Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
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The Recipe
I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
The Marinade:
1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
Some salt
Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
Add in a cup of yogurt
Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
Add in a teaspoon of salt
Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
Chop up some coriander and put it on top
Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.
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I don't know if that rice was fresh, it didn't come from a can.
no can and no naan
1/10
you mean tin
Yeah I really don’t know about that ginger either... might get sick from that
@@LogicallyImmortal cot?
@@TheJudge064 no man it's sin/cos
And also Asian here. You'll know the rice is fresh if it keeps out Mongolians from your motherland
I love how he's trying to be English but turns out Australian.
I thought he was doing bear grills ( how the fuck do you actually spell that guys name)
Bro I thought this was me and I was like what the hell I don’t remember commenting this
He is also a CZcams channal name i did a thing
I’ve never meet anyone who can do a proper English accent and have it not turn out Australian
Yes so Australia
As someone from Britain I can confirm the we change accents every 10 seconds.
Oh you can confirm that can you?
As someone from Britain in the Cardiff area I can confirm that this is false
As someone who isnt from Britain and has never been there I can confirm
PEPPER SPRAY 😂💀
Too true tho
He’s clearly not British. He added spices to a dish.
I swear man nothing has fucking salt in this country
take my upvote.
@JamieJamy he's thinking 70s/80s stereotype
@JamieJamy aha, just no salt
@@JimmyBoogaloo at least we discovered what spice is while America is still waiting to discover what cheese is
“Now let’s just cook that until it’s cooked”
These are the tutorials I live for
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"Cardiff area."
So you're an Australian speaking Englishman cooking Indian Food in Wales.
Austrian?
@@binepivk4196 he meant Australian
@@Louis_JH thanks just noticed that.
I think Australian accent came from South Wales cz you know... Australia has a state called New South Wales...
Idk i'm not from any of those places
@@LimeEffy pal you couldnt be more wrong
Everybody laughing but not one person taking a moment to thank those brave Scots who risked their lives in those dangerous spice mines to give the gift of flavor to a bland world.
Not too mention the dangerous run from Kessel
Not to mention the Indian people your countrymen mauled
I told my mom that "britain conquered a large chunk of the world, with various spices and culture foods, and they didn't like any of them."
I would like but it's at 420
Fun fact: it’s actually law in Britain that no one can eat in a restaurant or public eating place until the queen takes the first bite if she were to visit said restaurant or public eating place.
Why?
@@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705 She's the poison tester of the nation.
@@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705 to show respect
What if she shows up after you've already started eating? Would you have to stop? What if there are no tables available?
@@jincyquones
You're not allowed to start until she's had her bite. so if the queen catches you eating a national dish, she will ship you to our national prison system.
Otherwise known as Austrailia.
CZcams recommended the ramen video and now I’ve gone down a deep dark spiral of binge watching these videos
i started with the calliflower mac n cheese.. i think im in too deep
Ramen video as well... the best thing ever happened to me
Same
Yep same video
O good I thought it was just me
“Before Brexit wrecks it”
Comedy gold.
Not for me
Kai H
To each their own?
rap god
Rohan
What
U missed a perfectly good chance to make a pun
Before Brexit Rexit
you did welsh, nothern, posh london, south african, new zealand and australian accents all in one video, amazing
Rip prince Phillip. I’m glad he got some tikka Masala before he died .
"tastes like home.. where i am right now..... in England."
i cant with this episode. top tier comedy.
Indeed.
Lady this a serious cooking show
@@snifey7694 yes indeed.
E
I tried to wipe something off my screen but instead accidentally went forward in the video then I just saw him feeding queen elizebeth
For some reason this made me laugh out loud.
Finnian Reed
r/thathappened
@Canadian Butter Nope, kindly go stuff yourself.
@Canadian Butter Yep. Have a good one.
@Canadian Butter I'm sorry but this is not too kind eh. Better say sorry or I might have to call the RCMP on you EH
The captions were on...WangeJangle is trademarked and I love it. I use WangeJangle quiet often because of you. Thank you for blessing me with this word and a more extensive vocabulary.
I made it!! First meal from ysac and it turned out soooooo good, definitely keeping this recipe on hand
congrats!
Make sure not to wash that hand. I lose more recipes that way.
English ppl be like: Some *fresh* herbs **opens can with herbs**
Sam. F I don’t get these references. Are we supposed to eat a lot from cans or something ? Haha
Ben Ryan
Don't act innocent ya fuckin wanker
Woopidoobop grow up 😂
Ben Ryan
Hehe
@some guy haha
You know it was meant sarcastic...right?
This channel is a gift that just doesn't stop giving.
Sophi kinda like Herpies
*herpes
Like that stupid tattoo you got which kept you from getting multiple jobs.... or those concussions from highschool.
This channel is a gift that gives every other Tuesday
Man, I love this channel. Pure comedy, I love his Cooking style as well, don't give 2 sht about recipes just does it his own way.
This has been a roller coaster of emotions just from his accent alone.
Honestly one of my favourite English impressions I've ever seen. As a proud Englishman, I'd rate it 9 scones / 4 corner shops!
Your rating metric is gold😂
He showed so many cans he forgot forkcan
He forkcan forkcan the forkcan
Fork handles or four candles?
Fork 'andles.
Got any o's?
" You're totally *rubbish* "
*Shocks* Oh my, such foul language
relatable
Newsflash
05:34 I can relax now, knowing the queen got offered the first bite of this heavenly dish. RIP Elizabeth
“Better have on of these”
Shoves it in without the glove
*AS*
*IS*
*MOI*
*RIGHT*
that was my favorite part 😂
Stop making fun of my country
*a*
*bloody*
*kangaroo*
Free replay button 4:19
Roit
That was the worst fucking british accent i've ever seen. subscribed.
Nevermore meme "seen"
Christiancinco Wellendowed I'm sure it comes off a little in the captions too
caption now have accents?
Nevermore meme 😂😂😂
5:31 Oh so THAT'S what happened!
"On the broil" yeah alright come out ya American. It's a bloody grill.
On a serious note, loved this, sad I'm 3 years late.
OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT KNOIF
Instead of hearing a policemans voice, I heard the voice of that guy from FakeTaxi...
I read this in Scottish Accent
Third Hand jesus christ
@@M4skedBoi same, I read that in a Scottish accent
I read this as crocodile Dundee
I'm British and I can 100% confirm that your accent is totally amazingly perfect Australian
X)
HayleyDrawsThings every American doing british accents goes American.
I mean c'mon just go wi the easy British accent, the Brummie, slow and simple.
I myself and of Middlesbrough in North Yorkshire/ North East Region.
So just
Buttah
Tmorra
Burgah
Werk
Dert
Shert
Perple
Gun eh shops
Example.
One of my english friends actually sounds like this.
that's not aussie
mate we definitely dont sound like that.
it sounds like an amarican trying another accent 🤣🤣🤣
Americans would speak Spanish if it weren't for britans we should be making jokes of them
@@Iraqigurl24 he's Canadian, get it straight, eh?
This was posted on my birthday i will officially watch it on every single one of my birthdays
Plot twist he actually is from England and this is his real accent
"So what'd the Brits do right after World War I ended?"
"Built the Stonehenge, and invented Chicken Tikka Masala."
If I see one more comment saying chicken tikka masala was invented in UK I will literally kill myself
@@pranavchopra_0075 INB4 someone wooshes you
Pranav Chopra it was invented in Glasgow
@restin' mattress no, it was created in Glasgow. Nothing Indian about it beyond some of the spices
Pranav Chopra it was tho because curry was too spicy so we made masala lol
It's like a Canadian doing an Australian accent while trying to imitate a British guy.
So beautiful lol.
Jessi Lynn. He’s American or Canadian I feel as if he’s Canadian doe
Canadian definitely. Has a west coast Canadian sounding accent.
he’s canadian
2:42 spiffing brit is proud of you. Gotta have a PROPER brew
I’m so glad the queen got a bite of that dish before she croaked.
"Undoh at 5 hundoh" is in fact the greatest rhyme ever created.
henlo, i did not expect to see you here
Well, hello there. Nice to see you have good 'taste' as well! XD
PushingUpRoses what is an undoh?
Chicken Of the Cave
hundred
PushingUpRoses no
Your unwavering commitment to fuckery really is second to none.
Shannon O'Donnell That's the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
Haven't heard such a brilliant mix of class and savage in one sentence before. Excuse me while I serve this gold to every unwavering idiot I ever meet in my life.
This is like the most British thing ever. Ever-changing accent, food absorbed from any culture but our own boring one and beer. Just needs some naan and a drunken 3am fight over who saw the taxi first.
I wasn't convinced at first, but you had me at the public footpaths. Too bloody right.
I feel like you put too much work in these for me to feel comfortable liking the video without posting a comment to show that it really is a person over here who you made laugh his ass off and have a good time. So, here it goes:
I laughed my ass off, had a great time, and I'm happy that I'm not one of the people who haven't come across your channel yet.
I would have to agree, but i am too shy to make a comment in support of this awesome content, so I will let you do all the work and shall continue to silently support with likes.
Same
Tipsy River หนังจีน
Tipsy River I feel like you've put too much work in this comment for me not to feel comfortable to like the comment without commenting myself after not feeling comfortable not commenting about the video being badass before liking it. So here you go.
Good comment bro
Cambodian movie
It's been almost two years and you have to wonder if that Brexit reference will ever stop being timely
It'll just become a nice cozy tradition for British PM's to ask for an extension
Well right about now
Loran 28 too soon 😭
It's been done! FINALLY!!! Rule Britannia and Fuck you EU! ✊✊✊✊
Dead men tell no tales 1914 yes we get it you’re racist.
Took me a while to realize that he took everything out of tin cans
As an Indian, the way Britishers produce "Masala" gets my heart burning
I was impressed by your accent and dialect before.
Then you cracked out the Yorkshire Tea.
Come 'ere mate. You're one of us now.
apart from how he said tomato
lex And yoghurt
13eClxud oh so you are dumb i see...
The pronunciation of “water bottle” was so funny and accurate I paused the video to comment about it. God dammit this is hilarious.
Yes it was rather good
wotuh botul
"accurate" yeah we say bowtul
Dexty I’m a Brit and tbh I didn’t realise it was a joke. That’s how we say it. We say warter bohttle not wadda bawddl
Wottur bawtol
4:54 THE BRITISH CALL THE BROILER A GRILL. EXPOSED!
He's Canadian and very bad at being British
‘I’m getting roight bladdered’ made me laugh.
The cup/mug of tea was spot-on, good colour.
Lastly, the one slight balls-up was the tomatoes pronounciation. Gave you away as an obvious imposter that one.🤣
Man, I've seen this video many times and this is the first I've noticed the cans joke. Golly are the jokes tightly packed in these. Like in cans.
hahaha
Big funny
@@yousuckatcooking ooopp0
Y e s.
Why yes it is.
Man, so thoroughly british, all except for FARENHEIT!!
And also putting the water in first
The place he says he lives in the video uses Farenheit 100% true
You must have never been to the Cardiff area...
@@lpharmer3496 well if ysac says it uses farenheit it must be true
You scared me by writing in caps. I'm german and Fahrenheit sounds pretty dangerously especially when you shout it like this
That’s confirmed it, this is now my favourite CZcams channel.
Mine too!
Its 2 AM and I can see myself going down a rabbithole of this legend's cooking tutorials
"what did you do in quarantine?"
"i found this channel"
Ekaterina CH you and me both!
Wish I wasn't just living in quarantine all the time anyway, then maybe I wouldn't have already binged this and be on my second run🙃
Welcome *now you can't leave*
Quite right.
Same
My father and his father worked in the Scottish spice mines all their lives. Bless their soles.
crawfordbrown75 yes bless there feet
*solls lol my bad
crawfordbrown75 that's still not how you spell it...
Sowlls lol I'm so silly
I'm dead.
3:17 “Biscuits that are so boring that it’ll make the tea taste good.”
Me an Indian with Parle-G biscuits:
Not even Indian but those biscuits are life
@@hoori. Yep. Just slap on some frosting and the fanbase in America will rise by 900%.
as an Indian I have to say that this is a damn good recipe
your passport should be revoked and citizenship stripped. he FUCKIN ADDED SRIRACHA in there
@@MichelleObamasBBC it’s FOOD. to each their own. Anyone who makes the same dish the EXACT same way every single TIME is boring and stupid. Mix it up a bit and do whatever tastes good to you. You’re not eating it so get over it.
@@LunarAngel while you're at it cover beef welly in naan dough and call it a beef welly.
@@MichelleObamasBBC even if I did, you’re not eating it. Go eat hot dogs in ya Mac and cheese, ya twat.
@@LunarAngel Mac and Cheese is a crime against humanity dipshit
this is obviously a fake recipe, the british don't know what spice is
He didn't add salt so that's accurate
Seeker Seraphim the Recluse is that supposed to be an insult to cultures who eat more flavoured food jeez ofc ur above "primitive people"
@@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314 damn ur offended about fucking spice
Yes they do. Salt and pepper....
@@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314 Maybe, but even so, spices still makes the food astronomically better.
We need an updated recipe now. I'm pretty sure Harry no longer gets a bite.
Florence oh
@@SmallDragon-ck7rg *Spiderman voice* This is pretty standard British stuff. Watch this, next their gonna say Harry Styles
Nah they still get a bite. They just Deny it now.
Nobody can work out whether you mean Harry Potter, harry styles, prince harry or that red mop head thing from don't hug me I'm scared
😂 this comment has aged amazingly
"Get right bladdered"
When making a proper brew
1:42 i dont know wtf is wrong with me but i laughed so hard at chopping onions fast lmao
3:35 You can tell this is fake because a real Englishman would have measured in celsius
It *was* in celcius, dumbass. Why do you think the chicken burned?
That's because no one thinks about Canada and so all your appliances are made for Americans, and are thus in fahrenheit.
Nah, it's more that all the recipes we use come from the states so they're written in farenheit, labels on a machine are easy enough to switch around but if you're gonna have to convert it to use a recipe why bother lol
But then the ondo could not have been on five hundo. It would have been on two hundo and sixty, and we can’t have that.
We actually use both. The older generation use imperial, the millennials use metric and there's a lot of people who were born during the crossover so can do both like some spiffing party trick
"Ahh, Tastes like home, where I am right now.... In England.."
itsFlipz Lendgland
This..... MADE MY DAY!!! Laughs from across the pond here in London. Bloody brilliant mate 👍🏻
This sounds like someone trying an Aussie accident at failing miserably
Britstralian at it's finest
NeoTenic hahahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Astralia came from British prisonners so their accent came them
No hate tho
it doesnt sound like australians though
"United Kingdom of England" *pauses video to scroll down and see all the pissed off Scots, Irish and Welsh* hahaha
your eyes are amazing
I don't think that the Irish would be pissed off since Ireland is not a part of the UK.
1. Northern Ireland is indeed part of the UK. 2. It was clearly a joke, lighten the fuck up.
it's just a kid from denmark that proves their education system is fubar :D
I’m Scottish not British so not pissed off at all fuck england fuck the union
I’m Australian and this is weirdly a mix of Aussie, north English and kind of welsh. Well done friend.
This is the best cooking channel on YT. And the recipe was spot on as well.
The Queen gets the 1st bite here....😂😂😂😂😂
“It’s getting hot in here so take off all your chicken”
The new hit single for wan-jangle records
This is like the antithesis of all cooking shows out there. I love it.
I could listen to him ramble all day long
is that tea in the shade Sand Of Solomon, see Devin finally got his head out of his ass
Damnnn
Hi, my name is Eric. I need help using my new CookblockXL grill. Could you explain how to cook things on a BBQ?
You Suck At Cooking
wait...you suck at cooking, and you in the top 10 trending how nice! Good Job👍
"Chicken is already tender physically and emotionally..."
-My new favorite CZcamsr
My dude sounding English, Australian and South African all at the same time.
every time I watch this the way he fucking snaps the biscuits in half to open them kills me
I'm tender physically and emotionally.
MyArtJourney this comment has 200 + likes and no comments, so... I feel bad and I’ll give you one.
Interesting fact - Canadians still eat fish & chips with wood chips. But our country is much younger than United Britain.
Pringles are made from pressed sawdust, and most sawdust comes from wood chips, so we're both culinarily correct.
While in French Canada it's wood chips poutine. The beauty is in the small differences.
you eat chips with wooden chips?
And Canadians are part beaver, so have better teeth than Brits. Hence all the wood-chip munching.
we smoke trees
The way he says "woto boto" kills me every time
This man just spoke in every single accent from England and Australia combined
"The Cardiff area, where I'm from..." my Welsh bf was like "wtf?!" 😂 😂 😂
feistyfluxy sounds a bit like a completely butchered central British accent
Maam Moos it's like a Brummie who went to a prestigious public school via scholarship and then moved to Australia for 6 years.
feistyfluxy I am welsh aswell I was like waow
Tbh still a better accent than what I have and I’ve lived in Wales my entire life
and to think he almost got away with it
"Just cook that until it's cooked." Ah ha ha ha!
ohmygawd your accent sounds soooooo authentic. (he said with a sardonic tone). I loved it when you fed the Royal family (he said with an honest tone), and it dribbled down the Prince's chin (he observed with candid jocularity.)
5.46 this one is for you Phil. RIP
All of the videos on this channel are gold. Thank you.
No, they are platinum. We don't say gold because gold is used in religious ceremonies. And we don't want to offend anyone now, do we? ... Thank you sincerely for cooperation on behalf of the Great Colony of Britain
Buzz LightBeer Oh yes. How ignorant of me.
Sodding good!
...
☄☄☄
As a person of Indian descent, it took all my moral fibers to not yell out in pain when he added sriracha to the curry. Great episode and channel. Keep up the good work! I also bought your cookbook and its comedy gold and full of useful info.
Awww thank you so much! I really appreciate it. Also don't worry I definitely yelled at myself.
@@yousuckatcooking I can teach you some Indian curse words if you need them for future use (either on to use on yourself or someone else, I trust your judgement).
@Gauri Konanoor yesss, uncle roger is gonna kill him
Felt that way when he added cumin to lasagna 😂
bc i lost it when he did that abominable sin xD
The detail that all food and spices are canned... Good job sir, good job
Pro tip: don’t watch his videos whilst you’re eating. Nearly choked to death😂
Wait so you dont buy biscuits in cans? Disappointed
Contrary to the other reply you can, but there rubish unless they used the tears of the dead Scotsman to preserve them. So few companies do that now days.
you can find MRE biscuits in can
Those are not "cans". Those are "tins".
Press Y to shame
You can probably make some type of dish with all the leftover food grime on your stove.
Anon1993 that's his onion
Like Marmite?
Anon1993
Stove? What stove???
🤢
Why you do dat🤢
I love how he casually cracks open a beer every other minute.
Ngl as a brit I found this hilarious apart from the bit when he shit on the digestive! They are a the ultimate biscuit to have with a cup of tea!
The ones with chocolate on the side are an essential part of any Brit childhood 👌👌👌
Why don't you get the chopped onion in a can instead of cut in a half mate, it will save you so much time. Cheers
"...United Britain."
I almost couldn't breathe for a minute from laughing at that.
This is like the 5th video of yours I've watched in a row and I have to say I'm a fan.
Your writing is crisp and clever but what really makes it for me is that delivery.
I loved how everything was in a tin.
Classic. 😁
Good stuff!
Why did I read that in a heavy British accent? (I have a light British accent lol)
I agree. The writing in this video was really chips. One of the better ones
Abou' one second in I'm alrea'y crying from laughta.
10/10 perfect tea making technique
Guys I have the slightest suspicion - *whispers: I don't think he's actually British*
Quite MI6. Go save Johnny English or something
Hayden Lau *LIES*
its 'cause he said erb instead of herb
My suspicion was peaked when he said the chicken was on the broiler
BOLLOCKS!
This is CZcams perfection. Other CZcamsrs aren't allowed to say anything to YSAC unless he speaks to them first.
"do not forget you've got something on the broil"
i thought brits will call that a grill
I love this dish so much!