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Original video: • By the way, What If Yo... - Zábava
"Immortality is a lonely existence." To paraphase every vampire ever.
Also, eventually the end of the world will come. The sun will burn the world with its heat, killing everyone and everything, and trapping you in an endless loop of pain and death. Even if you somehow make it out, the sun will eventually explode, destroying EVERYTHING in its path. All stars eventually will. No matter what, you're trapped in an endless loop of death.
sorry I started ranting
@@amitchell8054 Holy Bloody Christ. Are you okay?
@@RashaundaSpears as someone in this video once said, “Is anyone every really okay?”
@@amitchell8054 good point
@@amitchell8054 in like a few billion years yeah
"We all were under a mutual agreement that you guys would be the ones to lose your minds first"
Are they not aware that TodoIidaDeku is the murdersquad? 😂😂
not even uraraka and tsu are on it xD, but surely both will cover for the three of them
SHHHHHHHHHH SHSHHSSH
@Fatima Tanveer The more people I see write comments like these the more I'm tempted to form a "Murdersquad/cult" for people who are potential murderers or people with long blacklist (like me)
@@ryuksdeathnote9814 I’m in 100%
Shhhhhhh!
I feel like tokoyami is blaming darkshadow when he's the one doing it so he doesn't look weird
thats what i thought
“It’s been you tokoyami?! Always has been.”
Dark shadow must be pissed
Bro, exactly my thoughts lol
Definitely
This is funny for me because before last night me and my brother were talking about what we would do with immortality
Really what did you think?!!??
@@chenqing1012 we would spend a lot of time training with every known weapon and become the most powerful human,but we would never show our identity
Yes but it’s
@@random_person06 Oooooo that's cool like an anime or manga protagonist 😮😮😮
@@random_person06 but it wouldbe boring
Sato: “Sometimes we won’t be prepared for the unexpected, even if we say to expect it...”
Me: *screaming* “THE SPANISH INQUISITION”
Sato: “AHHHHH”
as a Spanish i can assure there is nothing to fear to , at least not in public relationships
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
@@thespanishinquisition4212 you are correct I wasn’t expecting you
AAAAAAH
@@thespanishinquisition4212 AAAAAAAAAAAH HOLY SHIT WHERE DUD YOY COME FROM!?!
If an immortal person got pregnant, could their child ALSO end up being immortal?
Immortal until they die
That would depend on whether or not the reason for your immortality is genetic or metaphysical. If it is due to a genetic mutation then it is possible that eventually one of them will be, but if the cause is metaphysical then it is highly unlikely.
@@alyx8092 mhm
If the immortal person was immortal since they were born
Depends if whoever gave it to them decided ‘Hey, let’s make it so if they have a child, then they die and the child gets the immortality!’
"Technically speaking we are immortal until we die" - my boyfriend
But they do have very good pionts
𝒢ℴℴ𝒹 𝓅ℴ𝒾𝓃𝓉
@@R1pp3dR1bs thank you Aoyama
@@mushroom_game4533 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓌ℯ𝓁𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ
@@R1pp3dR1bs 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟(sparkles because you 🌟"Cant stop twinkling"🌟)
@@mushroom_game4533 💫𝓃ℴ 𝒾 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓉💫
Kaminari:"What about the big *** one on your face?"
half expected Todoroki to say "that's emotional too"
same
THIS. I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS AND I FOUND IT. I LOVE YOU MAN
Ajin is that old anime/manga about morality where selected people can't die. Instead they grow stronger and stronger everyday.
I thought only selective people wouldn't die?
@@danceifugaybruce yep! Looks like I mistyped that one up there
Sero: 'losingnanyone you love... its gotta suck'
Todoroki: 'i wish my dad was dead and i would not care'
Todoroki going for the "how did we get here achievement" 😂
Class: does group therapy
me: oh no hides in the mindscape and disappears into another galaxy
Midoriya: jumped out the window and falls
If I were immortal, I would just be set for life with my anime and head ache vaccines :)
Also, I hope the surgery has gone well!!
Thank you, so far so good ❤️
lol same
Icyhot: No, but that's physical pain emotional and mental pain lasts a lot longer because the body heals but the minds doesn't
Mina: Yeah! you tell him daddy issues!
Me: Ahahahaha Please! not the daddy issues
Momo: Ashido!!
Icyhot: Yeah, the mind forgets but they will always have an imprint I don't have any scars from like all the wasp stings or broken bones throughout my life-
Pika Pika: what about the big ass one on your face?
Me: denki kaminari! * starts laughing * *starts dying of laugher * PLEASE! why mention that
Momo: KAMINARI!
Denki: Ahh! SORRY!
Me: Denki and Mina I can't with you, I would die if I were to hangout with you two then you'll have to tell everyone I died by laughing and tell them it was your fault but HEY! it was the best time of my life!
Yea yea
Y’all need to show me what happened in the ‘movie night’
can you make one of the "can you survive" episodes? its alright if you cant
Shoji: You may not die but you can still feel everything.
Painkillers: No
PAINKILLERS OF COURSE
Ever since they split up I haven't watched danplan at all. It's like nostalgia watching this
Same I miss Steven he was in my opinion the best second is jay
okay but everyone coming after bakugo really set the mood
If I were immortal I'd do all the dumb shit I'm too scared at atm
For example, I wanna skydive but I'm scared of heights
If I were immortal then fuck my fears I'm gonna do it all!
Then watch anime as I travel around ✨✨✨✨
Yes
oh shit we're gonna die anyways what flavor of ice cream was your favorite again?
Skydiving but without the parachute
@@emmamunguia3447 you don't need a parachute to skydive. you need a parachute to skydive twice -not me 2021
Shoto is really out here with memories of losing Touya.... Damn.. 😭
If I as immortal in Bnha, I would probably just live my life out in the wild as some sort of guardian and pretty much be a god among people.
Loved it I saw the purge one in the polls also with the immortality one and that one will be very interesting when it happens
Kaminari: I almost feel like a spy!
Traitor Kaminari theorists: Almost?
I would freeze myself in a capsule set to unfreeze in ex amount of years or when somebody gets me out. Or put myself somewhere where I cant feel anything and be put in an endless sleep for ex amount of time. So I would be awaken in the future. Maybe do this every 100 years or so(While in the sleep it would feel like an eternity for others but no time for u). But it would be sad knowing everyone you knew before is dead. And the world will end and you will just remain floating into an infinite abyss..
.-.
Sounds like the freaking Avatar
Don't mind me just wheezing over what you said @Epic yaya
Wow, just wow
The "harvesting your organs for eternity" is actually a Greek legend!
Todoroki: *talking about love and stuff *
Them:u good?
Me:I'm good physically but not mentally.
Sago : Maybe you’d just learn to not have an emotional connection
Me with my trauma : Bro I learned that when I was like 7
Can we get a round of applause and appreciate that Busty actually had Mineta say something normal for once? 3:52
If I were immortal I’d kill m-
OH GOD DAMMIT.
I love Deku as the one making all the crazy scenarios he does it so well
Off topic but I like how Mineta is not being perverted and how they're not kicking him out of the gc.
Danplan skits are probably the mosttt enjoyable skits I've watch
Good to know your surgery went good
Oh, I read a fanfic in which Midoriya has an immortality quirk just yesterday.
The first chapters were among the most hilarious I ever read. A bit graphic.
I think it was titled Histerical, if someone wants a laugh.
Me: *is immortality*
Also me: goes to space and accidentally flys into the sun "I guess this is my life now"
Anyone seen lost song? The marriage question and their answers kinda proves iida (or hansa) wrong. She was immortal and she lived through her pain for all of her immortal life, to the point where she destroyed the world, even though she knew that it was going to reset itself.
2:20
So it’s like how Warriors leadership works.. except that you only have nine lives there , and you get your name changed.. but you have infinite lives.. and you aren’t leader , you’re a normal person , and.. -intense thinking continues -
Yes.
If I was forced into group therapy with a power like deku u I would use the quirk and spin really fast with my arms out so the can’t come near
Maybe I would enjoy being immortal under the conditions that I could end my immortality whenever I felt like my time has come
Oh glory be to this halarious creator who brought me another gem so that I can continue to avoid sleep.
*Immortality is a free ticket to a lifetime of never ending trauma*
Let's look it as a bright side you can see exploding sun and moon and earth crack each other or even you can meet aliens if u lucky
Ahhh!! The dan plan audio brings me back!!!! Ah! Man those where the days TwT I miss when they were friends.
I subscribed cause of the danplan skits 😌👍🏻
I think it would be worth it to experience love and be pained by loss forever, than to forever be empty. If you’re gonna have some kind of aching in your heart no matter what, at least have a happy part where you love and have been loved.
OMG THATS DANPLAN I love Danplan
Especially hosuh Steven and Jay
I would spend my immortal life as Zhongli, being immortal and equip knowledge no other person can have makes me either the most knowledgable man in my country or even in the world
3:50
Curiosity may have killed the cat,
But satisfaction brought it back.
YOU LISTEN TO ME. YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND GET BETTER OK?!
YEESSSS 17th SEAT BETTER THAN NEVER LETS GO
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Imagine like somebody stealing your kidney or something then you want to regenerate so you jump off a cliff but dont die and then you have the feel that horrible pain until you actually find a way to die
i hope you are doing well after the surgery, missed your videos.......the "i got visual "and "into your positions" even bakugo is there for it omg xD.......can you make a tiktok reveal or smth episodes exposing both the deku and baku squad? again ty for the video and keep up the good work
If I was in Deku's position at the end, where I receive a text from an invisible person. My scream would put Presentation Micheal to shame
omg this is amazing 😭 you always make quality content. i'd love to see another bnha danplan skit! your character representation is always spot on.
Please do this one: "Can you survive 'Us'?". (Deku = Dan, Bakugo = Steven, Todo = Hosa, 'Speedy' = Jay - My suggestion, for what you do is your choice.)
wait a min with the marriage or cut ties the marragige option sounds like melodies bc he could never run away from his love
Hope you get well soon 🤗
Yass back to it and get well soon
get well soon :>
also i love this trio- like it just f i t s
I have to say you are one of the best mha gc video maker 👌🏽👍
13:17 Dude, I got over my ex in less than 2 weeks, who the hell you calling insensitive? 🤣
ain't nobody finna make me do no group therapy
I love these kinds of video's lol
yesss update from my favorite channel 😭❤️
We need more if this kind of vids
By then end of this, I was laughing my head off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine getting a life sentence in jail
The people waiting for this immortal guy to die:. 👁️_👁️⁉️
@@hat7475 lol 😆
Iida as Hosuh is absolutely ✨fantastic✨
Mineta: curiosity killed the cat...
Me: yea...but satisfaction brought it back 😃
I love how this channel doesn't bully mineta like other channels does lmao
You protect mineta cause you like him .
Of course ~ you two are so short
@@todorokishoto7623 dont make me come with a kettle
Top 10 anime fights.
@@ImnHazzz try to shortie (҂⌣̀_⌣́)
@@todorokishoto7623 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
Now I want to know how the group therapy is😂
This reminding me of Salem from Rwby when they mentioned making a cult and the immortal one is the leader since Salem immortal and she has a cult of villains ._.
Imagine a lifetime sentence in prison while your immortal- 💀
THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!
You are immortal
That aint work of quirk
You are now buddy-buddy with AFO
this really got me thinking jesus…
yeah like, at first i think you’d be happy, and chill, but, after a repetitive loss and heartbreak you’d just slowly lose your grip on humility, and faith with people, because you won’t trust anyone anymore, because ultimately you’ll be alone at the end.
BUT ANYWAY
we can look at it from the stand point that as soon as you find out you cut ties with everyone, run to a secluded mountain and live your wildest dreams up there, learning how to talk to wildlife and whatnot
WAIT
WHAT ABOUT HAVING KIDS
WHAT IF YOU HAD CHILDREN
YOUD WATCH YOUR OWN KIDS DIE
OR WOULD THEY BECOME IMMORTAL TOO????
If they tried Mina's plan on me I would go absolutely feral. Like, I would destroy everything in the room.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but certainly won't kill you"
The murder sqaud going to therapy lol
Like I say you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
“ all of us are immortal until we did”
- a wise but stupid guy I got this from
I’m done with auto corrects
it's 2:31AM and I haven't slept yet tonight or last night ig- but this is more important
you should do 1 word at a time next
Todo:actually talking selling his organs on the black market in consideration
I'd be someone who lives dangerously, I'll be taking all the dangerous life threatening jobs nobody'll take
Get well mate, also if you can do the one word at a time skit next
I love your Danplan Videos
If I had immortality, I’d just fight my brother. But, at the same time, I honestly can’t imagine the eternal guilt if I actually killed him. I don’t want immortality.
*Me when I hear “being taken to therapy”* : FAWK NAW! STAY DE FAWK AWAY FROM MEH! 😠🔪🗡🔫
I cried at the me fish part. Don't bother my tears stopped.
WAIT WHAT SURGERY ARE U OKAY 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
I'm okay! I had hand surgery, but I'm doing better now 😊
@@bustydumpling ok pls be alive i need your videos and you i love ur videos
“I don’t have any scars from like all the wasp stings or broken bones throughout my life-“
“What about the big @ss one on your face?”
*NOOOOO- 🫖*
Just imagine getting life in prison after being immortal
I love how iida is Hosah XD
Okay so i'm gonna be serious here i need more Danplan skit's it's just too good
Take care of your self ma dude stay safe and healthy
Omg I forgot about danplan, I unsubbed him after the incident. I still see Stephen videos and sometimes I watch the live streams but it all just reminds me of how much I miss Hosuh, I wonder... Does anyone still remember Hosuh?
Meliodas:why do i feel nominated in this video?
Glad your surgery went well bless you
I love these danplan skits 😁