Straight Pride Parade: Marching for the "Oppressed Majority"
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- čas přidán 29. 09. 2019
- On August 31st 2019, Boston reluctantly hosted its first Straight Pride parade. The parade’s organizers aimed to raise awareness about the issues impacting America’s heterosexual community -- the “oppressed majority.” While some view the parade as a joke, others see the Straight Pride movement as a significant threat against the LGBTQ+ community.
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"Mom, Dad, we need to talk.
"What is it, sweetie?"
*_im straight_*
Lmao
straight people being bullied :D
No no no , dad dad we need to talk, I'm straight
Dad and mom thoughts (YES YES YES)
Thank god :
Would be their response..
No one wants an embarrassment they have to raise & have the rest of the family look down on ..😣
I just came here to watch the whole scene with the guy in the shark suit
The guys reply is also good
Bro same
Time stamppp
MLG_LUVERBOY 2:59
Same la
“Is it obviously a joke?”
Ma’am, you are talking to a fucking shark
Ikr
I am officially coming out of the closet to say that I am straight. This is who I was meant to be. Now, more than ever, we can celebrate straightness together as the underappreciated group we are.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
Wdym straightness has been the only thing that was accepted in society longer than bisexual people and gay ones
@@darthzackariusnickthenamethede 1 Cor 6:9 you can't sleep around before marriage or watch pornography or look with lust, sex is only permitted b etween a husband and wife all sexualli immoral will go to hell therefore repent and believe the Gospel for forgiveness of sins
Why is it important to forsake your sins. You are like a man with an expensive Gold Belt. This man fell into the ocean and didn’t take the Gold belt off because he was afraid to lose it so he drowned. The belt are your sins that you don’t want to let go of but it’ll be the death of you. Therefore, forsake your sins and shave faith in God Today.(Jesus)
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Ow, poor underappreciated straight person. I'm tearing up just thinking of your struggles . . .
@@PanAm-dd7qy All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
"Is it obviously a joke?" She asks the dude dressed up like a shark.
"Yes." 🐟🤣
Without hesitation “YES”
yes
Have you seen me? look up left shark
luci fer Yes.
This parade changed my life. I thought everyone was gay and trans. I found straight people like me. It was my great awakening. I came out and I’m loud and straight
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY
@Descending into chaos hope allah forgives you brother
You thought everyone was gay and trans? Sure you did. I deleted the rest of my reply to remain civil. Congrats on your 'awakening'.
@Descending into chaos My inner crusader wants to beat the heavens out of you and my inner christian wants to forgive you
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 God is fiction
What a glorious day to be straight and Christian!
Couldn't agree more!!🎉🎉
You're a lunatic. That's all you are.
Ikr
straight ok bat Sky Daddy Christian???????
what is the purpose of your life?
I love how the lgbt people are yelling f*ck you and flipping them off seems a bit odd seeing as that didn’t happen at the pride one
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363you need to find a fucking life🤣
Theyre the group of "Love & Acceptance"
*they said*
Pretty sure that happens at every pride parade 😅
@@ryneagheilim9782 All sin must be punished that’s how judgement works, a Judge judges you on the bad you do and since everyone has sinned (lied, stolen, sexual immorality, dishonoured parents, had hatred towards other people etc). All humans need to repent and believe in Jesus (God) to go to Heaven or spend eternity paying for your sins in hell.
"Is it a joke?"
"Yes."
Zero hesitation.
And it was the shark dude lol
I can't tell if he's serious
@@annamango6994 But he is serious. It is a parody of the Gay Pride. It's full of bitterness and straight petiness.
@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 the entire point was to see how angry some people would get that's why many of them are wearing costumes and other meme clothing. There are the few that think it's real but the majority of the people there knew it was a meme.
and the peopl on the parade be like: „no... this is Not a joke, this is a real thing“
This is the most 2019 thing I've seen.
Defines the last few years even
What about Greta?
people get upset over anything nowadays
Ah, so true
@NEGUS MBARKA I agree they should have been more serious because is a serious matter but bruh why the hate against the gays , love is love no matter what. There not chumps cause they love somebody. But thats just my opinion.
Dad! ''Dad! I need to tell you something important!''
Dad: ''What is it son?''
''Im straight!''
Dad: ''Im proud..''
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
I already do, and I actively DO things to make up for what Ive sinned for.
asking a grown man in a shark costume wether he's joking is crazy
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
Reporter: “Is it obviously a joke?”
Talking Shark: “yes.”
She walked right into that one
IT'S FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME
@Stewie Griffen dark
Stewie Griffen cmon man that ain’t cool
I think this whole video is a documentary about mental illness. Both sides are mentally ill and Vice just so happens to be the insane asylum doctor.
“Next year, in America, there’s gonna be a hundred straight pride parades”
There’s already hundreds, thousands, actually. They’re called traffic jams.
Haha good one. I guess there are millions of Fourth of July parades because there areAmericans everywhere right?
So gay people don't driving is what you're saying
Can a 5'9 White kid, be a 6'2 african woman ?
Actually I believe the mayor of Boston apologized and said that he regrets letting this happen and it won’t happen again. If I’m wrong please let me know cause I am not positive.
Lmao
Straight parade? This isnt hell
This Is Heaven
Keep cooking brotha!!!
Y e s ! 🍷🗿
Yes
Notice how everyone at straight pride has their pants on.
and not twerking and touching other people
unlike the pastors when they bring the little boys into the back of the church
@@vampir3morgu3joke got old after 2 months jnow its just fucking weird
@@juiciestlemonadeofyoutubeNah made me giggle tho 🌚
Yes.... that must be a Hallmark of being heterosexual....
“Straight Lives Matter. Gay Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Everyone’s life matters. Except for socialists.” -shark man
-Karl Sharx
I mean he aint wrong
If humanity becomes more stupid u will see in the future things as cat lives matter and dogs live mattter.
@@lordbrody6631 It’s a joke but ok
@@lordbrody6631 it's a bloody cesspit
The shark guy: a hero of the people.
A Chad that we never deserved, but needed
Mr serker lol u are a chad u can’t get a girlfriend or a life
@@ahs8089 Attacking people to start something just to have something to do because no one cares about you
Yes, a girlfriend can wait, education is more important. And the life that i have is still in development throughout my young years. But sadly no one can have a life, due to this quarantine that everyone is facing now could i?
Blue I have been depressed ever since I am 6 and currently I am 18 so I don’t give the slightest f about u and I am straight
IM PROUD TO BE STRAIGHT, THIS IS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
If you need to be proud of being straight, then do so. It's only the majority sexual orientation.
@@harrietharlow9929 The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
People who are straight
👇
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
Cope
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Goddammit you are annoying
@@lmdalo480 WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE?
To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
i love how 75% of people are joking and the 25% are genuinely doing it
Yeah ms. Woman over here
"kids come home thinking gay is okay..."
"gay is not okay"
Was just hilarious
@@jogle9013 Yes like wtf is she saying 💀
@@L0u8823 She was telling the truth
@@user-rf7jq7ce2e nah she wasn’t
@@chervoviytuz Yes she was
"Is it obviously a joke?"
She says to the man wearing a shark mascot suit.
I thought this was a complete joke......Until I saw the meme with the person in the pool poring water over their head
I see the point in how someone think it's funny to make a straight parade. But if they would start thinking a bit outside the box, they would see that it's just stupid. It's like men would start a parade about their "opressed" rights. Let's see how the women taking part in this parade, would react, lol.
Rocky Balboa if you’ve every seen a men rights parade you would see how hostile feminists are to them
@@yourbuddy2525 There should be an EQUALITY parade for all. But also you do know that men can be feminist to right?
It is a joke
I wish there were more of these parades.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
gay is haram as allah made only 2 genders not 100
Nah, there're too many parades already.
@@ARealManInTheMakingfacts
@@insertname9736 Everyone’s got struggles of some kind, whether it be financial, health related or sinful addictions that you know is bad but can’t stop it. Ask for Jesus to intervene and help. God will help you overcome, thus giving you a personal encounter, and proving He exists to you. I have received a physical healing mir-acle; Jesus is waiting for you to humble yourself and ask (ask because God listens).
I love the shark guy 😂
WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE?
To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 amen
@@ChloeTheSpook867 Thanks Chloe,You are loved, the best love you feel on earth is drops in the ocen compared to Jesus love for you
She sounded like she was about to cry when she said “The shark from the Katy Perry video is here” lmfao
3:00
It seems to be that she has some history with the shark
s a m lmao
😂
she's mad lefty
The reporter turned into such a snowflake when she talked to the shark guy
you definitely came from that tiktok
I came from Instagram
Caroline Underwood we all did
@@carolineunderwood8669 so you unironically clicked on this video?
Audrey pachuau same
We need more straight pride parades
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 agreed
@@averageF22raptor. Thanks make sure you repent of your sins otherwise you are in danger of Jesus saying "Depart from Me you worker of iniquity"
In one of my visitations to hell, Jesus showed me a person who was a Christian (Jesus said “he was a Christian like you”). But the guy unfortunately started sleeping around (1 cor 6:9). He died middle aged and went to hell forever it was dark but Jesus lit up the area, he asked Jesus for another chance but unfortunately it was too late for him, Pretty said, Repent and ask Jesus to help you with your struggles (James 4:7)
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I will thank you
@@averageF22raptor. Jesus is strict yes but He has a soft spot for love
4:10 "he identify as tryanosors rex " !! 😂😂
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 stop spamming
@@MelancoliaI People underestimate hell, it is bad because it is separation from God. In a vision I was shown a person who claimed to be Christian but started fornication (premarital sex), He died relatively young and went to hell forever (1 Cor 6:9). God’s holiness means He will not coexist with sinners forever therefore Repent (Luke 13:3) and have a relationship with Jesus.
"I think we're slowley becoming the minority, like, there might me more of us but--"
THEN YOU'RE NOT A MINORITY SIS
Right after that she say that it's people sharing her OPINION (and not sexuality) that is becoming a minority :) yeah
"but our BELIEF is becoming the minority" she never said straight people are a minority, use your hear a bit
@Faris Adam agreed
@@SieurGummy doesn't mean that the heteros need a parade
‘Slowly becoming the minority’ not ‘we are the minority’ -10 IQ from you and everyone who thumbed up your retarded comment.
@@SilencedReflex ok lmao
“That’s hilarious. I’m doing it”
I’ll be using this line every now and then... thanks shark man
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
Notice how they are all wearing clothes.
Underrated comment right here
Fr
and the dudes aren't twerking and doing tiktok dances while making out in the middle of no where
Fr
Bring this back to piss off the “pride parade”
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
"... Everyones lives matter except for socialists"
-Shark Guy
*Nazi-style political repression has entered the chat.*
Paris 54 ?
@@paris5410 a God among men
@lel_Ian “it is perfectly fine to put people who don’t agree with my political ideas in concentration camps or just shoot them”.
Could have been Stalin also to be honest. In fact the Communists did persecute the moderate-er socialists.
Communism for ever
“Is it obviously a joke?”
*The guy in a literal shark suit:*
“Yes.”
Have you ever lied, lusted, disrespected parents, stolen, thought bad thoughts, hated someone, sinned sexually (fornication, Adultery …) etc All humans have sinned in thought, word or deed. Therefore, none of us are good and able to get into Heaven and will be justly judged and sent to eternity in Hell! But God out of His love sent his son Jesus (also God in Human flesh) to die on the cross for our sins and rise again from the dead (nobody can do that only God).
Jesus said if you Repent of your sins and put your complete trust in Him for your salvation, you’ll have eternal life, given to you as a gift (this message is not to be ignored; seek God today). Your thoughts?
John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 yo wtf lol
and let's add that he did not show his face....
@@gxseiko5189 SEEMS RANDOM
That is one way to look at it but remember with God nothing is randomly done; He is so loving he is trying to reach you through a CZcams video. Trust me God is not an intruder we all need to hear His words daily. So what’s more relevant your comment or where you will spend eternity? Today is the day of salvation
@metalhead666 GOODNESS OF GOD
God is good. God has blessed us with Great food to eat (kings in the past don’t eat like we do today), shelter, freedoms, fun, medicine, pets to enjoy their company, friends,love,laughter and many more things to enjoy. Everyone right now regardless if a believer or not experiences the common grace of God.
However, when you die you are either with God forever (the goodness of God gets amplified a million times) or separated forever (why should you be separated from everything good). You will miss out on so much if you don’t get into Heaven. Please pass the test of life and choose Jesus today.
1 Cor 2:9 But as it is written: “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, Nor have entered into the heart of man The things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”
That dead pan, “Yes”, got me right in the laugh box. 3:11
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
I like that people just call them nazis just because they are straight
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
"Is it obviously a joke?"
"Yes."
A God among men.
Love how she said that to a guy in a shark costume
If they were gonna troll, they should've made it more explicit, but all the banners and signs prove this was less a "straight pride" event, and moreso an opportunity for bigots to spread their hate and reinforce the very *shame culture* that Gay Pride is intended to destigmatize. They should've been honest and called it "Anti-Gay Pride" or "Homophobic Pride", bc let's not lie to ourselves and not act like this isn't exactly what this whole thing turned out to be. The shark guy saw the intent, but sadly the execution didn't meet that expectation.
YourMajesty143 except for a couple ppl lmao
@@YourMajesty143 Dude your ignorance deteriorates brain cells and your arrogance is blinding. Please stfu 😇🙏
@Jamie. A exactly, unfortunately you will always get a few people who are genuinely arseholes but they don’t speak for everyone
This whole thing feels like a really elaborate joke just to piss off people LMAO
It was
thats the best part lmao
It worked
Which is funny as hell.
Honestly have to be some of the shittiest people to go out of your way to piss people off by making a joke out of their struggle.
@@eee9266 they're whole point was to make people mad, and it worked
Nah, when he said "If you believe that there are more than 2 genders, you should go back to school!" was hilarious. I love how trolling it is but kinda makes sense.
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
STRAIGHT IS FUCKING AWESOME
It definitely is 😊
"I do feel like there was a missed opportunity to have the parade route literally straight" 😂
Funniest thing I've heard all day
That would be impossible in Boston, all of our roads are old cowpaths from the colonial era.
Can’t do that in Boston😂
All of the LGBTQ+ protesters would of blocked the way anyway.
@spencer mariano
what about
“It’s ok I’m used to being at the bottom”
“Open heterosexuals”
What exactly is a closeted straight person? Do those exist?
I bet when I say that im proud being hetero, 10000 of gay will hate me that im a sexist and homophobic. So I habe to keep my mouth shut, otherwise it would be hate speech.
zZMz Șmecheru the vast majority of LGBT people support straight people, you should be proud to be you
@@Urmomisdele we were proud to be us but then you are crying. Look at the Parade.
zZMz Șmecheru feeling proud to be yourself vs hosting a whole ass parade to celebrate your straightness are two different things. Straight people have not faced hate, violence, and discrimination, and death for being straight. Gay people have, and they have the right to celebrate not having to hide anymore and (for the most part, at least in America) not deal with such disgusting treatment. Why is this so hard for you to understand? Seriously?
@@joy5976 my sister also didn't face hate, violence, death and discrimination. So should we stop celebrate her birthday? Your argument is bullshit.
America should have more straight pride parades
"You have one side hurling the same insults they would hear if they were on the other side of the barrier"
That quote sums it up pretty well lol
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
the fact that he said “i’m used to being on the bottom” and no one laughed i-
lmao
Yeah, I bursted out laughing
@@CherryBlossom-xf2jc same
straight people probably don't ever know what that means lmao
I had a little giggle
“Is it obviously a joke?”
She asks to a man dressed as a shark
EXACTLY
So the woman at 5:30 regards it as a joke as well?
Someguy020 look there are always bad people bad cops and bad protesters and just bad people but I don’t see anything wrong with the rally like rare enough but yeah ur right some people are bad
@@someguy0204 huh?
Stolen
4:08 Forget the controversy, look at this dinosaur jumping LOL 😂😂
God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
God is Hope, God is Life Straight for life
i like how it's a 50/50 between people joking and people who are actually doing this unironically
Yep!
Ikr
The people doing it unrionicly have left some braincells behind.
@@coffee4790 says someone with zodiac sign in their name...
as a danganronpa fan i wish y'all pointed out the fact that they are a dr fan that would work a lot better as an insult /j
“Where did your here about this?”
“Facebook.”
As is where all things happen
/pol
The town square of our time.
Hear
Including wars in the 3rd world... Look it up
Does no one understand how to spell anymore?!!! We've entered the peak of technology/electronics simultaneously with the Dark Ages of spelling, grammar and syntax for the English language. Illiteracy prevails.
I love the Shark Dude. Just watched JJ's video and came here 😂
WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE?
To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
We need those in Italy
It’s weird that the shark is the only real person
there was a dinosaur next to the shark when she stopped talking to him lol
I wanna like but it’s at 420.
they were all just a dream...
The rest of the interviewers just seem a little off somehow
The T. rex is a dinosaur of the alt right
That shark had answers for everything. He's a Legend
Should have Asked him the big things, the all knowing shark will answer
He called the parade and LGBTQ a joke. He is one who has not strayed from God.
@@samszarzynski7618 no he didn't call the LGBTQ a joke, only the parade that he's participating in.
@@samszarzynski7618 You have 0 IQ and probably a snowflake
Change my mind.
The way he said facebook so quickly killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I disagree with the woman in 1:05.
It is perfectly ok to be gay (I would know, I am actually lesbian) but it's not ok when the gay person does anything hetero-phobic, bad, etc.
I think everyone should be able to have parades (like straight people should be allowed to!!) but it goes TOO FAR if they expose children to sexual/kinky content (aka some pride parades I've seen in news channels)
I also think straight pride isn't a "threat." It's perfectly fine to be happy with what gender you're attracted to. If lgbt people can have parades, why can't straight people?
It's not ok to be gay cause you will go to hell and suffer
Instead of having parades about sexuality, just do parades about humanity and peace and prosperity.
“It’s not okay to be gay”
*goes to a parade hosted by a gay guy*
*Not hosted*
This proves that this wasn't a "Straight Pride" parade, it was an "Anti-Gay/Homophobic Pride" parade. All these conservatives ever know how to do, is be against something. They're never "for" anything. Even the things they so-called "for" are just reactions to whatever the left is doing. If the left one day decided to be for Sesame Street, these far right extremists would find a way to demonize muppets.
@Vodoo Child - Yes, as opposed to the regular conservative right who aren't extremists and who intended for this to be a fun troll. As someone whose non-partisan, I'd have no issue if this was just a prank. But the far-right extremists had to hijack it and turn it into a bigotry fest. Minding their own business? On a public road? That follows the same route as the original gay parade? C'mon, you really believe they weren't trying to incite a reaction?? Geez, choose an argument. Either they're trolling & intentionally provoking gays OR they're being bigoted but minding their own business. You do see that neither of those are good, right? Trolling is never nice, BUT I'd definitely *prefer* that it was executed with the original intent it was meant to be. Sadly, opportunistic bigots couldn't help but overrun it.
@@YourMajesty143 dude that's pretty gay
*U tried*
They literally have Donald trump dressed up as Donald Duck in one one of the pic how is it not a joke
Uh, i'm sorry, Trump the duck is not a joke, i'm actually going to call the police rn
Star 😂
Bro that entire event looks like a fever dream
1japanfan everywhere
@@stupidstar4265 yes we take trump the duck very seriously around here
Thanku Jesus for these people who appreciate how u made them from birth,❤
If LGBTQ has right to parade...we also have a right to do so...thats Democracy
I've never seen real life twitter bait before
It attracts more fish when it's live.
@Weebs,Gachas,and Furries should all commit die twitter bait: the person
Xd
@Weebs,Gachas,and Furries should all commit die nice user name
@Weebs,Gachas,and Furries should all commit die what are Gachas? (Real question)
Interviewer: “Is it obviously a joke?”
*Guy dressed as shark from Katy Perry video* :”yes”
“Oh my goodness guys, we totally have to make a straight pride month!” 💀💀💀
Straight lives matter! Thankyou Mom and Dad
“He is the dinosaur of the Alt-Right” - The Straight Shark Man
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
It’s weird but it really just feels like a satire of society today
Society at a weird point of the circle fs 😂
I wish it was.
This seems like the something the onion would publish.
You know that show Ridiculousness? That's just an typical Tuesday in the US.
No ni no,the shark guy proves that this parade is legendary
Straight pride person: “It’s a joke”
Gay pride person: “omg so offensive”
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
Ive seen clips of the shark interview, I thought it was a skit lmfao
WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE?
To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
“I do feel like there was a missed opportunity to have the parade route being literally straight”
TheRealDanBond not funny didn’t laugh
Best line in the documentary.
Stuffed hilarious. You’re a shit head dork
Damn funny
TheRealDanBond “women can be funny”
"Everyone's lifes matter except socialists"~ shark from Katy Perry
Shsl Florist it’s true
"lifes" isn't a word so...
The shark spitting fax right there
@@Elnestor1597 lol how?
Max Burns socialist lives don’t matter because they are pushing a harmful economic policy that will cripple an entire nation
Lol the music when that guy starts punching.
😂
how they created the gayest looking straight pride flag is beyond me
U can tell this vice chick doesn’t approve lol
it's just you, bro
Lmao
@@sleepyak4985 one person
SleepyAK there’s always more extreme people in any group that shouldn’t reflect it as a whole.... do I have to bring up Bernie supporters 😂 at lot of communists there lol
Maybe cause she's gay?
"I feel that there was a missed opportunity to have the parade route be straight". Good call with that one. 😂🤣
That was a really missed opportunity to be honest 😁
Straight pride? This was just a super messy joke and some gays are energized. The whole world is straight, hitting almost 8 billion.
When she said that, I started 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 up!!
I was born pansexual and i've always felt like i only liked men but now i can finally come out to my mom that i'm straight 🙏🏽
Is your mom gay?
People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.
Are you joking 😭😭😭
@@marshmallowsaremyrolemodel6406 i thought it was obvious but yeah i was 🥲
@@D_Evelyn_cat thank god 😭im sorry i just know some people that would actually say that
I hope I'm not the only one who came here searching for the shark dude😭
If only Kendall Jenner would show up with a Pepsi...
lol
fuck I would love a pepsi from kendall J. not going to lie
14:04
Save us Kendall.
Being gay is gay
WELL BOIS WE DID IT LGBT IS NO MORE
therealpro198710 as a gay I accept this joke
@@scarlett1982 you're the only good bts member ngl
1,000 subs with no videos? Ty ty
As bisexual, this joke is great
I wish it was no more.
I've been "persecuted" relentlessly for being a woman and for being liberal in the south, but I can say with confidence that I've never, ever been persecuted for being straight. This rally was nothing but a photo shoot for these people
Not gonna lie, I'm here for the guy in the shark suit, lol!
“heterosexuality is not about racism” what’s that supposed to mean
Idk. Ask the leftist that call everything racist.
Homosexuality is not about racism also
Peter Griffin Cause they’re feeling defensive about their own piss poor behavior
House of b e a n s
The Tall One will you buy me a house of beans and when your father turns into a burrito will you take care of me
Milo: “stop taking the bait”
Vice Lady: *proceeds to take bait*
I think they fell for their own bait, imagine driving 20 hours out for a meme, and it isn't even a meme for the christians who legit think they're doing God's work at the parade
@@vitovizzini7351 implying they're all christians
@@dumbviddumpchanneliguess7201 i did not imply this, reread my comment
Vito Vizzini Well then what's the use of the last part of your statement regarding Christians? It seems awfully left-field and rather shoehorny
Song Screw-Arounds he’s talking about people like that woman who said you shouldn’t be gay
4 years and this is still funny XD
"is it obviously a joke?"
she asked to the man in a shark costume
"That's hilarious, I'm doing it" i absolutely love this shark
🦆
Quack
I absolutely love your pfp
@@averageenjoyer7440 😳👉👈
"Gay lives matter, Straight lives matter, everyone's lives matter... except for socialists!" 😂😂😂
I hope Shark Man is living his best life
He have too much IQ to not having an epic life
Yes.
Looks like it to me
Sameeee
The shark guy knows what's up
Oh a biased and snarky VICE piece, what a surprise.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
She went there to be offended. They went there to offend. Everybody gets what they want.
Nah they wanna be victims too
You idiot they didn't go there to offend, they feel offended
they went there to stand up for their beliefs, just like the lbtq community. they weren't getting offended, just mocking the gays without saying they are.
what does it mean?
@@thisistruthschannel one of them literally said "its not okay to be gay"
Shark guy is a mad lad
3:01
3:49
7:09
thank you
Hero
He is a national treasure
I could not help laughing when she was interviewing the 🦈 guy.
Lol you forgot 4:07
I love that Milo is the Grand Marshall!! Love his hat. Hilarious!!!
I need this in California please 😢 I'm sick of Straightphobic here 😡
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
The Defense of straightopia must be set up.
🤡
Is it obviously a joke? *Askes the man in the shark costume*
What if i went outside and said " White lives matter" Which is making fun of the "blm" protest.
@@lolpop300 Is it really though? What if it has nothing to do with the BLM protest. Also then are you suggesting that white lives dont matter?
@@beabadoobeeLUVER First off, I believe every life matters. And it mostly like would have something to do with "Blm". If pandas were dying off from a deadly virus only they could get. And they decided to go outside and protest because they weren't getting the vaccine. SO, a group of brown bears started protesting " brown bears matter" not even a virus they can recieve how do u think the pandas should react? Should they feel offended that they are being mocked.
@@lolpop300 This video is mocking gay lives matter, I agree with that. But not all White lives matter protests are mocking ones because since BLM many white people are being flamed for just being white and not parading for BLM, and don't think I'm a white supremacist because I'm not white and also I think that BLM is an important movement.
@@beabadoobeeLUVER Why are they talking about All Lives Matter after Black Lives Matter exist?
I fucking love how the shark dude didn’t even care if it was serious or not he thought it was just hella funny😂
"And he identifies as aTyranasorus Rex" 😂
I swear this part is so funny 4:08 that I press the backward button a lot of times to listen to his jumps
I mean, I see no problem they want to celebrate their sexuality they have ever right, like gay people. I feel gay people have bashing straight people a lot. And it's not like they were being hateful
The Shark Guy needs to be hired for a comedy show or smth those quick responses were legit so funny 😂
The Shark Guy Show on ABC
To you it’s funny, and at a certain level it is, but some of those responses were fucked up.
@@lilyturnerslgbtqiaart5679 Nah, you’re just like sugar in the rain.
@@lilyturnerslgbtqiaart5679 salty
I think he went to comedy central
Good for him
The shark was probably the one playing the classical music
U can celebrate watever i just like good vibes
I am proud to be a straight and big believer in God.
“is it obviously a joke” she asks the man dressed in a shark
The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)
I'm straight, man it feels great coming out, im going to go show my parents my wife and 3 kids, wish me luck guys I hope they're not straightphobic bigots.
Have you ever lied, lusted sexually, disrespected parents, stolen, thought bad thoughts, hated someone, sinned sexually (fornication, Adultery …) etc All humans have sinned in thought, word or deed. Therefore, none of us are good and able to get into Heaven and will be justly judged and sent to eternity in Hell! But God out of His love sent his son Jesus (also God in Human flesh) to die on the cross for our sins and rise again from the dead (nobody can do that only God).
Jesus said if you Repent of your sins and put your complete trust in Him for your salvation, you’ll have eternal life, given to you as a gift (this message is not to be ignored; seek God today). Your thoughts?
John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
You're not funny
Hey bro, are you alive?
Worst part about it is that "straoghtphobic" people actually exist now. What is this world even anymore. Luckily it's just america like always.
Congratulations bro. You are amazing. Straight is the greatest thing ever. Be proud and we support you. #Straightlivesmatter