Every 2018 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation
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- Because you demanded it: every Zero Punctuation from this year with no punctuation. Or intros. Or outros until the very end.
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The mental picture of Yahtzee sitting at his microphone bouncing up and down in his chair singing "best game, nicey nice, yay yay, lovely yum" just makes me giggle :D.
that and him sitting at his desk waving his hands going 'wubbity wubbity wubbity wuhh'
"Ooow ooow stamp my feet! Ooow how I hate this game!"
You too
Mngr
@@m0dp1g21 the o
Let's play "spend the first minute of each review trying to figure out which game he's on about" for four hours
and here we don't have a title which makes the game pointless. So this is genius!
You mean, 'let's down out "spend the first minute of each review trying to figure out which game he's on about"'
The game I’m playing is “Is this a new episode or is this one just longer than I remember”
more like "wonder why he's suddenly been talking about a whole different game for 5 minutes without me noticing" :'D
@@Noobie2k7 and considering this is literally a whole year worth of videos that's actually really impressive :'D
Finally. With this people can stop asking me if I'm ever going to re-upload my collection again. It's done and if The Escapist wants the past years, I'll be more than happy to hand over my files to make it easier on them.
Can't deny I enjoyed your compilations.
we still appreciate your efforts, many sleepless nights were made easier thanks to you
Someone named Stale Memes re-uploaded all your compilations anyway
Thank you Felman87.
I, for one, appreciate your service.
I was JUST about to say "either Felman works for Escapist or Escapist just stole your idea." XD
“Greetings weirdos of the future”
Me in 2019: Hiiiiiii Yahtzzzzzzeeeeee
me in 2020: sup Ben
@@MsXmaster666 sup mr xmaster
Ow hellow fellow weirdos,
2020 been pretty shitty
Why I say in rhyme hey?
Because I want to...
*grabs popcorn
AntiMainstreamMusic
With That Face
I'll be exactly halfway through at midnight.
Are you serious? This is last years video re uploaded
Shit I can’t like this. It’s at 666
Why is your profile picture a bag of cod fillets?
It is hard to believe that with just 5-6 minute episodes, Yahtzee publishes four hours worth of content per year.
That's a lot of game to review in a year
4hrs of speaking for your job doesn't seem like a lot
@@ambieorjames3639 that aspect of it, no. The rest that goes into it to make those few minutes relevant, accurate, and high quality... Yes.
@@ambieorjames3639 Oh you poor naive child - you think a 5 minute video like that takes only 5 minutes to make? Bwahahaha. First, Yatzhee has to decide which game he is reviewing, then play that game, pausing often to take nores and jot down idea. Then, he has to write the script - which probably means going through a few draft. And by script, I don't mean just the word, but also the descriprion if the visuals. Then he needs to record said script which means multiple takes. Then there is editing and sound mixing and animation and dozens of other little things to do. And that is in addition to his novels and other projects. So yeah, Yatzhee doesn't work only 4 hours a year.
@@allooutrick8266 go a
Doctor: You have 4 hours, 5 minutes and 51 seconds to live
Me: That's oddly specific
Jack Taylor lol!
Jack Taylor I can't think of a better way to go.
that's fun
Am I the only one that interpeted this to mean that the doctor was standing there with a stopwatch and a machete?
Jay L What, you mean that's not normal? Maybe I should change doctors.
Because I need it and because no one seems to have done it yet, here's a guide for all the episodes of the year:
00:04 Best, Blandest, and Bottom 5
06:09 Okami HD
10:57 PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
15:55 Fortnite Battle Royale & DUSK
20:47 Doki Doki Literature Club
25:56 The Inpatient & Doom VFR
30:56 Monster Hunter World
35:43 Subnautica
40:40 Kingdom Come: Deliverance
45:48 The Hot Coffee Controversy
50:48 Hunt Down The Freeman
56:02 Ghost of a Tale
1:00:57 God of War (2018)
1:06:14 A Way Out
1:11:18 Far Cry 5
1:16:32 Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom
1:21:51 Extinction & Attack on Titan 2
1:26:57 Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
1:32:29 Silent Hill 4: The Room
1:37:46 Conan Exiles
1:42:53 House Flipper & Far Lone Sails
1:47:58 Detroit: Become Human
1:53:16 Agony
1:58:22 E3 2018 Synopsis
2:03:53 Vampyr
2:09:07 Jurassic World: Evolution
2:13:58 Resident Evil 4
2:19:17 Totally Accurate Battlegrounds & Moonlighter
2:24:15 The Crew 2
2:29:24 Octopath Traveler
2:34:27 Observer
2:39:16 Chasm & This is The Police 2
2:44:10 Unavowed
2:49:11 Guacamelee 2 & Not Tonight
2:54:23 Shenmue
2:59:34 Marvel's Spider-man
3:04:43 Shadow of the Tomb Raider
3:09:59 Dragon Quest 11: Echoes of an Elusive Age
3:14:58 Star Control Origins
3:19:59 Assassin's Creed Odyssey
3:25:22 Call of Duty Black Ops 4
3:30:31 Return of the Obra Dinn
3:35:26 The Missing: J.J Mackfield and The Island of Memories
3:40:30 Red Dead Redemption 2
3:45:51 Call of Cthulhu
3:50:51 Fallout 76
3:55:34 Hitman 2 & Killer 7
4:00:39 Darksiders 3
Games NOT in this compilation: We Happy Few & Metal Gear Survive
Bless you internet cartographer
@@Yrael55555 I do it for the convenience of my fellow fan.
Respect and kudos good sir. Thank you
Thanks alot
Thanks
Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee for 4 hours
I wish
45:48
Starman Gaming I did
They put punctuation in the description my experience is ruined
Shitty Name clickbait
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
And thus the guy writing the title felt a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Perhaps the zero is rounded? Once you pile all of these episodes it might constitute one.
"Greetings, Weirdos from the future!"
"Heh, what weirdos would come back and rewatch this" - Me in January
"Oh" - Me in December
Ditto!
ditto, just on a different december
Hello!
I'm watching it right now :D
I am a proud retroactive weirdo of the future
"Black Ops IV not only shows that people should stop making realistic shooters but also makes a convincing case that people should stop existing generally. And perhaps we should save time, form a big circle, and on an agreed signal all cap the person to the right.
Oh, and happy new year by the way."
Ya'know, I've always wanted Zero Punctuation to be longer than 5 minutes per episode.
This, this is the perfect length.
"There is something appealingly ironic in coming third in a mediocrity contest"
Take that, Activision!
I took me sixteen minutes to realize the video was four hours long.
Good ratio...
Get out while you still can! I can't feel my legs anymore..
I'm still waiting on a moment to insert my comment to his rant.
@39:18 Favorite Yahtzee moment of 2019
_"hey Yahtzee still playing that game?"_
_"WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON FORTRESS OCELOT ALPHA!?"_
I laughed so hard my sides split open and the children crawled out
Made me laugh like a madman in public
That joke also made me decided to download Subnautica which was probably the best thing I've ever done on Yahtzee's recommendation.
@@leahliddle324 Big same.
Fantastic game, now I just need coffee stain to port Satisfactory to console.
Please? 🌙
39:44
Summary of this video: Yahtzee doesn't breathe for 4 hours
I mean, he exhales, if that counts.
I don't think he ever breathes.
I played this thinking "wtf why does this exist?" and wound up watching the whole thing through in one. No regrets.
I use these vids to fall asleep. Cutting out the loud metal is actually a huge bonus
‘painstakingly united a britches gradient’ is yahtzee’s best work
You absolute madlads
Justin Y.
The most mad lads of mad lads
Lol
please for the love of god fuck off justin dont ruin anything else
The legend is back
Justin Y!!!!!
There's something kinda mesmerizing about listening to a constant 4-hour stream of consciousness from a very british man who criticizes every game.
(I miss you TB.)
Are you from the gaming wildlife? Hate to be asking this but what happened with that series?
@@Asahamana Yes. I was the showrunner. Long story short:
A lot of internal strife amongst the members. My business partners sold the channel to a 3rd party, and cut me out. The 3rd party dude made two videos and decided to sit on the channel and do nothing with it.
I just wish I had the chance to say goodbye and thank you to the people who supported us.
3:51:40 "You could always patch in a battle royale mode..."
And they did |:
Yahtzee, you genius.
3:51:43
11:45 what a nice few words to jolt me out of dosing off
Anybody else use ZP videos as a sleep aid?
As weird as it seems, yes.
Na man I watch them while tripping...
Yes! I thought I was the only one
Yup got the whole collection downloaded.
Watch them all whenever, background noise, sleep aid, when I’m just wanting to watch something
"Your buttocks have been splashed with the cold toilet water of omen"
One of my favorite lines of all time.
I love when one video transfers to another and yahtzee's in the exact same spot on his desk, in the exact same pose, a week having passed
0:16 There are commas after the noes. Commas are punctuation. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
As a wierdo of the future, I think we should elect yahtzee as our saint !
From now on Saint Yahtzee The First.
*Canonisation.
I don't think Saints are elected...
Saint Yahtzee the Overly Critical 😁
Hooded Man mate , joke is better enjoyed the same way the triple a games are, with ya brain turned off.
WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON FORTRESS OCELOT ALPHA?!?!
It's weird how well these flow together. Kudos both to Yahtzee's uncanny consistency, and the editor(s) who made this happen.
Yahtzee: "Greetings weirdos of the future!"
Me, a weirdo from the future: Hi, Yahtzee!
"So what do users watch on this channel?"
"Zero punctuation,but we got no new videos"
"Let's just reupload the old ones... but as one"
I still think that the image of Swery being a strange tiny Japanese alien dog who makes weird video games is not only just too precious, but also just hilariously weird enough to be in an actual Swery game.
I hit play without thinking and now I'm stuck here and getting hungry. Send help.
Darkan it’s on it’s way, hold tight!
Stuck with darkan, been on toilet for 2.5 hours, have lost feeling in legs and roughly 6 pounds, please send help, thinking of eating legs.
Same!
No
Alright... I wasn't doing anything productive for the next 4 hours anyway.
lets be honest, none of us was going spend this time writing the anthem of a generation
@@planexshifter Write an anthem about Yahtzee
*watches at x 0.25 speed to savour the video*
Somehow its funnier at a slower speed
Oh boy this video gonna take awhile now lol he sounds so wasted 😂
He talks at a "normal" speed at .75 :D
1.25 makes it so god dammed amazing.
the slower the speed, the drunker he gets.
this is the right way to consume ZP , bc i allways watch it 4 hours at the time anyway, nice to skip the intros ^_-
Okay, I funkin love this playlist. Not only do I get to experience Yahtzees superb writing, his monotone nonpunctuational delivery has helped me with my insomnia on numerous occasions. Thank you guys! ❤️
1: please do it for every year retroactivly
2: please stop putting the post ZP streams on the episode playlist.
Omer Aricha or at least put them in a separate playlist
Stale memes has all the past years uploaded. Stale Memes
The episodes are in a playlist, it's just the playlist is misnamed, the 2011-2015 playlist is still being updated and does not contain the livestreams, glad i could help
Yahtzee: Chris Pratt probably doesn't have much going on upstairs.
Me: hmmm....
*Chris Pratt marries another celebrity for a few months before divorce*
*Chris Pratt marries a woman from his church and Prattles on about traditional marriage*
Me: ... No arguments here.
@@lostalone9320 I'm saying he's a hypocrite. And his church is cultish
Hooray! Thank you for making this!
They finally did it!
Here's hoping for the rest of the years to follow!
This is one of those compilations that are both ASMR and entertaining at the same time. I didn't even notice 2 and a half hours going by.
And it has the added bonus of the individual not speaking in the most irritating of voiced that make one want to gouge out their vocal cords whilst screaming _'what the flying fuck are you whispering and making those stupid sounds for?! It's not soothing, it's fucking maddening!'_ Or maybe that's just me.
Hell yeah, I know how I’m spending my New Year’s!
Finally! I can get my compilations from the source. Please upload every other year.
"Infinity War is the most ambitious feature length video."
Escapist: Hold our beer, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, vodka, and lamb's blood.
Please post every years version of this. These are what I put on in the background to get through my maths homework. Its like a well written critical podcast!
This is perfect! I had to call in sick so I've had nothing to do all day, but now I can watch Yahtzee to distract myself while my throat tries to tear itself out of my body.
I'm glad to have this because these videos help me sleep at night, with the opening intro theme usually making that quite hard.
Escapist, I've loved being able to binge ZP. Thanks a bunch for doing this. :D
Yahtzee: I want to drop multiple consecutive and uncensored N-bombs in my review.
Escapist: we can't let you do that.
Yahtzee: oh well I guess I'll have to fly solo like Jim, best of luck I'm sure Bob will provide you enough traffic to stay afloat
Escapist: *Wait!* _So...How many N-bombs are we talking here?_
He's probably holding The Escapist afloat by himself.
@@TheImmoth After losing Jimquisition and MiracleofSound he's really all they have left.
Why do you want him to say racial slurs
That's weird
@@Ireallylikeeggs maybe it's less about saying racial slurs and more about having the freedom to do so
felman87 been doing this forever, thanx for finally getting around to this. watching this well be the best way to get me out of 2018
I very much appreciate this. This is a really funny show that I like to have on in the background and this makes it much easier to watch agian.
You know, I was planning on getting a lot done at work today. But this showed up in suggestions again so I guess that's binned. Time to have a productive 4 hours listening to yahtzee.
Awesome!
And hey, if anyone at Escapist is reading this... don't listen to people telling you to stop branching out, or saying "I'M ONLY HERE FOR ZP." I love ZP as well, but keep experimenting with new shows, new creators, and new content in 2019. I'm always down to see some variety. Maybe some shows won't work, but hey, that's all part of the process!
I agree, The Escapist may have uploaded some questionable things, but It helps develop the site to how it was. Keeping it ZP only isn't healty for the site.
Let's remember that zp once wasn't under the escapist banner
Or, rather, fully ramblomatic wasn't, but semantics. If they don't keep branching out we won't have the next zp.
You say that, and now MovieBob is back. A fat slug with a big old stiffy for himself.
I love the consistent and faint little "bloop" that occurs when each bit begins.
Can't believe I just watched the whole thing, despite having seen all of the episodes when they came out and even rewatching some of them quite recently.
"What happened to you?
WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BECOME ?!
dont know ,but its prolly save to blame john romero "
Sums up 2018 perfectly.
Love listening to these things as background noise when I'm playing something kinda grindy or mindless.
RIP all of the other CZcams channels doing this already.
True, though yahtzee does it better
Thank you so much for this!
I clicked on this and started listening to it in the background while I played games. I did not look at how long it was before I started listening to it. So 9 crucible matches later in Destiny 2 I think to myself, "Holy fuck, how long is this video?", then I looked and realized; holy fuck... this is 4 hours of straight non-punctuated video game criticism. I love it.
Thanks!
Ah this is so perfect, I always put these on auto play while I’m cleaning and things. Thanks for this m8 🙏🏻💚💙💜✨
This is by far the best thing that you could have gifted us this holiday season!
I love the effort you put into renaming things.
One of these days, when I retire or get fired, I’m going to play every one of Yahtzee’s best games of the year.
This is the quality content I am subscribed for.
I just love the sound effects for the 1st list xD
Man, these hours long Zero Punc videos are so good on my work days where I’m just so pissed that not even music can cheer me up. Thanks for the thing so I can do my thing.
WHO DARES TREESPASS ON FORTRESS OSOLOT ALPHA
Yahtzee, i've never loved anything more than this video. I frequently marathon your videos so this is amazing. I don't usually care about the game in question because what you write and your delivery is brilliant. Also having watched this 3 times I can safely say that 'let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything teeheehee' is without a doubt my favorite joke you've ever written. It's my ringtone
I needed this, ty
When the doctor says you only have 4 hours and 6 minutes to live.
samplexample Even though I thought about the joke In general when I saw how long the video is but Aight.
If you put this on 0.75 speed Yahtzee's speech will become calm and regular speed, and you stop noticing the difference.
Until you stumble upon 45:49
This is a cool compilation. Thank you. I would be very behind doing this for Yatzee's older videos. Bob Chipman's Vids would be cool in this format as well. Thanks again for this video.
I love this!!! Please do it for the rest of the videos!
I don't suppose you could do this with earlier years as well?
look for a man by the name of felman87 he has been doing the work of God and putting these together on his own channel. He even commented on this video.
Azure Kite no felman’s videos were taken down, look up Stale Memes he reuploaded them all
@@MrX626 Wait, all of ZP compilations of the past years that Felman did was taken down ?
Thank God, I've downloaded them all...
@@mharizsaifuddin7059
Stale memes has the videos uploaded
samplexample mostly because the intro can get a bit annoying when binge watching videos
Alternative Title: Zero Punctuation - HD Definitive GOTY Edition
Featuring Kratos from the "God of War" series.
& Knuckles
Limited Collectors Presale Edition with Season One Pass
This is a powerful video. Makes 4 hours go by without even thinking about it
I can't even tell where the episodes end. This is awesome! YES!
Tag yourself: I'm Ft. Bullshit Tennessee
“You can always just patch in a battle royale mode in later on” Pretty sure Yahtzee can see the future
Now kinda glad I'm too ill to go out for New Years now I can spend the entire night watching the best gaming critic thank you!!
THANK YOU, now I can give the views to the actual creator/Channel instead of these 3rd party channels that make compilations of ZP, so this is an early New Years gift for me!
I watched this beginning to god-damn-end, and I just want to say that now I’m a happier (and sleep deprived) man!
PS- my thoughts are in Yahtzee’s voice please help.
Oh no you bummed around in the video too long ya git.
We're still getting the 5 best, worst, and blandest, right?
Wednesday.
Chris Chris 5BWB will be his first post in 2019. Wednesday. He has an upload pattern with these.
Still waiting...
@@james1328 Its up on the website. Been up since noon est.
@@PlagueJesterSky Huh. Maybe I'm impatient, but are those not being uploaded on CZcams anymore?
Hey, you guys finally did the thing I always wanted.
Pretty sure this is my 6th time working through the mega series, people really don't understand how I can watch these let alone rewatch them.
My reply "just listen to him"
56:00 I'm all for scapegoating John Remiro.
Just came up with my own corrupted version of the ‘Missing’ name, “JJ Mumford and Sons”
I know it’s crap but I’ve been laughing at it for like 3 minutes
That bit at 49:13 about moral guardians shagging the pool cleaner out of existential ennui has aged to a most exquisite vintage this week hasn't it
I didn't know how much I needed this until I had it.
too many spider pop-ups, that make me spill coffee over the keyboard or accidentaly wipe the mouse of the table
By god.... they actually did it.
Perfect way of binge watching. Good job!
They skipped the Just Cause 4 review. Who knows how many others
Every time he says "jump scare" -- drink!
Adding this to my cleaning playlist like a new-age housewife desperately trying to connect with her Esports-obsessed husband & two sons
Way to capitalize on the people uploading yearly compilation. Now I can watch without the guilt!👏🏿👌🏿👍🏿
Holy shit, that's the end. I just watched this video over the past couple of days, what an experience.