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  • čas přidán 23. 12. 2014
  • Funny Chinese - English accent from the lady inside the 10$ Bluetooth speaker.

Komentáře • 607

  • @colin_curtin
    @colin_curtin Před 3 lety +7609

    the bluetooth devishe is connected-ah soccsess fullay.

    • @thestupid69
      @thestupid69 Před 2 lety +302

      Successfullaeaeeaeae.

    • @nikolan123
      @nikolan123 Před rokem +70

      Blue poop*

    • @lowqualitywaffle8765
      @lowqualitywaffle8765 Před rokem +48

      I always used to think it meant it didn't connect successfully 😭

    • @uhjeff3651
      @uhjeff3651 Před rokem +67

      The Bluetooth device is really too pale

    • @laalpattharkedevata
      @laalpattharkedevata Před rokem

      @@thestupid69 successfullæf viujws’ŋ→óąðæ’„”ńąþśðæć„łąóśə

  • @brendan5260
    @brendan5260 Před 2 lety +2573

    Just wait till you hear the incoming call sound effect
    “Yu hav a carr. Yu hav a carr. Yu hav a carr.”

  • @Shadythestar03
    @Shadythestar03 Před rokem +2167

    This chinese woman needs a nobel prize for including her voice in every cheap speaker

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 Před 10 měsíci +12

      Chinese? Sounds more Scandinavian to me

    • @j0wt0ng
      @j0wt0ng Před 10 měsíci +202

      ​@@macrons593your ears must be broken

    • @Skraketti
      @Skraketti Před 10 měsíci +60

      @@macrons593 not even close

    • @gummel82
      @gummel82 Před 10 měsíci +38

      @@macrons593Do you even know how scandinavian people sound like?

    • @Dogappel
      @Dogappel Před 10 měsíci +26

      @@macrons593 bro is probably Chinese himself

  • @rommelwolf9754
    @rommelwolf9754 Před 2 lety +2655

    I love his laugh 🤣🤣

  • @zero-se6se
    @zero-se6se Před rokem +1090

    "You have a car."
    No, I don't.

  • @u5d795
    @u5d795 Před rokem +713

    “Zhe bluetooszh devise is ready too pær”
    “Zhe bluetootszh devizse is connecteidaa suczessfullay”

    • @crazytowerz3113
      @crazytowerz3113 Před rokem +28

      "you haz a car"

    • @StrayGuitarist
      @StrayGuitarist Před 11 měsíci +13

      +1 for a proper use of the Asche (æ)

    • @alosreal
      @alosreal Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@StrayGuitaristyou have collected 1 internet coin!
      *achivement unlocked: getting started...*
      *achivement unlocked: æææææ*

    • @wemc228
      @wemc228 Před 10 měsíci

      same pfp lol

    • @u5d795
      @u5d795 Před 10 měsíci

      @@wemc228 nice

  • @SoutheastWarrenEAS
    @SoutheastWarrenEAS Před rokem +681

    All cheap Bluetooth speakers have this voice. ALL OF THEM

  • @SallyThatGumball
    @SallyThatGumball Před rokem +325

    "The Bluetooth Dewise Is Ready Chew Pear"

    • @crazytowerz3113
      @crazytowerz3113 Před rokem +4

      "you haz a car"

    • @NotRealChatGPT
      @NotRealChatGPT Před 11 měsíci +10

      the blue poop demise is really too pale

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila Před 11 měsíci

      *Blue chew

    • @80jh
      @80jh Před 10 měsíci +1

      The Bluutooth dewice is weally chayp hair

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@80jh😂😂😂

  • @giraffe912
    @giraffe912 Před 11 měsíci +812

    I have that exact voice on a pair of wireless headphones i won at the arcade. Best part is when you turn them off the voice turns american 😂

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc Před 11 měsíci +40

      Man, I won a Bluetooth speaker at the arcade and it also has this exact audio clip. Seems like they use it in every cheap wireless audio gear lol. Speaker itself is alright, considering I got it for 2 bucks and some skill to win the game (it was the game where you need to stack cubes)

    • @savalioanananimus
      @savalioanananimus Před 10 měsíci

      @@tcg1_qc Proven by Dankpods

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 Před 10 měsíci +34

      Tarnations, these 'ere headphones ain't on no more, yee haw!

    • @cadencase5216
      @cadencase5216 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@JB52520as an American, this is hilarious.😂

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@JB52520brings "Texas speaker" to a whole 'nother level

  • @JonathanCF0
    @JonathanCF0 Před 11 měsíci +1491

    But I bet it sounds damn good for the price.

    • @SweetTodd
      @SweetTodd Před 11 měsíci +278

      The bloootooth device has ah very exquisite sound.

    • @chunkyfecalbreakfast
      @chunkyfecalbreakfast Před 11 měsíci

      Same audio on my £1.49 cigar lighter Bluetooth radio transmitter. This bitch earned her salary

    • @IDontModWTFz
      @IDontModWTFz Před 11 měsíci +138

      ​@@SweetToddthe bass sounds like a fart through a toilet paper tube

    • @SweetTodd
      @SweetTodd Před 11 měsíci +55

      @@IDontModWTFz it’s an exquisite sound

    • @m7mdzuhair9gamer61
      @m7mdzuhair9gamer61 Před 11 měsíci +25

      @@SweetToddda blootooot deeviiicceee is dammmm chep

  • @ohaiadit
    @ohaiadit Před 11 měsíci +57

    “The bluetooth device is really too pale.”

  • @stefaniratu6439
    @stefaniratu6439 Před 11 měsíci +83

    I am non English speaker but I was studying under English literature major and I didn't understand any of these words until my dad told me

    • @painterkira
      @painterkira Před 11 měsíci +6

      Same lol. The actor has a really stromg accent

    • @MaseraSteve
      @MaseraSteve Před 11 měsíci +3

      Any word from it?? really...?! Too Impossible not to identify the word “successfully” and “connect”
      P.S jurusan inggris? Waduh, moso separah itu seh? ini mau jadi guru apa penerjemah proffesional tuh? banyakin twilight sama harry potter dulu yo😅😹

  • @XxCastlegirl_07xX
    @XxCastlegirl_07xX Před 11 měsíci +96

    This is the EXACT audio in my old headphones I had years ago lmao. We always made fun of it.

  • @gamingwitharjun4869
    @gamingwitharjun4869 Před rokem +68

    The connectaDaHhHhH always gets me 💀😂

  • @somitomi
    @somitomi Před 10 měsíci +16

    The fucking relief I felt when the cheap BT module I ordered from aliexpress turned out to do little chimes instead of this

    • @user-zh2wl2sl2u
      @user-zh2wl2sl2u Před 10 měsíci +1

      Mine had the chinglish voice firmware. Tried to hack it but the damn chip is encrypted

    • @hariranormal5584
      @hariranormal5584 Před 17 dny

      Mine always had the dings also LOL. And some of them you can actually change the language from Dings and English (had a Huawei with that)

  • @BunkerSquirrel
    @BunkerSquirrel Před 11 měsíci +60

    That’s really endearing actually. Would pair nicely with my Aussie EFM Toledo

    • @dimcats1
      @dimcats1 Před 11 měsíci +12

      listening through a pair of hurr durr six hungeos

    • @mrtacointhebox
      @mrtacointhebox Před 10 měsíci +7

      AWWWWWWWW, SEXY SPEAKER

    • @Iuna09
      @Iuna09 Před 10 měsíci +6

      THE SEXY SPEAKER!!!!!!

    • @asmarly
      @asmarly Před 10 měsíci +6

      just loving how these replies are dankpods things

    • @MafiastuntersHQ
      @MafiastuntersHQ Před 10 měsíci +2

      650 dollarydoos

  • @brasilbs.
    @brasilbs. Před 10 měsíci +5

    *The Bluetooth device is really cheap here.*
    *The Bluetooth device is connected uh successfully.*

  • @jeff1739
    @jeff1739 Před 6 lety +235

    In Brazil we don't say "The bluetooth device...", We say CEBRUUUUUTHIUS

    • @yxzet
      @yxzet Před 2 lety +11

      in indonesia we say deblutttuttt is redi to peir

    • @vanusamariadelboni6573
      @vanusamariadelboni6573 Před rokem +1

      kkk

    • @JohnJohnson-yl9of
      @JohnJohnson-yl9of Před rokem +1

      CE BRU TUU DEWEIS ES A CONNECT A SOCKSESFURWAE

    • @panzeri209
      @panzeri209 Před rokem

      Siuuuuuuuiiii

    • @lmfao-tp4cx
      @lmfao-tp4cx Před rokem +2

      @@vanusamariadelboni6573 lmao people out there doens't know the meaning of this in brazil 💀

  • @Zebra_Paw
    @Zebra_Paw Před 10 měsíci +77

    I actually made a speaker out of one of these systems, and it actually sounds good!
    Probably the first "the bluetooth device is ready to pair" type speaker that actually doesn't sound like crap

    • @309electronics5
      @309electronics5 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Well the bluetooth cpu chip is cheap its not bad, same with the amplifier chip its just they use a bad design and bad speakers and probably bad capacitors for the amplifier

    • @Zebra_Paw
      @Zebra_Paw Před 10 měsíci

      @@309electronics5 the amplifier chip also ain't great, and they use a compressor

  • @helo3309
    @helo3309 Před 11 měsíci +10

    "de bluchoos tewice eis reedi two pal"💀
    "de bluchus dwice eis connecteidow soccssesfolley"💀💀

  • @babeepanda4486
    @babeepanda4486 Před 3 lety +62

    The bluetooth de-wise is reedy to pelt
    The bluetooth de-wise is connecty thus suck cest fully!
    Lol

    • @Cr3reeper
      @Cr3reeper Před rokem

      suck cest fully? yes ill do it darling
      ill do it

  • @someguy-ux7yk
    @someguy-ux7yk Před 10 měsíci +5

    “The blue two dé mice is ready two pear”

  • @YourContentSucks.
    @YourContentSucks. Před 9 měsíci +4

    Rip the Chinese woman trapped inside that thing

  • @Hunter.666
    @Hunter.666 Před 11 měsíci +7

    The Quality Speaks itself.

  • @BearUmbrella
    @BearUmbrella Před 10 měsíci +11

    Sounds like if you mix a Chinese accent with a French accent

  • @factsnfeatures
    @factsnfeatures Před 11 měsíci +4

    I have a device with this voice but it's for the car. Every time i start my car I get to hear it. It never gets old. 😂

  • @Monocentic
    @Monocentic Před rokem +5

    The 🥶🦷 device is ready to 🍐

  • @Football_Editz95
    @Football_Editz95 Před 11 měsíci +6

    The Bluetooth devishe is ready to paw💀

  • @xt1mo
    @xt1mo Před 11 měsíci +14

    This is exactly what my old Bluetooth speaker sounded like and when pairing with a device!

  • @danut7330
    @danut7330 Před rokem +6

    *The bluetooth de-wise is ready to paw*

  • @per_verttt
    @per_verttt Před rokem +5

    I always thought it said my bluetooth wife

  • @DumToasty
    @DumToasty Před 10 měsíci +3

    Legends say she is still inside the bluetooth speaker till this day.

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 Před 10 měsíci +4

    It was his laugh that got me chuckling lol

  • @Shnm_Prtm
    @Shnm_Prtm Před rokem +2

    "De blutut twaiz es widi tu pell"

  • @SpithVideo
    @SpithVideo Před 10 měsíci +4

    ngl I have this exact speaker, just in white. got it from a healthcare conference over a decade ago, and it’s still kicking!! plenty loud too

  • @axelfoley133
    @axelfoley133 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Sounds like a Chinese woman imitating Sean Connery's impression of what an American thinks an English person sounds like.

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love Před 2 měsíci

    It's truly ready to pal, the pal is laughing successfully 😂

  • @Clover_FPS
    @Clover_FPS Před rokem +1

    Za bloochooz dwiz ez ridy too pel.
    Je bloochooz diviz ez connectiid az zaksesfuly.
    As I’m Japanese heard like this

  • @earb1_
    @earb1_ Před 10 měsíci +1

    "The bluetooth device is ready to POW!"

  • @neoqueto
    @neoqueto Před 10 měsíci +1

    The bluechoose dewice is really to pear. The bluechoose dewice is coneccted, uh, successfully.

  • @nathanielajeng
    @nathanielajeng Před rokem +5

    0:06 The bluetooth dewise as weedi to pel
    0:10 The bluetooth dewise as connectido successfullay

  • @dawlesstech8904
    @dawlesstech8904 Před měsícem +2

    we have-uh justa sutolen yo creedit cad eenfomeyshon

  • @harrisonrobins3689
    @harrisonrobins3689 Před rokem +2

    "Ta bluetooth da vice is redy to pear."
    "Ta bluetooth da vice is cunnected a successfullay"

  • @briannab4770
    @briannab4770 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Haha! Makes me happy to hear you laugh at it.

  • @king7of7defeat
    @king7of7defeat Před 2 měsíci

    My first tws headphones had this one. "Battely is low, pleez lechazche in pahd" burnt into my brain for the rest of my life.

  • @christianremboldt1557
    @christianremboldt1557 Před měsícem

    I love the "connected-ah"

  • @angusyoungwannabe1897
    @angusyoungwannabe1897 Před 5 lety +19

    I LOVE HIS LAUGH SBZKSNKZ

  • @Primatron
    @Primatron Před 2 měsíci

    My old headphones had this voice.

  • @ChickenGamingFlamingoLegs
    @ChickenGamingFlamingoLegs Před měsícem

    “The Bluetooth device is really cheap here”

  • @handsommoonlight3119
    @handsommoonlight3119 Před měsícem

    "the bluetooth device is ready to pal"

  • @ChristianSchu
    @ChristianSchu Před 11 měsíci +1

    I wasn’t sure what video this would be with the title “I speak a English”, but now I understand.

  • @marto6828
    @marto6828 Před 5 lety +10

    Di blutut divais is uedi to pEAH :D

  • @teteeheeted
    @teteeheeted Před 2 měsíci

    I love how it turns into an English accent at the end

  • @dany_
    @dany_ Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Da blutuf duwais ys redi tuh pale."
    "Da bluetuf duwais es conectid-uuh sucsesfuleih."

  • @hill2300
    @hill2300 Před 12 dny

    my dad had a pair of headphones that had the same voice, nostalgia 🥺

  • @hooman9415
    @hooman9415 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is 8 years old guys!!! I didn’t even think about that considering the quality

  • @NewtzT-V
    @NewtzT-V Před 10 měsíci +1

    ze bluechoose dewice is reedy to pear... ze bluechoose dewice is conectida successfully

  • @qwerty0301
    @qwerty0301 Před rokem +1

    when u switch it to radio: "The radio motor"

  • @TheCormTube
    @TheCormTube Před měsícem

    Used to have a Bluetooth soundbar with similar vocals.
    My wife once left it on by mistake unplugged and it went "Loowwww batterwee....please chargeay" loudly at 2am...

  • @azfarahsan
    @azfarahsan Před 10 měsíci

    thank you auto subtitles, very cool

  • @CrypticRite
    @CrypticRite Před 9 měsíci

    Okay, now i want it.

  • @AlpheccaMeridiana
    @AlpheccaMeridiana Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is exactly the same voice as on my brother's Škoda SuperB 2011

  • @tural5493
    @tural5493 Před 2 měsíci

    "TI bulutuz Divayc es redy to pær"
    "TI bulutuz Devayc.........es konnetc ci to seskoley"
    Lmao.

  • @JoaoSilva-fc9lj
    @JoaoSilva-fc9lj Před 6 lety +10

    EAAAE BB'S ESCAMA SÓ DE PEIXE , CEBRUUUUUTHIUS

  • @airspeed_alive
    @airspeed_alive Před měsícem +1

    You have a car 🗣🗣❗️❗️🚗🔥🔥

  • @itsthesarcasm
    @itsthesarcasm Před 10 měsíci

    "The bluetooth device is really cheap here"
    "Da bluetooth devaice is connected uh socsessfullay🤓🤓"

  • @bruinbear786
    @bruinbear786 Před 10 měsíci +2

    It's just like the Bluetooth device is connected aaaaaaaaaaaa successfully😂

  • @BopDiva
    @BopDiva Před 11 měsíci +1

    I had a Bluetooth speaker that looked like that old Simon game from like 50 years ago. And it had this same voice. 😂

  • @lukedoesthings.
    @lukedoesthings. Před 2 měsíci

    The Bluetooth device is really cheap hell. 😂

  • @Karim-ifInwUstfu702
    @Karim-ifInwUstfu702 Před 10 měsíci

    is connected aaahhhh! successfully 😂

  • @kot_blev
    @kot_blev Před 10 měsíci

    The Bluetooth device is ready to pair. The Bluetooth device is connected successfully! *Background laugh*

  • @ItsOats
    @ItsOats Před 9 měsíci

    I got one like that for christmas it was the funniest thing I heard

  • @DarianRamkissoon
    @DarianRamkissoon Před 9 měsíci

    I had some beats knockoff that played that, best thing ever

  • @potatoguy1119
    @potatoguy1119 Před rokem +2

    bro is really speak a English. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @HiThere-ig5iz
    @HiThere-ig5iz Před 9 měsíci

    Used to have a cheap bluetooth speaker with the exact same thing lol

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela Před 9 měsíci

    I love the colour of it.

  • @cwn82
    @cwn82 Před rokem

    the blutuh device is connected uh soccess fully

  • @cherbet
    @cherbet Před 2 měsíci

    I thinked she says "The bluetooth device is ready to pal :\"

  • @adailyodyssey
    @adailyodyssey Před 10 měsíci

    i have one like this but fr the car . it sounds normal now

  • @eaanaoea
    @eaanaoea Před 10 měsíci +1

    I had the long blue one. Best bt speaker I ever had.
    Also, makes me think of that cut scene from Tokyo drift. "it's a very crowded in Japan, lots of axx holes"

  • @joeyprins1708
    @joeyprins1708 Před 9 měsíci

    I got the same one in blue!

  • @superduper7911
    @superduper7911 Před měsícem

    I had almost the same speaker, it's quite impressive for its size

  • @Shrek_Has_Covid19
    @Shrek_Has_Covid19 Před 9 měsíci +1

    i need this speaker

  • @LancerAnderson
    @LancerAnderson Před 11 měsíci

    I have 4 of these and its hilarious

  • @funey9541
    @funey9541 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I have a cheap baseus Bluetooth thing in my car and it says
    "Hunna nie nie chonggung"

  • @zorsenothorse
    @zorsenothorse Před 9 měsíci

    Tell me you went for the cheaper bluetooth speaker without telling me you went for the cheaper bluetooth speaker

  • @BugzumDev
    @BugzumDev Před rokem +2

    I had the same speaker! It broke in 2 weeks 😂

  • @skepbf
    @skepbf Před 10 měsíci

    the bluetooth dewise.. iz connected-uhhh soccesfullay😂😂

  • @rsolsjo
    @rsolsjo Před 11 měsíci +3

    My cheap headphones: American woman.
    My expensive headphones: British woman.
    My cheap stereo Bluetooth device: Chinese woman struggling not to sound Chinese.

  • @Wheeklings
    @Wheeklings Před 10 měsíci

    What I always thought it said “the blue tooth device is really cheap here”

  • @chrizzz769
    @chrizzz769 Před 10 měsíci

    I used to have headphones with this exact woman on it

  • @rodifant
    @rodifant Před 9 měsíci

    Hey, she tryed😂

  • @andychoinguyen
    @andychoinguyen Před 11 měsíci +1

    zi bruutooth device is ridi to pale. zi bruutooth device is connected ah, successfully.

  • @TrevorBrass
    @TrevorBrass Před 11 měsíci

    I have a similar cheapo Bluetooth speaker that says "Welcome to use the Bluetooth speaker" but in a male voice.

  • @kvystekssyt371
    @kvystekssyt371 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I speak an english

  • @Spibird
    @Spibird Před 9 měsíci +1

    What I hear:
    "The bluetooth doovice is ready to pal. The bluetooth doovice is connected unsuccessfully."

  • @scarlettox
    @scarlettox Před 9 měsíci +6

    Brings back memories, I used to have the same exact speaker/voice but from a microphone my parents got me for my birthday 2 years ago. Gonna have to recharge it again

  • @pradyumnad.divate4923
    @pradyumnad.divate4923 Před 11 měsíci

    i literally have the same exact speaker. LOL :D

  • @vijo9611
    @vijo9611 Před 10 měsíci

    I've got bluetooth fm transmitter with this suspicious english 😆

  • @OPEL0413
    @OPEL0413 Před 4 měsíci

    The bluetooth device is already too pale.