Stormborn | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 2)
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i once saw someone describe cersei blowing up the sept as "if the president of italy blew up the vatican with the pope and the kardashians inside and nobody cared" and i havent been able to stop thinking about it since
Yeah it's so weird that no one cared about any of the characters ever again after that.
LoaThunder and it’s extra strange because one of the plot points earlier was that cersei hated margaery because the common people liked margaery more than her... and yet none of them were even slightly upset that cersei literally murdered her lol
Ikr. They could’ve at least shown the people of Kings Landing reacting to her in a similar way they reacted to Joffrey (with the riot and stuff).
@@niamhha9014 now that you mention it, they have rioted for less. Their most holy sept for their religion just blew up, panic and fear was sure to have ensued.
Well I would be really happy if someone bombed Vatican, the center of satanic pedos and the center of what destroyed real Christianity. I hope that blowing up Kardashians is self evident.
Martell's new words:Unseen,Unimportant and Undeveloped
😂😂😂😂 god and theire house words are my favorite
"Sand",tit and good pussy. Also that sexy dude that died
Don't forget "Unceremoniously Unhappily Undone by their own bastard daughters because Dumb & Dumber are hacks".
@@Zeliek "bad pussy" please how can you forget such a great piece of dialogue
Not to mention Unnoying.
Song Ellaria:
"Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?"
Thrones Ellaria:
"Hahaha fire and blood go brrrrr"
Ellaria kinda forgot about vengeance.
@@belisarius6949 good ol' amnesia water
I watched the show before reading the books (up to s7, season 8 was after the books) . After reading the books I felt robbed of a genuinely endearing and kind character who truly understood the hardest but most necessary thing-- forgiveness.
*BUT YOU WANT DEE GUD POOSEE
Gud thrones meem
Let me be clear guys we are NOT attacking King's Landing, instead will surround it on all sides and siege it which is definently not the same exact thing
eth4n And we’re NOT going to use the army we’ve got here right now to take it. No, we’re going to ship THAT army to the other side of the continent, and bring a slightly less exotic one halfway UP the continent, and not only will their invisibility cloaks keep them safe from enemy attack, Melisandre is on her way with a lock of Jon Snow’s hair, and after she offers it to the Lord of Light in a fire, our skedaddling military will be assured fair winds, following seas, and no holiday freeway traffic to gum up the works.
Also, laying a conventional siege would starve *everyone* in the city and diseases would run rampant until the City either surrenders or (more likely, considering Cersei) Cersei orders her forces to sally out in a desperate last-ditch effort which would undoubtedly kill thousands at the very least.
But hey, at least they didn't just fly in on two dragons and burn down a tower or two to force a peaceful surrender with basically no casualties. That would've been *oh* so tragic.
Killing bad, mass starvation is ok though.
We also need to make sure to kill anyone trying to leave or enter the city too.
Officially Jan Oh yeah, I see what you’re doing. Trying to sneak in a little Covid-19 action, just to build an entire sequel series around the hint that it actually originated in dragons and NOT bats, conjured up in Old Valyria’s bioweapons research labs, confirming it would be millennia before a society was ever again so advanced.
If only they’d had Lysol BEFORE the Doom...
So that's why she's called Daenerys Stormborm of House Targaryen! Glad they clarified that title!
Nah man, I don't get it. What kind of castle is Stormborn? I thought she was from Dragonstone.
@@simona9734 thank you, you are mah queen
@@simona9734 I don't want it 😫
But why doesn't Stormborn appear when I google it?!?!?
"Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals(, the Rhoynar) and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mhysa, Breaker of Chains, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons"
@@akrybion It was to hide her Targaryen identity. It wasn't just a nickname as the show leads on.
9:13
*"If wE reLeAsE the DrAgOns tHousAndS WilL Die iN tHe fIreStoRm!"*
What are you talking about Tyrion? The Dragons are trained to breath fire ON COMMAND. Let Dany fly in and burn Cerseis bedroom. You can win this fight with zero casualties.
9:52
*"We sHoUlD LaY sIeGE To THe CapiTal inStaed, fOr tHe sAKe of tHe cOmmOn PeOPle."*
Sure besieging the capital is so humane. Remember season two, were besieging the capital was so humane and relaxing to the common people that they fucking RIPPED THE POPE INTO PIECES, with their bare hands! You were in that attack Tyrion! You actually ordered the nobility to take cover! You were the first to realize, how desperate the commoners were!
The binary between burning the whole city or do nothing part really irritated me. It's almost like they wanted us to believe if dragons are used in a siege, the whole city will burn.
Not only did it not make sense, but judging by what she did with 1 dragon in season 8 (executed with surgical precision, no firestorm, the battle is won in about 8 minutes)... but with 3 dragons, the city would have surrendered in .2 seconds. They made her weaker for the sake of suspense, not because it was believable.
If we use our two nukes, thousands will die. Let's do something else.
Buuuuut that something else cannot be Operation Downfall, either, this would bring foreign army to Japan and Japanese people would resent that.
We will do something clever, instead.
We will send unescorted transports to ferry Chinese units, since they are basically Japanese. We will then surround Japanese islands with those unescorted transports and starve them out.
Millions will die, but at least those thousands will live.
We will also send Unsoviet army to capture Manchuria, so Japan loses resources... that they already cannot ship to Japan anyway.
Also, Unsoviets have no capacity to threaten mainland Japan for years, because their naval power is barely enough for some tiny islands.
What?
What do you mean Hiroshima gets nuked? DO yOu waNt to bE UniTed StAtes of AsHEs?
@@octavianpopescu4776 I'm sorry, what the actual fuck? Did you even watch The Bells? If not then I envy you, but still: what the fuck are you talking about?
@@octavianpopescu4776 they (D&D) didn't stop her using dragons for suspense. They stopped her using her dragons as they made the mistake of having a two-part 13-episode Season 7 but only had story for about 10 episodes. Plus they needed to seed the "OMG, Dany's crazy and wants to burn everything!" notion by having her advisors advise against it and persuade her to do this dumbass plan. That sort of seeding that they forgot to carry over into the beginning of season 8.
Yeah that also pissed me off, they all act like burning Kings landing to a crisp or asking Cersei nicely were the only two options, there's no middle ground I guess.
Well that's the maximum amount of complexity and nuance that D&D are capable of imagining..
Tyrion must think dragon breath will destroy a whole city in half a second.
Blatantly ignoring Varys, the man who knows the intricacies and secrets of King's Landing like the back of his perfumed hand.
And then in The Bells they prove that they can actually take the city with minimal civilian casualties even with a dragon.
They really weren't trying.
Matthew Housham Tryion, Arya, and Davos are also knowledgeable of secret paths in Kingslanding. But they all kind of forgot.
davos saying "sounds like a charmer" about tyrion *hurts* physically
Tyrion kinda forgot Daenerys knew what her name meant
"we're not going to attack the city! we're going to surround them with soldiers and weapons and hope Cersei surrenders before all the citizens either starve to death or turn to cannibalism"
no you're right that's the much more humane option.
To be fair, the citizens would probably riot against the government for their incompetence, I mean there have been those types of cases only in kings landing
@@cristianyampasi4692 And like last time it happened, the rioting will accomplish nothing but the killing thousands of innocent citizens in the chaos since the Red Keep is both fortified in it's own right and staffed by loyal and well-fed Lannisters. In the event of a conventional siege, Cersei would just bunker up in the Red Keep and essentially trap the common folk between her walls with Lannister Soldiers on them and the outer walls with an enemy army waiting for them.
Considering Cersei's outright suicidal stubbornness and resolve to do absolutely nothing but wait and hope for the best, most of Kings Landing really would starve to death or die of disease long before she surrenders the city. The most likely outcome would be a months-long wait for enough people in the city to die that they can no longer hold the outer walls and the enemy army get inside to besiege the actual keep, but considering the population of a million people; that's hundreds of thousands dead and the rest riddled with disease, malnourishment and general misery.
In contrast, Dragons are guided missiles that could precision-target Cersei and her court specifically, literally a dream goddamn solution. TYRION IS FULL OF SHIT.
@@officiallyjan8596 I always liked the idea of Daenerys burning the red keep, I mean sure many innocent servant and soldiers who have no choice but to serve house lannister will die, yet it is still better to kill dozens than to kill thousands I guess. Then again in king s landing history there have been riots that were organized enough to kill important members of the government or even make the targaryen queen flee, so I do think that an important group of rebels will try something against cersei, since she should despised by the majority of king s landing I mean she killed the people s pope, the tyrells, and his uncle and cousin which makes her a kinslayer if i am not mistaken oh and she made the walk of shame for fornicating with lancel, keep in mind that this society is really conservative. So with that in mind Varys and other intelligent characters in favour of Daenerys should have enough opportunities to try to take her down by other means beside a siege. Thou I would like to see cersei burned alive so burning the red keep is still nice except for the dragon killing arrows. But at the end of the day the producers are not smart enough to deal with this. What I mean is she could siege the city and make other things to make her down. Sorry for my bad english
@@officiallyjan8596 oh yeah Tyrion is full of shit, they made him and many other characters dumber and dumber since season 5 :(
@@officiallyjan8596 such set ups were common historically (a keep within a city), the peasants were still capable of rising up and surrendering the city to a besiegeing force, and the siege becomes just the keep, assuming the soldiers of the keep stay loyal, which is unlikely. soldiers seldom stay loyal to tyrants who control a keep and little else, and thats before we account for dragons (they don't even have to act, the mere presence of the dragons should scare the shit out of the regular soldiers.
Euron with Jimmy Carr's laugh... I can't.
SAME!!
literally spat out my tea
Pure art
that took me OUT
In the same vein as Tyrion killing Davos’ son and it never coming up again, Yohn Royce’s son Robar (and this is show only canon I shit you not) was brutally murdered by Brienne of Tarth in season 2. In the books it was Loras but in this very show he was killed by Brienne, aka Sansa’s bodyguard creating the possibly for conflict between the Vale knights and Sansa or Winterfell or Littlefinger or fucking something. But that is 17 too many layers of obscure wiki lore for D&D to even bother remembering.
holy shit i so forgot that but you're well right, that's incredible
in season 2??? what was that scene?
Ian González when renly was killed by mels shadow baby
i dont remember the show scene too well but it sounds right
robar was a member of the rainbow guard and stormed in when renly died. everybody went mad at this point and brienne just stabbed everybody
Ian González Yeah it was right after Renly’s death. It looks like two random stormtroopers rush her but according to the wiki one was Ser Robar Royce, member of Renly’s Kingsguard. Brienne shoved a longsword down the back of his spine like some sort of grotesque knight-kabob.
@@Peanutjoepap24 Yeah, in the books Robar actually helped Catelyn and Brienne escape, if I remember right. We learn from a report in a Tyrion chapter that Loras killed him in a fit of rage because it seemed like he was protecting Renly's killer.
Was it *really* that stormy when Dany finally got there, though? I mean, stormy enough for Tyrion to say that she was born on a night like that? It just looked a lil rainy. The night she was born the *entire Targaryen fleet was destroyed*
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
YOU ARE RUINING THE CONNECTIONS AAAAAAAAAAA
Jesus christ its like I just read a conversation between a member of the production staff and dnd. A good question followed by yelling about ruining muh themes
Makes sense for how stupid Tyrion got, since he wasn't anywhere near Dragonstone at the time and maybe thinks plain old rain is like massive chunks of hail?? Varys backing it up is extra ridiculous, but I think he just agrees with whatever Tyrion says now
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No cap, I've rewatched these Pisstakes at least 10 times.
@callmecatalyst I've watched the series enough to understand the whole vid. I just find his commentary funny enough to be rewatchable.
Such rookie numbers
Same here 😅
@@JustFingAwesomeglidus is the funniest guy on CZcams, imo.
Davos spent all of Season 3 in prison because he tried to attack Melisandre after she mentioned his son. Like many others, his character died after Season 6.
Not only that, the Tyrells literally saved the Lannisters against Stannis at Blackwater, but now because their sigil is a rose, they can't fight well. Because that makes sense.
The Houses of York and Lancaster would like to know D and D's location.
In fairness to the Highgarden sacking, I always got the implication that Randyll Tarly took the majority of the Reach’s forces with him when he defected, so the Tyrell forces were effectively alone against them, probably with only the Redwynes to back them up.
@@jackdaone6469 I never thought of that. And it make sense.
But while that may have been true they could have put that in dialogue to make it known to the watcher.
Like Olenna could have said "When lord Tarly defected he took with him almost all the fighting man. How does it feel, Kingslayer, to know you have won a battle over scared children?".
But I understand, as in this season of the show "there was no time for this", they would have had to swap a dialogue, but where to find a useless and stupid dialogue to remove.
Oh, I know. How about we take out the "flower no good fight"?
To add insult to injury, in the book continuity, the Reach was where the Westerosi concept of knights was born.
You can really tell how disappointed they were that they couldnt kill Littlefinger in the exploding Sept alongside every other interesting political charachter, so they just made him stand around being creepy for the rest of his life as punishment until he was murdered in the most unjust trial ever held
I’m gone that’s such a perfect summary of what happened 🤣🤣
Petyr in the books is a megamind super genius schemer, in the show, he openly walks around with Sansa Stark and gives her to the Boltons immedietely making an enemy of all the main houses 😂
@@AverageAlienalso everyone openly says "why tf would you trust that guy" but in the book it was like "he's an okay dependable guy" which...yeah, that makes a lot more sense
"Jaime appeals to the racist old man in Randyll and that does the trick"
😂 so true
- Randyll help us please!
- No.
- But they are foreig...
- *DEATH TO THE DRAGON QUEEN*
"Say what you want about her but at least Cercei was born in Westaros"
because Dragonstone is definitely located in another country
What they said about the Dothraki is true
@@roronoalaw7772 as are sellswords
He's not racist, though.
Martin made these great complex female characters, dumb and dumber just made a mockery out of them
Yep!!
We got to witness two talentless *men* completely fuck up EVERY single character arc on the show, only for the meninists to whimper and whine about the female characters dragging GoT through the dirt. Almost like they think that Arya and Sansa and Dany wrote their own bullshit arcs and held a gun to D and D's heads through a metaphysical wormhole to bring us this universally hated disaster. It's unfair to generalize, but concluding that attempting female characters ruins stories makes far less sense than concluding that men shouldn't embarrass themselves by attempting to do real big-boy writing in the first place.
Of course nobody ever says that, because that would be really sexist and all, I'm sure
@@grass7864 for these men, women being generally masculine is the only way they can say she is a badass. Like there aren't any feminine traits that are considered badass..
All I understand from these two guys is that they are good at communicating that women are really complicated. This also explains why Dany doesn't exactly have spiral into her insanity like normal people would, she just snaps out of nowhere. No doubt these 2 guys would never pick up on any of the dumb shit they did to piss of a woman and will just assume women have a tendency to snap out of no apparent reason.
I don't remember, what was Aegon famous for? Was it for burning down every city he went to? Or was it for besieging these cities while keeping his dragons on Dragonstone?
Oh wait it was neither because dragons can do more than one thing.
OMG thank youuuu. Its why Rhaegal's death and Dany forgot shit frustrated me so much. The reason the Field of Fire worked so well was because Aegon used his dragons to scout ahead and gauge both the battlefield and his enemy with his fucking dragons. But the show made them into dumb blind lizards you can only use to burninate. It makes me want to scream just how dumbed down the dragonlore got.
And just the presence of the dragons convinced The starks to surrender
Everyone kinda forgot about that.
@@TheaTheGenius Until the finale where all of a sudden Drogon understands symbolism.
He actually went through the whole series to find all the 'stormborn' references, the absolute madlad.
Impressive sh*t
I think if they switched the order of the Nimeria and Hotpie scenes it might make more sense. Or maybe even had the Nimeria scene last episode with the House Frey massacre, to show Arya’s lost her way. Then in this episode have Ed Sheeran and Hotpie, to remind Arya about her family & show she’s capable of redemption.
yes holy shit it's that easy. it doesn't make the scene perfect but it does make a lot more sense.
Am I the one who's gonna have to point out that Quyburn's scorpion test where he destroys a dragon skull proves NOTHING, and that this weapon should not work?
1. That skull is centuries old and would be much easier to break than living dragon's bones
2. Dragons main defenses are their scales, not their bones, something that this skull is lacking
3. The Scorpion is shooting at point blank range, where it doesn't have to fight against wind resistance or gravity (since it would be shooting UP in actual combat)
4. This weapon would be IMPOSSIBLY difficult to aim, not to mention shoot at and HIT a dragon moving at 140 Mph (actual average speed)
Just saying that while I can accept that the white walker spear, being magic, might kill a dragon, there's no way in a million years that a scorpion should be able to in combat
Like seriously, do the math difference for a sec.
- A scorpion, at point blank range, is able to pierce an old dusty skull.
- Therefor the Iron Fleet, who are bobbing up and down on waves, have to hit an extremely fast target, have to deal with gravity as they shoot a target KILOMETERS above them, have to deal with wind resistance, have to actually pierce the dragons scales, and not to mention, have to actually AMBUSH the damn thing (Seriously how did you not see them Danny) are able to kill one
I genuinly thought that this reveal was a joke at first. That the lannisters would shoot these things and we would all have a good laugh as they did absolutely nothing, and we all get treated to Emilia Clark looking confused, wondering why they're yeeting spears at her
After blowing up the Sept you'd expect the people of King's Landing to lay siege to the Red Keep... I'd imagine they'd love a dragon or 3 on their side?
I guess they kinda forgot about the Sept.
@@Cenotaur1dnd kind forgot about the sept *shamefuly looking at the ground while thinking of the star wars i get to do after this*
Man ive watched your season 8 pisstakes through a couple of times, your knowledge of the story and ability to break things down and really dissect individual scenes/dialogue is superb.
What really seals the deal though is your editing is fire and you're funny as fuck
Analytical skillz on fleeeek ✔
Look at the editing smoothed over the visual. Hes detailed in a way I have never seen in another commentary youtuber. Makes me wanna write an essay in his format... Unique 🔥 rare
Mate I'm turning off adblock cos your content is fire. I can't stop rewatching this. Great stuff.
For sure
I salute you! 😎
"your" *in Stannis the mannis voice*
My boys witt is LEGITT. Cool dude cool page
"Pull the lever Kronk...."
"WRONG LEVERRRR" I died
This is some Fallout 4 choice system
Do you want to burn down the capital with your dragon to beat Cersei?
Yes
Yes (but sarcastically)
Yes (but sad)
No
With absolutely nothing in between
No (but yes)
16:30 great use of Jimmy Carr's laugh. Should be used a lot more in life.
Lol so it is
Ohhhhh Stormborn! I didnt know that meant she was born in a storm. Im so glad for the clarification.
Uhhh davos is my fav and that rant expressed my frustration perfectly
He forgot stannis way too quickly
Sher Davos She Worth from Flee Boh'om 😆
His accent is cool
“Pull the lever, Kronk” made me laugh out loud
When?
Darllington Wesley when Qyburn shows Cersei the scorpion, idk the exact timestamp
“Pull the Lever Kronk!!!!”
GOOD LORD!!!!! 😆🤣😭
That was awesome!!!! #EmpsNewGroove
I laughed soo hard at that my tea came out of my nose. Soooo thanks glidus for this incredible content
"WRONG LEVEEEEEER!"
This Pisstake is fantastic, and everything within it I agree with. Instant sub.
For that little bit where Jorah starts his letter to Dany: I think that over the course of them knowing each other, "Khaleesi" became, if not a petname, something similar. Because after Khal Drogo died, the khalasaar more-or-less fell apart, Quarth happened, and then she went on to Yunkai and Mereen - Dany's Dothraki identity was no longer prominent or pertinent.
In Season 1, when Jorah tells her, "You're learning to talk like a Queen," Dany responds with, "Not a Queen, a Khaleesi."
Whereas when she takes Mereen, she calls herself a Queen, and says, "I will do what Queens do. I will rule."
As she gets closer to achieving her goals of becoming the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms (and apparently a chunk of Essos) - it seems like she's getting further and further way from the identity of Khaleesi.
Until Dany burned down all the Khals, and made all the Dothraki her bloodriders - successfully bringing together her identities of a "Queen" and a "Khaleesi" together.
To be calling her "Khaleesi" all this time, is like,,, a throwback, I guess? A reminder of who she was, and who she still is? A reminder that he's been with her all this time? And there's something bittersweet about her title being used as a term of affection.
I'm drunk, so I'm not quite as eloquent as I should be, and writing meta has never been my strong suit. But I, unfortunately, also have feelings and internet access... So here's my take. I'm sorry, and you're welcome.
🎵" when did that happeeeeeeen"🎵
hahahahaha
confusion in Bb major
Remember when Valyrian was Dany's mother tongue?
HOW COME SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE MOST BASIC THING ABOUT HER MOTHER TONGUE (being genderless) ?!
I too was born during stormy weather and i don't bring it up while i introduce myself. I am very humble that way.
I was born at 10 o'clock in the morning, and I always present my self as "Guy, who was born at 10 o'clock in the morning".
I am afraid to say we were not all blessed with such virtuous humility as you were.
@@guykruger1 yeah no worries i never met someone more humble than me so i forgive you.
@@innocentbystander1235 😂😂😂
Honestly, the Grey Worm/Missandei scene is by far the best scene of this episode. His "you are my weakness" speech is genuinely well-written and it's great payoff for the romance that has been building up between the two since season 4. It's pretty much the only scene from season 7 I've rewatched multiple times, even after the show has ended.
Yes it's pretty great.
This is probably the best love story in the show.
Don't try to pretend you've watched for the payoff or the speech. Don' even try.
Are u for u real u sound like a total creepy weirdo
It’s even better that you’re doing season 7 after season 8 cause the way you rip apart the development that led to nothing or the complete opposite thing is amazing 😂
The hilarious thing is that I've seen this video multiple times, and the first time I watched it when he said that the unsullied spring back to life, I thought he was making a reference to some whacky spooky stuff from the books. It's only on further reflection that I realized he's making a reference to the later seasons of the show where they just seem to never really lose soldiers and remain an intact fighting force despite constantly being shown losing at least some men in their various conflicts, which honestly had been a trend since like season 5. It's these backwards realizations, the little bits of text that only flash for an instant, the tiny jokes that reference book cannon and show cannon and his own videos that deeply flesh out so much of what he does, and honestly reflect the story that Glidus puts so much of his time into. Not only is his content great, but I honestly think if he sat down and made creative works about a world of his own, they'd be fantastic. Thank you big glimbo for helping me put into words why I love and hate this show.
Thank you. I hope I can continue to live up to such flattering praise.
3:10 "the crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas" 😂😂 a relic of early CZcams,
Please do more pisstakes Glidus.
I keep rewatching them over and over again, the humor is unmatched.
You are a comedic genius and the editing is majestic.
Huge fan seriously you’re incredible
Okay, so here's the deal. You're half-right. There is a difference between Trap cards and Quick-Play Spell cards, at least as far as a certain type of Trap cards go.
Almost all Trap cards as well as Quick-Play spells belong to the Speed Spell 2 category, however, Counter Trap cards belong to the Speed Spell 3 category. This means, while you can chain Spell Speed 2 cards to other Spell Speed 2 or 1 cards, you can't chain them to Spell Speed 3 cards. A chain is basically a response with a card to your own or your opponent's cards.
So there you go, I hope that cleared things up.
Honour upon you. Honour upon your family. Honour upon your cows.
So basically Jon had a crappy deck and wasn't prepared for traps or quick play spells. It was his own fault he could have traded with the knights of the vale pretty sure they have the best trap cards.
Don't forget stuff like Super Polymerization which can't be responded to
The "Great judge of character" bit was funny AF, lmao.
Every so often I remember Jon's line "Daenerys is a Queen, only a King can convince her" and it makes me die a little inside.
Absolutely batshit reasoning that only a child could come up with, zero critical thought behind it at all, existing only to get him there because there was no other way to possibly do that *and* not hurt their heads from thinking for a few minutes.
Like, even if that reasoning was actually true, like in asoiaf monarchs were always looking out for other monarchs and talking in person all the time, it *still* would have a serious problem. Jon is a *rival* monarch. His claim over the North is in direct opposition towards her claim over the entirety of Westeros. If anything, him bending the knee to her immediately would be far more effective at convincing her to take an interest in their struggles.
I spent the latter half of the episode wondering why for the love of life that Randyl Tarly would show up in the throne room with any motive OTHER than to pledge instant allegiance to Cersei. You'd have to be a complete moron to go anywhere near her, unless you are already set on jumping ship to her side. She's murderous and illegitimate!
"Good Golly, they're both total hotties"
I feel that
I really can't wait to see you talk about Jon and Dany's meeting.
"It takes no time to kneel" ... it takes no time to be in service to someone for the rest of your life. NO TIME. That episode is such a shit show.
The Nymeria scene totally makes sens! It's called for shadowing. But it kinda fails if you decide not to use it the next season because it's too much work. Not that D&D would ever do that...
Goddamnit, we want a zombie polar bear
Getting hammered by a vicious storm at my house right now! This is the storm pisstake that was needed!
shannon t = s. t. = S.t.ormborn, it is known
I once got into a heated debate with someone over the correct pronunciation of Daenerys' name. My friend was convinced it was DYE-nuh-ris with the emphasis on the first syllables with the first vowel sound being a long Y sound and the second being a schwa, while I was convinced it was deh-NAIR-is, with a short E as the first vowel sound, long A as the second with emphasis on the 2nd syllable. After hearing the name said so frequently in a short span of time however, I am convinced my friend was right. at least in the accent of Ghiscari and Valyrian, it is the former pronunciation, then as the sound mutates across languages and accents it becomes the latter. I love language.
this was an intentional decision by David Peterson, to make the name consistent with the way those languages stress certain syllables in a word. sounds like you would really enjoy his work - i can’t recommend The Art of Language Invention enough.
Aenys, Maegor, and Jaehaerys must be kicking themselves knowing that there is apparently exactly zero consequence for the destruction of a major religious centre.
The way the show pronounces Daenerys seems kinda inconsistent. Sometimes it's DAY-narys, other time deh-nerys. It's not even like it depends on what culture the speaker is from or what language they are saying it in, as we see Grey Worm and Missandei can't stick to one pronunciation in either the common tongue or the other languages they speak.
Tyrion:" C'mon guys think of the civilians! People don't like when their city is stormed! They prefer to be blocked and starved out until they start fighting each other over food and eating their own pets and resorting to cannibalism and dying from starvation and disease... ok I maybe my plan is not a very good plan"
That Jimmy Carr laugh at 16:30 really got me, was not expecting that!
Can we just appreciate how incredibly hot cersei is in the shot at 8:00
Before she turned into the pumpkin queen. She's okay though, nothing like the porn star whose ass Bron was gonna stick his nose in.
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Not as hot as sansa, Dany, melissandre, ellaria, missandei or the sand snake with the nice tits
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Margaery.
Hooooowwwwwl!
16:30
I have watched this video over and over and over, yet Jimmy Carr's laughter over Euron Greyjoy has me loling every time. Thank you for this and all of the other bits of the pisstake series. You are awesome!
olenna was bang on in her chat with dany. telling her to ignore tyrion was the best advice she could have given her lmao
YES. "Pisstake" is back. Maulers Unbridled and your Pisstake is by far my favorites in all of CZcams. Glad your back.
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This is why I like the Glidus fanbase
"He's hard to see against the wall sometimes" just outstanding 👏
A M N E S I A W A T E R
16:30 holy shit i never knew i needed to hear Jimmy Carr's laugh dubbed over a villain, i love it
The "that's not you" scene made me laugh so hard when i first saw it. It reminded me or American dad's parody of "christian the lion" but with Roger the alien and a wolf. For those the don't know christian the lion was raised by two dudes then released in the wild and years later they reunited and the lion was so happy to see them. In the parody and what i hoped would happen in Got was a "Oh it's you" turning into "not you" also the wolf attacking!!!!
DIFFERENT WOLF!!! DIFFERENT WOLF!!!
omg that would have been BRILLIANT
i will, however, forever angst that Nymeria's Wolf Army was never. like. CONSIDERED AS MAYBE A USEFUL WEAPON?? by Team Stark, once Bran was there and then Arya herself. like. Nymeria's wolf pack has been pillaging The Riverlands for YEARS by this point, terrifying the smallfolk & setting off superstitions on the wolves being, like, Northern Vengeance for That Whole Red Wedding Thing What Happened, where a Tully-Stark army done did get murdered in Blasphemous Circumstances. the army, incidentally, hugely feared & known for The Great Big Bloody Wolf its leader had, supposedly rode into battle on, and was whispered to Something Something Skinchanging Something Superstition.
(i mentioned the Tully-Stark thing because, 1, House Tully is the traditional/rightful ruler of The Riverlands and, b, House Stark's sigil is a direwolf (or "wolf" to Southroners less In The Know on The North).
and, gamma, NYMERIA SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PLOT POINT AND MAYBE EVEN LINKED INTO A DORNE THING, MAYBE, BECAUSE FORESHADOWING BUT. NOPE. NO DOGGOS FOR ANYONE. ;__;
Qyburn destroys willfully destroys a priceless artifact for no raisin! Even Fry wrote a better story. Ahh classic Futurama!
And yeah I forgot an extra destroys in there😂😂😂
Not clicked on a video faster than this!
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Jimmy Carr's laugh over Euron actually fits his character from the show much better.
The more you do these the more professional you get, it’s genuinely amazing.
Dude! I just can|t help it, your style of humor is perfectly clicking with me :D Your running jokes, easter eggs, and subtle editing jokes are priceless. These videos are well worth watching, even long after GoT ended. I just love the pisstake series.
Gods your content is strong
I’m glad that Oppo the whimsical became a recurring character.
George RR Martin gave the writers lemons and they poured lemonjuice into their eyes
auuuughhhh my eyes - d and d
The “pull the lever, kronk” cracked me up
"HAVE YOU SEEN CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!?" 😂
2 glidus video in a year, wtf is going on????!!!
Here is the thing with Euron and his ships:
I'm pretty sure when he leveled up, he got some weird feat that allows him to roll with advantage on all stealth roles he has to do while traveling. And he managed to convince the DM that traveling on ships is TECHNICALLY traveling. So, now he gets to roll all his stealth-checks with advantage as long as he's on a ship, which explains how he manages to sneak up on people with a FLEET OF SHIPS more than once during the story. The DM probably should have thought about the consequences of letting him do that a bit more, but I get it... sometimes you just allow a player to do something, and he'll end up coming up with these exploits...
Yeah, sure, but I thought All the Ironborn feats were related to shipbuilding or combat, not stealth?Jeez, this is why you playtest before starting your epic campaign
4:23 Matthew Broderick: "It's Tatopoulos"
My comment is so underrated
Me watching this at 3 a.m . Worth it. I ll watch people piss on got forever
The Captain Disillusion reference at the end was great. Was not expecting it at all.
Never understood why they didn't just take the dragons to the red keep and torch that b**** off? Thousands that don't live in the castle.
Hearing you scream the show's intro gives me life
Replacing Eurons laugh with Jimmy Carr is *chef’s kiss*
16:30 the Jimmy Carr laugh... perfection
It hurt me deep down how dirty they did House Tarly. I found the whole discussion regarding their past and loyalty fucking amazing, so much potential! The only man capable of defeating Robert Baratheon on the battlefield, fighting for the Targaryens until the very end, giving up what he once stood for and seeing a dangerous enemy in the last Targ that would ruin and destroy Westeros and hence deciding to fight her. I loved that idea, I loved that inner battle that must have happened. Would have loved to see that. Just like I would have loved to see a proper fucking season 8! Fuck's sake fucking idiots.
Continuing to support you here. In my own little way. Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m enjoying the content. My saviour from boredom. 👏🏼
I am so sorry Glidus. I know you're in pain, but you must know your anguish sustains me. Also throwing the Dom in the corner was fucking amazing. I nearly fell off my couch :D
What’s even funnier is that GRRM has created a perfect reason to not attack the city because when Dany arrived in Westeros it’ll in all likelihood by controlled by Faegon, who she’ll want to have an uneasy alliance with as her ‘nephew’. Also this explains why she will land at Dragonstone and not Dorne because Doran will have aligned himself to Faegon (and probably married Arrianne to him).
"Thant's not you" x5 I'm dying lmao!!!! Well done. This series is helping me cope.
I live this series to see what went wrong.
1:05 Might be a point out to the fact that Targaryens are suffering from what one might call genetical homesickness. They long for Valyria and cannot shake the feeling that they are not at home in Westeros - but it is suggested that Dragonstone is one of the only places in Westeros where they do feel at home somehow, so it's kinda weird that she'd say that at Dragonstone.
After all the overlapping explaining cutting to uncle Iroh in prison made me lose my shit
"Ya fuckin watch what ya say about Vesarys around these parts" 😂😂😂
Edit: 2:21 had to time stamp it for myself to come back and laugh more
13:01 Uhhhh Glidus, that’s not a Season 1 reference. That’s a Season 2 reference.
I can’t believe you don’t have more subscribers bro. All your Pisstake’s are pure gold.
I love your pisstake videos, they honestly crack me up a lot, keep it going! 🌸
8:50 God I wish this was their dynamic XD Also I love how he uses that skull to show how powerful the scorpion is when it's been there for fucking years, rotting away and becoming incredibly weak
My lord is back. By the way did you know that you have passionate fans from Brazil. Good video man s2
14:45: this is actually some fan-servicing wherin they're hinting at the Littlefinger-is-Rhaegar-Targaryen theory. They're doing that a lot, just like the Valanquar theory and Jamie and Cercei standing on that map. But ofcourse they do nothing further with it.
holy shit guys he said he would upload another one in a week and this mad lad actually did
Holy fuck Jimmy Carr’s laugh coming from Euron is perfect
I still come back to these vids sometimes because they are strangely comforting