Barstool Pizza Review - Zoni's Coal Fired Pizza (Red Bank, NJ)

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  • čas přidán 24. 05. 2021
  • Dave begins his Jersey Shore pizza trip with a remade pie, and My Cousin Vinny insisting he tries another place.
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  • @dougtube9870
    @dougtube9870 Před 3 lety +805

    One bite everybody knows the second pizza was somebody else’s that got swiped.

  • @hazelelcamino7453
    @hazelelcamino7453 Před 3 lety +966

    When Spider said 7.1 you could see Dave considering firing him.

  • @hulivar
    @hulivar Před 3 lety +342

    i love how dave is the most famous pizza guy on earth. shit is hilarious, and he takes it hella serious as he should. A lot of people including myself discovered him through these reviews and not through barstool.

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 Před 2 lety +34

      first time i heard of this guy was when i saw him review a pizza parlor in queens with action bronson. i thought to myself "who is this schmuck?" and now i've watched like 4,000 of these damn videos.

    • @jamessmith4455
      @jamessmith4455 Před rokem +5

      Honestly I don’t even watch sports but I’ve watched a few hundred pizza reviews.

    • @SoAaron_
      @SoAaron_ Před rokem

      I knew about Barstool before I saw these. But I thought this guy was just the pizza review guy, was a while before I found out he founded them

  • @Construct87
    @Construct87 Před 3 lety +65

    "If you can't get in, what's the point of ranking the Pizza" - Dave, man of the people

  • @chakadoo
    @chakadoo Před 3 lety +336

    One bite everyone knows we're all still thinking about either the crackhead or the Hooter's girls from yesterday.

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 Před 3 lety +53

    Dave's ability to hold a slice as it potentially drips and falls apart, yet speak and hold the conversation , then slice in tact .....is next level

  • @ScottMartinD
    @ScottMartinD Před 3 lety +444

    He could spend the rest of his life just reviewing NJ Pizza parlors there's so many.

    • @gonzisonsbc
      @gonzisonsbc Před 3 lety +2

      Dude that's true.

    • @idropcomboz
      @idropcomboz Před 3 lety +18

      He's already done like three reviews in my town. It's Paterson by the way. With one T xD

    • @declanwebster5445
      @declanwebster5445 Před 3 lety +45

      @@idropcomboz u the mayor?

    • @adamgoodell5805
      @adamgoodell5805 Před 3 lety +37

      NJ is indisputably the Pizza state. Yeah, there’s NYC and New Haven, but Jersey has pizza spots loaded from top to bottom.

    • @tony10980
      @tony10980 Před 3 lety +2

      It's like supper clubs in the Midwest

  • @SilverHornet13
    @SilverHornet13 Před 3 lety +66

    Dave getting accosted by Vinny. Jesus, he's got 18 more pizza reviews to get to before the Bruins game. What is this, Disneyland?

  • @JoeJacksonGT3
    @JoeJacksonGT3 Před 3 lety +39

    "Does that say, Pizza???' Ol' Prez...ya man, you just bought a pizza, didn't you?

    • @MaikNL
      @MaikNL Před 3 lety +2

      What a coincidence

  • @themrjones
    @themrjones Před 3 lety +46

    That pizza looks amazing, both of em.
    The border is wide open everybody knows Dave has the pure uncut that doesn't really numb you up and you can eat on all day long.

    • @bryanhartline1696
      @bryanhartline1696 Před 10 měsíci

      The border is indeed wide open but that sadly doesn’t mean the coke has gotten any better

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 Před 3 lety +65

    One vacation shirt, everybody knows he's missing the pink shoes

  • @dhendrix1303
    @dhendrix1303 Před 3 lety +62

    I met my wife in Red Bank. Greatest mistake of my life.

    • @Gutch220
      @Gutch220 Před 3 lety +13

      My ex-girlfriend is from Red Bank, but it turns out she was married to some guy, and cheating on him with me, so I dumped her.

  • @identity911
    @identity911 Před 2 lety +6

    The look on that dudes face when he said "If you can't get in, what's the point of ranking the Pizza"- Love you dave

  • @VettigeVetzak
    @VettigeVetzak Před 3 lety +57

    One neon pizza sign everybody knows Prez had the sniper eyes

  • @WalrusDoom
    @WalrusDoom Před 3 lety +93

    That’s technically in Middletown. Lived there many years. If you’re willing to do a deep dive, hit up my favorite - Guido’s in Eatontown.

    • @2112bobc
      @2112bobc Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, so this place is in Middletown, but is served by Red Bank Post Office. I used to live in Middletown, with an Atlantic Highlands Mailing address and a Red Bank Phone number. You have to be from here to understand.

    • @retsam1721
      @retsam1721 Před 3 lety +4

      @@2112bobc all those towns in that old area, you dont know where one starts and another ends....

    • @kylegroom
      @kylegroom Před 3 lety +4

      When I lived in eatontown, Guidos was my go to pizza place. Right around the corner

    • @bjjbrawler1
      @bjjbrawler1 Před 3 lety +5

      Also Luigi's in Lincroft.. square pie is great. Mr. Pizza Slice in Red Bank, Federico's Tinton Falls..

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 Před 3 lety +1

      Correct it's Middletown with a Red Bank address. Never tried Guido's, I'll have to check it out. Ruffino's in Eatontown is pretty good too. And Rizzo's in Ocean Township is my personal favorite, way better than Zonis.

  • @dhgwiifund9729
    @dhgwiifund9729 Před 3 lety +29

    One Bite, everybody knows we want the hooters girls back.

  • @KG-xt4oq
    @KG-xt4oq Před 3 lety +39

    One Bite on the road immediately after NYC, everyone knows the crackhead from the last review scared the hell out of Dave...

    • @brian6speed
      @brian6speed Před 3 lety +2

      The last time I went to Chicago I had crazy black guy harrassing me saying "Ima kill ya white boy" while pointing his hand at me like it was a pistol. I haven't been back since. I'll stick to suburbs with whites and asians.

    • @nikeguy2
      @nikeguy2 Před 3 lety

      @@brian6speed 😂😂😂

  • @hazyhalfmoon
    @hazyhalfmoon Před 3 lety +563

    Imagine having your whole life’s business being put on the line by a coke fiend who doesn’t even know where he’s at. The manager probably left his son’s baseball game and ran 8 red lights to get there only to get a C+ grade.

    • @brandonmunro1332
      @brandonmunro1332 Před 3 lety +43

      Then judging it on a cold slice

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 Před 3 lety +8

      He knows pizza, though.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 Před 3 lety +9

      Faux Que C’mon anyone who’s eaten that many pizza’s is an expert.

    • @TheTimzu11
      @TheTimzu11 Před 2 lety +50

      Don't attack him because he likes coke. Everyone likes coke. Cmon

    • @jeremyk5414
      @jeremyk5414 Před 2 lety +13

      Definition of a hater

  • @exdemocrat9038
    @exdemocrat9038 Před 3 lety +15

    Thank you Dave for saving hundreds of small businesses around the country.

  • @ArizonaMMJ
    @ArizonaMMJ Před 3 lety +12

    The owner gets completely ignored. lol

  • @muxxor9492
    @muxxor9492 Před 3 lety +37

    Coal fired I would expect more char.

  • @Lousasshol
    @Lousasshol Před 3 lety +88

    Davey in extra good mood after the gum job from meth lady that spit outhis pizza and told him it sucked yesterday

  • @il9621
    @il9621 Před 3 lety +23

    Spyder smoking that kush all day every day, got the memory of an 85 year old with alzheimers

    • @profoundwanderer1441
      @profoundwanderer1441 Před 3 lety

      Haha first thing that came to mind.
      Not even 15 seconds later, he forgets the score.

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 Před 3 lety +38

    The heavies step in at the end, everybody knows the rules.

  • @pask7965
    @pask7965 Před 2 lety +1

    "theyre lying, spider." 😂😂😂😂

  • @theonlydjtopcat
    @theonlydjtopcat Před 3 lety +72

    Dave arguing with real Jersey Italians, everyone knows he better be careful or he's gonna get whacked under the turnpike.

  • @mikimiki195
    @mikimiki195 Před 3 lety +13

    Everybody know Spider can’t operate as good as Frankie 👍🏻

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 Před 3 lety +12

    One tony montana looking t-shirt everybody knows Dave is looking to score some yeyo.

  • @uriel0205
    @uriel0205 Před 3 lety +10

    Facts: “If you can’t get in then what’s the point of rating the pizza”

  • @garybettman7026
    @garybettman7026 Před 3 lety +29

    Wow great review again my friend!!! NJ is up there with NYC when it comes to great pizza!! - Gary.

    • @DzekoVelez
      @DzekoVelez Před 3 lety +15

      hey gary, you know you don't have to type your name after every comment right? I mean we can see your name in your username.

    • @bradlebanon8101
      @bradlebanon8101 Před 3 lety +7

      @@DzekoVelez don't tell my man Gary what to do

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand Před 3 lety +9

      You inspired me to start signing my name after every comment. - Josh.

    • @entourage26
      @entourage26 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Bandstand I also will start signing my name after every comment. -Jag Mehoff

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand Před 3 lety +2

      @@entourage26 That’s the spirit. - Josh.

  • @MikeTheBeastsVideos
    @MikeTheBeastsVideos Před 3 lety +23

    One bite, everyone knows Dave is getting back into "good" pizza reviews.

  • @jhettdolan2647
    @jhettdolan2647 Před 2 lety +3

    Love the guy thinking the pizza is named after him when “my cousin vinnie” is an insanely famous movie. Gotta love new jersey

  • @cumboward
    @cumboward Před 3 lety +8

    One 'Hot and Fresh out the Kitchen', Everybody knows that would have once been met with an R Kelly rendition

  • @phoenixaleks
    @phoenixaleks Před 3 lety +4

    Dave's trying not to get wacked out there haha. Pizza legend!

  • @michaelmunoz1007
    @michaelmunoz1007 Před 3 lety +8

    Who was that other pizza named after again? I missed it the first 18 times that guy said it.....

  • @quarterbackin3262
    @quarterbackin3262 Před 3 lety +3

    Pizza reviews ain’t easy but it’s necessary!

  • @bgoulet
    @bgoulet Před 3 lety +2

    The Bruins at 7:00 lol. They already cleaned up Washington in 5!

  • @chriskoval7008
    @chriskoval7008 Před 3 lety

    love ya ... I drrink too much however you'rre review is spot on thanks for being a man and just giving it... it's due credit...... one of those you don't have to be there to reviiew it type pies..... really love pizza wish I put into it as much as you and vice versa my mild boxing career... good guy Dave ... massive props

  • @jpl1608
    @jpl1608 Před 3 lety +17

    Dave drives a hard bargain when he has a stacked schedule. He seems much nicer when he’s just free flowin his days.

  • @paulff3
    @paulff3 Před 3 lety +8

    Dave, you have 100 million in the bank. You better be in a good mood.

  • @polyboybjj4937
    @polyboybjj4937 Před rokem

    “Does that say pizza?”
    Standing right outside a pizza place 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤣

  • @PATSNATION-bf6uk
    @PATSNATION-bf6uk Před 3 lety +1

    "Mr pizza slice*******" brothers is on west front st. (Great bar pie)

  • @CROPTcircle1
    @CROPTcircle1 Před 3 lety +3

    I smile every time I hear the intro

  • @drugmoneyusa
    @drugmoneyusa Před 3 lety +3

    "Well it's like... if you can't get in, what's the point in ranking your pizza?"

  • @TheCookingGoth
    @TheCookingGoth Před 3 lety +1

    What do you do with all the left over pizza?

  • @scottmichaelsen4696
    @scottmichaelsen4696 Před 3 lety +7

    prez has waited longer for pie, everybody knows Krafts house of pie

  • @MrTiton536
    @MrTiton536 Před 3 lety +2

    One extra pie because I’m still not enough cookie for the bookie everyone knows the rules ! Haha great review

  • @deadcai
    @deadcai Před 3 lety +14

    This guy Vinny had a pizza named after him. Just in case anyone didn't catch it the first 30 times he said it.

  • @crazysteelerfan34
    @crazysteelerfan34 Před 3 lety +3

    You should try enzo’s in oceanport!

  • @tonyb1984
    @tonyb1984 Před 3 lety +5

    One bite everybody knows we miss Uber Debbie

  • @cryptolegend4990
    @cryptolegend4990 Před 3 lety +8

    Portnoys stake in Pizzauni now valued at 400 million and his credit card limits out at 3k

  • @UnableVFR
    @UnableVFR Před 3 lety +4

    "Yeah but their pizzer is phenomenal" 🇮🇹

  • @gregbradshaw7220
    @gregbradshaw7220 Před 3 lety +2

    Was that a Usual Suspects quote when he said “Orca fat”

  • @lnknpkfan912
    @lnknpkfan912 Před 3 lety +4

    Romeo’s in Hazlet next!!!!!

  • @rofyle
    @rofyle Před 3 lety +7

    Rest home pizza. Old people know the rules.

  • @kevinjaquez1200
    @kevinjaquez1200 Před 10 měsíci

    "Orca fat. Too big." 😂😂

  • @crizzonet
    @crizzonet Před 3 lety +41

    These reviews are better with the Hooter’s girls.

    • @andrewt013
      @andrewt013 Před 3 lety +2

      hooter's girls don't do anything you old perv

    • @HSRAVENS
      @HSRAVENS Před 3 lety

      @@andrewt013 They give me something to stare at

    • @tom9764
      @tom9764 Před 3 lety

      @@andrewt013 u gay bruh?

    • @andrewt013
      @andrewt013 Před 3 lety

      @@tom9764 they're attractive but i'm here for a pizza review not some broad that only has her sweater puppies to offer. same reason i'm not going to hooters when i want wings.

  • @modest_mind2526
    @modest_mind2526 Před 3 lety +9

    Red Bank always reminds me of Clerks.

    • @Dub0r
      @Dub0r Před 3 lety +1

      maybe because thats where the jay and silent bob comic book store is

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 Před 3 lety

      Nothing in clerks was filmed or takes place in red Bank.

    • @Dub0r
      @Dub0r Před 3 lety

      @@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 he never said anything about it being filmed there, he said it reminds him of Clerks... and when its in the same area, within 20 mins or so from where Clerks was filmed.

  • @kvilla1221
    @kvilla1221 Před 2 lety

    “…oOoo aHHh cookie”. This guy.

  • @timbermaniac5756
    @timbermaniac5756 Před 3 lety +23

    One illegally parked jeep? Everybody, quit breaking the law!

  • @thomascelentano433
    @thomascelentano433 Před 2 lety

    The high-five after the second review was great.

  • @pensive69
    @pensive69 Před 3 lety +1

    nice to get a replacement pie in the
    time allowed,. i agree a char would have
    been beneficial Dave.

  • @straycat2253
    @straycat2253 Před 3 lety +1

    Ok nice review Dave! 7.7 I can go there!

  • @andyelwell3172
    @andyelwell3172 Před 3 lety

    The first "Alright Spider" review I've seen. Caught me off guard!

  • @BB-dd3eo
    @BB-dd3eo Před 3 lety

    Prez, what hair product do you use?

  • @TheDownloadBoy
    @TheDownloadBoy Před 3 lety +1

    Do they give back the pie after the review? Or they store it for left over ? 18 pizza places! Lol 😂

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla Před 3 lety +3

    I hope he gets to cambiottis in jersey at some point

  • @marclassman311
    @marclassman311 Před 3 lety +1

    Must review Brother’s Pizza in Red Bank.

  • @Hornsfan64
    @Hornsfan64 Před 3 lety +1

    “Does that say pizza?” Trynna win a bet with someone that said he couldn’t read.

  • @Sporacle
    @Sporacle Před rokem +1

    The words "flop", "crisp", and "undercarriage" repeatedly float through my mind, uninvited, from having binged these videos

  • @trevorabn
    @trevorabn Před 3 lety

    "Orca fat" lol

  • @charleyt4965
    @charleyt4965 Před 3 lety +4

    sooo is it Spider or Spyder? or Frankie?

  • @davidlong6699
    @davidlong6699 Před 2 lety +1

    First of all anyone that claims to be a pizza expert would never go into a Pizza Hut and think they were eating pizza. 2nd is that Zoni's is in a section of Middletown that has a Red Bank mailing address. No part of Red Bank. And lastly, I had Zoni's last week for the first time and it was great. One of the best I've had in awhile.

  • @Alessandro-uj9mw
    @Alessandro-uj9mw Před 3 lety +6

    I miss the Hooters girls already :-( They turned out much better guests as I thought they would be and both of them did the reviews actually pretty well.

  • @TheBarbarino28
    @TheBarbarino28 Před 3 lety +3

    Dave you waited for the second Pizza. You do have a Sweet side 🤗

  • @axlovar
    @axlovar Před 3 lety +7

    DUDE! Brothers Pizza in Red Bank has great Bar Pie! and try Palumbos in Holmdel!! All 15 mins away from eachother

  • @jonathanwamboldt6482
    @jonathanwamboldt6482 Před 3 lety +39

    2 sprigs of chest hair and a tony montana shirt . Everyone knows he is high and happy

    • @dannyrbailey
      @dannyrbailey Před 3 lety +2

      Zooted at zonis everybody knows the rules

    • @gregpst77
      @gregpst77 Před 3 lety

      Pizza places have to be prepared for Prez... 1st impression 🌹

  • @Conservativesof2024
    @Conservativesof2024 Před 3 lety

    What do you do with the remainder of the pie?

    • @Stylin_Moses
      @Stylin_Moses Před 3 lety +3

      He gives it to his employees at his office

  • @ToiletBowlFoodReview
    @ToiletBowlFoodReview Před 3 lety

    I enjoyed the video! Well done! Thanks for sharing!
    Yeah that's right I do food reviews while on the toilet.
    My brother does his foody fashion show on my channel also.
    He wears songs now.

  • @olaoluwaafolayan6554
    @olaoluwaafolayan6554 Před 3 lety

    You should’ve had Kevin Smith as your guest on this episode since you were in his hometown lol

  • @kevcole3333
    @kevcole3333 Před 3 lety +1

    Yer 7 miles from the beach. Grew up in Red Bank. Go to Zachary's in west long branch. Watch the game there.

  • @natedawg865
    @natedawg865 Před 3 lety

    I love this guy

  • @FredYounan
    @FredYounan Před 3 lety +1

    Who's president? MY PRESIDENT.

  • @mrscottanderson1
    @mrscottanderson1 Před 3 lety

    Come to Maine, I can recommend 4 top shelf pizza places that you would love just in southern Maine alone.

  • @megaman7551
    @megaman7551 Před 3 lety +2

    Haha I always feel nervous for the restaurant owners and hope he likes the pizza

  • @daveschif348
    @daveschif348 Před 2 lety

    Dave...I'm going to make an offer you can't refuse.

  • @salsamixezy0018
    @salsamixezy0018 Před 3 lety

    Hey bro..been looking at your videos for a few days and i didnt see circle pizza at parkchester in the bronx..they are really good..ive been eating there for years..come thru if your in the bronx..

  • @chriskolb3105
    @chriskolb3105 Před 3 lety +3

    I’ve never lived in Jersey before but if I had to pick a place there it would be Redbank.

    • @Krayzie718
      @Krayzie718 Před 3 lety

      Most of Jersey is similar to Red Bank. I live in the state

    • @gabetedino2879
      @gabetedino2879 Před 3 lety

      @@Krayzie718 Red Bank is very nice.Some good bars /restaurants on river....very clean

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 Před 3 lety

      It's a good place to hang out but not necessarily the best place to live. The surrounding towns are better and more upscale for living, but red Bank is the hub where all the action is.

    • @shawngregory1429
      @shawngregory1429 Před 2 lety

      Red Bank is nice, but neighboring Fair Haven, Rumson and Little Silver are nicer

  • @tanyawhitlock737
    @tanyawhitlock737 Před 3 lety

    “ooooo ahhh cookie”

  • @chuckscherer951
    @chuckscherer951 Před 5 měsíci

    Zonis slogan should be "Unless your famous, your not getting our best" !

  • @atrain132
    @atrain132 Před 3 lety +13

    One bite, everybody knows no offense to spider, we miss frankie.

    • @Bergerac82
      @Bergerac82 Před 3 lety +2

      Fuck that. Maximum offense to Spider. He may not have Frankie's easy charm or pizza chops, but he could make a goddamn effort.
      Can't zoom in when it's obviously needed, can't remember a score. Dude's a clown.

  • @ronaldyeater3322
    @ronaldyeater3322 Před 4 měsíci

    I finally got there, was actually at my nephew's game, ate whole thing, had to get another, and the everything pizza was cold when got to brothers house lol.

  • @AvEnGeD7X238
    @AvEnGeD7X238 Před 3 lety

    The little league baseball reference is spot on

  • @dylanflo9168
    @dylanflo9168 Před 3 lety +2

    Dam it Dave! Lost $100 on guessing 7.6
    Whatever homie thanks for being born.

    • @dylanflo9168
      @dylanflo9168 Před 3 lety +1

      Dave bring that silly sass wanna be gold fish chain floppy ass to Nebraska.

  • @billdavies7243
    @billdavies7243 Před 3 lety +1

    Everyone knows one cookie that's not getting the nookie

  • @crabbygolfer4714
    @crabbygolfer4714 Před 3 lety +2

    A guy named Vinny pushing the Pizza Parlor across the street in front of the owner claiming he has a pizza named after him. How can coal fired not be we'll done and borderline burnt

  • @Phil_Melone
    @Phil_Melone Před 2 lety

    Try Naples pizza Little Egg Harbor NJ (ocean county) next to the acme grocery store

  • @IS-uh5yj
    @IS-uh5yj Před 2 lety

    Summer time pie!!

  • @josephjuventus6332
    @josephjuventus6332 Před 3 lety

    You gotta go to Esposito's in matawan nj

  • @chrls83
    @chrls83 Před 3 lety +3

    Both Pizzas look good to me.