awful Range 15 movie reviewed by Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
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  • @RatPfink66
    @RatPfink66 Před 5 lety +250

    You know who this movie is for? Ex service people who never stopped being “boot.” The kind who reacted to their drill sergeants by unquestioningly adopting their ritualistic, play acting asses as the ultimate character model for all humanity. Pretend to have a take on the killing machine role but actually be devoted to the superiority it brings. Take no real joy in anything, and laugh only when someone is getting their ass owned.

    • @pavelthefabulous5675
      @pavelthefabulous5675 Před 5 lety +2

      Aight then, Onision.

    • @Adam-TheLiftedKing
      @Adam-TheLiftedKing Před 5 lety

      BigErn_Mccraken John is not that. John has called out matt he doesn’t like Matt and people like him using these clothing brands and shit.

    • @zztopfan5201
      @zztopfan5201 Před 2 lety

      So basically all babykillers.

  • @AprilTee
    @AprilTee Před 5 lety +531

    This movie is Tarantino's fictional Nazi movie in Inglorious Basterds

    • @flyingsloth730
      @flyingsloth730 Před 5 lety +109

      U mean American sniper?

    • @Robo.super.positivo
      @Robo.super.positivo Před 5 lety +12

      i think the left should make a comedy parody of this stupid culture AND ALSO MOCK THE FAR RIGHT MAKING A PARODY MOVIE ABOUT THE LEFT COSPIRACY , THEORY ,MOCKING CULTURAL MARXISM. .making a very exagerated absurd movie based on all the ideas and beliefes these fucked up culture of right wing weirdos created

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos Před 5 lety +37

      @@Robo.super.positivo Isn't that just Starship Troopers? And shocker; most people didn't get that it was mocking fascism.

    • @Googleaccount_2
      @Googleaccount_2 Před 5 lety +2

      Leftist have all the best jokes . And an advantage in conflict . From all there training and experience

    • @narobi8274
      @narobi8274 Před 5 lety +6

      Everybody is a Nazi according to a left winger. Marx? Nazi. Engels? Nazi. Hell, being white alone makes you a Nazi.

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 Před 5 lety +457

    Remember when Matt said, during their lincoln film society talk on starship troopers, that his ideal satire of fascism would be plotless violence and depravity that was so repulsive the audience couldn't finish it? We may have found our Salo.

    • @caseyhafer2550
      @caseyhafer2550 Před 8 měsíci +2

      At least Salo had a valid point to make. This is just a disaster.

    • @donniebobb74
      @donniebobb74 Před 6 měsíci

      a concept evolved through David Lynch.

    • @colinwebb3005
      @colinwebb3005 Před měsícem

      Salo fuckin sucked. Weird obsession with sex and depravity.

  • @alearnedman
    @alearnedman Před 5 lety +350

    It's like reverse Starship Troopers. Satire, but instead of the audience not getting it, the creators didn't get it.

    • @mmartinisgreat
      @mmartinisgreat Před 4 lety +5

      No it is starship troopers.

    • @matttriano
      @matttriano Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah Matt is incorrect here: STARSHIP TROOPERS is not the movie that society would make but I understand why he says that because that's what the book is. Instead the movie is a cut up of the book, Verhoeven took an earnest fascist work and translated it as a satire which makes fun of the characters for being dumb violent emotionally stunted children and subtly humanizes the bugs.

    • @mattlanguedoc8634
      @mattlanguedoc8634 Před 3 lety +27

      The scary thing about Starship Troopers is that Verhooven's satire of Fascism is exactly what a lot of Americans actually believe.

    • @robertknoll9641
      @robertknoll9641 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mmartinisgreat Book not the movie right? Johnny Rico and his dad romping on bugs for the glorious Federation.

    • @mmartinisgreat
      @mmartinisgreat Před 3 lety +2

      @@robertknoll9641 I mean it would be Starship troopers. It's what fascists want

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s Před 4 lety +59

    When they started talking about the characters arbitrarily murdering people over nothing and _raping_ zombies I swore that Matt and Felix were making up outlandish stuff as a joke... but that is indeed in the movie. I know these jingoistic pro-military psychos have questionable values, but it's bizarre to me that they outright have their "heroic" characters openly engaging in such morbid and unsettling behavior. Even if it's being played for black comedy, it goes beyond saying un-PC shit to trigger the libs to being downright chilling. Like... what does that say about this movie's director that the want us to sympathize with these characters who are basically just _Fallout_ raiders (or the Blackwater-esque PMC in _Jericho_ that becomes a marauding gang of bandits)?

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar Před 3 lety +12

      well literally the current prevailing ideology of the west is a false binary choice between absolute dominion over everything and everyone, or death. and yes we can split hairs and do debate nerd bullshit like compare direct casualties of these regimes, but at the end of the day this is straight up indistinguishable from how nazi germany viewed their place in the world

  • @zacharyfrancis5852
    @zacharyfrancis5852 Před 5 lety +141

    Actual comment on the YT page for this move: "Only vets will know the underlying message. Support the Force!
    "

    • @corgifloofi4840
      @corgifloofi4840 Před 5 lety +43

      I'm a veteran that leans right of center and the trailer had my eyes rolling hard. Just awful.

    • @Cajaquarius
      @Cajaquarius Před 5 lety +10

      @@Googleaccount_2 Got em

    • @timlampasona6925
      @timlampasona6925 Před 5 lety +7

      @@Googleaccount_2 le owned my good sir

    • @keyboardstalker4784
      @keyboardstalker4784 Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao because the underlying message is so subtle

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Před 3 lety +2

      @Classical Marxist sure buddy, and I am CAG.

  • @elfoxy1997
    @elfoxy1997 Před 5 lety +78

    PS3 rendered dan blizerian is basically every republican

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes Před 5 lety +92

    Only Bill Shatner would be willing to waste his time on this garbage movie.
    Cap'n. Kirk, like a forgotten bowl of fruit in an abandoned house, you have gone bad.

    • @spraynard9529
      @spraynard9529 Před 5 lety +5

      Honestly if that were true, I'd probably wanna see this movie. Imagine an overly "patriotic" zombie movie where every role is played by Bill Shatner. Including the zombies.

    • @caseyhafer2550
      @caseyhafer2550 Před 8 měsíci

      The man never met a dollar he didn't like.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt Před 4 lety +174

    "Black Rifle Coffee" sounds like a company that has "All our coffee is hand-picked by starving Guatemalan children" proudly displayed on its website.

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Před 3 lety +1

      And Chapo Trap House sounds like a bunch of Cartel Hombres who like sexually abusing children and women!

    • @Oceanmachine27
      @Oceanmachine27 Před 10 měsíci +1

      A disclaimer about fair business practices, except to assure you that they engage in absolutely none of them.

  • @REfan001
    @REfan001 Před 5 lety +114

    wtf is Keith David doing in this, he was in They Live

    • @Cajaquarius
      @Cajaquarius Před 5 lety +23

      He is broke.

    • @timlampasona6925
      @timlampasona6925 Před 5 lety +12

      I can imagine an agent hearing "It's for veterans!" and get excited

    • @KyleTheWeasel
      @KyleTheWeasel Před 5 lety +17

      sometimes you just need a paycheck

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius Před 4 lety +4

      Hes working, that's what.

    • @RFEM520
      @RFEM520 Před 4 lety +2

      Money is a hellova drug

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 Před 5 lety +97

    This movie is all the proof you need that Eddie Gallagher is guilty.

    • @xenon5493
      @xenon5493 Před 4 lety +17

      Lmao underrated comment

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Před 5 lety +315

    I find it disturbing and ironic that the people who complain about other people being triggered are also the most likely to be triggered into a fit of violent rage when they discover a person they are attracted to doesn't have the genitals they expected.

    • @cleanremarks
      @cleanremarks Před 5 lety +47

      The "Not-Gay" trigger...

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Před 2 lety

      Or when you even question their 'authority' it should be punishable by death to these subhuman cretins.

  • @omgcandy16Kimicari0
    @omgcandy16Kimicari0 Před 5 lety +71

    something mildly disturbing about even attempting a zombiphilia joke in one of these movies.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ Před 5 lety +2

      only if you cant take jokes

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 Před 4 lety +26

      @@T_D_B_ Where's the joke? You can't do random and call it a joke just to escape criticism.

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Před 3 lety +1

      You have an anime PFP, shut up weeb. Y’all are into worse shit like Lolicon 😂

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ Před rokem

      @@T_D_B_ 9/11 was just a prank bro, you iust have no sense of humor

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@T_D_B_Lmfao this entire movie is devoid of jokes its just them selling you stale ideology in the same dusty mug

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 Před 3 lety +39

    I like to say "Blue Lives Magic" when referring to, for example, when a cop pulls out his gun on a black jaywalker and literally shoots himself in the foot. During the protests, there was a video of a cop tripping, falling on his face and actually shooting a tear gas grenade at the ground.

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 Před rokem

      I think I remember seeing that and laughing hysterically

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Před 8 měsíci

      I like to call that the Peoples W

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Před 8 měsíci

      Kind of like the Peoples Elbow just way more righteous

  • @bobjohnson7148
    @bobjohnson7148 Před 5 lety +222

    I saw Keith David on the poster and my heart sank. C'mon, Keith, you're better than this.

    • @castillogrande8926
      @castillogrande8926 Před 5 lety +72

      Yeah... tbh Keith David is like Nicholas Cage in this regard, he says yes to whatever comes on his desk. I mean, literally, he'll do fucking ANYTHING, no questions asked. From They Live, to Saints Row, to... this rancid piece of shit, just give him an unmarked stack of bills and you just rented yourself a Keith David for the day! Haha

    • @flyingsloth730
      @flyingsloth730 Před 5 lety +58

      The opposite is true for Shatner, you see him on something like this and you know he’s not better than this.

    • @castillogrande8926
      @castillogrande8926 Před 5 lety +34

      @oktopustrainer wait, Keith David does military commercials? COME ON KEITH! You didn't die with Rowdy Roddy Piper on that rooftop to work for the alien lizard people!

    • @craigtrautmanjr9393
      @craigtrautmanjr9393 Před 5 lety +8

      Sean Astin is in this, too

    • @Wilbo23
      @Wilbo23 Před 5 lety +14

      Keith David was cursed by a spicy Roma to be in every movie ever made.

  • @gaybroshevik4180
    @gaybroshevik4180 Před 5 lety +109

    Black Rifle Coffee: "drink us up, queer."

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 Před 5 lety +2

      Black Rifle Coffee is the worst kind of BRC...

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa Před 3 lety +20

    “At least the Nazis had Wagner.”

  • @deanrao7554
    @deanrao7554 Před 5 lety +87

    Thanks to Chapo Trap House for suffering through and reviewing such stuff so I don't have to. I hear about such stuff. And through morbid curiosity I want to know what it's about. But I can only take it with an antidote.
    One of the CTH gang said something about the Nazis at least having Wagner and I think I get what he was getting at. As reprehensible as they were the German fascists had a certain panache.

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar Před 4 lety +4

      Sean Havlin he’s literally better than everyone these operator guys listen to

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Před 3 lety

      @@cartercartercartercar y'all non-Military folk really love to talk shit about the Military without having ever served as either a First Responder or the Military. Really y'all need to just shut the fuck up lmao

    • @yareyarejose5080
      @yareyarejose5080 Před 3 lety +9

      @@SobaOfPulaski i grew up with vietnam vets with drug addiction and criminal records, they were the first people who pleaded with me not to join the military when i was thinking about doing it. i know most people who join the military now are dipshits who want free college, but knowing the state of our foreign policy anyone who blindly buys into the propaganda you're fed in boot camp is extremely pathetic.

    • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
      @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SobaOfPulaski As a vet I feel pretty confident saying that this movie wasn't made for people who actually served, it's for self-indulgent psychos with no impulse control. I honestly hate this kind of gung-ho "troop culture" that makes actual veterans look bad. It's why I don't really enjoy modern military movies anymore because they've always got such a sickeningly thick layer of whitewash over them.

  • @butyraceousbrachiosaurus
    @butyraceousbrachiosaurus Před 5 lety +43

    I remember this article about these guys who went to like africa and helped former child soldiers set up like stageplays and they were writing the wildest fucked up shit, and this is kinda like that, except by people that don't have the excuse of being repeatedly and deliberately traumatized as children.
    Not to minimize the impact of adult trauma, but like,

    • @felixprime8291
      @felixprime8291 Před 3 lety +2

      Sounds like 'The Act Of Killing'. It's about the genocide in Indonesia where the government unleashed the military, far right goons and organised crime gangs to kill millions of "communist sympathisers" and ethnic minorities. The filmmakers went over and found the people who took part in the mass murder and got them to go and write their own small screenplay about what they did and they were just making super fucked up spaghetti westerns etc.

  • @jorgelomeli8266
    @jorgelomeli8266 Před 5 lety +62

    This is just 28 days later in the perspective of the army guys

    • @bajscast
      @bajscast Před rokem +4

      If the film ended with a British man in his underwear gouging the eyes of soldiers out like 28 days later then it'd be based

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 Před 4 lety +22

    The idea of murdering people who you don't like and still making it a comedy or having some emotional depth is possible. I liked "God Bless America" by Bobcat Goldthwait.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Před 4 lety +49

    Someone should produce a video where they read Umberto Eco's essay on Ur-Fascism over a soundsless abridged version of this movie with a black and white filter over it until the video just fades to black entirely and it ends with 'November' by Max Richter playing over a black screen.
    Then whoever should just send copies of that recording out into space to explain to extra terrestrial or extra dimensional beings exactly what went wrong and why we're no longer around.
    Cause no matter when, where or who, this is it, this is what went wrong.

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid Před 5 lety +107

    Are Keith David and William Shatner that hard up for money that they needed to appear in this? What an indictment of film casting practices.
    Either that, or they really need to take a good long look at their values.

    • @castillogrande8926
      @castillogrande8926 Před 5 lety +56

      William Shatner is truthfully a no talent ass clown, whereas Keith David just says yes to basically anything. Seriously, check out Keith David's IMDB, he will do anything! Its actually kind of impressive.

    • @cnferguson5
      @cnferguson5 Před 5 lety +22

      @@castillogrande8926 Yeah, just recently he was playing alongside Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling! Now this lol. He just doesn't give a fuck I guess. Maybe he acts for the love of acting, and not the money. That's admirable.

    • @FroggyCrimes
      @FroggyCrimes Před 5 lety +3

      William Shatner is a massive scumbag.

    • @joshuaDstarks
      @joshuaDstarks Před 5 lety +2

      Gotta keep the SAG benefits somehow.

    • @chadaustin1226
      @chadaustin1226 Před 5 lety +3

      @@FroggyCrimes Yeah, Shatner is really taking to this anti-PC asshole meme.

  • @Yeti_Boop
    @Yeti_Boop Před rokem +5

    First comment I saw on the trailer page was "it's payday, and instead of buying whisky I paid for this movie. Make me proud gentlemen!"
    So epic.

  • @thisisaformality
    @thisisaformality Před 5 lety +11

    Are we gonna talk about how the guy in the poster is wearing a shirt that says "Red White & Pew" with a picture of a gun? That shit is hilarious. A fucking "pew pew" pun

  • @samrodgers3434
    @samrodgers3434 Před 5 lety +20

    I know I'm a bit late but the end result of this movie seems like all those soldiers who lived together and tried to rape the main female characters in 28 days later

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 Před 2 lety +5

      This was secretly a prequel to 28 days later lmao

  • @alexjohnson9798
    @alexjohnson9798 Před 5 lety +81

    you can watch it for free on youtube but its basically unwatchable

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 5 lety +81

      Free is too expensive. You'd have to pay me to watch this.

    • @wrathofachilles
      @wrathofachilles Před 5 lety +38

      (Matt) Christ(man) climbed the hill and watched it for you

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 Před 5 lety +4

      By bad indie movie standards its a 5/10 IMO

    • @10DollarProductions
      @10DollarProductions Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah I had to skip through it a bit after listening to this. It's really bad.... really bad.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia Před 5 lety +13

      "free" in the sense that it will cost you your soul and all the hopes and dreams you had and will ever have, but you don't have to shell out $20 for it.

  • @nextabe1
    @nextabe1 Před 5 lety +22

    From the thumbnail I thought the main epic bearded veteran was Sean William Scott.

  • @sophisticated_patter
    @sophisticated_patter Před 5 lety +33

    "If Judge Holden made an energy drink..."

    • @breeeegs
      @breeeegs Před 5 lety +9

      Judge Holden: "Man has contained within him the vision, the capacity needed to wage war, the sole purpose for which he was borne, and for which he will die. But he does not have the energy! Buy Judge Holden's Energy Plus and you'll be scalping, pillaging, and raping Native Americans with the fierceness and vitality of a true warrior!"

    • @mmartinisgreat
      @mmartinisgreat Před 4 lety +1

      That line scared me.

  • @Piterdeveirs333
    @Piterdeveirs333 Před 4 lety +28

    That is unfair to warhammer 40k space marines. They at the least care about their battle brothers and some factions, like the Salamanders and Space Wolves, care about the citizens of the Imperium as well

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 Před 4 lety +6

      Tbh you can never be "unfair" to anything that relates to warhammer 40k. It's an abomination.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Před 3 lety +3

      @@schibleh531 an abomination of AWESOMENESS!

    • @mayorofbagtown9097
      @mayorofbagtown9097 Před 2 lety +1

      @@schibleh531 lol fair.

  • @gaiusleviathan8110
    @gaiusleviathan8110 Před 2 lety +9

    12:56 is the best summery of Gen X humor I’ve ever heard. You just have to cram Sex words into a sentence and the eat it up

  • @TheNerindil
    @TheNerindil Před 4 lety +38

    “Have you no beans, sir?” I’m dead

  • @fart9780
    @fart9780 Před 4 lety +14

    range15 more like pen15

  • @jralvins
    @jralvins Před 4 lety +10

    The Randy Couture drag name killed me.

  • @Geothesponge111
    @Geothesponge111 Před 5 lety +16

    Oh, no. Keith David, no!

  • @redcoatgaming4141
    @redcoatgaming4141 Před 4 lety +31

    So in america some ex squaddies basically go around saying "i'm a god you should love me like Athena"

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Před 3 lety

      Go back to England, no one has cared about your opinion on our country since 1776 😂

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Před 3 lety +1

      @@vvnstn okay person who probably would be considered an undesirable by Real Communists of old 😂

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SobaOfPulaski see you deleted the post where I was owning you. Gonna spread more homophobia here too?

  • @sejanislam1086
    @sejanislam1086 Před 5 lety +36

    is it a coincidence that the abbreviation of the title would be ar-15?

  • @blubastud
    @blubastud Před 5 lety +41

    Just reading the comments and saw that everyone was as hurt as I was to see Keith David in this...and like everyone else said, come on Keith, you are so much better than this, lol.

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 Před 5 lety +21

    The cast of this movie sounds like Berserk jobbers.

    • @DeadBoneJones
      @DeadBoneJones Před 4 lety +5

      they'd be the 4th, 12th and 32nd guys Guts killed on the night he killed 100 men

  • @zac9399
    @zac9399 Před 4 lety +29

    This film desperately wanted to be a Turner Diaries adaptation

  • @cadene5498
    @cadene5498 Před 4 lety +9

    I would indeed much prefer a Rodrigo Duterte/Chief Keef buddy comedy.

  • @louis8487
    @louis8487 Před 2 lety +7

    Christ Keith David really will do anything.

  • @basquat76
    @basquat76 Před 4 lety +11

    My God there's alot of people on that poster.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Před 3 lety +2

      And not one working frontal lobe between them.

  • @jedkeenan00
    @jedkeenan00 Před 5 lety +10

    'Tranc dart in my arse.' In stitches. So good.

  • @richpryor9650
    @richpryor9650 Před 2 lety +4

    Staring everyone's favorite liar Marcus Latrell who is most known for profiting off the death of his squad mates in an overembellished tale of "survival".

  • @gitlerpollpot3763
    @gitlerpollpot3763 Před 5 lety +25

    The woman they have on the show, (I only know Matt and Virgils names because they say it sometimes) she is incredibly attractive despite never having seen her face.

    • @TheFormHater
      @TheFormHater Před 4 lety +12

      she looks like wendy from mario cart look it up

    • @cm9241
      @cm9241 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheFormHater lmao

    • @gliscameria
      @gliscameria Před 2 lety

      Depending on which blonde, it could be the director's wife, Jessie Wiseman, she's in his other movies, which are much less shitty. PETERS

    • @darthnephilim
      @darthnephilim Před rokem +1

      If you are into albino eskimos sure

    • @eewahnah
      @eewahnah Před rokem

      Search Amber A'Lee Frost

  • @Baldie22
    @Baldie22 Před 3 lety +6

    I can’t believe I heard a 40k reference on chapp

  • @aprilk141
    @aprilk141 Před 5 lety +8

    "Have you no beans sir!?" Genius :D

  • @PaladinGuy
    @PaladinGuy Před 5 lety +47

    That Antifa movie they were talking about making is basically the recent Wolfenstein games.

  • @chumbucket6989
    @chumbucket6989 Před 4 lety +11

    this whole movie was an intricate ritual

  • @magictoenail6800
    @magictoenail6800 Před 4 lety +8

    black riffle coffee advertizes on hannity heavilly,nuff said

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan Před 5 lety +18

    My one sentence review of Range 15.
    It's like a clown with the clap; sick, sad, trying to be funny, but just makes a mess and is very painful.

  • @dondiasco97
    @dondiasco97 Před 5 lety +15

    more like Pen 15

    • @TheFormHater
      @TheFormHater Před 4 lety +1

      thats coincidentally what the episode is called

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime Před 3 lety +4

    Just realised the American flag in the background is pixelated lol

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime Před 5 lety +11

    How the hell did they get Keith David to do this garbage?

    • @arkinyte13
      @arkinyte13 Před 4 lety

      He probably had a clear schedule and wanted to make a cheap joke.

  • @meamishere1166
    @meamishere1166 Před 5 lety +6

    In the bottom right hand corner of the movie poster, the guy in sunglasses, is that Milo?

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 Před 4 lety +10

    It sounds like the protagonist played "Hatred," another bit of media who's only reason to play it was that people were talking about it and was forgotten about it about two seconds, and thought that the protagonist was the good guy.

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 Před 4 lety +3

      It also sounds like if you want to see a much better movie about killing people you hate, check out "God Bless America". The script, written by Bobcat Goldthwait, could have used a polish, actually establishes that the protagonists are really sad people.

  • @jack_rabbit
    @jack_rabbit Před 3 lety +5

    i find the fact that keith david was in this movie VERY disappointing

  • @mrnaji
    @mrnaji Před 5 lety +6

    Not even Keith David could save this shit

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 Před 5 lety +10

    Nobody:
    Me: I'm not gay!

  • @Erwin.Clayton
    @Erwin.Clayton Před 3 lety +4

    Virgil: I don't think planning is for losers😕
    Lol!

  • @sickjuicysjamshack3580
    @sickjuicysjamshack3580 Před rokem +4

    29:02 Best joke of the video

  • @robertkarnick1286
    @robertkarnick1286 Před 2 lety +3

    The guys who made this movie probably think Blood Meridian is a comedy

  • @funwithphobias
    @funwithphobias Před 3 lety +4

    amber somehow manages to mispronounce both "content" and "ascii" in the same sentence

  • @jralvins
    @jralvins Před 5 lety +4

    Never realized Randy Couture DOES sounds like a drag queens name

  • @GoodStarfish
    @GoodStarfish Před 5 lety +19

    Your doing god's work. I was combing the backwalls of the Greywolf's podcast history. I think their reviews could compete with any reviewer on this platform.

  • @kraftyNiNja
    @kraftyNiNja Před 3 lety +4

    It honestly breaks my heart to see Keith David on this

  • @tombyrne5946
    @tombyrne5946 Před 4 lety +8

    I felt nauseous after listening to this

  • @refoliation
    @refoliation Před 5 lety +8

    i lol at the song about killing barny

  • @goldenjoeblow
    @goldenjoeblow Před 5 lety +9

    I watched 20 minutes of this movie and I wanted to die.

  • @mareksicinski3726
    @mareksicinski3726 Před 5 lety +7

    Felix is not really quite right abt imgur, not accelerationist enough

  • @LightRuler003
    @LightRuler003 Před 5 lety +2

    Raping a zombie is considered comedy to the nut jobs, holy shit man.

  • @lingbon3543
    @lingbon3543 Před 5 lety +11

    Keep spreading mma memes to the people felix, your 2013 UG takes are scorching

  • @petehjr1
    @petehjr1 Před 5 lety +6

    WTF are AL Thompson and Shatner being in this film?

  • @se7enei8htnin97
    @se7enei8htnin97 Před rokem +2

    12:18 Are any of the people who made Range 15 gay? Now I think some may actually be pretty darn gay

  • @haydenstuder322
    @haydenstuder322 Před 5 lety +9

    Goddammit Kirk.......

    • @wes8424
      @wes8424 Před 5 lety +5

      Further proof Picard is the best Captain.

  • @castillogrande8926
    @castillogrande8926 Před 3 lety +4

    This. This is PIQUE Chapo.

  • @tristandequincey8967
    @tristandequincey8967 Před 5 lety +8

    How many videos do I stumble across with 300 likes that are genuinely funny?! Professional yet easy target practice. Sorry about America! Good luck in the comments section xx

  • @PaperPython
    @PaperPython Před 5 lety +27

    Keith David, do better

  • @halflifeapc8777
    @halflifeapc8777 Před 3 lety +5

    Why is Captain Kirk in this?

  • @mclainhirschbuhl281
    @mclainhirschbuhl281 Před 5 lety +13

    I know soldiers who are against this film and these operator types

    • @RaiderOverBoss
      @RaiderOverBoss Před 4 lety +5

      McLain Hirschbuhl must be a support soldier, four types of soldiers, operator/ranger, infantry, support, just for college , they all have a unique since of humor and react differently to different jokes...

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn Před 3 lety +1

      @@RaiderOverBoss i asked Vietnam vets who were Australian Army training team officers. They smile knowingly about the nature of the average soldier and admit to the paradox of laughing at cruelty as if it's humour, especially when it's particularly humourless. Understanding it more than judging it. A better than average mind that enjoys this sort of movie is a moral imbecile.

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom Před 3 lety +2

      good

  • @steelersguy74
    @steelersguy74 Před 2 lety +3

    Nooo not Keith David!

  • @The-Autistic-Rat
    @The-Autistic-Rat Před 5 lety +9

    *Red white & pew*

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset Před 5 lety +2

      That sounds like a smug takedown book of "red America" that would've been published in like, 2013

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset Před 5 lety +4

      HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE JUST QUOTING THAT GUY'S SHIRT. That shit's real? Someone....a human being thought that up and then decided to make that into a shirt. Holy shit man.....

    • @The-Autistic-Rat
      @The-Autistic-Rat Před 5 lety +1

      @@manifesto_mindset I weep for my countrymen lmfao

    • @Moneyaddthenmultiply
      @Moneyaddthenmultiply Před 5 lety +3

      Only red and white, no blue?
      This movie is propaganda for Polish Military Supremacy as part of a giant conspiracy between Poland and the US

    • @The-Autistic-Rat
      @The-Autistic-Rat Před 5 lety

      @@Moneyaddthenmultiply Yeah, pew is actually a lovely shade of cerulean and these people have flawless aesthetics

  • @SwogFrog
    @SwogFrog Před 5 lety +5

    Keith David no...........

  • @bartonbootherbing3890
    @bartonbootherbing3890 Před 3 lety +2

    Does felix need to mention gaming fuckin every 5 minutes

  • @styrmirsnorrason2333
    @styrmirsnorrason2333 Před 5 lety +14

    Poor Keith david

  • @Yousadclownofaman
    @Yousadclownofaman Před 3 lety +1

    Anyone know what episode this is??

  • @MJFAN666
    @MJFAN666 Před 5 lety +13

    Who are operators?? Who are they referring to?

    • @DissentingDogLevi
      @DissentingDogLevi Před 5 lety +20

      Operator is a word for special forces soldiers. Like a green beret or a navy seal

    • @JoeSixThreeOh
      @JoeSixThreeOh Před 5 lety +41

      @@DissentingDogLevi Furthering the point, the usual chuds who inhale this sort of shit got tired of films and shows portraying the "boring" troops (i.e. Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, Saving Private Ryan), so a lot of modern war films are filled to the brim with Operators and SEALs and the like because that's the new ideal soldier (Hurt Locker, 13 Hours, American Sniper).
      Plus, Operator gear looks tactical as fuck, and therefore commands more respect. Any old chump can get a free Sunday lunch special from Luby's wearing mismatched BDUs and New Balances, but it takes a real hardass motherfucker to drop serious ducats on surplus Ranger gear in time for Veteran's Day deals at the mall.

    • @rivera229
      @rivera229 Před 5 lety +10

      @@JoeSixThreeOh I am glad you brought that up because I noticed that most modern movies about war focus on Operators. I think they are doing that because they know that the Army and the Marines are more mixed politically. Sure there are conservatives and centrists, but there are also liberals and even leftists in the Army and Marines. They are all there for different reasons whether it is patriotism, jingoism, to escape poverty or trying to get rid of their student loan debt. That would make for an interesting movie actually that would show how flawed and human the troops are. But sadly the people that they get the most money from, old right wingers who may or may not have ever fought in a war, would never pay to watch a movie where there are atheist leftist troops who joined to support his or her family. So nowadays the war movies are using Operators because those guys are well known for being mostly conservative, with some being open about being Christian fundamentalists. It doesn't cause people to question anything or think about what the grunts or even the officers feel, and instead just shows nothing but battle scenes.

    • @TheEnoEtile
      @TheEnoEtile Před 5 lety +4

      @@DissentingDogLevi sigh you're right but you're wrong. This is gonna be a bit (ok very) pedantic but I'm a soldier and a born pedant.
      Operator refers to Special Operations Troops (or service members if you prefer) not Special Forces Soldiers. There's a difference. Soldiers are only in the Army, not the Navy, Marine Corps or Airforce. The Navy has Sailors, the Airforce has airmen, and the Marine Corps has marines.
      Special Forces in the US specifically and almost exclusively refers to the US Army Special Forces better known as Green Berets.
      Special Operations is a bigger blanket that encompasses MARSOC but not all Marines (Marine Special Operations Command), US Army Delta Force, the Navy SEALS especially DUVGRU, arguable the Army Rangers, Airforce PJs, and a couple of other specialized elite military groups.

  • @walexander8378
    @walexander8378 Před 5 lety +4

    I have a beard and a furrowed brow

  • @apollo4132
    @apollo4132 Před 5 lety +3

    Ok but from what I'm hearing about this makeup thing, you can't make movies without gays and women. that's where they went wrong on the makeup front

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 Před 5 lety +3

    Keith David is in the movie???

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud Před 5 lety +2

    The problem with Stripes is that it takes like an hour to start.

  • @crashingspectacular
    @crashingspectacular Před 4 lety +2

    24:17 bookmark

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot Před 4 lety +13

    I'm curious as to why the armed servicemen are given military discount in many retail and fast food places in the UK? I mean, if it's because they're willing to risk their lives for their country then, fine I get it. But I'm not allowed in any branch of the military or emergency services (police, fire rescue & even ambulance) because of a medical condition. Yet I'm more than willing to go through their training system and dive head first into difficult situations to help people.
    So why can't I get discount? What makes them more deserving than me?
    From my perspective it's dripping with privilege.

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 Před 4 lety

      You can be a drone operator bud. That's all it will be in a decade or so. Just need a lanyard to let everyone at greggs know what's up

    • @Indoor_Carrot
      @Indoor_Carrot Před 4 lety

      @@michaelhall5429 I'm not even allowed to apply for ANYTHING in the navy or airforce. If there's anything I could possibly do in the army, it would just be an office job I won't enjoy.
      For every guy who gets in, there are probably 10 or 20 guys who weren't even given a chance. It's such bullshit. Soldiers aren't better than me so I wont kiss there arse the way conservatives always do.

  • @prodbypriestJudah-gi6xt
    @prodbypriestJudah-gi6xt Před 6 měsíci

    If there was, idk a real director with actual neurons firing in his skull, they would’ve immediately realized the golden opportunity they had with a movie like this to effectively make the true film adaptation of Spec Ops: The Line.
    A bunch of supposedly stable and strong-willed operator idiots that get thrown into some alien world that they can’t properly navigate without harming thousands of people in the process. And the only thing they get to show for all the trouble they went through (being “justice” and “law” into this area) are scars and trauma that they leave in their wake.

  • @AlbinoAxolotl1993
    @AlbinoAxolotl1993 Před rokem +1

    40:15 Political Compass: The Movie.

  • @caseyhafer2550
    @caseyhafer2550 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I wanna know who Ross Patterson's character in this movie is based on. Because Mat Best does so much insecure whining about him it leads me to believe it's based on real life. There's a story here.

  • @PlatnmBeatz
    @PlatnmBeatz Před 5 lety +2

    Wait did I get that right about Duterte? They're unsure if he is good or bad?

  • @yeeyeeasshaircut3929
    @yeeyeeasshaircut3929 Před 5 lety +8

    Epic

  • @charlesrobb7984
    @charlesrobb7984 Před 5 lety +2

    Damn what Italian song are they talking about

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom Před 2 lety

      Adriano Celentano -Priesencul whatever shows up on CZcams