Stop using my urinal! 🎤😂 Brad Williams
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- Brad Williams says, "Stop using my urinal" 🎤😂👏🏼 #shorts
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The "No fuckin way" is because the risk is always there. But you never think it'd happen
Stay safe, men.
I guess I was too busy bleeding for a quarter of my life to realize how bad men have it. 🤣
Its like when u use the biggest stall an a mf in a wheelchair rolls up 💀
@@ipickedsomething wow. great comment. 10/10.
@@ipickedsomething the worst part is that other animals don't have to deal with that, their bodies just absorb the material and bypass the process entirely
The anger in his voice when he said mine
Mf sounded like Carman from south park
That's how you know it's a real story.
He’s mad man. Don’t anger him
🤣🤣🤣
Nice username
"that's MYY urinal" that reverberating "MYY" was hilarious 😭
bro said that with his soul
@@hijocluck1068 bro was fighting to keep the demons held back
"I will fully R.Kelly on your leg" got me rolling
What it means?
I don't get it.
I don't know who is R kelly
@@ankznameless3216 it was alleged that he pissed on a minor
@@jstice7505 not alleged tapes have been proven to be true. Unlike this person who's going to pee on the leg r Kelly did it where you drink
Fatherless pfp
@@duarteribeiro1520 corny ass kid
It's 10x funnier how you can HEAR the anger in his voice 💀
Tru
Fr 💀💀
hes an angry elf
yes that's why he's doing standup not just tweeting it.
@@i-love--long-john-silversclassic
“You tall f%#£” that made my day
406 likes no comment? lemme change that
That made me feel good too lmao
Found my own comment a year later, epic lol
When he screamed MINE, I felt that 😂
Heh
Bro is so done with “BIGGERS”
lmaoo
the pc term is actually biggas
@@JW-hl9fe sorry my apologies but it’s a direct quote
That's genius 😅😅😅
"And for your 5 year old son Zachary " got me lmfaoo
Actually me lmao
One of my students at my job is named Zachary 😂😂 I wonder if his Dad would find this funny.
:’)
My name is Zachary 😅
@@manCHlLDx I guess mentally your five cause your a man child
I died with the part he says the guy reacts with "no fuckin way"
I’d have the same reaction 💀 but who the hell pisses in the midget/kid urinal? I’m too tall for that shit I’d get backsplash all over my pants hell naw
@@mullittmustang256 The guy in those "5 foot guy" memes.
@@accuratememin shiiit, you right you right
@@mullittmustang256 short kings unite!
@@mullittmustang256 I don't use urinals for that specific reason. They all splash back
Bro was fighting demons “ITS MINE!!!”
“That is reserved for your five year old son ZACHARY”
"The men are laughing because they know which one I'm talking about."
Man, inside jokes are the best.
i instantly knew what he meant.
I have never seen such a urinal
@@scottoshea9440 really? I'd say a good 90% of the public toilets I've been to have a kids urinal
I have never them inside.
@@jakewhite9179 yep, really never seen one.
“I will go full R-Kelly on your leg”.😂
😂😂😂
@@fxnpop3000 😂😂😂😂
He might say: ima call up my buddy Kevin heart put him on my shoulders so he can slap you across the face
🤣🤣that was epic
I absolutely lost it at that one 🤣🤣🤣
(I’M STILL LAUGHIN ON IT 2 MINS LATER 🤣😂🥲🤣)
He sounded just like Bill Burr doing an impression of women when he said “He has a urinal?”
@@constellations8572 yooo I totally woulda missed that
Yooo I totally woulda missed that
that "MIIIIIINE" is personal hahahahah
That guy has been telling that story to his mates for years but they don't believe him.
True
Yeah its like seeing a rainbow and a midget on the same day
Literally was just thinking, I bet he remembers this every time he gets a little tipsy or high and just blurts this one out as everyone rolls their eyes
@@fantstic16 😂😂😂😂
@@helioceita3393 i'm replying so i can like your comment.
My father is a legend.
I have never once seen him use the regular size urinal, then one day in my twenties I ask him why he always uses the short urinal. He smiles and says he's afraid it might touch.
That man has been setting that joke up for decades...
I mean …. Do you also hang proud & long Bruh 😎
@@nextleveljourney6612 Only one lucky woman knows the answer to that question 😉
Maybe it's not a joke,I'm guessing it's out of necessity
He's secretly a little person.
@@FatalKeystroke more like unlucky; one that big would probably hurt (assuming I inferred what you were referencing correctly, since the comment you replied to is gone).
The mom is so kind. I love her.
"That's an angry Elf" Will Farrell from: Elf
Takes definition of CZcams Shorts to a whole another level
NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭
STOP IT!
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cant call this one a short now need to think of anothar “proper “term.
😂😂😂😂
He spoke so passionately I can just tell he goes through this so often 😂
Brad is the man. Legit comedian.
the MIINE through his teeth came from the heart
“Guess which one? ‘MINE!’” 😂😂
Had me dying 😂
2.4k like and only 1 comment shii lemme add to dat my boii
You better casually drop your two footer…Yes Sir!
Imagine saying that and in walks Brad like, " hey are you guys talking about me!?🤨"
@@mattnobrega6621 Brad is also holding a 2 foot sandwich
“No F-ing way” while simultaneously peeing on his forehead 😂😂😂
I just love how animated he is!!! Sssoooo muuuccchhhh emotion 😂😂😂
LMAO 'I will go full R Kelly on your leg" I literally think I just pissed myself 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Damn You really R Kellyed yourself
@@davinrossi1358 💀💀😂
@@davinrossi1358 roasted
@@davinrossi1358 🤦♂️😂😂
Just so long as it's not in his urinal
“No fuckin way” is such a real response though 😂 in all my life I’ve never seen seen a little person in a public restroom, I just thought those were for children
swear I thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 but then I remembered, it's not like I see little people all the time🤔🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣 rarely tbh
Lol
a little person sounds so weird and cute🥰🤭especially knowing it's a full grown human..it sounds so gentle and loving ❤✨
They were that’s the funny part 😂
They are for anyone below a certain height. Children and this comedian here invluding all others like him meet that requirement. He even says in the skit that they are for him and 5 year olds.
Bro got the heart of a Chihuahua 😂
i CRIED when he said full R. Kelly 😂😂😂😂
it’s like when u use the handicap bathroom stall and then you see wheels waiting outside the door💀
OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂
Bro in one of the bathrooms I went to once, the only toilet with a working lock on it was the handicap one
Handicapped people should know better than anyone that a disability doesn't have to be physical or if it is, sometimes you can't look at someone and tell. If anyone ever shames you for using the handicapped stall, tell them to get lost
I’m handicap. Sometimes in a wheelchair sometimes I use a walker. I think nothing of it seeing a ”walking” person using the handicap stall. If every damn stall is full then use it. You gotta go you gotta go. Just because we’re handicap doesn’t mean we’re unable to wait. Hell, before I became disabled, if the only stall open was handicap, by god I was using it. Especially if there’s a long line. Now, if that is the first stall to open up, then do the polite thing, and suggest the wheelchair user go ahead of u. We don’t need “special privileges”. Just some understanding, and a little bit of extra room, to accommodate the mobility devices we use for daily function. ☺️
@@sandhanitizer15 oh I can tell. I can absolutely tell who is using that stall for their own convenience, rather than necessity. And I will call people out on it. Because I get harassed in the disabled stall because there's so many heroin addicts in my city. So they can take it as well.
I’m hoping he didn’t turn around mid-piss 😂
was expecting the same 🤣
That's what I was worried about turning around at eye level 😅
Gosh I hope not
Nah cuz same
Right in his face 😈 and mouth 👄 😏🤤🥵🥵😛
"Full R Kelly on your leg" 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Bro ill be honest im 41 and it never occured it was for you guys 😂😂😂 thought it was for kids to learn
❤❤ love your content keep it up
That “MINE” came from his soul😭😭
Stewie
Nuh uh..it came from his mouth. Play it back frame by frame...100% came out of his mouth.
@@avidadolares 🤡
@@avidadolaresare you being dumb on purpose?
@@avidadolarestwo foot down under 24 inches really
''no fking way''
Reminds me of Cartman when he sees the midget 😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
U can’t say the M word🥸
@@antman2944 can't use "man" lol
Little person.
*little person
I'd rather run into Michael Myers in a public bathroom than a little person. I find them terrifying in a confined space. 😂😂
urinal also saved for kai cenat
Some bathrooms should have a milk crate next to the urinals just in case
“Milk”
I'm not sure that would be the best thing you ever try to get off of milk crate that kind of like a slide
@@8266
Yup that's what I said. Milk!
@@josephhodges9819
Hey its the thought that counts. I don't see anyone else coming up with a solution 😏
At least I'm looking out for the little guy. 🤷♂️
Nah fam,it'll get covered in piss and someone will die
I think the man going “no fuckin way” had at that moment realised that the hight of that urinal actually had a purpose 😂
I also thought that
Nah its cause he just saw a miget for the first time in person😂
@James, zack Nehring hit the nail on the head.
@@noneed2719 my 8th grade Spanish teacher was one lol
To be fair, I just learned this xd
I never even once thought about dwarves 😂😂😂😂😂. Holy shit. I always thought of it as being for toddlers 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, i literally would've pinched it off quick and slid over to the next one laughing my ass off😂😂
Me being a short guy named Zachary who always had to use The tiny urinal: I have never been so offended by something I entirely agree with.
My names Zachary too lol
As a short mf also named Zachary I agree with this statement
I have a tall friend named Zachary.
@@-Nightshade- ok don't flex now
@@-Nightshade- not because im short im telling you not to flex i'm almost 6'0 at 17
I thought the punchline was gonna be him getting backhanded with a two footer once the guy turned around lmao
I think I died when I read that
@@nunyaok I see the notorious two footer claimed another victim. This man must be stopped. RIP 🙏
"And that's how I met Drake"
PFFFFF THAT WOULDVE BEEN HILARIOUS
lmfao
Come on, man. Bro never expected for YOU to walk in....😂
I remember going to the bathroom and looking at the small urnil, as i look down at it i remembered this clip . I hesitated.😂
Soon as he said “my urinal” I was in tears😂😭
The going "Full R-kelly on your leg" did it for me!🤣😂
So that's what does it for you, huh?
( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)
Ngl I don't get it. Can you explain?
@Victor Hernandez R-kelly is/was a R&B singer that was accused of peeing on a 14-year-old in a sex tape he made.
@@tacoman107 R. Kelly had a sex tape of him pissing on a minor
@@jacobberquezz thanks chief
This has always been common sense to me. Like obviously it's for people with height disorders or children, I would never occupy the short urinal if there were other spots available.
When he says mine!😂😂
“He’s an angry elf”
-some Christmas movie
bout to comment that LMAOO
Elf
elf
That's what I was thinking lol!
Yea charlies chocolate factory. Back stage on there ass
I knew they were for kids but I’ve never actually thought about this😂 that’s a life lesson right there
There not really designed for kids, there designed for handicap people in wheel chairs. So really he using handicap people urinals.
Lolol
I still don't understand why grown men use the low ones. Leave it for the little kids. Especially airport bathrooms are always busy and packed. Little kids gotta pee too lol
@@zkart8038 plus when you use a short one it just ricochets back onto your shins. Now you walk around with piss legs smh
@@lamarwashington7093 Normal people hate it
Fetishers love it
This is soooo funny!! I've got to the point I won't use the short urinal!!! I'm sure if I do..this man will walk in...lol
bro got the mini pekka build
That dude using the urinal experienced the equivalent to using a handicap stall and a handicap person starts waiting outside the stall 😂
Gotta walk out with a limp after that!
Got the nicest stalls 😂
They exist so that people with needs can have the ability to use them, not so they can use them immediately whenever they want. The short urinal's not a handicapped parking spot, you don't need a pass to use it.
Not really. Using a urinal takes like 10 seconds. The stall can be an hour or longer wait.
I was in a handicapped stall once because there was only two and the normal one's door was closed. But as it turned out the small one was not occupied but the door was just closed. And this guy in a wheel chair rolled in and knocked on my stall and I didn't realize why. Because I could see under the wall that there was no one in the adjacent stall. Then I got done dooking and I realized when I saw him and I felt bad.
The way I laughed at “I will go full r Kelly on your leg”
The thing is the guy he interrupted mid stream likely whipped around and gave him the R. Kelly treatment.
@@aaronorr5586 oh god 💀
@@aaronorr5586 best comment 😂
Chapter 10 moment
Who's R. Kelly
I quote this everytime I'm in the bathroom.
I’m turning around and saying I’m the 2x points version of you😂
“no fuckin way” is such a real reaction whenever the girls smoking in the big bathroom stall come out and see my ass in a wheelchair w my service dog waiting to take a piss 💀💀
Why not have urinals that have a fold down step for the hobbits/kids? Step up son! I don't hate you...God does!
@@HOLY_SPIRIT_GODHobbits? This isn’t Middle Earth lol
@@HOLY_SPIRIT_GODhobbits😭 oh that’s incredible I love you that is actually a great term I shall use that now
me in the bathroom hoping your wheels are from a janitor cart 💀💀💀💀
What country do you live in where people still smoke in restrooms. This isn't the 70s
We had a low urinal in our high school for the little people students. People would treat it like a garbage can, and throw gum and other junk in it. So, the guy for whom the urinal was meant, who was also a prolific mj smoker, emptied all his ash trays, seemingly from absolutely everywhere, into the tall urinals. It was funny and tragic all at once, but his message was clear.
All the urinals in my high school are for little people so are the stalls tho so I just avoid the bathrooms because I don't need to see that
he really took this guy’s message to heart
Little people? You mean midgets?
The dude was probably high and thought it was a leprechaun
Costco has them all at floor-level
Uber driver here. Gave him a ride in Nashville. He cracked me up the entire trip. Go see him if in your area🤣
That sounds awesome! But why work at such an evil company
To answer that one, I do have a real job as an Accountant. I drive for Uber sometimes because I am a single Dad of a 14 yr old Daughter who is High Maintenance 😂
Proof or didn't happen
@@Ahnk_Of_Ra dude he don't care if you believe him or not. he's just relating a good experience that happened to him, he don't need to show shit.
As a 6'2" dude, if I'm ever using that urinal, it's because it was the only viable option to respect the gap.
This is legal use, I’m sure little people would 100% agree that the context there makes it within bounds
Always respect the gap. 100% respect that
😂
Yes
Yeah i am not even over 6 foot tall and my hip is over the top section of that urinal so unless its the last empty stall i never get near it
I'm 6'4. I'm not using your urinal bro don't worry 😂
“Full R Kelly on your leg” IS INSANE 😭😭😭
Jokes on him. He pees on my leg, I am peeing on his head.
i wish i got the joke🙈what does it mean? i don't get the reference (prob because i'm not a native speaker)
@@meowgli R. Kelly is a singer who has a history of peeing on people
@@pizzadog7792 😅😸🤭🤣🤣thank you
@@meowgli GIVEN a 'GOLDEN SHOWER', a TERM that R. KELLY has become KNOWN for, and INTRODUCED the YOUNGER GENERATION to!
I was PAID NICELY for DOIN' IT when I was an 'ACTIVE' and 'REAL' 'CALL GIRL' in the 70s and 80s!
"I will go full R. Kelly on your leg"😂😂😂
What does that mean lol
@@Lonewolfalchemistprobably piss on his leg or something idk
@@Lonewolfalchemistit means he will piss on him look it up
Bro I am wheezing like crazy.
Have ever heard about the court case of R kelly peeing on a little girl look that up
This is a great piece of comedy
I felt that “no way” that’s like setting your keys down on the diaper changing station and you hear someone clear their through and the babies right there. You do it hoping THIS exact convo don’t happen
I used to use the in stall diaper changing station when I worked for Brinks. It was nearly impossible to wipe your ass with a bullet resistant vest on.
Oddly specific haha
Clear their what?
@@toecollector9329 throat, I think.
@@leizii that’s how I understood it as
I can only imagine he walks in and sees a 6’7 guy using his urinal. He gets mad and tells him to use one of the others and the guy turns around and it’s a 2 footer. 😂😂😂
*gets smacked in the face by five pounds of meat
That's what I was expecting him to say happened.
I mean… at that height, he could just walk under his legs and take a piss in Unison
He proceeds to say; "omg..." When first seeing the infamous 2foot garden snake hes always heard of but has never seen until this day, and as his mouth opens up, the anaconda slips in his mouth and he proceeds to choke on it.... Hes now part of the 2 footer from here on out. Anytime dude pulls his personal baseball bat out in a public bathroom, a 3 foot midget will come swinging out like hes in some sort of george of the jungle movie, only this is real life.
@@HK45C I know you were trying to be funny but I think you've fallen over the line into just rude. I'm not overly sensitive; I think every subject can be made funny but not by everyone.
Little people always seem so angry😂😭they all got Short tempers
I ALWAYS wondered why there were urinals so low to the damn floor 😂 it makes sense now! 😂
it’s like when all the stalls in the bathroom are open but you go in the handicap one and look under just to see a wheelchair waiting for you to get out.
I use the handicapped stalls because of my service dog. There is no way he and I are fitting into one of those tiny ass regular stalls.
@@danielwalker26 I use the handicap stall at work because the toilet and door are so close together on that one I'd either have pull down my pants, sit down, then close the door OR have to lean back at like 45° to have enough room for the door to move. And I'm not obese or anything. They just made that shit way too small
True but this is way more rare I think, dwarves make up like .08% of ppl, I think there's a lot more wheelchairs out there
Nothing wrong with using the handicap stall.
Everybody has to wait sometimes.
@@Dontbustthecrust Ya but you should use the regular stalls if you can. Someone in a wheelchair has to situate themselves next to the toilet, get undressed, and have to get onto the toilet before they can actually relieve themselves which adds to their waiting time. Just better for them if that stall is already vacant
“There’s always two or three urinals up here and there’s one way the f*** down there” had me dying bruh I’m still on the the ground😂💀
Don’t use his urinal when you’re all the way down there
Yooooo you good???
Still on the floor g???
This guy did this same bit awhile back and I’ve never forgotten about it. It pops in my head every now and again when I go to the bathroom lol
Cherry on top would be “I’m not even the comedian tonight this is just my warning” puts the mic back on the stool and stumbles away
Never pee on the leg of a man who can whizz on your head-- sun tzu
💀💀💀💀💀
This made me belly laugh
Dang, sun tzu came up with a few….interesting quotes
😂😂😂😂
Technically, in turn, they will both actually just have some form of waste on them😂.
“He’s an angry elf”
Say that again buddy
@@WillMinesweeper-vc4zm “your an elf….” *fight scene begins and ends* “he must be a South Pole elf”
exactly what I was gonna comment lmao
that’s Peter Dinklage
@@WillMinesweeper-vc4zm what u gonna do? Bite his leg?
When I use that one, I drop my pants to my ankles.
I equate this man to dwarf Ryan Reynolds
You cannot tell me different this is tiny dead pool in the flesh
That'd be like for us ladies if you used the disabled stall and then see the shadow of wheels at the door and you hear "Excuse me, MA'AM!"
Edit: To everyone saying men have disabled stalls too, I KNOW BUT WOMEN DON'T HAVE URINALS SMH
Oh boy that sounds so embarrassing
Or like a mom and kid come in(don't have a lot of wheel chairs in the women's room at work) and they end up having to use a tiny stall.
@@10Raccoon well they wouldn't both be in the stall at the same time, that's pedophilia
Just say this in a deep voice and they will go away, “It’s about time someone called me ma’am.”
@@elmergloo3259 So funny I forgot to laugh. 😑
You know that guy was thinking "Who the hell needs a urinal this short?" right before this happened lmao
I mean, they're usually for kids tbh, they have them in a lot of woman's toilets as well
@@ananonymousbean2731 I have never once seen a small urinal in the ladies room
@@genericname2747 you havent been to enough ladies' rooms then
@@ananonymousbean2731 ???????????????
I used to do Amazon delivery in LA and one morning I walked past him and his wife as they were taking their baby out for a walk in its stroller. He and his wife stopped to let me pass by first and he smiled/nodded at me. He’s a humble and kind man for sure!
"No fucking way" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The emotion he conveys with his facial and arm movements just has me giggling like an idiot every time I watch him
That's actually hilarious. Dude probably used it for no reason and was absolutely shocked when a dwarf walked in at that same moment.
bro probably thought he was high or dreaming LMAO
Sorry, I use the dwarf urinal.
I'm so feckin sorry, dude 😂 never have I ever felt called the feck out before in me life 😂 love from Ireland mate 🇮🇪
The "no fucking way" is fucking HALLARIOS
Congrats, I’ve never laughed at a comedian before, this guy got me.
This was not a part of the comedy script. This was straight from the soul
That no fuckin way is like the one time you break a rule real quick and you get caught
Well, there _is_ a *really* small chance you actually do get caught, so.. yea
I just found out I am a terrible person. Not only am I accidentally peeing on top of these urinals, but I’m taking away his urinal.
Sounds like you piss on the seat
Same here, I’ve been shitting in those things for years.
@@gatekeepers5002 you wot m8
Not full R. Kelly on his leg. 😂😂😂
He's so angry. It's so adorable 😂
Bro really said “don’t mess with me because I’m short… I will bite your knees off”
Full on Dan Campbell
I love how he is legitimately angry about this. I would be too ngl
Jack has brought all these problems on by himself..