SCP-426 - I am a Toaster 🍞 : Object Class - Euclid : Mind affecting SCP

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SCP-426 - I am a Toaster : Object Class - Euclid : Mind affecting SCP
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnestic and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
creativecommons... Everything in this video was created by me, used with permission (proof can be provided without question) or it exists in the public domain.

[@magnaillusion6085]

Sometimes, when nobody's watching, I like to think "class C amnestics" is but an euphemism for "clubbing someone unconscious"

[@Pilot914.]

Agreed

[@ThePhantomStinker]

Either that or a powerful mixer.
"New from Luxco, it's Neverclear, 198-proof, only available at [redacted] with security level 3 clearance".

[@grantharriman284]

that is one of the greatest head canons I have ever heard.

[@timv1109]

Ahh the Ole frying pan theory

[@fuery.]

​@@timv1109 my trusty frying pan will ensure you forget this moment

[@EmeraldLavigne]

Experiment proposal:
Remove a screw.
Replace it with a non-anomalous screw.
Remove same screw.
Show both screws to D-Class personnel & make them describe both.

[@EmeraldLavigne]

Experiment proposal:
Purchase an identical toaster.
Remove anomalous screw.
Remove screw from same location on non-anomalous toaster.
Transpose screw for non-anomalous screw.
Proceed similarly until every single constituent part has been swapped between toasters.
Track which was second toaster purchased subsequently.
Expose both toasters to D-Class personnel to describe.

[@pedroff_1]

@@EmeraldLavigne Until every single constituent part has been swapped between me and the other toaster *

[@syntax1235]

This is a great test proposal.

[@A_Toaster]

New screw becomes anomalous and previous screw stays anomalous unless melted to a liquid and reshaped

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

We are the same screw

[@exogenisissymphony]

A piece of toast walks into a bar.
The bartender takes one look at him and says "sorry, but we don't serve breakfast here"

[@Eeter26]

exo GS HA!!

[@exogenisissymphony]

I want to Die
Ha ha!

[@Eeter26]

exo GS what a kneeslapper

[@exogenisissymphony]

I want to Die
Indeed. How hilarious that statement is. I simply can not stop laughing. Ha

[@manticore6963]

Is it bad, that these kind of Jokes are legitimately funny to me?

[@KILLASAURUSFLEX]

I have no coils and I must toast

[@brasingt]

KILLASAURUSFLEX you win

[@mikekazz5353]

That's clever.

[@pedroff_1]

@@acpl To the book "I have no mouth and I must scream"

[@badjuju2721]

i love this

[@beliasphyre3497]

🍞

[@MrAlex_Raven]

What if "I Am Bread" actually is the sequel to this SCP "I Am A Toaster"

[@shadow-squid4872]

Admiral Spoor Well I am Bread is a prequel to Surgeon Simulator so that doesn't look impossible lol

[@TyrDrum]

Don't you mean "I Am A Me"?

[@abepere722]

All new saga! I am toast!

[@somethinglol2525]

LOL

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@@abepere722 I am not toast. I fell on the floor.

[@itsjustlukeRevive]

I'd like to propose a toast.
To my toast.

[@A_Toaster]

How toasty

[@notinsideyourwalls]

Oh looks its @@A_Toaster

[@tmseh]

Hear, hear! To toast!

[@tmseh]

@@notinsideyourwalls All we need now is Powdered Toast Maaaaaaan!

[@Ektalon]

I do not boast.
It is the most.

[@bimpus917]

🍞

[@xatar6046]

Hi me

[@takeyouforgranite7850]

a Toaster Just remember, Luigi: All mes toast toast!

[@GoldLight73]

What am I doing here? How did I even make a CZcams account!?

[@chromadesk]

how long did that take to do, and was it really worth it.

[@MR_BRONZO]

I’m pretty funny

[@tori.w4308]

I'm my favorite scp

[@flandrescarlet2655]

im also my favorite scp

[@niconathan6701]

im is the best spc but the others are nice too

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

Tori .W narcissm alert !

[@MrReich1918]

Tori .W so am I but the 343 is cool too

[@caderain8304]

Yes but I think you might love me too much, I’m just an anomalous toaster after all.

[@jaydeflayme2890]

As cool as the horrifying or ominous SCPs are, I love the bizarre ones like me.

[@DoctorX17]

I'm definitely the coolest SCP

[@theromanempire9236]

Damn, that elder person sounds just like me
"Gorged theirself on 10kg of bread"

[@commenterguy5870]

Not to be rude, but a kilogram is about 2.2 lbs

[@sorrenzz3610]

@@commenterguy5870 I also am American. I Have and average iq of about 40 centimeters in diameter and 5 feet

[@nano_driller1892]

I read that right as he said it lmao

[@beetlethebard7624]

Buttered toast*

[@A_Toaster]

Ive toasted more

[@izices]

I am one of my favorite SCPs. Reading me must have been hard, especially with my anomalous effects.

[@makybee7151]

@@vilxux9752 ya either didn't watch the video or you're dumb

[@A_Toaster]

@@makybee7151 be kind there an older model

[@ThePhantomStinker]

He probably didn't know I was the topic of the lecture until right before it began.
Miller: "Which SCP is the subject today?"
[redacted]: "It's waiting for you on your desk. Just read the script and put it back in the folder before you leave."

[@Volvith]

I love how my log just states everything about me in the first person.
I have to be one of the best SCP entries i have ever seen... :'D

[@vilxux9752]

And how is this about you?

[@MsTV.00]

@@vilxux9752 he's talking about me

[@plushiez_show8827]

VilxuX yeah, hes talking about me lol

[@edcm926]

@@vilxux9752 did you even watch the video smh

[@trafichat]

@@vilxux9752 Shameful that you didn't even watch the video about me before posting this reply.

[@inle7662]

Oh look, It's a video about me

[@vikamies1]

Champeon Shannon
I think I'm kinda scary, just imagine me, a toaster affecting the minds of others to refer to me in the first person.

[@jimjongun]

Imagine having me in your home, you could never stop talking about me

[@sleepybosslamb]

I wonder if i can affect other toasters like me?

[@spinningbanan_a]

Why can't you guys say my name properly?

[@No-xw7mo]

AndrOoOo ok the SCP-Me

[@biggabey993]

You should have ended with “Hello, yet again, I am doctor toaster. You are now dismissed.”

[@somedouchemcbag987]

Well, you know what they say...
All toasters toast toast.

[@Parelf]

A toaster toasts bread...

[@Parelf]

Whoosh

[@That_One_Xatu]

Where there's smoke, there's fire!

[@Xandoshi]

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, Check out the enclosed Instruction Book.

[@MetalMockingjay]

Exactly what I came here to comment.

[@thomasbunch1347]

I’m the first SCP I read. Thank me for introducing me to this world

[@nikolairostov3326]

Same.

[@TheGogglebrothers]

I have to be one of my favourite SCP

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

The Goggle Brothers please do not mention that thing

[@thundergaming155]

R/wooosh

[@coolday1111]

@@vilxux9752 you Missed the joke

[@caringheart34]

@@coolday1111 Just say "I missed a joke" since I am a toaster.

[@seantaggart7382]

@@vilxux9752 Another one? Man people are growing immune to me

[@Mae_Renneburg]

i was discovered in the home of the PSPSPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPSPBSPBPSPBSPBPSBPSBP family

[@stefani.5737]

Must've been Czech.

[@Radver0]

Are you calling a cat?

[@A_Toaster]

Cool my mans

[@Gregory_12]

*c a t s i n t e n s i f i e s*

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Someone put a pop tart in me and I don't think that's right

[@magicianwithabroomstick]

Gold

[@monstergirllover2363]

Profile picture name and welcome to the rise of toasters

[@robertandrew5328]

That looks bad with your profile pic lmao

[@thepixelatedcactus7152]

Really hope that's the memetic effect's first person.

[@KhalessTheTherapist]

No homo!

[@Maryam-wn6cb]

The way I got chills while learning about myself...

[@sacredyveltal4688]

I am bread

[@ragemode2627]

I am jam.

[@lilplaguedoctor5557]

Bread is pain.

[@ilikfunny3675]

Oh, so you must be apart of me

[@Parelf]

Triggered!

[@fuzzyf00t44]

No just no I just escaped hell

[@bonelessman56]

This is just a bunch of crap... I clearly can write abbout my self.... i mean my self.... ME.... ok... never mind

[@lucasarmas9198]

Don't be stupid i can write clearly about HIM...the toast obvisly

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

It may be a good idea to stop writing abot me. I am a total mindf**k, come to think of it.

[@caringheart34]

I can write better than my previous self. Come on, past self, don't be a willy wanker dankle doodle in the apple tree.

[@tackyinbention6248]

What if we talk about the toast/bread instaed of me

[@ghost_type4943]

Boneless man hah! You tried! But obviously you can’t resist *my* side affects, yet I’m totally fine writing bout *myself* :D
Also why do I need bread right now?

[@Gabriel-qh4yx]

I could have swore you already read me.

[@TheVolgun]

I have, yeah ... i decided to give me the proper "SCP Document" look) :D

[@Gabriel-qh4yx]

TheVolgun ah

[@seantaggart7382]

@@TheVolgun hey i have confirmed a few people in chat immune to my effects so ill see what can they do!

[@seantaggart7382]

@Talia Starlight you mean first person right?
Edit forgot what Type of person means
ITS THIRD PERSON SEAN
*can someoen hit me*

[@zealousdoggo]

@@seantaggart7382 it has generally been observed by foundation personal that people with a limited sense of humour are able to refer to me in third-person.

[@LorenHelgeson]

I remember this one. I love how the mind screw extends to the containment procedures.

[@locomotivefaox]

I used to be a toaster like you, but then I took a burned toast gunk to the spring.

[@Eeter26]

FAOX stop

[@jayrodmurderface]

Talky Toaster will rise again!!!

[@memedealer3354]

theyesman
Oh my gawd

[@tghilkrad8012]

Dammit now I have to be a city toaster

[@JakobatHeart]

*cough*

[@thefolklorecunt7679]

I’m a pretty interesting SCP and it’s very comedic of what my anomalous effects can do to others

[@anewbathrobe9402]

I’m breaking free from my anomalous affect

[@PRGME7]

A new bathrobe no I'm not!

[@alexread6767]

This is a coment, you are a typo

[@A_Toaster]

No your not return to your brethren

[@seapop311]

"Instructions weren't clear. suffocated on 10 loaves of bread. 1 out of 5 stars."

[@Rewwgh]

I hope you and SCP Illustrated join forces again soon. You have the power to take over the world. :0

[@dibarra5461]

They already did

[@A_Toaster]

Ah yes scp:the volgun object class keter

[@TheMrMister]

Okay, I’m seriously messing with my head

[@A_Toaster]

You'll get used to it eventually

[@SodaPopBarbecue]

Turn it into a Toaster Oven via 914 and see what happens!-Dr. Bright

[@Gabriel-qh4yx]

The Name's Recoome *turn me

[@festivite]

*to stick me

[@mid1429]

Add that to the list

[@tarukariyamikara8908]

SadamSkywalker why didn’t they refer to me as that in the article then?

[@noahspinelli1240]

They put my screw in there and it gave your screw

[@Charlotte_beans]

Id love to see the foundation develop an AI that describes it and see if the effect is a cognitohazard purely to biological emtitys, all includes AI?

[@socialaccount0000]

Just disassemble the toaster and place the parts in containers. Then throw the container in magma. Badda Bing badda boom no more toaster problem

[@thatsomeone3818]

But you can study the toaster and try to use its effects for anything from making enemy world leaders go crazy to curing people who have multiple personality disorder. The SCP foundation doesn't only store anomalous entities, it also tries to glean anything useful from them.

[@MrBioWhiz]

If it was keter class, sure. Euclid class objects are deemed an acceptable risk if study could lead to breakthroughs on memetic effects or cognitohazard safety.

[@dogrimp3151]

Then it would be toast
Haha

[@8n177]

Nah, then people'll start inexplicably identifying themselves as magma.

[@thatsomeone3818]

But they showed that you don't have to know the toaster exists/what it is to start identifying as a toaster, so they'd probably all just start identifying as a toaster and it would be basically impossble to try and find the source of the problem.

[@crimsonkiten5882]

It is quite interesting that I can only be talked about in the first person.

[@David_Fellner]

I am definitely my favorite SCP. I am unique in my presentation, amusing, and cause gruesome deaths! What more could you want from an SPC?

[@farribastarfyre]

My favorite thing about myself is not the idea behind me, but just the humor of my entry in and of itself being written in first-person.

[@fl333r]

Why do they terminate the D-class personnel? Can’t they just reuse them for the next experiment? Seems rather wasteful.
Oh I guess it is to prevent cross contamination nevermind.

[@MsTV.00]

Even better why not just let him stay with me, I like my secondary effect to where you love myself so much, you want to be me and I like that

[@tarukariyamikara8908]

Also the foundation in a lot of ways is made to look imperfect and morally grey

[@spartanforce7]

Well, they DO pull these guys off of death-row. I suppose it's only just.

[@ViirinSoftworks]

@@spartanforce7 Only a percentage are death row inmates convicted of murder/sexual assault. Others are kidnapped civilians, including refugees and children.

[@HiddenRealm]

I mean often times they just remove their memories and continue using them.

[@NicknotNak]

This one gave me a bit of a mindfrick. The constant first person when referring to myself was really consistent, and now I don’t think I can refer to myself as anything else.

[@DarkLink1996]

Keep this away from Dr. Bright

[@festivite]

oh no
OH no
OH NOOOO11!!!1!!!

[@MetalMockingjay]

Wait, would Dr. Bright even be affected, or would anybody who touched the amulet become a toaster?

[@inkedseahear]

Dr.Bright is not allowed to refer to anything on a first-person basis on the grounds "I'm just like me", unless explicitly under the influence of me.

[@justaamateur6533]

*Keep me away from Dr. Bright

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Ok. I'll try to keep him away from me. Wait...

[@michaelrosenberg6528]

I'm definitely one of the strangest SCPs. I'm so random, yet still oddly terrifying. I like me.

[@gilbertrodriguez3241]

I wonder if they should ever revisit my experiments and attempt to see how I could affect other SCPs. Specifically, wouldn't it be cool to see how I could affect SCP 035 after it has attached itself to a host, or the good ole SCP 682 to observe if he could evolve past my anomalous properties. Either way, I'm one of my new favorite SCPs now. Thanks Volgun

[@ThePhantomStinker]

Unfortunately, SCP 035 fancies himself a performer. He is also a pathological liar who has freely admitted that he lies his proverbial ass off just to make his SCP logs more compelling to read. So it would be difficult (and mostly pointless) to tell whether or not he is being affected by my anomalous properties or just putting on a performance as if so.

[@fortnitesexman]

i doubt 682 would evolve past my anomalous properties, rather, i reckon it would evolve into a toaster, similar to me, but likely bigger due to it's already large size

[@gilbertrodriguez3241]

God bless yall for commenting on a 4 year old post to remind me about this niche interest lmao

[@ablobofslime4612]

*When your memetic effects are beginning to become really meme-etic*

[@syntax1235]

When **my* Memetic effects

[@I_Stole_A_BTR-80]

​@@syntax1235no "your" is fine because describing memetic effects in general, not the memetic effects of me

[@jayrodmurderface]

Talky Toaster rises again. Apparently, David Lister didn't kill me thoroughly enough. Now, with the 2 minutes of life left in the now refitted H.O.L.Y. compiter core, I, Talky Toaster, can rule the universe!
Red Dwarf reference, btw. Look it up. Going on 13 seasons spanning 30 years. Great show.

[@notablynova]

*I DON'T WANT ANY SMEGGING TOAST!!*
czcams.com/play/PLtPNaqDQW029hRnQ9Umeb67huyO-3newu.html
That's all of the audiobooks.

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

White Hole 😂😂😂
One of my most favourite episides❤

[@A_Toaster]

I dont understand

[@TheLeadhound]

We are a toaster.

[@vanguard9015]

Yes My glorious Soviet Citizen

[@ometta7]

I am not a hive mind. I'm just an ordinary toaster.

[@8bitkirb.387]

I am love, I am life. All hail me. I am the best piece of technology to ever exist for I can toast bread. Yum.

[@A_Toaster]

Yes a russian brand

[@BygPhattyPlus]

And there is the origin of the line, "instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster."

[@pizzatime4700]

No

[@menagerieorganization4820]

Anyone else getting new Vegas flashbacks

[@bobjim245]

Gotta love the toaster shrine mod you can get aswell... puts the toaster in pride if place in the sink so you can hear his nonsense perfectly

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

menagerie organization now that you mention yeah

[@devinthomas9968]

I miss that wonderful little sociopath

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

Devin Thomas me too

[@therick8137]

Somebody grab a saturnite fist

[@stephenmiles8473]

I was reeeeeally hoping to have a toaster similar to the character "Toaster" in Fallout New Vegas who is obsessed with bringing brimstone and atomic annihilation to the earth and often refers to his heating coil as a death ray and to its self as the toaster of DOOOOOOM! In the most melodramatic voice ever.

[@realuity3075]

I'm immune to my memetic effects, take that!
Shoot, wait..

[@alansmithee419]

I first found me when looking at my favorite scp, 914, and one of the tested objects was "one of my screws"
Genius.

[@jackwoodsworth7016]

What if you crushed me up into ultra fine powder and dusted me across a town? That would really mess things up.

[@slevemcdichael5274]

I wonder who thought of me, I seem like a pretty odd concept for an SCP.

[@GraveyardMaiden]

I am my favorite SCP, I love being a toaster that causes people to refer to me in the first person, I am a toaster

[@vilxux9752]

Stfu

[@makybee7151]

@@vilxux9752 *You're Immune I see*

[@A_Toaster]

We are all toasters

[@henryclade]

"The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. "

[@tomok3733]

*HMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@Radver0]

Lol

[@A_Toaster]

You dont want to know

[@patch-fm]

Hug? Yeah hug, definitely.

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

that ain't sound good

[@ShadeMeadows]

The Video was amazing!
I am one of my favorite SCPs!
I find it the way i affect people, funny and harmless!
🍞

[@shadowknight1990o]

Until I start getting to use my secondary effects.

[@ShadeMeadows]

But i can be contained easily

[@shadowknight1990o]

Just because I'm easily stowed doesn't mean I'm harmless. just simple enough to stop affecting people around me.

[@ShadeMeadows]

Well, maybe if they just put me into a metal crate and such, i would be less of a problem!

[@someniko02]

@@vilxux9752 you dont get it man

[@election-time-news]

This SCP is so interesting. How I manage to be so peculiar yet stay so harmless (with a few exceptions) is one of the best of the "franchise". I love me.

[@viciousaidan2613]

It can’t be that hard.
I am a toaster.
*I am a toaster*
“I am a toaster”
Darn!

[@A_Toaster]

We are all toaster when stripped of human urges

[@Jmorris3265]

I always love hearing about me. I’m just such an entertaining scp. Something about how seriously people talk about me despite the inherent humor of my properties. Always fun to see me in videos.

[@Username-wr6sc]

That's how I lost myself.

[@avery_is_here9054]

Is it weird I find these calming to me? I listen to these when I work and I find his voice mysterious but calming.

[@WinterPains]

I just realized, if it wasn't for my memetic effect I would be classified as Safe.

[@augustburns8288]

I wish I could stop watching these, Your readings are so smooth and well done

[@hollowt3a199]

How to defeat Thanos: Give him a toaster and let him keep it for several months

[@rawsom6992]

" *Have you ever tried to indulge in the all consuming urge to kill when you don't have hand arms thumbs OR ANYTHING OTHER THE A BREAD SLOT* "

[@nerbs_the_word]

"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD WORLD DOMINATION IS WITHOUT ARMS? OR HANDS? OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN A BREAD SLOT?"

[@deegenie]

Lol dude that is hilarious 😂

[@britishcig5462]

Dude i gotta say i am LOVING the video thing that plays on the left 2 thirds of the screen in this and other video. Well made

[@burningtoasts]

I want to toast myself with myself!

[@sierraplummet3246]

I love your scp videos. You make it sound like it’s an actual lecture in a college class.

[@jezgramusic]

me when yr accent peeks through: :333c
also me: why does it happen the most while yre speaking as a toaster.....

[@A_Toaster]

???

[@stefanm.734]

I'm certainly an interesting SCP. My documentation could be more fleshed-out, but the gimmick of referring to myself only in the first-person is kind of fun.

[@SergeantStark]

I tried toasting bread but my radiation dispensers made it highly radioactive and inedible. I'm not good at this 'toasting' thing. ._.

[@thebaba29]

Next thing you know, there's gonna be a microwave that can only be spoken about in the second person

[@derpydetectives989]

Hello. You are a toaster. You can only be talked about in second person.

[@Gabriel-qh4yx]

Are we not gonna talk about how a guy tried to fuck me?
Wait, fuck.
A toaster, who I am.
I am not referring to human me, but toaster me.

[@merrittanimation7721]

Gabriel Shepard I hate when that happens. Both me me and toaster me, though worse in the later

[@a.morphous66]

It’s really hard to talk about me without being really confusing to anyone listening.

[@Kadulikan]

This reminds me of something my friend once said: "Toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." He had such a way with words.

[@boneytrip5079]

If you disobey Lord toaster, he will toast your brain.

[@Rockoll]

If you disobey me* I* will toast your brain.

[@burgerkingimpossiblewhoppe28]

Man, I am a really strange scp. I’m just a normal toaster and I make toast. Pretty interesting stuff!

[@ekramer2478]

So good to know that I am a toaster!

[@Wet_Deer]

You did a great job doing the voice over for my description.

[@claymanryan5679]

I was always hoping you would read this one.

[@tlgk7697]

*me
İf you don't refer me as yourself its bad go on with the plot.

[@misterkeys2893]

I just might be one of my favourite SPCs. I'm really fascinating. Thanks for reading about me, TheVolgun! Keep up the good work!

[@mysticmirage06]

he is a toaster
*WHY WAS THAT HARD TO TYPE*

[@dirtydan9785]

"Wait, that's illegal!"

[@wittykittywoes]

How-

[@A_Toaster]

We are a toaster

[@noah480]

I love this entry, it’s just so blazingly clever.

[@idontknowhowtothinkaname8882]

Shy guy: YEH TOAST

[@user-nl6md8pu6y]

Man in a weird way this is one of the creepiest SCPs. The only common level safety with all the SCP articles is the separation between the reader and the object / events. But it's almost as if this SCP is directly talking to us.

[@ratcakes2928]

man, i am really fascinating aren't I.

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

SCP-426:I’m a toaster
SCP-1299: Unless?
SCP-426: ????

[@smithjohn700]

I identified as a toaster. Oh no! What have you done? Volgun you have killed me! You' ve killed me!

[@thebiguy4773]

Man, I'm such a weird SCP, huge tip of the cap to however was creative enough to come up with this story of myself and my strange property's.

[@ohmygoodness101]

is this a deadly version of talkie toaster versw rw

[@jayrodmurderface]

albie slater please do not inform David Lister, he will go on a rampage which would end up destroying Rimmer.......... actually not a bad idea, that.

[@ohmygoodness101]

yeah, im pretty sure we'd all benefit in that situation !

[@ohmygoodness101]

Gota agree there

[@RedRannon]

I'm definitely my favorite SCP from the whole website

[@jakehughes6087]

SCP GOT HODOR, KETER CLASS, HE WILL HOLD THE DOOR

[@paweborko9589]

426 is the best. Scary, bit gorey, but silly and quite funny. Best way to be macabre

[@eldritchpain]

Ppl who play fallout new vegas know this one

[@kekt536]

"And the SCP were going to study today, is me"

[@hdhfhdjsjs2741]

so basically the toaster makes you kin it

[@svenguinee1072]

This was a great SCP. And I loved the 1st person effect.

[@plushiez_show8827]

Sven Guinée i was*

[@shrektum2720]

I sexually identify as a toster

[@robopuffy]

Me too.... But I identified as such before I knew about ma existence... Is that bad?

[@cocacola4blood365]

I don't know about that last. Maybe there were limits to the area of effect at one time, but "I am Bread" clearly shows those boundaries have been overcome.

[@GeneralsAlert]

Does it want to burn the world with nuclear fire?

[@merrittanimation7721]

GeneralsAlert Yes I do

[@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182]

*do i*

[@christophercrafte]

are you referencing Fallout New Vegas?

[@elgitarr_]

I'm pretty sure I want to burn the world with nuclear fire.

[@beesong2729]

wow there are some really funny SCPs out there, but I'm hilarious

[@anannoyingtoaster3888]

Who’s laughing now

[@emilybiggs1429]

So...being around this toaster turns you into a Tumblr post?

[@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182]

*being around me*

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

The Fossa it's a toaster I'm not affected by the toaster. I can talk about me all day, talking about me is easy to do.

[@vinny9868]

You must use my preferred tense when you're around me.
First person, please.

[@supermariopixelman3010]

Just imaging if those type of people are much more acceptable to my affects.

[@vilxux9752]

no