@1:51 "The algorithm offers no second chances, because forgiveness hasn't been calculated into the logic of the system." As an Information Systems Analyst, I feel that 🤣
This is why I still can't shop. Everybody is already looking at you, waiting for spots to open. If you need assisstance, then everyone's _really_ looking at you. Probably thinking "this dumbass can't figure out the machine so I have to be late for drinking at home!" or whatever stupid thing
@frogman4555 definitely work on it. I plan on doing so. The difference in my confidence between being in my own country where I might bump into someone I know and a foreign country is so big.
The thing I love most about these videos is how the number of humans willing to keep doing their thing with a slight smile as a stranger stands there roasting them.
I can understand people playing along when it's in the street but it's mental that they were up for it while they're trying to rush through scanning their groceries, as he stands next to them awkwardly. Surprised that store let him do it as well.
I would love to see a video on the polar opposite of self checkout... checkout at Trader Joe's, where the cashiers are encouraged to speak as if they want to get to know you in the span of 3 minutes. It's the speed dating of grocery shopping.
It's ironic you say that since I have had 3 trader joe's staffers ask me out while checking out my food, I turned two of them down because that's just plain awkward(also why I don't go to trader joe's anymore)
Yikes it sounds miserable lol I already had it on my list of places to not shop because I've read it's almost all the same food as the "store brand" items elsewhere, it's just packaged differently and marked up. Definitely will be avoiding that place now 😂
love your comment haha do this all the time my narrative goes- ehh youre gonna play games with me today check out. forget it KEEP THE SWEETS. money over hunger anyway. youre right. getting something nice for yourself once in a while IS overated! hmph And I leave as fast as I came in
Yes! Even in the same fking chain of shops they'll have the groceries on one side and the bagging on the other, then change it around in a different store. Possibly even the same store. They should introduce some colour coding or something. It's a user experience TRAIN WRECK.
As someone with autism learn how to talk to people that cashier had a family to feed but you took their job and more importantly their paycheck from them
@@TheRealRusDaddy self checkout doesnt take jobs you dingus human checkout isnt the only thing that needs done and support/security people are needed for self checkout aisles to solve problems and prevent theft, not to mention that having more people to clean and stock isnt a bad thing? and business wont just lay off cashiers they will offer them different positions in the same job can you like, know a single thing about what you're talking about before you say it? i personally work retail as a cashier and both as a customer and employee self checkout makes my life easier and hasnt made me lose my job (and i dont need to learn to talk to people i already can im a grown ass man and figured my problems out already thats fuckin rude mate)
10 machines are supervised by one person, that's 9 cashier jobs down the toilet. The extra people hired to produce and maintain the them will be in the hundreds nationwide, whereas that's 1000's of cahier jobs gone nationwide.
i hate self checkout & use it bc yeah, anxiety, but also i hate when cashiers rush me bagging my groceries when i'm going as fast as i can, while they're flinging a jug of milk onto the loaf of bread, or dropping a possibly leaky tray of raw meat onto paper wrapped bread, a box of tissues, or ready-to-eat side dish that's barely sealed. i don't expect already burnt out cashiers to know my grocery packing preferences, and i don't want to be demanding. so i get yelled at by a computer over a 2g item not being picked up by the scale. maybe i just don't know a life without public shaming.
Stop worrying about the cashier. If I am doing their job, aka bagging groceries, for free, then I will take my damn time doing it. If they want it done faster then they can bag the groceries themselves.
The social confrontation is worse at self-checkout than the cashier check because now I know for a fact it’s happening because of my failures and complete ineptitude.
My main struggle with self checkout is the amount of money they spend installing them that could have been spent paying for or hiring new staff. My local Morrisons has 10 normal checkouts and only 2 of them ever have staff on it, meanwhile the cues are massive, especially for the self service checkouts.
@consywonsy As someone who has made progress in dealing with my own autism, just know that it can be improved and you can become literally less autistic with proper training and practice and in understanding socialising and social dynamics on a conscious level. Other people just naturally learn it but I had to so so consciously and then implement those things into myself until they became unconscious behaviors and social interaction was no longer a swamp of pain and confusion. I was lucky to be doing this in my late teen and early 20's, if you are already a bit older it may be harder. But really, if self service checkouts were a concession for people with severe autism and anxiety disorders I'd be absolutely fine with them, but they exist to streamline an already very profitable business for the purpose of further enriching it's shareholders at the expense of staff.
Do they have any apps / self scan machines these days? I don't live near a Morrisions. The Sainsburys app is dead handy when it's busy, makes no difference to me if there is a queue or not.
Me: "It's a shame how atomized we have become as a society. There's no sense of community any more. People are off in their own bubbles and echo chambers. They are suspicious of strangers. They don't talk to each other any more. We overconsume products with no idea where they came from. We don't want to think about the labour that got them to us. All this needs to change." Also me: Stranger in the queue behind me: "Excuse me, that cashier is free over there." Me: " *after recovering from the shock of being spoken to* It's OK you go I'll wait for the self-checkout"
When I was anxious about buying condoms so I went to self checkout and two times the machine was confusing af so a worker had to come help and it got more uncomfortable as if I went straight to the cashier
Self checkouts almost made the friendly 40-60 year old woman cashier extinct. So they saved the species by making them come out and greenlight you buying alcohol.
The biggest misconception about self service checkouts is the notion that you’re serving yourself. You’re not. You’re serving the supermarket. They don’t want to employ till attendants, and shelf stackers and managers, so they employ one third of the amount of people they need to adequate serve in a shop, make them do all three, and then get you to do the other two thirds of the work.
I'm sure experiences vary wildly from geographic region to region so to offer a counter. My experience is self checkouts provide a much needed role fill during peak demand, realistically no grocery store is going to be staffing to match peak demand since peak lasts less than a few hours, the result is during peak lines get really long as everyone funnels through 2-4 cashiers. With self checkout you still have the slowest most incapable people utilizing the cashiers while more comfortable people tend to go in self-checkout, I don't care about the cost savings for the grocery store, I care that instead of waiting upwards of 10 minutes for a cashier, I'm waiting 1-2 minutes for self-checkout. I also don't think staffing is much different, you still tend to have mostly 2-3 cashiers with outliers of 1/4 whereas before it'd usually be 2-4 with outliers of 5 maybe 6. The job loss is very minimal. I don't think it'd affect stocking shelves as now everything needs proper tagging and proper labels since people are going to be scanning their own shit. I do think that self-checkouts are annoying in things like small drugstores where there's pretty much never more than 2 people going to pay at once and even at peak the waits aren't long because everyone is buying only a few specific things. I'm absolutely sure in some places these things are completely mismanaged but just know there are successful and positive ways this system has been implemented. I also don't live in america and I think the number of severely uhh... special... individuals is far lower where I live, though it is rising and trailing after the US's culture so we'll see.
"The biggest misconception about self service checkouts is the notion that you’re serving yourself. You’re not. You’re serving the supermarket." I never thought about it that way. That's literally genius.
Being 6 foot 7 with a wrecked back, I can't physically use those machines because they're designed for short people/wheelchair users/or imps. Also cannot step foot in SuperValu this time of year as they dangle sharp shiny items at my eye level (some kind of festive decorative torture device for tall people).
Besides being respiratory attack-inducing funny, this is true format innovation. In terms of originality, razor sharp writing and perfect deadpan delivery, I'd put Frankie here in the same company and Baron-Cohen and Eric Andre. Looking forward to this growing into something bigger. Btw, I played with Legos as a kid and these SCO things still confound me.
Learning useful skills having worked as a cashier for Netto. This does come very useful when navigating the self-checkout, but the anxiety of fucking up is still there and the inconvenience of waiting for someone to check ya ID before paying for your booze. Which means having to make awkward eye contact with the self-checkout worker before they put their code in.
As a retail worker who has mastered the fine and noble art of buying my lunch at the self-service checkouts, the biggest mistake I see people make is _actually_ putting their bag/s down in the bagging area - you know, that part of the machine where you're supposed to put your bags, where you're usually directly instructed to put them. It's almost always guaranteed to bewilder the machines into an inevitable bout of shrieking "pLeAsE wAiT fOr aSsIStAnCe" which only gets the worse the more you try to remedy the situation by removing your bag/s, putting them down again, etc. I start scanning and putting my purchases into the bagging area *unbagged*, and then I bag them after paying. Works pretty much every time.
And get scowled at for not vacating the purchasing cubicle with sufficient rapidity by your fellow unpaid supermarket employees - oh sorry, I meant shoppers.
@@georgemorley1029 Luckily I've been doing this long enough that I no longer give a damn. Given that I've spent roughly ten billion years waiting for customers to get out of my way over the countless cycles of cosmic expansion and heat-death I've worked in the industry, they can cope for several seconds as I bag my shopping up.
The strobe effect at the end was wonderful, as was the part where your voiced changed, you really can hit those high notes. The slow takeover of self checkout aisles in shops far and wide is symptomatic of the rise of machines and AI. I'll always queue at a till if one's available, as it's pure aggro buying Lidl bakery items on self checkout and I just don't need it when all is said and done.
"...where convenience ends and frustration begins?" 😂😂😢 nooo I am used to most checkouts but then I go to a store I'm not familiar with and it feels like a betrayal
Using self-scan cannot guarantee zero interaction anymore --- not since the introduction of random staff re-scans to check you haven't "forgotten" to scan something. And if you have, that interaction will become even longer as they slowly and carefully scan every.single.item in your trolley 😫🤣
I witness this phenomenon everyday at my job. I am a night shift syocker and the amount of times i hear, "Assistance needed at self check out." Is astronomical. 😂
the man in tesco rummaged through my bag once, I'd put an existing bag of shopping down and it triggered his spidey sense, or the scales on the checkout anyway
I'm checking myself out with these machines all the time. They're the best and nobody touches you, all done via a convenient laser scanner. So far there was never an indication of cancer or other personal flaws on my receipts, so that's very re-assuring. What I don't understand though is that I have to pay a different price every time I check out on these. Never understood that.
Boycott self checkout. I tried it once, required a giant eagle advantage card. I dont have one so i couldn't buy food. I just threw everything on the floor and left. Ring up my items or im not paying.🤬🍻
@1:51 "The algorithm offers no second chances, because forgiveness hasn't been calculated into the logic of the system."
As an Information Systems Analyst, I feel that 🤣
I believe Dublin Bus drivers are of this very same algorithm.
That agonising wait for the staff member “to assist you”. It’s too long and yet you wish they would never come. Excruciating.
This is why I still can't shop. Everybody is already looking at you, waiting for spots to open. If you need assisstance, then everyone's _really_ looking at you. Probably thinking "this dumbass can't figure out the machine so I have to be late for drinking at home!" or whatever stupid thing
Damn social anxiety has gotten real bad .😂. I've definitely contributed my fair share of akward situations.
@frogman4555 definitely work on it. I plan on doing so. The difference in my confidence between being in my own country where I might bump into someone I know and a foreign country is so big.
I'd offer you companionship so hard and I'd never regret it
"Who watches the watchmen?" - Juvenal, circa 55-130
"When does the self-service checkout truly stop serving the self?" - Frankie, 2023
The thing I love most about these videos is how the number of humans willing to keep doing their thing with a slight smile as a stranger stands there roasting them.
🇮🇪
I can understand people playing along when it's in the street but it's mental that they were up for it while they're trying to rush through scanning their groceries, as he stands next to them awkwardly. Surprised that store let him do it as well.
Genius line: "the line where convenience ends, and frustration begins."
As a self-diagnosed kleptomaniac, self-checkout is a blessing
Why?
@@nondescriptbeing5944 It was a joke, the self checkouts make it easy to steal stuff.
@@nondescriptbeing5944 To steal from the store.
😂😂😂
I would love to see a video on the polar opposite of self checkout... checkout at Trader Joe's, where the cashiers are encouraged to speak as if they want to get to know you in the span of 3 minutes. It's the speed dating of grocery shopping.
It's ironic you say that since I have had 3 trader joe's staffers ask me out while checking out my food, I turned two of them down because that's just plain awkward(also why I don't go to trader joe's anymore)
Yikes it sounds miserable lol I already had it on my list of places to not shop because I've read it's almost all the same food as the "store brand" items elsewhere, it's just packaged differently and marked up. Definitely will be avoiding that place now 😂
Or god forbid, fucking Lush
And obscenely slow moving lines
I'm desperate for love, which trader Joe's do you go to
Obsessed with this channel filming stuff like it's 2008
Its 1:1 aspect ratio, so it even looks friendly enough for a CRT TV for that authentic experience😂
2:20 he looks like a young David Beckham
"Is that your hand?" 😂
I could see why he asked. I was thinking the same. I couldn't tell if they were very hot or very cold.
You forgot to mention when something won't scan and we just abandon a random discounted bag of carrots on the side rather than ask for human help 😅
love your comment haha
do this all the time
my narrative goes-
ehh youre gonna play games with me today check out. forget it KEEP THE SWEETS. money over hunger anyway. youre right. getting something nice for yourself once in a while IS overated! hmph
And I leave as fast as I came in
I only discard things like ice cream or other frozen foods. That'll learn em !
@@georgemartin9618 you like to waste perfectly good food, and drive prices up? Weird flex, but OK.
Those pesky machines can never decide which side the groceries need to go on 😤 🤣
Yes! Even in the same fking chain of shops they'll have the groceries on one side and the bagging on the other, then change it around in a different store. Possibly even the same store.
They should introduce some colour coding or something. It's a user experience TRAIN WRECK.
as a person with autism, the self checkout aisle is my inanimate hero
As someone with autism learn how to talk to people that cashier had a family to feed but you took their job and more importantly their paycheck from them
@@TheRealRusDaddy How is he supposed to learn to talk to someone who doesn't work there any more?
@@BinaryDad what lol
@@TheRealRusDaddy self checkout doesnt take jobs you dingus
human checkout isnt the only thing that needs done and support/security people are needed for self checkout aisles to solve problems and prevent theft, not to mention that having more people to clean and stock isnt a bad thing? and business wont just lay off cashiers they will offer them different positions in the same job
can you like, know a single thing about what you're talking about before you say it? i personally work retail as a cashier and both as a customer and employee self checkout makes my life easier and hasnt made me lose my job (and i dont need to learn to talk to people i already can im a grown ass man and figured my problems out already thats fuckin rude mate)
10 machines are supervised by one person, that's 9 cashier jobs down the toilet. The extra people hired to produce and maintain the them will be in the hundreds nationwide, whereas that's 1000's of cahier jobs gone nationwide.
'where convenience ends and frustration begins' 😂
i hate self checkout & use it bc yeah, anxiety, but also i hate when cashiers rush me bagging my groceries when i'm going as fast as i can, while they're flinging a jug of milk onto the loaf of bread, or dropping a possibly leaky tray of raw meat onto paper wrapped bread, a box of tissues, or ready-to-eat side dish that's barely sealed. i don't expect already burnt out cashiers to know my grocery packing preferences, and i don't want to be demanding. so i get yelled at by a computer over a 2g item not being picked up by the scale. maybe i just don't know a life without public shaming.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hello
Stop worrying about the cashier. If I am doing their job, aka bagging groceries, for free, then I will take my damn time doing it. If they want it done faster then they can bag the groceries themselves.
I want to send this to someone SO BADLY but I'm scared it will make them even more self-concious and further inconvenience me.
Hahaha me too, I'd probably ruin their Christmas if I sent them this.
The social confrontation is worse at self-checkout than the cashier check because now I know for a fact it’s happening because of my failures and complete ineptitude.
My main struggle with self checkout is the amount of money they spend installing them that could have been spent paying for or hiring new staff. My local Morrisons has 10 normal checkouts and only 2 of them ever have staff on it, meanwhile the cues are massive, especially for the self service checkouts.
I would queue for 10 minutes at self checkout over trying to figure out exactly when and how much eye contact is appropriate with the cashier
@consywonsy As someone who has made progress in dealing with my own autism, just know that it can be improved and you can become literally less autistic with proper training and practice and in understanding socialising and social dynamics on a conscious level. Other people just naturally learn it but I had to so so consciously and then implement those things into myself until they became unconscious behaviors and social interaction was no longer a swamp of pain and confusion.
I was lucky to be doing this in my late teen and early 20's, if you are already a bit older it may be harder. But really, if self service checkouts were a concession for people with severe autism and anxiety disorders I'd be absolutely fine with them, but they exist to streamline an already very profitable business for the purpose of further enriching it's shareholders at the expense of staff.
@@chuggermagic I know
Do they have any apps / self scan machines these days? I don't live near a Morrisions. The Sainsburys app is dead handy when it's busy, makes no difference to me if there is a queue or not.
Me: "It's a shame how atomized we have become as a society. There's no sense of community any more. People are off in their own bubbles and echo chambers. They are suspicious of strangers. They don't talk to each other any more. We overconsume products with no idea where they came from. We don't want to think about the labour that got them to us. All this needs to change."
Also me:
Stranger in the queue behind me: "Excuse me, that cashier is free over there."
Me: " *after recovering from the shock of being spoken to* It's OK you go I'll wait for the self-checkout"
I call them the Minimal Human Contact Lanes.😄
When I was anxious about buying condoms so I went to self checkout and two times the machine was confusing af so a worker had to come help and it got more uncomfortable as if I went straight to the cashier
I did that. I accidentally scanned them twice at boots 😂
Self checkouts almost made the friendly 40-60 year old woman cashier extinct. So they saved the species by making them come out and greenlight you buying alcohol.
I just found this page and I can’t stop watching! Brilliant. Hahahahahaha
Have fun catching up on past videos! He's hilarious! 😂
@@neecie9075 it’s so funny! Love it!
@@gregorydasilvaFUNNY ? Its deadly serious!!
You mean...CZcams?
@@self1sch what’s CZcams?
Nah you got it, Frankie: the collective experience of getting humiliated by the "please wait for help" announcement 😂
Never stop making these they brighten my day 😂
As someone who has had to help people who struggle with self checkouts, this is accurate
It’s not me that struggles, it’s the self checkout machine that struggles
The biggest misconception about self service checkouts is the notion that you’re serving yourself. You’re not. You’re serving the supermarket. They don’t want to employ till attendants, and shelf stackers and managers, so they employ one third of the amount of people they need to adequate serve in a shop, make them do all three, and then get you to do the other two thirds of the work.
I'm sure experiences vary wildly from geographic region to region so to offer a counter. My experience is self checkouts provide a much needed role fill during peak demand, realistically no grocery store is going to be staffing to match peak demand since peak lasts less than a few hours, the result is during peak lines get really long as everyone funnels through 2-4 cashiers. With self checkout you still have the slowest most incapable people utilizing the cashiers while more comfortable people tend to go in self-checkout, I don't care about the cost savings for the grocery store, I care that instead of waiting upwards of 10 minutes for a cashier, I'm waiting 1-2 minutes for self-checkout.
I also don't think staffing is much different, you still tend to have mostly 2-3 cashiers with outliers of 1/4 whereas before it'd usually be 2-4 with outliers of 5 maybe 6. The job loss is very minimal. I don't think it'd affect stocking shelves as now everything needs proper tagging and proper labels since people are going to be scanning their own shit.
I do think that self-checkouts are annoying in things like small drugstores where there's pretty much never more than 2 people going to pay at once and even at peak the waits aren't long because everyone is buying only a few specific things.
I'm absolutely sure in some places these things are completely mismanaged but just know there are successful and positive ways this system has been implemented. I also don't live in america and I think the number of severely uhh... special... individuals is far lower where I live, though it is rising and trailing after the US's culture so we'll see.
"The biggest misconception about self service checkouts is the notion that you’re serving yourself. You’re not. You’re serving the supermarket." I never thought about it that way. That's literally genius.
Of course they give you 10% off the bill for using self service?
You are truly one of the greatest and insightful minds of this generation.
The « unexpected item in bagging area » had me weaaaaaaaaak 😂😂😂😂😂
Man i wish self checkouts here in the usa had irish accents
Damn he glitched out again, hope you recover, lad.
This was profound with insight. I really needed that Napoleon Dynamite run at the end to snap out of it.
I cried at how accurate this is, and I've never used self checkout
Dont. its a torturous nightmare it puts you through for a single avocado
This is pure Art.
Being 6 foot 7 with a wrecked back, I can't physically use those machines because they're designed for short people/wheelchair users/or imps. Also cannot step foot in SuperValu this time of year as they dangle sharp shiny items at my eye level (some kind of festive decorative torture device for tall people).
I don't think they're designed for short people there's just bobreason for them to be high up.
Another brilliant documentary
Besides being respiratory attack-inducing funny, this is true format innovation. In terms of originality, razor sharp writing and perfect deadpan delivery, I'd put Frankie here in the same company and Baron-Cohen and Eric Andre. Looking forward to this growing into something bigger. Btw, I played with Legos as a kid and these SCO things still confound me.
i've just had a seizure at the end. cheers frankie!
Thanks for posting man your chanel really does relac my anxious mind
Just found you recently and have done your first few guided meditations, good shit
Cracking stuff this dude!! Nice one
"When does the self-serve check out truly stop serving the self"
WHAT is this golden content?!!? subbed!!!
This man's taste in sweaters in impeccable.
Oh god. The terror of the flashing red light and the over-friendly pretty female cashier approaching my bubble!!!
Where do you shop at that has pretty, over-friendly female cashiers?!???
Can we reserve a special circle of hell for the ones in Poundland with the oh-so-amusing Santa / Elvis / Dracula / whatever seasonal special voices?
i think you could run a full marathon with that gait at the end
That young lad truly did not know what to do with his hands. Heart goes out to him.
I stopped using the self checkout when they wouldn't let me come to the staff Christmas party.
I love that you got 2010 Beckham involved
The last few seconds nearly gave me epilepsy
No matter how many of these I’ve watched I’m ALWAYS caught off guard when he starts running at the end 🤦♂️
Nice bro happy holidays
Love waiting for the grown ups at the store to allow me to buy a monster energy
Nailed why I'm scared of self-checkout.
Learning useful skills having worked as a cashier for Netto. This does come very useful when navigating the self-checkout, but the anxiety of fucking up is still there and the inconvenience of waiting for someone to check ya ID before paying for your booze. Which means having to make awkward eye contact with the self-checkout worker before they put their code in.
As a retail worker who has mastered the fine and noble art of buying my lunch at the self-service checkouts, the biggest mistake I see people make is _actually_ putting their bag/s down in the bagging area - you know, that part of the machine where you're supposed to put your bags, where you're usually directly instructed to put them. It's almost always guaranteed to bewilder the machines into an inevitable bout of shrieking "pLeAsE wAiT fOr aSsIStAnCe" which only gets the worse the more you try to remedy the situation by removing your bag/s, putting them down again, etc. I start scanning and putting my purchases into the bagging area *unbagged*, and then I bag them after paying. Works pretty much every time.
And get scowled at for not vacating the purchasing cubicle with sufficient rapidity by your fellow unpaid supermarket employees - oh sorry, I meant shoppers.
@@georgemorley1029 Luckily I've been doing this long enough that I no longer give a damn. Given that I've spent roughly ten billion years waiting for customers to get out of my way over the countless cycles of cosmic expansion and heat-death I've worked in the industry, they can cope for several seconds as I bag my shopping up.
There's usually a volume control in the corner, Sainsbury's lets you mute it completely
The strobe effect at the end was wonderful, as was the part where your voiced changed, you really can hit those high notes. The slow takeover of self checkout aisles in shops far and wide is symptomatic of the rise of machines and AI. I'll always queue at a till if one's available, as it's pure aggro buying Lidl bakery items on self checkout and I just don't need it when all is said and done.
That one kid seemed like he was trying so hard to win the Oscars haha I love him
I laughed out loud at the title already 😆
I LOVE your video style
Another masterpiece from the Irish Focault
After getting trashed in earlier episodes I'm happy to see others have their shit too.
what episode were you in?
I love the self checkout; in and out as fast as fast as I can.
I don't use self checkout for alcahol cause it's actually less akward face to face.
Cultural observations elavated to the status High Art.
Again with this guy 😂
It's now two hours after I watched this vid and I still see Your sweaters zig zag
Seriously at 68 I still have to check other people to remember which side of the reader to use
"...where convenience ends and frustration begins?" 😂😂😢 nooo I am used to most checkouts but then I go to a store I'm not familiar with and it feels like a betrayal
Beautiful stuff, and music
what is the music?
would love to know too
This guy is like "what if Nathan Fielder just gave up entirely?"
Using self-scan cannot guarantee zero interaction anymore --- not since the introduction of random staff re-scans to check you haven't "forgotten" to scan something. And if you have, that interaction will become even longer as they slowly and carefully scan every.single.item in your trolley 😫🤣
Running away like Napoleon Dynamite
This was hilarious to watch 😂
Lmao I love this channel
I just don’t use them, walk right out when I see them in a shop.
Cherry blossoms fall.
Unexpected item
In bagging area.
I witness this phenomenon everyday at my job. I am a night shift syocker and the amount of times i hear, "Assistance needed at self check out." Is astronomical. 😂
OMG this is genious!!!!
Beautiful
Brilliant
the man in tesco rummaged through my bag once, I'd put an existing bag of shopping down and it triggered his spidey sense, or the scales on the checkout anyway
Between self checkouts and recycling bottle machines , my head is wrecked which has reduced my visits to shops which could be a good thing
I'm checking myself out with these machines all the time. They're the best and nobody touches you, all done via a convenient laser scanner.
So far there was never an indication of cancer or other personal flaws on my receipts, so that's very re-assuring.
What I don't understand though is that I have to pay a different price every time I check out on these. Never understood that.
Why did this make me cry? 😢😢😅😂
I loved lego as a child, never did self check out though.
What about the people who are shit hot at it? Those who are so afraid of humans that they have mastered the machines.
Self check out - self checked out - self alienated
the ending would be funnier if the alarm set off 😂
Genius
I think I would get anxiety from self check out. That is why I never tried to do it.
🎶Shoplifters of the world… United take over!🎶
Hilariously true! ❤
How did you film this without being escorted out by store security?
Cause its the UK and we don't have annoying influencers running around the shops.
@@jr5993*republic of Ireland
No
If he hasn't already, some day this guy will discover Bill Hicks comedy and be in heaven.
Bill hicks is Alex jones
@@mattjones6323 Are you out of your mind?
Self checkout just makes me irrationally angry!
This was made for me
Boycott self checkout. I tried it once, required a giant eagle advantage card. I dont have one so i couldn't buy food. I just threw everything on the floor and left. Ring up my items or im not paying.🤬🍻
I can't fuckinf breathe. 😂 Thank you buddy. ❤
Self checkouts should be made illegal, if I’d wanted to work in a supermarket or whatever I would apply for a job there!