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  • Trump begrudgingly leaves the White House, Biden takes the oath, and Pablo Escobar’s hippos are breeding like rabbits. #DailyShow #Trump #Biden
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  • @fallingsnowflakes
    @fallingsnowflakes Před 3 lety +199

    "Mike Pence was gently guiding his hips from behind" this is true, but it's also a picture I didn't need

    • @quinderataylor2198
      @quinderataylor2198 Před 3 lety +3

      Exactly 🤢🤮

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @Gurashi
      @Gurashi Před 3 lety +1

      How about thrusting? Because that was what I misread the captions as
      _Mike Pence was gently _*_thrusting_*_ his hips from behind_
      How does that sound?

  • @azureysmith1337
    @azureysmith1337 Před 3 lety +297

    “Miss me with that bullshit” lol Trevor this is a classic 😊

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm gonna start using that line!

    • @jilianhannah9689
      @jilianhannah9689 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah but once was enough

    • @ttdreamz6
      @ttdreamz6 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jilianhannah9689 I knew I wasn't I the only one who cringed after the 3rd time he said that.

    • @rupenupe1
      @rupenupe1 Před 3 lety +1

      classic gif created

  • @novabrilliant4510
    @novabrilliant4510 Před 3 lety +89

    "I'll be back in some form" sounds like a threat from a Batman villain.

    • @ttdreamz6
      @ttdreamz6 Před 3 lety +1

      lol

    • @ida_kll0416
      @ida_kll0416 Před 3 lety +1

      fun fact some 90 years or so ago hitler said a pretty similar thing and everybody thought he was a joke...

  • @mangojulie123
    @mangojulie123 Před 3 lety +38

    Terrorist on a flight AFTER he's tackled: "I'm gonna have the chicken thank you!" I'M DEAD!!! Hahahahaha

  • @bottledfart
    @bottledfart Před 3 lety +256

    Trevor’s hair giving me *LIFE* 👁👄👁

    • @jm.4699
      @jm.4699 Před 3 lety +3

      ..i wonder if he has " a hair stylist " who helps him with his hair routine..☺

    • @ashleerenaelarsen8543
      @ashleerenaelarsen8543 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jm.4699 That's funny

    • @Lora-G
      @Lora-G Před 3 lety +2

      Yummmmm

  • @Quickonomics
    @Quickonomics Před 3 lety +102

    It's important to bring your work ID when you join a riot... in case you need to access a restricted area.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před 3 lety +13

      His cell mate's gonna have access to _his_ restricted area...

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Před 3 lety +4

      1 23 21 Hey @@plaidpanda, Funny & correct. v

    • @marisadallavalle393
      @marisadallavalle393 Před 3 lety +3

      @@plaidpanda Very funny, it's called poetic justice! Stay safe!

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před 3 lety +2

      @@marisadallavalle393 You too, Marisa!

    • @MiloZfunk
      @MiloZfunk Před 3 lety

      Makes sense to me lol. Some dump Trump protest music you may enjoy czcams.com/video/RWvprHE6dNI/video.html

  • @doihavetopickaname5442
    @doihavetopickaname5442 Před 3 lety +81

    "miss me with that bullshit" an expression that perfectly describes my attitude in 2020. I have a feeling I'll be using alot this year as well.

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety +2

      2021: Hold my beer

    • @fidelaromo6705
      @fidelaromo6705 Před 3 lety

      Another whitey wannabe.

    • @doihavetopickaname5442
      @doihavetopickaname5442 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fidelaromo6705 sorry but did u just assume my race from reading my comment? What an interesting superpower u have. I command you.

  • @LexTVi
    @LexTVi Před 3 lety +94

    The first part of this video should have been “Miss me with that Bullshit!” - Preach brotha, Trevor!

  • @jnmsks6052
    @jnmsks6052 Před 3 lety +148

    "I will be back in some form." Holy moly, he really IS Voldemort.

    • @DaveLucas427
      @DaveLucas427 Před 3 lety +2

      Probably as Mr. Sta-Puf's illegitimate son in the next Ghostbusters movie.

    • @sharone.langley2923
      @sharone.langley2923 Před 3 lety +9

      He'll be back as a defendant...impeachment trial coming up

    • @randywilson9185
      @randywilson9185 Před 3 lety

      wake up yall... hes still president... cant wait to see how he decides to break it to the haters...

    • @SlpBeauty333
      @SlpBeauty333 Před 3 lety +5

      So now President Biden has to add another executive order to find all of Trumperdink's horcruxes?? Like he doesn't have enough to do!?!?! I don't remember which agency is in charge of things like that from history class but it sounds legit.

    • @SlpBeauty333
      @SlpBeauty333 Před 3 lety +5

      @@sharone.langley2923 Don't forget the state charges too!! He's gonna be busy for quite a while!

  • @likethat8857
    @likethat8857 Před 3 lety +137

    Trevor watching your channel is so entertaining! I am 12 years old and I watch with my dad most of the time! Keep up your good work!

    • @hookset717
      @hookset717 Před 3 lety +2

      Scary..

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 Před 3 lety +2

      This isn't CZcamsKids! You're 12.
      Go to the CZcams for kids.

    • @Sasha-im9tk
      @Sasha-im9tk Před 3 lety +12

      @@amyliaclenny1866 kids should be educated about the world they live in. Nothing wrong with watching Trevor Noah talking about current events with a twist :)

    • @normanfrederick959
      @normanfrederick959 Před 3 lety +3

      *entertaining.

    • @sairatorres3658
      @sairatorres3658 Před 3 lety +11

      Good on you, young bro. It’s great you’re up to date on current political events. Don’t listen to people that will try to put you down for being informed and educated. Most of these people voted for the former orange one.

  • @abrhamdiriba5030
    @abrhamdiriba5030 Před 3 lety +14

    "Apparently in Russia, its a felony to not die when they poison you!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you killed me trevor!

    • @aleph0540
      @aleph0540 Před 3 lety

      Yeah after that Rasputin shit you gotta go down when they take a shot lol.

  • @user-wt9ny2yv9f
    @user-wt9ny2yv9f Před 3 lety +90

    They cries that BLACKS and Spanish will break in theirs homes! Meanwhile! They break in the CAPITOL!

    • @lonniebooker9138
      @lonniebooker9138 Před 3 lety +4

      Remember Rosewood. Remember Greenwood!

    • @2slodownneed
      @2slodownneed Před 3 lety +1

      Don't worry nobody will be breaking into my home and walking away

    • @westvirginiaboy4491
      @westvirginiaboy4491 Před 3 lety

      You do know antifa and BLM were the there as well right? Libs cant teach em anything

    • @teen_raider1199
      @teen_raider1199 Před 3 lety

      @@westvirginiaboy4491 but u can’t hide the fact that there was more trump supporters at the captiol 😂

    • @westvirginiaboy4491
      @westvirginiaboy4491 Před 3 lety

      @@teen_raider1199 there were. And if you voted for Biden I feel sorry for you. You deserve what's to come.
      🥒🧠

  • @SherryEReson
    @SherryEReson Před 3 lety +111

    I love the way Noah, Colbert, Meyers, Bee and Oliver curate the news.

    • @michaelmerrill6447
      @michaelmerrill6447 Před 3 lety +1

      What, without the facts?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před 3 lety +21

      @@michaelmerrill6447 Aww, a lil' bitter critter.

    • @michaelmerrill6447
      @michaelmerrill6447 Před 3 lety +1

      @@plaidpanda I’m not bitter but thanks for your unifying reply full of unity

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před 3 lety +9

      @@michaelmerrill6447 Warmly welcomed, boo. Hope you enjoy the next 4 years!!

    • @michaelmerrill6447
      @michaelmerrill6447 Před 3 lety

      @@plaidpanda right back at ya!

  • @ralphstephan353
    @ralphstephan353 Před 3 lety +222

    I do not understand how Lindsey Graham’s constituents can tolerate his flip flopping. I think it pretty clear that he isn’t trustworthy.

    • @cayod6
      @cayod6 Před 3 lety +23

      He’s even more annoying than Trump. At least we knew Trump’s game

    • @ralphstephan353
      @ralphstephan353 Před 3 lety +15

      @@cayod6 Agreed. Plus this appearance of this intense anger/insult is getting really old, especially when it becomes clear that it’s a dodge to cover up whatever they’ve been up to recently.

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 Před 3 lety +15

      Lindsey Graham's flip flop is on another level. I don't know any other politician that flips in that way. He gets really fired up about saying something is wrong like he has a high moral ground and in less than 24 hours, he completely flips 180 and says the total opposite.
      While there are many examples, I still cant forget when Khashoggi was murdered, and on this Sunday, he was going to the White House to go talk some sense to the president. Everyone thought finally, someone with balls is stepping up to the president. He was really agitated while speaking to press in advance and then he comes out in less than 2 hours, and like everything is OK, nothing here to see... I just couldn't believe it. It was like the White House had something magical that flashed his brain or so like you see in Sci-Fi movies. It was just unbelievable.

    • @ralphstephan353
      @ralphstephan353 Před 3 lety +16

      @@beigefox6579 Do you think Trump has some kind of damning info on Graham?

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 Před 3 lety +18

      @@ralphstephan353 I won't be surprised if he does. It is just so damn weird for someone that rejected Trump in the beginning and then turn to a major suck up for Trump. Other republicans dont even go that far.

  • @n.a.4292
    @n.a.4292 Před 3 lety +13

    You have to give the Devil's his due: the last 4 years were the craziest reality tv show ever

  • @TALevert
    @TALevert Před 3 lety +11

    You killing me with the Missy Elliot, “Miss me with the Bullshit!”

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Před 3 lety +170

    I just realized Lindsey Graham is comparable to Benedict Arnold. One moment he's on the right side and then the next minute he's working with the enemy and even when he swears he's done working with them he still goes ahead and returns back to Trump. Classic Benedict Arnold

    • @paleggett1897
      @paleggett1897 Před 3 lety +6

      An ideal example of a RethugliKKKan Futtbucker

    • @thekaiser4333
      @thekaiser4333 Před 3 lety +2

      Lindsey Graham is clearly reptilian. Look at his eyes... 6:58

    • @kamion53
      @kamion53 Před 3 lety +2

      don't you think Lindsey Graham is eligible for the Yellow Heart?

    • @paleggett1897
      @paleggett1897 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kamion53 presumes having a heart

    • @corvusdove874
      @corvusdove874 Před 3 lety +1

      The funny thing is, Benedict Arnold at least had legitimate beef; Arnold was a war hero who was injured and got screwed over by the Revolutionaries, got snubbed a few times, and generally was undervalued by the budding USA in the way he was treated, which led to his treason. Graham is the kind of slime where just some cash is enough.

  • @vantabllack
    @vantabllack Před 3 lety +104

    They were looking through the documents like they would even understand what the policies were trying to purpose

  • @alexandralim3381
    @alexandralim3381 Před 3 lety +34

    When he goes "a broke bitch" I COULD NOT THE WAY HE SAYS "broke bitch" IS SO FUNNY.

  • @patricianicole10
    @patricianicole10 Před 3 lety +138

    Alternative title: "Miss me with that bullsh*t"

  • @ilicktarpits4642
    @ilicktarpits4642 Před 3 lety +219

    10 years in prison. all of them. period.

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place Před 3 lety +35

      AND, a $250,000 fine- All thanks to Their Lord & Master who ordered that penalty for defiling governmental property. KARMA gotta love it.

    • @ChimkinMcCluckie
      @ChimkinMcCluckie Před 3 lety +13

      @@dee_dee_place Perhaps their fines should be equal to the capital rioters that they incited. Each and every one of them.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 Před 3 lety +16

      No I say life. Because black people have been killed and locked up for having a weed seed.

    • @TheBest-sv2oj
      @TheBest-sv2oj Před 3 lety +11

      Depends they could serve up to 40 years because their are multiple types of treason and some of them committed multiple types .

    • @19walsh85
      @19walsh85 Před 3 lety

      Why just years ? Are you related to one of them?

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 3 lety +204

    Everything may be pretty terrible, but at least Trevor’s hair is MAGNIFICENT.

    • @chubsley2000
      @chubsley2000 Před 3 lety +2

      i love this show, but am waiting to hear Trevor's thoughts on Joe Biden's eulogy for Strom Thurmond

    • @idas2304
      @idas2304 Před 3 lety +3

      He looked so much nicer with short hair.

    • @andresbarriga5305
      @andresbarriga5305 Před 3 lety +3

      @@idas2304 Nice is boring.

    • @ladywartooth
      @ladywartooth Před 3 lety +4

      I'm loving his hair. He's looking pretty good.

    • @catytheredheadedalaskan8118
      @catytheredheadedalaskan8118 Před 3 lety +2

      Everyone: aged five years
      Trevor: looks ten years younger

  • @dossube
    @dossube Před 3 lety +2

    "Now that the violence has happened we should do everything we can to stop the violence" - Trevor is gold 😂

  • @gilliancottlemathurin8446
    @gilliancottlemathurin8446 Před 3 lety +11

    The Fox reporting boggles my mind. These are supposedly educated people,but the incredible nonsense they spout is beyond belief 🤔😩

    • @Obrimus
      @Obrimus Před 3 lety +3

      That's because they know their viewers are neither educated nor very bright and will believe anything they say. You can only scam someone who knows less than you.

    • @unfitking8663
      @unfitking8663 Před 3 lety

      Same could be said about CNN......

  • @tarin6131
    @tarin6131 Před 3 lety +332

    My 2021 quote: “please miss me with that BS”

    • @interestedlistener20peters23
      @interestedlistener20peters23 Před 3 lety +1

      All politics are smokes and mirrors, set up distraction for us. We are living in the biblical Last Days and with the Mark out, the mandatory Covid tainted 'test' and vac., the battle between light and dark is coming in the open. The King is coming back very soon, be ready! m.czcams.com/video/wjmltHpAQw8/video.html

    • @ErnestineLyons
      @ErnestineLyons Před 3 lety +1

      Is that a thing we say now?

    • @tarin6131
      @tarin6131 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ErnestineLyons Yes. It’s time to preserve our energy for bigger and better things than argue about the same BS with people that will never change.

    • @Whoopwhoopwhoop
      @Whoopwhoopwhoop Před 3 lety +2

      Prefer 'spare me'

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/jrxrsN_hMWU/video.html

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn Před 3 lety +305

    Why is there such a thing as "First Class Medical?" Why don't we all have the same opportunity for medical and mental health care!?!

    • @jeanalton7369
      @jeanalton7369 Před 3 lety +6

      Really? Are you serious? "First Class Medical?"

    • @jackieo.9904
      @jackieo.9904 Před 3 lety +30

      Just like our legal system, if you have money and connections you're almost guaranteed a better outcome along with many perks that the lower middle-class and poor will never see. Those are the folks that need a support system or some help legally and sadly the people that get those things dont need nor appreciate them.

    • @TheBest-sv2oj
      @TheBest-sv2oj Před 3 lety +10

      Because Republicans

    • @keithdunn926
      @keithdunn926 Před 3 lety +5

      Medical Cartel,to BIG to fail.If you have$,YOU TOO can be Best. Maybe even get Regeneron.

    • @aa134368
      @aa134368 Před 3 lety +32

      Because the gop has spent the last 50 years pavloving voters to reject anything the gop chooses to label as “soCiaList”. The US should have the best healthcare to all citizens, just like every other developed country but nope, have to siphon the BILLIONS a year to big medical. They’ve also spent billions on misinformation. The whole narrative that universal healthcare meant long wait times and dying in the waiting room? Yup, a lie sponsored by a corrupt industry that treats healthcare as a way to squeeze the most profit out of human pain. Despicable.

  • @fthurman
    @fthurman Před 3 lety +11

    I love over the years Trevor picking up more and more Black American vernacular.

  • @LyndaStarr
    @LyndaStarr Před 3 lety +1

    Trevor talking about Bridgerton was one on the highlights of this!!! So Brilliant!!! Haha

  • @ameersaalem6795
    @ameersaalem6795 Před 3 lety +53

    Trevor ‘miss me with that bullshit’ Noah 😂😂

  • @edricaldones9639
    @edricaldones9639 Před 3 lety +381

    "Bigo" with a silent t.

  • @HayderAbdulridha
    @HayderAbdulridha Před 3 lety +195

    "Jews will not replace us", Someone tell these proud boys that their Savior Jesus is a jew......

    • @shalonrivers6732
      @shalonrivers6732 Před 3 lety +3

      SMH...right!

    • @alecboybuna682
      @alecboybuna682 Před 3 lety +4

      He was an Arab palestinian

    • @matthiaskreutzmann9027
      @matthiaskreutzmann9027 Před 3 lety +26

      @@alecboybuna682You mean before there was anything arab or palestinian? Culturally Jesus (if he ever actually existed) was jew.

    • @alecboybuna682
      @alecboybuna682 Před 3 lety

      @@matthiaskreutzmann9027 culturally yes but u guys dont even claim him as you're prophet

    • @np1056
      @np1056 Před 3 lety +8

      @@alecboybuna682 They don't consider him their messiah/God, but that's a moot point.

  • @HumpDayAdams
    @HumpDayAdams Před 3 lety +20

    Anyone else hear the dad line “Only winners get ice cream” in their fathers voice?? 😂

  • @robliston1283
    @robliston1283 Před 3 lety +1342

    *Hey Trump supporters,* you stormed the Capitol for Trump and got arrested while Lil Wayne got pardoned. Steve Bannon also got a pardon and he stole your money from "Build the wall". 😂😂😂 What did you get?

  • @robinmcgee2672
    @robinmcgee2672 Před 3 lety +35

    The Nancy home alone joke cracked me up! 😂😂😂

  • @sonyawaites1254
    @sonyawaites1254 Před 3 lety +2

    Trevor saying "miss me with that bullshit" is giving me life 😆❤

  • @erichramone7812
    @erichramone7812 Před 3 lety +24

    You can have a radio show on Spotify, that’s why they did that.

  • @spw0003
    @spw0003 Před 3 lety +45

    I love how Trevor kept saying “miss me with that bullshit” like he just learned what it meant and that it brought so much joy to his heart that he couldn’t help but to use it over and over again 😂😅🤣 #itsthenew #talktothehand 💁🏾‍♀️

    • @TheConour
      @TheConour Před 3 lety

      Well, I hadn't heard it either and I'm grateful. Knowing that helps me to be cool.

  • @Konayo_
    @Konayo_ Před 3 lety +234

    Trevors week summarised:
    Miss me with that BS!

  • @vorexvii
    @vorexvii Před 3 lety +1

    "no zookeeper alive can hold me" that accent from the colombian hippop had me

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 3 lety +29

    "Joe Biden's middle name is 'Robinette?'"
    And Drew Carey's middle name is "Allison." 🤷

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify Před 3 lety +2

      Parents who wanted Girls but Ended up with Boys

    • @mwmann3684
      @mwmann3684 Před 3 lety +2

      Robinette and Allison could EASILY be maiden names of mother's/grandmother's maiden names. Nothing-Burgers😩

  • @dalpz205
    @dalpz205 Před 3 lety +94

    "Miss me with that bullshit" - I hope that works into my comedy vocabulary more than "Bigly"

  • @Kazavop
    @Kazavop Před 3 lety +87

    when a video that's blocked in your country is in a video that isn't blocked
    *i see this as an absolute win*

    • @Kazavop
      @Kazavop Před 3 lety +4

      @@Nate-.- trevor on Biden's inauguration

    • @Mmothership68
      @Mmothership68 Před 3 lety +3

      Get yourself a VPN. You can watch what you want

  • @Amy-yi3sd
    @Amy-yi3sd Před 3 lety

    That ending with the hippo joke was EVERYTHING.

  • @mmerriman4995
    @mmerriman4995 Před 3 lety

    I am glad to see this again. Especially the first piece. Thank you, Trevor, for your outrage & your intellect. And thank you for always offering truthful reality as a significant ground for us through the shit-storm. We know you will continue to bring important light as we work to clean-up the exposed rot of our systems. Thank you from Vermont.

  • @chrystinegaines3207
    @chrystinegaines3207 Před 3 lety +41

    I think I am definitely going to start using the phrase "miss me with that bullshit" on a regular basis thanks Trevor

    • @divinediva_
      @divinediva_ Před 3 lety +9

      It's been out there a long time, but his use is spot on! 😂

    • @omarionwifey1989
      @omarionwifey1989 Před 3 lety +1

      Yyyyyyaaaaaassss Kendrick Lamar references ♥

    • @lindalnd90
      @lindalnd90 Před 3 lety +2

      Black people have been using the phrase for a few years now so Trevor is a bit late to the game.

  • @savannahmerold6374
    @savannahmerold6374 Před 3 lety +265

    Very confused as to why Tucker Carlson threw “androgynous” in there lol

    • @divinediva_
      @divinediva_ Před 3 lety +10

      🤔🤔🤔IKR

    • @FatimaMaddox
      @FatimaMaddox Před 3 lety +15

      Right, I didn't hear the next seconds after that statement. My mind was like stuck like huhhh? Lol

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 Před 3 lety +80

      Why not throw in a little misogyny and transphobia if it'll help gin up your fanbase?

    • @killero00
      @killero00 Před 3 lety +43

      I doubt half the people watching Fox knows the definition of androgynous, let alone Tucker.

    • @joyphillips1821
      @joyphillips1821 Před 3 lety

      This is to avoid the fact that a LARGE NUMBER OF HASIDIC JEWS WERE SEEN IN BROOKLYN HOSTING A MASSIVE WEDDING DURING A COVID PANDEMIC..just recently.. And you really think CNN doesn't know about this? They seemed to cover everything when it came to Trump or Gov. Andrew Cuomo.... Are you really that stupid? www.timesofisrael.com/thousands-attend-hasidic-wedding-in-brooklyn-kept-secret-due-to-covid-rules/

  • @chosen.loved.forgiven
    @chosen.loved.forgiven Před 3 lety

    Yessss with the "so please MISS ME with that bullsh!t", I felt that on a personal level!

  • @michaelbjrk481
    @michaelbjrk481 Před 3 lety +8

    "Bidens middle name is Robinette?! WHAT??"
    That isnt his the weirdest part... his name can be read as jr Biden jr

  • @ninabeena83
    @ninabeena83 Před 3 lety +40

    “Gently guiding his hips from behind”
    Trevor. You are on time out bro 😳 wtf man we did not need that Handmaids-esque visual 😩😒😂😂

    • @Monada79
      @Monada79 Před 3 lety +1

      That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard that.

    • @twodonks
      @twodonks Před 3 lety +1

      😖

    • @aquelpibe
      @aquelpibe Před 3 lety

      Your heard it, you can´t unhear it!

  • @kokonadosian
    @kokonadosian Před 3 lety +55

    "Miss me with that bullsh*t"
    - Trevor Noah, 2021

    • @edwinrouse511
      @edwinrouse511 Před 3 lety +1

      Then get off of here quit running your mouth !!!

  • @chrisdenham159
    @chrisdenham159 Před 3 lety +2

    "how you gonna start a fight and then tell everyone else to calm down" .....lol

  • @bayridgemama01
    @bayridgemama01 Před 3 lety

    Thank you Trevor Noah for helping us get through the last four years... it’s very refreshing to hear the truth and I am grateful for your Daily Show during this pandemic as well.. you have helped us a whole lot... God bless you young man!

  • @Alphaomega1800
    @Alphaomega1800 Před 3 lety +92

    Trevor Noah: “Miss me with that bullshit.”😂

    • @BenFrankarts
      @BenFrankarts Před 3 lety +1

      That was so hood. We used to say that back in the 80’s

  • @rafaeloda
    @rafaeloda Před 3 lety +123

    "We might just set up a gumment."
    LOL. They can't even set up the clock on the microwave.

    • @edricaldones9639
      @edricaldones9639 Před 3 lety +8

      That's darn tricky, if you haven't read the manual, though.
      It seems they haven't read the manual to US democracy, either.

    • @kristinahildebrand4015
      @kristinahildebrand4015 Před 3 lety +2

      To be fair, neither can I and I have a doctorate ;)

    • @he1ar1
      @he1ar1 Před 3 lety +3

      luckily for us the fascists were incompetent

    • @JeffreyGillespie
      @JeffreyGillespie Před 3 lety

      @@kristinahildebrand4015 from a public college? ;)

    • @otiscross3448
      @otiscross3448 Před 3 lety +1

      @@he1ar1 This time.

  • @ebenezertilahun3936
    @ebenezertilahun3936 Před 3 lety +1

    "Miss me with that bulls***t" is my new favorite phrase

  • @richstanton8545
    @richstanton8545 Před 3 lety

    Gotta love Trevor as a modern wordsmith:
    "Miss me with that bullshit!"👍
    😆🤣🙃🤣😆

  • @Happywife606
    @Happywife606 Před 3 lety +624

    As Muslim I am glad to share the “terrorist” title with white people we all in this together 😀

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 Před 3 lety +17

    now i just want a stefon sketch about how “this inauguration has EVERYTHING...”

  • @meowzero965
    @meowzero965 Před 3 lety +2

    "We will be back in some form"
    That gonna give me nightmare for days

  • @Phunkiebrewster
    @Phunkiebrewster Před 3 lety +5

    "Miss me with that bullshit" is quickly becoming my personal mantra.

  • @fractally
    @fractally Před 3 lety +103

    "While we're here, we might as well set up a government..."
    OMG---these yokels are clueless.
    They think they are living in a video game.

  • @NenaVA1
    @NenaVA1 Před 3 lety +39

    Lmaooooo the motto: Miss Me With the BULLSHIT!!! I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah I thought about the old jeezy song. Anyway you from VA too?

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety

      This is literally the first time I've heard the teenlen/term, and he used it multiple times. Is it an old or new term?...

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 Před 3 lety

      @@deprofundis3293 I'm 40 I first heard miss me with that when I was in my early 20s.

  • @carydorse705
    @carydorse705 Před 3 lety +3

    Once I'm a druglord, I'm gonna get myself some kangoroos and find out whether you can ride them

  • @jps1140
    @jps1140 Před 3 lety

    Mr Noah. Thank you for taking serious issues and making me laugh my ass off. You’re awesome.

  • @planet4change
    @planet4change Před 3 lety +73

    “ Miss me with that BS !!! “ priceless.
    It’s like the Joker putting a fake mustache on and sneaking out the back door when Batman arrives.

    • @donaldkeener4583
      @donaldkeener4583 Před 3 lety +1

      Right? I loved it too brother!'

    • @cutwagman
      @cutwagman Před 3 lety

      Trevor missed a couple of chromosomes.

    • @interestedlistener20peters23
      @interestedlistener20peters23 Před 3 lety

      All politics are smokes and mirrors, set up distraction for us. We are living in the biblical Last Days and with the Mark out, the mandatory Covid tainted 'test' and vac., the battle between light and dark is coming in the open. The King is coming back very soon, be ready! m.czcams.com/video/wjmltHpAQw8/video.html

    • @wizardzealeous7024
      @wizardzealeous7024 Před 3 lety

      Hey, I don't get the joke, can you explain it too me?

    • @wizardzealeous7024
      @wizardzealeous7024 Před 3 lety

      @Nate Man

  • @rebjorn79
    @rebjorn79 Před 3 lety +340

    'When a blind man leads a blind man, they both fall into the ditch"
    - Jesus Christ

    • @ferdinandb.s8975
      @ferdinandb.s8975 Před 3 lety +1

      I have no fucking idea who you're against

    • @darkwraith1971
      @darkwraith1971 Před 3 lety +22

      The 2 most destructive forces on this planet Greed an Religion both should be destroyed.
      -My quote
      The church hates a thinker precisely for the same reason a robber dislikes a sheriff, or a thief despises the prosecuting witness.
      Ignorance worships mystery; reason explains it; the one grovels, the other soars.
      Nothing could be more dangerous to the existence of this Republic than to introduce religion into politics
      The inspiration of the Bible depends upon the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it.
      “They knew that to put God in the constitution was to put man out. They knew that the recognition of a Deity would be seized upon by fanatics and zealots as a pretext for destroying the liberty of thought. They knew the terrible history of the church too well to place in her keeping or in the keeping of her God the sacred rights of man. They intended that all should have the right to worship or not to worship that our laws should make no distinction on account of creed. They intended to found and frame a government for man and for man alone. They wished to preserve the individuality of all to prevent the few from governing the many and the many from persecuting and destroying the few.”
      All that is necessary, as it seems to me, to convince any reasonable person that the Bible is simply and purely of human invention - of barbarian invention - is to read it. Read it as you would any other book; think of it as you would of any other; get the bandage of reverence from your eyes; drive from your heart the phantom of fear; push from the throne of your brain the cowled form of superstition - then read the Holy Bible, and you will be amazed that you ever, for one moment, supposed a being of infinite wisdom, goodness and purity, to be the author of such ignorance and of such atrocity.
      If cathedrals had been universities If dungeons of the Inquisition had been laboratories If Christians had believed in character instead of creed If they had taken from the bible only that which is GOOD and thrown away the wicked and absurd If temple domes had been observatories If priests had been philosophers If missionaries had taught useful arts instead of bible lore If astrology had been astronomy If the black arts had been chemistry If superstition had been science If religion had been humanity The world then would be a heaven filled with love, and liberty and joy

    • @ferdinandb.s8975
      @ferdinandb.s8975 Před 3 lety +3

      @@darkwraith1971 are you a writer?

    • @ceciliasenghore7843
      @ceciliasenghore7843 Před 3 lety

      Hehehehe! HILARIOUS!!!

    • @mswag609
      @mswag609 Před 3 lety +5

      amen to that. a lot of people try to discredit the Big JC. but a good number of philosophers and scientists know His words carried real weight, goes deep, and eye-opening especially in an era of discrimination, misinterpretations, and when human equality is seen as a foreign concept. with words of love and compassion the Good Lord inspired some true heroes to create most of our modern policies and laws. even shed light to the old testament. and there is more we can learn

  • @RorRiiZzLE
    @RorRiiZzLE Před 3 lety

    Dude, your “too far” impression of Lindsey Graham is just so freakin’ great!

  • @thatomash7689
    @thatomash7689 Před 3 lety +1

    "Yeah Nancy" 🤣🤣🤣 kilt me

  • @rayvincente
    @rayvincente Před 3 lety +88

    This vid should be re entitled "Miss me with that Bull****!" 😂

    • @maverickso8397
      @maverickso8397 Před 3 lety +5

      2020 should have been titled as "Miss me with that Bullshit"

    • @starshake8998
      @starshake8998 Před 3 lety

      100%

    • @nicolerobinson6294
      @nicolerobinson6294 Před 3 lety

      I did even listen to the entire video. I just love that saying. Appropriate for so many situations.

    • @twillyspree3759
      @twillyspree3759 Před 3 lety

      @@maverickso8397 YES!!! ✌️

    • @gazmirdedja9603
      @gazmirdedja9603 Před 3 lety

      BTC is the future of crypto and the questions trad.ers ask themselves now is if this is right time to inve.st ? before jumping into conclusion i think you should take a look at things first . for the past few days the price of BTC has been fluctuating which means the market is currently unstable and you cant tell if it is going bearish or bullish , while others still continue to trade without the fear of making lo.se , others are being patient it all depends on the pattern with which you tra.de and also the source of your sign.als . i would say trading has been going smoothly for me after accumu.lating over 3.5 BTC in just two weeks , with the trading strategy given to me Daniel Wrìght . His methods are top notch and profit.able and he can be contacted easily on Tele.gram ( @Danielwrightfx ) cheers....

  • @crooked_letters
    @crooked_letters Před 3 lety +99

    All these people have felonies now and can’t vote 😂

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před 3 lety +14

      Or own a gun or get a job

    • @sjbock
      @sjbock Před 3 lety +21

      Most of the rioters have been charged with misdemeanors but the feds say charges may be upgraded and added. I won't be celebrating until we actually see some convictions and guilty pleas.

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh, the irony!

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lunalea1250 that is not irony

    • @crooked_letters
      @crooked_letters Před 3 lety +2

      @@dontspikemydrink9382 yeah, it’s pretty ironic

  • @phresh07
    @phresh07 Před 3 lety +2

    I love Trevor and how he says years

  • @marinaoc7147
    @marinaoc7147 Před 3 lety +21

    I love “please miss me with this BS”- so going to borrow that one.

  • @discountedartificer250
    @discountedartificer250 Před 3 lety +271

    “Nobody should die a virgin” nice roast

    • @twillyspree3759
      @twillyspree3759 Před 3 lety +4

      "Mother...I'm steaming like a teakettle!"

    • @ttdreamz6
      @ttdreamz6 Před 3 lety

      @@gazmirdedja9603 what?? are you sure you're under the right video bud?

    • @discountedartificer250
      @discountedartificer250 Před 3 lety

      Teria he is talking about Bitcoin

    • @twillyspree3759
      @twillyspree3759 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gazmirdedja9603 BTC has been steadily overblown if you keep following the trends. Just like the housing market bubble before the 2008 crash, it's gonna blow.
      Like it or not, although crypto is an unregulated & apparently "untraceable" currency by the way it exchanges through blockchain, crypto is still a fiat currency. It has value only so long as many people agree it has value. Once the United States fed steps in to regulate (yes, a challenge, because of blockchain technology) but not the worst for the IRS to go, ok, how are you living this lifestyle or funding your business? In this way, free market capitalism usually trumps (pardon the pun). Politicians & corporate CEO's getting blindsided by people making money & taking business away through crypto funds will fight back. It'll be quite a mess soon.
      The Feds also want to come down on crypto because serious terrorist groups like ISIS use it, just like they have used the de-platformed Parler social media & still-functioning Telegram. Don't think the Feds won't be coming down on crypto soon. Take care. Think well. Don't follow charismatic Internet "gurus".

    • @ttdreamz6
      @ttdreamz6 Před 3 lety

      @@discountedartificer250 okay then. I'm still tryna figure out why tho. This dude has been spamming the whole comment section with the same message which I think is sketchy...bot-like even.

  • @4675636b596f755954
    @4675636b596f755954 Před 3 lety +44

    What the Hell Happened This Week - "Miss Me With That Bullshit" Edition

  • @travelwith2ofus
    @travelwith2ofus Před 3 lety +2

    "So please, miss me with that bullshit"
    My new favorite phrase:
    @ The gym
    @ Home
    @ The supermarket
    and during an argument
    Okay!

  • @SharonThoboisluvtolive

    OH GOD TREVOR, THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY! I AM ALLOWING MYSELF TO LAUGH A LITTLE NOW BUT IT IS STILL BEING UNDERMINED. KEEP SAFE AND SHARING YOUR OPINION BECAUSE IT WILL BE GROWING ROOTS TO KNOWLEDGE IN AMERICAN HISTORY. THANK YOU AND ALL AMERICANS WHOM HAVE SHARED THEIR PATRIOTISM IN THESE CONFUSING TIMES.

  • @konradyearwood5845
    @konradyearwood5845 Před 3 lety +25

    "....Mike Pence gently guiding his hips from behind". Now that is an image I did not want invading my mind!!!

  • @BigNacho90
    @BigNacho90 Před 3 lety +13

    I laughed hard when he said " unfortunately there is going to be mutated strains" 🤣

  • @joepimental6938
    @joepimental6938 Před 3 lety

    Wow, best truthful, patriotic slamming from this crew.

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 Před 3 lety

    "Miss me with that bullsh*t." A simple, never heard by me before but completely understood, straight to the point, sentiment.

  • @kaindabadguy
    @kaindabadguy Před 3 lety +8

    I was worried for a moment because it sounded like that angry mob was screaming “HANG MY PANTS”.

    • @818boy
      @818boy Před 3 lety

      👍😂😅😂😅✌🙏🏡🇺🇸

    • @ajagoat7
      @ajagoat7 Před 3 lety

      😆😂

  • @russellzauner
    @russellzauner Před 3 lety +194

    Onion Elizabeth: we're storming the capitol, it's a revolution
    Everyone: Oh, there's no crying in a revolution, dear.

    • @818boy
      @818boy Před 3 lety

      👍👏👏👏✌🙏🏡🇺🇸

    • @interestedlistener20peters23
      @interestedlistener20peters23 Před 3 lety

      All politics are smokes and mirrors, set up distraction for us. We are living in the biblical Last Days and with the Mark out, the mandatory Covid tainted 'test' and vac., the battle between light and dark is coming in the open. The King is coming back very soon, be ready! m.czcams.com/video/wjmltHpAQw8/video.html

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 Před 3 lety +3

      But she was PUSHED. She'll be traumatized for the rest of her life.
      PUSHED! Police brutality!

  • @pietrufarrugia9617
    @pietrufarrugia9617 Před 3 lety +1

    "old age Home Alone" sold me. Subbed.

  • @CaraMarie13
    @CaraMarie13 Před 3 lety +9

    Michelle's outfit is all the snap you need in a fight.

    • @cathymartin3898
      @cathymartin3898 Před 3 lety

      People that Phrase miss me with that S::t is old 1990

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 Před 3 lety +98

    "While we're here we might as well set up a government".
    Then they all went home a couple of hours later!!
    It takes a bit more time and commitment than THAT to stage a coup!,

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety +6

      They shouldn't call them Proud Boys, but Fat Boys. One way to prevent a coup from happening is to close all the fast food joints in the area. Two hours without pigging out and they're ready to call it quits...

    • @jubbins64
      @jubbins64 Před 3 lety +13

      Just because they’re incompetent doesn’t mean they didn’t ATTEMPT a coup! 😏

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety +10

      @@jubbins64 It reminds me of what Trump said in a press interview in 1998 "If I ever chose to run for public office, I'd run as a Republican, because, you know, the Republicans, they have the DUMBEST voters."

    • @keithdunn926
      @keithdunn926 Před 3 lety

      Yuuup ALL that rioting gets militant mental cases hungry for some take out Grease,these Idiots could not even run a pig sty.

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety

      @@keithdunn926 I think many of them may actually live in a pig sty

  • @coflow675
    @coflow675 Před 3 lety +136

    Nobody supported the president like Mike Pence. Even though i didn't like it. The truth is. HE DID.

    • @Izzyirizarry
      @Izzyirizarry Před 3 lety +7

      Agree. His face was really in there!

    • @misan7903
      @misan7903 Před 3 lety +7

      Not only that. He show dignety , and that must be good for his party, when Trump as always did show complitley lack of that.

    • @nycgweed
      @nycgweed Před 3 lety +4

      He was supporting the party not trump

    • @misan7903
      @misan7903 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nycgweed Yes he did so, with all dignety and a way to behave so much better than Trump.

    • @connieelkhouri1619
      @connieelkhouri1619 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep.

  • @mellow1159
    @mellow1159 Před 3 lety

    🤣😂🤣😂 He said Pence been gently guiding Trump hips from behind 🤣😂🤣 that's support!!

  • @foreverfamily3775
    @foreverfamily3775 Před 3 lety

    When he said we will be back in some form 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deankaprolet3994
    @deankaprolet3994 Před 3 lety +91

    The Republicans should at least say "be better than us" when they're asking for all this Unity

    • @deblibra6884
      @deblibra6884 Před 3 lety

      I don't care what repukes have to say... NOTHING!

    • @danc1990
      @danc1990 Před 3 lety

      Now all of a sudden they care about unity. For 4 years they have done everything possible to tear us apart, but now we are supposed to forget that, because they are sad.

  • @chrisedmonds4022
    @chrisedmonds4022 Před 3 lety +113

    Michelle Obama outfit made me feel like a broke bitch lol 😂

    • @butterfly-girl6867
      @butterfly-girl6867 Před 3 lety +4

      I know - I cracked up when he said that !! 😂

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 3 lety +4

      @jawed 😒😒😒 Of all the criticisms to give the Obamas thats the worst.

    • @elw7658
      @elw7658 Před 3 lety

      Me too 😂😂😂😂

    • @kiasophia6869
      @kiasophia6869 Před 3 lety +1

      You mean "Michael"? No actual woman has arms that fabulous.

    • @elw7658
      @elw7658 Před 3 lety +1

      Ki.. be careful.

  • @xyinterrupted
    @xyinterrupted Před 3 lety

    Trevor's impression is workable for playing: Ms. Lindsaay Graham (the southern belle next door) OR for Leslie Jordan 🤣😏

  • @itsover123
    @itsover123 Před 3 lety +1

    Trevor I Love to watch you're videos, I'm guaranteed a laugh..thank you ( I'm 63).

  • @askibin9744
    @askibin9744 Před 3 lety +113

    Nobody:
    Trevor: *miSs mE wiTH tHat buLLsHit*

    • @alexmaxwell4210
      @alexmaxwell4210 Před 3 lety +5

      Producer: Trevor, your "that's like" scenarios are getting old. It's time to come up with a new phrase.
      Trevor: Miss me with that bullshit!

    • @r2d2rxr
      @r2d2rxr Před 3 lety +3

      It’s different, but I’m down if he keeps using it. Make it a thing man

    • @lindiwehlatshwayo8105
      @lindiwehlatshwayo8105 Před 3 lety

      @@r2d2rxr No.

    • @randywilson9185
      @randywilson9185 Před 3 lety +1

      yall are easily entertained...

    • @lindiwehlatshwayo8105
      @lindiwehlatshwayo8105 Před 3 lety +1

      As a phrase of the week, or the month since it's coming to an end, but definitely not a thing.

  • @G33KSP34K
    @G33KSP34K Před 3 lety +3

    "Miss me with that bullsh*t" is my new favorite phrase :D

  • @denisemckenzie3335
    @denisemckenzie3335 Před 3 lety

    Trevor you soooo crack me up! Thanks for helping us all through this mess!

  • @yoonmarshall9215
    @yoonmarshall9215 Před 3 lety

    I love your straight talk. We all need to talk straight like you.

  • @DarlingGlitch
    @DarlingGlitch Před 3 lety +22

    The guy who was looking through the folders is hilarious, as a former State Capitol worker I can tell you that you’re not going to find “anything” at a legislator’s desk. 😂😂😂

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Před 3 lety +5

      Well they're not too bright.

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT Před 3 lety +2

      He's obviously watched too many movies. He had his phone out to take pictures of the papers like nobody would know he was there

  • @audreyjenkins1401
    @audreyjenkins1401 Před 3 lety +89

    They paid good money for those pardons...nothing is free from Trump.

    • @monkmonk275
      @monkmonk275 Před 3 lety +7

      2 million dollars each, time 140 pardons ... yeah alot of money 💰

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh Před 3 lety

      Stop making shit up

    • @genebohannon8820
      @genebohannon8820 Před 3 lety +1

      Look in to President Clinton's pardons, oh you were in primary. History started with millennials birth.

    • @murk4552
      @murk4552 Před 3 lety +3

      @@PM-qi4mh Trump didn't pay Guliani, we still making shit up, or is everyone but Trump have a better memory of his constant failed and false promises? Where's that wall? Oh that's right, he meant the ones that's gonna be his jail cell, surrounded by Mexican guards

    • @torresthemonster
      @torresthemonster Před 3 lety

      Funny how they are still speaking about trump even when he's not in the office 🤡🤡

  • @RicheBright
    @RicheBright Před 3 lety

    Trevor really nailed that horrified look as the Pets Plus interviewer. I really lost it there.

  • @PhiLiPTaNzzz
    @PhiLiPTaNzzz Před 3 lety

    That Spotify/Pinterest ban observation is quite hilarious haha