The Simpsons - Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?

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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2020
  • It even has turn signals! There's definitely a BMW joke in there
    From Season 8 Episode 3 - The Homer They Fall
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 178

  • @kevinneutzling8267
    @kevinneutzling8267 Před 4 lety +574

    I used to wonder why comic book guy didn’t just sell it in his store. Then I realized he’d probably find it beneath him to sell the belt out of its original packaging.

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 Před 4 lety +9

      He already opened it from its original packaging

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo Před 4 lety +39

      No! It's no longer a collectible!

    • @supercooled
      @supercooled Před 4 lety +5

      It probably has meat sweat stains on it.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 Před 4 lety +5

      That's a keen observation.

    • @KingOfElectricNinjas
      @KingOfElectricNinjas Před 4 lety +3

      It probably didn't come with any.

  • @RilesMacca
    @RilesMacca Před 4 lety +120

    I love how the belt almost fits comic book guys waist, then it fits around barts waist perfectly

  • @nobody-tj1mv
    @nobody-tj1mv Před 4 lety +176

    This is one of those episodes that you started watching and don't know where is it going to, and then remember "oh is THAT episode"…

    • @respectedgentleman4322
      @respectedgentleman4322 Před 4 lety +8

      🥊🥊

    • @Mayeur000Donz
      @Mayeur000Donz Před 4 lety +35

      Yeah even as a kid I noticed there was a trend of Simpsons' episodes where the first 5-ish minutes would have absolutely nothing to do with the episode's eventual premise.

    • @patrickcummins79
      @patrickcummins79 Před 4 lety +4

      Yup.. It was odd when I first noticed that as a kid/young tween.. I felt I had cracked the code of the simpsons.

  • @zerowing6031
    @zerowing6031 Před 4 lety +203

    I had a friend in high school who was missing a belt for a week and was inspired by this episode to wear an extension cord instead. The funny thing was nobody ever noticed until he showed me on Friday.

    • @Caledon91
      @Caledon91 Před 4 lety +27

      Thankfully no one ragged on his cord.

    • @karsonkevin2
      @karsonkevin2 Před 4 lety +6

      Shoelace is the easiest replacement belt. I've used one when travelling when I forget to pack a belt.

    • @thatfunkyduck
      @thatfunkyduck Před 4 lety +6

      You had a friend in high school?

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa Před rokem +1

      Was he disappointed or paranoid waiting for someone to notice?

    • @bmsuperstar1
      @bmsuperstar1 Před 8 měsíci

      Wow, your friend was probably very popular, and a devil with the ladies.

  • @tylerp3327
    @tylerp3327 Před 4 lety +51

    The way Comic Book Guy was gonna try to make some sort of comeback twice but just accepts defeat lmfao

  • @kenterminateddq5311
    @kenterminateddq5311 Před 4 lety +560

    Am I the only one who feels thrilled when The Comic Book Guy finally gets insulted by someone at his own game? :)

    • @Gearoidmcnaught
      @Gearoidmcnaught Před 4 lety +30

      I know right he totally got owned.

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Gearoidmcnaught I love Hank Azaria (the voice of CBG).
      His fat college roommate must have been a real a-hole.

    • @Gearoidmcnaught
      @Gearoidmcnaught Před 4 lety +1

      KenTerminatedbyGoogle Really, didn’t know that one but it’s good to know.

    • @desmondciauri4616
      @desmondciauri4616 Před 4 lety

      I think he is gay

    • @Gearoidmcnaught
      @Gearoidmcnaught Před 4 lety +3

      Desmond Ciauri No he’s not but he does have a cousin named Comic Book Gay and second of all Comic Book Guy married.

  • @megamaniscoolrightguys2749
    @megamaniscoolrightguys2749 Před 4 lety +465

    I've always felt that Homer's personality in the first few minutes in the mall were somewhat of a foreshadowing of the infamously hated "jerkass Homer" introduced in the following season. Just look at the way he doesn't care he's hurting Marge, and the odd reason for wanting that ugly jacket.

    • @RainCloudVideos
      @RainCloudVideos Před 4 lety +124

      It’s called flanderization.
      Over time as writers ran out of ideas some simpsons characters personality slowly turned in to their wacky characteristics. Ex: Flanders went from a do gooder family man in the early seasons who was also religious to being a complete religious nut in the new seasons.
      Homer went from being a relatable determined father and husband who could be dumb and act like a jerk but you could tell really cared for his family, to being a complete retard who treats his family like dogshit.

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 Před 4 lety +76

      @@RainCloudVideos "a complete retard who treats his family like dogshit" ........so in other words, Homer turned into Peter Griffin?!

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 Před 4 lety +21

      @@Gojiro7 bingo!

    • @NoRestForTheWeary
      @NoRestForTheWeary Před 4 lety +40

      @@Gojiro7 And the rest of the show followed suite. It went from well written stories full of heart and humor (filled with subtle homages to other works), to blatantly trying to cram in as many pop culture references in your face as possible for cheap laughs.

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 Před 4 lety +17

      nah the unfortunate end result of storyline exhaustion: the characters gravitate to their extreme features so as to compensate for the paucity of novel plots and interactions, yielding hollow, stale, and artificial constructions. The extremities of this form of jumping the shark are seen in unusual concentration in the Simpsons due to the show’s longevity- most others get canned long before they roll out 15 extra seasons of tripe.

  • @Kas58223
    @Kas58223 Před 4 lety +81

    The rarest times comic book guy didn’t have a comeback

    • @Kas58223
      @Kas58223 Před 4 lety

      SgtBaker16 what was the first time he didn’t hand comeback

  • @ConordeSmith
    @ConordeSmith Před 4 lety +57

    He's turning left!

  • @fattony9227
    @fattony9227 Před 3 lety +21

    CBG: I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.
    Raphael: I see. Do you have a receipt quote-unquote sir?
    Best comeback EVER!

  • @maxhoughtonmusic
    @maxhoughtonmusic Před 4 lety +20

    Old Simpsons is so quotable "aaaaand it even has turn signals"

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat Před 4 lety +3

      Hey, I'll trade you old Simpsons for my new Simpsons

    • @matthewfinger2381
      @matthewfinger2381 Před 4 lety +3

      @@SonofTiamat Well, not really... Because yours is just a group of lousy passionless writers

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 Před rokem

      It also has a radon/lie detector, lol.

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@matthewfinger2381hey dude. He's ragging on your simpsons

  • @thebluefus
    @thebluefus Před 4 lety +23

    Such a sad ending to this masterpiece

  • @AEtrane
    @AEtrane Před 4 lety +34

    "It's a tactical pants retaining system" Simpson's was mall ninja-ing before mall ninjas even existed.

  • @MrBannystar
    @MrBannystar Před 4 lety +18

    0:13 All of the display tables are shaped like TARDIS consoles. Thanks for the constant Doctor Who references, Matt Groening! They meant a lot to me when I grew up watching the Simpsons before Doctor Who is as popular as it is now!

  • @jammesdean
    @jammesdean Před 4 lety +39

    I love how the sign just falls out of the frame at 2:29

  • @GooseGumlizzard
    @GooseGumlizzard Před 3 lety +2

    Love that guy's voice and how sassy he is lmao.

  • @thompompey32
    @thompompey32 Před 4 lety +114

    If only GBG had some sort of way to sell the belt for a profit. Maybe in some sort of store...

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 Před 4 lety +39

      You mean like a novelty store that caters to fans of sci-fi and fantasy? I don't know where he would find such a store.

    • @Joe-ft4qm
      @Joe-ft4qm Před 4 lety +79

      that would be highly illogical, as the average customer in such a store would have no use for a medium-sized belt

    • @fterimage
      @fterimage Před 4 lety +40

      @@Joe-ft4qm whoa, a contextually adjusted simpsons quote, you must be a devil with the ladies ;D

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 Před 4 lety +15

      Gomig Boog Guy?

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 Před 4 lety +28

      @@fterimage I- well- it- ugh... I shall return to Reddit, where I dispense the insults, rather than absorb them.

  • @danielr3522
    @danielr3522 Před 4 lety +2

    'Tactical pants-retaining system' - aw man that's just too good :D

  • @incarnateTheGreat
    @incarnateTheGreat Před 4 lety +5

    NO. RUNNING.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 Před 4 lety

      Janey cracks me up. Wish we got to see more of her, but no! Pamela likes to keep a low profile with Milhouse episodes.

  • @OnlySaints92
    @OnlySaints92 Před 4 lety +2

    Why does the sound the simpsons make when they walk together make me feel so good inside

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 Před 4 lety +2

    Comic book guys sigh is beyond perfect

  • @WilliamStoneContentZone
    @WilliamStoneContentZone Před 4 lety +8

    Damn Bart had a Versace belt

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 Před 4 lety +6

    You must be a *devil* with the ladies 😂😂

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat Před 3 lety +1

      I am a devil with quote-unquote ladies.

    • @LookAlikeFilm
      @LookAlikeFilm Před rokem

      Ladies in the Sears catalog, just like Moe.

  • @rikosaikawa9024
    @rikosaikawa9024 Před 4 lety +21

    Oh wow I just remembered wearing an extension cord as a belt for a few weeks back in middle school

    • @soko4710
      @soko4710 Před 4 lety +3

      cool kyou shinsha is a paedophile

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc Před 4 lety +2

      What

  • @juliusquasar1565
    @juliusquasar1565 Před 4 lety +3

    The fact that the belt did so poorly to aid Bart against the bullies, should have been a sign to them that the belt wasn’t worth taking from Bart. But by then they simply beat him up and robbed him for the sake of assault and robbery. Hell, he could have just GIVEN it up willingly and ask “so who gets this?” and let the three of them fight over it.

  • @taylorterror4965
    @taylorterror4965 Před 4 lety +2

    Miscellaneous etcetera. Golden.

  • @iryaniedit2317
    @iryaniedit2317 Před 4 lety +39

    Don't know about you but if Comic Book Guy was a real dude I'd be a regular customer to his store

    • @TB4000
      @TB4000 Před 4 lety +26

      He exists and it's not as fun as it sounds

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 Před 4 lety +8

      I’m a librarian so I know a LOT of guys like him. I actually knew a guy that looked exactly like him.

    • @hdihiiehei
      @hdihiiehei Před 4 lety

      I want to meeT an irl version of him

    • @BelmontClan
      @BelmontClan Před 4 lety +1

      Anthony Ramsey actually I’ve met several a overweight black guy named Reggie was one of them, he lived with his sister and would always be at the library or on the bus, he would also always be asking for money but he gets a disability check.
      The city I used to live in had two comic book stores he would show up at them to get the free comics.
      And he carried around a backpack full of books and comics, he was great for conversation but his always asking for money gave a bum impression of him.

  • @hithere8753
    @hithere8753 Před 4 lety +10

    Hey dude he's ragging on your chord. 😂

  • @Mechadondada
    @Mechadondada Před 4 lety +4

    The commercial for this Simpsons clip about belts was for military grade belts.

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl Před 4 lety +3

    Bart should have used the matches.

  • @dusty7191
    @dusty7191 Před rokem

    I love how I can remember a funny scene and think nah it won't be on CZcams then easily find it

  • @Toanly1990
    @Toanly1990 Před 4 lety +9

    Omg I am going to start using that against entitled clients

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 Před 4 lety +2

      Toanly1990 I did that against entitled customers. Got me fired, but it was damn well worth it.

  • @tinclunge1234
    @tinclunge1234 Před 4 lety +2

    How random is it, Janie, “no running”!

  • @retluoc
    @retluoc Před 4 lety +8

    In Okinawa, "belt" means "no need rope hold up pants". (I still can't believe that movie is now over 35 years old)

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 Před 4 lety

      "That movie"?

    • @RealCoolGuy
      @RealCoolGuy Před 4 lety +2

      @@julymagnus493 Classic line from Mr. Miyagi: czcams.com/video/cm3ikyMzMlA/video.html

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc Před 4 lety +1

      Original Karate Kid 😁

  • @Atan-ik5lg
    @Atan-ik5lg Před 4 lety +1

    0:21 Me questioning people with Apple airpods
    0:35 Apple airpod users

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 Před 8 měsíci

    Holy shirts. Who invented that belt, the swiz army?

  • @derewreck
    @derewreck Před 4 lety +2

    1:40 Sphygomanometer

    • @pluckyduck11y
      @pluckyduck11y Před 4 lety

      Thank you. Seen this episode countless times, my familiarity with it reaching back decades, and never knew what the hell this was until just now.

    • @derewreck
      @derewreck Před 4 lety

      @@pluckyduck11y lol its a blood pressure cuff

  • @DarkKnightTrinity
    @DarkKnightTrinity Před 4 lety +8

    You know Bart gets beat up a lot through the Simpsons. Pretty hardcore for the 90s.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 Před 4 lety +3

      He got hit by a car in one episode.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat Před 4 lety +1

      @@qty1315 Pfft, that's nothing. Sideshow Bob tried to murder him with a machete

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 Před 4 lety

      @@SonofTiamat Key word being 'tried'.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat Před 4 lety

      @@qty1315 Still pretty hard core though

  • @SealAngel
    @SealAngel Před 4 lety

    Tactical Pants Retaining System.

  • @RichardTaylor1800
    @RichardTaylor1800 Před 4 lety +1

    Bart's kind of a tragic character. Poor guy gets bullied all the time, his best friend is a sycophantic nerd in love with his sister, and he acts like a hoodlum just to get attention from his family.

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi Před 4 lety +3

    CBG: has a store to sell nerdy things at high prices
    CBG: takes $20 for a higher valued belt on the spot because where else would he get rid of it?

    • @otisdriftw0od_589
      @otisdriftw0od_589 Před 4 lety +1

      It was 4 dollars. Dumb ass

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages Před 4 lety

      He sold it for 4 bucks you dumb piece of shit

    • @ddddd9665
      @ddddd9665 Před 4 lety

      He was adjusting for inflation you stupid fucks.

  • @lenawagenfuehr53
    @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 4 lety +1

    The way Homer treats Marge at the start is how merchandisers treat potential customers - not listening to you and literally strong-arming you into things!

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Před 4 lety

      Yeah dont ask questions just consume product

    • @tempestfennac9687
      @tempestfennac9687 Před 4 lety

      No they don't. Customers love being told what they should buy. :P

  • @salg23
    @salg23 Před rokem +1

    2:35 in the Spanish translation the bullies reply “now we’re gonna give you your police”, which means something like “we’ll beat the hell out of you” 😂

  • @martincraw7698
    @martincraw7698 Před 4 lety +17

    Homer: Wow, the worlds best jacket. If I had that I’d show everybody. (Talks angrily) Show everybody!

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Před 4 lety +1

      @Anthony Ramsey Woah Woah a sarcastic CZcams user, You must be a devil with the ladies

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. Před 4 lety +3

    I do like comic book guy but he got owned😁

  • @B1az1ngSuN
    @B1az1ngSuN Před 4 lety

    dude at the counter has always been a savage lol

    • @fattony9227
      @fattony9227 Před 3 lety

      He really owned CBG. I think his name is Raphael.

  • @ROMANEMPIRE69
    @ROMANEMPIRE69 Před 4 lety

    Hate to let you down Casanova. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lw28
    @lw28 Před 4 lety +1

    Bart is dummy thick in the head.

  • @matthewfermin8893
    @matthewfermin8893 Před 4 lety +1

    "Woah, Woah! A fat, sarcastic Star Trek Fan. You must be a devil with the ladies."
    Why are they attacking Mike like this?

  • @accountnamewithheld
    @accountnamewithheld Před 3 lety

    SPHYGMOMANOMETER

  • @Ferromexfan4081
    @Ferromexfan4081 Před 4 lety +1

    0:34 where the action starts

  • @LordDavid04
    @LordDavid04 Před rokem

    You know, Bart could have done more evasive action when he launched that "parachute" message.

  • @rileycoyote4924
    @rileycoyote4924 Před 4 lety +1

    0:29 American consumers in a nutshell.

  • @KairuHakubi
    @KairuHakubi Před měsícem

    That guy's pretty smug for a bald, sarcastic Charles Bronson wannabe.

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 Před rokem +1

    I never get why people say "quote-unquote blahblah" rather than "quote blahblah unquote".
    To me it comes across like ""this and not like "this".

  • @benoliver8152
    @benoliver8152 Před 4 lety +1

    😮 😮 😮 wow 😮 😮 😮

  • @Constitution1789
    @Constitution1789 Před rokem

    Poor Bart. He's cute with his belt.

  • @144avery
    @144avery Před 4 lety +10

    Toothbrushes are starting to look like that now though...

    • @jace.r
      @jace.r Před 4 lety +1

      The fuck kinda toothbrush you using?

  • @robbiemackay6736
    @robbiemackay6736 Před 11 měsíci +1

    0:47

  • @dirtydan7574
    @dirtydan7574 Před 4 lety

    1:18 hauauaua

  • @Ihatethewaythatyou
    @Ihatethewaythatyou Před rokem

    Hello, chief wiggum I just witnessed a murder.
    He was wrong for torching comic book guy how he did but guess it's that karma.

  • @robbiemackay6736
    @robbiemackay6736 Před 11 měsíci +1

    1:15 i’ll give you four bucks for it

  • @abirdkilledmeh
    @abirdkilledmeh Před 4 lety +1

    If that belt is a medium and it fits Bart, a 10 year old, why on earth would Comic book guy think it would fit him?

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight Před 4 lety +4

      He didn't think that. He won it as a prize, he didn't select the size itself.

  • @stevelovessialetsdance5966

    No receipt no reason return an electric nostrils trimmer 😀😁

  • @Dafoodmaster
    @Dafoodmaster Před 4 lety +1

    you know, as a fat sincere star trek fan, i quite wonder which one of us does better with women

  • @spikedpsycho2383
    @spikedpsycho2383 Před 2 lety

    Why nott sell it at Androids dungeon

  • @MrGab250
    @MrGab250 Před 4 lety

    CALL THE POLICE !

  • @chileanguyfleegman1908

    who said blinkers were Useless?

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Před 4 lety +3

    Why was CBG trying to return an item he won for free?

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages Před 4 lety +4

      An old trick he picked up from his own customers

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight Před 4 lety

      So he could use the money for something else. Money is more useful to him than a belt that doesn't fit him.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Před 4 lety +1

      @@FortoFight He could have just sold it on his store though

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 Před 4 lety

      @@FortoFight Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Před 4 lety +1

    Sure Marge have a lot of emotional problems.
    She reject that on the others.

  • @liamnaruto
    @liamnaruto Před 4 lety

    Raphael is sarcastic guy name

  • @merickbrother2122
    @merickbrother2122 Před 4 lety +2

    I too wish to find the point where the show became very un good.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend Před 4 lety

      There wasn't a single point. It just slowly declined after season 6.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Před 4 lety

      @Stephen Vojta There were still good episodes after that though, if anything there were signs.
      For latín América at least that point was when they changed the ENTIRE CAST of the dub for a shitty one (YES thats something that happens very often with our dubs)

    • @DecepTurkon
      @DecepTurkon Před 4 lety

      I do believe after season 10 it started to slightly falling down.... Homer Got more stupid Lisa more unbearable and so.... S11... S12...

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU Před 4 lety

    ah yes, assault is funny, because he's just a kid getting beaten up by other kids... perfectly legal and fine /sarcasm
    This isn't funny, it's just sad.

    • @Rejoice.
      @Rejoice. Před 4 lety +1

      Settle down, I see you are subbed to many edge lords, quit pretending to be offended.

  • @vineethonkan
    @vineethonkan Před 4 lety

    ...as one who grew up watching this show, I call bullshit on the animation. When bart runs from the bullies he is on the right side hiding behind a bend in the wall, while the bullies are on the left side. When they hear the 'help' call, they are in front of bart. How is that possible?

  • @rubik1771
    @rubik1771 Před 4 lety +1

    That comic book nerd scene felt too real now that I am an adult...and I have a gf.