The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 360: Theo Von

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  • @Ohyouknowit
    @Ohyouknowit Před 6 lety +287

    “Michael Rappaport? He’s in the senior division.”😄😄😄

  • @crisgarcia286
    @crisgarcia286 Před 6 lety +616

    " You look like a dude who works at Chevron that got stung by bees" lmao.😂

    • @tbomber
      @tbomber Před 6 lety

      just hits the ground sprinting haha

    • @nr.17
      @nr.17 Před 6 lety +22

      Went from Nordstrom rack tire guy to bee stung Chevron dude. Theo is hilarious

    • @ciscogomez4605
      @ciscogomez4605 Před 6 lety +1

      I was dying when that happened!!

    • @dekkerslade8303
      @dekkerslade8303 Před 6 lety +7

      "Tom Barely"

    • @JWitt30
      @JWitt30 Před 6 lety

      Cris G Dude I f'n lost it when he said that shit.

  • @imBooostin
    @imBooostin Před 6 lety +207

    " I have the heart of a lesbian and i'm coming to a city near you" lmao

  • @Culturedtuna1
    @Culturedtuna1 Před 5 lety +180

    "the rat king and the bee sting" lmfao that will be the new name of the show when theo replaces callen.

  • @muddywaters6012
    @muddywaters6012 Před 6 lety +336

    "Where's your glasses at?"

    • @lionsmanexx
      @lionsmanexx Před 3 lety +1

      So funny seeing this now that Brenda wears his glasses

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 6 lety +973

    When Theo is holding that belt over his head, he looks like he just won best in show, possum division.

  • @smokeyplays7183
    @smokeyplays7183 Před 5 lety +79

    "You look like you been stung by bees"29:58 "You look like the Rat King" 31:00........Were a Great Idea was First Born over a Roast/pack session , love these two!! King and The Sting!
    EDIT: 1:01:51 "The Rat King And The Bee Sting" !!!!Gadoooshhh

  • @kiserschaus
    @kiserschaus Před 6 lety +286

    Get theo von on "hot ones" 🔥

  • @highfunq2863
    @highfunq2863 Před 6 lety +425

    im addicted to Theo

  • @jeenyus720
    @jeenyus720 Před 6 lety +247

    My favorite podcast The Beekeeper & The Rat King.

  • @imnotjacob.
    @imnotjacob. Před 6 lety +149

    😅 58:18 "You've almost been beaten into a couple of different ethnicities too from taking all those punches"
    Hahaha Theo is destroying Schuab's ego for us. GUEST OF THE YEAR.

  • @84khoward
    @84khoward Před 6 lety +30

    "Tony Hinchcliffe looks like he's run solely on bone marrow" LOLOL damn Theo

  • @rickystan1069
    @rickystan1069 Před 6 lety +332

    Best guest

    • @travisturner1186
      @travisturner1186 Před 6 lety +3

      MVG

    • @Dezy623
      @Dezy623 Před 6 lety +6

      Ever

    • @sonnydortmund1513
      @sonnydortmund1513 Před 6 lety +1

      Na Rappaport and Sasso are a lot better

    • @Dezy623
      @Dezy623 Před 6 lety +8

      @Sonny they don't even qualify, if you said D'elia that maybe but still Theo won

    • @sonnydortmund1513
      @sonnydortmund1513 Před 6 lety +1

      Dezy XI I’m aware he won and he’s great. IMO Sasso, Rappaport AND D’elia are far better.

  • @notme6793
    @notme6793 Před 6 lety +568

    Theo got that hittah.

    • @dusty616l
      @dusty616l Před 6 lety +23

      its the dark arts man

    • @tavog8150
      @tavog8150 Před 6 lety +19

      Gang gang, onward.

    • @nelsonhicks5402
      @nelsonhicks5402 Před 6 lety +7

      He be getting in there!

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski Před 6 lety

      Yves Massa you're gonna be hooked haha

    • @mugshotmarley
      @mugshotmarley Před 6 lety +1

      Damn, Theo just lobbing them opportunities and conversation strangler schwaub just strikes out.

  • @cheeesonator
    @cheeesonator Před 6 lety +15

    "your finishing move is the anaphylactic shock" LMAO

  • @jamesrobinson5123
    @jamesrobinson5123 Před 3 lety +8

    Let's take a moment to appreciate Theo talking about the two naked people in the Michelangelo painting in the "16th chapel" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zovenom
    @zovenom Před 6 lety +76

    Every time he kept going in on him about the bee's, i was dying!!! You can tell it hurt Brendan a bit. LMAO!

  • @sneakerhead2830
    @sneakerhead2830 Před 6 lety +39

    “Dude what do i wear this with a crown?” 🤣🤣 I’m done

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 Před 6 lety

      Mauricio Quiros He ain't wrong!

  • @mikhailantrovic9230
    @mikhailantrovic9230 Před 6 lety +64

    24:54-25:04 “I could smell the milk, i could smell the skin, i could smell the nipple, i could smell the children, i could smell all the years of my buddy growin up.” -Theo Von 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Heisenberg-dy6sy
    @Heisenberg-dy6sy Před 6 lety +45

    u can tell big brown n theo r friends because when theo riffs hes hilarious n brendan sets him up well...if they had a podcast id be a huge fan

    • @gangstaflamingo
      @gangstaflamingo Před 5 lety +1

      ATXK very underrated comment. Straight facts

    • @cheechwizard2798
      @cheechwizard2798 Před 5 lety +7

      They now have their own podcast buddy if you hadn't already cane across it. King and The Sting it's called.

    • @AdamSmith-de5oh
      @AdamSmith-de5oh Před 5 lety

      It's the king and stinggggg talking about anythhhinnggggg.

    • @philipvalley1914
      @philipvalley1914 Před 3 lety

      And now theo Has moved to Tennessee Rogan moved to Texas and Joey Diaz is BACK IN Jersey. Sheesh 2020 So Wack

  • @eddemania4676
    @eddemania4676 Před 6 lety +102

    Seein Theo with that belt, he would make an amazing wrestler. He’s got a good enough build, good lookin dude, rockin 90s wwf mullet & he’d be killin them promos

    • @tavog8150
      @tavog8150 Před 6 lety +4

      EddE Mania he'd be like a southern tycoon or something

    • @iblamegravity1
      @iblamegravity1 Před 6 lety +3

      EddE Mania We already have Theo as a wrestler . . . . he's called The Miz! Lol

    • @joebrooks9720
      @joebrooks9720 Před 6 lety +1

      EddE Mania he reminds me so much of Jeff hardy in the voice 😂😂

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt Před 6 lety +3

      I fucking hate pro wraslin but if Theo was on? Yo I'd watch him sweep the Rocks leg all day bruh. Von Vs Rousey dog. Gang gang.

    • @chrisherrera228
      @chrisherrera228 Před 6 lety

      iblamegravity1 the miz is gay tho, theo is badass

  • @twrzenski
    @twrzenski Před 6 lety +29

    "Where's the honey, guy?" 😂😂😂

  • @banalityofevil3077
    @banalityofevil3077 Před 6 lety +76

    26:00 Theo “You know that painting Michelangelo did?” Brendan “Yeah in the 16th chapel” lmao 😂 its the Sistine Chapel

  • @cfraley88
    @cfraley88 Před 5 lety +11

    This is the podcast that the king and the sting was conceived on.

  • @supersyaz2871
    @supersyaz2871 Před 6 lety +187

    Hell yeahhhh!!! Guest of the year! Gotta get Theo on here at least once a month.

    • @testmate6681
      @testmate6681 Před 6 lety +1

      that would be way too often tbh. quality > quantity in podcasts

    • @notme6793
      @notme6793 Před 6 lety +1

      Jay Pardoe nahh bruh, Theo is chill.

    • @xcrayonsofchaosx
      @xcrayonsofchaosx Před 6 lety +5

      Jay Pardoe Excuse yourself my dude, This Past Weekend gets two heavy doses of Theo a week and its still not enough

    • @herecomesthecrimsonchin239
      @herecomesthecrimsonchin239 Před 6 lety +1

      Jay Pardoe theres guests like chris d elia im already sick of but theo i could listen to on tfatk once a week he's consistently hilarious

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid Před 6 lety +1

      His studio is literally on the other side of the walk. If it were up to me, Theo would be there on every episode!

  • @markdelik6580
    @markdelik6580 Před 6 lety +78

    Theo is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for having him on again. Dude could spit hilarious childhood stories for years! 4real!

  • @Lynxchillin08
    @Lynxchillin08 Před 6 lety +7

    I've never heard of Twister being described as "bingo with your hands" 😂

  • @erinring3280
    @erinring3280 Před 5 lety +7

    brendan: "the sistine chapel" theo: "yeah the *sixteenth chapel* " LMAO

  • @chulo113
    @chulo113 Před 6 lety +189

    Rottweiler that got his shit together

  • @steveswafen2528
    @steveswafen2528 Před 6 lety +75

    Couldn't click on the notifcation fast enough when I saw Theo Von

  • @BigShaneGillis
    @BigShaneGillis Před 6 lety +47

    25:55 “the sixteenth chapel” lmao it’s Sistine

    • @fraggelz
      @fraggelz Před 6 lety

      J Circ nerd

    • @RichWil
      @RichWil Před 6 lety +4

      Yo Ben get off the Internet and practice your shot, we need you to step it up!

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 Před 5 lety

      Learn how to shoot your 3 bruh get off CZcams... is what I would say is this actually were Ben Simmons

    • @composedbydyc
      @composedbydyc Před 5 lety +3

      What’s hilarious about it was they BOTH simultaneously said and agreed about ‘the 16th chapel’ and just kept going like they were really spittin knowledge 😂😂

    • @jacechrisman8253
      @jacechrisman8253 Před 5 lety +1

      D Dyer that’s the point of the joke lmao

  • @alexandermuller8941
    @alexandermuller8941 Před 6 lety +51

    Make Theo a permanent guest

    • @slickrickdashooter5450
      @slickrickdashooter5450 Před 5 lety +1

      Alexander Muller theo got his own podcast

    • @joeeveryman9412
      @joeeveryman9412 Před 5 lety

      Like andy on conan⚡🐧💥😂🎈🍺🐙⚡🍻

    • @saucybaka4439
      @saucybaka4439 Před 5 lety +2

      You wouldn't be a guest if you are permanent, you would be a member. The key element to guests is that they are *temporary*

  • @BadlyOrganisedGenius
    @BadlyOrganisedGenius Před 6 lety +50

    sixteenth chapel...
    they both agreed on that

  • @dwightbowker7983
    @dwightbowker7983 Před 6 lety +33

    The more I see Theo Von, the more I'm impressed by his developing craft. Congrats champ.

  • @worldscollide2796
    @worldscollide2796 Před 6 lety +12

    Saw Theo-instantly watched

  • @evandasilva5633
    @evandasilva5633 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “8s a strong number, it’s a little snowman” 😭😭

  • @stonedwolf420
    @stonedwolf420 Před 6 lety +209

    Max Ferguson, Mike Payne

    • @alberta4372
      @alberta4372 Před 6 lety +9

      Stoned Wolf tony Holloway

    • @HeavensEchoUWEC
      @HeavensEchoUWEC Před 6 lety +5

      I like how Brendan doesn't even correct him

    • @tijuana_tony
      @tijuana_tony Před 6 lety

      Who is Payne tho🤔

    • @yng.collecta2599
      @yng.collecta2599 Před 6 lety

      Tony Lobato mike perry

    • @tijuana_tony
      @tijuana_tony Před 6 lety

      Young LingoZlinga yeah I just didn't see the pattern max holoway Tony Ferguson mike Perry and payne??

  • @abadabamcyadadya7896
    @abadabamcyadadya7896 Před 6 lety +7

    Theo and Brendan's got some chemistry
    Breo.. Thendan

  • @leorubio6800
    @leorubio6800 Před 6 lety +23

    Omg!!! Been watching pods And all these dudes for a while and never laughed as hard as I did on this episode!!!! Classic!!

  • @choppa988
    @choppa988 Před 6 lety +22

    29:40 For the roast battle.

    • @Zicwidit90
      @Zicwidit90 Před 6 lety

      28:25 or you're missing out on the greatest hairy butthole stories lmao

  • @wombathijs4560
    @wombathijs4560 Před 6 lety +16

    theo is a gift

  • @imnotjacob.
    @imnotjacob. Před 6 lety +23

    52:35 When talking about head trauma "you've probably already had it, you've probably got it built in after whatever happened to you" Hahahaha Theo is a savage joking about Brendan's CTE 😂

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 Před 5 lety +1

      I hope he doesn't actually have CTE. If he does it's fucked to joke about. It's awful and I sympathise with anyone that has it. Hope they get better.

    • @ejdolo
      @ejdolo Před 5 lety +1

      @@TheTaterTotP80 99% of former NFL players have it, some more than others. Brendan played both Football and MMA

  • @thlo4422
    @thlo4422 Před 6 lety +2

    Love how Chin is always lightly laughing in the backround whenever Theo is on

  • @MikeyMuse52
    @MikeyMuse52 Před 6 lety +60

    Theo is the greatest.. I've never seen anyone else give Eddie Bravo such a great interview.

    • @tijuana_tony
      @tijuana_tony Před 6 lety +10

      Mikey MIV he just let Eddie freestyle. He didn't dismiss him or get angry at him like Rogan does

    • @Siahxvii
      @Siahxvii Před 6 lety +1

      Check out bobby lee's little bro Steebee interview Eddie it's SOOOO good.
      czcams.com/video/UPjNnWqTKJc/video.html
      He also has one with Theo.

  • @Sheys73
    @Sheys73 Před 6 lety +12

    1:14
    "you got to pull that sucker closer" - Joe Rogan

  • @codyabel4766
    @codyabel4766 Před 4 lety +2

    30:22 KATS was born!

  • @joedelreal5378
    @joedelreal5378 Před 6 lety +7

    “The Rat King the Bee Sting!” Lol

  • @twrzenski
    @twrzenski Před 6 lety +153

    Gang gang. Time to hear about how hangin' drywall is a gateway drug to doin meth.

    • @dannyamos313
      @dannyamos313 Před 6 lety +1

      Positive Vibes lol did Theo dry wall ?

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski Před 6 lety +7

      It was a reference to, i believe 2 podcasts ago. He said he didn't know a carpenter or someone that hangs drywall that also doesn't do meth haha i dont think he did it lol

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 Před 6 lety +8

      its true as fuck

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt Před 6 lety +2

      Gang.

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt Před 6 lety +2

      Gang.

  • @Lamedvavnik
    @Lamedvavnik Před 6 lety +11

    They should get paulytoon to animate that bit about going to a swingers party in aqua socks and uggs 😂😂

  • @69sins
    @69sins Před 6 lety +8

    Another hit! Theo's laugh is very contagious... No homo. Best guest ever!

  • @nicholasgillispie6367
    @nicholasgillispie6367 Před 6 lety +6

    The bee talk made me cry laughing 😂

  • @Tmac56
    @Tmac56 Před 6 lety +33

    GET IN THERE!

  • @alexmasaltsev4415
    @alexmasaltsev4415 Před 6 lety +73

    THEO FUCKING VON

  • @johnphilo3983
    @johnphilo3983 Před 6 lety +8

    I am at work watching this and the people around me must think im nuts. I have laughed til i cried and that belt is badass

  • @matthewalkman386
    @matthewalkman386 Před 2 lety +2

    "Callens been going downhill bless his heart man... last time I saw him he looked like he just went to an early movie - looked like a senior."

  • @rudymusic2065
    @rudymusic2065 Před 6 lety +68

    Theo never disappoints.

  • @Kakarot_32
    @Kakarot_32 Před 6 lety +37

    “Soy Cocaine”😂

  • @barreldreamz7852
    @barreldreamz7852 Před 6 lety

    these two are so funny together. their connection seems like they've been friends forever and their conversations are so easy flowing and silly unlike a lot of podcast that can seem forced awkward

  • @ISOCZAR
    @ISOCZAR Před 6 lety +1

    1:02:40 "idiot, do the news" Theo just roasts the hell out of him

  • @devindonaldson9407
    @devindonaldson9407 Před 6 lety +51

    Well so much for going to sleep now. Onward...

  • @emailsucks28
    @emailsucks28 Před 6 lety +45

    Wow got me laughing less than 1 minute into the podcast.

    • @ripripley3696
      @ripripley3696 Před 6 lety +1

      Email Sucks a Rottweiler who got his shit together lmao 😂

  • @hazbaska1
    @hazbaska1 Před 5 lety +7

    "You ever go to someone that does hair"
    "Nuh uh"
    "That makes sense!"
    LOL

  • @ebonyfuller9402
    @ebonyfuller9402 Před 2 lety +1

    I've found Theo to be so handsome since seeing him on RR and 21 years later he looks so refined.

  • @businessalchemy963
    @businessalchemy963 Před 6 lety +8

    Theo plus Big Brown = glory, please make a spin off podcast together. Bryan has his own time you did too outside of the TFATK family

    • @mugshotmarley
      @mugshotmarley Před 6 lety

      Heath Werrett I could watch Theo subtly (and obviously) jab at Schwaub all fuckin day! When Schwaub does catch on, the wittiest thing he can think of is "You look like a rat."

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning Před 6 lety +33

    work at a chevron and got stung by some bees?? #andstill

  • @reyalecio3501
    @reyalecio3501 Před 5 lety +7

    “You can’t weigh 9 pounds and compete at heavyweight” -Theo Von

  • @Therileyrileyriley
    @Therileyrileyriley Před 3 lety +2

    2018 - Theo is the only guy with a mullet
    2021 - Everyone has a mullet

    • @dvr2838
      @dvr2838 Před 2 lety

      Thats what i was thinking 😂

  • @hasselbach19
    @hasselbach19 Před 6 lety +4

    Didn't even make it 3 mins in and I was already dying 😂

  • @pread7491
    @pread7491 Před 6 lety +27

    Crying laughing gang gang

  • @Barrystiffneck
    @Barrystiffneck Před 2 lety +1

    I am time traveler and I came back to these good old times

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams9566 Před 5 lety +1

    This is probably one of my top 5 favorite podcasts of all time.

  • @espinozafn
    @espinozafn Před 6 lety +14

    Theo Von, Chris Delia and Will Sasso are the best guest.

    • @jlrockafella
      @jlrockafella Před 6 lety +4

      Richard Espinoza heavyweight division= Sasso. Middleweight division= Deliah. Lightweight division=Von.

    • @nr.17
      @nr.17 Před 6 lety +3

      He is but funny. Sasso's Trump impression from a couple years back on the show was hilarious

    • @conversationstranglersteve9873
      @conversationstranglersteve9873 Před 6 lety +2

      I'd add Bobby lee too

  • @Loufit818
    @Loufit818 Před 6 lety +5

    “He would Gel his whole neck hair down “😂😂

  • @jonhenderson33
    @jonhenderson33 Před 5 lety

    Hard pressed to find a pair with more chemistry than Brendan & Theo. They literally bring out the best in each other. I could listen to a 4 hr special of them just roasting 😂😂😂💯🙏💪☝️❤️

  • @prakulrathnakar
    @prakulrathnakar Před 6 lety +15

    "You sound like a lonely dude on picnic bro" 😂

  • @danson1992
    @danson1992 Před 6 lety +15

    All my homies watching this in prison lmao 🙌

  • @mvdaking
    @mvdaking Před 6 lety +12

    The fighter n the 🐐

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker Před 6 lety +1

    “You ever get people calling saying “You’re the worst comedian ever! Hack!” ... “Oh yeah, me either.” 😂

  • @JAM-ec5gm
    @JAM-ec5gm Před 5 lety +3

    Thanks Theo for showing love for JustKiddingNews & DavidSoComedy! I'm happy you were a guest on their show. The JK fandom (myself included) are so lucky that JK introduced us to you. You are definitely one of my favourite guests because you are mad hilarious! Hope to see you on their show again in the future :)
    Edit: LOL omg, I'm a Vietnamese female and I think you're awesome Theo! We aren't that weird to vibe with haha

  • @bretto3952
    @bretto3952 Před 6 lety +13

    He got that Dad Stick

  • @ohwell808
    @ohwell808 Před 6 lety +21

    THE GOAT

  • @moose1290
    @moose1290 Před 6 lety +1

    This is by far my favorite episode bring theo as much as possible

  • @susansuarez343
    @susansuarez343 Před 3 lety

    My new strange addiction: Theo Vons laugh! But seriously....it makes me so happy to hear his laugh LOL

  • @rickjames420
    @rickjames420 Před 6 lety +5

    3am? Nice to see Chin has his priorities straight. Dispose of the bodies before uploading TFATK.

  • @mcnell311
    @mcnell311 Před 6 lety +8

    “she is definitely losing some gum...yeah”. -theo 😀

  • @taguefrizzell8718
    @taguefrizzell8718 Před 3 lety +1

    “The Rat King and His Brothel of Priuses” is literally one of the funniest things I ever heard

  • @southspade99
    @southspade99 Před 6 lety

    I lost it when Theo said they got jingle bells for his Uncles wrists. That's too off hand funny 🤣😂

  • @db7377
    @db7377 Před 6 lety +11

    Loving this 4K!!

  • @BriianRio
    @BriianRio Před 6 lety +3

    “Look at them forkupines” over there 😂😂

  • @mikehuber8313
    @mikehuber8313 Před rokem

    “Looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like” cmon Theo 😂😂😂

  • @michaelalan6459
    @michaelalan6459 Před 6 lety +1

    These two guys together are my favorite to listen to.

  • @GeeNuh22
    @GeeNuh22 Před 6 lety +5

    🤣🤣🤣I can’t get enough man! Never a good idea to watch in the morning I don’t know how many times I had to take off my mascara an finally use waterproof.. 🤣

    • @stuartbodnar31
      @stuartbodnar31 Před 5 lety

      Thought you were gonna say take of your pants lol

    • @thekingofcolumbus6146
      @thekingofcolumbus6146 Před 5 lety

      Put some of that on your vjay so i don't get you pregnant ... This time

  • @machinegunjo31
    @machinegunjo31 Před 6 lety +5

    Lol Did they just call it the "Sixteenth" Chapel? Hilarious

  • @Felipe-if3de
    @Felipe-if3de Před 11 měsíci

    “You’re drinking Fresca’s bro, what else were you doing”? Lmao 🤣😂

  • @haydenhaddock8542
    @haydenhaddock8542 Před měsícem +1

    Who wants a piece of the CHAMP?!?! 😂

  • @Jones-eq4bs
    @Jones-eq4bs Před 6 lety +3

    Love how respectful Theo is to Chin man, RESPECK!

  • @haganhunter
    @haganhunter Před 6 lety +3

    Straight Up, Theo Von everytime he is on is easily the greatest guest!!

  • @causefx8685
    @causefx8685 Před 6 lety +1

    Everything outta Theo’s mouth is comedy gold, and Brendans chemistry with him is incredible

  • @theoyancey
    @theoyancey Před 6 lety

    Theo is just a naturally funny dude and can just talk about anything and make people laugh

  • @PLuSConvey
    @PLuSConvey Před 6 lety +24

    Gang Gang