Dwight Schrute LIFE LESSONS - The Office US

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  • Whoever may be your favorite character in The Office US, only one really tells the unadulterated truth & that is the one and only Dwight Kurt Schrute. Here are some of the most important life lessons he has provided through the 9 seasons.
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  • @theparkinglot_turtle9353
    @theparkinglot_turtle9353 Před 5 lety +12906

    “I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby”

  • @Fifatrill
    @Fifatrill Před 5 lety +9413

    “too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”
    -dwight k schrute

    • @rudiausbuddeln3652
      @rudiausbuddeln3652 Před 5 lety +147

      But please only in third world countries

    • @VenViper
      @VenViper Před 5 lety +305

      @@rudiausbuddeln3652 including you

    • @annewanjiru2617
      @annewanjiru2617 Před 5 lety +429

      @@rudiausbuddeln3652 why?? because people in developing countries are lesser beings? What a foolish statement to make

    • @grizzledwarveteran2321
      @grizzledwarveteran2321 Před 5 lety +39

      Thanos

    • @XpXpert
      @XpXpert Před 5 lety +36

      Avengers Infinity War in a nutshell

  • @cheek1983
    @cheek1983 Před 3 lety +2772

    “Ryan, you don’t have to wrestle him. Ryan... just get in the coffin.”
    Gets me every time

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan Před 3 lety +49

      Me too. How calmly he says "get in the coffin", with added reassurance in his voice that things will be ok lol

    • @op-fb2cm
      @op-fb2cm Před 3 lety +12

      It was improvised.

    • @normalnate3447
      @normalnate3447 Před 3 lety +2

      Time stamp pls

    • @sushantvaid1893
      @sushantvaid1893 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Joe_Parmesan 😂😂😂😂

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 Před 2 lety +6

      Where are all the animals?

  • @jbear3839
    @jbear3839 Před 4 lety +1577

    Everytime the fact the one weapon he chooses to hide in the toliet is the only one he has to put his mouth on gets me 😂😂😂

    • @justinhansen9355
      @justinhansen9355 Před 3 lety +179

      Remember exposing yourself to germs is the best way to build antibodies - Dwight

    • @jbear3839
      @jbear3839 Před 3 lety +4

      @Steves Chair Sorry Stanley.

    • @03PaK
      @03PaK Před 2 lety +4

      @@justinhansen9355 “bowl of dirt.”

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r Před 2 lety +8

      It's clean water... geez ppl

    • @donalddickerson206
      @donalddickerson206 Před 2 lety +7

      To be fair, it's in the sanitary part of the toilet.

  • @doubleaa_02
    @doubleaa_02 Před 4 lety +3426

    “Safety is...
    **CLICK.**
    *ON.”*

  • @Chronas9.9
    @Chronas9.9 Před 5 lety +8003

    Honestly, Dwight was the best part of the entire series.

    • @VenViper
      @VenViper Před 5 lety +322

      Michael aswell

    • @hokispokis9913
      @hokispokis9913 Před 5 lety +25

      y e s

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom Před 5 lety +129

      It’s different for different people. For me it was Michael.

    • @kiddingme01
      @kiddingme01 Před 5 lety +69

      @@neomcdoom that's what she said...or he said...

    • @kryptev8297
      @kryptev8297 Před 5 lety +46

      @@kiddingme01 because of gay

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 Před 3 lety +994

    What about the actual life lesson he gives to Ryan?
    “You know why you haven’t made a single sale? Because you think you know everything. You need to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things.”

    • @horacevu
      @horacevu Před 2 lety +40

      Its called bullcrap and a client can smell it from a mile away.

    • @boredhi3454
      @boredhi3454 Před 2 lety +6

      Owo you are a guy with a lot opinions

    • @krishnaj.6846
      @krishnaj.6846 Před rokem

      @@boredhi3454 🤣

    • @mrmm4145
      @mrmm4145 Před rokem +12

      Not everything is a lesson ,Ryan
      Sometimes you just fail

    • @amytgt903
      @amytgt903 Před rokem

      @@mrmm4145 My personal favorite

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
    @josephikrakowskiwithflextape Před 4 lety +1506

    Me: *wants to breathe*
    Mind: "idiots breathe"
    Me: *suffocates*

  • @kaylacherry5173
    @kaylacherry5173 Před 5 lety +2322

    "don't be an idiot", changed my life

  • @jacobgasser3093
    @jacobgasser3093 Před 5 lety +3812

    Dwight would be that one teacher in school that doesn't stick to the standards and we learn all sorts of wack stuff

    • @dragonblaze7133
      @dragonblaze7133 Před 4 lety +74

      I would love that

    • @JFLO455
      @JFLO455 Před 4 lety +18

      Not wack stuff

    • @iyitoufasader8816
      @iyitoufasader8816 Před 3 lety +45

      he would actually be the funnest best teacher ever

    • @hoppingh907
      @hoppingh907 Před 3 lety +51

      Bears. Beets. Battle star galactica

    • @cassiebrooke5908
      @cassiebrooke5908 Před 3 lety +30

      But then you would leave the class smarter than everyone else in your grade lol

  • @SooHaaacked
    @SooHaaacked Před 3 lety +370

    3:33 *“I did however tip my urologist”* LOL!!

    • @Samuftie
      @Samuftie Před 3 lety +15

      3:33 please edit ur comment and add this timestamp. Thanks!

    • @SooHaaacked
      @SooHaaacked Před 3 lety +14

      @@Samuftie I will, thank you for asking nicely

  • @a-dizzlem-shizzy1206
    @a-dizzlem-shizzy1206 Před 4 lety +2935

    “Too many people on this earth.we need a new plague”
    2020:that’s a good idea

  • @__m__a__x__
    @__m__a__x__ Před 5 lety +2201

    "I now have the strength of a grown man and a baby" classic Dwight

  • @da.4
    @da.4 Před 5 lety +1371

    "I say that it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose"

    • @dxt4172
      @dxt4172 Před 5 lety +6

      *floop* ;)

    • @layyouin6860
      @layyouin6860 Před 4 lety +22

      I mean, c'mon, really think about what that means... It is brilliant!

    • @zypher4794
      @zypher4794 Před 4 lety +5

      Ok but what happens if your hurt by someone you know in purpose

    • @TheItalianoAssassino
      @TheItalianoAssassino Před 2 lety +2

      Actually based

  • @tamedfoxes2682
    @tamedfoxes2682 Před 3 lety +560

    when you realize cousin Mose created/wrote the good place

  • @keeto787
    @keeto787 Před 4 lety +195

    *dead goose on the desk* “Aww Dwight we talked about this..” 😂

    • @duckdestroyer2412
      @duckdestroyer2412 Před 3 lety +1

      I want to know his recipe for goose. Anyone who has eaten wild goose can tell you that it tastes awful.

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 Před 3 lety

      @@duckdestroyer2412 then why do people hunt them?

    • @duckdestroyer2412
      @duckdestroyer2412 Před 3 lety

      Because I'm not gonna lie it is fun as hell. So you choke it down so it is still ethical and not just killing for sport.

  • @takl1112
    @takl1112 Před 5 lety +3537

    This video has taught me more than 17 years of school

  • @jkajmo
    @jkajmo Před 5 lety +3243

    Personally I'll never smile if I don't have to, Dwight taught me that showing one's teeth is a sign of weakness. Also that "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it "murder" not "mukduk"
    Thanks Dwight.

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 Před 5 lety +8

      He couldn't have been more wrong.

    • @yesipan
      @yesipan Před 5 lety +95

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 *He couldn't have been more right

    • @DonGarcia11
      @DonGarcia11 Před 5 lety +24

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 I disagree with.

    • @angelopellicci179
      @angelopellicci179 Před 5 lety +2

      @@DonGarcia11 is this a reference to kevins time saving?

    • @DonGarcia11
      @DonGarcia11 Před 5 lety +13

      @@angelopellicci179 It's something Jim tells Dwight to make him angry, something about ending sentences with prepositions.

  • @roryhudson5677
    @roryhudson5677 Před 4 lety +134

    I love how at 4:10 you can see that Dwight isn't even looking at the camera, he's looking straight into the eyes of the cameraman. This show is honestly kind of genius.

  • @blackfireacid315
    @blackfireacid315 Před 3 lety +45

    9:58
    Dwight: I can casually stop the blow,
    Jim: (slap)
    Dwight: (shocked pikachu face)

  • @AlpineShepherdBoy
    @AlpineShepherdBoy Před 5 lety +2897

    How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

  • @norteno149
    @norteno149 Před 5 lety +270

    0:43 The way Dwight says “resorbed the other fetus.” And the way he shrinks the toy is gold.

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan Před 2 lety +1

      Me too lol I believe Rainn Wilson spoke about on the commentary for that episode (though it could've been a different episode)

  • @kiddosjelken4033
    @kiddosjelken4033 Před 4 lety +832

    Dwight- “We need a new plauge” 2020- write that down! write that down!

  • @wesleeson
    @wesleeson Před 2 lety +28

    "it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than a stranger on purpose."
    -Dwight Kickass Shrute.

  • @Joe-Nathan
    @Joe-Nathan Před 5 lety +1461

    The show’s been over for half a decade but this channel is still very active and I love it.
    Edit: spelling

    • @JD.Knight
      @JD.Knight Před 5 lety +7

      Nearly half a million views in 1 day....crazy 😂😂

    • @JD.Knight
      @JD.Knight Před 5 lety +1

      @Bicc OG are you sure....as its not original content?

    • @araaraurydice
      @araaraurydice Před 4 lety +2

      Has it really been that long?? I've just started watching actually.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis Před 4 lety +2

      How many years is half a decade?

    • @veridiumundaunted7978
      @veridiumundaunted7978 Před 4 lety

      @@drServitis 5

  • @albertehenderson1363
    @albertehenderson1363 Před 5 lety +772

    0:40 So That's why His feelings regenerate twice the speed of normal man's

  • @Jxmmy07
    @Jxmmy07 Před 4 lety +457

    Dwight: there's too many people on earth, we need a new plague
    2020: totally

    • @vempor129
      @vempor129 Před 4 lety +2

      Stolen comment :/

    • @jamesr5741
      @jamesr5741 Před 3 lety +1

      What a poor excuse for a plague 'that' was.

    • @Jxmmy07
      @Jxmmy07 Před 3 lety

      @@vempor129 no..I saw the clip and this is what I thought of.

    • @vempor129
      @vempor129 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Jxmmy07 “too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”
      -dwight k schrute
      5.6K
      A-Dizzle M-Shizzy
      A-Dizzle M-Shizzy
      3 months ago
      “Too many people on this earth.we need a new plague”
      2020:that’s a good idea
      686

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 Před 3 lety +1

      2020: "sure"

  • @meerkat_4660
    @meerkat_4660 Před 4 lety +31

    “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than a stranger on purpose”
    That's actually good advice in the context of other situations. This is said a lot by martial arts teachers. Parents complain that they don’t want their children to participate in lessons because they don’t want them to get hurt. In response the instructors always say something along the lines of what Dwight said

    • @renanleandro5914
      @renanleandro5914 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Tho in the case of guns, I do think it's better to be shot by someone you dont know than by someone you know

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 Před 2 měsíci

      @@renanleandro5914trueZ

  • @annalise7998
    @annalise7998 Před 5 lety +815

    dwight is hands down one of the best characters 😂

    • @thomasmcginley7944
      @thomasmcginley7944 Před 5 lety +3

      Ron Swanson is better. Change my mind

    • @oliverpierce5118
      @oliverpierce5118 Před 5 lety +4

      @@thomasmcginley7944 they're too different to compare, therefore neither is better.

    • @ryansavering4115
      @ryansavering4115 Před 4 lety +1

      Jim is better imo I just get annoyed by Dwight

  • @deepakmnair4165
    @deepakmnair4165 Před 5 lety +453

    5:56 Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... On.
    Classic Dwight. 😆🐻🌟

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta Před 4 lety +110

    “That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart.”
    I mean, he’s not wrong

    • @Tim-K.
      @Tim-K. Před 2 lety +1

      Research indicates that if one’s brain isn’t damaged, there can be brain activity after one’s death. Therefore it’s not like the lights go out instantaneously

    • @theaveragejoe7966
      @theaveragejoe7966 Před 2 lety

      @@Tim-K. That is true

  • @EmpireTextbooks
    @EmpireTextbooks Před 2 lety +27

    The way Dwight says “resorbed” when talking about how he took over his brother fetus is hilarious

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 Před rokem +1

      His motion with the ball thingy is the cherry on top (anyone know what those things are called I want one)

    • @user-yc5um2pl5v
      @user-yc5um2pl5v Před 8 měsíci +1

      Reabsorbed.

  • @ScoutJeanLouise
    @ScoutJeanLouise Před 5 lety +599

    I love the moment when Dwight was the sane one.
    like,
    Robert California: This medal was my grandfather's. He received it for acts of courage. For excellence. It's a tribute one man gives another. I could give you a job, Dwight. Why not let me give you something even better?
    Dwight: It's a job interview, not a flea market.

    • @batfan1939
      @batfan1939 Před 4 lety +44

      Or when the GPS told Michael to drive into the lake.

    • @dwightk.schrute3934
      @dwightk.schrute3934 Před 4 lety +4

      If I wanted to go to the flea market I would’ve

    • @love4soapie
      @love4soapie Před 4 lety +2

      Batfan1939 ikr

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 Před rokem +2

      Also Dwight: my grandfather also received medals, but they were taken away in the Allied concentration camp

  • @padminip9482
    @padminip9482 Před 5 lety +731

    We should have a "Everytime Toby mumbles" compilation. What do y'all think??

    • @carson11100
      @carson11100 Před 5 lety +9

      Best of toby first

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 Před 5 lety +31

      But all his lines _are_ mumbling lol

    • @cylereyes8195
      @cylereyes8195 Před 5 lety +11

      Why are you the way you are?

    • @PatrickWagz
      @PatrickWagz Před 5 lety +14

      Just do it Toby... *GAAAAAWD!!*

    • @NinjaZXRR
      @NinjaZXRR Před 5 lety +1

      We don't have that much time in the day

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 Před 3 lety +39

    Dwight is possibly the funniest TV character of all time. Absolutely brilliant 👍😀

  • @cloudstreets1396
    @cloudstreets1396 Před 4 lety +109

    “I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.”
    -Dwight Fart Schrute

  • @themartian3213
    @themartian3213 Před 5 lety +5602

    “Don’t be an idiot, changed my life.” This is an amazing line.
    Thank you so much for all the likes!

    • @gerritkruger4014
      @gerritkruger4014 Před 5 lety +29

      Packing in Trump art of the deal😂

    • @fredymercury1152
      @fredymercury1152 Před 5 lety +4

      The real funny is.if the idiot think.he wont do that

    • @gerritkruger4014
      @gerritkruger4014 Před 5 lety

      @@fredymercury1152 that's why I said it....🤦

    • @PFC2018
      @PFC2018 Před 5 lety

      New life motto

    • @DutchDouchebag
      @DutchDouchebag Před 5 lety +12

      "Thanks for all the likes!"
      Wow, you really needed a digital extension of your ego _that bad_ huh

  • @michaelhegwood9977
    @michaelhegwood9977 Před 5 lety +1029

    Dwight is the reason I hide weapons around the workplace... And probably why I keep getting fired.

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster Před 5 lety +16

      Michael Hegwood i make 3 deadly nightsticks and a prison knife but my supervisor “found them “ so a got home suspension for a whole week

    • @hamzahajji5814
      @hamzahajji5814 Před 5 lety +2

      As you should

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂 best fandom ever

    • @dwightk.schrute3934
      @dwightk.schrute3934 Před 4 lety +8

      Hide them better

    • @criticalalfredo707
      @criticalalfredo707 Před 4 lety +5

      back when i was in high school i hid 2 pocket knife and 4 improvised nightsticks in the school library since i became a library committee member until i'm graduated no one knows that i brought and hid weapons in the library even teachers have no idea

  • @trinayanakaushik811
    @trinayanakaushik811 Před rokem +7

    I love Dwight Schrute for his honesty. He follows his own principles that do not change with situations. He is so honest, consistent and transparent. As a person who has a hard times judging people I wish everyone would be like him. Just tell me the truth even if you don't like me, I just need the truth. Dwight is my favourite charater in all television.

  • @vabez00
    @vabez00 Před rokem +34

    Rainn Wilson achieved something remarkable: he interpreted to perfection a character that would be scary in real life if only he weren't thoroughly ridiculous

  • @wozthescott2804
    @wozthescott2804 Před 5 lety +833

    *TODAY, SMOKING IS GONNA SAVE LIVES*

  • @goldwincs
    @goldwincs Před 5 lety +396

    7:02 LOL I can't help but think of Dwight's "Too many people on this earth. We need a new plague" line every time I'm in a crowded room

  • @rayyannmurtaza
    @rayyannmurtaza Před 2 lety +7

    How about:
    "Not everything's a lesson Ryan, sometimes you just fail. "

  • @samgu619
    @samgu619 Před 3 lety +14

    Small detail: Dwight opens and closes the ball whilst saying "resorbed."

  • @edmondmills4070
    @edmondmills4070 Před 5 lety +191

    You forgot that moment when Jim asks Dwight: "Why did you come here?"
    "To socialize. And inform."

  • @annachase4715
    @annachase4715 Před 5 lety +264

    Why did angela looked so turned on when dwight said he resorbed the other fetus???😂😂

    • @Vyend
      @Vyend Před 4 lety +41

      I guess she sees that like a proof of 'the sronger/capable male' or something in that sense, like when she saw Dwight holding a baby and get instantly turned on, or when Dwight and Andy fight for her, It's her thing haha

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +32

      Because he has the strength of a grown man and little baby.

    • @davidr.4042
      @davidr.4042 Před 4 lety +7

      Because she's nuts! 😂

    • @elenacaglioticosta7866
      @elenacaglioticosta7866 Před 4 lety +7

      They're ment for each other

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 Před 3 lety +2

      cuz she is subbmisive 😂😂

  • @robobo1726
    @robobo1726 Před 3 lety +7

    7:10 "We need a new plague"
    NOOOO DWIGHT NOOO

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii Před 2 lety +7

    Dwight: We need a new plague
    *2020: Write that down*

  • @nahumgale9738
    @nahumgale9738 Před 5 lety +249

    You forgot the best life lesson of all:
    “That’s how it goes sometimes, you know... you lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.”
    That’s a very good point, Dwight.

    • @zzig4447
      @zzig4447 Před 5 lety +17

      Nahum Gale and this.
      “Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it!” 😆

    • @tracedapig3985
      @tracedapig3985 Před 3 lety

      a

  • @mehmoodali8869
    @mehmoodali8869 Před 5 lety +255

    "To jumpstart a car first pop the hood and then clip these bad boys anywhere on the engine."
    -Michael ❤

  • @DieGymnasier1901
    @DieGymnasier1901 Před 4 lety +19

    Dwight: "we need a new plague"
    2020: "I got you fam"

  • @abdelkaderalikhoudja7540
    @abdelkaderalikhoudja7540 Před 2 lety +14

    Dwight could easily go for the best character ever created in Series history

  • @sg-df8pz
    @sg-df8pz Před 5 lety +129

    "just...get in the coffin. Ryan ?"
    "Bye Ryan"

  • @dariusdarkshadow1288
    @dariusdarkshadow1288 Před 5 lety +225

    3:06 A rare sight of Dwight pressing f in the chat long before it was a meme 😂

    • @why3011
      @why3011 Před 3 lety +14

      It was a letter grade for the performance

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 Před 3 lety +1

      @@why3011 r/woooosh

    • @why3011
      @why3011 Před 3 lety +13

      @@lj.853 u did it wrong and I don't think it even applies

    • @iMDead.
      @iMDead. Před 3 lety

      @@why3011 no he/she was right

    • @why3011
      @why3011 Před 3 lety

      ​@@iMDead. in what way

  • @tjallday95
    @tjallday95 Před 4 lety +16

    3:20 Being a delivery driver before, this scene always hurt. Yes, there are people out there like Dwight. It sucks

    • @David-fd8hy
      @David-fd8hy Před 4 lety +15

      Your company should pay you better, not the customer...

  • @hepringle
    @hepringle Před 3 lety +50

    “There’s too many people we need a new plague”
    Dwight predicted 2020

  • @cocochannel9672
    @cocochannel9672 Před 5 lety +147

    ""Don't be an idiot!" changed my life." changed my life.

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 Před 4 lety +6

      ""Don't be an idiot!" changed my life!" changed my life." changed my life.

    • @oken3327
      @oken3327 Před 3 lety +3

      @@peachtea7269 “”Don’t be an idiot!” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.

    • @Archalias100
      @Archalias100 Před 3 lety +3

      @@oken3327 “”Don’t be an idiot” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.

    • @tylers7224
      @tylers7224 Před 3 lety +2

      No I will not continue this.

    • @Archalias100
      @Archalias100 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tylers7224 you are everything that is wrong with the world

  • @iryairya2008
    @iryairya2008 Před 5 lety +315

    Dwight is love, Dwight is life, Dwight is the world, Dwight is everything

  • @bmustiata
    @bmustiata Před 4 lety +5

    8:13 Dwight with a dead duck. Toby: "Oh Dwight, we talked about this!" Dwight: "No, Toby! This is different. He's already dead". I'm in stitches.

  • @tylerbaker4411
    @tylerbaker4411 Před 4 lety +27

    They missed the most important one
    You can’t handle my undivided attention

  • @taberbooth9203
    @taberbooth9203 Před 5 lety +126

    All jokes aside, this show actually taught me a lot about life and love and just general psychology.

  • @loaiel-hoshy3532
    @loaiel-hoshy3532 Před 5 lety +210

    Thank you
    That's a 10-min life crash course

  • @chitty_chef6167
    @chitty_chef6167 Před 4 lety +3

    3:44 the way he just throws the paper at poor kevin lmao

  • @harshuttarwar1027
    @harshuttarwar1027 Před 4 lety +9

    THIS IS THE MOST INSPIRING AND LIFE CHANGING VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN... Hats off to you Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager.

  • @magentamoth621
    @magentamoth621 Před 5 lety +59

    *4:36*
    *"Mr. A. Knife"*

  • @batsuperman2387
    @batsuperman2387 Před 5 lety +369

    Just an unpopular opinion: Dunder mifflin is a lucky company to have Dwight as their worker

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn Před 5 lety +21

      *Regional Manager

    • @tytoalba6573
      @tytoalba6573 Před 4 lety +12

      @@delinseurn *Assistant Regional Manager

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn Před 4 lety +19

      @@tytoalba6573 I mean, I meant like at the end of the show. But anyways its Assistant *to* the regional manager

    • @tytoalba6573
      @tytoalba6573 Před 4 lety +3

      @@delinseurn I know. I meant it as a joke and was hoping someone would add *too the regional manager or something, but I suppose we lost that opportunity. ah well.

    • @PaTrick-cf6ev
      @PaTrick-cf6ev Před 4 lety

      Tyto Alba assistant to the regional manager

  • @sanam3665
    @sanam3665 Před 2 lety +2

    07:46 Dwight-" I accidentally ran over it ,it's a Christmas miracle". 😈🤣
    What a smile he has😅

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před rokem +5

    That montage of weapons made me laugh the hardest in this comp.

  • @ldbeastmode0689
    @ldbeastmode0689 Před 5 lety +95

    K-I-S-S
    Keep it simple stupid
    Great advice,
    Hurts my feelings every time

  • @Mystic_Christopher
    @Mystic_Christopher Před 5 lety +29

    "Its better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose" Changed my life 😂

  • @humsss
    @humsss Před 4 lety +11

    "No Toby! This one's already dead!" If that was out of context, this show would be even weirder (if possible).

  • @tino258852258852
    @tino258852258852 Před 3 lety +4

    When you realize Roy was lucky just to get sprayed 4:28

  • @bergerman487
    @bergerman487 Před 5 lety +146

    Bear Grylls : I can survive any types of forests
    Dwight : Hold my beets!

    • @shantanupanda1650
      @shantanupanda1650 Před 5 lety +3

      Bbears, bbattle star Galactica

    • @brunos6599
      @brunos6599 Před 4 lety

      Didn't bear Grylls got air rescued and sent to ICU because of shrimp allergy a while ago?

    • @dwightk.schrute3934
      @dwightk.schrute3934 Před 4 lety

      Bear grylls? More like bear attacked

  • @charlesford3028
    @charlesford3028 Před 5 lety +59

    Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety is...
    *_clicks safety_*
    On.

  • @iamatn3317
    @iamatn3317 Před rokem +2

    The way he shows the sword from the ceiling is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RONdomTheology
    @RONdomTheology Před 4 lety +16

    Dwight: we need a new plague!
    2020: I got you covered

    • @RONdomTheology
      @RONdomTheology Před 4 lety

      lol i did this before i saw a-dizzle-m-shizzle's, look at his, its better

  • @InsaneFire10YT
    @InsaneFire10YT Před 5 lety +263

    Lesson 1: dont let Michael drive the forklift

    • @internettroll7497
      @internettroll7497 Před 5 lety +8

      He can and he will

    • @InsaneFire10YT
      @InsaneFire10YT Před 5 lety

      Internet troll NO YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE FORKLIFT YOU ARE NOT LICENSED TO DRIVE ONE

    • @jamess3417
      @jamess3417 Před 5 lety +1

      @@InsaneFire10YT HEY DARRYL HOW'S IT HANGING!?

    • @mrsmokeiv6041
      @mrsmokeiv6041 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world...

  • @frozensolid2335
    @frozensolid2335 Před 5 lety +74

    "It is your birthday" first time I saw the office, and I watched the show so many times since

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 Před 3 lety +9

    “We need a new plague” thanks Dwight. You jinxed us lol

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 Před 3 lety

      Ok, who's gonna buy him a coke? Hope they're not sold out. 😉

  • @AndreCastill0
    @AndreCastill0 Před rokem

    I finished the office about two years ago and still occasionally come back and watch clips when I get the chance

  • @jen6294
    @jen6294 Před 5 lety +66

    Micheal: And remember no matter what, I will always love you.
    Dwight: What if he's a murderer?
    Micheal: He's not going to be a murderer.
    Dwight: Maybe that’s how you die.

  • @sarahann8259
    @sarahann8259 Před 5 lety +18

    "Oh Dwight, we talked about this..." 😂😂

  • @JesusGonzalez-yk9qh
    @JesusGonzalez-yk9qh Před 3 lety +1

    “Gotta watch out i dont hit my carotid artery here” as hes cutting his pant leg 😂😂😂

  • @falconthebird5582
    @falconthebird5582 Před 4 lety +5

    "No, Toby, this is different. He's already dead."
    --Dwight K. Schrute

  • @maturelydisapointingmember2699

    Michael Scott actually taught me how to wire a car. It didnt work.

    • @rexroeder6617
      @rexroeder6617 Před 5 lety

      Maturely Disapointing Member of Society You’re his son?

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr Před 5 lety

      ...and, in return, he taught you self restraint

  • @axbdz
    @axbdz Před 5 lety +47

    “in the wild healthcare is ow i hurt my leg, i can’t run, a lion eats me, and i’m dead. wow i’m not dead, i’m the lion, you’re dead.”

  • @DanielReyes-of5qo
    @DanielReyes-of5qo Před 9 měsíci

    Not everything's a lesson. Sometimes, you just fail. Best line from Deight

  • @kesentsengmolubi6365
    @kesentsengmolubi6365 Před 2 lety +2

    We need one more season of The office (working from home version)

  • @karkar3208
    @karkar3208 Před 5 lety +29

    5:14 " watch that I don't hit my carotid artery here" LOL Michael carotid artery is in the neck lmao

  • @larealexandershort
    @larealexandershort Před 5 lety +19

    Best part of this channel is they let the joke play out even if the video isn't about that certain character.

  • @fpsmat3r320
    @fpsmat3r320 Před 3 lety +8

    Dwight: we need a new plague
    Merry Christmas Dwight you’ll love 2020

  • @iamvisa2407
    @iamvisa2407 Před 3 lety +4

    7:02 Wow! Talk about a foreshadowing.

  • @SB-ov6om
    @SB-ov6om Před 5 lety +16

    Please do Erin and Michael. Their relationship as like almost a father and daughter was so good, they also had a lot of funny moments together.

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 Před 5 lety +44

    I would much rather be hurt by someone I know accidentally than a stranger on purpose.
    The TSA didn't understand though

  • @mikecook8712
    @mikecook8712 Před rokem

    I can't say I've ever seen a full episode...just these compilations, i would say I relate to Jim...

  • @leonardor-loaiza382
    @leonardor-loaiza382 Před 4 lety +17

    Office UK: I am a god!
    Office US: Well we have a Dwight

  • @jen6294
    @jen6294 Před 5 lety +30

    of course Creed & Dwight know how long things can survive after decapitation haha

  • @FJSpecter
    @FJSpecter Před 4 lety +142

    "To many people in this earth, we need a new plague"
    -Dwight 1589

  • @getvectored9664
    @getvectored9664 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how he takes a second to turn the safety on the gun he’s been pointing at Michael for who knows how long

  • @acanadianeh8344
    @acanadianeh8344 Před rokem +6

    After my girlfriend made several office references that completely went over my head, I finally started watching this show.
    How many of you here wish you could watch the office for the 1st time again? I absolutely adore Dwight 😂😭

    • @Seliz463
      @Seliz463 Před 8 měsíci

      I hope you married her. A girl that introduces you to The Office is a keeper