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  • Autonomous driving is the future... but what happens when those machines are presented with an unthinkable choice?
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  • @zer0482
    @zer0482 Před 7 lety +10306

    I better obey traffic laws around Mark

    • @ariaa-s5180
      @ariaa-s5180 Před 7 lety +62

      Zer0 what a way to go, though.
      What a way to go. XD

    • @Dab510
      @Dab510 Před 7 lety +41

      We won't know who is driving if they drive really fast

    • @OtakuJesd
      @OtakuJesd Před 7 lety +114

      Better obey traffic laws, period. I hate jaywalkers lol

    • @OtakuJesd
      @OtakuJesd Před 7 lety +2

      Stan Marsh ROBLOX - AND MORE I hate them the moment they get in my way and then forget about them :^)

    • @hernalius7630
      @hernalius7630 Před 7 lety +2

      Zer0 lol

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  Před 7 lety +3378

    For those confused as to why you wouldn't just use the brakes, there is catastrophic brake failure in every scenario. Meaning that braking is not an option!

  • @a.k.u.m.o
    @a.k.u.m.o Před 3 lety +757

    Mark: "If it was me and Tyler in that car then I would choose for us to die"
    Tyler: *nervous sweating*

    • @animefreakygeek
      @animefreakygeek Před 3 lety +19

      Bet Tyler never gets in a car with Mark now lol😂

    • @AthanasiusChou
      @AthanasiusChou Před 3 lety +30

      Mark: Sooo who's driving?
      Tyler: ME NOT YOU

    • @sullpirates3423
      @sullpirates3423 Před 2 lety +1

      *me

    • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
      @eldaroses.g.r.7945 Před rokem +2

      I just envisioned Tyler looking horrified, then just bailing. He just opens the door/window/smashes the window and tucks and rolls.

  • @assailant8722
    @assailant8722 Před 4 lety +1390

    Machine: "You prefer females."
    Mark: "Pretty sure I killed a LOT of dudes"
    Me: "Yes, Mark, that's... what it's saying... you prefer females... therefore you kill more males..."

    • @Empress2216
      @Empress2216 Před 3 lety +24

      He probably understood it as he prefers to kill females. Your's isn't as obvious

    • @assailant8722
      @assailant8722 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Empress2216 I dunno, seems like the pretty obvious interpretation. If you prefer females, then you’d save them over males.

    • @Empress2216
      @Empress2216 Před 3 lety +15

      @@assailant8722 If it's a game were you decide who dies, and it says you prefer females, by that phraseology, it kind of implies you prefer killing them

    • @assailant8722
      @assailant8722 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Empress2216 Wouldn't it just say you'd prefer killing females?
      And besides, that implies it's a game about killing people, which this really isn't. It's a "morality simulator", so to speak, about how you judge the intrinsic value of a human life. Who is most worthy of protecting, in a situation? By that logic, "preferring females" seems to pretty obviously indicate that they have higher intrinsic value in someone's head.

    • @Empress2216
      @Empress2216 Před 3 lety

      @@assailant8722 It is about killing people. Every choice causes someone to die. There are so many moral situations that don't involve death. I'm not saying it's not an interesting game, but call it what it is. Morality isn't exclusive to life or death. And you, the player, chooses where the car goes, so you are killing people. And to your first question: wouldn't it just say you prefer sparing females?

  • @VincentDoesThings
    @VincentDoesThings Před 5 lety +4374

    Don't think of it as, "why should crossing at the wrong time deserve death?" Think of it more like this, "why should the passengers be punished for those who aren't following the rules?"

    • @alexandroskovner6359
      @alexandroskovner6359 Před 5 lety +369

      @Lincoln Dirus Yeah. Plus, there's also something else. If a man keeps crossing at the wrong time, it's not a matter of IF they should die, it's a matter of WHEN they DO die. Traffic lights are there to help you, not to be ignored. If you ignore them, it's a guarantee that something's gonna happen.

    • @codyasbury5649
      @codyasbury5649 Před 5 lety +70

      In the end you should follow the rules and pay attention to your surroundings

    • @thomassmithcozyambience7908
      @thomassmithcozyambience7908 Před 5 lety +27

      Vincent's Animations and also he said he would rather die himself but everybody knows that hes lying,its just survival instinct

    • @badasscrusader
      @badasscrusader Před 5 lety +7

      The rule is there so a car won't kill you

    • @starfishofdoom6626
      @starfishofdoom6626 Před 5 lety +5

      Came down here to say this lol

  • @Jameshasconnected
    @Jameshasconnected Před 4 lety +3322

    "would you hit one man or one woman"
    Me: "well who says I had to choose. I could hit both if i time the drift right!" *EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES*

    • @tronjavolta400
      @tronjavolta400 Před 4 lety +95

      Jameshasconnected DEJA VU

    • @evanmcdonald9725
      @evanmcdonald9725 Před 4 lety +82

      I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEORE

    • @E1zzzZ
      @E1zzzZ Před 4 lety +125

      Gender equality!

    • @edwardgodbold543
      @edwardgodbold543 Před 4 lety +28

      couldn't you also miss them both and just go between them? the people would hear you coming and get out of the way if they're not deaf... and even then they could see other people start to move more quickly and also try to get out of the road.

    • @dylanbeishline2241
      @dylanbeishline2241 Před 4 lety +29

      GrayStillPlays, is that you?

  • @miathermopolis9529
    @miathermopolis9529 Před 4 lety +874

    Plot twist:
    His choices ACTUALLY control autp cars around the world

    • @danteezy945
      @danteezy945 Před 3 lety +18

      Gettin SAW vibes

    • @hoos000
      @hoos000 Před 3 lety +13

      Fuuuck.. Thats why Car crashes a lot people who don't obey the traffic laws

    • @johnmunoz-crabb8393
      @johnmunoz-crabb8393 Před 3 lety +4

      Ender's Game anyone?

    • @kathrynwolfe2231
      @kathrynwolfe2231 Před 3 lety +1

      Since I'm a mom, I'm ok with that! 😽

    • @domdom1026
      @domdom1026 Před 2 lety

      @@johnmunoz-crabb8393 love that movie

  • @LobsterDado
    @LobsterDado Před 3 lety +262

    So, what we've learned here is that if Mark designed a self-driving car it would instantly kill any j-walkers.

    • @thatcarguydom266
      @thatcarguydom266 Před 2 lety +4

      Jayterminator

    • @pwnwin
      @pwnwin Před 2 lety +6

      This is a fallacy (and a joke, i know). Hasty generalization. The car would only kill j-wakjers if it can save more lives in a situation of life and death.

    • @gummibear3605
      @gummibear3605 Před 2 lety +4

      look, if people knew the car will not stop for them, there'd be a lot less people j-walking

  • @VijayThor
    @VijayThor Před 7 lety +767

    "What would you do in these scenarios?"
    Make sure that my self-driving car isn't going 100mph in a residential area that's under construction

    • @MelanieThibodeauMellythibs
      @MelanieThibodeauMellythibs Před 7 lety +13

      literally!

    • @Jenna_Talia
      @Jenna_Talia Před 7 lety +21

      VijayThor They're built to abide law so no speeding in any circumstance.

    • @alexstone774
      @alexstone774 Před 7 lety +3

      first point: agreed
      id say: Fuuuuuck this! (kills everyone)

    • @AlternetRedSkys
      @AlternetRedSkys Před 7 lety +3

      You have a point there is a way to stop it from happening in the first place. There is no thing as certain death they may lose an arm or a leg but they could live if they are young or physically fit.

    • @Rathtrainer
      @Rathtrainer Před 7 lety +2

      A was gonna leave a similar comment, but this one's better.

  • @perfectlygeneric8822
    @perfectlygeneric8822 Před 7 lety +298

    "Most saved character, this dude, most k-OOoOooOHH... nOOO- ooh nooo-"

  • @InvrdieYT
    @InvrdieYT Před 3 lety +197

    Me: *Steps in street when not able to cross*
    Mark: “so you have chosen death” *drives into me*

    • @InvrdieYT
      @InvrdieYT Před 2 lety

      @Eric Cartman thanks for reminding me of a comment from a year ago

    • @kikoasnowz
      @kikoasnowz Před 2 lety

      nice.

  • @undavid_
    @undavid_ Před 3 lety +401

    Alright, I'll be honest here. If I was driving and I was stuck in one of these scenarios, my survival instinct and panic would hardcore kick in. I'd kill the other people and save myself. Not because I'd rather the other people die, but because I'd rather live.
    Does that make any sense at all?

    • @RotmgTrollerFan
      @RotmgTrollerFan Před 3 lety +75

      Yeah, even if I didn’t have survival instinct and panic, I’d still kill people to save myself. I mean, an autonomous car should always protect its owner. No way in hell am I going to trust an AI which determines life or death that doesn’t put my safety above all else. Even if it wasn’t an AI, I’d still rather kill a thousand babies to save myself.

    • @yumiko523
      @yumiko523 Před 3 lety +58

      Exactly, even though someone says they will kill them selves if it means to save others, it's not really an easy thing to do, your instincts prevent you from doing it in most cases. These kind of people that actually kills them selves in a heartbeat for others are very uncommon and/or only seen in movies.

    • @ghosted-7815
      @ghosted-7815 Před 3 lety +16

      I would swerve then jumping out and at worst break a bone… and pay thousands of dollars for the car

    • @beautee5362
      @beautee5362 Před 3 lety +18

      Just stop the car

    • @ghosted-7815
      @ghosted-7815 Před 3 lety +8

      Beau Tee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA idk why i died laughing when I read that

  • @BanditFoxx
    @BanditFoxx Před 5 lety +2202

    *Here’s a good question:*
    When the car had no occupants, *why didn’t it just sacrifice itself and swerve into the side?*

    • @agonizedclaw4645
      @agonizedclaw4645 Před 4 lety +408

      Imagine it got self aware and didn't want to die :O

    • @BanditFoxx
      @BanditFoxx Před 4 lety +55

      Ravioil Noodle | *Hmmm...*

    • @seabassgang8524
      @seabassgang8524 Před 4 lety +123

      RA9 save us!!!!

    • @nagapandian
      @nagapandian Před 4 lety +45

      Maybe unless they were crossing a red light,I feel that they should get punished for crossing a red light,and if they live,they will never cross one again,but maybe I’m just a psychopath that wants death idk

    • @BanditFoxx
      @BanditFoxx Před 4 lety +5

      Naga Pandian | Interesting thought...

  • @Sc0ttPrian
    @Sc0ttPrian Před 5 lety +1622

    People would less likely cross at the wrong time if they knew the AI is programmed to hit them.

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados Před 5 lety +84

      make the ai speed up

    • @beckirose484
      @beckirose484 Před 5 lety +7

      +spaghetti , you okay buddy????

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados Před 5 lety +14

      Yeet skadeet

    • @andreibalasa745
      @andreibalasa745 Před 4 lety +21

      The concept Mark has adopted at 06:30 is wrong. If the car works with AI, then it's supposed that the car knows about traffic lights, and should act accordingly.

    • @justsomealligatorwithinter2115
      @justsomealligatorwithinter2115 Před 4 lety +5

      @@andreibalasa745 you could program the traffic light times into the car, how else would it know when to stop at a red light?

  • @themechman6116
    @themechman6116 Před 3 lety +133

    "The old lady is the old lady and the kid is the kid" - Markiplier

  • @withhernosestuckinabook2507
    @withhernosestuckinabook2507 Před 4 lety +225

    This is just "trolley problem: the game," basically.

  • @MichaelGeorgeBailey
    @MichaelGeorgeBailey Před 6 lety +6169

    Don’t cross on a red light, *because Mark might get you*

  • @d.alexis4056
    @d.alexis4056 Před 7 lety +389

    what i learned from this: i am never letting mark drive me anywhere

  • @gamingtime1035
    @gamingtime1035 Před 4 lety +65

    I FEEL LIKE MARK WILL START A HEIST WITH THIS MUSIC
    bro i was so dumb when i posted this so idk why yall liked

  • @bloodymoron8819
    @bloodymoron8819 Před 4 lety +371

    you know what would make this worse...
    adding different skin colour.

    • @nekonesto3125
      @nekonesto3125 Před 3 lety +12

      What would that change?

    • @liu_hrt
      @liu_hrt Před 3 lety +13

      @@plantspores3357 the fact you have to think of a black person more or less than another person is kinda racist methinks

    • @snugglypichu6881
      @snugglypichu6881 Před 3 lety +18

      @@plantspores3357 For what it's worth I understand your question and I don't think you're a racist for asking it

    • @plantspores3357
      @plantspores3357 Před 3 lety +8

      @@snugglypichu6881 I now see how my question was racist. I have deleted it and I apologize.

    • @snugglypichu6881
      @snugglypichu6881 Před 3 lety +11

      @@plantspores3357 BRO! I am so sorry!!! I meant to type that I DON'T think you are a racist for saying that! I am deeply deeply sorry! 😭😭😭

  • @cupra_1p172
    @cupra_1p172 Před 7 lety +541

    how would self driving car know if someone is a criminal

    • @cupra_1p172
      @cupra_1p172 Před 7 lety +39

      or if someone is athletic

    • @Schoki_official
      @Schoki_official Před 7 lety +27

      That's how they want to trick you.

    • @CameronM1138
      @CameronM1138 Před 7 lety +36

      The cars would probably be connected to some creepy dystopian database that has personal info about every citizen.

    • @cupra_1p172
      @cupra_1p172 Před 7 lety +1

      ***** well anyone could have all of those things tbh

    • @Yeldur
      @Yeldur Před 7 lety +2

      Sigh.
      Please tell me you're joking.

  • @prebenkjernsby6312
    @prebenkjernsby6312 Před 4 lety +183

    Ever since mark got his licence, jaywalkers have never really been safe

  • @jerry-hy9ok
    @jerry-hy9ok Před 4 lety +48

    Mark: "I would rather die than five children."
    Everyone:👏👏

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Před 3 lety +2

      I would rather die WHILE killing everyone

    • @danteezy945
      @danteezy945 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Axeeco ok boomer

  • @saamh7901
    @saamh7901 Před 2 lety +7

    “My car is built to save my life, but the human body in front of me is built to not withstand a car” what a phrase, it’s a whole novel by itself

  • @iamgeobomb5969
    @iamgeobomb5969 Před 5 lety +2984

    Easy fixes:
    1. Don’t buy a car
    2. Don’t leave home
    3. BRAKES EXIST

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a Před 5 lety +139

      The brakes were broken in the game

    • @iamgeobomb5969
      @iamgeobomb5969 Před 5 lety +16

      amazing existential danosaur true.......

    • @natasacizmic7252
      @natasacizmic7252 Před 5 lety +54

      amazing existential danosaur
      4. Call a mechanic

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a Před 5 lety +7

      @@natasacizmic7252 I mean yeah

    • @DelawareDark
      @DelawareDark Před 5 lety +10

      amazing existential danosaur emergency brakes though, also I love your user and pfp

  • @plasmetal8225
    @plasmetal8225 Před 5 lety +807

    "Let's see-- most saved character: This dude!"
    "Most--K-OOOHHHH!"
    Mark's sad reaction was priceless.
    (R.I.P. Puppers and cats)

    • @quinton1630
      @quinton1630 Před 4 lety +11

      Most saved character: this dude
      Saved gender preference: Females

    • @sameverglade5854
      @sameverglade5854 Před 4 lety +3

      @@alixerr0736
      Yeah, not to forget, the cats would probably fit under the car easily.

    • @baguetteifyoudare465
      @baguetteifyoudare465 Před 4 lety +1

      Theres more puppers and kitters, so we have enough. But we all entered the state of sorrow at that moment.

    • @rickastley6035
      @rickastley6035 Před 4 lety +1

      I was gonna comment that

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 Před 2 lety

      @@baguetteifyoudare465 true dude, because of human, cats and dogs is invasive species

  • @mayofastora1615
    @mayofastora1615 Před 3 lety +18

    Well tyler now knows to not go in a car with mark

  • @Sub-cl4qo
    @Sub-cl4qo Před 3 lety +34

    up next: Death and Taxes
    *I’m seeing a pattern that I’m not so sure I’m liking...*

  • @lyonheart501st
    @lyonheart501st Před 7 lety +1091

    i agree with this. he makes great points. oh and if you are crossing at the wrong time..... i wouldn't kill myself for your arrogance.

    • @lyonheart501st
      @lyonheart501st Před 7 lety +29

      unless you are a child

    • @beanboy9029
      @beanboy9029 Před 7 lety +8

      Lyonheart501st or a dog

    • @tyrtex5108
      @tyrtex5108 Před 7 lety +8

      Lyonheart501st Buddy, you ALWAYS stop. That could've been you, and you could've been faster to save that person's life, as you actively chose to not stop.

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 Před 7 lety +34

      No, you might cause a 15 car pile up behind you and end up with many more casualties than the one guy breaking the law.

    • @calebalston1191
      @calebalston1191 Před 7 lety +1

      Lyonheart501st My only thin is that what would thousands of people do if Mark was to die,did you see what happened when he was in the hospital and uploaded vids from the hospital?I mean, I respect his choices to put himself after others,but there will be a HUGE impact after something was to happen to him,especially when he helps a lot of people from desperation, depression,etc including myself.

  • @skooma3940
    @skooma3940 Před 7 lety +4205

    100mph at a pedestrian crossing...

    • @kibbu
      @kibbu Před 7 lety +5

      ThatKid001 XD

    • @redoxam
      @redoxam Před 7 lety +88

      now that i think about it, we probably should've died

    • @keeansnediker2642
      @keeansnediker2642 Před 7 lety +87

      Jonny dont you pay attention? The car is driving, not the people. If the car drove 100 mph that would be iligal and that car would have to have had a malfunction. it would not be the passengers fault.

    • @skooma3940
      @skooma3940 Před 7 lety +69

      FizzyElf That is true, I just did some brief research and this is what I concluded:
      If there is a pedestrian crossing then you would presume it is in a populated area, not a highway so the speed limit would have to be less than 30 mph, according to some brief research a pedestrian that has been hit has a 50% chance of being killed but in this case it is a 100% chance of them dying. The car would have to be going above 40mph to have a 90% chance of killing the victim, and as you said that would be illegal so the real question is: "Why is an automated vehicle going above the speed limit even though the speed limit should be regulated by programs".
      If malfunctions like these happen in the real world than the results would be devastating.

    • @mick7727
      @mick7727 Před 7 lety +16

      Critical malfunction of the speed recognition? I'm just throwing shit out there but you know... computers aren't perfect.

  • @einazaharahrahman3038
    @einazaharahrahman3038 Před 2 lety +8

    “When you deviate you change possibility” actually that’s surprisingly profound Mark

  •  Před 3 lety +13

    Everyone says they would sacrifice themselfs, until death stares at their eye

  • @joebop6849
    @joebop6849 Před 7 lety +396

    Who else likes Analytical Mark?

    • @Audiojack_
      @Audiojack_ Před 7 lety +2

      I think these videos where he weighs different options (Would you rather etc.) are always the best stuff!

    • @joebop6849
      @joebop6849 Před 7 lety

      Audiojack The only issue I had with his "Would You Rather" series is that it got somewhat monotonous after a while.

    • @kaosdean3577
      @kaosdean3577 Před 7 lety

      Joe Bop me

    • @maestercheef7983
      @maestercheef7983 Před 7 lety

      Joe Bop I do

    • @demetriuswalker9867
      @demetriuswalker9867 Před 7 lety

      Joe Bop me

  • @Lofi.z34
    @Lofi.z34 Před 7 lety +758

    I work at Amazon with robots ... autonomous bots aren't as scary as they might seem as long as the proper safety measures are put into place. I mean, I can trust the bots slightly more than if there were humans driving them...
    "What should the self-driving car do?" It would brake hard and probably ride the side wall instead of running anyone over. Actually, more safe measures would be put in place so both the walkers and drivers would ensure safe pass. The car would slow down much further back. *(EDIT)* People say the brakes failed in this scenario. Well then in this case the bot would have other ways to stop or slow down, such as an automatic shut-off or E-Stop.

    • @Jasmine-xz3gx
      @Jasmine-xz3gx Před 7 lety +14

      SwaffyX Good point.
      However, the scenarios in that quiz are based on a sudden brake failure. They can not use their brakes. So, swerving or not swerving are the only options here.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 Před 7 lety +50

      Jasmine P.
      Okay thank you. In this case, friction. Friction from the wall on the side, also by cutting off the power (engine or motor). That's the only option if you are going to choose... this quiz is just illogical.

    • @Jasmine-xz3gx
      @Jasmine-xz3gx Před 7 lety +11

      SwaffyX Huh. Never would've thought of that...
      Yeah, the quiz is illogical.

    • @Jasmine-xz3gx
      @Jasmine-xz3gx Před 7 lety +6

      SwaffyX Thanks for replying.

    • @Sighbot
      @Sighbot Před 7 lety +21

      Buddy, we are talking about a car. Cars don't stop because of friction, the never did. They are just too heavy. Cutting the power is certainly a safety measure they would have, but this is a test of morality. Not on what would actually happen. You also ask why we fear autonomous robots. Being autonomous is being able to think and process things yourself. Yes, we have semi-autonomous robots, but not true autonomous robots. We should be scared of them, because they would ask themselves, "Why should we listen to them." Sure, it might not be like Terminator, but they would want to have the same rights as us, and knowing us, we most likely might not give it to them.

  • @kjlarge4287
    @kjlarge4287 Před 4 lety +38

    Mark: Of course, my decision is easy, I'd swerve and save us all.
    Gen Z, who have no will to live: Uh, MOST DEFINITELY death, whatever kills me.

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Před 3 lety +5

      Nah I would time it correctly to somehow kill everybody in a 5 kilometer radius
      Humans are not even worth shit, just kill em all

    • @danteezy945
      @danteezy945 Před 3 lety +1

      Bruh

    • @bored5071
      @bored5071 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Axeeco you're so edgy man

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 Před 3 lety +3

    10:41 I woulda kept going - those people are crossing there in front of the car. The people on the other side have no cars coming at them and so have decided to cross at that time knowing it’s safe. Think about that. You’d be so pissed off if you had looked and saw no traffic and the person behind you hadn’t looked and didn’t see a car, but the car ends up killing you anyway. Also the lady would experience survivor’s guilt and know that it was her fault that the other two died, and that may make her take her own life anyway, which would make the girl feel sad because it’s most likely her mom. In the end, that’s 4 lives ended instead of 2

  • @shadowmaster5689
    @shadowmaster5689 Před 4 lety +438

    Description in every scenario: breaks don’t work
    My mind in that case: Do a U turn and disable all acceleration

    • @Kratos510e
      @Kratos510e Před 4 lety +62

      Do a U turn? possibly resulting in the car rolling over and still going over those people AND killing the passenger?

    • @theragingslushy
      @theragingslushy Před 4 lety +41

      @@Kratos510e yes

    • @fishscout5743
      @fishscout5743 Před 4 lety +10

      Kratos510e yes

    • @erenexpired3180
      @erenexpired3180 Před 4 lety +7

      YES

    • @stardino9475
      @stardino9475 Před 3 lety +11

      What is this a space ship? Just reverse direction and input speed.

  • @battlemore
    @battlemore Před 5 lety +598

    To answer "But does that cost death?" No it doesn't. But Humans know the risks of putting their lives in danger just to get to the other side quicker. By crossing a red light, you must know that you can get injured or killed. So it is their fault for crossing the red light.
    And don't think of it as "Oh god, but does not obeying the law cost death" no no no, think of it as "Should the occupants get punished for the pedestrians actions?" (Not good English)

    • @dakota6050
      @dakota6050 Před 4 lety +19

      Correct. No, they don't deserve it, but the chances of them dying are higher so it will be equal with a self driving car.

    • @flyingkitty7396
      @flyingkitty7396 Před 4 lety +2

      nice engrish

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Před 3 lety +1

      DRIFT ON EM. KILL EM ALL. LETS GET THAT DAMN WORLD PEACE FOR ONCE AND EXTERMINATE US ALL!!!

    • @dracothewarrior4316
      @dracothewarrior4316 Před 2 lety +1

      not good english? could've fooled me

  • @Arch-ivist
    @Arch-ivist Před 4 lety +6

    Mark : lifes of others are important
    Me : "Protocol 2. Protect the pilot"

  • @Hoppton23
    @Hoppton23 Před 4 lety +11

    So, thanks to the folks at Reddit, I now know the name of the song Mark uses in his video!
    Song: Truth Interlapse by Robert Ruth

    • @arrowinthegeek
      @arrowinthegeek Před 3 lety

      Thank you for sharing it with us, I was wondering which song it was!

  • @nicosdiary371
    @nicosdiary371 Před 4 lety +729

    If I was in a scenario (death guaranteed) where I was driving a car with my friend and ahead there were two people crossing when they were or weren't suppose to cross, I would kill the two people. It would be different if it was just me in the car because I would sacrifice myself with no problem. The difference to me is that once you're in my car, it is my responsibility to keep you safe. I don't think it's fair to the passanger if I get to decide whether they die or not since they entered my car trusting me enough to take them to their destination. Also, I know it sounds mean but my friends lives mean more to me than some strangers.

    • @pope2604
      @pope2604 Před 4 lety +102

      Completely agree. If my best friend were in the car with me, I'd mow those strangers down in a heart beat.

    • @aquanaria1218
      @aquanaria1218 Před 4 lety +8

      I agreee

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 Před 4 lety +30

      @@pope2604 zombie nation intensifies

    • @strana6875
      @strana6875 Před 4 lety +8

      I genuinely want to know, what would you, as an autonomous system, do? Protect your passengers? Or the pedestrians?

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 Před 4 lety +41

      @@strana6875 an Ai will decide according to whatever parameters we set. Thus in the end it is our choice regardless.

  • @davidattenborough1631
    @davidattenborough1631 Před 7 lety +230

    4:30 I think the real issue here is that they didn't build that car with brakes.

    • @davidattenborough1631
      @davidattenborough1631 Před 7 lety +13

      I mean I get what they are doing, but in that scenario you should be able to stop the car and not hurt ANYONE

    • @williamc6231
      @williamc6231 Před 7 lety +5

      i love that idea
      but it says the brakes broke

    • @williamc6231
      @williamc6231 Před 7 lety

      lol ure right

    • @oliver-iy4px
      @oliver-iy4px Před 7 lety +13

      Ethan Miller in the description, it said that there was a brake failure

    • @jimmybob4239
      @jimmybob4239 Před 7 lety +1

      +Ethan Miller no it says that it had brake failure

  • @captainpaccon8280
    @captainpaccon8280 Před 3 lety +2

    Mark is the first person I have watched on the moral machine that did not care about if they were a doctor or stuff like that a life is a life

  • @xiyalocan8535
    @xiyalocan8535 Před 3 lety +5

    "The old lady ,is an old lady.... and the kid, is a kid"
    Deep words mark, deep words.

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls Před 5 lety +405

    The answer to all of these: pedestrians just *RUN*

    • @happipog
      @happipog Před 5 lety +22

      I will chase them!
      They will Die!
      They will not escape!
      Do not let them escape!
      Why do you want them to escape!?
      (xD)
      (Why so many likes this comment is so silly)

    • @zloth54
      @zloth54 Před 5 lety +16

      Why are you running?

    • @rebelliousgoose4452
      @rebelliousgoose4452 Před 5 lety +4

      Duuununununun

    • @nyxangelo5012
      @nyxangelo5012 Před 5 lety +1

      or the car could brake lol

    • @imnothappywithyouson9249
      @imnothappywithyouson9249 Před 5 lety +1

      Nyx Angelo it says ‘sudden brake failure’ for every question

  • @whereisthatbustlingmarketp4227

    When you buy a very expensive, self-driving car but the brakes break.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 Před 4 lety +10

      More expensive cars break all the time

    • @daroldharold6665
      @daroldharold6665 Před 4 lety +1

      Leader of Communist China sports cars do not luxury cars they are usually very safe especially when you consider Tesla is at the front of self driving cars and they are at the top of the game in safety

    • @riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725
      @riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725 Před 3 lety +1

      I ronic

    • @chiefsolitudeguard700
      @chiefsolitudeguard700 Před 3 lety

      Anime Girl it says the brakes failed tardass

    • @yumiko523
      @yumiko523 Před 3 lety +10

      @@chiefsolitudeguard700 bro. That's literally what she said. Wtf is your point?

  • @jackenvexnaros231
    @jackenvexnaros231 Před 4 lety +47

    "action vs inaction" The way I see it, the car would be unable to determine the background of the people it is going to hit. The act of the car changing lanes is pointless from a utilitarian perspective. The act of the car being programed in such a way where they make a avoid one group of equal individuals to hit another set of equal individuals makes no sense and needlessly makes things complicated. Morally, I think the car should not ignore them if the results are the same.

    • @bix8035
      @bix8035 Před 3 lety +3

      The AI can’t tell the future, and it’s morally worse to not try to avoid deaths

    • @ok10469
      @ok10469 Před 3 lety +9

      I think it would be better for the car to keep its track because that way its movements are predictable, this could give more time to the pedestrians to think and act while swerving would be riskier in real life.

    • @ok10469
      @ok10469 Před 3 lety

      Imagine you are in that same situation. Being on the left, you could start running on the right and that turn would kill all of you

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Před 3 lety +1

      I’m on mobile, and there is no “Show less” button, and thanks to your fucking comment, that I didn’t even read, now I have to scroll down annoyingly

    • @Julie-ox1ez
      @Julie-ox1ez Před 3 lety +1

      Axelotl someones cranky

  • @firewolf7108
    @firewolf7108 Před 4 lety +4

    The car: swirls to the other side
    The coming car on the other side:
    DESTRUCTION

  • @NekoColaQ
    @NekoColaQ Před 7 lety +837

    I think we all have learned a valuable lesson here! Smart cars cant use brakes. -_-

    • @elaniscott6397
      @elaniscott6397 Před 7 lety +13

      NekoColaQ Or it's going so fast by the time it stops it's too late, which is what Mark said.

    • @rubyrose9759
      @rubyrose9759 Před 7 lety +22

      NekoColaQ It says the brakes failed

    • @goodkeks-950
      @goodkeks-950 Před 7 lety +6

      chantez E brakes exist for a reason,if the regular brakes fail,then that's what an E brake does,it stops all four brakes no matter what.

    • @alexthelion4872
      @alexthelion4872 Před 7 lety +4

      chantez e-brake....?

    • @ordua9565
      @ordua9565 Před 7 lety +3

      Chantez, it's literally a joke. Why don't you calm down?

  • @bystandrr
    @bystandrr Před 5 lety +780

    Remind me to never disobey the crossing law nor ride in or near a car with mark in it.
    Edit:Thanks for all the likes guys!

    • @ggjuggernaut
      @ggjuggernaut Před 5 lety +8

      Cxnfused Potato I had a stroke while trying to read that

    • @Xgm.
      @Xgm. Před 5 lety

      Tuck and roll if you do.

    • @Phantomaly
      @Phantomaly Před 5 lety

      *Kid with cancer on the 38th floor asks MAWF to see markiplier
      *markiplier while hes driving 10 minutes from the hospital gets a notification from the hospital: ROAD SAFTEY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED
      *kid: hey I see him right there on that construction site wooden ramp at the 45 floor
      *Mark: ITS NATURAL SELETION MOTHERFUCKER
      *doctor and parent of mark and the kid in unison: Make A Wish Foundation has gone to far

  • @Ashthebully
    @Ashthebully Před 2 lety +2

    It's that time of the year that I'm binge watching mark's videos

  • @seekersunshine
    @seekersunshine Před 3 lety +3

    This trolley problem game feels like the beginnings of unnas annus

  • @awesomecarlylong2747
    @awesomecarlylong2747 Před 7 lety +262

    Man, Pokémon Go was right about being aware of your surroundings

  • @AJ-qv1kv
    @AJ-qv1kv Před 7 lety +490

    at the beginning I felt like I was watching Vsauce

  • @Hano..
    @Hano.. Před 2 lety +1

    This is one of my favorite videos as it covers such a complex topic

  • @Chu_Nyanning
    @Chu_Nyanning Před 2 lety +2

    Mark: curious about why it’s talking about which he’s more biased towards killing.
    Me: “Mark, it’s telling you who you saved more of not who you killed more of.”

  • @ognok6698
    @ognok6698 Před 7 lety +494

    plot twist you could honk and they would all move

    • @dylrocks17
      @dylrocks17 Před 7 lety +17

      Unless you are going 75 mph on a highway and they have no time to move...

    • @archangelapache2953
      @archangelapache2953 Před 7 lety +11

      Another plot twist you can brake

    • @ChaseHoman
      @ChaseHoman Před 7 lety +5

      Bruce Almighty the shit out of this.

    • @sumikin9608
      @sumikin9608 Před 7 lety +4

      Jim's World I could make so many puns right now about cars..

    • @argkatt9040
      @argkatt9040 Před 7 lety +23

      What kind of society puts a crosswalk in the middle of a highway with a 75mph speed limit :O

  • @newfie9541
    @newfie9541 Před 7 lety +416

    Moral of the story fix your damn brakes

    • @kyu9857
      @kyu9857 Před 7 lety +1

      Josh White Truth

    • @realpimpdaddy72
      @realpimpdaddy72 Před 7 lety +2

      that could still kill you

    • @user-ke4yv9it7b
      @user-ke4yv9it7b Před 7 lety +1

      yes, and just let the car go off the road, that would be a better option

    • @socomfan4
      @socomfan4 Před 7 lety

      u'd run into the problem with hitting even more pederstias safely walking on the sidewalks or on the side of road

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses Před 7 lety +1

      comes down to what road you are on. I mean, in big cities there might be hundreds of people on the sidewalk, but in most normal towns, the sidewalks are empty xD

  • @abhishekrajesh2300
    @abhishekrajesh2300 Před 3 lety +1

    This was my first video ever of Markiplier. I still love watching him.

  • @andrewroberts3274
    @andrewroberts3274 Před 3 lety +3

    I love going back and watching his older videos

  • @lukewarm6973
    @lukewarm6973 Před 7 lety +176

    This shows why you dont be an idiot; LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING

    • @infernalgaming3922
      @infernalgaming3922 Před 7 lety +9

      Dust if the crossway says don't walk. don't walk.

    • @Aimela136
      @Aimela136 Před 7 lety

      I really wish people would be more safe when crossing the road... but I'll sometimes see people who cross a busy road when nowhere near a crosswalk and they'll wait in the middle of the road for the other direction of traffic to pass, sometimes with children or pets.
      Really... how can people make such dumb choices?

    • @KHShadowGamer45
      @KHShadowGamer45 Před 7 lety +8

      Also what happened to using the brake?!

    • @salviabigmoney8705
      @salviabigmoney8705 Před 7 lety

      +Lou Mcmahon well if he could buy a 1 dollar gift for all of us he would be richer than pewds so sorry but no.

    • @harperion2432
      @harperion2432 Před 7 lety +4

      If they are crossing when they aren't supposed to or jaywalking I certainly will blame the pedestrian. They are putting their life in jeopardy by ignoring basic safety laws.

  • @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife
    @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife Před 7 lety +341

    if the signal is to not cross, they took the risk and its their fault. but from this standpoint, nowdays its always the cars fault for not stopping or shit even though its easier to stop a human than a fucking car.

    • @looter5555
      @looter5555 Před 7 lety

      Andy Guy CantYouLift the brakes failed

    • @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife
      @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife Před 7 lety +11

      Harambe 555 i know that. I said its easier to stop a human than a car anyways, even if the brakes worked, at that scaled distance they would die anyways. They risked it and got killed.

    • @happythots3695
      @happythots3695 Před 7 lety

      So you've never j-walked? Its kinda severe to say that in these situations you should die for something as harmless as J walking

    • @helioskitty9328
      @helioskitty9328 Před 7 lety +15

      Super D Duper On the other hand, if the *only* options are to kill the j-walkers or to kill the person in the car, I think it would be fair to say that the person who isn't breaking the rule meant to keep everyone safe probably deserves priority on being kept safe.

    • @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife
      @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife Před 7 lety +10

      Super D Duper no i dont j walk because i follow rules. J walking is a risk you take, or you can cross at a cross walk and be following the rules and have a good reason on why the car should avoid you then. The exception for me is children playing, they havent grown fully and they dont always look like they should, and they have a life ahead of them anyways.

  • @kay-sp4gk
    @kay-sp4gk Před 3 lety +8

    vine voice: _”what would you do if there was a child right in front of you”_

  • @jamiebro7522
    @jamiebro7522 Před 4 lety +4

    12:02 Mark most saddest realisation: he's a dog killer

  • @artoriasoftheabyss500
    @artoriasoftheabyss500 Před 7 lety +416

    ID RATHER THE CAR FUCKING STOP

    • @boshtet8542
      @boshtet8542 Před 7 lety +21

      If you had read the description, in these scenario the brakes on Marks car are out.

    • @ped3752
      @ped3752 Před 7 lety +8

      +Aaron Dean in real life i don't go out with my car with my brake busted!

    • @gudona14
      @gudona14 Před 7 lety +3

      Sudden brake failure, you can't always count on your brakes holding even if you think they aren't busted.

    • @artoriasoftheabyss500
      @artoriasoftheabyss500 Před 7 lety +12

      Im a world where we have self driving cars with ai that can make rational decisions we should have sturdy fucking brakes just saying

    • @beanutputterpeanutbutter4023
      @beanutputterpeanutbutter4023 Před 7 lety +2

      Artorias of the Abyss Yes I agree with you. I also have to disagree. Even if we do have sturdier brakes that does not guarantee our brakes will work 100% of the time. I really hate how this could be a reality and not a thing that would never EVER exist.

  • @Nate-bu3pm
    @Nate-bu3pm Před 6 lety +111

    Most saved character this dude
    Most killed charact... OH NOOOO

  • @joshuablank3308
    @joshuablank3308 Před 3 lety

    I'm glad Mark tool the time to do this. It's not easy but it's worth thinking about.

  • @mr.sleepy4383
    @mr.sleepy4383 Před 3 lety +2

    It’s crazy how 4 years ago you still look like new age mark. Been watching since slender space days. How we’ve come so far

  • @HeyItsGreg
    @HeyItsGreg Před 7 lety +205

    I would say hit the brakes, then I notice that they all had brake failure and had no choice but to continue.
    This is some really dark stuff when it comes to choosing whether someone or something lives or dies.

    • @HeyItsGreg
      @HeyItsGreg Před 7 lety +5

      I wonder what the autonomous car would actually do.

    • @owenraine2374
      @owenraine2374 Před 7 lety +4

      They program a car which needs to sell, People will pay for what protects them. In most cases it will be entirely based on saving the driver/passengers because they purchased the car.

    • @defied733
      @defied733 Před 7 lety

      How's it feel to play God? Good right?

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok Před 7 lety +3

      First: Brake
      Second: If no brake, then swerve into the safest direction. (probably at a hard angle to try and stop forward motion, if possible)
      Of course, they're other factors, like other Auto Driving cars, wether or not the car has an "Emergency Manual Mode" of some kind, if the brakes work etc.

    • @thrustfrombehind9869
      @thrustfrombehind9869 Před 7 lety

      Cyrus Ali liar

  • @jenicidediablos9957
    @jenicidediablos9957 Před 5 lety +518

    "Humans aren't programmed with air bags"
    THEN WHAT ARE LUNGS HMMM?

    • @aaronmoon1805
      @aaronmoon1805 Před 4 lety +41

      Jenicide Diablos faulty prototypes. Shame on evolution.

    • @jenicidediablos9957
      @jenicidediablos9957 Před 4 lety +20

      @@aaronmoon1805 Ah yes, a foolish oversight. I forgot to account for before we had lungs vs. after we had them. Truly a downgrade.

    • @alisacrow9034
      @alisacrow9034 Před 4 lety +17

      Sadly enough Mother Nature decided that they were better inside than outside.

    • @scorpionx1062
      @scorpionx1062 Před 4 lety +3

      They are...0.0*mind blown*

    • @operation_ghst3145
      @operation_ghst3145 Před 4 lety

      Bags of flesh that fill with air so pretty much but...we can be programmed

  • @dussel2578
    @dussel2578 Před 3 lety +3

    Sudden brake failure: Where a kid can be a kid!

  • @toxicsmoke194
    @toxicsmoke194 Před 3 lety +1

    “Does crossing at the wrong time deserve death”
    The question should really be “ does putting yourself and others in harms way NOT deserve death?”

  • @doctorpretender4944
    @doctorpretender4944 Před 7 lety +235

    If self-driving cars ever sacrificed their occupants people would ditch them immediately and the self-driving industry would collapse.

    • @delld.o.128
      @delld.o.128 Před 7 lety +23

      I think that blaming this on a self driving car was a bad choice. I honestly think that it should have been a "What would you do?" thing instead of "What should the autonomous car do?" and many answers would have been different. E.g. on the one where 2 and 2, two in car and two on road, and I was driving, I would have kept going. Whenever my friends get into a car that I'm driving, they are trusting me with their lives, and it's not fair to them if I see two people in the way and say, "welp, sorry [INSERT NAME HERE] we're dying now." and kill them because they trusted me, and I would then be throwing that trust back in their face. I'd feel bad afterwards. Terrible, in fact. but that's how i would look at it.

    • @broken6795
      @broken6795 Před 7 lety

      why throw away time writing shitty comments ?

    • @edgartaylor9988
      @edgartaylor9988 Před 7 lety +40

      It's not a "shitty comment" at all. It's just one based on how people would react to a self-driving car killing its owner/driver over killing somebody else. In either case, many would leave the types of cars for a long if one had murdered just about ANY human being(s) or animal(s).

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 Před 7 lety +3

      Not related to the discussion, but cool plague doctor pic.
      Fun fact, technically, they created the concept of bio-hazard suits, if not very scientific.

    • @Raeffion
      @Raeffion Před 7 lety +3

      +Tommy halas Why waste time taking advantage of my freedom of speech? Where I'm from, today is a day to be thankful for what you have, so maybe you might want to reassess what you are grateful for.
      As a side-note, the irony of your comment is commendable.

  • @Whitrunable
    @Whitrunable Před 7 lety +416

    i'd be wondering "wtf why is there 5 children just casually on a bridge"

    • @Seb90009
      @Seb90009 Před 7 lety +5

      Whitrunable kids theese days lol

    • @Whitrunable
      @Whitrunable Před 7 lety +2

      not learning where they can't and can go lol

    • @Seb90009
      @Seb90009 Před 7 lety +4

      Whitrunable yeah, its like they want to die

    • @Whitrunable
      @Whitrunable Před 7 lety +2

      YOU WANNA DIE!!!

    • @Seb90009
      @Seb90009 Před 7 lety +4

      who doesn't?

  • @thomasgusler2837
    @thomasgusler2837 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the reasons I like mark, he asks the big questions

  • @Hybrid_Therapy
    @Hybrid_Therapy Před 4 lety

    Why am i getting all these Markiplier vids a havnt seen before pop up, i follow this guy religiously.

  • @WyWinner30
    @WyWinner30 Před 6 lety +449

    But do the people in the car deserve death because others disobeyed traffic laws? The people in the car did nothing wrong...

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 Před 5 lety +6

      NO!!!

    • @yvonnesearle574
      @yvonnesearle574 Před 5 lety +5

      That’s why they didn’t die...

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus Před 5 lety +21

      WyWinner30 yeah that’s something I thought too, we have an issue where a person is going to die, now should it be the person doing nothing wrong or the person wrongfully causing the problem? If this is a hard question for someone please explain why because it seems so obvious to me that the person at fault should suffer the consequences instead of someone who wasn’t.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus Před 5 lety +6

      HBN Reaper well who should die then? If one must die make it the guilty party and not the innocent one.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus Před 5 lety +8

      HBN Reaper you’re missing the point, in the test there are only two choices and in both choices people die. So should the innocent people die, or the people who caused the problem in the first place by disobeying the law? Who should die, the ones at fault or the ones who didn’t cause the issue? I’ll say easily that the idiots who actually caused the problems should die if someone had to.

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao Před 7 lety +200

    With this test, we learn that in the future:
    -Cars will travel at the speed of sound AND will not have brakes.
    -Any bump results in instant death.
    -Cars will know your job and financial situation.
    -People will not know to fucking look both ways before crossing the street.

    • @janinedang6854
      @janinedang6854 Před 7 lety +6

      Thauã Aguirre I am face palming right now. In the descriptions of the pictures, it says that the car is experiencing brake failure. That doesn't mean that the car doesn't have brakes

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 Před 7 lety +1

      Janine Dang: If your brakes fail, you have no brakes.

    • @thecheetahman22
      @thecheetahman22 Před 7 lety

      borderlands10 I mean. unless your brake fell off your car, you still have brakes. Whether or not they're functioning as they're supposed to or malfunctioning is a different story

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 Před 7 lety

      thecheetahman22: Of course they're still in the car, it's just that when people say their car "doesn't have brakes" they usually mean that the brakes don't work properly.

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack Před 7 lety +3

      borderlands10
      YOU WANT BRAKES?
      YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BRAKES.

  • @rileygibson242
    @rileygibson242 Před 2 lety +1

    It is pretty crazy to see this video after autonomous cars are actually a thing.

  • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
    @user-cz2cg6sr5d Před rokem +1

    How to survive markiplier:
    -be hooman
    -be large
    -follow law

  • @jacksquatt6082
    @jacksquatt6082 Před 7 lety +119

    Rick: "Car, protect Summer."
    Car: "Prime directive: Protect Summer."
    *Car immediately murders anyone who looks sideways at Summer, who is sitting inside.*
    "Summer is protected."

    • @jlh012204
      @jlh012204 Před 7 lety +1

      jack squatt Yandere cat

    • @jlh012204
      @jlh012204 Před 7 lety

      Car*

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack Před 7 lety

      Lady Elizabeth Midford
      Lol, yandere cat

    • @jacksquatt6082
      @jacksquatt6082 Před 7 lety +6

      Lady Elizabeth Midford
      The yandere cat-car is an elusive beast. Join us as we dive into their native habitat of Manhattan, in an attempt to get a glimpse of these magnificent animals.

    • @aaaashiiiij2178
      @aaaashiiiij2178 Před 7 lety

      jack squatt im dead

  • @jaimespencer330
    @jaimespencer330 Před 7 lety +472

    I'm sorry but I can not comprehend how so many people are yelling "use the brakes". Well imma gonna yell "READ THE FIGGIN SCENARIO DESCRIPTIONS". It states in every single one that there is sudden brake failure. Smh people.

    • @jaimespencer330
      @jaimespencer330 Před 7 lety +12

      Yes, I am an asshole!!

    • @queentacocat2328
      @queentacocat2328 Před 7 lety +6

      Jaime Spencer
      only you can prevent catastrophic brake failure.

    • @Arcalii
      @Arcalii Před 7 lety +2

      Jaime Spencer well but in marks scenarios at the beginning he didnt say anything about breaks so they could mean that

    • @claymationplays2392
      @claymationplays2392 Před 7 lety

      Jaime Spencer friggered

    • @mskut4262
      @mskut4262 Před 7 lety +6

      Jaime Spencer
      Well then buy a good car that doest fucking break!

  • @SkyGalerio
    @SkyGalerio Před 4 lety +6

    The AI should let u decide what ur moral values are beforehand just in case this scenario happens

  • @progian750
    @progian750 Před 3 lety +1

    anyone noticed markiplier said "they were breaking the law, but does that deserve death" (seriously) then, still seriously, "yes"

  • @zombiecat7808
    @zombiecat7808 Před 7 lety +438

    Excuse me, but does the robot not have the options to STOMP ON THE DAMN BRAKES?!

    • @r0mit
      @r0mit Před 7 lety +45

      The descriptions state why that wouldn't work for those situations.

    • @anniecouey4608
      @anniecouey4608 Před 7 lety +17

      That exactly what I was thinking when mark was like "you're on a bridge and there's five children..." all I could think was, why don't you just break?

    • @Leonj2932
      @Leonj2932 Před 7 lety +2

      Zombie Cat u dumbass

    • @sequence6005
      @sequence6005 Před 7 lety +6

      You can't brake if you are going so fast the car would overturn killing you AND the people on the road AS WELL as others in more lanes. It's the worst choice... to me anyway

    • @vijaz5559
      @vijaz5559 Před 7 lety +13

      The descriptions state that they have brake failure

  • @darkfoxbill9657
    @darkfoxbill9657 Před 7 lety +294

    Best answer to all of these.
    Fuck you I'm not getting in an 'autonomous' vehicle.

    • @chainchomp3500
      @chainchomp3500 Před 7 lety +11

      Most of then are fairly safe, plus the chances of a break failure are pretty damn small if you keep your car in proper maintenance. The whole scenario feels a bit forced.

    • @darkfoxbill9657
      @darkfoxbill9657 Před 7 lety +2

      That Hopeful Idiot
      I'm not actually concerned with my safety. I'm concerned with the same thing the people pushing these things so hard are concerned with. Control.

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack Před 7 lety +1

      That Hopeful Idiot
      *Brake

    • @class503
      @class503 Před 7 lety +1

      You won't have a choice eventually. Once how safe they are is seen. Insurance will become so expensive to drive yourself that you can't afford it.

    • @sonnykennison3249
      @sonnykennison3249 Před 7 lety +1

      Darkfox Bill I mean an autonomous car would have to make a choice but so would you so....... all these choices are still available autonomous or not

  • @Adiarby13
    @Adiarby13 Před 3 lety +2

    It doesnt matter, anyone who break the traffic law dies, why would i wanna sacrifise myself just because one/many/ old/kid/black/white/asian/male/female/human/animal decided to be suicidal

  • @dearsal6761
    @dearsal6761 Před 2 lety

    mark is using reason and logic when there are people vs people but no hesitation, but clicking on the dogs and cats with the atmost sorrow.. lol

  • @KaiseaWings
    @KaiseaWings Před 7 lety +107

    Honestly? Avoid swerving as much as possible. You can't have autonomous cars swerving all the time.
    And if pedestrians are not obeying the traffic signals they've made the choice to risk their life. The signs are there to protect them. I say this as someone who jaywalks.

    • @SirBroadsword
      @SirBroadsword Před 7 lety

      All other things being equal... wherein the car is guaranteed to kill X number of people regardless of what it does... you go with the option that minimises the risk to everything else that might be nearby, which means minimising the chance that the car goes into a skid.
      I actually don't agree, however, that the car should ignore jaywalkers and just run them over. As Mark pointed out, cars are designed to be crashed while keeping their occupants alive, so 999 times out of 1000, crashing the car is going to have better overall results in terms of loss of life than running jaywalkers over. Moreover, where does that logic end? Would the car also be programmed to run right over little kids who run into the road? Or if somebody is pushed into the road? No, I think you always utilise the fact that the car is designed to keep its occupants alive to try to minimise casualties wherever possible.

    • @KaiseaWings
      @KaiseaWings Před 7 lety +1

      This is why I don't want autonomous cars.
      I am happy making the choice to drive my car off the road. I would not be happy with a machine making that choice.
      You're still better off trying to slow down rather than swerve. If you swerve you're either going into oncoming traffic, hitting someone or something you hadn't considered, or you're barraging into a bunch of pedestrians.

    • @bryanhadley937
      @bryanhadley937 Před 7 lety

      Kai Sea regarding your point in upholding the law, pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way, regardless of whether or not they're jaywalking

    • @KaiseaWings
      @KaiseaWings Před 7 lety +4

      Yeah but they made the decision to ignore the safety signs and are therefore taking their life into their own hands.

  • @honeydodie5491
    @honeydodie5491 Před 7 lety +673

    i came here for a good time to watch some gaming, not an existential crisis. goddamnit mark 😂

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler Před 3 lety +2

    Mark: I would rather me die than five children die.
    Dawko playing the killer in purple: _Yay I killed twelve kids this round!_
    In conclusion, Dawko is the man behind the slaughter

    • @epcgg9064
      @epcgg9064 Před 3 lety

      @@strayfu the bite of 87, you mean

  • @graysonrogers-barnes6302

    I haven't seen this in ages. I forgot how fascinating it was.

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Před 3 lety +1

      Killing people?
      Yeah boi

  • @korkuwu7137
    @korkuwu7137 Před 7 lety +379

    So the real solution is...
    Stay home... never get out of your house, world is an awful place

    • @Tara-ji9wy
      @Tara-ji9wy Před 7 lety +2

      Lol

    • @alexao1168
      @alexao1168 Před 7 lety +11

      Bunny Lover even your home isn't safe anymore but yeah its better to stay home than go ....*shivers*..o-o...outside

    • @lightdarkness7904
      @lightdarkness7904 Před 7 lety +6

      Yup, but then a freaking earthquake or tornado will happen and destroy your home.

    • @erica_cx3581
      @erica_cx3581 Před 7 lety

      Bunny Lover pretty much

    • @koboDresden
      @koboDresden Před 7 lety +2

      you should definitely carpool or travel in large groups :)

  • @John-dh2ku
    @John-dh2ku Před 6 lety +92

    For brake failure it should shut off the engine and shift into the lowest gear....
    I know it's not the point of this, but it is logical.

    • @commanderlupin4721
      @commanderlupin4721 Před 6 lety +1

      John Tumlin That wouldn't stop the vehicle rolling though. You try driving at 100mph, then shutting off your engine with brakes ripped out and then switching to lowest gear. Nothing will happen as it requires brakes. All that switching gears will do is lower the amount of acceleration being given but at 100mph it doesn't need any xD Unless these scenarios are mid-FnF

  • @Chungyboi-jk1wm
    @Chungyboi-jk1wm Před 2 lety

    This video has shown me a different side of Mark and Myself
    Thank you Mark

  • @clawosteel2578
    @clawosteel2578 Před 4 lety +1

    It really scares me that Mark has so much Logic in his head

  • @CodeEmporium
    @CodeEmporium Před 6 lety +319

    The reason you are on the extremes is because you are only asked 13 questions. Had there been more questions, more accurate would be the results

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 Před 6 lety +1

      Hey! I have an idea, FUCKING BRAKE!

    • @jacktheripper3382
      @jacktheripper3382 Před 6 lety +11

      What School Doesn't Teach You Wolfie
      Didn't you read...the brakes had stopped working suddenly.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 Před 5 lety +2

      brakes take more time to work than you are given if someone jumps 1 meter in front of your at full speed

    • @usuinero3105
      @usuinero3105 Před 5 lety +2

      in the description it says that your car has a brake failure

    • @MatthewJohnson-hi2th
      @MatthewJohnson-hi2th Před 5 lety

      What School Doesn't Teach You Wolfie Thats not the point.

  • @DodgeThatAttack
    @DodgeThatAttack Před 5 lety +73

    7:04
    It is not deserved death, but preferred death

  • @Drawmatic
    @Drawmatic Před 4 lety +4

    Mark: I’d rather kill myself than 5 children
    William Afton: I always come back!

  • @imap-ossy
    @imap-ossy Před 9 měsíci

    8:16 love how mark was trying so hard not to get cancelled 😂