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  • čas přidán 14. 10. 2019
  • Aliens and stuff at AlienCon 2019

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  • @brobama982
    @brobama982 Před 4 lety +18119

    Believes in aliens, doesnt believe in stars. Incredible

    • @johnpears9558
      @johnpears9558 Před 4 lety +351

      Fucking genius

    • @neerajwarrier33
      @neerajwarrier33 Před 4 lety +264

      IQ 1000

    • @boyinutil
      @boyinutil Před 4 lety +110

      Big brain 24/7

    • @mosdecri
      @mosdecri Před 4 lety +198

      He does believe in starships and stargates.

    • @Lucas22780
      @Lucas22780 Před 4 lety +18

      Yeah like where do the aliens live if not in other solar systems
      Edit: at least some of them

  • @edenamira1873
    @edenamira1873 Před 3 lety +7357

    homeboy started crying over Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix being his Jedi masters

    • @Llllltryytcc
      @Llllltryytcc Před 3 lety +460

      Realest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @froggyplatypus
      @froggyplatypus Před 3 lety +345

      I don’t know why but that kind of touched my heart. The fact that he’s so passionate about something, doesn’t matter how insane it is, he is INTO it.

    • @Snipetonight
      @Snipetonight Před 3 lety +78

      @@froggyplatypus shut the fuck up, he's insane

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite Před 3 lety +150

      @@Snipetonight YOU'RE INSANE!

    • @huricanethreeonesix
      @huricanethreeonesix Před 3 lety +16

      Those rifts were sweet tho

  • @chucho35pewdsmiester78
    @chucho35pewdsmiester78 Před 3 lety +402

    The first guy “stars don’t exist” also the first guy “it’s hiding behind the stars”.

  • @mrmagoo9249
    @mrmagoo9249 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Collective IQ: 4
    Nobel prizes: -15
    Hypotheses: 4.7x10^55
    Coherent thoughts: 0.3
    Memes: Gold Mine

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan Před 4 lety +3589

    Jimmy Hendrix and Bruce Lee definitely had a hand in this

    • @seanduffy1420
      @seanduffy1420 Před 4 lety +113

      Brendan Whelan they were Jedi Masters

    • @ronh5036
      @ronh5036 Před 4 lety +29

      Jimi* and yes probably

    • @GodLikesMoe
      @GodLikesMoe Před 4 lety +20

      Fun fact: they share the same birthday

    • @ivx8345
      @ivx8345 Před 4 lety +34

      HAVE! HAVE! They are still alive and living behind the sun!

    • @ethanmcroy
      @ethanmcroy Před 4 lety +9

      Jimi wasn't a Jedi, he was a god

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source Před 4 lety +4014

    "Obi Wan died. He was stronger."
    Straight facts.

  • @subfrogz2821
    @subfrogz2821 Před 2 lety +91

    The first guy has me dead when he asked him if he was chosen. Lmao he really made him trip out😂

    • @korosuke1788
      @korosuke1788 Před 7 měsíci +3

      LSD side-effects, or schizo. Poor guy.

  • @nrs10001
    @nrs10001 Před rokem +74

    I can't stop fucking laughing over how completely different all their theories are

    • @mw9297
      @mw9297 Před 6 měsíci

      Most of these people are crazy. But aliens are real.

    • @PropaneWP
      @PropaneWP Před 6 měsíci +4

      How do these guys not spend the entire con arguing with each other? Or maybe they do, idk.

  • @brimbish
    @brimbish Před 4 lety +6279

    This is exactly what my parents think weed does to people...

    • @kilIstation
      @kilIstation Před 4 lety +213

      They’re right

    • @christianlacroix5430
      @christianlacroix5430 Před 4 lety +120

      They're correct.

    • @smokymcbongwater1088
      @smokymcbongwater1088 Před 4 lety +73

      Yeah, keep drinking beer!
      'Murica!!!
      Hoorah!!

    • @smokymcbongwater1088
      @smokymcbongwater1088 Před 4 lety +39

      @@sushimamba4281 I wish you like the other two morons commenting this here had a shitty CZcams channel I could go laugh at while I'm high.
      Alas, you disappointed me.
      A phrase which I think you will be hearing from a lot of people in your future🤣🤣

    • @destroythemanb07
      @destroythemanb07 Před 4 lety +37

      lol I bet every single person in that convention smokes weed

  • @azmiraclegirl441
    @azmiraclegirl441 Před 3 lety +5827

    He was so flabbergasted that he was "Chosen" like he had never considered it before and it just made everything click for him

    • @Dislob
      @Dislob Před 3 lety +375

      Thats what happens when you need someone else's brain to make the neural connections for you.

    • @cpt.crunch9978
      @cpt.crunch9978 Před 3 lety +237

      That question just decided all of his choices for the rest of his life

    • @strom56
      @strom56 Před 3 lety +149

      Later that day he realised that he was alien jesus

    • @cpt.crunch9978
      @cpt.crunch9978 Před 3 lety +24

      @@strom56judging by how the rest of them are, i feel like you are probably right.

    • @dravenwag
      @dravenwag Před 3 lety +50

      @@Dislob except you literally need the presence of other external selves to make sense of your own self.
      Don't pretend you are better than this guy. Good luck trying to make sense of reality without 'someone else's brain making neural connections for you', aka, no language, no body language, no understanding of where you are, what you are, WHEN you are, etc. You literally have an interdependence to other selves to make sense of your own self. You do NOT exist independantly, you only literally even know at the base level of existence that you exist because there are other things letting you know that they exist, too.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Před 2 lety +33

    I love the little sympathetic pat on the shoulder while Aliens are invading that guys mind

  • @sapper12b71
    @sapper12b71 Před 2 lety +20

    It truly amazes me how many people out there are struggling with schizophrenia without even knowing it and are still managing to go long day today in society my hats off to them.

    • @tommy9565
      @tommy9565 Před 4 měsíci

      No don't remove your foil hat. The lizards will be able to hear you.

  • @caspernelson8282
    @caspernelson8282 Před 4 lety +5241

    "Since you're tall, you have the Giant's bloodline in you"
    *nods in agreement*

    • @samantoniak1657
      @samantoniak1657 Před 3 lety +121

      P L A T Y P U S D N A

    • @musicmanic8586
      @musicmanic8586 Před 3 lety +25

      Dude in romania they discovered 4m corps burried that date from thousands of years. No joke. The areas where those were found are under the protection of the church.

    • @dakotamurray554
      @dakotamurray554 Před 3 lety +6

      Dude's like 5'2 lmao!

    • @ajack1889
      @ajack1889 Před 3 lety +33

      Hasis H Lmao where are you in this video?

    • @musicmanic8586
      @musicmanic8586 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ajack1889 search the internet about it. I don't believe in aliens. But the first people were taller than we think. Thats all. Stop being so mean ffs.

  • @nlb1138
    @nlb1138 Před 4 lety +4244

    The host needs an oscar for keeping a straight face

    • @HardTimeBluesCafe
      @HardTimeBluesCafe Před 4 lety +13

      N LB I feel like I would be terrified in a way. That probably helps.

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad Před 4 lety +14

      He completely cracks up in another video. It's hilarious. I can't remember which one it was.

    • @travis98761
      @travis98761 Před 4 lety +10

      @@FaridShahidinejad Florida Man

    • @HeinRothman
      @HeinRothman Před 4 lety +16

      N LB he almost loses it in the burning man one hahaha

    • @rm9308
      @rm9308 Před 4 lety +1

      The straight face is hazmat gear.

  • @o_kneepixel
    @o_kneepixel Před 2 lety +17

    "If the moon is aluminum, what could it ever have been used for??"
    This man is asking the real questions.

  • @xXMinecraftMattXx
    @xXMinecraftMattXx Před 2 lety +17

    Plot twist: everyone with a booth at alien-con is an alien and they make up crazy things to make us not believe in them.

  • @keefetschetter3308
    @keefetschetter3308 Před 4 lety +8874

    You’re doing something very special.

    • @edwassermann8368
      @edwassermann8368 Před 4 lety +117

      yeah, he's like the sherlock holmes for finding the greatest dummies out there. jesus, borat is gonna give him a call real soon

    • @everything777
      @everything777 Před 4 lety +17

      Truly doing God's work

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 Před 4 lety +8

      The preferred nomenclature is mentally handicapped

    • @matthishuhn6359
      @matthishuhn6359 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm just paralyzed by these 8 videos and I'm loving it!

    • @ijneb1248
      @ijneb1248 Před 4 lety

      This is my 1st time hearing from these people

  • @Watchlist_king
    @Watchlist_king Před 4 lety +2527

    “You must have some in you, because I’m shaky”
    *sips coffee*

    • @Deno2100
      @Deno2100 Před 3 lety +51

      Huge coffee haha

    • @aitotem
      @aitotem Před 3 lety +51

      " I have a sixth sense [about reptilian lineage]"
      When asked how much he has:
      "Oh I don't know, I can't tell you "

    • @snc9297
      @snc9297 Před 3 lety +2

      FeelsGoodMan 666th like FeelsGoodMan

    • @MillennialNerd
      @MillennialNerd Před 3 lety +16

      I don't think that was just coffee.....

    • @lithiumak47
      @lithiumak47 Před 3 lety +7

      Not cool!!! A reptilian killed her cat, probably choked on a lizard.

  • @kramnewton8683
    @kramnewton8683 Před 2 lety +13

    "I have a sixth sense for it."
    "Do you think I have any in me?"
    "I can't tell you that."

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION Před 3 lety +95

    These videos really make you wonder how many folk you see on a day to day basis are actually bat shi t insane.

    •  Před 2 lety +2

      But like... what if they're right?

    • @gringochucha
      @gringochucha Před 2 lety +1

      A whole lotta bunch of em.

    • @dragon9372
      @dragon9372 Před 2 lety +2

      They aren’t any crazier than you.

    • @gringochucha
      @gringochucha Před 2 lety +1

      @@dragon9372 Oh yes they are.

  • @stanktank9305
    @stanktank9305 Před 3 lety +2372

    sometimes i realize it would be easier to form a cult than i thought

  • @lanceisaacsonii4640
    @lanceisaacsonii4640 Před 4 lety +3085

    It's funny how everyone there has a different theory.

    • @rb5935
      @rb5935 Před 3 lety +49

      and that they have all seen an alien at one point or another

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson Před 3 lety +85

      I'm pretty sure a lot of them are vendors trying to sell their own shit too

    • @magnumcornetto
      @magnumcornetto Před 3 lety +40

      That's exactly what the aliens want. Keep everyone confused with different stories. That allows them to takeover unnoticed.

    • @Amcacs5654
      @Amcacs5654 Před 3 lety +34

      Just like different religions. 🤔 Same crazy shit.

    • @dmitrijsmironovs7513
      @dmitrijsmironovs7513 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Amcacs5654 Good point

  • @airbornestalker2342
    @airbornestalker2342 Před 3 lety +26

    Rip all gas no breaks
    It's only all tears no brakes from now on

    • @jo1382
      @jo1382 Před 3 lety +7

      Andrew and his team are on channel 5 now, and he's still making content just like this over there

    • @nickheath8780
      @nickheath8780 Před 2 lety

      Channel 5 news babyyy! Unsubscribe from this and join the revolution!!

  • @cahyasatixoxo7207
    @cahyasatixoxo7207 Před rokem +45

    I feel bad contributing to a company that fucked Andrew over but his authentic interest and compassion for everyone regardless of who they are or what they believe is just so amazing.

    • @dilanrajapaksha
      @dilanrajapaksha Před 6 měsíci +1

      "Company that fucked Andrew over"?? damn whats the story behind this

    • @merkabbalah
      @merkabbalah Před 6 měsíci

      Who? What company?!

    • @bo2088
      @bo2088 Před 6 měsíci

      youtube/google?@@dilanrajapaksha

  • @YellowDice
    @YellowDice Před 4 lety +1883

    I'm gonna blame history channel for this.

    • @David-em2bg
      @David-em2bg Před 4 lety +28

      Nah these people have been around forever.

    • @martijnschut4209
      @martijnschut4209 Před 4 lety +8

      Blame procreation..

    • @3ldnah
      @3ldnah Před 4 lety +7

      🖐 ALIENS 🤚

    • @_loois
      @_loois Před 4 lety +15

      3:58

    • @silspieard7417
      @silspieard7417 Před 4 lety +36

      minigunexo 4:00 Theyre actually sponsoring thus event (background). How low can they sink....

  • @Knewms
    @Knewms Před 3 lety +5

    Each of these stories could be made into an incredible movie. Hollywood it’s time to hire these people

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 Před 3 lety +15

    Imagine the cells in your body conjuring up weird theories about the body that they are a part of

  • @Aveofficialtone
    @Aveofficialtone Před 4 lety +2371

    The suit is genius

    • @Drogado68
      @Drogado68 Před 4 lety +47

      Very Eric andreishh but this is channel is just great

    • @naisvd
      @naisvd Před 4 lety +40

      Cooked by Carma catching some borat vibeZz

    • @TheBeatSmash
      @TheBeatSmash Před 4 lety +37

      Looks like Napoleon Dynamite at prom

    • @sandyknowles5638
      @sandyknowles5638 Před 4 lety +5

      Who doesnt trust a suit 😏

    • @releventhurt
      @releventhurt Před 4 lety +4

      It’s Kassim G all over again

  • @johnnyblocks7956
    @johnnyblocks7956 Před 3 lety +2109

    “If you don believe in stars then what’s the sun?”
    “A portal”
    They have an answer for everything

    • @Paulo_Dirac
      @Paulo_Dirac Před 3 lety +51

      Come on, he even backed is claim with "whoush" and "whooow", what do you people need to be convinced

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 Před 3 lety +2

      M Pulverman they should write a non-fiction book, it might become a best seller in the fiction genre

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial Před 3 lety

      The sun is just Xenus flashlight

    • @glenngillen3030
      @glenngillen3030 Před 3 lety +27

      Well kinda is a portal. If you fly into it, you enter another dimension called death

    • @greenpilltheory6649
      @greenpilltheory6649 Před 3 lety +1

      But it is a portal...

  • @mmattb
    @mmattb Před měsícem +2

    Andrew fills a hole that Vice left in my heart.

  • @17dabloons24
    @17dabloons24 Před 2 lety +6

    The old man that takes the pictures is naively wholesome

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n Před 4 lety +14545

    I honestly hope this channel never blows up, because then they'll stop letting you inside events like these lmao

    • @zetrocadartse646
      @zetrocadartse646 Před 4 lety +1114

      Dont think so, hes not indecent or upsetting to them, he lets them talk, coninues the conversation and thanks them even if the video its making fun of them :o

    • @L3thalShad0ws7
      @L3thalShad0ws7 Před 4 lety +1142

      What I'm hoping doesn't happen is that he becomes well known to the point that people come up to him and start trolling on purpose. What really makes all his content so great is that it's actual people acting natural and being themselves.

    • @WhyteDem0n
      @WhyteDem0n Před 4 lety +163

      @@L3thalShad0ws7 That's a very real concern as well.

    • @Orhan6125
      @Orhan6125 Před 4 lety +223

      @@L3thalShad0ws7 He'll have to start wearing clever disguises like Sacha Baron Cohen

    • @TheMidnightNarwhal
      @TheMidnightNarwhal Před 4 lety +137

      He should record like 5 years of videos then release them on a monthly or quarterly basis for the next 5 years or something.

  • @LoganMarcosSchmidt
    @LoganMarcosSchmidt Před 4 lety +2152

    Crazy how close these guys are to weeping at any moment

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations Před 4 lety +24

      same

    • @gorehammer42o
      @gorehammer42o Před 4 lety +62

      Drugs brother

    • @MatthewLudwig-mw8uq
      @MatthewLudwig-mw8uq Před 4 lety +42

      the fact that they've seen the truth and hold on to as much sanity as they've shown is quite the feat ;) lol

    • @isaiahd2123
      @isaiahd2123 Před 4 lety +58

      Schizophrenia

    • @GrassToucher-
      @GrassToucher- Před 4 lety +174

      It's cuz they feel like someone is actually listening to them and appreciating what they have to say, which for these crazy conspiracy theorists probably doesn't happen often.

  • @garrettdykstra2563
    @garrettdykstra2563 Před 2 lety +8

    The fact the he isn't laughing is legendary, ...he keeps such a straight 🧐

  • @smokeywilly4364
    @smokeywilly4364 Před 2 lety

    The subtle expressions are what really bring it together

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 Před 4 lety +1212

    "If the moon is aluminum what could it have ever been used for?" Finally someones asking the important questions

    • @hertungwert2759
      @hertungwert2759 Před 4 lety +15

      Right, all those fools thinking the moon is aluminum... IDIOTS!

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +13

      It's obviously a psychic amplifier so that the lizard men can control the thoughts of the homo sapiens!

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Před 4 lety +74

      *the aluminum is to keep the cheese fresh*

    • @louf7178
      @louf7178 Před 4 lety +1

      New punctuation for sarcasm --> ¡

    • @doctorlight
      @doctorlight Před 2 lety

      fucking politicians and scientists are proven more useless every day they don't consider this question

  • @mistertamura6190
    @mistertamura6190 Před 3 lety +1862

    At least this explains why aliens are avoiding us.

  • @willp8629
    @willp8629 Před 2 lety +3

    Each statement more jaw-dropping than the last

  • @hmmmtietmetmosterd
    @hmmmtietmetmosterd Před 2 lety +1

    How did i just today found this channel!! Subbed and liked

  • @johncoppola3925
    @johncoppola3925 Před 4 lety +1203

    “Everybody has some sort of reptilian in them, I have a sixth sense for it”
    “Do I have any in me?”
    “I can’t tell you that”

  • @YoYoItsHaylee
    @YoYoItsHaylee Před 3 lety +2038

    “Pope Francis, why is he so nice?!”

  • @337camo
    @337camo Před 3 lety

    Just found this channel and it's easily jumped to #1.

  • @hiddenorchard
    @hiddenorchard Před 2 lety

    this is the best thing I've seen in a really long time

  • @messageinathrottle4046
    @messageinathrottle4046 Před 3 lety +1175

    I’m a little disappointed that there wasn’t a rapper.

  • @jonathanhansson7344
    @jonathanhansson7344 Před 4 lety +2278

    I feel a bit dumber after watching this.

    • @komemiute
      @komemiute Před 4 lety +26

      A bit? I think half my brain just went... @_@

    • @LZYDOG
      @LZYDOG Před 4 lety +12

      I feel for this guy. Doing so many of these interviews I think I’d lose a part of my brain and hope for people.

    • @ordinarybantha2756
      @ordinarybantha2756 Před 4 lety +1

      I find myself agreeing now

    • @martijnschut4209
      @martijnschut4209 Před 4 lety +13

      I feel a bit more intelligent after watching this🤔

    • @almightyrer2285
      @almightyrer2285 Před 4 lety

      For sure, let's go grab the moon later and take it to the scrap yard when no one is looking!

  • @nate_orious0002
    @nate_orious0002 Před 2 lety +1

    I think it’s kinda sweet that he just stands there and gives those crazy old people a chance to talk

  • @name-du9ty
    @name-du9ty Před 3 lety +1

    The first guy has 10th hard drive filled with photos of aliens.

  • @fantasticsituation9461
    @fantasticsituation9461 Před 4 lety +529

    its amazing how much he does with just straight face zooms

  • @jakerobert3118
    @jakerobert3118 Před 4 lety +572

    “why aren’t we changing now?”
    closeup on the unevolved man’s face.
    perfection.

    • @LydiaKumara
      @LydiaKumara Před 3 lety +2

      I couldnt tell u more how much i love this comment right here.

    • @araccardi
      @araccardi Před 3 lety +1

      So are you saying you are evolved?

  • @tyeboyce
    @tyeboyce Před 3 lety +174

    You kicked Andrew off this channel and now it’s going to suck. He built this not you. Can’t wait for his new project to surpass this.

    • @bobloblaw418
      @bobloblaw418 Před 2 lety +6

      I'll bite. What happened?

    • @tyeboyce
      @tyeboyce Před 2 lety +46

      @@bobloblaw418 andrew isn't affiliated with this channel, patreon or the podcast. they stole the the brand of him. He has a new channel called ' channel 5 with andrew callaghan'. its the typical big bully sort of company screwing him with a contract.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Před 2 lety +11

      Fuck those pieces of shit.

    • @e0478
      @e0478 Před 2 lety +15

      Channel 5 News with Andrew Callahan is already producing great content. Fuck these people.

    • @N8DulcimerOld
      @N8DulcimerOld Před 2 lety

      Hate to tell ya but they're not gonna produce new content, theyre gonna sit back and continue to profit off people like you and me clicking this video. By typing this comment after he left, you have already boosted this video in the algorithm and helped them to continue to profit.

  • @NothingInPaticular100
    @NothingInPaticular100 Před 3 lety +6

    You’re not feeling a weird energy, you’re hearing yourself talk

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo Před 3 lety +3809

    I appreciate how you let them talk and hear them out instead of trying to prove them wrong, it makes much better content imo

    • @barbarataylor7016
      @barbarataylor7016 Před 3 lety +67

      I think people should always be like this cancelling people stops them showing why they are wrong

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 Před 3 lety +25

      Theres a time and place for everything, stop acting like there isnt.

    • @frogdeity
      @frogdeity Před 3 lety +24

      He's more biased than you think. Look at this video. All crazies. Look at his furry video. A few level-headed people. He selectively edits the videos to make certain groups look crazy.

    • @ds7271
      @ds7271 Před 3 lety +58

      @@frogdeity Your right in a sense. The videos are meant to be funny in a way. Most of his videos are like this. Ive been to an AlienCon before 70% of the people are just going to fun good time and yes the rest are crazies like this lol.

    • @SaintJerry
      @SaintJerry Před 3 lety +44

      He allows them to embarrass themselves

  • @WowoTheWizard
    @WowoTheWizard Před 4 lety +785

    “How long we’ve been here - thousands of years on this planet. In the past 60 years we went from horse drawn carriage to landing on the moon” There is so much to unpack here

    • @immattlaramee
      @immattlaramee Před 4 lety +158

      The current year is 1969. What's to unpack?

    • @ShivREdits
      @ShivREdits Před 4 lety +105

      his figures are a little off but he's got the right idea

    • @fernandapaixao6369
      @fernandapaixao6369 Před 4 lety +63

      wes. he a little confused but he got the spirit

    • @football4life85
      @football4life85 Před 3 lety +14

      wes. No Jesus Christ I hope you’re kidding. Our knowledge haS ACCUMULATED and ideas r built on previous ideas. We didn’t go from stone to space. Because for this our ideas seem to come faster than before.

    • @BenPlunkettReynolds
      @BenPlunkettReynolds Před 3 lety +7

      Pretty sure he just time traveled from 1969

  • @brie3679
    @brie3679 Před 3 lety +30

    2:51 this is when he *REALLY* lost me.. I was trying to be so respectful and listen to what he had to say without judging. Then he threw that at us.

  • @METAL-ADDICT
    @METAL-ADDICT Před 3 lety +2

    ZiM: "Damn it! They know too much!"

  • @Prindlco
    @Prindlco Před 3 lety +582

    “There’s something around us, listening to us” she says to the camera and microphone..

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 Před 3 lety +11

      She's not very smart lmao

    • @Barabbas7798
      @Barabbas7798 Před 3 lety +7

      Brains aren't as important when you're that hot surrounded by nerds

    • @IAMSTRINDOM
      @IAMSTRINDOM Před 3 lety

      @@Nedula007 schizophrenia gets in the way of intelligent expression sometimes

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 Před 3 lety

      @@IAMSTRINDOM k

  • @staudinga
    @staudinga Před 4 lety +976

    I can just imagine that woman's boyfriend or father blaming the lizard people after running over her cat.

    • @ChumpyDumps
      @ChumpyDumps Před 4 lety +42

      What if the boyfriend IS the lizard person!? 👀

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 Před 4 lety +58

      @@ChumpyDumps then she'd know about it. She has a sense for those things

    • @azenji8536
      @azenji8536 Před 4 lety +10

      im willing to bet that the cat incident happened when she was 9 or something. she just failed to process that

    • @NotSure109
      @NotSure109 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah like it wasn't her.

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 Před 2 lety

    I just realized how fun it would be to fully believe in these things.

  • @dubsentertainment3724
    @dubsentertainment3724 Před rokem +1

    *Me arrives at aliencon*
    “Ah yes…. My people”

  • @Zephrinth
    @Zephrinth Před 4 lety +459

    3:31 “everybody has some reptilian in them ... I have a sixth sense for it”
    3:52 “think I have any [reptilian] in me?”
    “I can’t tell you that”

  • @eileenzrubek7126
    @eileenzrubek7126 Před 4 lety +819

    “So what do you think the sun is because that’s a star too”
    “I think it’s a ᵖᵒʳTAL”

    • @hokagespit
      @hokagespit Před 4 lety +14

      Eileen Zrubek “they talk about the matrix”

    • @basicbraindead347
      @basicbraindead347 Před 4 lety +4

      You think youre chosen?

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 Před 4 lety +8

      He has a classic "accent" you hear a lot in neurologically impaired/mentally disabled people of various types, it's distinctive if you know what to listen for, if it wasn't already obvious by his behaviour. Poor guy.

    • @N3onJesus
      @N3onJesus Před 4 lety +2

      @@bluegum6438 yeah, this whole thing was hilarious, but i just felt really bad for that first guy.

    • @fishfire_2999
      @fishfire_2999 Před 4 lety +1

      I knew an Alien with your name once .

  • @theusefulidiot4202
    @theusefulidiot4202 Před 3 lety +6

    I'm surprised that the church of scientology didn't have a booth here

  • @eosapienrancher4045
    @eosapienrancher4045 Před 7 měsíci +7

    "Do you feel like you've been chosen?"
    "I don't know."
    That is honestly not the answer I was expecting

  • @MainWatcher1997
    @MainWatcher1997 Před 4 lety +1501

    Please, never stop doing these videos. This is gold 😂 I don't even know how you can keep a straight face 🤣

  • @CragScrambler
    @CragScrambler Před 4 lety +1678

    See a cute chick in camo dress...
    "Heyy girl..."
    "Heyy, a reptilian killed my cat"
    "Riiiightt...."
    *backs off*

    • @dragonicapowa
      @dragonicapowa Před 4 lety +107

      Could be true tho. Maybe like a big iguana.

    • @Codiggity369
      @Codiggity369 Před 4 lety +144

      I'd still hit

    • @ga1ahad54
      @ga1ahad54 Před 4 lety +26

      @@dragonicapowa Iguanas are vegan

    • @dragonicapowa
      @dragonicapowa Před 4 lety +49

      @@ga1ahad54 how could they be vegan, shit looks like a dragon.

    • @butterflylife7841
      @butterflylife7841 Před 4 lety +9

      CragScrambler actually one did kill my cat

  • @SamMajor
    @SamMajor Před rokem

    "now my heads going hard" HAHA that acually got me

  • @therestlessspiritvintage
    @therestlessspiritvintage Před 3 lety +2

    I met Carl this past weekend at the Awakening Expo. He was a very genuine and sweet and gave us a free autographed copy of his alien photo! Framing it and putting it up with my Riley Martin symbol and my Bruce Campbell autograph.

  • @dengi2295
    @dengi2295 Před 4 lety +654

    When you accidentally trigger someone’s psychosis..

  • @ProfresherBlacklight
    @ProfresherBlacklight Před 4 lety +309

    "theres something around us thats listening to us"
    into a microphone, in front of a camera

    • @547ak6
      @547ak6 Před 4 lety

      Profresher Blacklight comes out a speaker, in front of Uncle Sam’s monitor lmao 😂

    • @Brixxter
      @Brixxter Před 4 lety

      He must've been talking about the 680k viewers of this video

  • @thefattesthagrid
    @thefattesthagrid Před 2 lety

    Fascinating how far some of them are down the rabbit hole...

  • @miniruck
    @miniruck Před 3 lety +2

    4:54 You had me at "Space Wire".

  • @Adam-lo5nn
    @Adam-lo5nn Před 4 lety +4229

    As far as these crazy ass conspiracy theories, this one seems quite harmless. They're not hurting anyone unlike anti-vax, 5g corona etc., and seem very friendly and passive.

    • @Manachi93
      @Manachi93 Před 4 lety +232

      Dud i would love to hear all their theories, and maybe write science fiction stories inspired by them

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Před 4 lety +95

      Are aliens really "crazy ass conspiracy theories" ? Most astronomers and scientists believe that life in the universe is inevitable considering its indefinite expansion

    • @prestondanner5037
      @prestondanner5037 Před 4 lety +80

      amp ya believing there’s something out there is completely different than... these goobers

    • @wopor333
      @wopor333 Před 4 lety +24

      Was thinking the same exact thing, they arnt preaching harm to others or lack of aid they are just big nerds who took it too far, let them its believe it gives them a drive and its entertaining. Like improvisational syfy fan fic

    • @alexalford7874
      @alexalford7874 Před 4 lety +60

      Eh, I’d say they are hurting people. Take for example at 3:28, the girl who believed there were folks around her listening in. If someone gets paranoid enough, they could turn violent. Also, the way she talks about dimensions and vibrations indicated she has some scientific illiteracy.

  • @Judoka008
    @Judoka008 Před 4 lety +560

    When your calling is to be a science fiction writer but you never learned how to read.

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Před 4 lety +2

      lol nice

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Před 3 lety +19

      Honestly, if conspiracy theorists were capable of actually functioning, they would be great (or at least, successful) fiction writers. See: Dan Brown milking Mary Magdalene.

    • @paulkouk6629
      @paulkouk6629 Před 3 lety

      Not science fiction but space fantasy.

    • @benmarino1913
      @benmarino1913 Před 3 lety +1

      That made me laugh! Well done.

  • @wyckofury2198
    @wyckofury2198 Před 2 lety

    Fascinating, I now feel so much better about myself.

  • @DavidofSteele
    @DavidofSteele Před 2 lety

    I LOVE your channel ! 😮🤯

  • @goatherder6166
    @goatherder6166 Před 4 lety +745

    The one chick when she was a kid: Mommy, what happened to my kitty?
    The chick's mom panicking: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
    The lizard people got to him honey.

    • @wheezyplays9205
      @wheezyplays9205 Před 3 lety +9

      Hey she's still dealing with it give her a break

    • @Paulo_Dirac
      @Paulo_Dirac Před 3 lety +2

      That would actually make the show "Alf" quite consistent,
      (and my theory that cats are evil little bastards would be backed up by the fact that it is aparently worth it travelling galaxies just to kill one.)

  • @Steeeve_Rpg
    @Steeeve_Rpg Před 3 lety +3249

    Worst case scenario: These people are all registered voters.

    • @samus598
      @samus598 Před 3 lety +132

      No the worst case scenario is that all these people ARE aliens that are taking over our planet so they try to make aliens sound ridiculous to catch us unawares 😲

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade Před 3 lety +15

      I truly think these people just don't vote.

    • @billbull1JB-EH
      @billbull1JB-EH Před 3 lety +9

      USA,USA,USA🇺🇸

    • @Schmudini
      @Schmudini Před 3 lety +23

      worst case scenario: these people are right.

    • @ccasazza8016
      @ccasazza8016 Před 3 lety +9

      I’m 100% sure they all vote.

  • @elbinx760
    @elbinx760 Před 3 lety +2

    “All these foos were looking at here, they believe in aliens.”
    Hahahahahahahahaha this foo!

  • @bensullivan8315
    @bensullivan8315 Před 3 lety +2

    the monologue at 1:22 was poetic

  • @jordanmiles2195
    @jordanmiles2195 Před 4 lety +899

    just rename this convention to "paranoid schizophrenic" con

    • @onlythequestion
      @onlythequestion Před 4 lety +12

      i'm getting very emotional over your comment.

    • @dannyeagle9688
      @dannyeagle9688 Před 4 lety +34

      Hey man, I am paranoid schizophrenic. We are paranoid, not stupid!

    • @baesex
      @baesex Před 4 lety +5

      @@dannyeagle9688 but there is such a thing as stupid schizophrenics and they are drawn to these

    • @jamesbullo
      @jamesbullo Před 4 lety

      Rename it Hollywood Blvd

    • @Crumpeter1
      @Crumpeter1 Před 4 lety +1

      believe it or not, it is very unlikely that any of these people are actively schizophrenic, since they able to dress, interact with others, and hold a fluent conversation. They probably are like 50% schizotypal personality disorder though. The other 50% are just your run-of-the-mill deluded idiots.

  • @seanmurray1224
    @seanmurray1224 Před 3 lety +108

    God bless Jimmy Hendrix and Bruce Lee for "having a hand in all this from the other side" and being that guy's jedi masters.

  • @friendlydonut8026
    @friendlydonut8026 Před 2 lety

    I like the guy at the end who was like “we have been alive for thousands of years” when it’s like 6 million

  • @christianramsay608
    @christianramsay608 Před 3 lety

    “I think its a portal” 😂😂😂😂 i lost it

  • @CragScrambler
    @CragScrambler Před 4 lety +248

    'Look what's happened in the last 60 years, we've gone from horse and carriage to landing on the moon' - some guy in 1969

    • @FreakingKilla
      @FreakingKilla Před 4 lety +9

      CragScrambler thats why hes not evolving hes living in the past. Damn thank whatever god for america, pure gold content comes out from that place.

    • @Anna-md4dv
      @Anna-md4dv Před 4 lety +2

      Random Citizen yeah most asian countries don’t fuck with cow milk at all

    • @br2485
      @br2485 Před 4 lety

      @Random Citizen not all of us :'(

    • @Dan-gt3ov
      @Dan-gt3ov Před 4 lety +11

      I'm just amazed that he believes we landed on the moon, you'd think everyone at this con would think it was faked.

  • @mitchellbowman22
    @mitchellbowman22 Před 3 lety +276

    “If the moon is made of aluminum, what could it have ever been used for?”
    What the actual actual f does that mean

    • @mortalkombat2645
      @mortalkombat2645 Před 3 lety +7

      He is backing up his point so in this context:
      1) means of communication due to the fact most satellites are made of aluminum and or aluminium based alloys.
      2) A giant heat sink that was used to cool the earth's reactor.

    • @jeremyjeter7973
      @jeremyjeter7973 Před 3 lety +2

      Bruh...he had me laughing hard like he knew he said some deep facts

    • @billbull1JB-EH
      @billbull1JB-EH Před 3 lety +2

      Wrong! we all know it ain't made of aluminum, the moon is made of cheese 😁

    • @grantmejia6430
      @grantmejia6430 Před 3 lety

      Lawl

  • @z_monty
    @z_monty Před 2 lety +1

    That's some cool photography

  • @unclestarwarssatchmo9848
    @unclestarwarssatchmo9848 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how Stargate legit became part of the conspiracy all of a sudden

  • @ALDM404
    @ALDM404 Před 3 lety +468

    what I learned from AGNB is that there are so many conventions and events that are about absolutely nothing. things and people that are so divorced from reality that it's hard to believe they even exist. I love it

    • @ichibanmanekineko
      @ichibanmanekineko Před 3 lety +15

      Reality is make believe. The only real reality is nature and even then, your reality will be different

    • @apeshitclothing
      @apeshitclothing Před 2 lety +6

      It's their reality though

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Před 2 lety +7

      Time to move to Channel 5. This channel is not owned by Andrew and he receives nothing from it. Thumbs down the video and leave. He was done very dirty

    • @znshajbs
      @znshajbs Před 2 lety +3

      I dont know if id rather be an alien lover creepo or a normie society supporter sclave ...

    • @ChristopherMcBean
      @ChristopherMcBean Před 2 lety

      I guess they get the same kick others get from Comic Con or Religious gatherings

  • @YungMiz
    @YungMiz Před 4 lety +633

    Please do an interview at the Dark Carnival - the gathering of the juggalos. It would be soooo good

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay Před 4 lety +12

      If you haven't seen the Joe goes juggalo video you're missing out

    • @elnombre91
      @elnombre91 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Lameashellcosplay Bino White is my guy.

    • @AnalyticalReckoner
      @AnalyticalReckoner Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah go and see how many Juggalos have transitioned to Joker morons.

    • @phazedtoo
      @phazedtoo Před 4 lety +3

      @@AnalyticalReckoner I hate to break this to you but he is "no longer" a guy. He transitioned, I know, I was absolutely mind fucked when I heard. Google: "Lily Hanson"

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 4 lety

      No lie though, Gathering of the Juggalos tends to put on good wrestling shows, though.

  • @taylorchapman8195
    @taylorchapman8195 Před 2 lety +1

    in the last 60 years we've gone from a horse and a carriage to landing on the moon

  • @IceSlushi
    @IceSlushi Před 3 lety +1

    This is premium content.

  • @hotshot5164
    @hotshot5164 Před 4 lety +348

    How tall is this man he makes everybody look like little people

    • @cameltoast
      @cameltoast Před 4 lety +217

      Are you not paying attention man? 2:40 he has Giant in his bloodline!

    • @Xykaru
      @Xykaru Před 4 lety +6

      @@cameltoast awesome name

    • @iorilamia
      @iorilamia Před 4 lety +10

      Looks about 6”3 and good camera placement

    • @Kikoberserk
      @Kikoberserk Před 4 lety +13

      he is reptilian tall

    • @glipk
      @glipk Před 4 lety +8

      He's 2 people hiding inside a coat on stilts

  • @Azerrz
    @Azerrz Před 4 lety +470

    I lost it at 1:06
    this channel is a gold mine

    • @kadinhenningham852
      @kadinhenningham852 Před 4 lety +2

      Hi Azerrz, I love your content

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles Před 4 lety +9

      It certainly is. He's discovered the winning formula: stick a mic in front of stupid or crazy people, & just let them do the talking. Simple as that.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Před 3 lety +4

      5:29 that look of "omfg i share a planet with this guy." hilarious

    • @Supergforce777
      @Supergforce777 Před 3 lety +2

      When the acid trip starts kicking in

    • @uglyheadedbozo
      @uglyheadedbozo Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah it is! But sometimes it is emotional.

  • @deedeeramone7964
    @deedeeramone7964 Před 2 lety

    " we've(humans) been here for a thousand years" lol Andrew's face🤣

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 Před 3 lety +8

    RIP Andrew.
    He's not dead just got pillaged by a greedy corp.
    F

    • @jo1382
      @jo1382 Před 3 lety +1

      Go to channel 5 news

    • @dolphin8815
      @dolphin8815 Před 3 lety

      @@jo1382 ik this was pre channel 5.
      Long live the King.

  • @deesnutz4638
    @deesnutz4638 Před 4 lety +266

    I knew I had some platypus DNA in me..

  • @MrRtwalsh
    @MrRtwalsh Před 3 lety +146

    "you think you've been chosen?"
    "i don't know"
    cries
    lmao what a great question

    • @dez-m
      @dez-m Před 2 lety

      That got me dead 💀

  • @dustinwilson3275
    @dustinwilson3275 Před 2 lety

    My man's has over 200000 legitimate, authenticated pics of LEGITIMATE ALIENS

  • @DM-jd7sz
    @DM-jd7sz Před 2 lety +1

    What it's like sitting next to me at Thanksgiving when I'm high as shit.

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 Před 4 lety +513

    *Damn bro. You got the giant bloodline cuz you're taller than 5ft 2.*

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 Před 3 lety +11

      I mean I haven't really seen anyone taller than him so he is pretty big but I get your point

    • @hangedups2608
      @hangedups2608 Před 3 lety

      White SPOTTED SOMEONE TALLER THAN HIM AT THE FLAT EARTH THING. SO YEH. DUDES TALL.