@@majickman THANNNK YOU for the explaination, just because somebody explains a joke to make it reasonable,does not necessarily kill the joke, if saw that one cartoon Bat-Man episode where the Joker gets mad at Harley for detailing the plot of her Piranna fish trap where the fish's natural frowns is viewed as smiling when Bat-Man is a bit tied up at the moment hanging upside down, the fish looks as if they are smiling czcams.com/video/diyfY5wFRO0/video.html
"We are the first Sontarans in history to capture a TARDIS!" I seem to recall a group of Sontarans invading Gallifrey. Compared to that, a TARDIS is basically just a ribbon with 'You Did Your Best!' scribbled on the side
@@alexlazebat839 and that group who was on Gallifrey wasn't on Gallifrey for very long and they didn't live very long, either. If the Sontarans actually feared death, they'd avoid any and everything Time Lord-related and leave Earth alone because they *know* that Earth is his favorite planet and trying to harm it is like trying to make The Doctor very, very angry.
@@Gonnjager it's also pretty apt since Tommy Zoom was fighting pollution and environmental stuff most of the time and this story in DW was all about the Sontaran's using cars to pollute the air to make the earth a place for new Sontarans to be grown
Well tbf he's had to deal with so many of the 3 worst species in all of doctor who; the Daleks, the Time Lords, and us humans. NTM he's likely one of, if not THE, oldest being in the doctor who universe and is more often than not the smartest bloke in the room
The devil himself absolutely did intimidate him and that's why I love that episode. The doctor was shaken in that episode, the beast challenged his beliefs in a way no other villain has, "before time." "But that's impossible." Just look at the doctor when he sees the black hole, when he's facing reality without the Tardis. That episode was just great.
@@Dann_Palkarr Best way to get the Sontarans talking though, even though they are all clones they value honor above all else so by insulting them they quite literally drop EVERYTHING to try and make the person/being retract that slight against them.
One of them eventually became a nurse and then a butler who isn't very good at telling the difference between guys and girls. I remember when he tried to breastfeed Amelia's baby.
This 2:07 got me as a kid. Luckily for any Doctor Who fan in the world, particularly the Americans, that cartoon the Doctor's watching after changes channel from the Sontarans' broadcast, is a late 2000s British pre-school cartoon from the BBC's CBeebies called Tommy Zoom.
Thank god, I've been looking for that show for a while now. I remeber watching back when this episode was released in 2009. Its strange to think that it has been that long.
I’ll never forget the first episode of season 4 and Rose turned to the camera after speaking with Donna. My heart beat hasn’t gone back to normal since
I was just watching clips of Twelve being dramatic and switching to this and seeing Ten sprint in yelling CHANGE OF PLAN highlights how hilariously different they are. Not that I don’t love both.
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo, I've got an ul-ti-matum for you! Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee, If-you value Earth, you'll listen to me! What will become of your precious blue ball, as noxious gas makes the humans fall? Where will you go when you need to go home, A dog chasing cars, can't find, a, bone, A dishonored timelord. Oompa :Loompa Doompadee Dah, You should fear us Doctor,Son-tar-Hah! We shall destroy your happiness too We are sontarans and that's what we Doompadee Doo!
Oh, please. The Doctor has been making jokes out of every enemy since his inception. Remember the Dalek that killed itself with mirrors? Remember Ace butchering one with a baseball bat (yes, a high-tech bat, but still a baseball bat)? Remember all of the times Cybermen were laid low by gold dust? Having the Doctor be flippant with them in an episode that required a major sacrifice to win is hardly the worst thing to happen to a Doctor Who enemy.
im not talking about the doctor making fun of them, I'm talking about the entire show making fun of them, sontarins used to be scary, now thanks to moffat, they are comedic relief
LateNightComms I'm sorry you feel that way. I never found them funny; the only funny part (besides their appearance, which was a commonality among Doctor Who enemies long before Moffat) was the Doctor's reactions to them. I don't see where they themselves have become comic relief when somebody had to kill himself just to stop them and the only casualties on the Sontaran side happened because the Sontaran's valued their battle honor before reason...which, again, predates Moffat being born, let alone taking over the show. In short, I don't see it. I truly am sorry that you do.
+Conrad Even though he's "The Doctor", doesn't he have an extremely high military rank on Gallifrey? I swear I even heard he might even be somehow associated with Gallifreyan Nobility.
loving dr who at the moment but tom baker and david tennant are my best drs! would love to see them back for the 50th anniversary next year! got a feeling though that the drs won't be together rather helping eachj other out! would love 2 see matt smith walk into the peter davison era tardis console!
@@syweb2 no, but they *did* manage to put both the Daleks *and* Time Lords in a cage that's literally called "the Eternity Cage". I guess it was punishment for not letting them enter the Time War.
True, Stor like all Sontarans back then, wasn't as interested in needlessly complicated plans and human pawns as Staal, now they've become even more dependent on their tech! they really shouldn't be so afraid to get their 3-fingered hands dirty!
The Sontarans were introduced in the 4-episode story The Time Warrior (1973),which is 1 of the UNIT stories and revealed the name of the Time Lords' home planet.
Late reply, but that's actually because of physics and the use of conventional explosives in space. To skip the long explanation, a bomb nuclear or otherwise would hit with only a fraction of it's actual force in space. Now if they were on planetside it might do something considering standard munitions were capable of dropping the Sontarans.
For all fans, if you could join any organization to save the planet, which would you pick? Unit? Torchwood? Or would you try and find the Doctor? Try and make your own team, find your own aline technology ? Or would you join Sarah Jane Smith?
I know this is from 14 years ago lol, but definitely Sarah jane smith, her show is for kids, meaning unlike all of the other groups, there's a very low chance of me dying. Besides, Sarah Jane is awesome!
@YorickMesch Those events may not have occured except in the Doctor's memory due to changes in history. Of course those Sontarans may not have reported their efforts to the other Sontarans.
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Hahaha... I know! Imagine if we had people like that in the UN! Actually, I think it'd work, because as far as I'm concerned, The Doctor's an amazing diplomat, if a little abrasive at times.
i think she popped up because it was building up to her returning at the end of series 4.i think she was trying to get the doctor's attention(even though he wasnt) and i think he was gonna warn him or something like that......i am sorry if im wrong
i dunno y she popped up but i think its something to do with the end of series 4 as she returned for it,i think it was her trying to get the attention of the doctor(even though he wasnt there) and warn him.............this is what i think sorry if im wrong
love how whenever the doctor meets a rutan or a sontaran he proclaims that the side he is speaking to is losing.
Mutual destruction? It's not unheard of. *Cough*
I hadn't noticed that.
Exactly, the only way to win is not to play.
What do Rutans look like?
@@stephenbyrne2170 I've wondered that, too.
They look like potatos and they're fighting Rutans, which kind of sounds like Rutabaga.
They're literally potatoes locked in a war against turnips.
The Veggie War
Name checks out.
Well the rutans actually look like jellyfish
The Doctor met a Rutan once at a lighthouse.
That Reminds me We Need another Rutan Episode
"I'm really glad you didn't say "belittle" because then I'd have a field day." Tennant was just so good at that sort of brutal sarcasm.
Tbh still don't get that joke...
@@LordMentor They're short.
@@majickman THANNNK YOU for the explaination, just because somebody explains a joke to make it reasonable,does not necessarily kill the joke, if saw that one cartoon Bat-Man episode where the Joker gets mad at Harley for detailing the plot of her Piranna fish trap where the fish's natural frowns is viewed as smiling when Bat-Man is a bit tied up at the moment hanging upside down, the fish looks as if they are smiling czcams.com/video/diyfY5wFRO0/video.html
Tennant*
@@oldguyjohnretrolifestyle9281 love that episode
"We are the first Sontarans in history to capture a TARDIS!"
I seem to recall a group of Sontarans invading Gallifrey. Compared to that, a TARDIS is basically just a ribbon with 'You Did Your Best!' scribbled on the side
Ten, get out of the comments section!
well technically the did have a time machine before the Doctor blew it up the two doctors
Meanwhile if the TARDIS was able to speak. "They only kidnap me to get to him. It's always to get to him."
Perhaps that episode takes place in their future?
@@alexlazebat839 and that group who was on Gallifrey wasn't on Gallifrey for very long and they didn't live very long, either. If the Sontarans actually feared death, they'd avoid any and everything Time Lord-related and leave Earth alone because they *know* that Earth is his favorite planet and trying to harm it is like trying to make The Doctor very, very angry.
Sontarans: SONTAR HA SONTAR HA SONTAR HA
the doctor: give me a break! switches to a cartoon,
switches back a few seconds later "finished?"
I know what that cartoon is, it was a kids cartoon called "Tommy zoom" I used to watch it
@@Gonnjager it's also pretty apt since Tommy Zoom was fighting pollution and environmental stuff most of the time and this story in DW was all about the Sontaran's using cars to pollute the air to make the earth a place for new Sontarans to be grown
yes that is a narration of what happened in the video we all watched
Yes that is what happened, thank you for quoting it
Doctor: "If only we could communicate, you and I..."
Sontaran: *"All you have communicated, is your distress, Doctor."*
🤣🤣🤣
I love how little the Doctor respects his enemies. Even the Devil himself isn't enough to intimidate him.
Well tbf he's had to deal with so many of the 3 worst species in all of doctor who; the Daleks, the Time Lords, and us humans. NTM he's likely one of, if not THE, oldest being in the doctor who universe and is more often than not the smartest bloke in the room
The devil himself absolutely did intimidate him and that's why I love that episode. The doctor was shaken in that episode, the beast challenged his beliefs in a way no other villain has, "before time." "But that's impossible." Just look at the doctor when he sees the black hole, when he's facing reality without the Tardis. That episode was just great.
0:55 "Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh loving the diplomacy thanks" - Straight after being told he's not allowed to speak on behalf of the earth. Shots fired.
Doctor: Since when did you lot become cowards?
Stall: HOW... DARE YOU?!!!
General: Oh, that's diplomacy?
@@Dann_Palkarr Best way to get the Sontarans talking though, even though they are all clones they value honor above all else so by insulting them they quite literally drop EVERYTHING to try and make the person/being retract that slight against them.
"Aaaaah, the war's not going so well, then! Losing, are we?" XD
Insert yoda voice
MegaFafnir that was great line
Classic david Tennant quote
The Sixth Doctor made a similar comment to Grand Marshal Stike when he threatened Jamie in "The Two Doctors".
Touched a nerve there, didn't he?
oh the old days when the sontarans were villains, good times
The Punisher there's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. :)
+Andy Jones
It's a family show. You wouldn't say Star Wars is a kids movie just because kids like it.
One of them eventually became a nurse and then a butler who isn't very good at telling the difference between guys and girls. I remember when he tried to breastfeed Amelia's baby.
Shut up girl, and you will live to be destroyed in battle by Strax
Sontarans still are....Strax is just different
" there like trolls "
Really I thought they look more like Potatoes in blue armor
Abbie Anna they are like
Adeptus Astumpes.
To me they look like overcooked hotdogs in blue armor and I'm curious as to what they taste like.
More like a Humpty Dumpty type of appearance with them.
*_they're_*
"Finished?" I love how he just kills their pep chant 😂😂😂
I love it when we he talks with his companions during a conversation with someone else
They really can’t write like this anymore. Always my favourite scenes when the doctor talks to companions via cameras whilst waffling
Hmm... a militant civilisation with spherical helmets that is leaving a planet with no air to breath.
OMG, Spaceballs!
Oh S###. There goes the planet.
They've gone to plaid!
If you're living in a bubble and you haven't got a care,
Well you're gonna be in trouble 'cause we're gonna steal your air!
Keep firing @$$holes!
I wonder if the Sontarans have air that's canned in Druidia?
"Madame vastra wanted me to ask if you wanted any grenades?" "Why would I need grenades?" She may have said help"
Because grenades are helping
Donna: "But What do I do?"
CZcams: Next Video: "Don't Blink."
"You could blast this planet out of the sky,yet you're sitting up above watching it die" Sheer poetry,lol
I love how he ignores the sontarans he turns on tommy zoom
CarnGaming OMG TOMMY ZOOM
I loved that show, forgot the name
I think this is where the wand company got the idea for the sonic screwdriver universal remote
Used to love that show
This 2:07 got me as a kid. Luckily for any Doctor Who fan in the world, particularly the Americans, that cartoon the Doctor's watching after changes channel from the Sontarans' broadcast, is a late 2000s British pre-school cartoon from the BBC's CBeebies called Tommy Zoom.
Thank god, I've been looking for that show for a while now. I remeber watching back when this episode was released in 2009. Its strange to think that it has been that long.
i can tell everybody was hyped at the time this was released and rose's face showed up.
I’ll never forget the first episode of season 4 and Rose turned to the camera after speaking with Donna. My heart beat hasn’t gone back to normal since
Poor Donna - everything and everyone depended on her at that moment!
The Doctor's response to the "Sontar-Ha" Haka! Understandable...LOL
God I miss these scenes where the Doctor would indirectly talk to his companion through a camera etc I miss this. CANT WAIT FOR 60th.
I still like how the screen showed Rose for a second
That was soo cool
thought i was the only one who noticed
2:06 the doctor gets so board that he changes the channel to watch Tommy Zoom
I was just watching clips of Twelve being dramatic and switching to this and seeing Ten sprint in yelling CHANGE OF PLAN highlights how hilariously different they are. Not that I don’t love both.
The girl changing rooms: “ugh I hate P.E”
The boys changing rooms: 1:57
*SONTAR-HA! SONTAR-HA!*
Meatballs for life We all knew what the time stamp would be before we even clicked! 🤣
Did I miss something?
okay, this one’s funny.
Me and the boys about to go to war
Oh god theyre like trolls. My lungs were destroyed
😂😂😂
*tells Colonel Mace off for insulting the Sontarans*
*starts tearing them apart two seconds later*
Because he's the Doctor :-D
He can make comments like that because he knows them better than UNIT does.
Anyone else kind of annoyed that human authorities are always completely helpless without the Doctor?
It is realistic tho, i mean. Do you think trump would know what to do? He would most likely just bom them. (Sorry for my bad English btw)
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e He's the commander in chief of the armed forces and Trump has bombed places without permission before.
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e
You're using something that you hate. Congrats
It's shown in Turn Left that the Doctor doesn't have to be there to protect the Earth. He's just better at it.
There is Malcolm.
3:17 I know they're meant to the threatening, but doesn't anyone else just have "Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo" running through their head?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo, I've got an ul-ti-matum for you!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee, If-you value Earth, you'll listen to me!
What will become of your precious blue ball, as noxious gas makes the humans fall?
Where will you go when you need to go home, A dog chasing cars, can't find, a, bone,
A dishonored timelord.
Oompa :Loompa Doompadee Dah,
You should fear us Doctor,Son-tar-Hah!
We shall destroy your happiness too
We are sontarans and that's what we Doompadee Doo!
TheAllKnowingTribute More like "Oompa Loompa Doompadee _DIE!_"
Ah creative thinking, and I would use it, but, I'm keeping it line for line with the original lyrics.
TheAllKnowingTribute You are my spirit animal......!
Sontarans, one the more hilarious villains in doctor who.
And yet Russel T Davies managed to make an amazing two part episode out if it. More than I can say for the last 2 seasons.
@@ky5666 we don't speak of the last 2 series but this was a fun 2 parter
It always kills me how offended Staal gets when The Doctor asked , when did you guys become cowards? “HOW DARE YOU!?” 😂
AAANNND thanks to Little Miss Moffat, these guys have gone from a threat.. to a joke
Oh, please. The Doctor has been making jokes out of every enemy since his inception. Remember the Dalek that killed itself with mirrors? Remember Ace butchering one with a baseball bat (yes, a high-tech bat, but still a baseball bat)? Remember all of the times Cybermen were laid low by gold dust?
Having the Doctor be flippant with them in an episode that required a major sacrifice to win is hardly the worst thing to happen to a Doctor Who enemy.
im not talking about the doctor making fun of them, I'm talking about the entire show making fun of them, sontarins used to be scary, now thanks to moffat, they are comedic relief
LateNightComms I'm sorry you feel that way. I never found them funny; the only funny part (besides their appearance, which was a commonality among Doctor Who enemies long before Moffat) was the Doctor's reactions to them. I don't see where they themselves have become comic relief when somebody had to kill himself just to stop them and the only casualties on the Sontaran side happened because the Sontaran's valued their battle honor before reason...which, again, predates Moffat being born, let alone taking over the show.
In short, I don't see it. I truly am sorry that you do.
at least moffat never made a human dalek that had dicks on it's face,
dominoesandtin Nope, instead Moffat had people with dalek eyestalks inside their heads that stuck out of their foreheads when threatened.
2:02 the official moment the thunder clap was born
_“Staal, you could blast this planet right out of the sky, yet you're sitting up above, watching it die!”_
Anyone remember this being on TV Burp?
0:46
hiya rose
Yes why is she there?
hinting her reappearance at the end of series 4
@@jabbaryu5399 foreshadowing at its lowest
Jabba Ryu Spoilers, sweetie.
@@arjunaaustin1098 Nah.
WHAT IF THE DOCTOR DOESNT LIKE SALUTES BECAUSE IT REMINDS HIM OF THE TIMEWAR
No need to shout.
gary coleman I think it's highly impossible to shout via text- Shouting is done by using vocal chords, text does not have vocal chords.
TashieMS All caps is widely recognized on the internet as the text equivalent of shouting. So no, it's not impossible.
+Conrad
Even though he's "The Doctor", doesn't he have an extremely high military rank on Gallifrey? I swear I even heard he might even be somehow associated with Gallifreyan Nobility.
+Joshua Fogg Well he is the president...
loving dr who at the moment but tom baker and david tennant are my best drs! would love to see them back for the 50th anniversary next year! got a feeling though that the drs won't be together rather helping eachj other out! would love 2 see matt smith walk into the peter davison era tardis console!
1:04 HOW VERY DARE YOU!
Daniel J. A. Opolot When someone says they hate Doctor Who
Firrst Sontarans to capture a Tardis.
Well, apart from the ones who captured Gallifrey. :-)
Wait, that happened?
@@syweb2 no, but they *did* manage to put both the Daleks *and* Time Lords in a cage that's literally called "the Eternity Cage". I guess it was punishment for not letting them enter the Time War.
@@DoctorWhoKage still, technically they captured not just one TARDIS.
I love how you put in the title sontarans chatting to the doctor even tho it’s literally just one chatting with him
0:35 "you're not authorized to speak on behalf of the Earth"
*Kate Stewart:* "bet"
The fact that the sontarans are losing to flying electric squid
I love 2:06 XD I also watched that when I was little.
trolls? more like potato spuds
this design is so much better than the new one
anyone else feel its messed up that after 50000 years of fighting the only thing left to gain is victory.
True, Stor like all Sontarans back then, wasn't as interested in needlessly complicated plans and human pawns as Staal, now they've become even more dependent on their tech! they really shouldn't be so afraid to get their 3-fingered hands dirty!
It's funny how he laughs at them like their nothing and then takes the Mick out of them coz their losing the war
Did anyone else see rose when Donna looked at the screen?
JAMEZ.sinx I’ve never noticed that before
Daleks: Exterminate!
Cybermen: Delete!
The Master: You will obey me!
Sontarans: Sontar Ha!
For the first two, run. The third, never obey. The last one, please.
Correction: The Master only says, "you will obey me" after telling the person he's trying to hypnotize to look deeply into his eyes.
Doctor: interesting thing about a phone box. It contains a phone
Donna: *pulls out her own phone and panics*
His negotiating skills leave much to be desired.
2:07 lolled so hard!
Getting some major Stellaris vibes from this
2:06 "Tommy Zoom"
That subtle Rose Tyler easter egg...
HOW DARE YOU!
DOCTOR YOU INFUMED MY HONOUR!
Supreme fighting force of the Galaxy, knocked out by a tiny blow to the back of the head.
Skipping the New Zealand Rugby Match preparation! LOL
The Sontarans were introduced in the 4-episode story The Time Warrior (1973),which is 1 of the UNIT stories and revealed the name of the Time Lords' home planet.
Sontarans vs Guardsmen of the Imperium Of Man!
*giggle fit*
0:32 "Just once I would like to face an alien threat that ISN'T impervious to bullets."
Late reply, but that's actually because of physics and the use of conventional explosives in space. To skip the long explanation, a bomb nuclear or otherwise would hit with only a fraction of it's actual force in space. Now if they were on planetside it might do something considering standard munitions were capable of dropping the Sontarans.
@@Haloister I was quoting the Brigadier from the old Doctor Who series.
How.... DARE YOU SIR!! 🥔
2:05 😂😂😂
I love that The Doctor just gets bored of The Sontarans
They actually used DefCon correctly! OMG!
belittle and a field day XD
Yoooo that TV show he put on
I remember that shit man
She was trying to contact the Doctor to warn him about the Stars going out.
Ahhhh Ilove strax which is why I came :) 😂
HOW DARE YOU!
DOCTOR YOU'VE INFUMED MY HONOUR!
For all fans, if you could join any organization to save the planet, which would you pick? Unit? Torchwood? Or would you try and find the Doctor? Try and make your own team, find your own aline technology ? Or would you join Sarah Jane Smith?
I know this is from 14 years ago lol, but definitely Sarah jane smith, her show is for kids, meaning unlike all of the other groups, there's a very low chance of me dying. Besides, Sarah Jane is awesome!
What’s the application process to become cyber controller?
i agree! we need a troughton cross pertwee cross baker for 11th doctor!
11 years ago Jesus Christ
Too bad that Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart missed seeing a Sontaran when UNIT was investigating the disappearance of scientists.
No honner in that. He is right there
in Enemy of the Bane at the scene where Kaagh chases Luke its sounds like Klingons are singing.
Dave Hedgehog as a sontaran!
0:18 *Captain* Miriam *Price* sir
"Sergeant Sponge Mactavish" -Missed opportunity, Doctor
???
Captain Miriam Price replacing Captain John Price. Sergeant Sponge Mactavish replacing Sergeant Soap Mactavish >.>
@@samb5065 Who's Captain John Price? Who's Sergeant Soap Mactavish?
The only Sergeant I know is Sergeant Pepper (and his Lonely Hearts Club Band).
Call of Duty Modern Warfare lol
@@samb5065 What's that?
@YorickMesch
Those events may not have occured except in the Doctor's memory due to changes in history. Of course those Sontarans may not have reported their efforts to the other Sontarans.
This is no victory
YOU HAVENT EVEN GOT A NUMBAAAH
"Is that a reference to my height?"
It wasn't actually on it but someone made it on youtube.
Aliens rant as usual about war, extermination, upgrade! Ect. Doctor: Borrring! Let's watch cartoons!
What did the doctor channel change to?
Damn over 10 years ago
Thats fine. I can understand.
We represent the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild! We represent the lollypop guuuuuuild! We wish to welcome you to munchkin land!
Doctor be watching Tommy Zoom
Hahaha... I know! Imagine if we had people like that in the UN! Actually, I think it'd work, because as far as I'm concerned, The Doctor's an amazing diplomat, if a little abrasive at times.
i think she popped up because it was building up to her returning at the end of series 4.i think she was trying to get the doctor's attention(even though he wasnt) and i think he was gonna warn him or something like that......i am sorry if im wrong
The Next Doctor Who David Tennant
thats fine, I said no one would be judged.
Not trolls just young me in a mask... For the emperor
First Sontarans to capture a Tradis? Those in 'The Invasion of Time' were first. Or was that in the future?
1:04 “HOW, DARE YOU!”
😂😂😂
i dunno y she popped up but i think its something to do with the end of series 4 as she returned for it,i think it was her trying to get the attention of the doctor(even though he wasnt there) and warn him.............this is what i think sorry if im wrong
You know, they really do look like super angry potatoes...