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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2020
- Today I peer into the single brain cell my CZcams comment section has
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POINTCROW
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#challenge #CZcams #comments - Hry
Your comment challenges are bad and you should feel bad
no
Epic
Awesome vid man love it
Hi
I know
What are you talking about I'm so hyped for ladle percent
Imagine if crow actually posted the run to speedrun.com and someone else beat it
Renegadex2o3 I know smallant1 might do it
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With ya.
It could be done in less than 10 minutes, you only have to get a weapon and then jump off the plateau. Then you run to the ladle and break it. You don't have to do all shrines for that
People. We need to band together and make ladle% a speedrunning category with an active community. It is of the utmost importance.
Tnarg122333 I am fully committed to this idea.
Ye
Now I want to buy a switch just for this
i have found you brothers, we are here, we are many, we are with you. When you tell them of the legend of Laddle% , they will talk of the courageous community that encouraged it. DARE WE, i say dare we? yes we must. it is such a thrilling and entertaining adventure. it is indeed.
I’ve never felt so committed to something
Eric: "Ladle % speedrun is so dumb"
Also Eric: *"Hahahaha, budder dog"*
also also Eric: "haha getlaid% and smash%"
Dog with the butter on him
if one person says it, it's dumb. if enough people decide to try it, there's a precedent
butter dog, dog with the butter on him
@@unityhavoc536 why
When you realize Zelda saying "That... is a sheikah slate" is the same verbal cadence and contour as the lady saying "You... are the weakest link"
Lmao I just noticed this
Holy shit, you are right lol 😂
"Weakest Link" lol
The chain is only as strong as the weakest link
Special Delivery%
How quickly can you drop a fish in someone's house
Saw this and thought it was about the side quest where you watch the letter go down the river. Was not expecting that lol
I really like this. You have to path to a fish, then pick a nearby house...
I legitimately like this
no.
It should really be a specific fish and house for added difficulty. Like a stealthfin trout or mighty porgy placed in like, a house in the Goron village or something.
Speedrun finding out who the king of Hyrule is; I think there are some hints to it in game, but I’m not sure 🤔
Don't know if that's possible.. I'm pretty sure no one knows yet :(
We knew who the king WAS. There is no king currently
Priorities, my friend. First we must find the true identity of Mr. L.
I asked King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule, and he had no clue too
@Jackson Rose 66 (STUDENT) r/wooooshwith4os
24:17 “Beat breath of the wild without hearing.”
Me: *laughs in deaf*
What does laughing in deaf sound like? :D
@@justinianmeyovac3447 it doesn't
@@justinianmeyovac3447 yes
then how did you hear the video ._.
@@ZombinhoGames cApTiOnS
You know you have a great fanbase when they shout praises at a _Chair_ for 10 minutes
I need this timestamp pplzzzzzz
yes me 2222222222222222222222222222
it's amazing how Ladle% ended up being the most normal speedrun in the entire video
lol
@Zaid Hareb oh no I decided to read the comments that are supposed to be commentary on the entire video before I watch the video guess I gotta blame other people for not adjusting to my habits now
@Zaid Hareb MY reply was sarcasm lmao
@Zaid Hareb (you cant tell sarcasm from written text, so s t o p)
Lol
PointCrow mocking ladle % when there's a category just to die in the shrine of resurrection bed
how do you-
MedicalFaliure%
@@cantsalvagethis it's Go Home And Die, point crow already did it in a roundabout way
Spoiler:
(I think you hurt yourself in the cold as much as you can on your way out, get some fire, and bring it back??)
i can beat soup ladle% so much faster cuz i know that there is a ladle in th old man's shack and a nearby monster camp
7:13 in chat, someone says “murder everyone”, and I can’t tell if that was the worst crow pun ever made or just a message from a psychopath
Challenge: Sidon percent (Get the full Zora Armor set and dye it red, starts when you leave the Great Plateau.)
Well naturally you need to speedrun PointCrow% which likely has something to do with Sidon, a Switch shirt and pot lid, a bookshelf, a tree branch and also feeding stray dogs, very possibly all without the use of trousers.
I know this sounds like just a challenge and not a speedrun, but I assure you it's a speedrun because it has a % in the name.
69 likes
I’m 79
The "something with Sidon" obviously should be obtaining Sidoncar.
Ride to the dogs in the Sidon car and feed them without getting out of the car
Edit: You have to offer a topazio to the last dog
Bring a Switch shirt, pot lid, branch, bookshelf and dog to Zora’s domain trouserless As fast as possible
"Just because you add a "%" to a word doesn't make it a speedrun."
Said the guy who came up with "Go Home and Die%"
He didn't come up with it
He didn't come up with it you absolute fool
R/whoosh%
@@dashs_trashbag spell woooosh correctly next time :)
@@minhtrinh509 this is a real R/whoosh%
I love how both Crow and Smant got the "beat game without playing" comments, and they took it in two completely different directions
I knew exactly what was coming when you said family friendly.
Squatter%
Bring a guardian to your house and scare the crap out of Bolson as punishment for not getting off your lawn
I like that
Dude, why are people so mad at Bolson? It’s just a game
@@dewdewww12 only real men get angry at game characters
@Emerson An it's not like ur gonna die tho
@@dewdewww12 can’t you take a joke?
You should do a stream where chat is your therapist but you can only talk in breath of the wild npc quotes
genius
I MUST SEE
Perfect
Or NPC sounds when they talk when it isn't a cutscene
Sus of red
his face when he came back after the ten minute chair stream made me so happy, he has such a contagious smile
8:35 the korok sounds like a higher pitched version of midna’s voice
“Some people are just born with it. It’s skill of the game it’s... pog” 👁👄👁
👁👅👁
help
Haha
Collector’s Anxiety%
How fast can you obtain any one of the items listed in your first video?
*all of them
@@yepyeah8953 I can hear these words
or how fast can you get every item
Get them all then break them
@@reckon-it1375 NOOO MY C O L L E C T O R S A N X I E T Y!!!
dude 8:00 that Emergency sound scared the shit out of me. i was just about to fall asleep, and then that sound XD
Crow: hits a Korok
Me: *you are going STRAIGHT to HELL*
Why?
Me who drops rocks on them after finding them:
@@Cieeel me who uses magnesis to surround them in a cage of metal.
Can’t wait for ladle % to become a real category
Partition to add ladle %
@@vitemallight8818 it's petition
ArchN are you the archen from super mystery dungeon
apple% how fast you can get a MAX STACK of apples
It should be apple% Can you defeat ganon with only apples? no cooking or cheats allowed.
This is the worst I love it lmao
What's the max stack?
@@GipsyD29 not sure i think 999
oh yeah thats a good idea
Chanllange: run 1 time around the map without taking damage and use stamina. The bike isn‘t allowed 👀
I’ve seen a video that has done this before. So it’s already completed, technically.
I’m literally doing this ingame rn. It’s super boring lol
when the thing at 8:06 went off my brain just immediately shut down cause I thought it was a loud as hell weather alert coming from my tv nrehgKREJNGjkerg
Speedrun jumping into death mountain
Roasty Toasty % do it
That's just Die% with extra steps
Good name
Mount%
Ride each mount ( wild horse, white stallion, giant horse and stalhorse. Lord of the mountain, deer, bear and lynel.)
where are bears? ive never seen one and i want to
@@user-nn6rv5dy6m hickaly woods in west necluda is one location I know of
@@adrienne5253 thanks!!
That's actually a good idea
@Vincent Rank owo?
new drinking game, take a shot every time he says "tower"
All I have learned from this is apparently Andy Samberg is a speed runner, weird.
I NOW FIGURED OUT WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR OMG
who tf is Andy samberg
@@ddgaxelnilsson7855 brooklyn 99? that's my boy with Adam Sandler?
nobody ever:
crow:
"the speedrun was slow because it wasn't fast"
The floor here is made out of floor
the nobody part serves no purpose and it's not funny
no no he's got a point
@@_justice570 well you see, without the "nobody" part you could make the argument "you just quoted the video". So you cant really win, can you?
@@tristynthegreat I think it would be better because for me it kinda ruins it
This guy genuinely makes my day :) thx Eric much luv
Do you want an actually challenging one that could be fun to attempt? Blue flame transfer. Light the furnace in Akkala with a blue flame from Hateno’s lit furnace or vice versa. You have to make it across Hyrule and keep the flame burning however you want. Dupe a torch durability, take Sidon and the bookshelf along on their honeymoon, do whatever you want. Seems like a fun enough way to spend a stream.
Half of the challenges: something actually physically impossible
The other half of the challenges: *I'VE ALREADY DONE IT!*
Nah it was like 4 that weren’t possible
Okay, so if beginning the Vah Ruta fight with the infinite jump glitch enabled makes blood moons ineffective, then could you defeat every enemy in BOTW without the enemies resetting? I’m not for sure that’s how it works, but I vaguely remember PointCrow mentioning that beginning the Vah Ruta battle makes blood moons, including panic blood moons, ineffective.
Oh good lord... I know the reason why blood moons and panic blood moons are supposed to happen, so Crow going *everywhere* around Hyrule with the game unable to properly perform its safety procedures? That... is terrifying...
So panic blood moons and regular blood moons won't Happen, but there are also glitches blood moons, which could trigger even during the vah ruta fight.
BugFish0418 Thanks for the update. That’s good to know
I think Point has mentioned the idea of doing that at some point, not sure why it never happened. I’d love to see how the game acts.
croton did something similar where he be a every single camp in the game before the first blood moon
Challenge: flex on Ganon%
Rules: must be fighting any form of Ganon
Link Must flex like as seen at 22:54 by staying idle
Optional:
Link must wear only the finest of apparel such as switch shirt and/or Gerudo (f) set, soup ladle, and pot lid, I mean, we ARE flexing on him here
I think it only works shirtless (the flexing)
The person asking about family friendly content was legit asking for it :') 😂😂😂
You could’ve just thrown the ladle at the bokoblin
Timeloss smh
Smh and he calls himself a _speedrunner_
That's it I'm beating ladel%
Yep, it's honestly weird why he didn't. Not meant to complain, but we are much smarter than him. ;)
When someone beats the game faster than you can gets a soup ladle
Well you had to break it so it's hardeer
@@DrBlueHigh by 2 seconds
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For anyone looking, the part from ant’s geoguessr stream is at 24:06
bruh THANK YOU
"You are a heartless human being"
Doesn't everybody collectively throw rocks back at koroks when finding them?
I will put this everywhere until you do it.
Try "DumbHat%"
Dumb Hat percent: Get the Thunder helm permanently from Riju. Time starts when you can move and ends when you survive being struck by lightning (wearing the helm, no cheating with fairies you mischievous bird).
@Belizabeth not really
@Toadw1 Yeah, most "challenges" around here are just get this simple thing as fast as possible. The fun ones are actually usually restrictive in a clever way.
@Toadw1 Well to be fair he has done extremely long challenges before (see beating Ganon with a stick/one bow/etc.) but that doesn't mean this sort of challenge would be interesting or anything.
@Toadw1 Definitely same, just thought I'd point it out.
Bro I was not prepared to see pCrowPog at 7:00 . I spit out my fruit snacks.
Alright this comment got me
I almost posted an "it's not real, it can't hurt you" comment (which is a cardinal sin by the way).
When he smacked that korok my heart genuinely sank
Beat without WiFi? Yes, you can play the game WiFi-less.
So like..what challenge is there then 😀
Harem%
Watch mipha’s cutscene, then upgrade gear to level 4 and ‘comfort’ paya in either order
As a bonus challenge if you want to go all out, beat the game with all memories afterward
Yes
isnt harem when 3 people love one person? would zelda be third
@@juice3287 Well he said Mipha, Great Fairy and Pay so it's technically 3
@@GamerBen8 Oh that flew over my head thank you
@@juice3287 Ur profile pic makes me feel uncomfortable
I'm literally about to go and get the ladle any% world record not even lying
I didn't beat crow :(
beat breath of the wild with only one hand on the controller at any given moment. you can choose whether you’re allowed to switch hands every now and then or not, you can use the elbow of the currently permitted hand, stretch your single hand across both sides of the controller, etc. brought to you by ‘my right hand is getting carpal tunnel’ gang
I have never seen the get Sidon challenge but it’s awesome! It’s like adding Flavio to your TTYD party!
Beat Vah Ruta without runes, Vah Naboris without tampering with the environment (like switches and electricity), Vah Medoh without using the paraglider, and Vah Rudania while blindfolded. This counts for the attack and Gannon battles as well. This isn’t a speedrun because it’s so broad but go ahead and try if you want
FireBleba18 While you obviously copied me, I like your wording better!
You cannot physically defeat vah naboris without altering
@@mackenziemonster2382 how would you make a Challenge for Naboris?
@@blebaold I have no freaking clue lol. What I know it that the one station requires at least one part to be moved in order sustain contact. The one on the end with the hammers.
Medoh without paraglider is impossible in my experience, you can get every single terminal except for one where you have to open the windows and glide over, maybe you can bomb launch over to it, when I tried it bomb launching wasn’t a thing tho, so maybe it is possible
Bird watcher%
Take a picture of all the birds in the game
Btw I love your videos!
This is actually a good one!
Ooo COMPENDIUM%
Does that include vah medoh(
Ok that's genuinely a cool idea :))
I love how he took more time to finish ladle% than the guy who has the best time for finishing the game
i love the remixed Oot gerudo valley theme in this it is very nice
do all of breath of the wild, defeat ganon, THEN talk to impa.
Bruh that doesn’t work
@Ela Pierce it gives you a star next to your save file, it counts
@Ela Pierce it usually has a star next to the file after you beat ganon. The game registers that you’ve beat ganon, though if you load the file, it will have you in the position you were in before you entered the sanctum.
@Ela Pierce Also, if you take a photo of calamity ganon I'm pretty sure it stays in the compendium after you load the save file.
You cant, to do divine beasts you need to talk to impa
I refuse to believe he actually launched MSPaint that quickly using a mouse and keyboard. Spliced/segmented or it was already open.
Nah, older versions do launch that quick on newer OS with higher processing power. Very possible.
What do you run on some 20 year old computer?
@@GoofyGoober6694 Windows XP is still old enough - that'll run on a computer made in 2015 or maybe even later.
I’m talking to the guy who commented the original message not you pancake man
If you open command prompt and type paint + enter it will open immediately
this feels like that science project where you're supposed to write down the instructions to make a pb and j sandwich. if ur not specific enough, point crow is just going to massively misinterpret ur challenge LOL
25:49 anyone else thought he was gonna say: "now this is pod racing"
CROW YOU'RE A GEM AND EVERY TIME YOU POST SOMETHING IT BRIGHTNS MY DAY, LOVE YOU BUD
Day 8 of telling Eric that Sidon has a fan club. Lol
Prince Sidon~
Can you join it?
Unfortunately no אורי לופו
Well technically yes but you can’t do anything in it besides talk to the people אורי לופו
It gets quite lonely out there, אורי לופו ,it gets quite lonely.
When he said “commander sapphic, you are a heartless human being” for some reason my brain immediately flashed to thinking “BUT WHAT IF HE’S NOT A HUMAN BEING”
He says that at 9:14 btw
His face when the stable denied him his windbomb is hilarious. 25:00
Stalker% defeat a stalker guardian ASAP, starts when you get the paraglider.
GiantHorse%: Kinda self explanatory
If ya don't explain it, tho, Crow's gonna do like what he did with the 'beat a korok' challenge.
That's not the name of the category, it's called "Big Chungus%"
Albe Van Hanoy i literally named it big chungus
that may pose a challenge if people do speedrun it. you need quite a bit of stamina.
Ice Neko I just spammed stamina elixirs for a little bit
I’m sorry for what we put you through Mr. Crow
These challenges are ridiculous
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I'm still waiting for the Breath of the Wild 69% speedrun.
My time is 255 hours for 20%
69% in 420 hours
This man makes quality content
"were the fastest ones to break a soup ladle. Yay"
Several suggestions:
Beat botw with voice commands
Beat botw with a 1 second delay to your inputs
Beat botw except you’re competing with chat for control
Every time I hear Poggy Woggy, I feel like a few years are added to my lifespan
Happy new year peeps.
I wish PointCrow, if that's his real name, does another one of these
im blaming you for my crappy sleep schedule now
"bEaT BoTw WiThOuT TuRnInG oN ThE SwItCh!" - someone who thinks they are clever
This is it! We've finally found a purpose for the Wii U!
That's what I was gonna say
smallant did this
@@TripleG0003 ik i was at that stream lol
That's when you get someone else to turn on the Switch.
OMG THAT WAS TERRIFYING. Just at 8:00 as the sound effect played an actual alert thingy played on my TV for flash floods. (Been a super rainy summer, bad thunder storm rn)
25:28 is the funniest thing I've seen all week 😭😭 he acc made me tear up laughing
I don't know if you're still taking suggestions but for meme categories:
BotW: Manny's Quest
Race to drop 100 Restless Crickets in front of Prima to win her love
Preemptive blue shell for anyone who comments "first"
Why am I laughing so hard at this
Second reply
Yup
It appears that we are now profile picture buddies.
@@matthewgilligan2138 It appears so!
All memories speedrun
3:47 Why didn't you just throw it at the bokoblin???
Stick% Just literally pick up a stick.
Edit: Thx for the likes
I agree
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this video was released like five minutes ago , how in the blazes does it already have a dislike-
Smallant did it before Crow, and it was very popular, so this can be seen as stolen
@@yeetusmcgee5914 yup, because clearly small ant owns the concept of doing stupid comments. I'll never get people who complain about stuff like this. They both made entertaining videos
Aaron Kelly don’t get me wrong, I agree, I’m just saying what some other people might think, which would lead them to disliking the video very quickly
@@yeetusmcgee5914 oh, my comment came across the wrong way, I could see you saw nothing wrong with them using the same idea. And I completely agree with you
Wait this isn't smallant1's channel?
I want more with the crow and ant narrative.
PointCrow the definition of playing is you need to have fun so you can beat it without having fun and there you go.
Great Plateau: exists
PointCrow: well you see...
Do a speedrun of !gamble in which you have to go to lurelin village and go to the guy with the 3 chests and gamble.
He should do this again but let twitch chat put there own spin on it as well
Chair streams are specially epic when the chair manages to beat a hard enemy in FFXII or games of similar nature.
Challenge: Reach ganon with the birdman challenge active
Hestu%: Get the MS, do the trials, and hit Hestu once (with the fully upgraded MS)
200% BOTW speedrun. (Beat it twice at the same time)
My video just paused itself when he said he's gonna commit war crimes, should i be worried or-
Honestly Crow you’ve done dumber speedruns than ladle percent, give your comments more credit than that
Edit: yeah nvm I just watched the whole video and I’ve lost my faith in the education system
Beating ganon with ladle would actually be fun to watch imo
Point is just born different
Okay, he definitely just watched a Michael Reeves video and followed the format. The intro is the same as the one on all of his videos, and the top comment is literally a direct quote from Michael's microwave video