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I felt so too. But sadly society would probably frown. Laughter is important in life. If afterthe jokes that he would have said something like. "Ah, just joking. My name is (name). I am honored to be invited to dinner, Mr. Father name and Mrs. Mother name." I need my daughters spouse to have good humor and healthy self-confidence. Might would have given him a chance as they were timely jokes.
Met my highschool girlfriend's father at the door and his first greeting to me was "So your the guy who wants to deflower my daughter?" We got along pretty well.
I also found this video amusing 😊 FYI: you wanted a colon ':' not a semicolon ';' As you wrote it, Zach is either calling her father "Daddy" or _exclaiming_ "Daddy!" not saying "Daddy" is their shared nickname. Colons note the start of a list (even if, as in this case, that list only has one item). Semicolons separate two complete but related sentences. For example: "it's cool that we have the same nickname [👈🏾complete sentence]; Daddy is what my last girlfriend called me too" [👈🏾 complete sentence]. I hope you received this in the manner I intended: educational and collaborative, not condescending nor critical. Have a great day!
@@tobidom6407 it seems that you didn't read the entirety of my reply. I was not criticizing them, I was hoping to take advantage of an apparent opportunity for learning in an area where many people struggle. If you perceive that ☝🏾 as an attack, then you might want to take some time to look inward and reassess your sensitivity.
If my husband would have done this to my dad when he met him we would have been able to marry so much sooner and they would have been best friends right off
"Hey Bill, is that a new porch?" "Yea, you know the death of Gabby's bf made me think about how short life is" "Isn't that the same thing you said when her ex died, and you built the Gazebo? Come to think of it, that tool shed popped up when her bf before that died." "Stop asking questions Ted"
Personally I would have gone with the intimidate daughters bf routine, but he came and said this shit I would have been dying, would have accepted him then and there, as a guy with a sense of humour this is gold.
"he's trying to get someone hurt!" 🙈😂 I was cryiiiiiiiiinnnggggg 😂 my hubby said to my daughters fiance (before they were engaged) "can I hug you? I need to know how big to dig the hole in the garden for if u hurt my daughter!" Poor kid almost fainted 🙈😂
My six foot three Dad would have ensured the demise of his fertility in very horrific ways. My five older brothers would be the lookout and vouch for each other's alibis. GOTTA LOVE FAMILY ❤️
@@Eeveethegamer26 my children aren't for their partner to torment, insult or cause trauma... respect my child if you gonna date my child, pretty easy to understand
Actually I would commend him on me and being ballsy enough to say something to me like that. If my daughter brought him home I say we'd get along just fine
If theyre at a situation where she asks "daddy" to pass the salt and both her boyfriend and her literal dad reaches for the salt, its gonna be a real awkward situation.
I am dead, my father would be crying laughing and encouraging his nonsense. My father loves a man with a since of humor, I'm sure that's why he and my husband adore eachother.
id want to be his friend. dude is pretty funny. and if it were real, it would 100% take the biggest balls. but i wouldn't want him anywhere near my daughter.
I feel like I'm angry and I'm fine with replacing the door if it's took out by the back of this disrespectful fabbots paper like skull. She's not too old to get her dumb shit face slapped either.
I would leave his dead carcass in the middle of the living room with the ball pean hammer buried in his empty head until long after the smell becomes unbearable just to make sure history NEVER repeats itself.
My ex wife's brother sent me this video with the text "Remember when you did this to Lindsey on new year's Eve the night she introduced you to the family" yeah i did. I deserved every bit of that divorce
I kind of feel like 60% of the dad who are saying theyd hosptialize him for this are bluffing. Between the balls on the kid, the sence of humor, and the ablity to mortify your daughter. I imagine you hand him a beer now, wait 20 yrs. and pay his daughters boyfriend to say the same thing.
He ran into my fist officer and then he tripped and fell right on my steel toe boots and that's when his teeth feel out...nah he don't need an ambulance he needs a bible
So... Um... How do you check the dipstick I heard as she ages you check the lube at a slower rate because I'm checking her oil... Often... Oh and do you also enjoy checking the rear differential fluids often... At first cracking that nut was a royal pain, but after a while she broke with ease... Unfortunately after a while she leaks out the rear end... Considering buying her a rubber plug to control the leaks... And the exhaust noise and smell takes some getting used to... Oh and what do you do about the headlights, they are starting to aim low... I was wondering if you have any advice to get the high beams pointing upwards... Oh and ever notice when you play with her a little rough in the bush the automatic a/c cranks all the way up and hardly ever shuts itself down.. Lastly how's the classic audio system the newer model gets really loud, I love it but the neighbors are starting to complain
I don't get this obsession with calling yr man a daddy like gross I was also SA as a little kid.I call my man daddy when I talk to my boys ex.go ask daddy where the paper towels are etc.But calling him daddy in bed just brings back awful memories.Its actually disgusting having a girl call her man daddy
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Just flirted with a cop damnit I gotta bad habit 😩 😫 😪 😤 😒 😑 🤫😌
Nice fit and thic
My guy is looking for a early funeral
And for the love of god check out his podcast with indiana massara and jared bailey. The podcast is called dropouts and you won’t regret listening.
@@gwillison4619 really
I feel like there’s gotta be some Dad out there that would find this dude an upstanding gentleman who’s perfect for his daughter
Perfect for my nonexistent daughter but still I wouldnt mind jit as my son in law lmao
I would
And the other 99%
I felt so too. But sadly society would probably frown. Laughter is important in life. If afterthe jokes that he would have said something like. "Ah, just joking. My name is (name). I am honored to be invited to dinner, Mr. Father name and Mrs. Mother name." I need my daughters spouse to have good humor and healthy self-confidence. Might would have given him a chance as they were timely jokes.
Met my highschool girlfriend's father at the door and his first greeting to me was "So your the guy who wants to deflower my daughter?" We got along pretty well.
This is actually a tutorial on how to speed run getting murdered
Yes
@@zaywolff4980 aye this comment finally catching traffic leave a like man this was a funny ass comment
@@liftedlegend710 yes 337 likes isn't traffic, unless your a social person (?) Unlike myself
lol yes
It'd be a heroic death I tell you that much. Sooo brave.
“I went with the newer model. Obviously you got the classic…”
😂😂😂😂yea LMAO
That's the best part bringing the wife into it.
That way we're not both reaching for the salt.
LMAO 🤣 ❤
"Does it ride well?"
The first line killed me straight..
"Hello Sir! It's pretty cool we have the same nick-name; Daddy."...
I'm weak🤣🤣
I also found this video amusing 😊
FYI: you wanted a colon ':' not a semicolon ';'
As you wrote it, Zach is either calling her father "Daddy" or _exclaiming_ "Daddy!" not saying "Daddy" is their shared nickname.
Colons note the start of a list (even if, as in this case, that list only has one item). Semicolons separate two complete but related sentences. For example: "it's cool that we have the same nickname [👈🏾complete sentence]; Daddy is what my last girlfriend called me too" [👈🏾 complete sentence].
I hope you received this in the manner I intended: educational and collaborative, not condescending nor critical.
Have a great day!
@@-ross3778 C'mon man it was one spelling mistake they made-
@@-ross3778 You have absolutely zero friends.
@@tobidom6407 it seems that you didn't read the entirety of my reply. I was not criticizing them, I was hoping to take advantage of an apparent opportunity for learning in an area where many people struggle.
If you perceive that ☝🏾 as an attack, then you might want to take some time to look inward and reassess your sensitivity.
@@King_Ky _Almost_ correct!
I have absolutely zero *illiterate* friends.
You and I will never be friends.
"Does it ride well?" Core relationship memory.
Tragic
I was waiting for him to say "I'm a real fan of your work"
"I study the material for hours every night."🤣
you must be a baker because you made some great cake
This one, this right here 😂
All of y’all ain’t right! 🤣🤣🤣
A chick once asked me what I thought of her ass, and all I could muster while staring at it was "Tell your parents I said thanks."
As a dad I think I’d have to walk away laughing so hard id cry and when I composed myself I’d launch him off my porch.
Same here. I'm fan of the jokes but on the other hand we gotta get some respect.
As a dad, if my daughter brought him home I honestly don't know if I'd be able to throw him out. It's pretty obvious his balls hang lower than mine.
@@djhunstiger this comment lmaoooo
@@djhunstiger best comment yet 😂
@@djhunstiger best comment yet 😂
Daughter literally brought a guy home like this once ... my son flipped the couch over on top of him later in the day
This video should be titled: missing boyfriend last seen at dinner…
Dad" ANGRY! ANGRY!"
He is about to meet God at the end of that dinner
Idk some dads would go along with this and laugh their ass off xD
Mans didn't even get to dinner just instantly went missing
More like before dinner
"So you have chosen death..."
Right!!!!
😆😆
I’ve chosen the newer model that’s what
It was worth it
Yep
I kind of love how at the end he asks her "that what you were looking for??" And her TOTALLY Shocked face throughout the whole video😯😲. 🤣
I love how she kept trying to walk away and he pulls her back like "you made the bed now take a nap"
If my husband would have done this to my dad when he met him we would have been able to marry so much sooner and they would have been best friends right off
All us country people: He's trying to meet both God and Satan all in one sentence, where is the shotgun 😂
I had to watch it three times to make sure the shotgun track was just in my head...
I got the hole dug up. who got has the coffin?
Gubbmint dun TOOK it
XD
Yes he’s DEFINITELY suicidal
As a father of a 21 year old daughter, I would actually laugh and be happy she found someone with a great sense of humor.
I too! but society....JEEZ!
Doubt
Ong
Yeah then after the daily goes out of the room your going to woop his ass
@@NAH14386 idgaf about what society thinks
As a father of a daughter... this is exactly how I wanna meet a boyfriend. Gives me some target practice.
His acting skills are on point, "just so we're not reaching for the salt" 🤣 dam near pissed myself.
“Head or heart, Cause neither way yer getting an open casket”
More like head or head, you can only keep one. But you'll never know which one you'll be keeping until the other is gone 🤣
Either*
Neither means the opposite. ;)
Edit: my bad, I misunderstood this completely. Neither it is.
I like ur profile pic watermelon lard
@@tomaszwota1465 and?
@@RemoveHandles750 true, I had to be tired. It's used correctly. Sorry!
She might never recover from the trauma. 😂
I LOVE the look on her face! I don't care if this is scripted, her reaction is brilliant!
The way he keeps moving her around 😂😂
Yes!!!!
The dad: “Hey kid, you wanted go hunting with me?”
Sounds great! As you can see, I brought my own .50 cal Desert Eagle.. Safety? No, there's no safety here...
and then he “got lost” in the woods…
Worst yet if the dad was Al Bundy
Hes gonna ask you if he can "just shoot the apple off your head"
Go stand over there and put this apple on your head
POV: the quickest way to die💀😂
Yep, my exes dad was in the military, when I met him I was definitely shaking in my boots.
@@Animalboy-nk8xc why tf were you wearing boots😭
@@Xoltie that was too easy my man, try to troll harder
@@Animalboy-nk8xc Do you think shaking in your boots is the reason she became your ex?
@@tentaklaus9382 it was a figure of speech, and I was exaggerating. He was actually really nice, her whole family was great.
Her facial expressions are everything!
"Hey Bill, is that a new porch?"
"Yea, you know the death of Gabby's bf made me think about how short life is"
"Isn't that the same thing you said when her ex died, and you built the Gazebo? Come to think of it, that tool shed popped up when her bf before that died."
"Stop asking questions Ted"
Y'know, as men we'd probably all want to react with anger, but I'd be laughing my ass off
If that was your daughter and her boyfriend and the boyfriend was being serious, I highly doubt that.
Honestly I'd respect the guy for having the balls to say that, so I'd give him a minute to make his peace before I send him to god🤣
@@Capt620 I couldn't take him serious.
@@forgedheart9796 while you're in prison her new boyfriend will probably being even worse. What am I saying, the kid would probably beat your ass.
@@WILLYLYNCH. in the state of Louisiana no body no murder. Gataors always hungrey.
If I was the father, I would have been laughing my ass off, just say, I like him already
Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣
If that were me I'd be like "hahahahahaha...hahhhhhhh....I'm really gonna kick your ass after this"
I'm a mommy and daddy and grandma so..... I have a male mentality somewhat. But I would've cracked up like I am now. Thank God couch low to floor.
@@patricia7823 lmao 🤣 you're just mommy and grandma....no such thing as a female being a dad.
Personally I would have gone with the intimidate daughters bf routine, but he came and said this shit I would have been dying, would have accepted him then and there, as a guy with a sense of humour this is gold.
"he's trying to get someone hurt!" 🙈😂 I was cryiiiiiiiiinnnggggg 😂 my hubby said to my daughters fiance (before they were engaged) "can I hug you? I need to know how big to dig the hole in the garden for if u hurt my daughter!" Poor kid almost fainted 🙈😂
That's the dad treatment. Great response.
My six foot three Dad would have ensured the demise of his fertility in very horrific ways. My five older brothers would be the lookout and vouch for each other's alibis. GOTTA LOVE FAMILY ❤️
“So that we’re not confused. You call him dad, me daddy so that this way we both not reaching for the salt…”
Priceless
Bro I would hakai him just for saying daddy.
When You hit your peak, say goodnight and walk out!!
The father: "I see you have chosen death...." *Racks 1911* 🤣🤣
*cough* grandpa
Rack a pistol?
@@Vash_D._Jager yeah i was gunna say wtf?
1911 or nothing, well maybe a 44 magnum 🤣. Love 1911s and hate Glocks, most other guns are ok
@@Demertech Bruh HKs are fucking amazing and you can get them chambered in .45 ACP
Lmao Her reactions seem genuine I don’t think she had idea what he gonna say I love it
😂😂😂😂that’s so funny the look on her face was priceless.
Where’s his grave so I can pay my respects. 😂
Now this a UNDERRATED comment
Fr, I kept saying I’d have killed him
Lmao to true
Dead Man walking
@@reggien4165 😳😳yeah...cant imagine my man saying that to my dad😳😳
“Honey get my gun”
All the while laughing 🤣
No this is how to be accepted at Xmas dinner decades after their divorce.
alright ima start a go fund me for this dudes funeral expenses
Yeah.....NO! Not the way. But funny...
Everything he said was blowing her mind even more 🤣🤣🤣 her reactions are everything 🤣
“So we’re not both reachin’ for the salt, ya know.” That was good lol
That capped off the video so well
What does it mean?
@@alejandrom4347 for example if she says daddy can you pass me the salt they'll both reach for it
@@Dycbf bro it wasn’t even a joke
Oh im reaching for something alright
Man has BALLS OF STEEL
That’s how you get your ass handing to you
After the first line, I would stop him and just ask which hospital he wants the ambulance to take him to.
Or you could have a sense of humor
@@Eeveethegamer26 my children aren't for their partner to torment, insult or cause trauma... respect my child if you gonna date my child, pretty easy to understand
@@andrewcook2625 bro it's a joke, don't think they were getting traumatized
@@andrewcook2625 …its a joke? Not fucking killing their family in front of them? Its called humor…
@@andrewcook2625 I mean if you have a daughter she's gonna get her cheeks clapped eventually
"Is that what you're looking for"
That whole monologue felt like it was written for a Ryan Reynolds scene.
Monologue*
@Main Character Thanks. Also noticed I spelled You're wrong. Fixed that too. I hate bad grammar.🤟✌️
@@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201 np sweetie >:)
Funny I thought the same thing
Agreed! Ryan Reynold’s all the way! 😂😂😂
Shehad 3 heart attacks and went into anaphylactic shock at the same time
Dad would of dropped him long ago
If I was the father, I would absolutely love this lmao.
I’d be too busy laughing at the delivery and impressed he did it without cracking not to welcome him in. Man of culture
I’d have a few laughs then ring his neck in like homer did bart
I cannot like, for you have 69 likes.
Edit: Rip 69 likes
You're weird then
@@mrhefe2322 Naw it's called having a sense of humor.
“Does it ride well” *slow clapping*
At first I thought he said, does it write well? And I was like, what does writing have to do with anything? THEN I got it, lol...
Best way to end that lmfao
Actually I would commend him on me and being ballsy enough to say something to me like that. If my daughter brought him home I say we'd get along just fine
“That way we’re not both reaching for the salt”
LMAOOOO I DIED!!
is there another meaning to this? or just as it is?
I dont understand what real meaning. Sorry bad grammar, still learning.
@@oktaecyoong there's no other meaning for it. It's called pass the salt joke.
If theyre at a situation where she asks "daddy" to pass the salt and both her boyfriend and her literal dad reaches for the salt, its gonna be a real awkward situation.
So will every dumb azz who actually tries this lmfao
You can hear the person behind the camera laughing in shock too...... This is hilarious 🤣😂😅
He's a keeper 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣
I love His Confidence, He must have his Funeral Arrangements Set in Place👋🏾⚰️😇🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Got that right
Father thinking before this meeting: I wonder what his health insurance plan is like
Father after the meeting: apparently it's great!
Established dominance
Death wish*
@@itchfinger some dad's are pussys though.
Hope he's either done mma or owns a gun 😂 slightly funny tho
Only works if the dad has a sense of humor.
@@Sgtoldschool bro if a dad laughs after a dude says this about his daughter then he’s a shit dad😂😂😂
This was the first vid I saw
Her reaction. Laughing too much. My stomach hurts. Fell of my chair. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am dead, my father would be crying laughing and encouraging his nonsense. My father loves a man with a since of humor, I'm sure that's why he and my husband adore eachother.
Our husband now
Sense*
This guy… natural comedian. Timing, delivery, perfect. Hilarious bro.
😂😂😂😂
I'm wondering how long it took him to end up in the er! 😅😂
Hes just dyin to get Al Bundy'd.
Thank you sir for the Al Bundy reference
@@stevebrown985 Any time!
Are we the only 3 who knows who al Bundy'd is...lol
I got the whole show on DVD, my son watched it on his own and loved it 😂
@@davidmoody7450
"why must you always be so negative? "
"Why did you cross the road?"
I feel if he had the balls to say it to my face I would love and trust him.
Sssuuurrre you will.......
id want to be his friend. dude is pretty funny. and if it were real, it would 100% take the biggest balls. but i wouldn't want him anywhere near my daughter.
Same XD I'd be laughing too hard not to ask my daughter when she's poking holes in the condom bc this one has my approval.
I would to rather a man true to himself than one who hides from himself
I feel like I'm angry and I'm fine with replacing the door if it's took out by the back of this disrespectful fabbots paper like skull. She's not too old to get her dumb shit face slapped either.
I'm wondering how it took him to end up in the er! 😅😂
"I have five acres, a rifle, and a shovel. What I do with those things will be determined by how fast you run."
"Alright, lemme show where I buried the last few comedians that dated my daughter."
Well, at least you don't have to wonder what her type is. 🤣
To be honest if I had a daughter and her boyfriend introduce himself like this, I would be mad but laughing inside
Why be mad if he's funny? Doesn't make sense
Because your a sensitive snowflake
@@zechariahrurak3456 you’re*
@@Xizziano Fathers just give a sense of protection that is difficult for them to discard. Blood looks out for blood.
@@Skorm731 well that's his job as a dad
On his gravestone it just said;
"Here lays a dumb ass"
Her reaction is priceless. She's stunned to shocked silence.
Yeah cuz her dad is actually here..🤦🏻♂️
@@edwinyounes4934 yes
@@edwinyounes4934 lmaooo
She was in shock she wasn’t expecting him to keep going lol
This comment frustrates me
@@EmberBaye why my sir?
@@pleasesmile4028 "she's literally was"
@@EmberBaye i now see why. Ty
@@EmberBaye the way i said it in my head sounded annyoing af, and was probly the same way they said it
how not to introduce yourself to your girlfriends dad ever that is straight death wish alley
Fastest way to die😂😂😂
I am dying! This is too much! 🤣🤣 I feel like I laughed too hard at this. I like how he basically had this response ready to go
This guy was never seen or heard from again 😂😂😂
I would leave his dead carcass in the middle of the living room with the ball pean hammer buried in his empty head until long after the smell becomes unbearable just to make sure history NEVER repeats itself.
He’d be like “h-hi sir how y-you been” *awkwardly silent dinner*
My ex wife's brother sent me this video with the text "Remember when you did this to Lindsey on new year's Eve the night she introduced you to the family" yeah i did. I deserved every bit of that divorce
What the fuck ronny
ronny noooo
Gawd dammit ronny
i want a ronny
No you did not deserve that divorce! Her parents obviously still control her
I'd hospitalise him on the spot
I wonder what the context between the guy and girl? Are they dating? Siblings? Friends?
I kind of feel like 60% of the dad who are saying theyd hosptialize him for this are bluffing. Between the balls on the kid, the sence of humor, and the ablity to mortify your daughter. I imagine you hand him a beer now, wait 20 yrs. and pay his daughters boyfriend to say the same thing.
Respect for anyone who has the courage to say this
Respect to the man that can actually keep his calm for a plan that long
Me:
It all depends if he seems nice and respectful after and that was just a joke, or if he’s actually that stupid/rude
You obviously do not have a daughter.
Dad: "Today we will see if a boyfriend will stop a 50 cal"
Classic demolitia
Hey what a coincidence! I brought mine too! Does yours have a laser sight line this one?
Love how the girl's shock keeps getting more and more intense.
I swear to god I'm his Latino clone, I would the the same thing
My reaction would be:
"Come in son, let me show you my Winchester collection in the cellar, while the girls take care of the drinks..."
Sopw?
pew pew
He ran into my fist officer and then he tripped and fell right on my steel toe boots and that's when his teeth feel out...nah he don't need an ambulance he needs a bible
I told him to stay behind me while shooting, he kept getting in front of the gun.... so anyway, I opened fire
If he's from the south, the officers would understand
Shit I'd believe that if i was a cop 😂😂😂
So... Um... How do you check the dipstick I heard as she ages you check the lube at a slower rate because I'm checking her oil... Often...
Oh and do you also enjoy checking the rear differential fluids often... At first cracking that nut was a royal pain, but after a while she broke with ease... Unfortunately after a while she leaks out the rear end... Considering buying her a rubber plug to control the leaks... And the exhaust noise and smell takes some getting used to...
Oh and what do you do about the headlights, they are starting to aim low... I was wondering if you have any advice to get the high beams pointing upwards...
Oh and ever notice when you play with her a little rough in the bush the automatic a/c cranks all the way up and hardly ever shuts itself down..
Lastly how's the classic audio system the newer model gets really loud, I love it but the neighbors are starting to complain
Someone might want to go check on him
It's all fun and games until the boyfriend, dad, uncle and brother reach for the salt
Wtf
Loooooool 🤦♂️😩
I'd offer him a beer, that kid knows how to be funny.
Shaken up, then tell at him saying we don't drink in this household.
With that pfp I'm sure you won't have kids anytime soon
@@mrhefe2322...im confused...are you implying i dont have children?
@@ThiccNutTimmy yes and won't have any for a long time
@@mrhefe2322 um....ok?
Good way to get thrown out the window boy😂
Literally, Zach is the reason why the podcast is still going. That cynical POS has some charisma! Lol!
Eventually every man ends up being called "daddy" if he knows what he wants and likes 👍 😉
Being molested by my father, I Never called my man Daddy,was not interested in FN my Daddy,Gross
I don't get this obsession with calling yr man a daddy like gross I was also SA as a little kid.I call my man daddy when I talk to my boys ex.go ask daddy where the paper towels are etc.But calling him daddy in bed just brings back awful memories.Its actually disgusting having a girl call her man daddy
Him: it’s pretty cool we have the same nickname, daddy
Her: proceeds to moan
Tf Is wrong with you
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this
Ong🤣🤣🤣
@@nicolasriles8757 😂
Legend
I'm at a loss for words...
What he said made perfect sense 🤣🤣🤣
It did tho. Call me daddy this way we are not both reachin for the salt
If my future son in law greeted me like this, my man you got my heart!
Someone should check in him lmao
That may fly in the north but it will not fly in the south
" this one's got great curves" and
" yeah! this one has a smooth ride on her "