This is the dude that survives the most apocalyptic events out of sheer coincidence. Like, I believe that if he were in the purge or something, he'd come back at the very end holding 15 boxes of baking soda, 3 gallons of vinegar, and a giant jug asking everyone why the house was already messy when he hadn't started the "experiment" yet.
Brandon is the funniest CZcamsr ever. Name one other CZcamsr that was knocked to the floor after exploding a watermelon with nothing but rubber bands and a hotdog.
The average room size is 11 to 12 feet, his room is about that size considering it is an apartment, his height is 5"11 - 6ft tall, he was in the front of the room and was launched up to infornt of the door way, this means *HE LITERALLY WENT ACROSS THE ROOM*
Thank you so much KoiFeather! You truly have changed the world and made it into a better place, only god knows what would have happened had you not corrected me.
The fact that the watermelon exploded exactly at the last rubber band out of like, 500 of them, and decided to jump SPECIFICALLY AT HIM shows how much the watermelon hated him
01:39 the way one half pushed him onto the floor while the other half went on to destroy the table and some other fragments messed up the table and stuff was just geat
Yeah but how cold is that? Im in Ontario Canada. It was over 40C yesterday(+104F) but i also know when its 0 or 2C we are out without coats/jumpers up here lol
I feel you, I'm in Aussie as well, and Melbourne, it's weather is messed up, I swear. As long as your alright with quarantine and your healthy and all, then good. Have a nice day fello Australian
i can’t say how many times i’ve replayed the first reaction of it about to explode and then it literally knocking him to the ground 😂😂😂 edit: is your arm bruised?!!?
Is he not going to talk about how that thing *YEETED* into his side
Kami Newman is the way he fell and how everything fell😂
Melodic Play yeag
Oh wow
P
It sniped him
Famous Last Words “That’s the last rubber band I had”
1:37
I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING
I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
excuse me being emo
Famous after words “umm.... oops”
😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
You dont have to congratulate yourself in your own comment because of how many likes you have like everyone else, just do it in your head
1:39 I love the way it flies towards him lmao
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It dies, but not in vain
This is the dude that survives the most apocalyptic events out of sheer coincidence. Like, I believe that if he were in the purge or something, he'd come back at the very end holding 15 boxes of baking soda, 3 gallons of vinegar, and a giant jug asking everyone why the house was already messy when he hadn't started the "experiment" yet.
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I died when the watermelon literally hit him and knocked him off the chair 😂
Same. I keep rewinding and laughing. XD The high pitched OP!!
Thats part of the ceiling that broke too. XD
As apposed to figuratively hit him off the chair?
Same, lmfao 1:34
Supergirl I’m pretty sure it was his blinds
“That’s the last rubber band I had.”
The watermelon: *now it’s time to get funky*
420 likes as of now
This is literally the term I searched to find this video. Iconic quote from a philosopher living in our present.
love you for that
Brandon a actually got hit with the watwrnelon.
OMG WHEN I SAW THAT I LITERALLY STARTING DYING 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love that this feels like you are shooting someone in a FPS game with watermelon bazooka and good camera movement.
This is even funnier years later. It will never stop being funny. I might go as far to say this is the best video I've ever seen in my life 😂
“that was the last rubber band i had!”
watermelon: well in that case...
*skadoosh*
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Yea he was probably gonna make it break tho
Shiki she!!
Lol LMAO ahahahahhhahahha
Why is no one talking about how he killed bob
IKR? I MEAN I HAVE KILLED A COUPLE HUNDRED PEOPLE IN THE WAR BUT NEVER WITH MILK!
Those darn redcoats 😡
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣
But bob is lactose intolerant
Ikr
I mean, Bob was lack toes in taller ants so...
2:09 That was hilarous timing. Brandon just finished the sentence that people dont want to hear him talk and my headphones cut out 😂
My mom’s friend’s child burped the same time as i clicked on the time stamp. The second time i clicked it she burped again. Perfect!
Brandon is the funniest CZcamsr ever. Name one other CZcamsr that was knocked to the floor after exploding a watermelon with nothing but rubber bands and a hotdog.
“kids don’t try this at home unless it looks interesting and you want to “ let’s all give him a round of applause for this
and parents should do this under the supervision of their kids
Angie Scarborough I was just reading you comment when that part came!!!😂
Twix Schaffrath lol 😂
@@alice-pp4ln SAMEEEE
Do you have a nephew or niece name Grant Carter Caroline or Sydney
The amount of chaos in this video is unsurpassed
Mira Braxén haha then you haven’t seen his other videos 😂
and i like it, we all do
The way he just stands there watching the events unfold as the watermelon begins to crack 😂
Watermelon: farts
Farris:huh
Watermelon: EXPLODES
@@Vsevolodbochkov2 what does zelensky have anything to do with this
Bruh you mean it "watermelon: *metal pipe*" 💀
I can't stop laughing after the watermelon knocked him of his chair.
Ikr
I wonder if Gloria watched this & laughed as hard as we did!?! 😂😂😂
Jear Desus your so right🤣🤣
brandon is the glizzy gladiator:)
[Insert TF2 heavy voice] In USA you shoot watermelon, in SOVIET RUSSIA water melon shoots YOU!
The watermelon was so strong that it legit knocked him out his chair LMAO
It was a stando
I AM SRTONG
Watermelon: am I strong yet?
Me:XD
@Ruby Jamil HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It’s falling that got me dead 💀
*casually explodes a watermelon and gallon of milk with a $4000 guitar in the splash zone*
1:36 LOL his reaction to when he heard the pop sound from the watermelon
watermelon yeets him off the chair*.... “uhh... oops”
Emily F 420 likes nice
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Oh my goodlord
Im gonna be honest with you
I have no idea
Brandon “that’s the last rubber band I had”
Watermelon. “360 no scope”
Watermelon: THAT’S RIGHT GET NO SCOPED! GET NO SCOOOOOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Under rated comment
Images taken right before disaster.
I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
I like how this is 3 minutes and enjoyable. Brandon wastes no time talming about his channel or some shit and gets straight to it. Absolutly love it
2:03 dentist appointment 💀💀💀
I can’t believe he just said ummm oops and then laughed after his body went flying
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL IKR
1:38
Aaaaahhh,
TAKE THIS DIO 20 METER EMERALDO SPLASHU
That watermelon shot off like a missile. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
I rewindet tha moment like 30 times
its 0:36 for me and i have to be quiet but i cant 😂
That is me right now
ParadoXal PL same doe
same
0:45 "whenever you do explode, can I have a quarter piece?" Watermelon: I'm feelin extra generous today, you'll get a half piece
Brandon: *dies from watermelon bomb*
Also brandon: *"oops"*
“That’s the last rubber band I- OUUU . 💀💀”It’s funny how yo body went flying that’s why I’m laughing 😭.
I'm crying after reading your comment I had to go back and which him I was to busy wheezing at the watermelon messing him up lmao
“oops”
I wanted to laugh but my mom is sleeping beside me, I'm weepingggg 🤣
My man went flying out of his chair watermelon just launched like a cannon
"I killed Bob. Bob is lactose intolerant" 😂
i love it when jack stauber’s twin brother explodes a melon using hundreds of rubber bands and gets flung across the room after the melon explodes
I haven’t laughed as hard as I did when the watermelon threw him off his chair in months
Samee
Shaylee Lynn SAME LOL
Same bro that was GOLDDD
This is the funniest one because the watermelon doesn’t just explode, it explodes and takes down everything with it.
Yea including HIM XD
The watermelon knew what it was doing. It hit him and the camera 😂
broda is that you
Brandon don't need no "nukes"
"If i dont make it out alive nore shall you"
The fact that he said “Bob was lactose and tolerant” had me DYING 😂
He always makes me smile God bless u brandon 😂❤
“I killed bob, bob was lactose intolerant...”
-Brandon 2020
😂👁👄⛔️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LITERALLY CRY LAUGHED WHEN THE WATERMELON YEETED HIM ACROSS THE ROOM
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂!!xx
Same lmao
Same I started peeing and had to rush to the bathroom 😂😂😂
Same lol
I love this wording 🤣🤣🤣
This is way more chaotic than the meme made it out to be. I love it
I love how Brandon is so calm about these bad things happening
BRANDON JUST GOT MISSILE LAUNCHED
Bro I can’t believe Brandon just gave my comment a cute wittle heart. It made MY heart MELTTTT
The average room size is 11 to 12 feet, his room is about that size considering it is an apartment, his height is 5"11 - 6ft tall, he was in the front of the room and was launched up to infornt of the door way, this means *HE LITERALLY WENT ACROSS THE ROOM*
@@SonGoku-jt6bw 👶👏👏👏👏👏👏
*Nezuko noises*
"That was the last rubber band I had."
Famous last words!
Ive never laughed so hard, I really needed that. I've been pretty down lately so its nice to smile for once
“That’s the last rubber band I have.” The last words he said before he was knocked off his chair-
Rip
Autually it was, “oOh!”
@@emilyvince1077 I think was actually woah or wow but still it was funny how he reacted 😂😂😂
I saw that segment of the video on Facebook and I instantly searched him up
Watermelon: EMERALDO SPLASHUOO
on his grave stone should read:
"that's the last rubber band I had-"
Underrated comment 💀💀💀💀
@@booknessmonster8222 k
@@dorito7753 k
@@Blaxkgaxha k
p e a k
“Bob are ya peeing?” 💀💀💀
"pop's lactose intolerant"
pop litterally snapped in half
Is no one gonna talk about how half watermelon took down us and half of it took down him 😭
Ikr
Everyone's talking about it
Tag team
@Alexis McClure eye
You good?
@Alexis McClure omg take care bro
How to cut the water melon in half
Google: Cut it
Bing:
yahoo: don't
This is how safari does it
ph: put a hole in it
@@hi_im_carson5116 both
@@hi_im_carson5116 Hi_im_brayden !
Bro the way it launches at him and he flies backward is awesome. I turned it into a gif and made it my pfp. So funny XD
My filthy little brain heard everything this man said completely out of context...
"I killed Bob.Bob was lactose intolerant"
This will age like fine wine
I will mark your words in the canals of history
There’s a space between the . and the next word :/
Thank you so much KoiFeather! You truly have changed the world and made it into a better place, only god knows what would have happened had you not corrected me.
@@koifeather8258 bro, no one cares
@@Rei-ze3dj spoken like a man
"Parents do this at home under the supervision of your children" - Oh how the tables have turned
If you've seen the Office, it's "oh well well have the turn-tables......"
how the turns have tabeled
@@graisynmize9960 yas yas yas
When the watermelon knocks him off his chair, it gets me everytime!! 😂😂
Came to check if this dude is alive.
Happy that he is.
“How far along are you darling? You look massive” -Brandon talking to a watermelon 2020
Best 3:00 minutes of my life
Oh good someone else noticed lol
Me: *sees title of the video* Me: *immediately stops everything I’m doing to watch it*
Same 😂
me too😂😂
I waited because I have shit to do (⌐■-■)☕
This man’s land lord needs a raise
1:37 - * fart *
1:38 - huh?
1:39 - * metal pipe falling SFX *
The fact that the watermelon exploded exactly at the last rubber band out of like, 500 of them, and decided to jump SPECIFICALLY AT HIM shows how much the watermelon hated him
Like this is it! I feel my guts exploding and ill make them aim at YOU!
@@qoxgnsuch1997 Blue-1?
It really said "I don't deserve this torture… you're going with me!"
lol... This gotta be my comment with the most likes
Not to mention the staredown before the attack
It knocked him out of his seat and immediately stole the seat
THE WAY THE WATERMELON SHOT BRANDON OFF THE CHAIR I CAN’T-
Like seriously
It literally said "This is my chair"
watermelon: why are you doing this to me?
brandon: we're out of rubber bands
Watermelon: YES, no its time to attack
Ew picrev
😂😂😂😂😂😂 exactly
I love how the bands turned the watermelon into a red oblate spheroid as if the bands perfectly cut the watermelon
I can’t the flinch he had then the watermelon pushing him OUT OF HIS CHAIR had be dying😂
we should set up a gofund me so he can get his carpet cleaned lmfaoooo
www.gofundme.com/f/help-brandon-farris-get-his-carpet-cleaned?+share-flow-1
@@Madz1111 whyy
Because he has so much food and beverages in his carpet?
and for that thing that fell off of something lmao
I was just gonna say... that carpet will be RANK in a few hours!
"It's bustin' out the bottom - it's *also* lactose intolerant"
never been reduced to hysteric tears so fast
"That's the last ruber band I have" - famous last words
“I got watermelon juice in ma eye Auaaaah” 😂😂😂
That was so perfect... half of the watermelon knocked him off the chair, the other half knocked the camera down to see him.
IT WAS GODS WILL
I’m craping my Pants rn!
That was so funny when the watermelon moved him off his chair i can't stop laughing
It was so funny
That was funny the police get him off his chair and the other piece hit the camera so you can see her
I will never understand why Brandon chooses to only make these messes inside
Is there not a public park around, or something? A field? Nuclear bunker with blast shields rated against a watermelon blast?
@@Axius27it doesent matter because it makes it more funny
@@Axius27 I wouldn't want a public park to be muddled with this stuff.
@@Knuctails1 He surely knew that it would be talked about doing this indoors. He's clever while people laughing at him doing this inside.
That's what she said-
I come back to this every now and then to laugh my ass off
The Crack before it exploded killed me 💀💀
Bob Ross' alternate death scene was because of a dude messing around with milk and rubber bands
_art_
shut up
How
Are you everywhere
You're here too huh
I couldn’t stop laughing when the watermelon pushed Brandon out of the chair😂🤣 I kept replaying it😂
I kept replaying it 🤣🤣
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
Same here! I showed my dad and sister this (mom is at work?) And they laughed so hard!
Same! I'm DYING of laughter & my eyes are watering! I can't! I love his reaction; "uhhhhh....... OOPS!" PRICELESS!
Me too!!!!! That needs to be a meme! Someone make it a meme!! 😂😂😂😂😂
**Fart** huh **Metal pipe sfx**
legend says the watermelon would've waited longer if he had more rubber bands
Couldn’t stop laughing when Brandon got half a watermelon to the chest
Haha me either. That part needs to be a giff lol
@@ahtiaran Totally! I flinched so hard when it shot at him. I wonder if he has a bruise. 😂
@@ivylenzaeith9272 there HAS to be a bruise and I want to see it in tomorrows video! 😂
It’s even better slowed down to .25x 🤣🤣🤣
I replayed it so many times in slow motion.
“I killed bob. Bob was lactose intolerant.” 😂😂😂
yes that is so true
1:37 this the kinda shit Joon Gi Han watches on the Geomijul computer when he’s bored
"Fart"
"Huh?"
"Metal pipe falling"
Bottom half of the watermelon: “I must kill him”
Top half: *”I must kill everything else ”*
ikr
He said "what else can I explode ....... ooh milk
F in the chat for recording device
THE NOISE HE MADE AFTER HE SAID “that’s the last rubber band i have” LMFAODAKSKFSJFH I CANT BREATHE
**fart sfx**
"Huh"
**Metol pipe**
Tbh in the memes it looked like bro got really hurt happy to see that it basically didn't affect him at all
IT WENT FLYING TOAWRDS HIM HE WENT FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM THIS BETTER BE IN 2020 REWIND
I KNOW
HONESTLY
This man proves that there is an inverse ratio between the calming nature of a person's voice and the sanity of their actions.
What about Bob Ross?
@@BambinaSaldana Bob Ross is an outlier and should not be counted
@@khora3845 So you're saying he's a Sanity Georg
@@khora3845 Bob Ross was a drill instructor who became a painter. I'd say he wasn't very sane, albeit quite wise.
is his voice especially sane tho
01:39 the way one half pushed him onto the floor while the other half went on to destroy the table and some other fragments messed up the table and stuff was just geat
I DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN IS GENUINELY SO HILARIOUS AKSNKWSNKW
I litterly replayed it over and over when the watermelon broke and flong him across the room. And then the words he says -“ um”
"...oops-"
So nobody’s gonna talk about how half of the watermelon just locked him out the chair 😂😂
I rewached it 5 times
Leah Feazel lmfaoooo girl samee 😂😂
The watermelon went *yeeeeet*
Leah Feazel I’ve seen it like 20 times
It hit him hard i feel like he got a nasty bruise from it
The watermelon was so overpowered that it had me dying when it exploded
Watermelon: *explodes*
Also him: What else can I explode? Milk!
God said “I’m bout to end this mans whole career” * explodes*
No, the watermelon said that. God was laughing away like the rest of us
Actually if anything, the watermelon made his career even funnier
Brandon: “It’s almost to hot to not have water melon”
Me In Australia where it’s almost winter: *slowly freezes under my 6 blankets*
Yeah but how cold is that? Im in Ontario Canada. It was over 40C yesterday(+104F) but i also know when its 0 or 2C we are out without coats/jumpers up here lol
@@amylee3531 fun fact it was hotter in Canada than Texas yesterday 😂😂
Are y'all alright? Did Trudeau melt?? 😂😂
I feel you, I'm in Aussie as well, and Melbourne, it's weather is messed up, I swear. As long as your alright with quarantine and your healthy and all, then good. Have a nice day fello Australian
@@axuali I'm in Darwin it got to 20° today and that's solidly not okay I'd much rather it stay at the normal 30° - 35°
Oof for me it's starting to heat up. Sleeping with the air conditioner on is my new habit. It's almost summer for me. (I live in Ohio btw)
It doesn’t matter how many times I watch this it’s still funny three years later
"fart" "huh" "metal pipe falling sfx"
Brandon: "That's the last rubber band I had"
Watermelon: *Peace was never an option*
THE WATERMELON MADE BRANDON GO ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM JEEZ-
Ponos
Lol
Well it’s ✨T I P I C A L B R A N D O N✨
I know I almost died laughing
well most things do lol
I just had a power surge and seeing this changed my frown into a smile
1:37 explosion watermelon🍉💥
2:50 explosion milk 🥛 💥
i can’t say how many times i’ve replayed the first reaction of it about to explode and then it literally knocking him to the ground 😂😂😂
edit: is your arm bruised?!!?
Where? I dont see anything...
Oh, are you talking about 1:54? I see it now.
@@tiedyerose2794 they're talking about at all, after the attack