Theo Von asks a ridiculous question and then reveals something funny about himself. From This Past Weekend 116 Watch the full episode: • Bobby Lee | This Past ...
@@heraldshalom2756It is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. This is one of those question that you could realistically turn around and ask a white person. If somebody asked me that, I'd probably think they're trying to insult me.
Growing up everyone said my cousin looked Asian. Never saw it. Then, after years of living across the country, I fly in and my cousin is supposed to pick me up. I land, I’m walking out, and I think “why the fuck is this Asian dude staring at me”.
So true. I grew up in South Korea, and never had I thought I was Asian until I moved to the States. Oh yeah, once I was here, everyone worked really hard to let me know I was Asian 😂😂😂😂
Every time I eat something, It does make me think I am Korean, "Where is fookin KIMCHI? I need meat for protein intake", and I go, "Bring the dog from the cage."
Bobby nailed it. It’s true it’s the other people who make you actually think about it. I wake up and I’m like time to take a shit and get ready for work. 😅
Yeah when he said People like you It actually made perfect sense. I haven't seen much content of Bobby but from I have seen he seems rather insightful. He made a good point, without being a self righteous twat.
Lol it goes all ways. It's a constant joke between me and my man. Most of the time it goes unnoticed but then sometimes he does a certified white guy thing. Sometimes I do a certified Arab thing. Then the jokes commence and we both can't stop laughing. We all do the same with our friends. When nothing is sacred and you can joke about race, religion, or politics everyone feels better. Wouldn't trade my friends for anything because everybody else is so polarized and easily butt hurt.
As a straight white man my whole life, I typically wake up immediately thinking about categories to judge people and then how to subjugate them in law and politics.
@@mspaint93 Its actually funny-and sad ,that Theo does not know how ignorant and not funny he sounds.And how amazingly witty Tommy is.Tommy handles him with so much finesse.He uses Theo's ignorance to his advantage,turning the tables.😉Im glad to know people catch the drift.smh🤦♀️
@@jonathonE Actually I do think he has talent and can be funny.Obviously is why he is in my feed.Is just a miss for me on this short.I commented on this short,and scrolled on many moons ago.
I'm half Mongolian and I think "I look like I might know something" might actually be the best way to describe my ethnicity the next time someone asks lmao😭
@@Augass u mad bro? If you are lithuanian you clearly slept on all history lessons. First of all Adam Mickiewicz was Born on current Belarus terrain if current geographical location is important to you. Secondly at the time when adam Mickiewicz was writing and alive there was Polish-Lithuanian Union. After muscovy rise to a threat for lithuania they proposed joining to Poland UNDER POLISH CROWN SO LITHUANIA WAS FUCKING LITERALLY 'POLAND'. Another thing yes he have roots of lithuanian aristocracy BUT they were considered part of Polish aristocracy. Why BECUASE LITHUANIA WAS CONNECTED TO POLAND. HE STATED ONCE "Lithuania! My homeland! You are like vigour. (...)". It was from his book but its was clearly in context of longing from nature. How dare you say this when he wrote a book in only one language: P O L I S H and created Polish legions troops that were fighting in lombardy. I don't try to tell that he is '100%' Polish because he was also lithuanian but from your sentence i fell that you are thinking Poland stole lithuanian poet. It's clear that Adam Mickiewicz's works of literature is Polish by the things stated above.
I love when Bobby just laughs straight upward. Like he’s laughing directly into the heavens of how fucking ridiculous of a thing Theo just said said at any given moment.
I love all people but i honestly dont get Theo.He seems like a nice guy but i cant understand whats so great about him?He just say strange stuff all the time.Bobby in the other hand is always fun and charming.He and Will Sasso was the best on mad tv.
Bobby doesn’t laugh facetiously, that’s what’s charming. He laughs when he finds something funny, and he throws his head back and howls. It’s the best, it’s gotta be gratifying as a comedian.
@@infinite-sadness right and that’s where you use your brain and keep your thoughts to yourself lol like would people go up to an ugly or obese person and go wow you are so ugly, you are so obese! No because that’s rude lol so why do it to a tall person?
we don't ask if we are Asian when we wake up. tho tbh there were times that when we look at the mirror after waking up we'd just go" Goddamnit, still Asian" then casually continue our lives the Asian way.
The only times I feel Asian is when people talk about making a casserole and I have to pretend I know what that is or how does everyone know all the lyrics to sweet caroline and why do they love that song.
As a White guy, and I mean a very very white guy, think I've seen a Casserole at a party or a family dinner maybe once. None of us make or eat those things its all a Grandma thing and I think even the Granny's stopped making them. Kind of like Christmas Fruit Cake.
@@Fallout3ProHunter maybe its a relic of the older generation or no one actually knows what it is except for that one co-worker in every office building who brings it during potlocks.
If that's what being Asian feels like then why didn't anybody tell me I'm not white Apparently been bubbling the wrong race on scantrons my whole life god dammit
There's an Australian rap collective named "Triple One" and it's three guys: a guy who looks very white, Scottish; one who is clearly Asian or mixed race Asian/White and another one who is apparently Mexican (or maybe another Latino I don't quite remember), but he looks just as Asian..
I feel Theo, I have questions like that too. I have brown eyes and I always wondered if ppl with blue eyes or green eyes see differently than brown eyed ppl 🤷♂️
I have Blue/Grey eyes. I have to squint when the sun's out. My pupils are usually dilated indoors. I see better than anyone I know. Which is odd, because blue eyes are supposed to be the weakest.
A lesson learned: Appearance only becomes a consideration when comparing oneself to others, as it is through comparison that one's physical characteristics, such as height, become noticeable.
Imagine walking up to someone like “Bro you know something?” Then it’s Theo and he’s like “I get that all the time I have the look like I know something.”
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“You do look like you know something” 😂😭
jajaja that shit got me too
@@johngonzalez3118 the good old Spanish laugh
😂😂😂😂
Was about to comment that until I saw my work done for me. Thank you
Theo looks like a wise hillbilly
Every morning I wake up Mexican like
1st thought “Am I deported?”
2nd. “ where the tacos”
jajajjajaja
Haha I’m American and I wake up and immediately think “let’s go deport some immigrants. USA USA USA”
3rd thought. “Vicki con la Banda”
Dark 😆
Orale Guey!
"that's actually a good question, that's ridiculous"
😂😂😂
what a sick guy
😂😂😂 I was gonna see if someone caught that
Only Bobby Lee can turn a stupid ass question into something hilarious.
Not stupid question at all
@@heraldshalom2756It is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. This is one of those question that you could realistically turn around and ask a white person. If somebody asked me that, I'd probably think they're trying to insult me.
@@heraldshalom2756 Do White's feels retarded when they wake up ?
@@sharavy6851 yeah. Idk how come people think that way. Or maybe bcoz white people think "damn i am white" everytime they wakeup.
@@heraldshalom2756it was an extremely stupid question
Only good thing that came out of CZcams shorts is that now I’m a Bobby Lee fan
You hear his pedo-rape story?
I'm sorry
That's a good thing?
@@shonuff7612 well how is that a bad thing. Dudes hilarious
@@zakolascage5808 it's sad to watch dudes life go so shitty
“Does it feel Asian when you wake up in the morning” 😭😭😭
Well I mean it ain’t a he best thing to be as a Male. Female asians do very well in the western world
Jus Playin my Asian bros 😂
@@Rowsy91😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤑🤑🤑🤑
I thought oriental music instantly starts playing
with my morning wood? yes.
That's a question I can't believe people find funny😅😅
“That’s a funny thing, that’s a good question, dude. That’s ridiculous”. 😂😂
He obviously meant: "That's a ridiculously good question!"
Thats just crazy😂
Thanks I missed that part
1 second after i read this he said it, this happens to me alot. Im starting to think its a simulation haha.
“My eyes looked a little lean” is WILD 😂
they talk like if it’s a disease 😂
Being asian is a disease
Fr 😂😂😂
It is i have been suffering from it all of my life.
It might be
It's the yellow fever
Growing up everyone said my cousin looked Asian. Never saw it. Then, after years of living across the country, I fly in and my cousin is supposed to pick me up. I land, I’m walking out, and I think “why the fuck is this Asian dude staring at me”.
LMFAO
DUDE 😭💀
Beautifully crafted joke
BRUH
Mexican?
So true. I grew up in South Korea, and never had I thought I was Asian until I moved to the States. Oh yeah, once I was here, everyone worked really hard to let me know I was Asian 😂😂😂😂
Every time I eat something, It does make me think I am Korean, "Where is fookin KIMCHI? I need meat for protein intake", and I go, "Bring the dog from the cage."
Americans low key just be wanting to know stuff about your country cuz we ain't never been anywhere
@@BradyH84 That's cause you're not in the military, fuck u mean LMAO those mfs been EVERYWHERE
@@user-ni2rh4ci5e 뭐래냐
@@BradyH84 Selfish Americans
“That’s what I think.” I died.
Man these two need to be in a movie😂
They're currently working on a ahow I believe.
They would've been great in something like superbad or jump street
Honestly it’s like rush hour but with a redneck instead
@@LordSeth-hf8ew lmfaooo literally 💀 and we need that
Yeah, the new Harold and Kumar
Bobby nailed it. It’s true it’s the other people who make you actually think about it. I wake up and I’m like time to take a shit and get ready for work. 😅
Yeah when he said
People like you
It actually made perfect sense. I haven't seen much content of Bobby but from I have seen he seems rather insightful. He made a good point, without being a self righteous twat.
Lol it goes all ways. It's a constant joke between me and my man. Most of the time it goes unnoticed but then sometimes he does a certified white guy thing. Sometimes I do a certified Arab thing. Then the jokes commence and we both can't stop laughing. We all do the same with our friends. When nothing is sacred and you can joke about race, religion, or politics everyone feels better. Wouldn't trade my friends for anything because everybody else is so polarized and easily butt hurt.
Great minds think alike.
I mean white people only
we know bro 💀 i dont think theres many ppl other than theo von who would say "does it feel Asian when u wake up in the morning" lmao
"lean eyes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Lean eyes” fucking lmao
As a straight white man my whole life, I typically wake up immediately thinking about categories to judge people and then how to subjugate them in law and politics.
🤣🤣🤣
You’re a Caucasian male so you probs think about little boys too.
Relatable moment
@@NoName-fv5oo he didn't say he was black bro 💀
@john mccartney they run away from there boys, Catholic makes more sense
Theo Von asking borderline offensive things and Bobby Lee elaborating on it instead of getting offended is Gold. Literal Gold.
It wasn’t offensive tho
I’m Asian and it wasn’t offensive. It came from a place of genuine curiosity
it's a bit crass but not offensive
not offensive moreso ignorant
@@HazardousItems That's because you East Asians are White people's biggest Bootlickers lol.
Sometimes I think about being Asian in the shower like.. if life is a simulation, why did I choose this 😂
"That's what I think!" 😂
Theo knows somethin. Not much but somethin
😄😄
Truly the wildest the wildest conversation.
Wait ‘til you hear about what brutally happened to Bobby one summer…
@@danil.6667 😟(He knows)
@@VeryTypicalJax he knows he was the camp counselor.
Theo for real looks like he knows something😂
He deff looks like he’s hiding some interesting stuff and wouldn’t be surprised if you told him something crazy 😂
The first time Theo’s ever been accused of “looking like he knows something” 😂😂
Does Theo wake up and say,"am I a guy with a mullet,do I feel like a mullet man?"
Honestly there's a good chance. That guy has 50 thoughts a second and none of them are normal
@@mspaint93 Its actually funny-and sad ,that Theo does not know how ignorant and not funny he sounds.And how amazingly witty Tommy is.Tommy handles him with so much finesse.He uses Theo's ignorance to his advantage,turning the tables.😉Im glad to know people catch the drift.smh🤦♀️
@@cherrya3927Theo ain’t for everyone fam. Just scroll on
@@jonathonE Actually I do think he has talent and can be funny.Obviously is why he is in my feed.Is just a miss for me on this short.I commented on this short,and scrolled on many moons ago.
Do you wake up feeling offended?
Yeah! You DO look like u know something🤣🤣🤣💀
How is none of the comments talking about this🫠😂 too funny
“thats what i think “😂😂😂
I'm half Mongolian and I think "I look like I might know something" might actually be the best way to describe my ethnicity the next time someone asks lmao😭
half polish half nicaraguan is crazyy 🤣
-“Really?”
-“No”✨
I spent the first 7 years of my life not realizing I was Asian
What made you realize you were?
@@anonymousbloke1 it's in the video
I'm Native American and I get mistaken for Asian pretty much constantly lol
Because you are Asian
Makes sense. Native Americans are mongoloid migrants from the area of modern Syberia. That's why Mexicans also look Asian-ish sometimes.
Hey ya hey ha heya heya hey ya
@@sharavy6851 “migrated“ sounds better, “migrants” has different connotations.
@@user-3aa6234fh About time people learned migrant means just that.
That "that's what i think too" caught me off guard😂
That "am i Asian?" delivery was f*cking gold
Let people ask "stupid" questions and let someone answer it properly. This is a prime example. I loved every second as the question wasn't an attack.
That's actually a brilliant question
I'm Polish and I wish we could adopt him as our second best national poet ❤️👌
Oh cool! Who’s first? The Lithuanian Adomas Mickevičius, who called Lithuania his fatherland?
Uh oh, east Euro bumhole war about to break out
I think you misspelled Adam Mickiewicz
@@Augass lol
That's a first one. Delusional lithuanians actually believe that? XD
@@Augass u mad bro? If you are lithuanian you clearly slept on all history lessons. First of all Adam Mickiewicz was Born on current Belarus terrain if current geographical location is important to you. Secondly at the time when adam Mickiewicz was writing and alive there was Polish-Lithuanian Union. After muscovy rise to a threat for lithuania they proposed joining to Poland UNDER POLISH CROWN SO LITHUANIA WAS FUCKING LITERALLY 'POLAND'. Another thing yes he have roots of lithuanian aristocracy BUT they were considered part of Polish aristocracy. Why BECUASE LITHUANIA WAS CONNECTED TO POLAND. HE STATED ONCE "Lithuania! My homeland! You are like vigour. (...)". It was from his book but its was clearly in context of longing from nature. How dare you say this when he wrote a book in only one language: P O L I S H and created Polish legions troops that were fighting in lombardy. I don't try to tell that he is '100%' Polish because he was also lithuanian but from your sentence i fell that you are thinking Poland stole lithuanian poet. It's clear that Adam Mickiewicz's works of literature is Polish by the things stated above.
"Do you feel Asian when you wake up?"
That's the million dollar question
As an “Asian” myself I just lost it at the “eye thing” part. 😂
I love when Bobby just laughs straight upward. Like he’s laughing directly into the heavens of how fucking ridiculous of a thing Theo just said said at any given moment.
I love all people but i honestly dont get Theo.He seems like a nice guy but i cant understand whats so great about him?He just say strange stuff all the time.Bobby in the other hand is always fun and charming.He and Will Sasso was the best on mad tv.
@@elvisjimpa100 he’s pretty hit or miss for me. When he’s on he’s on, but when he’s not it’s just weird and cringe
@@Rodgerwilco91 true
Bobby doesn’t laugh facetiously, that’s what’s charming. He laughs when he finds something funny, and he throws his head back and howls. It’s the best, it’s gotta be gratifying as a comedian.
This is what it’s like being tall, you feel normal until you’re around short people who feel the need to constantly tell you. You’re tall! Lol
I have short legs but I've never been anywhere where they weren't long enough to reach the ground.
Depends on how tall you are. Some shit is just way too noticable.
@Melissa Hernandezm
How tall are you?
@@infinite-sadness right and that’s where you use your brain and keep your thoughts to yourself lol like would people go up to an ugly or obese person and go wow you are so ugly, you are so obese! No because that’s rude lol so why do it to a tall person?
@@AbcAbc-sp1od 5’9
“Like maybe I knew somethin” 😂😂😂
"thats a good question dude. that's ridiculous." 😂
😂"the 5th thing, am I Asian?"
When the algorithm made all the Andrew Tate reels stop the algorithm was like here's Bobby Lee, Tom Segura, and Theo Von 🤣 I'm not disappointed.
Tom Segura and you're not disappointed?
“Lean eyes”😂
"You're looking Asian when you're Polish and Nicaraguan." Theo Von
“You do look like you know something” 😆
they just solved racism right here
As an Asian teen, I can confirm that every time I wake up in the morning I start questioning my race.
Everytime i wake up as a Vietnamese i go:
1. "Where the strawhat"
2. "Where the rice"
3. "Where the Pho"
This convo is so ridiculous its funny
First thing I think when I wake up is
“Only 45 more years of this shït then I can enjoy my life for 5 years before I can’t move” then head to work.
Ya you got some shit to figure out man.
The mullet guy didn't finish kindergarten
“Mullet guy” 💀
Feel Asian?
LMAO
theo von realizing all races have the same human thoughts
“Lean eyes” is crazy 😅
Joe dirt + caveman + meth = Theo "I didn't shoot my dad in a hunting accident" Von
Theo Von really is Joe Dirt irl
Wasn't that his brother?
That is an insane question lol
we don't ask if we are Asian when we wake up. tho tbh there were times that when we look at the mirror after waking up we'd just go" Goddamnit, still Asian" then casually continue our lives the Asian way.
I like that instead of laughing his question off her decided to educate him instead.
" Yeah, me too " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dont know why but Theo going "Me Too" cracks me so much LOL.
these fucking guys man. they are hilarious 😂 always enjoyable
We don’t wake up and think about being Asian the same way you don’t wake up and think something like “I’m white
Uhhhhhh..... Yeah
But I do think that
"That's a good question" 😭
I lost it at "you do look like you know something" xDdddd
We're humans first ... we bleed the same.
“People like you “ 😂😂😂 i don’t think anyone wakes up like that
Such an insane discussion 🤣🤣🤣
These two are ridiculously HILARIOUS
I love these 2 human beings 😄
The only times I feel Asian is when people talk about making a casserole and I have to pretend I know what that is or how does everyone know all the lyrics to sweet caroline and why do they love that song.
As a White guy, and I mean a very very white guy, think I've seen a Casserole at a party or a family dinner maybe once. None of us make or eat those things its all a Grandma thing and I think even the Granny's stopped making them. Kind of like Christmas Fruit Cake.
@@Fallout3ProHunter maybe its a relic of the older generation or no one actually knows what it is except for that one co-worker in every office building who brings it during potlocks.
If that's what being Asian feels like then why didn't anybody tell me I'm not white
Apparently been bubbling the wrong race on scantrons my whole life god dammit
@@Fallout3ProHunter are you White Anglo Saxon? I noticed its something they like to make more than other ethnicities do
@@Fallout3ProHunter great now I feel old I love making my gmas broccoli or green bean casserole 😭💀
Prefacing the question with “I’ve always wanted to ask you this” is such a funny touch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Their conversations are gold
Theo said “lean eyes” 😂😂😂
I mean, theo do you look and the mirror and consciously register each time "hey I'm white" ?? Lmao
Does Theo Von feel Policaraguan when he wakes up lol
"People like you"🤣
I love questions like this 😂.
What kind of question is that???
We had a Latino kid that somehow looked Asian and he hated when we picked on him. I miss you Yoshi
People from South America especially Natives look Asian. Some Filipinos and Mexicans look identical.
There's an Australian rap collective named "Triple One" and it's three guys: a guy who looks very white, Scottish; one who is clearly Asian or mixed race Asian/White and another one who is apparently Mexican (or maybe another Latino I don't quite remember), but he looks just as Asian..
@@anonymousbloke1 natives came from Siberia
These two have the most amazing hilarious discussions and piss takes of each other. I love it
Listening to this conversation makes my brain go: ????
as a Korean, I wake up and think like:
1st : "아졸리다 더 자고싶다"
2nd : "하지만 일어나서 씻고 출근해야지"
Who is Ajolli for koreans?
I feel Theo, I have questions like that too. I have brown eyes and I always wondered if ppl with blue eyes or green eyes see differently than brown eyed ppl 🤷♂️
Yes, it's a different spectrum. Certain colours are more vibrant.
@@Sotergarm interesting, I didn't know that
I have Blue/Grey eyes. I have to squint when the sun's out. My pupils are usually dilated indoors. I see better than anyone I know. Which is odd, because blue eyes are supposed to be the weakest.
@Sheogorath, Prince of Madness interesting, do people with those eyes wear glasses or contacts more often?
@@dreaming_blue1576 I don't. The only people I know who wear glasses have hazel to green eyes.
The conversation is so ridiculous that it makes it hilarious
Bobby “people like you” 😂
First thing I wake up knowing I am Indian and get into scamming ppl as Tech Support
Yep He's Asian now
Theo looks like he doesn’t know that many things
Theo always comes up with the hard hitting questions
A lesson learned: Appearance only becomes a consideration when comparing oneself to others, as it is through comparison that one's physical characteristics, such as height, become noticeable.
Imagine walking up to someone like “Bro you know something?”
Then it’s Theo and he’s like “I get that all the time I have the look like I know something.”
"he's the aaaavrage asian"
I've never think about "am i asian?"
He doesn’t look like he knows something, he looks like he’s about to give you a secret quest
I’ve never thought about that as a black person 🤣. I’ve never woke up and been like “damn, im black as f*ck” 🤣🤣🤣
oh really?
"NO" 😂
It’s the same as asking, “Do you feel Caucasian when you wake up in the morning?” 😂
as an Asian. Thats 100% accurate.