Shotguns With The Branches
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- čas přidán 26. 05. 2023
- Do you know anyone in military branches that shoots shotguns like this? #funny #comedy #short
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that Space Force fired a shotgun one-handed & sideways?
Recoil in zero g is crazy so space force doesn’t feel anything on earth
Being born in a martian ghetto has its advantages
In space
He from the hood.
Legit!
Air force shooting it while in a chair is peak comedy
chair force to you.
(Edit)
This is the most likes I've ever gotten thanks!
As someone who’s in the Air Force and I can Confirm this is how it’s done
😂😂😂😂@@graces_creations23
air force.. chair.. CHAIR FORCE.
nuh uh the chair wasnt thirty thousand feet in the air -not realistic.
Space force: *fires rpg with 2 fingers and doesnt feel anything*
Wouldn’t it be 2 hands? (B/c he has hands on his fingers) or would it be finger hands 😅 idk just wondering.
RPG is basically a tube holding a rocket, it has no recoil
@@kalbalstuksyeah there isn’t gunpowder exploding when you fire so there really isn’t recoil
space force got me
@@StanFromTheShipThat’s not what makes it recoilless. It’s the fact that there is quite literally nothing for it to recoil against.
Space force was actually terrifying on this one
I would want him on my side.
Space force is always scary
Thousandth like
@@diazalex5314 the tinfoil protects you from his brain waves
Marines: *proceeds to gradually get faster at shooting the shotgun until he is literally slam firing it*
I noticed that and I'm like will it get faster
1K likes and 1 reply, lemme fix that
It’s not called a trench gun for nothing
“my forefathers, they call me. like a distant memory as if i’ve known how to my entire life, i began to slam fore the shotgun” - some marine dusty
@@ethangerstein2534its not.... Thats not a trench gu.
I love how Coast Guard took the recoil like a champ but the destructive capability he witnessed terrified him down to his core.
Starts screaming when the imagination kicks in
Nick Swardson in Benchwarmers
@@mikef7698 you have made my day sir😂😂I was hoping to see this
@@mikef7698fuck bro i was going to say that😂
C'mon guys everybody knows the airforce jumps and shoots their guns while they're in the air
Space force is definitely the quiet kid with a PhD
And perfect a PT score on the low 😅
You want to be friends with space force. One day they gunna do something wild. It might be for the greater good, it might be from the hood.
@@pierregibson6699 my bf is space force and yes I can confirm😂
Space Force:
“I’m from the ghetto son” I’m dying😂
They call us AIR force for a reason. Any time we even sneeze, we fly 12 feet.
That’s why my roommate at the academy started calling it the “Chair Force”
It’s funny how they had Air Force sitting in the chair.
In a chair ofc
Me (a ex Air Force pilot) shoulder firing a 50 barret: i don’t understand what you’re talking about
Yeah, true, true.
its incredible what marines can do when they've had their daily crayon ration
nah, they upgraded to glow sticks
New ones prefer eating tide pods so they'll be alright 😂
It’s even more amazing people still use that joke and still think it’s hilarious.
@@Nop3.1 someone got triggered lol
@@Nop3.1 first time I hear it, I confirm, it's still hillarious.
I love how Space Force is either super ghetto, or extremely weird potato stuff😂
Air Force sitting down to shoot was too accurate
Was expecting Navy to be the star for this skit but Marines lookin like he gonna "pump" Army after that "so hard" statement.
Raa
Nah when Navy figures out they can pump it they'll have a field day
Nah space force just took the dub
Raa
Cringe comment on a cringe video. Military sucks. War criminals
"im from the ghetto son"😂
yeah i can hear
@@Hoglefart he put his favorite part idiot.
@@HoglefartYeah you not reply
The space ghetto
@@Y.C.D.M4321 na that shit so fuckin annoying when people just comment wjat was said in the video like it’s funny
Chair Force making a brief appearance at the end takes me out everytime
The marines face says: "this is soo boring, it's not even automatic."
You can tell he's in the Marines because he did the Navy character too well
It aint even that big, tho!
@@vrknyght8207😳📸
He's an army vet not a marine
@@danielraffa3730 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Spoiler: All branches are secretly gay furrys
“I’m from the ghetto son”😂😭
Bro even sounded like 🤓
@@bruhmomenthdr7575ong
man sound like cheddar bomb
bro 😂
The Way He Screamed And Held The Gun Like The Guy From Benchwarmers 😂
Wait till the navy knows about elephant guns
Space Force always surprises me with his firearms proficiency.
Surprising EVERYONE... where the fuck is my potatoe?
@@justinbennett9998 🥔
@@oceansoulwish85 WHY DO YOU HAVE MY POTATOE! POTATOE YOU GET THE FUCK OVER HERE. LAST TIME IM TELLIN YOU!!!
@@justinbennett9998 i know
Space force is that one branch that sounds fucking insane until it turns out they have orbital space lasers or some shit.
I was hoping for the Air Force segment to be the shotgun mounted in a lead sled with a string around the trigger while Air Force sits in a recliner.
Damn what a missed opportunity 😂 this is gold
😂
AF vet here. Never saw a shotgun. Ever! IYAAYAS
Providing air support!
with AC
I keep sending your videos to my pops, who was in the air force. Let's just say I don't get a Christmas card this year. So worth it, keep up the amazing funny work.
Thanks for serving us
Who gave Space Force a gun?
What do you think potato is?
@@TheArchaicFuture a firearms dealer?🤨
He's from the ghetto he's good😭😭😭
President Trump.
had to keep Space Force occupied while he was waiting to practice w the Orbital Laser
I enjoy how Space Force is basically Marines level badass but hides it behind a PhD
The potato got the PhD
Well the funny part if it's meant to be Zero-G space force... there is no sideways. directional navigation is about perspective and POV.
@wendigo.93😂
Those are the "special marines"
using a conventional firearm in zero g wouldn't be very smart to begin with@@kinagrill
Air Force is underrated. 💀😂
I will admit, we loved our shotguns in the Navy.
How'd they taste lolllll
I find it’s funny how the space force gets more and more just “fuck it we ball” 😂
Lol imao
When a shotgun round becomes a missile…
Where can I join the "fuck it we ball" squad?
@@binkbonkbones3402GOLDCORP.
Navy: “Dis ain’t even that big”
😂😂😂
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Right, we have to qualify on 50 cal😅
"Back home we take it 4 gauge"
"the smallest calibre I've ever handled is 6inch..."
Bro I'm dead 💀
“This ain’t even that big” got me😂
I’m liking the lore where Space Force is low key a badass but just super awkward and nerdy
He's "from the ghetto son"
and I'm pretty sure this is, to some degree, relatively accurate to irl
Agreed 😂
😂
Its that semper supra lol, USSF is just USAF saying theyre USMC
Air Force out here acting like a dog that scared itself awake with its own fart.
😂😂😂😂
Chair force. Living up to it's reputation.
This visual made me laugh hard enough to scare my children as bad as AirForce got scared hahahaha
Omg 😂 so many winning comments in this section 🏆
This comment had me laughing so hard I had a coughing fit and then choked on my own spit.
Deserves to be pinned.
“I’m FrOm ThE gHeTtO sOn 👶”
This ain't even that big got me rolling 😂😂😂
Space Force is the guy who does casual superhuman feats but can’t socialize 😂
Autism! 🧩
aka autism
@@MoreTrenMoreMen69💀
@@MoreTrenMoreMen69
💀
@@hen4716 well…am i wrong?
"UH HUGGUA"
Air force had me dyinnn💀💀💀
Sounded like Patrick lmao
@@ezze-does-it 🤣
he even took his chair to the field tripp
Air Force still fire combat training tho??
"aaavahgdafkedavera"
Air Force got me dying from laughter.
Your storytelling abilities are unmatched.
“ I’m from the ghetto son” got me laughing
same😂
Air force "that hurt my hand, build an aircraft around it" *a10 enters the chat*
The first guy to fire a GAU/8
"That hurt my hand, build an aircraft around it."
Nah bro, that’s the A-12 gauge
It’s just a painted mossberg shockwave, a useless production gun anyone can get.
@@jimmywheeler9761 you fail to understand the joke…
A10
Hurls Redbull sized projectiles at 65 rounds per second.
There, I fixed the shotgun problem
Us coasties are just happy to be included. Love the vids
Air force on a chair sent me 😂
Marines is like "Bro I conceal carry a desert eagle this ain't shit"
Spec ops the line was nice
@@paulgavian90 The game? Yeah that was a good game
Like this is boring get me something bigger
@@GiuseppeSimonetti psychological warfare against the player.
Great game
"This ain't even that big" the way you delivered that line😂😂
“I can handle it, okay 😏”
😂😂😂
😂😂navy
Lmao
Well it is not that big
"I'm from the ghetto son, we do it one handed like this"
This bro ain't hood 😂
Every time I see your videos they make me laugh. My whole family is military. Army marines and air forces. Ive showed them you videos and they laughed too. Keep up the great videos and thank you for your service.
Navy: this shotgun is small! It will do nothing. Meanwhile the Airforce
Chairforce 🪑
One nuke is all it takesss😂😂😂
@@mohankumar.s6671😂
Well atleast they have experience being in the air, they are going to need it.
Pilots can only carry handguns,duh! 😆
Air Force can’t resist sitting in a chair
Chair force
“Sit down whenever you can” -Leslie Nielsen
There’s a reason we don’t have bad backs and knees
Everyone laughs until Air Force mounts it on a drone and gets to work.
Chair Force?
*dis ain’t even dat big* killin me lmao
Laughing out loud hysterically 😂 I love your marine personality. Benchwarmers reference was good too
Navy to Air Force: you sit when you shoot, I sit when I pee. WE ARE NOT THE SAME
Lmao this is enough youtube for now
POV: your trying to piss and the captain decides it’s time for a high speed turn just for fun
“You shit when you shoot, I shit when I pee. We are not the same.” There FIFY.
Wait but the USAF and Navy both piss in thei- 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
I love how spaceforce is slowly turning into a rival for marines. If they aren't stopped soon, we may never stop them
space marines when?
@@nihils9239 For the emperor!
I think the funniest part is that most people in the space force are directly from the Air Force 😂
@@nihils9239 you called?
Then the Space Marines come lol
He is spot on too!😂
You're making a positive impact through your videos.
"im from the ghetto son we do it one-handed like sideways like this" got me rolling
Space force: YEah
We're clowning space force but just wait until they have ships in space with weapons
Who's to say they don't already... you don't think Trump would authorize a new branch called "space force" and just tell them to watch satellite feeds all day....
@@dakotafrazier2985 Who's to say there aren't already guys getting up close and personal with those Chinese communications satellites? We all know how Uncle Sam likes to keep his best toys a secret
Bro space force doesn't wear a tin foil hat because he's crazy, He wears a tin foil hat because he KNOWS what's up there!
Everyone gangsta till a portal opens
*railgun noises*
The “im from the ghetto son” is crazy lmaooooo funny asf ❤❤❤
The air pump on that beginning was beautiful
The Navy being zesty as always 💀💀
Pain
What a contrast cause they work with the Marines
Well, they do sail with some BIG guns
Sour?
That explains my aunt
“dis ain’t even dat bi-“ 😂😂 shit to funny
Definitely the best part
😂😂😂
This is such a played out joke. Its literally rock bottom comedy.
@@Monumental_Wthe best part is when i paused it to see all the retarded coments 😁
@@iggiewalsh2237mfs on the internet seeing people like a innocent joke:😡😡
Branches videos are my favorite 😂😂😂😂 space force is hilarious
I told my mom I wanna go to school for astronomy and she said have you concerned the space force, so now I'm doing my research lol
My girl just left me and I’m going to boot camp in next 2 months, (wasn’t planning on going before but now got nothing holding me back) been depressed af man and I swear your videos genuinely put a smile on my face.
God bless brotha
Coast guards gotta be the most underrated branch possible rn
As a proud member I will confirm this
underrated how
Why?
@@gx7857 because the coast guards are usually portrayed as feminine and weak whilst having to deal with overseas cartel shipments to the US. Cartels are pretty brutal, as well as powerful, often compared to a small army.
@@samromeo7547 ive heard you guys deal with overseas cartel shipments to the US. Thanks for your service man
The air forces are so true. The Marines's face was so funny. Isn't the coast guard supposed to be able to shoot the tiny shotty
Yeah bro they breach and clear drug runners boats it’s some serious shit
chair force for a reason
They've handled Saiga 12s before they'll definitely handle a shorty
The way the army man loaded the gun was clean
bro so committed he fell with a loaded shotgun just for the content😂😂
In reality, Coast Guard be out here doing Mission Impossible stunts to hop onto a warlord's armed yacht and get into a fire fight with them.
MSRT is badass man
Isn't that like their best people though?
And maritime fire fighting ain't no joke either
Nah they usually march down the streets hailing civilians with tear gas and rubber bullets
@@Nemesisxv2 when did this happen?
As a Sailor, I can confirm that the Coast Guard gets more weapons training in basic than we do. 😑
We also absolutely qualify on shotguns... not in basic, but still.
@@chriso1373 Yeah I found that pretty vexing. I mean we receive hela combat training now, but in boot camp, all we did was fold clothes and shoot the M9 baretta
@@RogueAngel97 oh i should clarify, by we i mean coast guard.
Also, our boot camp weapons training is a virtual shooting range with co2 cartridges installed in our service pistols to similate recoil. Inless your first unit requires you to be weapons qualled, only then do they send you to the range for real..
Thats cause coast deal with real life criminals and cartel lol they are more on the law enforcement side
@@chriso1373got that high tech homeland security shit.
Bro was wearing a coil hat
THE TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!!!!! You just bout made me bust
Marine’s been doing that shit since 1918
Ye olde war crime sticke
@@user-lp3cf5yn5b that's a war crime only in the german perspective.. both side dud use gas which was more worst sooo..
Pyrate pistolle
When you realize coast guard sees more face to face encounters nowadays than any branch..
Same was the case in 1960s Vietnam or 1979-1984 when my parent were in. It’s silly to pretend that Coasties used weapons less or received less training than I received in the Army.
When you realize the Coast Guard represents federal law enforcement in those encounters.
Yeah everyone in any branch has just been sitting on base in a air conditioned room playing video games 💀
coast guard fucks
They're Homeland Security. Not even a branch 😂
You are a very very funny dude.. extremely creative and brilliant with your lines. All your vids are hilarious.. I am a vet proudly served in the gulf and in somalia, I enjoy shooting and getting my wife into going to the range with me so all your vids on taking wife for 1st time has made her laugh she has no idea whats coming 😂.. thank you for all the laughs ... keep it going.. Bless
Is it just me or did that look the the Peter Griffin shotgun
Can we appreciate that space force is like the weird but cool ass friend in the group
Ong
Not really 🤪
Hey man just wait till we like- I don't know, have a war in space or something lol that'll be interesting
Having a war in space would be so stupid, it would cause triple the destruction, triple the resources, and I think could count as a war crime.
@@ThingsWithSomeConnection Having a war In space would be awesome
Bro the chairforce one was perfect
The Navy’s accent sent me rolling 😂😂😂😂
I could watch this on loop forever.
The "HEYYEAAH" from Space Force got me😭
71ithstsitfist like
The "YeAh" from the space force cracked me up! The cherry on top 😂
Nah Air Force would have either someone else do it or a drone do it
Bro just did air force dirty
Space force is a 'sleeper' monster.....and I'm here for it!!💯🤣
Im looking forward to this story arc
I love how Nikko is trying to make it funny but also safe.
Yeah i rewatched trying to see if he cocked anything up. You can even see as spaceforce his finger doesn’t go near the trigger until it’s pointing straight.
I love the air force jokes
But the GAU-8 Avenger on that A-10 Thunderbolt
Cmooooon
That thing kicks like a mule! Bro just casually fires it sideways 😂
"Babe what happened!"
"I was down the range and accidentally shot myself"
"You were doing a skit weren't you"
"...no"
are you professionally stupid
he has a firearm liscense, he can't 'accidentally' shoot himself
@@ey4d.. shhhh
@@ey4d..accidents are a thing, but you obviously already knew that if you voluntarily commented this bullshit lol
Every time I watch these things I feel like PJs are just waiting to run😂
It's funny how the "Chair"force went flying lol 😆 😂
The chair force my god u just killed me 💀
It’s okay, leave the highest divorce rates to the army
Everyone loves to call it that until they need an A-10 to save their ass from the soup...
@@mahande88or get friendly fired by it
Airforce is better than that!
Blud condition rn: 💀
There ain’t no way space force did better than the airforce and coast guard
I done told y'all from the start to stop sleeping on my boy Potato fingers.
You say that but those weirdos are lowkey badasses. Weird mofos, but badasses.
@@bendover9620 probably the best way to describe them
"This ain't even that big" OMFG the humor
I really do love the props he gives the Marines.
Who tf decided to let Space Force hold a loaded gun?!
Who Let the space force exist?
To be honest the Coast Guard is actually pretty gangster with Shotguns in reality
Found the one coastie in here 😂
You mean uncle sams canoe club?
it's cool this is bs anyway its not our fault it's not on us
u do what u need to do to make it in ur life thats what matters
I seen their snipers use shotguns with slug barrels and optics to take our boat engines from a helo.
Space force was a vibe for once
The Air Force one got me
The sideways fire was actually smooth af