a girl than be treated like this
^^^
F
Armor this isn’t talking King
The end goal of modern feminism. 😆😭
She should get an oscar for that acting
That narsacistic look was done so well when she said asked more money
I was a simp once, a long time ago. This hit me right in the pancreas.
Did u used to pay dinner for her dates with other guys ?!!!!!
@@hagrid4281 Good God no, it was never as bad as in the video.
I'm glad you're no longer one
Looooooosser
czcams.com/video/_paG_Irk_e4/video.html U
Harry Potter hasn't been himself since he left Hogwarts
I hope this isn't copied
@@sade4459 No.
I have many assignments to do and nearly no time. Could you please post yourself on r/rareinsults ?
Well I don't need to simp...half of Hogwarts simps over me...
LMAO
It’s sad cause there are people like this
I'm like him and couldn't be happier.
Who,s here after lakshay,s video 😂
Everything about this is disgusting. Its perfect. Everyone is so unlikable, her domineering and snarky personality, his psuedo-intellectual rationalizations for his position. Theres so much to unpack in this masterpiece. Thank you, I hate it.
Mac Matheson he was rude to the guy but also tolerates this unfair treatment towards him and acts as more of a bystander in this situation just my opinion tho
Bro my homie be doin this though. I cant fw him no more. He was up till 4am one night tellin me about this girl I couldnt getem to shut up. Ppl like this actually exist it's sad af tho.
Mac Matheson I never said the simp guy wasn’t a bitch just that the boyfriend isn’t necessarily helping him with anything and is more just standing around like nothings happening
Mac Matheson damn you right lemme call him up right now
How bout you just laugh like any other people
Man’s was laying his cards out like he was playing Yu-gi-oh
The Simp of the Cards
Damn I would never be a simp, I rather be into Trap (cards)
Swaggamuffin he got sent to the cuckold realm
Brah 😭😂😂😂
Made him assemble all five pieces of visa.
This is insanely true
I can't imagine but it's happening
It’s sad because it really happens
I know it's fake, but I actually felt horrible for his character
9_8 nah he chose to be like that just like real people in life choose to be like this it’s just sad lol
9_8
Don’t have sympathy for simps, they deserve what they get
If this is true and guys voluntarily do this then it is really sad
Savage Entertainment he has a mental illness. It’s sad because it’s to the point that he can’t control it.
Samuel knowing him, he’d welcome that.
Pokimane fans in a nutshell
Mokipane
Dokilane
Sokisane
Notitane
Qokigane
People pleasing is a recipe of failure. You can’t please everyone but you can please God and be pleased with yourself
ryan plays these roles so well
This is a joke, but keep in mind people like this exist
Unfortunate
Paguo true
exactly like my slut ex girlfriend loser bf
Me
🤫
There's a country named Chad, there's no country named Simp, that's all I'll say.
rhodokartillery aka afrika I want to like but u’re 69 likes :/
haha i liked now its 70
There's a lake mega Chad lol
Well theirs a country named after the n word tho.
@@squidwardcommunitycollege173 what n word do you mean negro?
Here after lakshay's video 😂
haan bhai
the sad truth and reality is there are people like this in real life it’s sad
"I hate simps"
-Albert Einstein
facts
ok simp
1945
"Don't trust the internet"
-Adolf Hifler
"Me too"
-Abraham Lincoln
This is honestly too convincing to be funny. It’s actually kind of upsetting.
Great acting ik
I know sadly
The acting is so accurate, I am just fucking retracting into my body in cringe.
Ye tbh your right
The person 6 comments above me is true
Every man needs to watch this
This is gold! But also super sad😮😂😅
Guess I'm super sad lol.
Piece of art right here! 😍
Ein bisschen spät
Your views are so little how the fuck do you have 119k????
@@CHANCEL3R actually, he has 10+ videos with more than one million views so, he's not sus. But these days a lot of small youtubers are using subbots. You can see so many in random reccomended youtube videos.
*_pure gold comedy._*
kskjdrj
Sometimes, my wife and her boyfriend let me sleep at the end of the bed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lucky u, I have to stay in the cupboard
Bosna. 🇧🇦
Denis Dz ❤️🇧🇦❤️
r/cursedcomment
How serial killers are made
How gentlemen are made** 😉
This is soo sad. I actually know a guy like this 🥲🤦♂️
Why the "🤦♂️"?
You treat her like a queen.
*She'll treat you like a peasant.*
Isn't that how monarchy works?
*Queen Elizabeth II wants to know your location*
@@markevans1225 well, yes but yes but no
i mean u are right in respect to the old days of monarchy
but wrong ethically
I’m 14 and this is deep
Treat her like a friend lmao
He looks like Mr bean and Harry Potter together
this is underrated lol
Whahahahaha
Bruh i said that too🤣
He looks like the dude with the glasses from Shaun of the dead
Lmaoooo
This video is the official Will Smith relationship instruction manual.
This breaks my heart i wanna cuddle him
Alternate Title:
Day in the life of Mordecai
He made the show pretty hard to watch 🤮
Andre Casimir which show?
@@dagoesquer2587 Regular Show
Andre Casimir he’s really not that bad
I take offense to this
I have never felt so bad for a fictional character in my entire life.
you know what's even "badder" ? it's not fictional
Shadi Abadi worse you mean
who says its fiction
why feel bad for someone like that thats what you get for being beta
Me too
i literally cant finish this video it physically hurts
A recovered simp usually become the most vehement incel.
This is what would’ve happened if Harry Potter didnt get accepted into hog warts
You're a simp Harry!
Daniel Eccleston *i’M a W h A t?!*
Harry Potter and The Fallen Timeline.
tjlnintendo LMAAAO
tjlnintendo that’s literally the cursed child
Hey he's met her in person. That's how you know it's a parody
Lol
ahahahaha omg
Underrated
Facts
The fact that some people live like this, or similar to it blows my mind, I would feel sorry for them if I did not find them disgusting.
What's crazy is that there's actually dudes like this who exist. I can't fathom being this type of dude
And females like this and males in relationships with them that allow other males to act like this
Fr ,i feel bad but I also hate that mentality
It’s gotta be a lie. I refuse to believe this, there’s no actual way there are people like this.
@@MotionX01
It's even worse
@THE NEWMAKER nope.
"White knighting"
"Getting cucked"
I cant breathe
@sREEshti "Shakesphere invented the word"
Zinoxe yup. thats what he said..
Zinoxe His empty fucking stare after hearing it
brilliant acting lmao
I feel honored to be the 1,300th like to this comment
They're not new words lol
WILL SMITH
This is honestly scarier than any horror film ever made
I feel disgusting after watching this, even while knowing it's an act.
@@marekkelin1181 bro r u serious?
@@marekkelin1181 you need help
@@marekkelin1181 Jesus can heal your heart bro
I cant stop laughing
@@marekkelin1181 I feel really bad for you