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  • čas přidán 6. 03. 2020
  • Some field reportage from the Gem & Jam Festival in Tucson, Arizona.
    Full episodes available at / allgasnobrakes
    New merch dropping 3/11 www.allgasnobrakes.shop
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  • @laurenapostolakis8432
    @laurenapostolakis8432 Před 4 lety +13710

    We officially have reoccurring characters on this fever dream

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time Před 4 lety +30

      Who lmao

    • @yoeymusic
      @yoeymusic Před 4 lety +179

      @@Miller_Time 7:40

    • @johnjuiceshipper4963
      @johnjuiceshipper4963 Před 4 lety +186

      The best recurring character is still Mr. Daddy.

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm Před 4 lety +39

      are you one of those fabled horse girls

    • @laurenapostolakis8432
      @laurenapostolakis8432 Před 4 lety +49

      @@pillgrimm I may have made that my profile pic 5 years ago and cant figure out how to change it

  • @spiraljumper74
    @spiraljumper74 Před 4 lety +7331

    I love how that one guy was like, “people believe this, but I’m here to sell rocks.”

  • @turd0491
    @turd0491 Před 2 lety +1821

    That dmt guy is super chill and his no pressure and friendly response to andrews hesitancy was awesome. I wish every drug dealer was like him.

    • @thomaspalmer5188
      @thomaspalmer5188 Před 2 lety +8

      Lmfao

    • @vahnthemannraseru1810
      @vahnthemannraseru1810 Před 2 lety +4

      Then they don't make money. Drug dealers don't want to be nice . They want to enjoy the cash before they're eventually thrown in prison

    • @Felix-vu9tz
      @Felix-vu9tz Před 2 lety +97

      @@vahnthemannraseru1810 Some drug dealers just love drugs lol, not everything in the world is about cash man

    • @joetierney2
      @joetierney2 Před 2 lety +8

      Especially the sociopath and grand theft auto part

    • @vahnthemannraseru1810
      @vahnthemannraseru1810 Před 2 lety

      @@Felix-vu9tz guess that's why you have to buy drugs because they love your money also

  • @JesusIzAPunkRocker
    @JesusIzAPunkRocker Před 2 lety +308

    I love this guy that hooks our boy up with 5 hits. "Go without fear you know, you're a warrior." So positive

    • @ryder7331
      @ryder7331 Před 2 lety +5

      this youtube account scammed andrew ": his new youtube account is : channel 5 with andrew callaghan

  • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
    @the_original_Bilb_Ono Před 4 lety +6208

    The entirety of Africa is now on notice that this guy is coming, coming to check out what's up. You'll see him doing his cheetah crawl, you'll know he has arrived to bless the rains.

    • @tiaanwest4905
      @tiaanwest4905 Před 4 lety +144

      I'm from Africa. Please tell this dirty barefoot hippy to stay home, please.

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono Před 4 lety +144

      @@tiaanwest4905 I'll text him. Sorry hes not been himself lately.

    • @Hoodinator17
      @Hoodinator17 Před 4 lety +17

      tiaan west - dirty and barefoot? He’ll blend right in!

    • @oscarejdonovan
      @oscarejdonovan Před 4 lety +5

      This comment is intended for bilb ono only.

    • @EugeneHerbsman
      @EugeneHerbsman Před 4 lety +8

      He's just there for some real life shit

  • @T-roccBABY
    @T-roccBABY Před 4 lety +2239

    Indian guy might be the only honest rock salesman out there.
    "Will it do literally anything for me besides being a paperweight"
    "..mmm- no."

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 Před 4 lety +272

      He's not lying to anyone. Not his fault all these drugged out wackos buy his rocks.

    • @nope6344
      @nope6344 Před 4 lety +119

      Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 Před 4 lety +25

      Some rocks can effect the body in various ways. Some rocks are radioactive and can make you sick, I think amethyst in particular makes the blood run thin.

    • @bobb4244
      @bobb4244 Před 4 lety +50

      Yeah honestly mad respect for that lol. He coulda been like "oh yeah man 100% this cures hpv" but he said while other say it works he doesnt believe it, meaning he's not gonna sell snake oil to people

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 Před 4 lety +44

      @@FringeWizard2 People getting sick from radioactive material is because fissile material gives off radiation that breaks down your cells. Picture millions of microscopic bullets ripping your body to pieces. Amethyst has no known medical usage, because its just purple quartz.

  • @chrismccormick9959
    @chrismccormick9959 Před 2 lety +466

    My favorite thing about these videos is how when someone first wanders into the frame they seem completely normal but then that idea is shattered as soon as they open their mouths

    • @ryder7331
      @ryder7331 Před 2 lety +2

      this youtube account scammed andrew ": his new youtube account is : channel 5 with andrew callaghan

    • @tylersims6937
      @tylersims6937 Před rokem +1

      Instantly

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 Před 2 lety +56

    "I don't think I have problems, I'm drunk on the street everywhere I go"
    I don't think there is anything I could add to this statement to make it better

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 Před 4 lety +4833

    I was starting to get worried that no one was gonna rap

    • @rich90553
      @rich90553 Před 4 lety +27

      Lil 8 bars

    • @Guoldisney
      @Guoldisney Před 4 lety +85

      Or be antisemitic

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 Před 4 lety +56

      @@Guoldisney Seems like theres heavy overlap in the drug abusing, anti-semites, conspiracy believing circles. Like Concentric Circle Venn Diagram levels of overlap.

    • @peterdonnell3784
      @peterdonnell3784 Před 4 lety +9

      oh ye of little faith

    • @DrEmmettBr0wn
      @DrEmmettBr0wn Před 4 lety +1

      We all was worried too

  • @agentbuck1
    @agentbuck1 Před 4 lety +2200

    "In this world, I go by: Elevator."
    Dope.

  • @HuwDouglasEvans
    @HuwDouglasEvans Před 3 lety +100

    If keeping a straight face during insanity was a sport, this guy and Nathan Fielder would be Olympic medalists.

    • @unnamed1479
      @unnamed1479 Před 5 měsíci +1

      6:25 Nathan Fielder is in a different league

  • @somethingratherr
    @somethingratherr Před rokem +29

    What's really incredible about the man making the didgeridoo noises is that the video cuts while he was still going so we can only be left wondering how long he did that

  • @kam3l0t27
    @kam3l0t27 Před 4 lety +1342

    ‘Africa I’m coming for yah’
    Comin to do what?
    ‘Coming to check out, what’s up?’
    Dead.

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 Před 3 lety +4

      Legit

    • @ashtyn7176
      @ashtyn7176 Před 3 lety +3

      that’s how i’m going to talk about everything, want to become someone’s friend, guess i’m coming for them

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Před 3 lety

      @HiipsterGlasses x'D

  • @charlieapples9373
    @charlieapples9373 Před 4 lety +3546

    I mean the first guy isn’t _wrong_ about the structure of crystals and molecules, it’s just that he’s blown away by the first chapter of the textbook lmao

    • @ari7164
      @ari7164 Před 4 lety +27

      Lmao

    • @dl3537
      @dl3537 Před 4 lety +79

      I knew a few chem majors like that in college

    • @NickB-md1oy
      @NickB-md1oy Před 4 lety +191

      David Loewen well they certainly were onto something, but the problem is they don’t know WHAT they’re on to. They’re just way too sensational about patterns in nature. Of course nature occurs in patterns. Patterns exist in our perception of things. They’re more blown away by their own minds perception of the world than anything chemistry related. And they don’t even realize it.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 4 lety +33

      It’s literally an attention grabber but his attention span is too short to keep reading

    • @lol-zp1ps
      @lol-zp1ps Před 3 lety +59

      I think he was "blown away" by a little more than that. Ahahahaha. It's true though, at least to me, that using psychedelics basically forces you to perceive the patterns of nature in a much more connected and coherent way than trying to extract science from books. You're learning from what's already in your head but can never mentally take a step back from enough to observe them properly. I mean, I guess... That's how it always feels to me. But although psychedelics can give you a (maybe) more true FEELING for the nature of these things that exist around us, diminishing returns on psychedelics are a real bitch and in the end, probably best to stick with the textbooks for learning about how things really work. lmao. Got a feeling some of these people are going to be pretty useless even to themselves in a few years of this abuse of drugs. Let alone helping the world to understand its mechanisms, which they seem intent on doing.

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 Před 2 lety +188

    The drug mule guy was fucking rad. Everyone starts rapping in every one of these I swear

    • @soiledrags6734
      @soiledrags6734 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmfao yea it was

    • @derekhenriquez5740
      @derekhenriquez5740 Před 2 lety

      'It's been real, G2G!' Lmao 🤣

    • @MintyMoni
      @MintyMoni Před 2 lety +4

      That's Uncle Randy!!! He's a midwestern gem, at almost every festival in the midwest. Usually has on a tutu with a leotard and his balls hanging out. Great guy, met him at Summer Camp Music Festival a few years back. He's got a heart of gold

    • @publicserviceannouncement4777
      @publicserviceannouncement4777 Před rokem

      Isn't he the ButtPussy national anthem guy?

  • @MintyMoni
    @MintyMoni Před 2 lety +42

    4:32 It's Uncle Randy!!!! Ahh he's amazing. For everyone who doesn't know, this guys parties all over the midwest. He goes to almost every festival, usually in a tutu, and is a really nice guy :)

    • @swampduck2609
      @swampduck2609 Před rokem +1

      Summer camp!

    • @MintyMoni
      @MintyMoni Před rokem +1

      @@swampduck2609 Yesss I met him at SCamp!!! He's such a fun dude, amazing vibes all around

  • @kamalalsb7292
    @kamalalsb7292 Před 4 lety +2538

    It's super weird seeing people who are both incredibly relaxed and incredibly aggressive at the same time.

    • @Nostrum84
      @Nostrum84 Před 4 lety +51

      this is the definition of every pothead tho

    • @kamalalsb7292
      @kamalalsb7292 Před 4 lety +143

      @@Nostrum84 Ima be real with you if you think that's the case, you've been really unfortunate with the potheads you've met.

    • @Nostrum84
      @Nostrum84 Před 4 lety +44

      @@kamalalsb7292 i'ma be real with you, you might have been fortunate with the ones you've met

    • @kamalalsb7292
      @kamalalsb7292 Před 4 lety +34

      @@Nostrum84 I dunno. See there is often that one assclown who shows up to smoke and is... a giant dick about it? And gets weirdly aggro. But most of the stoners I've met are just really chill and wanna watch cartoons. Maybe that's cuz I'm from the UK, might be different in America?

    • @Nostrum84
      @Nostrum84 Před 4 lety +18

      @@kamalalsb7292 yeah i dunno. it's just my general observation. i don't think they're particularly open-minded or patient. they are just people who smoke.

  • @noisydope
    @noisydope Před 4 lety +1229

    the fact that it looks like it was filmed in 2003 makes it even better imo

    • @brycesterling947
      @brycesterling947 Před 4 lety +4

      how? this is 16:9

    • @thebigboi7152
      @thebigboi7152 Před 4 lety +1

      Bryce Sterling I’ve literally never heard that

    • @MrEggPlays
      @MrEggPlays Před 4 lety +1

      @@brycesterling947 cropped 4:3 maybe?

    • @brycesterling947
      @brycesterling947 Před 4 lety +2

      TheBi GBOI almost cameras in the 90’s and early 2000’s filmed in a 4:3 aspect ratio.

    • @swtoni4464
      @swtoni4464 Před 4 lety +2

      yeah, reminds me of Ali G show

  • @djobe420
    @djobe420 Před 3 lety +244

    "Isis is really Israel" was the most compelling quote.

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, that's deep!

    • @timmysleftnutsack5075
      @timmysleftnutsack5075 Před 2 lety +16

      Where’s the lie

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@timmysleftnutsack5075 bruh we all know ISIS is just space reptillian buttplugs

    • @NotSure109
      @NotSure109 Před 2 lety +1

      It's true, they are.

    • @reutgare9913
      @reutgare9913 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s just propaganda not even deep, apparently everything is the Zionist’s fault according to half the conspiracists in these interviews lmao

  • @Kingjoffrey12
    @Kingjoffrey12 Před 2 lety +122

    Alright in the video before, I elected 6:04 as the greatest interaction between two humans I've ever seen. Today, I declare this video, at 6:04 AGAIN, IS THE GREATEST interaction between two humans I've ever seen.

    • @mayormccheese2028
      @mayormccheese2028 Před 2 lety +12

      Harry Connick Jr., the human didgeridoo

    • @bobbilden7744
      @bobbilden7744 Před 2 lety +6

      Dude that hurt my brain watching

    • @joepowell7637
      @joepowell7637 Před 2 lety +4

      That shit had me crying lmaaoooo

    • @treybilbo3385
      @treybilbo3385 Před rokem +2

      Definitely the best part, bro just started tripping out and having fun making noises

  • @ezio_auditore5425
    @ezio_auditore5425 Před 4 lety +1585

    The streak stays alive. Everyone must rap in these videos. No reason why, but they must.

    • @Kylemathews1
      @Kylemathews1 Před 4 lety +7

      There's a reason for everything.

    • @DarthStevenus
      @DarthStevenus Před 4 lety +36

      I Have No Talent, Yet I Must Rap

    • @KinkyFliedel
      @KinkyFliedel Před 4 lety +15

      He asks them if they can rap.

    • @nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659
      @nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 Před 4 lety +2

      Bc tha fractuls n the drugs’n’that also the Simulation and Alien’n’shit and the Earth spinning around a huge ball of fire man that’s so metal’n’dope just like rapping on drugs, bro

    • @StuHutch
      @StuHutch Před 4 lety +2

      @@KinkyFliedel and they relentlessly oblige

  • @imalittlestinker
    @imalittlestinker Před 4 lety +1205

    “I don’t have thoughts. I have thoughts, I don’t have opinions.”

  • @1212Nato
    @1212Nato Před 2 lety +17

    That man singing the anthem and morphing it into that beautiful masterpiece was just amazing

  • @cyglass
    @cyglass Před 2 lety +12

    Coming back to this at the end of 2021, I can see that Andrew has really refined his technique. He has officially seen so much he doesn't even have to hold back laughter because nothing phases him anymore. You are a treasure, Andrew.

  • @deemulrooney9597
    @deemulrooney9597 Před 4 lety +4149

    This man has two superpowers, attracting rappers and people with dreadlocks.

    • @creamwarrior
      @creamwarrior Před 4 lety +72

      You said two super powers

    • @bigmaguire9714
      @bigmaguire9714 Před 4 lety +5

      I gave the 420th like. You're welcome

    • @chillbeach7322
      @chillbeach7322 Před 4 lety +1

      You have carefully studied this channel, sir.

    • @erikmacaluso
      @erikmacaluso Před 4 lety +10

      It's his vibrational frequency, dawg

    • @ezrabagus535
      @ezrabagus535 Před 4 lety +5

      you forgot the third power, lookin hella good while doing both of em

  • @stonecloak2451
    @stonecloak2451 Před 4 lety +2713

    the nee-ohhh-weee-wwoow dude was the closest ive seen you to nearly cracking up

    • @Alex-ub7tk
      @Alex-ub7tk Před 4 lety +179

      you gotta watch the interview with the florida guy - he's losing it the whole time

    • @vasseur9912
      @vasseur9912 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Alex-ub7tk which video was that?

    • @mattyboi7491
      @mattyboi7491 Před 4 lety +19

      @@vasseur9912 Florida Man

    • @Mikefantasia22
      @Mikefantasia22 Před 4 lety +31

      @@Alex-ub7tk" kid chocolate baby, I like black pussy "

    • @awahpahpow7735
      @awahpahpow7735 Před 4 lety +15

      Also "Alexa" aka orgasmia

  • @rachell8661
    @rachell8661 Před 2 lety +14

    The vibes are immaculate Andrew thank you for your service

  • @tytyEQ
    @tytyEQ Před 2 lety +48

    AGNB being one of the few channels documenting the wholeheartedly “normal” conversations you have at a music festival is wholesome and priceless • These moments seem so out of pocket on CZcams but this is a completely regular set of events you will endure at a music and arts fest.

    • @ryder7331
      @ryder7331 Před 2 lety +1

      this youtube account scammed andrew ": his new youtube account is : channel 5 with andrew callaghan

  • @EpicHotCheese
    @EpicHotCheese Před 4 lety +2273

    Everyone: The crystals are magical and heals you.
    The actual Indian rock salesmen: They are just rocks.

    • @SoulOfJungle
      @SoulOfJungle Před 4 lety +32

      Brilliant, you can't make this stuff up.

    • @SoulOfJungle
      @SoulOfJungle Před 4 lety +101

      He's probably just had enough of talking about chakras etc. with the clientele and realised he doesn't even need to try to sell it.

    • @G-G._
      @G-G._ Před 4 lety +16

      not Indian, hes Pakistani. but racism is cool

    • @wulf7744
      @wulf7744 Před 4 lety +147

      @@G-G._ how was that racist ? Maybe a lil ignorant but not racist

    • @mechamem3391
      @mechamem3391 Před 4 lety +5

      @@G-G._ sure is

  • @DaFieFie
    @DaFieFie Před 4 lety +1280

    I love the chewing motion Andrew makes with his face when he's trying to hold back a laugh.

  • @adamkaiser2897
    @adamkaiser2897 Před 2 lety +18

    6:11 didgeridoo mode activated
    Watching Andrew trying to not laugh gets me every time

  • @sarahcarntspel
    @sarahcarntspel Před 3 lety +1

    The hug with the Area 51 raid guy warmed my heart enough to replenish all the serotonin i lost during this whole pandemic. That was the video clip version of a Zoloft thank u

  • @robinlaszlo
    @robinlaszlo Před 4 lety +2350

    "I used to do drugs" -Man on several drugs 2020

    • @Jimmyhickey90
      @Jimmyhickey90 Před 4 lety +131

      He used to do drugs, and he still does too.

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava Před 4 lety +37

      @@Jimmyhickey90 mitch!!!

    • @Grrizo
      @Grrizo Před 4 lety +27

      "I used to do drugs" -Papi on several drugs 2020

    • @fathouse8451
      @fathouse8451 Před 4 lety +3

      I think that was just Molly and too many good vibes tbh

    • @robinlaszlo
      @robinlaszlo Před 4 lety +3

      @@fathouse8451 Molly is MDMA and that is a drug.

  • @AbsoluteSkycaptain
    @AbsoluteSkycaptain Před 4 lety +11687

    The world's only journalist is at it again.

    • @SDGFDSZXC
      @SDGFDSZXC Před 4 lety +41

      Razelluxe happy to have just one source

    • @bkj43
      @bkj43 Před 4 lety +127

      He’s actually an alien documenting humanity.

    • @cameronlovesevolve
      @cameronlovesevolve Před 4 lety +19

      Bringing us the realist of the real.

    • @dionysos8326
      @dionysos8326 Před 4 lety +16

      America's only journalist*

    • @wyatt2738
      @wyatt2738 Před 4 lety +2

      Razelluxe more like the only journalists the world needs

  • @trippytofu
    @trippytofu Před 2 lety +19

    i’ve never wanted to go to a festival so much in my entire life!

    • @felixphilippe7224
      @felixphilippe7224 Před 2 lety +1

      looks insufferable

    • @lmn6440
      @lmn6440 Před 2 lety

      This kind of behaviour is not fun anymore. My ancestors did not behave like this. Except perhaps for the romans.

  • @KingMethelas
    @KingMethelas Před 2 lety +3

    Watching him try not to lose it is easily the best part of his videos.

  • @smallgay
    @smallgay Před 4 lety +609

    "I think I have no problems I mean I'm drunk on the street everywhere I go"
    These episodes really write themselves dont they

  • @dylansgarage2024
    @dylansgarage2024 Před 4 lety +556

    Andrew goes to these events and says "Let's interview people that no one else would." And that's his secret. Best interviewer out there.

    • @Improperman
      @Improperman Před 4 lety +3

      Besides nardwuar

    • @jalenandrew2387
      @jalenandrew2387 Před 4 lety +5

      Love this guy, but gotta give credit to the OG Joe Goes

    • @commanderfoxtrot
      @commanderfoxtrot Před 4 lety +4

      It just shows that some of these events are based as fuck. Sure, some people are crazy or stoned out of their mind, but other ones are quite funny and exciting.

    • @600159mer
      @600159mer Před 4 lety +5

      He's great at not interrupting. It's like people feel the need to end the silence, so they keep talking.

  • @JamesNestaCirrito
    @JamesNestaCirrito Před 2 lety +4

    I'm from Tucson and this is a wonderful representation of my home

  • @PJ10v6ug
    @PJ10v6ug Před 3 lety +7

    i could watch this forever

  • @kingofmilfgaard7604
    @kingofmilfgaard7604 Před 4 lety +793

    "Africa, I'm comin for ya"
    "C-comin to do what?"
    "...I don't know, check out.. whats up."

    • @Jsnipes98
      @Jsnipes98 Před 4 lety +7

      *”...coming too- checkout... whats up.”

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl Před 4 lety +48

      Colonization part 2 electric boogaloo

    • @nicholasparker2086
      @nicholasparker2086 Před 3 lety +5

      That is honestly an acceptable answer

    • @huh3424
      @huh3424 Před 3 lety +15

      -King Leopold of Belgium

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 Před 3 lety

      Maybe do my cheetah crawl in the Sahara

  • @yoyoyce
    @yoyoyce Před 4 lety +830

    The All Gas No Brakes Cinematic Universe has just been created

  • @kcfreeman3021
    @kcfreeman3021 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how wook has turned into a endearing term. If your at gem and jam you are at least a little bit wook. Glad to see Andrew having a good time! Love you guys!

  • @user-sc6ib8qd4o
    @user-sc6ib8qd4o Před 2 lety +6

    3:24
    *"CAN I GET A CRYSTALS UP, HOES DOWN???"*
    "No."
    *"Buster."*

  • @zjwdude
    @zjwdude Před 4 lety +614

    I can't believe he found someone twice, the first repeat

  • @atma86
    @atma86 Před 4 lety +608

    I love how timeless the video quality is. This looks like it was recorded anywhere from 1995-2020

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Před 4 lety +3

      No, it def doesn’t look from 1995.

    • @RayRayIsCoolio
      @RayRayIsCoolio Před 4 lety +6

      this easily looks like a video from 2004

    • @nocatschrysler
      @nocatschrysler Před 4 lety +6

      I thought it was from 2009 but I saw it was posted 2 days ago.

  • @nicoleamy1126
    @nicoleamy1126 Před rokem +9

    I love that this is in Tucson. I love the Gem & Mineral Show, it brings the most interesting people to our city. I really wish I had been there when the All Gas No Brakes crew was here though. Oh and the guy who said he smoked "G-funk" with a homeless guy, that is 100% what they call crystal meth here, and I know that from my old neighbor haha.😂😂😂

  • @nicholasmorrisseykepha4751

    Been watching a few of your videos. Awesome stuff. God bless.

  • @disturbedmoo
    @disturbedmoo Před 4 lety +624

    - "Super low vibration behavior"
    - "Extremely"

  • @tyemann7518
    @tyemann7518 Před 3 lety +2597

    "I used to be a sociopath" glad he gave that up.

  • @Oooo-bi7bi
    @Oooo-bi7bi Před rokem

    It’s nice to see some recreational pharmaceutical enthusiasts, enjoying themselves in the desert. I’m meditating myself this morning and they make more sense. Definitely one of my favourite shows.

  • @blakeelledge8516
    @blakeelledge8516 Před 2 lety +2

    Daaaawg 😂 these have got to be some of the most colorful characters I've ever seen at a festival 🤣

  • @Max-me9ol
    @Max-me9ol Před 4 lety +1148

    when that guy said: "oooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
    i felt that.

  • @rud5101
    @rud5101 Před 3 lety +5436

    Andrew trying so hard not to laugh when that guy starts didgeridooing is killing me...

    • @ChonoRock1198
      @ChonoRock1198 Před 3 lety +166

      I'm stuck on that part right now lollllll

    • @symbioid
      @symbioid Před 3 lety +68

      Almost looked a ventriloquist bit.

    • @TheBieza
      @TheBieza Před 3 lety +25

      Like what.... How long are you going to didgeridoo on a microphone with your mouth

    • @dylanwesley3964
      @dylanwesley3964 Před 3 lety +80

      Owwwwwweeeeeeewwooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnwwwwwwwoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

    • @rud5101
      @rud5101 Před 3 lety +11

      @@TheBieza Til he sobers up

  • @PepeSi1via
    @PepeSi1via Před 2 lety +1

    That ending edit was perfection.

  • @coalesce3333
    @coalesce3333 Před 2 lety +2

    I already had mad respect for this channel but then I see my man sitting with crust punks drinking from a space bag!?! You truely are a man of the people .

  • @SaturnRPG
    @SaturnRPG Před 4 lety +1274

    this guy is literally everything that someone who's stoned needs, a microfone and no questions

  • @zero-zero-2755
    @zero-zero-2755 Před 3 lety +3009

    As an African, I hope never to cross paths with that Cheetah.

    • @kookookurt1627
      @kookookurt1627 Před 3 lety +21

      Ok , there we go! Best comment!!!

    • @cjlabrador6772
      @cjlabrador6772 Před 3 lety +15

      Nah bruh we french Canadians we call it a Cheeto

    • @G1AGAIN
      @G1AGAIN Před 3 lety +5

      @@cjlabrador6772 Pepega Clap

    • @joey9511
      @joey9511 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cjlabrador6772 Is this a QXC reference or is this actually a real thing?

    • @cjlabrador6772
      @cjlabrador6772 Před 3 lety

      @@joey9511 both

  • @oed84
    @oed84 Před 2 lety

    that ending was timed to perfection!

  • @jennahamed
    @jennahamed Před rokem

    I love these videos because they're real. just long cuts of realness. thank you AGNB

  • @tralala9873
    @tralala9873 Před 3 lety +4196

    I love that Pakistani dudes honesty and hustle. He didn’t lie about his beliefs to sell crystals but he still showed up to a new age convention to sell crystals. He was upfront about what the crystals could and couldn’t do. That’s a standup guy.

    • @saadalam3590
      @saadalam3590 Před 3 lety +79

      he was Pakistani

    • @tralala9873
      @tralala9873 Před 3 lety +112

      Saad Alam oh I’m so sorry. That’s so embarrassing, I should’ve remembered that. I know how much it sucks when people keep getting this type of thing wrong. I thought about writing south Asian at first.

    • @saadalam3590
      @saadalam3590 Před 3 lety +118

      @@tralala9873 don't sweat it mate we are basically the same

    • @yourmomssaidicouldhavemyun2590
      @yourmomssaidicouldhavemyun2590 Před 3 lety +132

      @@saadalam3590 what a lovely conversation you guys just had. Very cool. 😊🙏

    • @waffleocalypse
      @waffleocalypse Před 3 lety +86

      @@yourmomssaidicouldhavemyun2590 bro they just turned conscious thought into matter

  • @sexualspasticrecords9934
    @sexualspasticrecords9934 Před 4 lety +5360

    This dude just handed DMT out for free. Legend

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex Před 4 lety +229

      this is so psychidelic, alexa play parabol/parabola

    • @thomasrohleder4281
      @thomasrohleder4281 Před 4 lety +166

      That’s a more common practice than you’d expect. It’s not hard to extract.

    • @jacoblouisbuckley
      @jacoblouisbuckley Před 4 lety +24

      everyone is handing out dmt

    • @erickmeister8570
      @erickmeister8570 Před 4 lety +103

      Where Joe Rogan at???

    • @prandz420
      @prandz420 Před 4 lety +103

      psychedelic communities a full of people that give heaps of shit away for free

  • @drtokubuns
    @drtokubuns Před rokem

    I love how calm and understanding the day guy was. Not pushy at all, great sales pitch, Offered a free sample, 10/10

  • @stevenjmcdonald77
    @stevenjmcdonald77 Před 2 lety

    Some of the best reporting I've ever seen. We have a Walmart in sulphur Oklahoma

  • @machomano207
    @machomano207 Před 4 lety +1012

    when he said "he's papi", and he pointed at me... I felt that.
    I am Papi. I embrace it.

  • @pizza1121
    @pizza1121 Před 4 lety +760

    I'm glad andrew is here to preserve all of these individuals for the curious archeologists of the future

  • @Benji_UFC
    @Benji_UFC Před 2 lety +8

    Dude ar 4:20 is mad chill. Time stamp goes with his vibe perfectly lol.

  • @SurveyingStudy
    @SurveyingStudy Před 2 lety

    Wow I needed to see this today lol I thought my day was crazy

  • @tiaanwest4905
    @tiaanwest4905 Před 4 lety +467

    "Micro doses for the kids, Macro doses for the adults" xD

    • @drgribb
      @drgribb Před 4 lety +6

      The Mac Dre got me lmao

    • @defaultdefault9090
      @defaultdefault9090 Před 4 lety +1

      feel me bruh?

    • @vavo4902
      @vavo4902 Před 4 lety +7

      Sounds reasonable/responsible. Glad he is looking out for the little ones.

  • @abdullahabd7677
    @abdullahabd7677 Před 4 lety +5098

    You kind of have to respect the Pakistani crystal seller. He is just there to sell crystals and that's it. He is not scamming people and making pretentious claims. To him crystals are just rocks and minerals.

    • @dmfb68
      @dmfb68 Před 4 lety +317

      No, the cameras are rolling on him......he knows better then to lie at that moment.

    • @jairiske
      @jairiske Před 4 lety +251

      I had a stroke reading this until I realized where the word respect was supposed to go

    • @CIARUNSITE
      @CIARUNSITE Před 4 lety +100

      @@dmfb68 lol this. He's definitely scamming too. Everyone but the people selling drugs at the festival probably are.

    • @pierrelemagnifique205
      @pierrelemagnifique205 Před 4 lety +6

      Abdullah Abd I read crystal and thought about the drug first xDD

    • @zedlovin2612
      @zedlovin2612 Před 4 lety +4

      Abdullah Abd shut ur ass up lmao

  • @LuG8911
    @LuG8911 Před 2 lety +1

    Hahaha the mac dre in the background for the Sacramento cat was hilarious

  • @davewhite756
    @davewhite756 Před 2 lety

    If I had money I’d be on your patreon so fast. Love the videos, keep it up bro

  • @zoebredeweg7831
    @zoebredeweg7831 Před 4 lety +1277

    “I don’t think I have problems, I’m drunk on the street everywhere I go”... oh boy

    • @ndsoo9865
      @ndsoo9865 Před 4 lety +31

      You're saying he has problems but hes smiling. It's his life and if he's happy it's fine.
      Drugs are dangerous and if you over do it you'll loose connection to reality but he seemed like he seemed like he has it togheter.

    • @evanhenderson9461
      @evanhenderson9461 Před 4 lety +72

      @@ndsoo9865 He doesn't have it together he sleeps on the street lol. But he's happy and not hurting anyone (hopefully) so it's all cool.

    • @SkynetToaster
      @SkynetToaster Před 4 lety +3

      He walked right into that one, seemed like maybe he needed to talk, hope he's ok lol.

    • @kyuz9608
      @kyuz9608 Před 4 lety +4

      Evan Henderson Should we argue whether Diogenes "had it together" or not ?

    • @clivefellows8748
      @clivefellows8748 Před 4 lety +5

      Evan Henderson if he’s on the streets he’s probably taking advantage of whatever social programs exist in the U.S. that are payed for by productive members of society though. So in a way he is hurting people, just not physically

  • @andrewyelle747
    @andrewyelle747 Před 3 lety +2860

    the drug mule guy is probably a doctor monday-friday.

  • @unwovendreams
    @unwovendreams Před 3 lety +1

    I fucking love all these people. God thank you for this content.

  • @skallamanga
    @skallamanga Před 3 lety

    This was about the most wholesome rally all gas no breaks has ever been in

  • @FowlFolk
    @FowlFolk Před 4 lety +398

    Area 51 guy was so high that if he remembers Andrew he'll think he was a hallucination.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 Před 4 lety +2

      Wait, Andrew is real????????? Bro that's crazy lol.

  • @Kalo_
    @Kalo_ Před 4 lety +1420

    It's crazy how worrying and yet comforting knowing these people exist is

    • @dustybizzle1
      @dustybizzle1 Před 4 lety +60

      @@the.bog. I work at a bank and go to festivals like this from time to time, not as often now that I have kids but still... it's a lot of fun, and many of the folks at places like this have normal, boring ass day jobs (might be part of the reason we do shit like this honestly)

    • @DoodleDan
      @DoodleDan Před 4 lety +12

      @@dustybizzle1 *consequences of possessing a full time job*

    • @Sent4Good
      @Sent4Good Před 4 lety +2

      Hi Kason 💙

    • @SmartWentCrazy
      @SmartWentCrazy Před 4 lety +5

      @@dustybizzle1 it looks kind of fun and the people seem genuinely nice.

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 Před 4 lety +5

      I think these are the people our parents warned us about ahah

  • @GdaySport
    @GdaySport Před 2 lety

    So much material for this guy in America!

  • @rachimravix6760
    @rachimravix6760 Před 2 lety

    He composer is top notch with what he encounters on his travels

  • @ajg5138
    @ajg5138 Před 3 lety +1669

    "Super low vibration behavoirs."

    • @giggitygoo21
      @giggitygoo21 Před 3 lety +5

      so dope Tipper playing in the background at the end

    • @GrxyWzrd
      @GrxyWzrd Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahahah

    • @HelenaPavan
      @HelenaPavan Před 3 lety +21

      EXTREMELY

    • @Kenlydford
      @Kenlydford Před 3 lety +2

      👍 “ I don’t have thoughts”

    • @mayflower2765
      @mayflower2765 Před 3 lety +17

      thaht guy honestly seemed pretty cool, hope he's doing well

  • @carissap909
    @carissap909 Před 3 lety +5993

    the guy who offered him dmt actually seemed really nice

    • @FriteVerte
      @FriteVerte Před 3 lety +158

      He reminded me of PhilipSoloTV

    • @saturatedneowax
      @saturatedneowax Před 3 lety +379

      infinitely more level headed than most of the characters on this channel

    • @mrbard1
      @mrbard1 Před 3 lety +441

      Youll be suprised with how many psychonauts in the drug world are the best kind of people. Talkative, but chill af

    • @TheRealNabil
      @TheRealNabil Před 3 lety +57

      *hella*

    • @chumbucket6989
      @chumbucket6989 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah omg

  • @johnnyyy_wentghost
    @johnnyyy_wentghost Před rokem +1

    Andrew has a real gift of being in the right place at the right time

  • @sunkissedmami9233
    @sunkissedmami9233 Před 2 lety

    It’s so hard to comment on one person because everyone has their moments and all of it is Gold.

  • @newChiller
    @newChiller Před 3 lety +1883

    "Super low vibration behaviour."
    "Extremely."

    • @hillaryh.2028
      @hillaryh.2028 Před 2 lety +43

      I’m going to say that from now on in a nonchalant manner

    • @rexeritygaming9866
      @rexeritygaming9866 Před 2 lety +14

      he wasnt wrong

    • @SarahSakura
      @SarahSakura Před 2 lety

      🤣😂

    • @f67739
      @f67739 Před 2 lety +14

      this makes more sense once you learn andrew took hella shrooms as a kid

    • @harleycaurugby
      @harleycaurugby Před 2 lety +5

      Looks like a Southpark episode for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xavierluciano874
    @xavierluciano874 Před 4 lety +713

    6:11 this man starts mongolian throat singing and he’s trying soooo hard not to laugh lmaoooo

    • @Schroediverse
      @Schroediverse Před 4 lety +53

      He might have had the intention to go for mongolian throat singing there and just failed to do so, but in the state this person is in, I could not even say with conviction that there was any intention in his actions in the first place.

    • @Lidia_Es
      @Lidia_Es Před 4 lety +19

      Xavier Luciano he’s literally trying to swallow his laughter

    • @FartinHolesInMyUndies
      @FartinHolesInMyUndies Před 4 lety +11

      He summoned some chewing gum to help quell the laughter

    • @gotaminutereviews
      @gotaminutereviews Před 4 lety +7

      Pretty sure that was a didgeridoo impression.

    • @nelsonphillips
      @nelsonphillips Před 4 lety +5

      camera man slowly backs up.....".i don't know how long this is going too happen"......

  • @brentt6714
    @brentt6714 Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like I really missed out by not going to this event, lots of cool and interesting people

  • @PaintedRonin34502
    @PaintedRonin34502 Před 2 lety

    I can't believe this show has a recurring guest. Never thought I would see the day.

  • @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork
    @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork Před 4 lety +2086

    "Yesterday, I went under a bridge and did some G-Funk with a homeless guy."
    "Whats G-Funk?"
    "I don't really know what it was molecularily......"

    • @CharlesButlerVIII
      @CharlesButlerVIII Před 4 lety +172

      Meth. G funk means meth.

    • @Mikefantasia22
      @Mikefantasia22 Před 4 lety +8

      @@CharlesButlerVIII does it tho? I'm not a big meth guy, but ice never hears g funk for meth. Maybe for GHB

    • @ted__ryan
      @ted__ryan Před 4 lety +18

      @@CharlesButlerVIII haha I thought he meant dr dre's music

    • @rodneyhedrick3145
      @rodneyhedrick3145 Před 4 lety

      @@Mikefantasia22 cheaper version

    • @JustD1zz
      @JustD1zz Před 4 lety

      Buuuuuuutttttt? It's tight.

  • @bigpompano1659
    @bigpompano1659 Před 3 lety +1805

    “I’m a chemist. Went under a bridge with a homeless man and did some g-funk. Don’t know like what it was...molecularly”

    • @ballsmanjoe699
      @ballsmanjoe699 Před 3 lety +58

      😂 I know, the fact that he's a chemist and doesn't care about what it was molecularly is hilarious.

    • @20deepini
      @20deepini Před 3 lety +100

      Just looked it up, its meth

    • @ronorrhea
      @ronorrhea Před 3 lety +137

      @@20deepini As a man who has been under several bridges in Tuscon, it's definitely meth

    • @TylerConkling
      @TylerConkling Před 3 lety +14

      Andrew Michel common misconception in the comments but it is actually GHB

    • @angelaa.4501
      @angelaa.4501 Před 3 lety +10

      It's Tucson... Definitely meth...

  • @jamescole852
    @jamescole852 Před 2 lety +1

    6:21 the composure of a lord lmfao how do you not start cracking up at that

  • @Alex-ni5fj
    @Alex-ni5fj Před 2 lety

    i know it smell crazy in there. salute to these guys for exploring this part of the society

  • @berrysoup8590
    @berrysoup8590 Před 4 lety +316

    That poor man broke down so hard at 6:07, that he turned into a didgeridoo for 30 seconds straight.

    • @leuk2389
      @leuk2389 Před 4 lety +16

      I laughed so hard at this I started to sound like him for a second

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt Před 4 lety +21

      we try to keep dad at home, but he chews through the locks.

    • @ernesik4636
      @ernesik4636 Před 4 lety +8

      He straight up had a brain meltdown

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 4 lety +12

      I hope that halfway through he straight-up forgot how or why he was doing that and just kept rolling with it

    • @piprod01
      @piprod01 Před 4 lety

      I'm pretty sure he was trollin

  • @MamaSymphonia
    @MamaSymphonia Před 4 lety +319

    As a Tucsonan of nearly 30 years, I had no idea this event existed.
    BUT I'LL SEE Y'ALL NEXT YEAR

  • @HeftyTechno
    @HeftyTechno Před 2 lety +1

    @5:10 "You're saying know I'm sayin too many times, 80 90 times, that's too many times.”

  • @TM-np5lq
    @TM-np5lq Před 2 lety +3

    8:48 "Ask mE a QuesTioN."
    "What's on your mind?"
    "I DON"T FUHKIN' KNOW?!!" # : D

  • @noellecelnik4347
    @noellecelnik4347 Před 4 lety +769

    "What is G-funk?"
    "Like I don't know, molectularly, what it is"
    I'll give you a hint, it starts with 'M' and ends with 'ethamphetamine'

    • @liquidcrystal666
      @liquidcrystal666 Před 4 lety +10

      All Gas No Breaks is great.

    • @vertigognome6617
      @vertigognome6617 Před 4 lety +9

      Lol I thought they fucked

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit Před 4 lety +3

      The breakfast of champions 🎖️

    • @coltglass1270
      @coltglass1270 Před 4 lety +2

      Molecularly it’s probably gas and styrofoam

    • @wh0reb0t
      @wh0reb0t Před 4 lety +5

      Gfunk is a production style what's used in many Dr Dre and Nate Dogg tracks or am I completely off base here. Dre invented that style regardless and it's better than Meth.

  • @NyleTrewTattoos
    @NyleTrewTattoos Před 3 lety +507

    "I was doing B&E's and grand theft auto..."
    "Super low vibration behaviour." 😂😶

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Před 3 lety

      Gotta be one with the universe. Universe loves B +E s

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 Před 3 lety

      I thought he meant the video game I lead a sheltered life

    • @MrAashirchopra
      @MrAashirchopra Před 3 lety

      FAB Breaking and Entering

  • @huh904
    @huh904 Před 2 lety

    Perfectly timed edits

  • @StardustCoyote
    @StardustCoyote Před 2 lety

    This has very much inspired my sobriety