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  • čas přidán 30. 01. 2017
  • Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "The Monday Morning Podcast" His latest special "Walk Your Way Out" is available now on Netflix.

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  • @officialpxlse
    @officialpxlse Před 3 lety +2008

    "There's no grown ups, just babies that got old " I felt that

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 Před 3 lety +17

      Your comment history, subs and profile agree with you

    • @user-qt5eh9wb7g
      @user-qt5eh9wb7g Před 3 lety +21

      @@qanon1286 The fact that you went through his comment history agrees for you as well.
      And also makes you a douche.

    • @devinsmith5232
      @devinsmith5232 Před 3 lety +17

      @@qanon1286 you aint got nothin better to do with ur life than go through someone's subs, comments, etc to prove a stupid ass point? 😂

    • @KP-vy9ro
      @KP-vy9ro Před 2 lety

      @Tyler Pulse dude its the fucking truth! And Q Anon is just the biggest point proven...and go ahead and go through my shit Q. And want to say the same shit, get a job that doesn't allow you to spend all your time talking shit about people on CZcams you grown ass baby...

    • @Chryztallic
      @Chryztallic Před 2 lety +5

      With their shiny head like that, i completely agree

  • @spookeddudedevito
    @spookeddudedevito Před 7 lety +4852

    Bill Burr is my therapist... and he has no idea.

    • @danilomcvi
      @danilomcvi Před 7 lety +102

      I know the feeling..

    • @Joker-yw9hl
      @Joker-yw9hl Před 6 lety +49

      Lol so fuckin true

    • @ralphbki
      @ralphbki Před 6 lety +41

      Right?! Billy the Sunburn Kid is a genuinely wise man, his podcast is soul balm

    • @iSeeRobotz
      @iSeeRobotz Před 6 lety +7

      Duncan Trussell is mine and he doesn't even know I exist.

    • @Dzilla64
      @Dzilla64 Před 6 lety +3

      Bill Burr is a piece of shit.

  • @smoothpotato957
    @smoothpotato957 Před rokem +147

    “Shes 70 years old, 85 years.. shes 122 years old” 😂😂😂

    • @kevinobeyant1465
      @kevinobeyant1465 Před rokem +2

      Katt Williams used that joke in his last comedy special about Biden

  • @tristanvantijen4070
    @tristanvantijen4070 Před rokem +411

    Bill is the only person no matter how dark of a hole I’m in, no matter how heavy the weight of depression is can make me laugh. Sometimes even belly laugh, which at those moments can feel abstract as it’s a sensation so foreign. He brings that. Thanks Mr Burr, I wish you well

    • @desacrificial_lamb934
      @desacrificial_lamb934 Před rokem +12

      I watch him when I have my own episodes of sadness

    • @pHilL1008
      @pHilL1008 Před rokem +15

      thats just great man. im sure bill would love to see this
      i can relate aswell :p

    • @waynejones7825
      @waynejones7825 Před rokem +8

      He makes light of all that shit that usually holds you back so you can learn not to take it so seriously, not to mention you realize how stupid it really is when it's explained in his unique way!

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 Před rokem +2

      Can I ask why? I know everyone think a little different…and depression is something I’ve never been able to imagine because ig it’s just the way I happen to be wired. Like, I feel bad when I watch stuff about little kids getting killed, women getting raped, people starving to death…things like that…but that’s obviously not depression. Although, it’s the closest feeling I can relate to it…which is why I am curious about it, but if you’d rather not talk about it, I definitely understand…

    • @waynejones7825
      @waynejones7825 Před rokem +7

      @jordancave3089 Most comedians battle with depression, they are one of those groups where almost everyone in it deals with mental illness. I've always used humor as almost a defense mechanism and to make things not seem so bad! But if you ever want a great description of depression, Chester Bennington does an interview in which he says, when I'm depressed I don't want to kill myself or anything like that, I just want to crawl over in the corner and not eat or drink and just lay there until I go! To me depression is the loss of any and all hope, there seems to be nothing that could help, so you've essentially given up!

  • @WhackashitCollaborations
    @WhackashitCollaborations Před 7 lety +3292

    "If you do heroin in your 20s, you're kind of like, shredded for life." - Bill Burr

    • @EXTENDEDWARRANT
      @EXTENDEDWARRANT Před 7 lety +47

      Whackashit Collaborations I'm Gonna take his advice

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- Před 7 lety +158

      I spent my teens shooting h into my ball sack and im a plump fat fuck with a beer belly and i dont even fkn drink,

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos Před 7 lety +47

      God dammit, wish somebody had told me that ten years ago, now I'm a fat cunt for life.

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- Před 7 lety +103

      lamosos try meth mate, hear it does wonders. Can even get rid of those pesky teeth that enable our fatness, can't see how anything bad could happen. Hell I don't know why it isn't legal. Meth it melts the fat away like butter.

    • @MossadDid911
      @MossadDid911 Před 7 lety +1

      Vagabond 🔥

  • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773

    Of any of Joe's regular guest, I wish the podcasts with Burr lasted longer. We need a soild 3.5 / 4 HRS of these two

    • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773
      @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773 Před 7 lety +16

      Richard Skully that's a silly thing to say. they just agreed to fly to Bakersfield in Burr's helicopter to do a show! Hahaha!

    • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773
      @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773 Před 7 lety +18

      Richard Skully he obviously comes on to promote his special, he's been on many shows to promote it the last week. But to say Burr don't like Rogan is silly lol, but who gives a fuck anyways I'm just tryna smoke and laugh at Burr and Rogan shooting the shit.

    • @MRCOCAINECITY1
      @MRCOCAINECITY1 Před 7 lety +1

      Undefeated And Undisputed Chael Sonnen not sure bill burr would even want to talk that long to anyone he's a man of few words so an hour is almost a limit

    • @bigpharm6685
      @bigpharm6685 Před 7 lety +11

      Agreed but Alex Jones and Eddie bravo for Episode 911 will be BANANAS.

    • @thasco
      @thasco Před 7 lety +2

      troll spotted

  • @ubernate860
    @ubernate860 Před rokem +840

    Hey Joe it's been a whole two years since Bill Burr appeared. We need more. Thanks

  • @johnmcdonald1306
    @johnmcdonald1306 Před rokem +24

    The way Bill engrossed drumming as an outlet his energy in a positive way to an artistic passion he had all along. My older brother at 55 used it to stop all his bad habits and obsess with the drums taken lessons for five years playing constantly and his talent showed when he sat in to play at open stage. I asked him about how do you control your hands, I then was sat down and taught paradiddle's and so much more about percussion and the snare and bass. I then told him I was proud that you have mastered this musical talent to show we have artistic ability that no other Irish, Scottish, German has done in our family. He showed me any negative power can be a positive through drums

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 Před rokem +2

      A) If there’s ONE instrument a martial artist should appreciate, it’s drums. I didn’t appreciate martial arts until I learned drums.
      B) A few weeks ago there was a dude on stage playing a little suitcase kit who was literally 93 years old. As long as you can still move while sitting in a chair, you can still exercise by playing music.

    • @philgoodyear1513
      @philgoodyear1513 Před 10 měsíci

      And, tuning is as personal as the individual.
      However, it seems: bass drum E, Tom A & floor G.
      If it doesn't get your band mates' attention, your in.

  • @JonathanDLynch
    @JonathanDLynch Před 7 lety +8769

    Not much need for hairbrushes this episode.

  • @joebrown9280
    @joebrown9280 Před 6 lety +2287

    Bill Burr dressed like he works in the death star

    • @xero3251
      @xero3251 Před 6 lety +93

      You can't tell me that jacket isn't fly as hell.
      I've spent the past hour looking for it online.

    • @JohnDoe-le7ml
      @JohnDoe-le7ml Před 5 lety +7

      I have that jacket.

    • @Andrew-dc4uy
      @Andrew-dc4uy Před 5 lety +7

      I’m thinking damn bro aren’t you hot right now!? Its LA...it can’t be that cold.

    • @esculenttechnology
      @esculenttechnology Před 5 lety +44

      Mans not hot

    • @marcelroberge5011
      @marcelroberge5011 Před 5 lety +21

      Austyn Moore he looks more like a mechanic from the matrix.

  • @bestescapes
    @bestescapes Před rokem +10

    This is still getting views every day. This is how you know Joe and Bill are just a joy to watch. I can watch these 2 talk all day

  • @nickvazquez8256
    @nickvazquez8256 Před rokem +7

    I really like how Bill was describing how wonderful his wife was that was really cool you can tell him and his wife have a good time with each other

  • @mandelw
    @mandelw Před 3 lety +1461

    Burr on golf: “I can’t get into a sport where no one is trying to stop me”. He is the best

    • @MikeSulo
      @MikeSulo Před 3 lety +101

      My sister always said "It's not a sport if the crowd can be held back by a string"

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 Před 3 lety +16

      @@MikeSulohahaha true and that backs me up because i love baseball and now some people are trying to say that shouldnt be considered a sport

    • @walkwitmeg7761
      @walkwitmeg7761 Před 3 lety +13

      It's not a sport if the participants can collect Social Security

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 Před 3 lety +22

      WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if some of the fans are in better shape than the players😂

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 Před 3 lety +8

      WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if the crowd has to be quiet for some of the game

  • @violentvegan5544
    @violentvegan5544 Před 3 lety +563

    “She’s 70 years old, she’s like 85 years old, she’s 123 years old.”
    I’m feckin dyiiiin

    • @cweston9440
      @cweston9440 Před 3 lety +7

      It made me chuckle that bit

    • @ellamayoxoxo9510
      @ellamayoxoxo9510 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cweston9440 right 😆

    • @kevincremen7754
      @kevincremen7754 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cweston9440 and the others who were looking to get the shoes on their own for Christmas for them for a little more and

    • @supreme5580
      @supreme5580 Před 2 lety +6

      That annoying humor that Joe has, with that douchy smile reminds me of a friend of mine in high school. Love it

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud Před 2 lety +1

      @@supreme5580 I have an old friend like that. He is the most ignorant and inflammatory person I have ever met and it's almost an art form. He can read people for their inscurities like a book and knows how to push buttons. Shit I've almost fought his ass a few times lmao. Got a ton of love for the guy.

  • @raulretana7981
    @raulretana7981 Před rokem +88

    Bill burr is one of the most intelligent persons I have seen in this podcast. He never bites the bait and knows how to use his humor. Respect for him, he doesn’t talk bad about anyone.

  • @shardfilterbox
    @shardfilterbox Před 5 lety +2313

    Bill Burr is totally moral. Think about it, just about everything he gets pissed off at is some sort of injustice that's screwing someone else over. It may sometimes be misguided by personal shortcomings, but he's always the first to admit that. That just makes him even more righteous lol.

    • @jgavalos
      @jgavalos Před 5 lety +36

      Well said.

    • @glenngodley6587
      @glenngodley6587 Před 5 lety +38

      He’s a hilarious grumpy old guy

    • @jamesyboy4626
      @jamesyboy4626 Před 5 lety +30

      "BOOM" there's your 100th like.
      Bill is like a lot of people around me, the only problem is that these are the people with no power.

    • @sursomsatan1225
      @sursomsatan1225 Před 5 lety +40

      Jesters are supposed to be at the top of any group of people. Imagine Bill getting mic time in the house of representatives and senate, he would have delivered the deadliest improv anyone has ever seen.

    • @realdoozy2857
      @realdoozy2857 Před 5 lety +14

      I can't help but love him.

  • @tommybunk2292
    @tommybunk2292 Před 6 lety +1217

    Bill Burr should not feel bad about his feelings at his child's birth... My first thoughts for both of my kids at birth was "oh my god, it looks like me" poor thing... They were ugly... 30 some years later they love their "Pops", and only one of them is ugly.

  • @JP-rw5cd
    @JP-rw5cd Před 9 měsíci +1

    That dude with the basketball story would killing himself knowing that story is about him 😂

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Who you are is different with different people ". That brought the whole relationship dilemma home for me.

  • @AlphaGiraffe420
    @AlphaGiraffe420 Před 7 lety +903

    "I had a whole bit about it" - Joe Rogan /All the time

    • @pwn3d542
      @pwn3d542 Před 7 lety +69

      ActionGirafe "People love being on teams" - Joe Rogan/Every podcast for the last 6 months

    • @hw934
      @hw934 Před 7 lety +21

      he might be the best ever

    • @suu2212
      @suu2212 Před 7 lety +59

      Then he will start telling the premise of the bit, in a whispery tone of voice, and the guest will give a little courtesy chuckle.

    • @Exhorderx
      @Exhorderx Před 7 lety +3

      a WHOLE bit??

    • @djdadbode3068
      @djdadbode3068 Před 7 lety +5

      he has a lot of bit's

  • @cryptominingproject835
    @cryptominingproject835 Před 5 lety +1779

    Bill Burr seems like a genuinely good guy.

    • @rawnorth7882
      @rawnorth7882 Před 4 lety +40

      Id hangout with him

    • @austinpinion9219
      @austinpinion9219 Před 4 lety +71

      @Joebatain Maxx I hope you find happiness man for real

    • @leonardotrujillo4325
      @leonardotrujillo4325 Před 4 lety +16

      He is happy his balls are free now 🤣

    • @kakapopo2138
      @kakapopo2138 Před 4 lety +10

      @Joebatain Maxx relax man

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 Před 4 lety +11

      @@kakapopo2138 that dude is in every comment chain here praising Bill, just putting him down. It's hilarious how transparent it is.

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ Před rokem +1

    Drummer for carpentur brut is the best I've seen in 20 years.

  • @05Framer82
    @05Framer82 Před rokem +146

    2 legends. I don't know how many times I've watched this episode. Let alone the others w/ Burr that have been made, I'm sure.

  • @bobfalfa76
    @bobfalfa76 Před 7 lety +311

    Bill Burr,Joey Diaz...best guests ever

    • @BrandonHeat92
      @BrandonHeat92 Před 7 lety +4

      Bob Falfa "Best Guest Ever" would be Conor Mcgregor which is Highly Unlikely to be on the Podcast.

    • @hughmungus2974
      @hughmungus2974 Před 7 lety +1

      Bob Falfa
      Les Stroud

    • @bobfalfa76
      @bobfalfa76 Před 7 lety +7

      ***** Connor would be a good guest but Joey's fungi toe is funnier than Connor

    • @BrandonHeat92
      @BrandonHeat92 Před 7 lety +1

      Hugh Mungus The Legend27 No thanks

    • @BrandonHeat92
      @BrandonHeat92 Před 7 lety

      Bob Falfa If you want Funny, sure you'll get a lot of laughs with Conor but Joey's always fun.

  • @fck4640
    @fck4640 Před 7 lety +307

    Bill clearly loves his wife, who is now the mother of his child, and some of his fans can't handle it. Get over it, I'm happy for the guy, and he is still fuckin' hilarious.

    • @perunlowtuned
      @perunlowtuned Před 6 lety +12

      Well said.

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere Před 6 lety +30

      Insecure boys. I've never had a problem with his wife. She's the opposite of his and you can see that it gets Bill going. It gives him life.

    • @cooperkinz
      @cooperkinz Před 5 lety +20

      It's a bunch of mouth breathing basement dwellers that hate women lol and they dated for like 8 years before getting married so it's not like she's new. I don't understand these people.

    • @tomservo2202
      @tomservo2202 Před 5 lety +7

      I agree. He didnt just trash women, he trashes everyone. And he loves his wife. Nothing wrong with that

    • @kaiser0342
      @kaiser0342 Před 5 lety +1

      Never heard anyone talk shit

  • @DoinBitsSince81
    @DoinBitsSince81 Před 8 měsíci

    Joe adapts to almost every guest. Drops the C bomb way more times than usual cos it’s bill’s favourite word 😂

  • @DavMCycle
    @DavMCycle Před rokem +13

    Bill Burr has a magnetic way to talk and is naturally funny, it shows the respect and great friendship that he has with Joe, one of the best.

  • @davel8043
    @davel8043 Před 3 lety +775

    I've probably rewatched this 5 times. Rogan, burr, can't go wrong

    • @leithdudley5240
      @leithdudley5240 Před 3 lety +7

      Ahahhaha one of the best set of podcasts (joe rogan and bill burr)

    • @hamoostaffat
      @hamoostaffat Před 3 lety +14

      Gotta make the most of these old ones before they go away.

    • @jtobiasthomasrose
      @jtobiasthomasrose Před 3 lety +21

      Watched years ago for Rogan... Now I'm here for Burr

    • @chrisohio9337
      @chrisohio9337 Před 3 lety +4

      One of the best combinations of comedy minds

    • @joshuaha7661
      @joshuaha7661 Před 3 lety +2

      This is the best of the four episodes with Bill Burr. But they're all pretty good.

  • @stevilknevil107
    @stevilknevil107 Před 4 lety +571

    Joe “people are gonna observe my remarks and put them in quotations between my first and last name” Rogan

    • @AngryTurds
      @AngryTurds Před 4 lety +15

      mmmm, something something dmt

    • @felipej674
      @felipej674 Před 4 lety +13

      Stevil "I like to state the obvious" Knevil

    • @stevilknevil107
      @stevilknevil107 Před 4 lety +52

      Andrés “My Name Is Too Long And I Don’t Understand The Concept Of A Joke” Felipe Jaramillo Giraldo Jr. Esquire III MD

    • @everydeceptaconever3776
      @everydeceptaconever3776 Před 4 lety +1

      Joe "I wanna smoke groot as some dmt" Rogan

    • @sjruiz7
      @sjruiz7 Před 4 lety +4

      @@stevilknevil107 I'm dying LOL

  • @steve6729
    @steve6729 Před rokem +2

    I am a baseball guy. Hall of Famer Rod Carew corked his bat once, and never used it in a game. He felt no one would believe it if he hit with that bat. Yes, it does make a real difference. I used to put superballs in my bat. Gives you an extra 10-15 feet on a ball you catch near the sweet spot. Old time baseball. During a rain delay, in the 1970s, "Hawk" Harrelson and Tom "Wimpy" Pacoreck (not sure of the spelling) showed the fans how you corked a bat on the television broadcast. You will not see that today, LOL. There is an old saying in baseball: "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying".

  • @brandonbonner5907
    @brandonbonner5907 Před rokem +3

    “Have ya seen hidden figures” made me laugh every time bill said it 😂

  • @willdenoble1898
    @willdenoble1898 Před rokem +7

    “What if a tooth falls out…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @muchappreciated.5663
    @muchappreciated.5663 Před 4 lety +959

    13:19
    "Shes 70 years old or smth..."
    "No she's--"
    "She's 85 years old..."
    "No sh--"
    "She's 122 years old 😂..."
    " *She's 58.* "

  • @noahceremony4081
    @noahceremony4081 Před 7 lety +238

    I'll know she's the one when she looks at me like Joe looks at Jamie after he makes a joke

    • @larryhoover718
      @larryhoover718 Před 7 lety +30

      Noah Ceremony the "right Jamie?" Confirmation look. I love it

    • @TheBolondron
      @TheBolondron Před 7 lety +8

      It's funny because it's true

    • @Tupemo
      @Tupemo Před 7 lety +17

      And Jamie keeps on smiling to keep his job :D

    • @Tupemo
      @Tupemo Před 7 lety +35

      Jamie is the reason Joe is still trying to be a comic

    • @allafricaminerals3232
      @allafricaminerals3232 Před 7 lety +1

      Tupemo j n

  • @leighleigh747
    @leighleigh747 Před rokem +55

    My son went through the same thing he was born in 98 and he was obsessed with Mariah Carey and when I told him that she was the same age as Grammy (my mom) he was devastated

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 Před rokem +10

      Tell your son that Mariah doesn't acknowledge birthdays. She has 'Anniversaries'😉

    • @misterwafflezzz
      @misterwafflezzz Před rokem +7

      What? If you had your son at 18 and your mom had your at 18, then your grandma would have been 36 in 1998. That should make her at least 60 now. Mariah Carey is 52.

    • @Smilebefine
      @Smilebefine Před rokem

      Age is just a number😂

    • @TheretardedPaulbrother
      @TheretardedPaulbrother Před rokem

      This B Is dumb af

  • @YoursUntruly
    @YoursUntruly Před 5 měsíci +2

    30:53 when I saw my daughter for the first time in the hospital I cried more than she did HAHAHA

  • @fern6978
    @fern6978 Před 3 lety +234

    The synchronized villainous laughing between these guys is magical 😄

  • @lionsden5123
    @lionsden5123 Před 3 lety +867

    Bill is literally one of the funniest people alive. What a hilarious dude he is!

    • @piercemoore3319
      @piercemoore3319 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah I agree. What a funny guy!!

    • @doncacao3741
      @doncacao3741 Před 3 lety +5

      100% agree

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 Před 3 lety +4

      @Jim Eagle I said that because out of the funniest people alive, bill is one of them. That’s why we have words for things. Not everyone is a hippie.

    • @corbincameron78
      @corbincameron78 Před 3 lety +3

      @Jim Eagle literally shut the fuck up

    • @phuckit1902
      @phuckit1902 Před 2 lety +2

      Is this Ken Shamrock? Lol

  • @johnbshandyman6096
    @johnbshandyman6096 Před rokem +13

    Two of the greatest..... Joe your podcast is amazing I love how you bring your guests to other conversations and it never gets old..... Your knowledge is unbelievable.... I appreciate the way you two talk it out and if you haven't heard Bill Burr's podcast you have to listen because he's pretty damn great

  • @ng5309
    @ng5309 Před 7 měsíci +2

    JOE subtitles are essential for us non english people

  • @BenState
    @BenState Před 4 lety +112

    "everyone of us is one decision from a disaster" so true.

  • @caryn799
    @caryn799 Před 7 lety +302

    A JRE "Best of Bill Burr" is way overdue.

    • @romanfox5368
      @romanfox5368 Před 7 lety +1

      Is it WAAAAYYYY overdue?
      I don't know about that.

    • @kevind135
      @kevind135 Před 7 lety +58

      Nia is that you?

    • @BJ-ru2kw
      @BJ-ru2kw Před 7 lety +3

      Kevin D Jesus Christ lol

    • @Slassh69x
      @Slassh69x Před 7 lety +5

      CN Small yes indeed. Burr is the fucking man.

    • @kephatodd3328
      @kephatodd3328 Před 5 lety

      Caryn I want you in a major way!!!

  • @KoonceLyfe
    @KoonceLyfe Před 21 dnem

    Anyone ever come back to these just to remember what the vibe was like before Covid? Such simpler and happier times.

  • @openmindedrhymes
    @openmindedrhymes Před rokem +106

    Joe: Do you golf?
    Bill: No
    Joe: good for you
    😂

  • @Marvelous.Leonardo
    @Marvelous.Leonardo Před 6 lety +750

    She’s 70 years old, shes 85 years old, shes 122 years old

  • @agdamagagdamag9490
    @agdamagagdamag9490 Před 3 lety +498

    Bill is, without a doubt, the superstar of comedy. His humor comes from great insight and you never get the feeling that there is some hidden past that will bring him down one day.

    • @yourdashingheroidol7909
      @yourdashingheroidol7909 Před 2 lety +32

      Absolutely not! I know he is technically from a suburb outside of Boston, but he is genuine Boston through and through. Reminds me of so many ppl from around here in different ways. Just alot more articulate and expressive. And unique in that he will just riff openly and honestly w/o feeling the need to put on a front or try to be someone he isn't. Love the dude

    • @TheStBlaine
      @TheStBlaine Před 2 lety

      Beaches Whale Billy is a hero

    • @HughMorristheJoker
      @HughMorristheJoker Před 2 lety

      I think an organized crime syndicate might take him down.

    • @stgonzales
      @stgonzales Před 2 lety +3

      Luv his Hitler bit post loss at Olympics...hilarious!!

    • @jlindsay
      @jlindsay Před 2 lety

      48 Laws of Power | Robert Greene | The Cult | czcams.com/video/a2PoKFuNX_0/video.html ?vdsad43as

  • @ReadyPlayerDog
    @ReadyPlayerDog Před 4 měsíci

    26:15 I'm from the UK, and we had this legendary English football player called Stuart Pearce, affectionately nicknamed Psycho. He once did a tackle, and unknown to him at the time, played the rest of the match on a broken foot.
    He also had a Moldovan footballer try and take him out with a very rough tackle that took both players into the advertising boards. Pearce just got up and walked away, the other guy was carried off on a stretcher 😂😂

  • @carlosledesma9154
    @carlosledesma9154 Před 5 lety +983

    Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan

    • @personofinterest4048
      @personofinterest4048 Před 5 lety +61

      Joe "I've got elk in my freezer" Rogan

    • @daviddruen858
      @daviddruen858 Před 5 lety +38

      Joe "Heads poppin out of pussies" Rogan

    • @matthewgruter2937
      @matthewgruter2937 Před 5 lety +56

      Joe "we're talking about a guy who" Rogan

    • @JdR-ew9dk
      @JdR-ew9dk Před 5 lety +37

      Joe "pull that up" Rogan

    • @boboryan69
      @boboryan69 Před 5 lety +15

      Joe”I’m to big of a pussy to tell bill that jack and Jill movie sucked ass”Rogan

  • @DaPoopIsInDaPudding
    @DaPoopIsInDaPudding Před 5 lety +1204

    There’s many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding something in quotations between Joe Rogan’s name.

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr Před 5 lety +167

      Joe 'some people make inexplicably bitter comments on my YT vids' Rogan.

    • @brendontompa-clinch2306
      @brendontompa-clinch2306 Před 5 lety +39

      Whatever. Alien "There's many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding quotations between Joe Rogans" Brain

    • @sarahwaiyee9137
      @sarahwaiyee9137 Před 5 lety +19

      And that's ok with me

    • @danielherve856
      @danielherve856 Před 4 lety +2

      JunkDealer 😂😂

    • @rverro8478
      @rverro8478 Před 4 lety +11

      Come on ! It's just fun and games.
      "If you're not worth being laughed at, you're not worth much".

  • @traycoor6809
    @traycoor6809 Před rokem +1

    Bills head looks like he's always got the good idea bulb shining bright above him

  • @painmt651
    @painmt651 Před 9 měsíci

    Two guys that I can listen to without getting pissed off, or feeling like I am being pissed ON. Entertaining!

  • @lolijustfarted
    @lolijustfarted Před rokem +121

    It's actually so sweet to hear Bill talk about his wife and her energy. The smile on his face says it all. True love right there.

  • @artifactland69
    @artifactland69 Před rokem +1

    "War should be illegal" 😂

  • @brandonf24
    @brandonf24 Před rokem

    Much respect and admiration from Nashville, Tennessee. 👍 Thanks guys for keeping all of us sane.

  • @TheOnailer
    @TheOnailer Před 7 lety +52

    The bit about grownups is so fucking spot on. I'm turning 32 and it just hits me right in the feels. Nobody is grown up.

  • @JakeMGolle
    @JakeMGolle Před 4 lety +1055

    I feel like Joe is the only person that effectively interiews/podcasts with Bill. Everyone else annoys Bill at some point.

    • @karmickarmy1398
      @karmickarmy1398 Před 4 lety +58

      If you genuinely believe that Jake, then all I can say is that you’re not looking hard enough.

    • @deanrobbins7823
      @deanrobbins7823 Před 4 lety +263

      @@karmickarmy1398 Conan and Bill are gold together m8!🥃🍺

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq Před 4 lety +25

      Yep, he just let's Bill talk and they get alone. I also think it is due to the fact that they are good buds, get along together, and respect each other!

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 Před 4 lety +75

      CONAN O'BRIAN

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 Před 4 lety +43

      I think it's because most people are intimidated by Bill off the bat because Bill has this angry man persona. Next thing you know shit gets weird and they freak out and then Bill freaks out. The key is to just treat Bill like how you'd treat your goofy friend and just shoot the shit. Notice how this entire podcast is absolutely pointless? Yeah. Just chill and talk about whatever.

  • @eranmeir90
    @eranmeir90 Před rokem +5

    Did anyone else notice that Bill seemed to be evading the topic of politics by providing brief one-word like responses, but then when Joe inquired at 1:43:40 about his preferred presidential candidate he suddenly unleashed a precise and detailed political analysis, similar to a seasoned political commentator? I adored his perspective and this whole podcast, thank you !

  • @GetsixOfficial
    @GetsixOfficial Před 4 měsíci

    37:16 that little Rodney Dangerfield reference was amazing to me lol

  • @chieftonga
    @chieftonga Před 6 lety +919

    *Joe Rogan doing his breathing exercise*
    BILL: Dude you look like you got shot and you're waiting for the ambulance.." 😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜

    • @Estephan2013
      @Estephan2013 Před 6 lety +19

      CHiEF TONGA hahaha glad he brought him back to earth

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 Před 6 lety +61

      Camp Matthew
      How pathetic is your life that you get mad over something as dumb as emojis

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 Před 6 lety +34

      Camp Matthew
      It's pretty obvious that you did lmao

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 Před 6 lety +32

      Camp Matthew
      And now you're getting mad again lol you should really see a therapist about your inability to control your emotions

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 Před 6 lety +24

      Camp Matthew
      Nah, I don't think that's it. You're showing clear signs of anger here.

  • @evman981
    @evman981 Před 7 lety +656

    is alex jones really gonna be on episode 911?

    • @hardhouse87
      @hardhouse87 Před 7 lety +46

      Watch the last 5 seconds of this vid, he says "Tomorrow Alex Jones episode 911'

    • @evman981
      @evman981 Před 7 lety +3

      hardhouse87 awesome

    • @mrveritas700
      @mrveritas700 Před 7 lety +6

      so when is episode 910 ?

    • @mrveritas700
      @mrveritas700 Před 7 lety +1

      so when is episode 910 ?

    • @crawdadds
      @crawdadds Před 7 lety +1

      captain black tonight after Bills.

  • @MelissaSzarka-cp2cv
    @MelissaSzarka-cp2cv Před 7 měsíci +2

    Its a beautiful rapport between these two men. Thanks for all that you do.

  • @dblstndrd526
    @dblstndrd526 Před rokem

    lmfao the basketball dad story and impression, Joe you're the best lol

  • @PatrickRob82
    @PatrickRob82 Před 3 lety +256

    31:08 it was exactly the same for me. I held my son for the first time at about 9am and yeah, it was a big moment but I was kind of in shock or maybe I was just acting how I thought I was supposed to. Then all the family and friends came and went throughout the day and it all felt vaguely ceremonial. Touching, sure, but it wasn't until that evening that I really truly fully felt it. My wife had this "Blackbird" instrumental song playing softly on her phone and I was walking back from the bathroom. I looked down at him and my wife gently swaying to the music and WOOSH. It felt like I (the new me) had just been born. It was intense and fucking magical.
    Now he's 6 and won't shut up about Minecraft.

    • @PatrickRob82
      @PatrickRob82 Před 3 lety +9

      @@lostalone9320
      Yeah, thanks. I'm aware of that.

    • @Zanarkendjp
      @Zanarkendjp Před 2 lety +4

      Sounds like you’re taking your weak pull out game out on your offspring. When he goes up for adoption I’ll gladly take him in.

    • @PatrickRob82
      @PatrickRob82 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Zanarkendjp sounds like you're a dumbshit with no sense of humor

    • @mj6901
      @mj6901 Před 2 lety +2

      That’s so beautiful. My husband and I have decided to not have children even though we’d love to but we can’t afford to homeschool. I know he’d be a great dad though. The end of your story cracked me up.

    • @renafarted9075
      @renafarted9075 Před 2 lety

      Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha beautiful consciousness emergence stage

  • @brucemorris3830
    @brucemorris3830 Před rokem +153

    I say it every time I see these guys on the podcast together. But seriously I could listen to Joe & Bill for about 12 hours and probably not get tired of it

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail Před rokem +1

      Just listening to Joe & Bill talk Jack & Jill.

  • @kyelif4153
    @kyelif4153 Před 8 měsíci

    Idk why billy burr has me dead rn

  • @thebeachhousebasel
    @thebeachhousebasel Před 3 dny

    i love falling asleep to these two talking😂

  • @UnendingGrimness
    @UnendingGrimness Před 7 lety +236

    Bill's new special had me crying the entire time! Fuck that Nashville crowd...Bill is a genius!

    • @UnendingGrimness
      @UnendingGrimness Před 7 lety

      Pa Pa ???

    • @spookeddudedevito
      @spookeddudedevito Před 7 lety +1

      UnendingGrimnesS from all Nashvillians...fuck u

    • @UnendingGrimness
      @UnendingGrimness Před 7 lety +21

      spookdude devito hahaha that couldnt offend me in the slightest.This is not my singular opinion lol Check the reviews, everyone loved it but hated the crowd. You weren't there so wtf do you care? Just know that Nashville is just politically correct these days and cant find humor in jokes that arent PC. The crowd that is...not you personally unless you didnt like it..Was it too dark for your taste? Not a fan of the holocaust jokes? I laughed my balls off \m/

    • @wizleyftw
      @wizleyftw Před 7 lety +15

      It was shit. It wasn't nowhere near the level of his previous specials. It's like watching Louie CK lose his ability all over again.

    • @UnendingGrimness
      @UnendingGrimness Před 7 lety +9

      Michael Dunbar Eh your taste in comedy sucks lol His bits were genius and so were his improv moments \m/ Fucking Legend \m/

  • @wellslapmyassandcallmesall8733

    I like how bill never brings up that his wife is black and the difference between marrying a black women vs a white women, those comedy routines become tacky.

    • @dalechalfont112
      @dalechalfont112 Před 7 lety +15

      Your Likes Make Me Moist His wife is extremely well spoken and educated, he hardly has any 'suburb upbringing vs ghetto upbringing' stories.

    • @pwn3d542
      @pwn3d542 Před 7 lety +5

      Dale Chalfont I'm surprised he doesn't talk about the weirdness caused by his nonchalant-ness and her hyperliberalism. That'd be interestinv

    • @Exhorderx
      @Exhorderx Před 7 lety +1

      Dale Chalfont "Bill Burr & Nia - Dilemma: Daughter Or Gay Son" here on CZcams says different. I'm surprised they even get along, but good for them if they're happy.

    • @trentman9763
      @trentman9763 Před 7 lety +11

      Smart people get along, regardless of their political affiliation. Bill and Nia both see most of the shit the idiots listening get riled up about is all bullshit.

    • @dozyproductionss
      @dozyproductionss Před 7 lety

      live a little bit longer and you'll know

  • @sandylotion
    @sandylotion Před rokem +47

    Please post more of your shows! I can't stop watching, feel like I'm being life coached with the boys. The more I listen, the more I respect Joe Rogan, the advice is priceless!

  • @danxthexman82x7
    @danxthexman82x7 Před rokem

    What a memorable episode! "It's like verbal water-boarding!" 🤣 THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT IIVE EVER HEARD!

  • @HDA_III
    @HDA_III Před 2 lety +60

    This is one of the best damn podcasts I’ve ever heard.

  • @MrSapper21
    @MrSapper21 Před 7 lety +624

    joe has much discipline. "i dont wanna hurt him, the guy is hurt by life"

    • @DiscoMatty79
      @DiscoMatty79 Před 6 lety +33

      MrSapper21 I read that just as he said it. The universe bugs me out.

    • @rem299
      @rem299 Před 6 lety +14

      yeh that always happens to me discomatty.

    • @ph0kused
      @ph0kused Před 6 lety +13

      Then bill says he would wrap the guys face with duct tape lol

    • @alpayseckin1001
      @alpayseckin1001 Před 6 lety +4

      wtf that has to do with discipline. lol

    • @JackM-px3ph
      @JackM-px3ph Před 6 lety

      MrSapper21 mmmijij,,,j,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mauiii

  • @BeckyBee863
    @BeckyBee863 Před rokem +10

    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I'm only 13 minutes into this I can't believe I've overlooked this for 5 years already wtf seems like yesterday 😉✌️

  • @robertthabassheadjacobson4968

    Dam, this podcast was 6 years ago already! Crazy. 2023 and watching old podcasts.

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 Před 7 lety +245

    Jack and Jill is hilarious? is it Joe? is it really Joe? comparable with Waterboy, really Joe?

    • @weemadangus1834
      @weemadangus1834 Před 7 lety +3

      It depends how much drugs he was on then maybe it could be funny!!

    • @bensons1090
      @bensons1090 Před 7 lety +42

      Paul Thoresen He clearly made the stipulation that it is funny if your 6 years old.

    • @danacollins1300
      @danacollins1300 Před 7 lety +6

      I watched it on shrooms it was hilarious. Then again I basically become a 5 year old when I'm on them.

    • @conorallen100
      @conorallen100 Před 7 lety +2

      waterboy is terrible too

    • @weemadangus1834
      @weemadangus1834 Před 7 lety +5

      My mate 6 year old son was ask by my brother "Who is your fav star wars character?" The answer Jar Jar Binks....

  • @jessnear6613
    @jessnear6613 Před 3 lety +21

    The reoccurring “have you ever seen hidden figures??” was ridiculous funny

  • @amykelly23
    @amykelly23 Před 6 měsíci

    Happy Gilmore is my favorite comedy movie ever

  • @atozproductions9660
    @atozproductions9660 Před rokem +2

    Joe's over here talking about somebody's trying to steal his identity and Jamie's over there trying not to make eye contact ,twiddling his thumbs and whistling😂😂😂

  • @mesmith2526
    @mesmith2526 Před 5 lety +155

    When Bill mentions the guy breaking both his legs:
    Joe: “DON’T PULL THAT UP JAMIE!”
    ROTFLOL 😂 😂 😂

  • @stancexpunks
    @stancexpunks Před rokem +6

    When I first watched this podcast, I wasn’t a parent so I couldn’t relate to what bill was saying about not having that super emotional, picturesque experience that parents often talk about when they first see their baby. But now that I’ve had my first baby a couple months ago, I 100% can relate and am glad he talked about it because I thought I was alone in feeling the way I did. I never even announced my pregnancy and only told a few ppl. And I didnt even feel love for my baby until the first time I held her, 4 days after birth. Every single post I see on fb of someone announcing their pregnancy, they appear extremely happy and talk about how in love they already are with their baby, and then after they’re born are constantly posting pictures of them. I still haven’t announced her birth or posted pictures. When I was pregnant I kept wondering when am I supposed to start feeling love for my baby? The majority of the time, I mostly had negative feelings. I felt scared; anxious beyond belief, depressed, hopeless, unprepared, unsupported, and when it really got bad I even felt a ton of resentment and anger towards my unborn baby. My experience didn’t match the perfect stuff I saw on fb, and I have to understand that everything on fb is just a front and feeling differently is prob much more common than I think.

    • @wphh7272
      @wphh7272 Před rokem +1

      I had those same feelings when my wife was pregnant with our first child. I think it’s not unusual. Congratulations on your motherhood!!

    • @zackbennett5609
      @zackbennett5609 Před rokem

      Well, you’re a sociopathic narcissist

  • @amandafitzwater242
    @amandafitzwater242 Před rokem

    Good for him….. and that laugh Joe let out had me rollin!!!!
    I love when these two get together! Bill just gives zero fucks one minute then rages the next and Joe just loves to start that fire under him 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joemorten2
    @joemorten2 Před 5 lety +63

    Bill Burr almost had a nervous breakdown watching Wall-E

  • @WDDragneel
    @WDDragneel Před 5 lety +336

    I always thought as a kid "I cant wait to turn 18 and have that switch in my brain flip to adult/grown up"...
    It never happend..

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 Před 4 lety +2

      Sucks to be you

    • @fyre9123
      @fyre9123 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah I know that feeling...

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Před 4 lety +11

      It amazes me the amount of people I'm now seeing and hearing say this exact idea. I had it as a late teen as well and on into my 20s. I honestly started to think something was wrong with me.
      I'm 29 bout to go 30for30 and it seems like all the adults I work with or live around, even into old age mentally act like teenagers while I have become a man of few words. I can say now that my switch finally flipped. May uave happened when I was 25 or it could have happned last year. All I know is I definitely feel mature next to the mental children I have to put up with in this town.

    • @danielpohl29
      @danielpohl29 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm 37 and I'm still waiting!!

    • @starshopper2920
      @starshopper2920 Před 4 lety +2

      Turned 18 six days ago, I feel

  • @samuelsnow1662
    @samuelsnow1662 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I wanna see Joe do some more stand up, I love listening to his crazy shows!! Have some more recorded albums.

  • @theaccountant465
    @theaccountant465 Před rokem

    5 years solid and hilarity is off the charts…. If it bleeds we can kill it
    I’m fuckin dead

  • @keithcollard3933
    @keithcollard3933 Před 4 lety +105

    Bill "I have A.D.D" Burr baking pies learning french and playing drums.

    • @johnthiris9790
      @johnthiris9790 Před 3 lety +6

      heads up
      with ADD it is typical to have a hyper focus on activities/subjects you are passionate about

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 3 lety

      And flying helicopters lol

  • @MentholKratom
    @MentholKratom Před 6 lety +499

    bill burr and his wife are relationship goals. the way he talks about her is the way i want to talk about my future girlfriend/wife

  • @stephenw4720
    @stephenw4720 Před rokem +1

    Listening to Bill Burr always cure the blue moods.

  • @Plebzzz
    @Plebzzz Před rokem +1

    watching how Joe Rogan socializes with his friends and his guests is super good for learning how to socialize yourself

  • @DdotRay86
    @DdotRay86 Před 3 lety +137

    "Dude, have you seen Hidden Figures?" 😂😂😂

    • @jaymileigh8386
      @jaymileigh8386 Před 3 lety +4

      I kept looking to see if the podcast had restarted... like groundhogs day 😂

    • @frankthetank7596
      @frankthetank7596 Před 3 lety +2

      Theres no other way to ask about Hidden Figures 😂

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y Před 2 lety

      Hidden figures is the shit

  • @sabeehahmed9854
    @sabeehahmed9854 Před 4 lety +111

    Joe “how many babies are being born right now simultaneously” Rogan

  • @allenroy1638
    @allenroy1638 Před rokem

    Hells yeah, I used to listen to Kickstart My Heart in the Air Force during my PT test. Passed every time lol

  • @treecloser
    @treecloser Před rokem

    It's heart warming to hear Bill Burr in the role as guest of any podcast he brings up the name of his dear late friend Patrice O'Neal. Anybody else noticed this? Rip Patrice O'Neal The greatest of all!!

  • @samharold9022
    @samharold9022 Před 7 lety +365

    As much as I can't stand watching Adam Sandler movies, it's kinda refreshing to hear people liking them.

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 Před 7 lety +11

      Yeah, his hollywood buddies. Super sincere.

    • @withnail-and-i
      @withnail-and-i Před 6 lety +4

      Punch Drunk Love is the only acceptable Adam Sandler movie

    • @SullyReviews5000
      @SullyReviews5000 Před 6 lety +18

      Reign on me, funny people, 50 first dates, punch drunk love, happy Gilmore. Dude makes good movies. Plain and simple

    • @wolftmfg
      @wolftmfg Před 6 lety

      Ahahahah

    • @joseph4043
      @joseph4043 Před 6 lety +8

      I like water boy and happy Gilmore new Sandler movies tho aren’t my style!

  • @AaronTravelsThailand
    @AaronTravelsThailand Před 7 lety +322

    *Alex jones, Eddie bravo, Bryan Callen- The conspiracy companion... do it!

  • @user-ok7nu9ht1q
    @user-ok7nu9ht1q Před 3 měsíci

    😂 Happy place! You guys are the best! Thank u.

  • @megwon1987
    @megwon1987 Před rokem +12

    Bill was totally talking about Toy Story 3 when the toys were about to be incinerated. I couldn’t handle it either Bill 🥹

  • @ChuxDiaz
    @ChuxDiaz Před 7 lety +69

    Bill Burr is my Favorite comedian

    • @larryhoover718
      @larryhoover718 Před 7 lety +9

      Chux Diaz good for you

    • @Syko1985
      @Syko1985 Před 7 lety +6

      Chux Diaz mine too but his new special was weak for me.

    • @Nathan-px6dh
      @Nathan-px6dh Před 7 lety +2

      Paul Smith that newest one on Netflix wasn't very good
      disappointed here

    • @bosco4533
      @bosco4533 Před 7 lety +3

      Was disappointed with it too

  • @gregh7400
    @gregh7400 Před 8 měsíci

    "You're no pony ride yourself, my friend". LOL>

  • @adztronomical
    @adztronomical Před 7 lety +99

    "I don't wanna hurt him he's hurt by life." I spat my drink through my nose.

    • @CoreyLeithTV
      @CoreyLeithTV Před 6 lety +1

      I know right I was fucking dying 😂